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[quote name="I need clarification"][quote name="Bill Dungsroman"]9. Further Proof That I Am A Pervert One of the worst classes I took in medical school was Embryology. It was bad only for one reason: the goddamned slide shows. Converse to high school and college, slide shows suck in medical school as a general rule. They’re never of anything pleasant, and you usually end up having to remember the goddamned things for tests, with nothing beyond your own hastily scribbled notes for help. But in Embryo, they were a special kind of awful. Anencephaly, hydrocephaly, gastroschisis, situs inversus. I won’t even traumatize you by explaining what those things are if you don’t know, beyond this: they’re all congenital conditions that result in horrifically malformed babies. Mummified post-term fetuses discovered on autopsy of the mother, anyone? Slide after eye-melting slide, like Satan showing his baby pictures. Beyond that horror is something fairly as bad, though. I was due for a visit from my fiancé that weekend (she was 500 miles away earning her degree), and I was horny as fucking hell. So horny that, upon seeing a slide of a baby with hydrocephaly, I likened the image of the baby’s swollen head to that of my fiance’s ass, and I got a hard-on. Now that separates the men from the boys, I can tell you.[/quote] Listen up, Jeffrey Dahmer. It's time to leave the planet. Take the organ donor sticker off your driver's license and do what every poor sap who wakes up to the realization his life is a detriment to the rest of humanity does: check into a hotel in Las Vegas (hey, you're there already!), buy as much booze, coke, and hookers with baby-head asses as you can possibly afford on all your credit cards, then swallow that pistol you've been waving around figuratively on these boards.[/quote]