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[quote name="Flurgendorf J. Creexul"]HERE'S HOW IT WOULD GO. I want to know what you people think. O_O Zero-K Convention (working title) :( COMIC 1 panel 1 Preppie cool kids posing around a DDR machine, one says "Let's get ready to rock out with our cocks out." panel 2 Two dudes dancing against each other on the machine, girls watching with their tongues out. The machine's music plays, with the words "Chicken in the bread pan pickin up dough, grannie does your dog bite no child no." panel 3 A girl watching, she says, "Wow, Hikasoru is SUGOI! NANI!" Another girl next to her says, "I'm so wet!" panel 4 The machine blares "YOU LOSE" to one of the players and a giant boxing glove comes out of the screen and punches him right out of the comic. COMIC 2 panel 1 Two preppie cool dude DDR players with DDR shirts or whatever are in the food court or a Muffin-Bake-a-Hurf store, and they see a small crowd around some guy. One of the DDR players says "Who's that?" panel 2 Other DDR dude says "That's the DDR King, Nakatokoto! He's supposed to be unbeatable! I suppose that is why he would be referred to as the DDR King, I dunno it's crazy!" panel 3 Nakatoaotko whatever is sitting at a table eating a gigantic muffin as big as head (he's holding a knife and fork). A girl has her head in his lap and there are various slurp and glrj and slrsh and fap and mmm sound effects all over. The DDR King talks, "Yeah I got my skills from being so fucking good you know." panel 4 The entire panel fills up with a phantasmagoria of sucking sounds. DDR King seems puzzled, looking at the floating words. COMIC 3 panel 1 A dude with gigantic huge feet stands next to the DDR machine and says "I refuse to give up, I will train and become a great DDR player despite my handicap of having these huge feet!" panel 2 Crowd around him shouting encouragement, "TRAIN MR. BIGFOOT" and "BECOME GOOD!" while he dances. The machine's song goes "IT'S THIS SOCIETY THAT MAKES A NIGGA WANNA KILL" panel 3 A girl says, "Wow, now you are a great dancer despite your handicap of having those huge feet! You have trained well!" panel 4 A guy tells Mr. Bigfoot, "The DDR King challanges you! Let's see if your training to become great despite your handicap of having huge feet will pay off!" Various offscreen gasps and "ooo"s. panel 5 DDR King and Mr. Bigfoot at the machine, the machine going "YOU LOSE, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BELOVED DDR MACHINE!" panel 6 Mr. Bigfoot goes over to one of the gun games with the built in Uzi and rips it out of the arcade machine. panel 7 Mr. Bigfoot angrily sprays gunfire at the DDR King, splattering his entire head against the DDR screen. COMIC 4 panel 1 Kids playing DDR. panel 2 An older woman comes up to one of the players and asks, "Jason?" He's like, "Mom?! It's not Jason, it's Hakrkausor!" panel 3 The mom is crying, she says, "No, your name is Jason, you're my son! Please come home! ;_;" panel 4 Jason sez, "But DDR 9 Revolution Remix Ultra 4 is coming out tomorrow!" panel 5 Wide angle of cops, yelling "TAKE 'EM DOWN!" shooting the entire DDR playing crowd with gunfire.[/quote]