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[quote name="cassandra"]uh yeah. the whole thing was really disappointing, in hindsight. small dick, constantly nervous, socially inept, boring. and that's not on my part, either. when you take a guys virginity and the highlight of the night is when he says "do you think you can stop being so tight? it hurts" you understand what douchebags mean when they're all "huh huh i wish there was a rewind button for life" i guess i'll just spell out all the details of the whole trip for you all (caltrops) i lost my luggage, had my period, my bunny peed all over him, we didn't fuck until the last night and then we had to take breaks every three seconds because jhoh was "winded" (and that's even with me on top), i came about once (from the vibrator) and basically just lied about coming all the other times by twitching my internal poon muscles convincingly and making a mong face. he couldn't come and could barely get it up (which isn't saying much). the morning i left he woke me up by rubbing his dick all over my butt and i acquisced (because well i promised) and he couldn't come (again surprise surprise) so i took a shower and pretended that it didn't bother me when really i cried in the shower like a total faggot. in summary the only thing i was filled with was regret.[/quote]