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	[quote name="Creexul :("]bdr is Out of His Fucking Mind: A Study. Or maybe a counterthesis against bdr's thesis about uh................................. um. [quote name="Bill Dungsroman"]You knew her airline, point of origin, and arrival time.[/quote] This has to lead to something about not being able to find sasy at the airport.................. right? [quote]Just how many NWA planes fly into Detroit Metro (the 16th largest airport according to <a href="http://www.geohive.com/charts/linkc.php?xml=ec_airport&xsl=ec_port" target="new">this nonpartisan website</a>, not the 11th) from (wherever Sassy is from) between 7:30 and 8:30 PM, anyway? McCarran airport in Vegas, the <I>7th</I> largest airport in the world, receives inbound flights from LA on Southwest nonstop. Do you know how many SWA flights from LA fly into McCarran in a one-hour block? One, occasionally two. To the same terminal, usually. You see, non-morons who have ventured out into the world know these things. Like, even, the self-proclaimed 11th-largest airport in the world is likely to be pretty fucking big. Your sense of scale is too warped to conceive of such a thing's size, I guess.[/quote] So no then. Huh. bdr digresses in long passages, pointlessly, about airports. Turnons include lists of passanger traffic on airlines, and using them to somehow disprove rankings of the physical sizes of airports. I'm sure he is making a point in this somewhere.......... about something. How he comes to these conclusions is anyone's guess, convulsing rapidly might help. But hey, he's above forming coherent thoughts (psh). Also, note the pride bdr has in BLOWING THE LID OFF the fact that I don't get out much. WOA WAIT A SECOND THERE. Someone stopped the presses in anticipation, and a child got caught in the printers, squishing them into paste! [quote][quote]Did I mention I suggested the idea of just meeting at the La Quinta Inn before she even got on the plane? :([/quote]Yeah. I mean, why bother doing anything?[/quote] Ideally, quoting something on a message board (one you own with your own two FISTS) would be followed up by something replying to or relating to that quoted section. Instead of say the exact opposite. But that's bdr, HE'S UNORTHODOX which throws people off in order to ready his FINISHING MOVE. O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; [quote][quote]After I wandered back to the terminal I was dropped off at in the first place, I finally asked someone where to find MacNamara terminal, and he said to go up and across a walkway and take the "terminal to terminal" there.[/quote]Snore. I like you you put "terminal to terminal" in quotes, because you have no idea what it even means. DUH WHY WOULD YOU GO TO THE PLACE YOU ALREADY ARE? THE WORLD IS CRAZY I AM THE ONLY SANE ONE I GUESS.[/quote] Is it just me or is bdr acting like these thoughts are related somehow? [quote]Imagine you lost a paper bag with all your computer games and toiletry socks in it. That would suck.[/quote] Would it? I don't know, I don't seem to care when I imagine that. [quote]Maybe half of all hotel chains at most have VCRs in the rooms or for rent. You could have called and asked. The very conversation centerpiece by which you were framing your virginal surrender around, and you couldn't be assed to call and make sure it was even there.[/quote] Here's a wonderful scene where bdr doesn't even notice the part where I say sasy asked if they rent or have VCRs at all, and they say no. Instead, in bdr's magical Lawnmower Manish world THAT HE CONTROLS AT WILL (known as "Caltrops"), VCRs were not asked about, and when I saw there was no VCR, I pretended they would not ever give us one when they easily could've (hint to people paying attention, i.e. not bdr: they wouldn't have). [quote][quote]The TV had AV hookups in the back so I called home so Jsoh could bring a VCR over. When he and moom showed up with the VCR, it turned out that the shitty TV wouldn't even work with a VCR.[/quote]Some A/V hookups those were, huh? No, I figure you're too fucking stupid to figure out how to hook up a VCR. I'm afraid I'm going to go with that theory over your far-reaching fairy tale version where, as usual, nothing is your fault and a TV set in a major hotel chain in a major metropolitan city is <I>so old</I> it can't support a <I>VCR</I> hookup.[/quote] Another classic bdr moment, where his bloodshot eyes are apparently blinding him from stuff I pointed out months ago. Inevitable excuse: "WELL WHO CAN BE EXPECTED TO PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR (INSERT ABOUT 80 ADJECTIVES HERE) POSTING." But of course as I already mentioned, after using the AV wires to hook the VCR from AV out to the TV's AV in, nothing happened because it had a bizarre setup that refused VCR inputs entirely instead only accepting the hotel's direct feed for video games and about 15 cable channels. I pretty much summed that up in the above quoted part. Naturally bdr doesn't believe it, because he is above <b>just</b> believing it (OOOOOO). [quote]Sad. Remember, though, Sassy is a totally deranged psychotic that Creexul forced himself to incompetently fuck, all according to his master plan. I'm guessing the aimless frustrating hours spent wandering the airport and VCR hi-jinx we're part of the grand scheme, somehow.[/quote] Okay all CRAZY joking aside, what's the pool on when everything will finally dawn on bdr? :( [quote][quote]The next day they found out where Sassy's luggage was, so we took the shuttle to MacNamara and then NWA said they didn't have the luggage, it was at America West which was at another terminal, so we took another shuttle blah blah blah. So it was good to have the luggage.[/quote]Why? So she could cry into it and play her WACK GANGSTA RAP CDs?[/quote] Hm, I'm not sure there's a justification for that even being typed. [quote]Why did you want to go home with her? She's crazy and disgusting, and you claim you felt that way all along. Soooo, why?[/quote] Maybe one day bdr will just wake up and get it. Or maybe he never will. Maybe he'll wake up one day in sb's bed, who knows. [quote][quote]Anyway after that, Jsoh drove us back and we got some beer at the Farmer Jack on the way, but Jsoh had to get it himself since he had the ID (I knew I was forgetting something over and over ~_~).[/quote]Jesus Christ.[/quote] Thanks for that insight. [quote][quote]Then we went back to the hotel and spent the rest of the night there, and I checked out in the morning. I couldn't get to sleep until like 5 AM (even though Sassy went to sleep at about 2), so when I got home I tried to stay up for about another hour, then I went back to sleep.[/quote]Ha ha, "tried to stay up."[/quote] Ditto. I think even in an imaginary world where sasy is an okay girl and graffiti is amazing, the concept of trying to stay up is just hilarious. Status of slapping my knee and calling myself Sally: IN PROGRESS. I guess you had to reply to EVERYTHING you could. Wow, wait until you get to the more recent stuff about sasy, you might be quite shocked (and by shocked I mean foaming at the mouth with veins popping out of your head while convulsing and grinding your teeth into stumps........... so like just about any average day for you, WOAO). [quote]Yeah so, time has told that Creexul was lying about all of this, he says. But, you know, we should totally believe him now.[/quote] bdr IS CRUSADING FOR THE TRUTH, AND NO ONE WILL GET IN HIS WAY............. <B><I>NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</B></I> "YRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGLBKLFLFLFL" -bdr That's the tagline on the movie poster. :([/quote]