Caltrops - Devil May Cry 3





	[quote name="Mischief Maker"]This is my review for the original, face-rocking, <B><I>american</B></I> release of DMC3. You played the Special edition. My review of that is <A HREF="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=50060" TARGET="new">here</A>, and addresses the issues of difficulty and stupid fucking jester. [quote name="Lizard_King"]I had a really hard time distinguishing between what the makers put in as humour intentionally and unintentionally. It was altogether pretty tiresome by the fifth level, and by the time the two queens put their handguns together for a JACKPOT of aids, I was committed to never playing a Capcom game again without hitting start in every cutscene.[/quote] This is why I worry that DMC4 will be all serious and SUCK. I really like all the clever touches they threw in #3, Videogames are a medium aimed primarily at 12-year olds they so it seems they got a little TOO clever for their own good. This game is a <B>prequel</B> and if they had dante strut around with a giant white afro, muttonchops, and bellbottoms we all would have gotten it. Instead everyone freaks out over the gayness of this: <IMG SRC="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/c/c1/200px-Dmc3box.jpg"> When they forget about... <IMG SRC="http://www.div.ca/graphics/delirious.jpg"> "Faggots can't look at my dick!"[/quote]