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	[quote name="Zsenicorpse"][quote name="Fullofkittens"][quote name="Zsenicorpse"][quote name="Liz Enkittengasm"][quote name="Zsenicorpse"][quote name="Mischief Maker"]There are those who say the manner in which a joke is told is infinitely superior to the subject matter.[/quote] So you like your jokes delivered in a hysterical and lustreless fashion by a pretty <b>boy</b>? [/quote] No, we prefer them told in a shrill and desperate voice by an overly needy <b>woman.</b>[/quote] This is always interesting - the needy woman bit. I can't take it personally anymore because I've seen it used on all kinds of women, shrill or not, needy or not. For some bizarre and awkward reason, there's nothing worse than being a woman with any kind of visible need. Meanwhile, penis-owners with gigantic holes in their personalities - emotional vampires, for example, like Ray!, or shrill and desperate <i>men</i> like BDR - never get called on it in quite the same way. Well, setting aside that peculiar piece of hypocrisy, I don't know if I'm more surprised by all the unfunny stock rebuttals to, or the complete absence of irony thereof in re: my assult on the concept of Seanbaby as original and funny. All the hackneyed comics in the world are banding together to protect one of their precious own without the least taint of self-consciousness. WHOA, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ABOUT SEANBABY, <i>BITCH!</i> Next someone has to suggest that I'm so upset at men because I was <i>raped</i>.[/quote] I was just using the same sentence construction that you did. I only said "woman" because you're not a boy. But I guess you might want to tell the rest of that stuff to your ten shrinks. If other people seem to be unfairly unpersecuted for having the same flaws as you, it's probably because we're not projecting your flaws onto them like you do. Anyways, I don't care if you think Seanbaby is unfunny - that's subjective. What is <i>not</i> subjective is whether what you post is funny - it's not funny. I wanted to make sure you knew that.[/quote] So you made an unfunny stock rebuttal so spectacularly unoriginal that you even stole the structure from me, and now you're following it up with psychobabble and earnest declarations of your communication goals and descriptions of how you think I've failed to meet your expectations. Look, even given that I'm unfunny and needy and a whiny woman - even if I let you walk away with all of those obvious lies - I just don't get how you're not reeling at your own hypocrisy. Because, and it pains me to have to spell this out, but you're just not getting it any other way: you're acting like an unfunny and needy and whiny woman.[/quote]