Forum Overview :: Peter Molyneux's The Movies :: Worst?

[quote name="Cannibal Dave"]Hardly. You've yet to see <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/protector/">The Protector</a> which is perhaps the worst Martial Arts film I've ever seen. This is not to be mistaken with Jacki Chan's movie as anything he releases Stateside I assume to be filled with a lethal dosage of TEH AIDS. [quote name="Fuck this Movie was Bad"]Thai kickboxing star Tony Jaa’s followup to his international hit Ong Bak finds him journeying from Thailand to Australia to seek vengeance on the mobsters who killed his father and stole the sacred elephant he was charged with protecting. AKA Tom yum goong, Warrior King and Honour of the Beast. Directed by Prachya Pinkaew (Ong Bak).[/quote] Originally it was dubbed The Villainess but the <strike>Jewy Jewensteins</strike> Weinsteins, as is typical whenever they snatch a forum film, diced up what was already a piece of shit film into nigh incomprehensibility. A new title seemed fitting for their re-edited masterpiece. I do give it credit for highlighting the first baby elephant tossing (rewind, play, rewind, play) initiated by the film's lead villain(ess) <i>and</i> first officially recognized Chinese "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jin_Xing">transwoman</a>" Warlord(ess?) as a part of their bid to wrest control of an Australian branch of the Tong. It is even worse than it sounds and in the fun, Riki-Oh - The Story of Ricky gore fest.[/quote]