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	[quote name="Jhoh Cable o_O"]That is how I originally knew Kered because he made cosplayhell, which was the first website like on the whole internet (outside of the alisa's cosplay board on POE) that made fun of cosplay animoo shit. There were other pals related to that and Ecchi Attack which was another site that had articles about animoo porn. I forced myself on Ecchi Attack by writing a couple articles under the name "Jane Doe" TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK I WAS A GIRL and wrote it as a girl in first person about how I liked yaoi because I am a stupid dumb fatty failure. The appeal lasted a week until I told people I wasn't really a girl (SENSING A THEME IN MY LIFE, PRETENDING TO BE GIRLS ON THE INTERNET, HNNNNNNN). I was surely not as mature or refined as I am now, and the old articles there could be considered rude or out of line or misogynistic, I dunno because I haven't read them in like 5 years. Ecchi Attack was more of a "we like anime but can make fun of it" site, where cosplay hell was just "make fun of everything, DO NOT BE NICE." So I think cosplayhell was the better site. But I might just be saying that because Kered's girlfriend is Mranduh who is hot, hotter than sasy even (and if sasy asks you who you think is hotter <b>up to a meeyin times a day</b> you should probably tell her Mooranduh is hotter). I didn't really even know mewlmewl back then but apparently she would IM a bunch of strangers when she was bored on the internet, IF ONLY SHE KNEW and now she has learned to deeply regret that <b>mistake</b>. Anyway because cosplayhell was one of the only sites on the entire internet that had content about anime that was not fuckin fawning blowjobs about how deep and beautiful the art is I gravitated to it. Jso and I tried to write a couple things for it but I think everything was really covered by kraid, which was making fun of alisa, and also that article about kickfag which was great. It didn't have a whole lot of content and after its year it expired and it was like well whatever. But sometimes I still miss it. ;-; Anyway, if someone is going to do a fuckin expose making fun of cosplayers at an animoo convention again, it should be Otakon or some huge one, and make a fuckin TV show out of it, and I think we'd have to force Kered to be involved or else I'll beat him up (possibly AT Otakon) and we can go around telling animoo faggots that Larry David is the best anime character because Curb Your Enthusiasm is better than all anime. And we can wear sunglasses indoors to show how cool and disaffected we are.[/quote]