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[quote name="Mischief Maker"][quote name="Mischief Maker"]I've cherrypicked the original thread and added a couple things. If anyone has any comments or AIM logs they want to add before I format this thing and pare down the pictures, put 'em here.[/quote] FABIO: <a href="http://accstudios.com/" TARGET="new">Holy shit</a> <IMG SRC="http://accstudios.com/i/lfa_1_covera.jpg"> Mischief Maker: Here eyepatched Sean Hannity and G Gordon Liddy zoom away from a building in the New York skyline that they've blown up to teach the terrorists a lesson. Note that Hannity uses a Mac. <img src="http://accstudios.com/i/lfa_2_page24.jpg"> FABIO: Yes, that's President Hillary and Ambassador Osama Bin Laden. Mischief Maker: I can buy Hillary in an interracial lesbian relationship with Michael Moore as VP running on the platform of handing over the country to the UN and being elected president. But Alan Colmes as the king of all news media? That's just unrealistic. Not even the nuttiest liberal gives a shit about alan colmes. <img src="http://accstudios.com/i/lfa_1_page10.jpg"? FABIO: -The ultimate horror UN rule shall bring: mixed ethnic families, black (south African?) cops harassing white kids Worm: "You Blue Pig!" I wonder how high the author's heart rate went when he had to think of what someone angry at a cop might actually say and then write it down. Mischief Maker: You'd think a conservative nightmare world would be waaaay more "down" with graffiti and hip hop. Like they'd have snoop dog as drug czar or something. motherfuckerfoodeater: Or minister of family planning. Mischief Maker: That would be Rosie O'Donnel Zseni, and Google: Did you mean: rosie o'donnell? FABIO: Also featuring the ultra common sluttily dressed hippie/punk protestor chick supporting conservative views, totally bucking conformist fashion with high heeled shoes which double as handy footwear for vandalism in case you have to run from black cops (who want to rape you) in a hurry. Mischief Maker: Don't forget the conservative dude's totally not-gay mesh shirt! Perhaps he's protesting the dad's mauve slacks and the kid's matching mauve overalls. Unacceptable indeed! <IMG SRC="http://accstudios.com/i/lfa_2_page22.jpg"> Mischief Maker: Hannity tests the limp wristing abilities of his new robotic arm while exchanging boldfaced banter about how it <B>feels</B> real. Hippie scientist dude assures him the <B>feeling</B> is mutual. I assume the arm includes a convenient astroglide dispenser. <IMG SRC="http://accstudios.com/i/lfa4_5.jpg"> Mischief Maker: Here we see the aftermath of Hannity's robotic arm electrocuting to death a squad of guards who had cornered manly man mesh-shirt after he stole a bald eagle from the city zoo (in a patriotic kinda way, not an ecoterrorist way.) I guess mesh shirt is Robin to Hannity's batman. Without the gay sex. Absolutely none. <IMG SRC="http://accstudios.com/i/lfa3_page5.jpg"> Mischief Maker: I love the first panel here where kid conservative Regan RAGES at the condom dispenser in the hallway. It's hard to tell from the picture, but either two condoms are dangling or, as I prefer to interpret it, the machine has a motion sensor that causes it to release an avalanche of condoms whenever a child wanders nearby -to better encourage promiscuity. The fact that there is not a huge pile of unclaimed condoms on the floor is a sign that it is working all too well. Then things get creepy when you get a close look at conservative kid and realize there's no way they're in highschool. Sick fucking liberals. mark: Between the <A HREF="http://www.boingboing.net/images/NR-F8_PERILFINAL.pdf" TARGET="new">NRA pamphlet</A>, Mallard Filmore, and this, I'm think conservative cartoons might be my favorite artform. Is there anything greater than imagining a 91 year-old G Gordon Liddy trying to save the world? Jerry Whorebach: Maybe watching G Gordon Liddy imagine it? <img src="http://i.somethingawful.com/u/elpintogrande/liddyswat/11.jpg"> And yet, for all its posturing, "Liberality" is still outdone by the old warhorse "Archie" <IMG SRC="http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z246/Dea_ex_Machina/ScansDaily/AP_SatLRS_3.jpg">[/quote]