Caltrops - Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction





	[quote name="Chairman Mao"]<font color="red">Worm:</font> http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/adg/496655829.html <font color="red">Worm:</font> Do you really need to be strapped to defend a hooker? <font color="yellow">Chairman Mao:</font> "a 5th degree black belt in Kung Fu and always strap for businessa 5th degree black belt in Kung Fu and always strap for business" <font color="yellow">Chairman Mao:</font> I am also completely full of shit <font color="red">Worm:</font> I could watch you paste that line forever. <font color="red">Worm:</font> That's from the caltroops <font color="red">Worm:</font> Fussbett too is amazed by this guy's kungfu credentials <font color="red">Worm:</font> I mean I think it's fair to assume this guy is fat <font color="yellow">Chairman Mao:</font> "I have a very clean reliable Honda " <font color="yellow">Chairman Mao:</font> Hoes love Hondas <font color="red">Worm:</font> There are unreliable hondas? <font color="yellow">Chairman Mao:</font> apparantly <font color="red">Worm:</font> Well this guy doesn't have one of those pieces of shit <font color="yellow">Chairman Mao:</font> "Willing to be partners 50/50 with the right girl." <font color="yellow">Chairman Mao:</font> yeah, you swallow 56-year old semen <font color="yellow">Chairman Mao:</font> I drive a car <font color="yellow">Chairman Mao:</font> that's a totally even breakdown. <font color="red">Worm:</font> This guy pretty obviously expects to get fucked too. <font color="yellow">Chairman Mao:</font> oh definitely <font color="yellow">Chairman Mao:</font> after all <font color="yellow">Chairman Mao:</font> he can press 335 <font color="red">Worm:</font> "The right girl", is he going to take 75% if she's a bitch? <font color="yellow">Chairman Mao:</font> which makes up for his microscopic penis <font color="red">Worm:</font> Who wouldn't want to be cradled in those 16 inch arms? <font color="yellow">Chairman Mao:</font> whatever that even means <font color="red">Worm:</font> Biceps I guess? <font color="yellow">Chairman Mao:</font> 24" pythons <font color="red">Worm:</font> I figure the Magic the Gathering card is suppose to basically be him. <font color="red">Worm:</font> I don't think he has a eye patch. <font color="yellow">Chairman Mao:</font> he may have poked his eye out with his 16" arms. <font color="red">Worm:</font> Or benching 335! <font color="red">Worm:</font> Is the navigation what makes it worth 50%? <font color="yellow">Chairman Mao:</font> perhaps <font color="yellow">Chairman Mao:</font> Tom Tom, I love you <font color="red">Worm:</font> This guy should have just said he was a robot and the navigation was built in <font color="yellow">Chairman Mao:</font> navigation has to be kept current? <font color="yellow">Chairman Mao:</font> can you have a non-current GPS?[/quote]