Caltrops - The Knuckle Shuffle





	[quote name="Ray of Light"]After more than thirty years of peaceful and prosperous relations with my penis, I've gone and kicked myself in the cock. Twice in the last month! How does it work, you ask? It's not on purpose that is for sure! It happens first thing in the morning, putting on my pants while the penis is still tumescent but the "joint" has softened so that it points straight down. Standing up, I lift one leg to put it in the pants and ka-pow my heel connects. To be clear: <b>Head of penis receives on-axis blow.</b> Testicles uninvolved. Nothing is really harmed by these accidents except my pride and my penis, but I want to know: what's changed? How did I avoid this before? Maybe it used to soften uniformly, so that by the time it pointed down it was also soft enough to yield, like a reed in the wind. Maybe the "got boner/protect hive" instinct was silently taking care of me all these years and is now blunted by time. These are just guesses; hard truth is I have no idea how things used to be, because I don't articulate my pants-donning scheme (even to myself) since I turned four. Imagine if you went to brush your teeth one day and put your eye out! Doing what you've always done, expecting what you've always got, trying to lead a good life, byebye depth perception. An extra fifteen seconds to put my pants on every day is fine, no big deal, but maybe this condition will spread and by the time I think to post for help, I will be incapacitated. BDR, if anyone without a secret agenda has ever needed you, that person is me, now. [/quote]