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[quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey ITSO Wikipedia"][quote name="Fortinbras"]I think I lost track of why everybody was yelling when someone screamed Veronica fucked Umberto and then the usernames all became a blur[/quote] <b>article</b> | <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mysterio">discussion</a> | <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Mysterio&action=edit">edit this page</a> | <a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewForum&fid=9&viewAll=true">history</a> Quentin Beck was born in New Zealand. Before becoming an internationally famous globetrotting Man of Leisure, he was the Old Man Murray poster known as Tatters[<a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=77624">1</a>]. Working as a market operator / stockbroker for an as-of-yet unnamed financial institution[<a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=76730">2</a>] he was due to be moved into a web development role, which he knew little about (but enough to still consider it faggot's work[<a href="http://saloon.javaranch.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=67&t=001271">3</a>]). The thread in question quickly became a no-holds-barred stream of abuse at Caltrops.com, a website featuring the intense and passionate sense of struggle that really matters to the people involved[<a href="http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showpost.php?p=622332&postcount=78">4</a>][<a href="http://steamcommunity.com/groups/caltrops">5</a>]. Those savaged included programmers that interview[<a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=76742">6</a>], CASCADING STYLE SHEETS[<a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=76748">7</a>] and Shitty Products[<a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=76775">8</a>]. After a quick side discussion regarding the merits of silenced weapons in Hong Kong[<a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=76886">9</a>], and the AS/400 system[<a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=76863">10</a>], Zsenitan began to give Quentin one of the very few honest life assessments people in this world ever encounter[<a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=76894">11</a>]. Quentin is referred as someone who is infamous for "fucking over poor people" and "being in a movie" (earlier revealed as the Lord of the Rings)[<a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=77325">12</a>]. Quentin reveals another photo of himself[<a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=77367">13</a>], and his Flickr account is instantly viewed and commented upon by noted frugal gamer bombMexico[<a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=42446">14</a>]. On April 7th, 2008, poster Souffle of Pain, an eyesore, brought up the fact that the original iteration of Caltrops.com was destroyed by Senor Barborito, a man of varied talents[<a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=77430">15</a>][<a href="http://www.caltrops.com/about.php">16</a>]. This was due to the fact that Barborito's lover, Vernoica, had sexual intercourse with the Old Man Murray poster known as Umberto Echo[<a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=4244">17</a>]. Later, a backup whore poster related his sexual experiences with paying for intercourse in a foreign country[<a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=77462">18</a>]. His experiences, differing from that of Quentin's, was enough to cause a great deal of animosity between the two, resulting in the backup whore poster making several insulting remarks to Quentin's heritage[<a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=77640">19</a>]. This page was last modified on 10 April 2008, at 00:14. All text is available under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation License. (See Copyrights for details.) Wikipedia® is a registered trademark of the Wikimedia Foundation, Inc., a U.S. registered 501(c)(3) tax-deductible nonprofit charity.[/quote]