Caltrops - Peter Molyneux's The Movies





	[quote name="Creexuls, a monster >:3"](1:15:59 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: I downloaded Rendition. (1:16:15 PM) <font color="orange"><b>mutharhaed</b></font>: I fell asleep during it, how is it? (1:44:11 PM) <font color="orange"><b>mutharhaed</b></font> has become idle. (1:44:40 PM) <font color="orange"><b>mutharhaed</b></font> has gone away. (1:44:43 PM) <font color="orange"><b>mutharhaed</b></font> is no longer idle. (1:44:43 PM) <font color="orange"><b>mutharhaed</b></font> is no longer away. (1:45:07 PM) <font color="orange"><b>mutharhaed</b></font>: Oh, you too? (1:48:54 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: I went to play RE4. :( (1:48:57 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Maybe I'll watch it later. (12:05:19 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: I downloaded Rendition. (12:05:36 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Just tell me if he's oKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY (12:07:51 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: haha (4:30:17 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: So at the beginning of Rendition there's Reese Withrosrhspon playing soccer with her son and TERRORIST calls her so they can chat about meeting at the airport. (4:30:33 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: okay (4:30:43 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: What could possibly go wrong. (4:31:04 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: the movie was made (4:31:10 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: WOAAAAAAAA (4:31:23 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Meanwhile Jake Gylghhaglsdf has a hooker in his hotel room. (4:31:39 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: He's living the active life of a CIA agent (with his new hair). (4:32:01 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Meanwhile a woman gets on a bike with a guy in some middle east place. (4:32:08 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: ALL THESE PEOPLE LOOK LIKE TERRORISTS TO ME (4:35:07 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: The guy borrowed his girlfriend's CDs or something. (4:35:16 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: He says they were okay and she says YOU HAVE THE WORST TASTE IN MUSIC ^_^ (4:35:17 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Tee hee. (4:35:36 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Insight into middle eastern culture. (4:35:45 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: I'm sure in real life he would've cut her head off right there. (4:38:48 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: MORAL MESSAGE MOVIE (4:38:54 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: IT'S GOTTA BE AT LEAST 2 HOURS (4:40:07 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: The arranged marriage girl's dad just got shot at, THEY KILLED THE WAITER (4:40:11 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: There they finally blew something up. (4:40:18 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Poor Jake Gylhnahl got blood all over his sunglasses. (4:40:19 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: it's the cinema equivalent of a fat man fumbling with a big sandwich (4:40:44 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: that he is going to shove down your THROAT (4:40:50 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: His name is Gordon Freeman in this movie. (4:40:53 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: screaming (4:40:55 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: FAT LIKE ME (4:40:57 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: FAT LIKE MEEEEEEEEE (4:43:09 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Jso says "apparently the twist is that the guy was really a terrorist the whole time." (4:43:12 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: I DON'T KNOW IF HE WAS KIDDING (4:43:47 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: They already black bagged Reese's husband. (4:43:54 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: He's Egyptian (so, probably a terrorist). (4:44:05 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: THEY ARE DELETING HIS PASSENGER RECORD (4:44:22 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: then they're going to delete him (4:44:30 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: IT IS LIKE HE NEVER EXISTED o_o (4:45:02 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Hey he's taking a private jet to be tortured, looks pretty nice. (4:46:03 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: This guy doesn't even have an accent. (4:46:09 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: THAT'S WHAT THEY <b>WOULD</b> DO (5:14:22 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: So Reese withsrpoon's husband passed a lie detector but mryl strep is DETERMINED to make him the suspect. (5:14:31 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: SHE'S MAKIN THIS INVESTIGATION LOOK LIKE A PERSONAL VENDETTA (5:14:35 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: SHE MAY HAVE ASSASSINATED A GANG LEADER (5:14:37 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: <b>AND THAT'S IN ONE DAY</b> (5:14:42 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: I WONDER WHAT SHE'S GONNA DO TODAY (5:14:45 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: I WONDER WHAT SHE'S GONNA DO (5:14:46 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: <b>TOMORROW</b> (5:21:12 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: They're carrying the black bagged guy off this very nice private plane. (5:21:17 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Of course jso's first reaction is to LAFF >:( (5:21:34 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Reese withrshospn continue to remain pregnant (sympathy). (5:22:09 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: for two years (5:51:17 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: harold and kumar 2 is probably way more accurate about terrorism than this movie (6:58:18 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Alan Arkin and old college friend are trying to <b>take on renditions</b>. 8( (6:58:24 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: BUT THIS ISN'T THE RIGHT CASE FOR IT (6:58:32 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: <b>Drama</b>. (6:58:43 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Although it's not really working. ~_~ (6:58:51 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Maybe it would've helped if, I dunno, this were a TRUE story? (6:59:19 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: But then there would not be a story of a pregnant reseses withrusopn trying to find if her husband is oKAAAAAAAAAAAAAY (7:00:00 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: yeah that's wonderful (7:00:08 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: THIS MOVIE HAS LASTED LIKE SIX HOURS (7:00:18 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: It's pretty boring. :( (7:00:21 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: So I keep pausing it. (7:02:15 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: So far the real bad guy is meryl streep. (7:02:23 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: YEAH I KNOW THAT (7:02:25 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: I SAW THE FUCKING TRAILER (7:02:28 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: :( (7:02:31 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: JESUS CHRIST FINISH IT UP ALREADY (7:02:35 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Well I'll let you know when they kill this guy. (7:02:35 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: YOU'RE BORING ME TO FUCKING TEARS (7:05:39 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: The torturing guy is nude, but of course they don't really show him nude because this movie isn't serious enough. (7:06:18 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: The tortured guy is suddenly admitting to being in contact with the terrorist guy. (7:06:32 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: HE COULD BE LYING (you see, information from torture is considered unreliable). (7:07:17 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: i really don't care what that suckass movie is like (7:07:25 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: i saw the trailer it really doesn't need a review (7:11:15 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: What. >:( (7:11:24 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: I don't think I like your tone of voice. O_________________O (7:21:54 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: i don't think I like homosexual dwarves (7:21:57 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: BUT I TALK TO YOU ANYWAY (7:37:41 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: So I don't suppose you want to know that the tortured res wuthruspon husband turned out to be lying about knowing terrorists. (7:38:48 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: He is innocent (which implodes this movie's whole flimsy premise). (7:39:52 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: And the chick in the arranged marriage is girlfriend with the real terrorist who did the suicide bombing that tried to kill her dad, just like I called it an hour ago in this shitty movie. :( (7:40:57 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: What's sad is that Lions for Lambs is probably <b>even worse</b>. (7:45:24 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Ooooo it's turning out the whole time that the arranged marriage girl and her terror boyfriend are all just a flashback the whole time and are responsible for the bombing at the beginning of the movie. (7:45:41 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: My mind is blown (much like in matrix 2 when the architect talks for a long time). (7:45:42 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: :-( (7:45:56 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: so deep <3 (7:46:04 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: MORE LIKE SO GAY (7:46:22 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: He's going to suicide bomb also because her dad killed his brother with illegal and immoral torture. (7:47:41 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Instead of him just doing it because allahoo akbar islamic caliphate etc. (7:48:11 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Repeating allahoo akbar over and over again loading mortars into a tube until one of them explodes. (7:49:25 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Also the suicide bomb vest had nails and shit in it to shred civilians, which the guy killed a lot of. (7:49:40 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: The cycle of violence etc etc etc. (7:49:45 PM) <font color="#6a887a"><b>Kered Cloudsong</b></font>: BUT ISN'T IT THE SAME AS US BOMBING INNOCENT CIVILIANS REALLY ~_~ (7:49:50 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: So deep, so deep IT'LL PUT YO ASS TA SLEEP (7:50:13 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Shock and awe collateral damage prisonplanet. (7:50:32 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Fawk you I won't do what you tell me ($15 for a CD). (7:51:15 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Anyway yeah like I said at the beginning the chick and boyfriend explode and are turned into red chunks. (7:51:41 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Not seen in the movie: her foot landing in the street. Anyway at the end Jake Gyflhangdl feels bad and busts the guy out, RISKING HIS CIA CAREER BUT HE JUST DOESN'T CARE and the guy returns to rees siwhturo. I assume that's her in the movie and I'm not mistaking her for some other blond chick. Note to self, whatever the next big horror movie is remind me to find out the ending so I can spoil it without warning on calsptorlso.[/quote]