Forum Overview :: Reviews :: Re: Hey, someone give me one page of text of something you've played recently

[quote name="Zsenitan"][quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"]For the "review" section on the front page. I will even find a screenshot. I will attempt to follow my own request with a review of "Castle Crisis," a newly made Warlords clone for the Atari 800, but people will make fun of us (me) if I leave that up there for five months. Articles are also good, in fact, Ray's struggle with that thing from the Black Hole that he used to clean his toilet is a good candidate. ICJ[/quote] Here's one page of text on what made me quit WoW: Characters: Audibly fat Texan (AFT), brusque-sounding woman (BSW), Nasally loser 1 (NL1), Nasally loser 2 (NL2), Sexually Frustrated 16-year-old (SF16) AFT: ...yeah and uh, don't quote me on this, but Tamara's gonna be out of town for two weeks and uh... NL1: hyer hyer hyer hyer hyer AFT: ...and uh... that's all <i>wild time</i> know wut I'm sayin? NL1 & NL2: hyer hyer hyer hyer snort hyer NL1: Hyer hyer got any big plans Colby? {---- I am not making this name up, nor was there ever a huskier-sounding name. AFT: Huh huh huh well <i>yew</i> know.... BSW: G'night guys. (Logs off of beautiful belf male huntard in t5) (Nobody replies.) NL2: Who wants to do ache mech? Me, typing in gchat: oh man this fucking vent thing is crazy overstimulating. SF16: Why? Me: I'm totally petrified of getting a mike now. You guys are gonna be all zomg what big titties that voice has. SF16: Why would you say that? I'm not like... <i>some kind</i> of sexually frustrated 16-year-old. Me: I didn't mean that it's just that man. You know? SF16: ...I have a <i>girlfriend</i>. I'm not <i>desperate</i>. AFT: Huh huh yeah we wait till you all log off before we talk about your titties anyway. NL2: hyer hyer hyer well you can talk about <i>my</i> titties. (More titty-related joshing continues, good-naturedly.) Me: (Re-evaluating the course of my life, painfully, silently.) AFT: Anyway did I tell yew whut my plans are this weekend? Chorus of fucking losers: (Variety of absolutely the lamest sorts of sex jokes, as if the pile of slack flesh on the receiving end of said were capable of attaining gratification anywhere but a drive-thru.) AFT: Awwww huh huh huh. But I'm gonna run Bee Gees like hell, I wanna get that badge. SF16: I'll run ache mech. AFT: Yeahhhhh I'm gonna run Aye Bee until mah eyes are sore. Me: (logs off for ever.)[/quote]