Forum Overview :: The Knuckle Shuffle :: Hey wanna know the creepiest thing I did today?

[quote name="Jerry Whorebach"]I was walking out of Wal*Mart, frozen pizzas in hand, when my eyes HAPPENED TO WANDER to the big round bum of the girl ahead of me and linger there for, oh, maybe an hour or so. Then she turned to go out the door and my eyes broke free, only to meet the EXTREMELY disapproving gaze of the greeter, who also had a large bum (but not the good kind). To be fair to me, it looked like the girl was shoplifting a pair of bowling balls in her pants, but to be fair to society, she was also maybe thirteen. I hope I didn't just make you wince so hard you chipped a tooth or something :([/quote]