Caltrops - Peter Molyneux's The Movies





	[quote name="Creexuls, a monster >:3"]Jso couldn't get through 20 minutes, I couldn't get through 40 minutes. (6:04:01 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: I'm going to watch Juno now. :( (6:04:20 AM) <font color="#006432"><b>Toomstone</b></font>: :( (6:04:23 AM) <font color="#006432"><b>Toomstone</b></font>: i'm sorry :( (6:04:26 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: ;-; (6:04:42 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Apparently Jso couldn't get past the first 20 minutes. (6:05:21 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Indie soundtrack. (6:06:08 AM) <font color="#006432"><b>Toomstone</b></font>: yeah :( (6:06:29 AM) <font color="#006432"><b>Toomstone</b></font>: it'll be interesting to see how far you make it, mr cable -____- I would like to note here that I had every intention of finishing the movie. (6:06:32 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: ~_~ (6:07:44 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: This is one doodle that can't be undid homeskillet. :( (6:07:58 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Then suddenly, indie song with girl vocals. AT THIS POINT I WAS ALREADY CHANGING MY MIND. The guy at the convenience store that sells her the pregnancy test actually says "this is one doodle that can't be undid homeskillet." And that's not even a weird line for the scene, every single part of the movie is one big protracted wacky one liner. (6:08:22 AM) <font color="#006432"><b>Toomstone</b></font>: :( (6:08:38 AM) <font color="#006432"><b>Toomstone</b></font>: but wait wait wait, it gets worse :( (6:10:32 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: That can't be right, this screenplay won an Oscar. (6:11:03 AM) <font color="#006432"><b>Toomstone</b></font>: O______O (6:11:17 AM) <font color="#006432"><b>Toomstone</b></font>: are you saying oscars are worthless as a barometer of quality? (6:11:21 AM) <font color="#006432"><b>Toomstone</b></font>: that can't be! (6:11:43 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Loving closeup on the hamburger phone. (6:12:19 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Honest to blog. (6:12:23 AM) <font color="#006432"><b>Toomstone</b></font>: :( (6:12:24 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: And for shiz up the spout? (6:12:28 AM) <font color="#006432"><b>Toomstone</b></font>: you're killing me here :( (6:12:42 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Also a girl calling another girl "dude." (6:12:46 AM) <font color="#006432"><b>Toomstone</b></font>: YER NOT HELPIN' EM, JHOH, YER HURTIN' EM (6:12:52 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Hahaha. (6:15:23 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Suddenly for no reason, voiceover, "pork swords." (6:15:43 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Also she has an oak pipe. (6:15:49 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Putting it in her mouth but not smoking it of course. (6:16:07 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: That's so <b>wizard</b>. (6:16:41 AM) <font color="#006432"><b>Toomstone</b></font>: hahahahah (6:19:09 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Hamburger phone. (6:19:12 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: AGAIN. (6:20:38 AM) <font color="#006432"><b>Toomstone</b></font>: they love that fucking phone (6:21:01 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: She even tells the person she's calling that she's on the hamburger phone. (6:27:00 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: I can't believe Michael Cera and Jason Bateman are in this and I don't want to watch it. :( (6:27:10 AM) <font color="#006432"><b>Toomstone</b></font>: :( (6:27:14 AM) <font color="#006432"><b>Toomstone</b></font>: neither could i :( (6:31:18 AM) <font color="gold"><b>UM OKK</b></font>: :( (6:32:53 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: It's already half an hour in and it feels like the movie should be ending. :( (6:34:05 AM) <font color="gold"><b>UM OKK</b></font>: hahaha (6:36:15 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Jason Bateman and Michael Cera are in it and I don't want to watch it. :( (6:36:28 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: This is so not Arrested Development. (6:54:21 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: I'm calling it at 40 minutes. (6:54:36 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: This is almost a quarter as bad as anime. :( (6:54:45 AM) <font color="gold"><b>UM OKK</b></font>: just one of those movies that you can't stand to watch huh (6:54:50 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Yes. (6:54:53 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: It's <b>so bad</b>. (6:59:39 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Just the first 10 minutes of Juno was agonizing by the way because it tries to cram in a bunch of painful catchphrases and stupid things. (6:59:52 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: And this is before the camera lovingly holds on her <b>hamburger phone</b>. (6:59:52 AM) <font color="gold"><b>UM OKK</b></font>: t-shirt slogans (7:00:03 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: And then she talks on HER HAMBURGER PHONE. (7:00:07 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: And she actually says WHAT? (7:00:07 AM) <font color="gold"><b>UM OKK</b></font>: I want a hamburger phone (7:00:10 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU (7:00:11 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: I'M ON MY (7:00:16 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: <b>H A M B U R G E R</b> (7:00:17 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: <b>PHONE</b> (7:00:29 AM) <font color="gold"><b>UM OKK</b></font>: THIS MOVIE SOUNDS LIKE A REAL WINNER (7:00:31 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: She says that to a person she is talking to on her hamburger phone. (7:00:39 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: As a matter of fact, it is. (7:00:42 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: It's an Oscar winner. :( (7:00:45 AM) <font color="gold"><b>UM OKK</b></font>: :( (7:00:56 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Diablo Cody won best screenplay. (7:01:03 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Then she took a nude myspace pic with her Oscar. (7:01:11 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: The end. ^_^ (7:01:14 AM) <font color="gold"><b>UM OKK</b></font>: :D (7:01:19 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: I don't know if I mentioned this to you personally so bear with me. (7:01:27 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: I think I did. :( (7:01:52 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: But I went into the Hot Topic recently, and they have a small section off to the side of the store with a few small shelves of DVDs. (7:01:55 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: 50 copies of Juno. (7:02:01 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: 2 of Nightmare Before Christmas. (7:02:11 AM) <font color="gold"><b>UM OKK</b></font>: haha wow (7:02:29 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: fucking hamburger phone (7:02:36 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: YOU CAN'T HURT ME (7:02:37 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: NOT WITH MY (7:02:40 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: CHEEEEEEEEEEEESE HELMET (7:02:44 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: holds up spork (7:03:15 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: And then the soundtrack was all indie bands that were so fuckin indie that the vocals was just some girl talking atonally. (7:03:53 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Also at the beginning she gets a friend to help her take a recliner someone's throwing away. (7:04:12 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Next scene she's sitting on Michael Cera's front lawn with it under a tigerskin rug or something and she has a pipe in her mouth. (7:04:27 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: I'M BEING A FREE SPIRIT (7:04:30 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: DHARMA GET OFF THAT COUCH (7:04:34 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: NO GREG, YOU GET ON THE COUCH (7:04:37 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK I WILL ^_^ (7:04:48 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: And....... scene. :( (7:05:23 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: I skimmed through the rest of the movie, she has the baby and then she says she is in love with the baby daddy what the haps homeskillet natch twist. (7:05:33 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Hey skeezix, 23 skidoo. (7:06:09 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Well well well, slap you knee and call me Sally, ain't we got fun MOTHERFUCKER (7:06:24 AM) <font color="gold"><b>UM OKK</b></font>: :( (7:06:27 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: Well time to post this to my livejournal. :3 (7:06:46 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: The whole movie is like one big xkcd comic. :( (7:07:10 AM) <font color="#006432"><b>Toomstone</b></font>: YES (7:07:14 AM) <font color="#006432"><b>Toomstone</b></font>: without the math (7:07:19 AM) <font color="#006432"><b>Toomstone</b></font>: that describes it perfectly (7:07:23 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font>: And comics drawn on graph paper.[/quote]