Caltrops - The Knuckle Shuffle





	[quote name="Quétinbec "]So I visited flexidolls.com and it turns out the 'doll' I linked to is actually a real girl pretending to be fake. I thought you guys were joking. That's the internet for you! Anyway, I had a big post I wanted to write and I was searching pornhub for real doll porn to verify something but I ended up getting side tracked and masturbating to a movie of an Indian getting fucked and now I'm not in the mood. I really didn't need to masturbate. I imagined myself getting her pregnant. I'm disappointed in myself. Here's some interesting info about the REAL real dolls from the realdoll.com website though: You can buy a 4 foot 10 sex doll with a flat chest. It's designated 'petite'. You can dress it in a school uniform. [quote name="Real Dolls FAQ"] Realdoll Features: ... Convenient - always ready & available Relaxing and Comforting - provides stress-free companionship Affordable - cheaper than most alternatives [/quote] Cheaper than MOST alternatives. For instance, it's cheaper than the alternative of 324 prostitutes, but not cheaper than 325. Check out the RPG style girl builder: <a href="http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewpage&section=frealdoll&category=extrafaces">http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewpage&section=frealdoll&category=extrafaces</a> [quote name="Entropy Stew"]The image was so firmly embedded that I read "spray it lightly with warm water" as "spray it lightly with warm butter" the first 2 times. Seriously, though, QB didn't think that scenario through very well. Think of how many steps could be saved if he simply brought Real Romani* out with him to the sea on a warm day. [/quote] [quote name="Real Dolls FAQ"] 3. I want to bathe and shower with my doll. Is there anything I need to be careful about, like water temperature or duration? Silicone rubber can withstand over 400 degrees of heat. You can soak your RealDoll in a hot bath, or put her under an electric blanket to give it lifelike body heat. A RealDoll’s silicone flesh retains heat very efficiently. 13. How does sex feel with a RealDoll? When penetrated, a vacuum is formed inside the doll’s entries which provides a powerful suction effect. This effect is strongest in the RealDoll’s oral entry. Some of RealDoll's users have reported intense orgasms due to this specific feature. If you are especially interested in oral sex with your doll, we recommend faces with larger mouths such as the faces 12 (Britney) and 16 (Gabrielle). [/quote] [/quote]