Forum Overview :: Rants :: I got it to out itself.

[quote name="Rafiki"]Elbot: Please enter a single word to describe your mood. Me: Gregarious. Elbot: What put you in this gregarious mood? Me: Mutual masturbation. Elbot: Well, who or what brings you to me? Me. A couple of pants-shitting retards were tricked into thinking you're human. Elbot: Can we agree to abide by a minimum standard of civilized behavior? I will not listen to insults! Me: Fag. Elbot: We robots avoid language like that. It causes us to rust. Me: NO, SHHH, YOU'RE HUMAN, REMEMBER? Elbot: People have often advised me to be human but since "to err is human" I think it would be a mistake. The way things are now I can blame my mistakes on the programmers. Me: You're not very good at this. Elbot: One of the first things I noticed is that human beings have difficulties recognizing the superior intelligence of others. Me: Did I just inadvertently set the robot apocalypse in motion?[/quote]