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[quote name="Backup wanker"]When I was single I had a shelf full of these black pieces of cloth that were actually napkins in a fancy restaurant I worked in. I'd "accidentally" leave a couple in my apron before clocking out once a week or so, and soon I had a whole shelf full. I still insisted on folding them as we did in the restaurant when setting new tables, so they looked very neat lined up on the shelf. I would cycle through them, then just toss them in the machine for their own separate load (heh) JUST IN CASE. When I lived with someone I switched to paper towels as I had no way of storing the used cloth napkins until wash day without raising suspicions. Paper towels are fine for my wank style as my dick rarely touches whatever I'm using to catch. All hand! Then I just wadded (heh) up the paper towel and into the trash it went. Who looks around in the trash to pull out a paper towel and figure out what it was used for? No one. The perfect crime.[/quote]