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Today I got hired at Meta. by Kranos 02/22/2022, 5:59pm PST
    Do they call you a "Metamate?" by Mischief Maker 02/22/2022, 7:23pm PST
        "Metamate" would be a good name for a sex robot. by blackwater 03/02/2022, 5:03pm PST
    I'm going to quit because my manager is a sociopath. by Kranos 05/18/2022, 11:10pm PDT NEW
        A piece of me over the cameras? by duct tape Yesterday, 9:58am PDT NEW
        Women, in MY "squad"? NT by You got bigger problems nerd Yesterday, 12:07pm PDT NEW
        See if any whores banned from instagram will sleep with you before you leave by blackwater Today, 10:34am PDT NEW

Hackernews man seeks relief from the burden of being TOO PERFECT by blackwater Yesterday, 12:25am PDT NEW

"Discord was almost called Wyvern before blah blah not too proud of that one!" by Discord Sux 05/14/2022, 10:13am PDT NEW
    The prototype was called Child Grooming Simulator but it didn't test well NT by discord admins are pedos 05/16/2022, 6:53pm PDT NEW

God Of War is a solid AAA title I'm sure but does it really deserve 10/10? NT by Gamerdads are the worst. 04/25/2018, 9:20pm PDT
    The answer to this is No, btw by Rafiki 05/15/2022, 8:56pm PDT NEW
        Rafiki reviews NT by only reason I still visit 05/16/2022, 8:16am PDT NEW
        Did you play on PS4 or Windows, Rafiki? by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/16/2022, 8:35am PDT NEW
            Windows by Rafiki 05/16/2022, 11:30am PDT NEW
                I am humbled by your continued partnership. Thank you. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/16/2022, 1:20pm PDT NEW

eBay just brazenly stealing money from people! It's insane! by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/09/2022, 9:01am PDT NEW
    Re: eBay just brazenly stealing money from people! It's insane! by E. L. Koba 05/10/2022, 5:36pm PDT NEW
    I appreciate you talking about this. I really do. by blackwater 05/11/2022, 3:04pm PDT NEW
        Also, the exec team might just harass the shit out of you, criminally. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/13/2022, 8:59am PDT NEW
            Yeah, remember that when a tech company says they want your real name. by blackwater 05/13/2022, 4:56pm PDT NEW

Happy Mother's Day by Horus Truthteller 05/08/2022, 9:55am PDT NEW
    She died in 2012. NT by Fullofkittens 05/08/2022, 4:31pm PDT NEW
        Ah..... well by Horus Truthteller 05/08/2022, 5:37pm PDT NEW

Microsoft Teams and Outlook and One Note and One Drive FUCKING SUCK NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/11/2022, 6:57am PST
    Teams search can't find text that is literally copied from a message and put in by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/11/2022, 6:59am PST
        Re: Teams search can't find text that is literally copied from a message and by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/11/2022, 7:11am PST
        That conversation collapsing thing by Fullofkittens 02/11/2022, 2:49pm PST
            conversation collapsing by Rafiki 02/11/2022, 9:27pm PST
        Doesn't Google Chat do the collapsing thing too? by or am I dumb? 02/11/2022, 5:35pm PST
            Re: Doesn't Google Chat do the collapsing thing too? by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/11/2022, 10:04pm PST
    I blame cowardly decision makers who think it's 1996 and Microsoft is The Way NT by Patrick Johnson 02/11/2022, 7:26am PST
    Well, a great number of these geniuses will start applying for new jobs by Mysterio 02/14/2022, 3:06pm PST
    Re: Microsoft Teams and Outlook and One Note and One Drive FUCKING SUCK by CattleHumper 02/15/2022, 9:44am PST
        Re: Microsoft Teams and Outlook and One Note and One Drive FUCKING SUCK by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/18/2022, 7:00am PST
            Re: Microsoft Teams and Outlook and One Note and One Drive FUCKING SUCK by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/22/2022, 8:32am PDT
                Took 23 minutes to install Teams on my wife's laptop tonight. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/01/2022, 10:52pm PDT NEW
                    Teams updates are looking GREAT!!! by TechRadar 05/02/2022, 8:09pm PDT NEW
                        I'd pay $100 a mont if I could tell the Teams team what worthless shits they are by Mysterio 05/05/2022, 6:19am PDT NEW
                            Teams team dunk tank revenue you say... NT by Micro$loth 05/05/2022, 7:30am PDT NEW
    Seriously though, why is Edge that ONLY browser to not have a spellcheck? NT by yet it knows a word is misspelled? 05/02/2022, 3:59am PDT NEW
        Ha, assumed I just had something wrong on my system. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/02/2022, 6:24am PDT NEW
            Spell check disabled by default in Edge. Must be manually enabled. by answers.microsoft.com 05/02/2022, 8:12pm PDT NEW
                Thank you. It's lovely.. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/02/2022, 9:15pm PDT NEW
                    Why are you still using Edge btw? by blackwater 05/03/2022, 2:43pm PDT NEW
                        I work in the glowing field of W E B S H I T by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/03/2022, 4:42pm PDT NEW
            Am I having a Mandela effect moment? by Help 05/05/2022, 7:33am PDT NEW
                It was pretty zippy and fresh with indexing on NT by Captain XP 05/05/2022, 8:49am PDT NEW

This is the worst "back to the office" opinion piece ever. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/26/2022, 10:38am PDT NEW
    Re: This is the worst "back to the office" opinion piece ever. by Richard Linklater 04/26/2022, 10:48am PDT NEW
    Published April 1st...? NT by Fullofkittens 04/30/2022, 11:36am PDT NEW
        Think it's a Mitch Hedberg death thing by John Smith, Wise Man 04/30/2022, 11:52am PDT NEW
            I envision sand piling beneath her vagina NT by In a teeny tiny piramid 04/30/2022, 5:53pm PDT NEW

I don't care about Johnny Depp's boring-ass trial, youtube! NT by Mischief Maker 04/30/2022, 6:11am PDT NEW

What do you guys think about wearing a karate gi for pyjamas? by Kirby Super Star 04/24/2022, 10:26am PDT NEW
    I'm worried about damage to furniture if you're throwing hadoukens in your sleep NT by Mischief Maker 04/24/2022, 10:43am PDT NEW
        No worries, I don't actually know karate. by Kirby Super Star 04/24/2022, 12:22pm PDT NEW
            Pink. NT by MM 04/24/2022, 1:13pm PDT NEW
                That would be my second choice, after Caltrops purple. by Kirby Super Star 04/24/2022, 2:59pm PDT NEW

FALSE NT by FLAG! 04/13/2022, 5:47pm PDT
    nicely done NT by Qanon 04/14/2022, 6:12pm PDT
    *applauds* NT by BLM 04/14/2022, 6:50pm PDT
        George Floyd is alive? NT by MM 04/14/2022, 9:54pm PDT
    W-w-w-whataboutwhatabout NT by Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 04/14/2022, 7:54pm PDT
    There's a politics forum NT by hO 04/14/2022, 9:35pm PDT
    Re: FALSE by FLAG! 04/18/2022, 10:17pm PDT
    Re: FALSE by Gasoline 04/18/2022, 10:32pm PDT
        Welp FAG NT by , I guess 04/19/2022, 7:42pm PDT

Why do the eyes glow??!!!! by MM 04/18/2022, 7:39pm PDT

"Google Domains is out of beta" by I actually laughed out loud 03/15/2022, 11:31am PDT
    And is now being cancelled.... by (rimshot) 04/13/2022, 10:53am PDT

Intentionally provocative Hot Takes thread NT by Mischief Maker 03/21/2021, 9:22am PDT
    Re: Intentionally provocative Hot Takes thread by Mischief Maker 03/21/2021, 9:25am PDT
        I guess we'll find out if they ever make a movie that's just like Aliens NT by but without the themes. 03/21/2021, 9:43am PDT
        That's true... ish. by Blackwater 03/21/2021, 10:02pm PDT
            Re: That's true... ish. by E. L. Koba 03/22/2021, 5:22pm PDT
        I see your point, but consider this... by Olive Kalamata 03/23/2021, 7:09am PDT
    Steak is overrated. NT by Mysterio 03/21/2021, 11:17pm PDT
        people who get angry at others for ordering well done should be put to death NT by fuck off, foodies 03/22/2021, 10:45am PDT
            Burn in the same hellfire that wrought your carbon steak by Entropy Stew 04/19/2021, 10:39pm PDT
                Agreed. Well done steak guy somehow finding this place is weird. NT by Ichabod 04/20/2021, 7:42am PDT
                    And yet he's 100% right so NT by laudablepuss 04/20/2021, 8:50am PDT
                        It's like watching a woman get punched in the teeth by her boyfriend by Entropy Stew 04/20/2021, 12:00pm PDT
                            Peter Davison doesn't care how you eat him, he's just glad you're interested. by laudablepuss 04/20/2021, 2:10pm PDT
                of course the most disgreeable guy on Caltrops would be enraged by of course 04/20/2021, 4:40pm PDT
                    A room you're in doesn't count as occupied, bud NT by Entropy Stew 04/21/2021, 3:14am PDT
                What is your reaction to people eating jerky? NT by omgwtfbbq?!!! 05/20/2021, 4:37pm PDT
    Bill Hicks wasn't funny NT by Rafiki 03/22/2021, 6:33pm PDT
        I agree with this :( NT by laudablepuss 03/22/2021, 6:43pm PDT
        Patrice O'Neal was funnier than Pryor, Murphey, AND Carlin by James "Stephanie" Sterling 03/23/2021, 11:53am PDT
            Re: Patrice O'Neal was funnier than Pryor, Murphey, AND Carlin by laudablepuss 03/23/2021, 12:43pm PDT
        If Bill Hicks wasn't funny, what the fuck was Denis Leary? NT by Droz 03/28/2021, 12:23pm PDT
            mostly louder NT by laudablepuss 03/29/2021, 1:18pm PDT
    Windows Vista was a huge improvement over XP NT by laudablepuss 03/23/2021, 10:58am PDT
    Ducktales NES was only good comparative to other licensed games NT by LJN garbage 03/23/2021, 11:24am PDT
    Daydream Nation is overrated by Rafiki 03/27/2021, 11:51am PDT
    Zelda and Mario games are boring and trite. NT by Mysterio 03/29/2021, 2:04am PDT
        Even SMB? NT by Horus Truthteller 03/29/2021, 11:46am PDT
            Thought so. Shaddap about Mario. NT by Horus Truthteller 04/20/2021, 9:10pm PDT
        Adventure of Link was the best Zelda game. NT by Fuck BotW and its SS2 weapon breaks 04/20/2021, 10:26pm PDT
    Open World games are just mediocre action games with a commute between levels. NT by MM 04/19/2021, 3:19pm PDT
        All Metroidvanias would be better off as tightly designed linear levels by git gud Souls 04/21/2021, 1:05pm PDT
            True, the best Castlevanias are the linear ones. NT by MM 04/21/2021, 11:35pm PDT
                Caltrops triggers ES: the thread NT by Entropy Stew 04/22/2021, 12:21am PDT
                I agree by cant tell if you're sarcastic thoug 04/22/2021, 1:28pm PDT
        I think Breath of the Wild actually got this right by Rafiki 04/23/2021, 12:00am PDT
    The problem with 40k is all the non-imperals 'r boring Saturday cartoon villains NT by Mischief Limited Character Count 04/19/2021, 5:32pm PDT
    Boss fights are terrible and shouldn't be in most games NT by E. L. Koba 04/22/2021, 2:46pm PDT
        First no prayer in school, now no life lessons of any kind by Vested Id 04/22/2021, 4:31pm PDT
            Re: First no prayer in school, now no life lessons of any kind by E. L. Koba 04/23/2021, 3:00pm PDT
        What about bosses that become normal enemies in later levels? NT by MM 04/23/2021, 4:38pm PDT
            Acceptable! by E. L. Koba 04/25/2021, 1:38pm PDT
    Office chair reviews should let you filter by weight by Rafiki 04/25/2021, 1:34pm PDT
        Neither NT by Cheap ASS! 04/25/2021, 5:45pm PDT
    Opera sucks dick. by Droz 04/29/2021, 7:22pm PDT
        I don't like music from 200 years ago, just music from 100 years ago NT by Rock music is as dead as opera 04/30/2021, 6:34am PDT
            Yeah but it's better. It rocks harder. Just like me. NT by Droz 04/30/2021, 10:50am PDT
                Droz is right. Opera is stupid. NT by Kirahu Nagasawa 04/30/2021, 11:15am PDT
                    What about Rock Opera? NT by Mischief Maker 04/30/2021, 11:41am PDT
                        That's fine NT by Kirahu Nagasawa 04/30/2021, 1:06pm PDT
        The best classical stuff is from the early period. by blackwater 05/07/2021, 1:51am PDT
            Carmina Burana is 20th century and it fucking SLAPS! by Mischief Maker 05/07/2021, 6:54am PDT
                Mars is down there with Flight of the Valkyries in terms of songs I never want by Droz 05/07/2021, 5:20pm PDT
                    Think of your favourite science-fiction movie. by Droz 05/07/2021, 7:36pm PDT
                        Fuck it I would take PIL NT by Droz 05/07/2021, 7:52pm PDT
                        Worse! How are you going to convey the vast emptiness of space w/ Sex Pistols? by Mischief Maker 05/07/2021, 8:01pm PDT
                            Sex Pistols: apparently strangers to emptyness? by Droz 05/07/2021, 8:15pm PDT
        I've listened to more opera in the last two years than you have in you entire li by Droz 05/07/2021, 6:08pm PDT
            OK, now I'm curious. Why do you listen to all these operas you hate? by blackwater 05/08/2021, 12:43am PDT
                Re: OK, now I'm curious. Why do you listen to all these operas you hate? by laudablepuss 05/08/2021, 1:49am PDT
                You hit the nail on the head. by Droz 05/11/2021, 9:24pm PDT
    Not liking something is the 2nd most boring opinion you can have about it. by Fullofkittens 05/12/2021, 8:36am PDT
        Tomorrow I'm visiting the Opera Hall of Fame, it's in that cave from The Descent NT by Droz 05/12/2021, 8:49am PDT
        The most boring thing is not liking peoples' opinions of not liking things NT by soul of wit 05/12/2021, 11:14am PDT
            haha! got im! by Vidinfox 05/12/2021, 2:30pm PDT
                This response is worse though :gnaws apple: NT by Otis Ferguson 05/12/2021, 2:33pm PDT
                    Dont try to out snark me. You wont win. NT by Vidinfox 05/12/2021, 3:23pm PDT
                        Hmm "snark" :pats yawn: that one really takes me back NT by Otis Ferguson 05/12/2021, 3:29pm PDT
                            Stop it. NT by Vidinfox 05/12/2021, 4:16pm PDT
                            *taps thread* you can fit so many snarks in this NT by Fullofkittens 05/13/2021, 6:16am PDT
                I don't like this reply NT by Are you on the edge of your seat ye 05/12/2021, 4:11pm PDT
        hmm, seems like the hot take thread couldn't take the hot of my take take NT by Fullofkittens 05/19/2021, 10:16am PDT
            Die Fledermaus sucks dick. by Droz 06/24/2021, 7:46pm PDT
                I think you might be right by Roop 06/24/2021, 7:58pm PDT
                why do you keep watching operas if you don't like them NT by not watching them is right there 06/25/2021, 7:00am PDT
                His name in that was by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/25/2021, 8:43pm PDT
    Simulator games where you pay for your own repairs and supplies were never fun. by Mischief Maker 06/01/2021, 9:52am PDT
    Me, MM, and ICJ are the only decent posters on this website. NT by pinback 06/08/2021, 2:37pm PDT
        Just insanely untrue (ICJ excepted) by Otis Ferguson 06/08/2021, 3:11pm PDT
        90% of pinback caltrops content is whining about steam reviews and caltrops NT by respect Jerry and Rafiki, you SHIT 06/08/2021, 4:45pm PDT
            The former is untrue and the latter is impossible. NT by pinback 06/08/2021, 7:00pm PDT
        Hey that reminds me by laudablepuss 06/08/2021, 8:42pm PDT
            You are upset by my intentionally provocative hot take. NT by pinback 06/08/2021, 8:54pm PDT
                Sure by laudablepuss 06/08/2021, 9:41pm PDT
                    Re: Sure by Tim Sweeney 06/08/2021, 11:08pm PDT
                spicy thread but then you played the “it’s just a hot take” card by blackwater 06/24/2021, 9:24pm PDT
        But who does the best gaming streams? by Roop 06/08/2021, 8:54pm PDT
        Nah, my posts suck. NT by MM 06/08/2021, 10:02pm PDT
    The Lord of the Rings was an allegory for the failure of communism. by Droz 06/13/2021, 9:31pm PDT
        Re: The Lord of the Rings was an allegory for the failure of communism. by laudablepuss 06/14/2021, 7:23am PDT
        Ouch, terrible take by blackwater 06/28/2021, 1:50pm PDT
    LOST is a good show from beginning to end. by Fullofkittens 06/14/2021, 11:33am PDT
        Re: LOST is a good show from beginning to end. by ;= 06/14/2021, 11:49am PDT
    Anyone that uses the phrase "my students" by I Hate Epic 06/24/2021, 6:34am PDT
    Schitt's Creek wasn't a "gay show" until it got popular. NT by pinback 06/25/2021, 11:30am PDT
        I'm a gay show when I got big NT by Tim Sweeney 06/25/2021, 8:44pm PDT
    Card-mediated RPGs are superior to dice-mediated ones. Especially on computer. NT by Mischief Maker 06/28/2021, 12:02pm PDT
        examples? NT by laudablepuss 06/28/2021, 1:16pm PDT
            Slay the Spire, Tainted Grail, The Magister, Thea, hell even Steamworld Quest. NT by MM 01/12/2022, 10:54pm PST
        How is that possible? NT by Kirahu Nagasawa 06/29/2021, 8:23am PDT
    I think we should have another Iraq war, but this time we should win. NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/12/2022, 8:44pm PST
        I won that wR by Cliff Jumper 01/13/2022, 10:27pm PST
    Bitcoins were a smart investment. NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/12/2022, 8:51pm PST
    Everyone needs to get COVID-19 sooner or later, might as well get it over with. NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/12/2022, 8:51pm PST
        This is, unfortunately, the mainstream orthodox take now. NT by Fullofkittens 01/13/2022, 6:30am PST
            It didn't have to be this way by E. L. Koba 01/13/2022, 2:16pm PST
                Actually, it did have to be this way. by blackwater 01/15/2022, 8:49pm PST
        We should be spraying COVID out of firehoses onto the streets by fuck anti-vaxxers 01/14/2022, 4:47am PST
            Except vaccinated people can still get long covid. :( by Fullofkittens 01/14/2022, 6:04am PST
            Fun Fact: Joe Rogan's alt-medicine store Onnit sold for $100 million last May. by Mischief Maker 01/14/2022, 6:44am PST
                Re: Fun Fact: Joe Rogan's alt-medicine store Onnit sold for $100 million las by GoblAm 01/14/2022, 11:07am PST
                    Shareblue is apparently putting Joe Rogan on blast now, FYI. by blackwater 01/15/2022, 8:54pm PST
                        The problem with Rogan is he's liberal, never voted for a Republican president by Roop 01/16/2022, 11:18am PST
                            Ivermectin is a de-wormer. Covid-19 is not a worm. by MM 01/16/2022, 1:26pm PST
                                Who cares what he takes. The vaccines aren't stopping Omicron anyway. by GoblAm 01/16/2022, 2:47pm PST
                                    Re: Who cares what he takes. The vaccines aren't stopping Omicron anyway. by lololoololol 01/16/2022, 6:47pm PST
                                        Hi Jhoh NT by GoblAm 01/16/2022, 10:09pm PST
                                Do not take what your doctor prescribes by Roop 01/16/2022, 4:36pm PST
                                    Roop the dumb rube by lololoololol 01/16/2022, 6:48pm PST
                                I suppose next you'll be mocking urine NT by chugging piss to own the libs 01/16/2022, 6:41pm PST
                                    Nah, I'm skipping straight to them taking T-blockers as the new miracle cure! NT by Trans-ing myself to own the libs. 01/16/2022, 7:25pm PST
    Shadow of the Colossus on a struggling PS2 looked way cooler than the HD remakes NT by Mischief Maker 02/16/2022, 7:45pm PST
    "Bro" and "babe" are not gendered insults. by Super Mario 02/20/2022, 2:42pm PST
    The Holocaust probably did happen, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. NT by Final word on the subject. 03/19/2022, 7:11pm PDT
    The prejudice against gluten requires an entire generation who have never baked NT by their own bread. 03/20/2022, 1:51pm PDT
        based NT by blackwater 03/21/2022, 10:11pm PDT
    "You realize there's porn on the internet?" people are tedious faggots by truth 04/13/2022, 9:59am PDT

I have proof. by Gu.rf 04/06/2022, 11:18pm PDT
    Did they give you the anal probe? NT by Mischief Maker 04/07/2022, 4:20am PDT
        No. Did you read my me.ssage? NT by Gu.rf 04/07/2022, 7:14pm PDT
            Was it a prostate message? NT by Preparation 51 04/08/2022, 4:49pm PDT
                Re: Was it a prostate message? by Gu.rf 04/08/2022, 6:26pm PDT
                    It was most likely propelled by resonant cavity thrusters. NT by Preparation 51 04/08/2022, 6:44pm PDT
    Re: I have proof. by ALERT THE MEDIA! 04/07/2022, 6:20pm PDT
        What? No. NT by Gu.rf 04/07/2022, 7:14pm PDT
            Impaled, thrashing, squealing... NT by Them damn aliens! 04/08/2022, 4:23pm PDT
                Re: Impaled, thrashing, squealing... by Gu.rf 04/08/2022, 6:24pm PDT
                    This has ended up not being a very happy story, but hey we averted nuclear war by Roop 04/08/2022, 7:27pm PDT
                        Re: This has ended up not being a very happy story, but hey we averted nuclear by Gu.rf 04/08/2022, 11:16pm PDT
    So how did you come by this evidence? by Roop 04/08/2022, 12:24am PDT
        Re: So how did you come by this evidence? by Gu.rf 04/08/2022, 3:46pm PDT
    Show us the proof NT by on the doll where it went 04/08/2022, 11:55am PDT
    Were you on the U.S.S. Anus? by blackwater 04/08/2022, 2:03pm PDT
        Re: Were you on the U.S.S. Anus? by Gu.rf 04/08/2022, 6:24pm PDT
    Finally, Caltrops has an official butt stuff thread NT by laudablepuss 04/08/2022, 2:27pm PDT
        Re: Finally, Caltrops has an official butt stuff thread by laudablepuss 04/08/2022, 2:39pm PDT
        I'm so proud of you, *shares restricted video* NT by laudablenuss 04/08/2022, 4:49pm PDT
            Just click on it you retard NT by laudablepuss 04/08/2022, 7:19pm PDT

I'm going to grift every one of you. NT by GUTS! 04/05/2022, 5:56pm PDT
    I saw a movie about grifters once, it was called This Ain't Herman's Head XXX. NT by Super Mario 04/05/2022, 6:09pm PDT

Maybe "DanPriceSeattle" should shut the fuck up and stop tweeting all day by Mysterio 03/31/2022, 11:16am PDT

Electroboom is funny NT by gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 03/20/2022, 10:23am PDT
    It's true, a guy getting shocked is good stuff. by Mysterio 03/20/2022, 1:09pm PDT

I'm casting a F R I E N D S H I P spell on Caltrops! by uh oh spagetti o's 03/01/2022, 1:17pm PST
    FAGS! NT by Metamagic 03/01/2022, 2:09pm PST
        it worked ;) by uh oh spagetti o's 03/10/2022, 9:19am PST

The first robot hookers will be VR augmented reality real dolls NT by truth 02/18/2022, 2:24pm PST
    Re: The first robot hookers will be VR augmented reality real dolls by Mysterio 02/19/2022, 11:54am PST

I believe Batman's chest hair should be shaped like a bat. NT by Super Mario 02/19/2022, 11:41am PST

Mandela Effect NT by Let's discuss 02/01/2022, 7:29pm PST
    I'm a Mandela...Mandelit...Mandelani...Mandelorian? by kyrie derbingle 02/01/2022, 10:15pm PST
        Re: I'm a Mandela...Mandelit...Mandelani...Mandelorian? by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/02/2022, 7:28am PST
    I remember I never called him a terrorist back in the day. by a public figure 02/02/2022, 5:11am PST
        Exactly. We were reasonable men. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/02/2022, 2:40pm PST
    I was in a movie that was so bad it formed a singularity by Sinbad 02/02/2022, 8:04am PST
    Ignorant American children conflating Nelson Mandela with Steve Biko or someone. by The Truth 02/02/2022, 1:01pm PST
        I don't wanna run the world NT by US 02/02/2022, 4:15pm PST
        Golf CLAP! NT by You bring truth to power Queen! 02/02/2022, 4:52pm PST
        I mean, I don't think anyone believed we'd merged timelines or anything by R U a cyborg or something? 02/02/2022, 6:02pm PST
            I don't go to parties. by The Truth 02/03/2022, 1:37pm PST
                Yes, social isolation is the secret to mastering social virtue by Elliot Alderson b lyk dam son 02/03/2022, 8:50pm PST
            Did BDR make this post? NT by How embarrassing 02/11/2022, 5:41pm PST
                No by But thanks for the compliment 02/11/2022, 9:25pm PST

9-12 meeting example by Fussbett 04/13/2009, 1:30pm PDT
    Alert the Cables! NT by Do they KNOW about this guy??? 04/13/2009, 3:28pm PDT
        For. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/13/2009, 3:34pm PDT
    "Burn all the books!" by Inky, Blinky & Pinky 04/13/2009, 3:33pm PDT
        "Kill the Hatians!" NT by Glenn Beck's Grand Theft Morality 04/13/2009, 4:40pm PDT
    This is right-wing "teabagging?" I'm disappointed, yet also relieved. NT by Mischief Maker 04/13/2009, 5:28pm PDT
        Most of them are still secretly gay. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/13/2009, 6:14pm PDT
        Hey! Hey! This movement is non-partisan! NT by Beard location: neck 04/13/2009, 6:32pm PDT
            He has NO PROBLEM with the Constitutionalist Party by Souffle of Pain 04/13/2009, 7:07pm PDT
    Camerawoman: possible "faker"? by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/14/2009, 12:34pm PDT
        Re: Camerawoman: possible "faker"? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/14/2009, 12:51pm PDT
            all of hollywood is a rovian plant NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/14/2009, 12:52pm PDT
                Also killing them won't bring back your goddamn honey (but I know what will). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/14/2009, 12:54pm PDT
        Normally I hate people being fake and ironic on the internet. by Fussbett 04/14/2009, 1:23pm PDT
    2nd Life teaparty by FABIO 04/16/2009, 1:30pm PDT
        Also a lot of people with sign posts impaled through their bodies in various way by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/16/2009, 1:35pm PDT
        Re: 2nd Life teaparty by Fussbett 04/16/2009, 1:45pm PDT
        Re: 2nd Life teaparty by up with pod people 04/16/2009, 2:02pm PDT
            It could be a reference to the other protesters even. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/16/2009, 2:26pm PDT
            Re: 2nd Life teaparty by FABIO 04/16/2009, 5:28pm PDT
                What if you just really love Kool Aid? They oughta put Crystal Light there NT by James Jones 04/16/2009, 5:38pm PDT
                    CRYSTAL LIGHT IS GROSS NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/16/2009, 6:37pm PDT
                        final word on crystal light NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/16/2009, 6:44pm PDT
                            no, its amazing NT by Mysterio 01/09/2022, 8:47pm PST
                The Kool Aid gets you more than drunk :( NT by Fussbett 04/16/2009, 6:01pm PDT
        Well, I just found Carmen Sandiego NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/16/2009, 2:05pm PDT
    This is what Caltrops used to be by cunts 01/10/2022, 2:04pm PST

Guys I got into Harvard Business School!! by Harry Ballsacksman Gold 12/22/2021, 2:12pm PST
    Is this a bit NT by Don't get it 12/22/2021, 5:56pm PST
        No? I'm just very excited, this has been a goal for years fr me and wanted to sh NT by Harry Ballsacksman Gold 12/22/2021, 8:37pm PST
            Well by dgi 12/23/2021, 4:09pm PST
    you must have sent them very impressive dick pics by laudablepuss 12/22/2021, 10:10pm PST
        ty!!! NT by Harry Ballsacksman Gold 12/22/2021, 10:18pm PST
    Congratulations on being the first against the wall when the revolution comes! NT by Mischief Marxist-Leninist 12/22/2021, 11:24pm PST
    I got accept into the UCLA Feminist Studies Ph.D. program Y'all!! NT by Missy McCuntface Powers 12/23/2021, 12:29am PST
        Rude NT by Harry Ballsacksman Gold 12/23/2021, 5:03am PST
            Fag NT by Missy McCuntface Powers 12/23/2021, 4:01pm PST
    Re: Guys I got into Harvard Business School!! by Mysterioso 12/23/2021, 5:45pm PST
    People like to bash LA degrees as the most useless NT by I'd argue it's MBAs 12/25/2021, 1:09pm PST
        You picked this thread to say that? Are you autistic? NT by What's wrong with you? 12/25/2021, 10:48pm PST
            Mentioning MBAs in a business school thread? AUTISM@!!! NT by Stop projecting 12/26/2021, 3:16pm PST
                So, yes by laudablepuss 12/26/2021, 5:08pm PST
                    The sperglord up there confirmed my analysis, yes. by What's wrong with you? 12/27/2021, 6:35am PST
    Cool. Are you planning on going into consulting or management, or something else by blackwater 12/26/2021, 7:24pm PST

Merry Christmas NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/25/2021, 8:38am PST
    Re: Merry Christmas by laudablepuss 12/25/2021, 11:27pm PST
    And to all a good night! by Ol' man 2021 12/26/2021, 6:46pm PST
        Santa's got some weird summer hobbies NT by blackwater 12/26/2021, 7:28pm PST

Which is the forum to complain about mods? by too ashamed 12/22/2013, 11:14pm PST
    Please invite your friends over here. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/22/2013, 11:27pm PST
        DEAR PENNY ARCADE FORUM, I HAVE MADE A COMIC FOR YOU by jawo 12/25/2013, 12:26am PST
    EVERYWHERE! by Mischief Maker 12/22/2013, 11:29pm PST
    Technically? We Love Katamari NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/23/2013, 8:16am PST
    Tube is the biggest piece of shit on the internet! Look at this guy! by Souffle of Pain 12/23/2013, 9:53am PST
        Re: Tube is the biggest piece of shit on the internet! Look at this guy! by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/23/2013, 11:40am PST
        Re: Tube is the biggest piece of shit on the internet! Look at this guy! by too ashamed 12/23/2013, 5:59pm PST
            Will do, sir. And thanks. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/24/2013, 10:23am PST
            Realize this is probably going to get me banned! NT by than everyone else 12/24/2013, 2:20pm PST
                How would they know who you are? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/24/2013, 2:32pm PST
                Re: Realize this is probably going to get me banned! by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/24/2013, 2:37pm PST
                    It's "Indie Game Review Weekly" and I post there as "japan." Thanks a lot. NT by Indie Game Review Weekly. 12/24/2013, 2:38pm PST
                        This is my favorite thread so far. NT by John Gulp 05/10/2014, 8:39pm PDT
        You can change your username if you donate to Child's Play. by WITTGENSTEIN 12/24/2013, 2:31pm PST
    The "what are you doing with your life?" line is becoming way to much of a go to by Worm 12/23/2013, 10:20am PST
        If you buy PA merch, perhaps a few moments are in order to reflect on your life. by WITTGENSTEIN 12/23/2013, 2:15pm PST
        I love how they try to frame their shittiness with having more GOODWILL CHEER by than everyone else 12/23/2013, 6:09pm PST
    update by too ashamed 12/23/2013, 6:01pm PST
    Re: Which is the forum to complain about mods? by Digger Nicks 12/23/2013, 6:28pm PST
        SLURP SLURP SLURP NT by SLURP 12/23/2013, 6:34pm PST
            Jsoh, please, that's enough. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/23/2013, 10:26pm PST
        Yes, why would anyone point out retards to laugh at? by This week fucking sucked you guys 12/23/2013, 6:43pm PST
            Re: Yes, why would anyone point out retards to laugh at? by Mysterio 12/23/2013, 6:52pm PST
        Can you tell Tube we're all laughing at him? by Mysterio 12/23/2013, 7:58pm PST
        You guys should probably call it the Kristmas Koncentration Kamp by WITTGENSTEIN 12/23/2013, 10:10pm PST
    Re: Which is the forum to complain about mods? by lol 12/24/2013, 8:58am PST
    Jesus, what awful people they are. NT by Last 12/24/2013, 9:20am PST
    One of their shit-licking moderators, "Jacobkosh," found this thread. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/24/2013, 9:51am PST
        Ha, one of them had their brains scrambled by the threaded forum NT by devin 12/24/2013, 9:56am PST
            Threaded comments are why that "Reddit" site will never take off. NT by Flat4evr 12/25/2013, 10:59pm PST
        I love it when people find this thread on Caltrops! Welcome PA faggots! NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/24/2013, 10:48am PST
        So many gems by skip 12/24/2013, 11:40am PST
            Re: So many gems by Mysterio 12/24/2013, 11:56am PST
            Re: So many gems by Flat4evr 12/25/2013, 11:14pm PST
                Re: So many gems by Mysterio 12/25/2013, 11:35pm PST
                Claiming personal ownership for a community is probably the shittiest thing ever by Worm 12/26/2013, 11:43am PST
        I'm honestly curious how they found the thread by than everyone else 12/24/2013, 2:38pm PST
            #4. - Narcissistic faggots with google alerts set for their username & PA NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/24/2013, 7:25pm PST
        Best Christmas Ever? NT by False Premise 12/24/2013, 11:27pm PST
        Re: One of their shit-licking moderators, "Jacobkosh," found this thread. by jawo 12/24/2013, 11:42pm PST
    Re: Which is the forum to complain about mods? by Mysterio 12/24/2013, 10:28am PST
    Ha ha, this has become so beautiful. NT by Last 12/24/2013, 10:31pm PST
    My favorite part was by Kenji Carter 12/27/2013, 4:08pm PST
    ATT: PENNY ARCADE MODS! OP WAS FRED PENDLETON! by ATTENTION PA MODS! 12/30/2013, 9:05am PST
        Who? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 05/12/2014, 12:54pm PDT
    Guess which dumb fuck admins ruined their forum again? by PA Insider 12/24/2014, 10:17am PST
        My new favorite Christmas tradition. NT by Souffle of Pain 12/24/2014, 10:23am PST
    More PA faggotry by fucking faggots 03/05/2015, 9:07pm PST
        Toxic can be declared insensitive to ecologically minded people. NT by Worm 03/05/2015, 9:38pm PST
            to narcissistic faggots NT by Vested Id 03/06/2015, 12:09am PST
        We don't have cancer in Moscow. NT by Doctor Zhivago 03/05/2015, 11:17pm PST
    Almost that time again NT by Merry Christmas! 12/21/2015, 12:03am PST
        I also returned in order to enjoy this thread. Merry Christmas. NT by Kenji Carter 12/21/2015, 10:25am PST
        That piece of shit Tube is at it again! by fuckers 12/23/2015, 6:58am PST
            Re: That piece of shit Tube is at it again! by Mysterio Lollerson 12/23/2015, 3:33pm PST
                Lining up to praise so they won't be next by fuckers 12/23/2015, 4:45pm PST
            More bannings and thread closings! by Tube of PA is a piece of shit 12/24/2015, 3:54pm PST
                Tube the Penny Arcade mod is a subhuman piece of shit NT by Google alert notifications 12/24/2015, 3:56pm PST
    Back again! Did you guys miss us? by The world's most worthless people 12/23/2016, 4:15pm PST
    and they stopped doing it! I declare victory. NT by too ashamed 12/25/2020, 8:31am PST
        Finally, 2020 has a happy ending with something. NT by Horus Truthteller 12/25/2020, 1:32pm PST
        Tube the Penny Arcade mod is a subhuman piece of shit update by Tube of PA is a giant piece of shit 12/27/2020, 9:31pm PST
    Back at it NT by That Faggot Tube 12/25/2021, 1:17pm PST

What do you guys think of protests that block traffic? NT by Mysterio I 12/03/2021, 10:54pm PST
    Protests that are easy to ignore are ineffective protests. NT by Mischief Maker 12/03/2021, 11:38pm PST
        Nobody in the history of the world ever took the traffic blockers' side. NT by Yaris 12/04/2021, 8:46am PST
            Re: Nobody in the history of the world ever took the traffic blockers' side. by Mischief Maker 12/04/2021, 9:42am PST
                Ok one time NT by Yaris 12/08/2021, 5:46pm PST
                    One man improv by Not exactly the same 12/08/2021, 6:01pm PST
                Listen friend, this is the timeline where the CCP won by blackwater 12/08/2021, 11:05pm PST
    We can't make it illegal NT by Sorry guys 12/04/2021, 8:49am PST

Can we all please laugh at Zillow taking a large dump on themselves? NT by John Gulp 11/27/2021, 9:34am PST
    I talked to someone on another forum who sold his house to Zillow by blackwater 12/03/2021, 10:26pm PST

Who has Christmas plans? You fellas traveling? NT by Orion 12/02/2021, 4:56am PST

Caltrops POLL: Would you look like a retard on Youtube for views? by Mysterio 11/20/2021, 9:58pm PST
    are those my only choiceS? NT by lololololol 11/20/2021, 10:45pm PST
    There exists an amount of money that I'd say yes by But it's high 11/26/2021, 10:19am PST
    They really do look like idiots. by Kirahu Nagasawa 11/26/2021, 1:02pm PST
        This guy has 2 vids that basically diagnose what half of Youtube is like now by Sorry MM it's true 11/26/2021, 5:35pm PST
            ??? Why are you calling me out on this? by MM 11/26/2021, 7:29pm PST
                Yeah who here links 2 hour long vids from an opioid addicted troon? NT by It is a mystery 11/27/2021, 7:28am PST
                    I'm not stopping you from linking to conservative philosophy. Go for it! by Mischief Maker 11/27/2021, 8:38am PST
                        Remember the Four Seasons Lawn and Garden thing? by lololololol 11/27/2021, 9:08am PST
                            Here's that steaming cup of attention you ordered by DEFCON level: Fark 11/27/2021, 12:02pm PST
                                hehehehe that cup of attention at Starbuck's sure tastes great by lololololol 11/27/2021, 12:40pm PST
                    Okay, motherfucker, you wanna go?!! by Mischief Maker 11/30/2021, 9:31am PST

World's most fortunate idiot resigns from running Twitter, badly NT by John Gulp 11/29/2021, 4:48pm PST

I'm thankful for all of you. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/25/2021, 11:54am PST
    Same, greatest mod NT by GoblAm 11/25/2021, 8:00pm PST
    Fag. NT by Mysterioso 11/25/2021, 10:19pm PST

Who is this Travis Scott guy NT by Mysterio 11/06/2021, 10:12pm PDT
    he play that jungle music and its like donkey konga, kids can't control theyself NT by he controlling them with his bongos 11/07/2021, 6:21am PST
    He makes burgers at McDonald's NT by pinback 11/08/2021, 6:19pm PST

LONG BETS: Kthor and an NFT guy by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/26/2021, 4:12pm PDT

LONG BETS: Google+ by now open for betting 06/29/2011, 3:03pm PDT
    I don't think Google is going to crack social networking by The Happiness Engine 07/01/2011, 4:30am PDT
        It will be the death of Internet privacy. In other news, I just signed up. NT by Orange Devil Bat 07/05/2011, 11:19am PDT
            Write a review. Whether Google or FB has one's info isn't really qualitative. by The Happiness Engine 07/06/2011, 5:24pm PDT
                I'm pretty happy with my opinion here. NT by The Happiness Engine 05/21/2018, 3:01pm PDT
    Re: LONG BETS: Google+ by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/09/2018, 7:17am PDT
        This never became anything. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/26/2021, 4:07pm PDT

I think they identified the Zodiac Killer? Anyone else seeing this? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/06/2021, 4:18pm PDT
    He was one part Arthur Leigh Allen, one part cops misattributing crimes by Yo 10/06/2021, 8:44pm PDT

Please come back to the office! by JPG Man 09/22/2021, 1:28pm PDT

I can't remember which one is the literature subforum. There's just too many. by Elvis 08/27/2021, 10:37am PDT
    This is fine, gai boi by Someone should make a base guide 08/27/2021, 11:24am PDT
    Re: I can't remember which one is the literature subforum. There's just too many by Install NT 08/27/2021, 11:31am PDT
    Dead Trees NT by Oh 08/27/2021, 12:14pm PDT
    Asking "is this gay?" questions is sus to begin with. by Mischief Maker 08/27/2021, 12:19pm PDT
        Click the above post for a surprise NT by Install NT 08/27/2021, 12:26pm PDT
        I love that Goat Boy found a second career as Norm's bard. by Elvis 08/28/2021, 11:51am PDT
        He hated "your gay sketches" NT by RIP 09/14/2021, 1:58pm PDT

An irresponsible 6% caused 60% *libs cheer* of the US's murders *libs boo* NT by Mysterio 09/14/2021, 1:45pm PDT

"Stolen valor" is the righty equivalent to "dead naming" NT by Hysterical Losers 08/27/2021, 6:33am PDT

The boy obsessed with Mischief Maker losers the exchange every single time NT by What a doormat 08/23/2021, 11:50am PDT
    I'm obsessed with MM, but in a good way! (not sexu--) (a/s/l?) (pics?) NT by pinback 08/23/2021, 3:57pm PDT
        Re: I'm obsessed with MM, but in a good way! (not sexu--) (a/s/l?) (pics?) by MM 08/23/2021, 4:40pm PDT

Who is this? by Fussbett 04/16/2008, 6:00pm PDT
    Google "Fred Durst" "Einstein Tattoo" to find out! NT by Last 04/16/2008, 6:07pm PDT
    It can't be durst, he doesn't have a red backwards hat. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/16/2008, 6:08pm PDT
    Billy Bob Thornton? by Choson 04/16/2008, 6:58pm PDT
        Update: Correct?! by Fussbett 07/11/2008, 11:50am PDT
            Update 2 by Fussbett 01/14/2009, 10:32pm PST
            I missed this before by mark 01/14/2009, 11:00pm PST
        BBT is sensitive about his music by Choson 04/08/2009, 6:51pm PDT
            Lets embed that shit! by Fussbett 04/08/2009, 8:16pm PDT
                Re: Lets embed that shit! by Jerry Whorebach 04/08/2009, 8:34pm PDT
                    Your sarcasm just shows you're not a "musical historian" like Billy Bob. NT by Fussbett 04/09/2009, 12:49am PDT
                This video is required watching. He's not being treated as well as Tom Petty. NT by Fussbett 04/08/2009, 8:36pm PDT
                    Yes, it is required. This is truly uncomfortable. NT by Zsenitan 04/09/2009, 5:47am PDT
                        Re: Yes, it is required. This is truly uncomfortable. by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/09/2009, 11:04am PDT
    More to the point... by Mischief Maker 04/16/2008, 9:08pm PDT
        Fred deserves it. NT by Quétinbec 04/16/2008, 11:32pm PDT
    Who is this? Part II by Fussbett 05/17/2008, 2:40pm PDT
        Courtney Love? NT by Last 05/17/2008, 2:56pm PDT
        William H. Macy & Carlos Mencia NT by E. L. Koba 05/17/2008, 2:58pm PDT
        Hole-eeeee fuck. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/17/2008, 3:03pm PDT
        The mystery of what breast implants look like after you die, revealed NT by I need clarification 05/17/2008, 6:14pm PDT
        Pennywise? NT by Rafiki 05/17/2008, 9:09pm PDT
        Who is this? Part II: Part II by Fussbett 06/22/2008, 11:37pm PDT
        I was gonna do this one but it turns out she's already been a guest on Who Is Th by I need clarification 02/09/2009, 9:03pm PST
    Who is this? pt III by Who is this 06/19/2008, 12:55pm PDT
        Steve Guttenburg? NT by Last 06/19/2008, 6:17pm PDT
            Hey! Alright! Someone posted as me! by Last 06/19/2008, 11:20pm PDT
        Fuck, I love the Who Is This? game. NT by Fussbett 06/19/2008, 6:18pm PDT
        Do you think he got a full twenty for posing like he was gonna punch the camera? NT by Worm 06/19/2008, 9:20pm PDT
    Ponder Y. Sobald NT by in person 06/23/2008, 3:04pm PDT
    Who is this? Pt IV? by I need clarification 12/13/2008, 5:50pm PST
        Diana Ross? NT by Mischief Maker 12/13/2008, 6:33pm PST
        Man, R. Kelly has really let himself go NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 12/13/2008, 6:50pm PST
        Bizorro! NT by Bodybag 12/13/2008, 8:19pm PST
        Diane Pernet NT by Zsenitan 12/13/2008, 10:33pm PST
        Hamburglar NT by Rafiki 12/14/2008, 12:26am PST
            "Rubble Rubble!" (said as he's rubbing a young boy's cock) NT by TOO ASHAMED TO REVEAL 01/15/2009, 3:04pm PST
    Who is this? Part V by Fussbett 01/14/2009, 10:15pm PST
        menwholooklikeoldlesbians.com NT by Zsenitan 01/15/2009, 9:28am PST
        Phil Spector NT by Choson 01/15/2009, 10:05am PST
        Edna Mode? NT by Last 01/15/2009, 10:09am PST
        Guy didn't do shit for Avon or Marlo NT by Rafiki 01/15/2009, 11:32am PST
        Martin Short forgetting to take off his Jiminy Glick fatsuit NT by Fortinbras 01/15/2009, 1:52pm PST
        WHO ARE YOU?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by I need clarification 01/15/2009, 3:40pm PST
            OMG the "Who is This?" thread finally became sentient! NT by Fussbett 01/15/2009, 3:55pm PST
    Who is This? Part VI by Fussbett 01/16/2009, 12:11pm PST
        Re: Who is This? Part VI by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/16/2009, 12:56pm PST
            Do you really want to hurt me? YES. NT by Fortinbras 01/16/2009, 6:28pm PST
                I WOULDN'T Tumble For You! NT by Girl George 01/17/2009, 12:32am PST
        Palpatine NT by Zsenitan 01/17/2009, 1:13pm PST
    Who is this? Pt VII! by I need clarification 01/18/2009, 9:47pm PST
        The Dude abides. NT by Mischief Maker 01/18/2009, 9:48pm PST
        Jake Busey NT by E. L. Koba 01/18/2009, 11:16pm PST
        Who this is? Joaquin Phoenix by I need clarification 01/22/2009, 11:57am PST
            WTF is up with the hole in his crotch? :( :( by laudablepuss 01/23/2009, 5:23pm PST
                a LITTLE something indeed NT by Yukyuk comics inc. 01/23/2009, 6:19pm PST
            Re: Who this is? Joaquin Phoenix by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/24/2009, 12:14am PST
                That was supposedly his last movie by Siskel and Ebert 01/24/2009, 11:19pm PST
                    brian deplolma sucks NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/25/2009, 4:06am PST
                    I liked James Gray's commentary track for The Yards by Jerry Whorebach 03/30/2009, 2:38am PDT
    Who is this? PT XIII *Advanced Edition* by bombMexico 01/24/2009, 10:24pm PST
        a New Orleans Saints fan NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/24/2009, 11:09pm PST
        No no no no no nonononononononononononononononono!! NT by I need clarification 01/25/2009, 9:46am PST
            i think my parents should call your parents and ask why I CANT PLAY TOO :( by bombMexico 01/25/2009, 12:02pm PST
                HINT by Fussbett 01/25/2009, 12:51pm PST
                    I AM AN UNSTOPPABLE JUGGERNAUT! by Mischief Maker 01/25/2009, 2:36pm PST
                        Crap. That didn't include the right joke. by Mischief Maker 01/25/2009, 2:48pm PST
                        Is anyone going to watch this? Anyone? NT by Caltrops Nielson board 01/25/2009, 4:30pm PST
                            You do realize posting as an anonyfag deflates any burn potential, right? NT by Mischief Intimidator 01/25/2009, 6:23pm PST
                                You seemed very unburned, hmmm yes NT by Unwatched Youtube count 01/25/2009, 7:32pm PST
                                    You don't spell it with an "o," dumbass. NT by Mischief Intimidator 01/26/2009, 3:36am PST
                    o i see. Changing topics: Overprotective much? by bombMexico 01/25/2009, 3:27pm PST
                        Apology not accepted NT by I need clarification 01/25/2009, 9:34pm PST
                        If there's too much pop culture in this thread, go ahead and post historical peo NT by Fussbett 01/25/2009, 11:21pm PST
            Re: No no no no no nonononononononononononononononono!! NT by This was the answer. - Last 01/25/2009, 12:05pm PST
        bombMexico NT by Worm 01/25/2009, 11:50am PST
    Who is This? Part VIII by Fussbett 02/26/2009, 3:00am PST
        g) david lee roth, h) roddy piper NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/26/2009, 3:06am PST
        brando... REBORN NT by up with pod people 02/26/2009, 7:06am PST
        It's (f)at NT by Val Kilmer 02/26/2009, 9:28am PST
        Bret Michaels NT by Fortinbras 03/30/2009, 6:21pm PDT
    I've got one! by Quétinbec 04/01/2009, 4:17am PDT
        What happens when a man goes through his own portal ^_^ NT by Gordon Downie 04/01/2009, 4:45am PDT
        James Randi NT by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 5:57am PDT
            He was just banned from youtube. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 6:51am PDT
                Yes that's why he is looking forlorn in an airport. It is the fault of the relig by ious right (rethuglikkkans.) - Z 04/01/2009, 6:55am PDT
                    not many republicans are into fucking yoga voodoo mysticism or divining, that's NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/01/2009, 7:03am PDT
                        That is true, most of them are liberals (also, okra). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 7:04am PDT
                            Yeah the enormous liberal population of dowsers and mystics WAIT by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 7:35am PDT
                                Political people (psh) you tell them one thing and they can only process it thro by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 7:53am PDT
                                sounds like someone had their sacred cow trampled NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/01/2009, 9:10am PDT
                                    Yes that someone was you (inability to think rationally and objectively = classi NT by c rethuglikkkan) -Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 9:20am PDT
                                        On the contrary, you. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 9:34am PDT
                                            Sorry about how hard I owned you. It was a few posts back, maybe you should by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 9:49am PDT
                                                He was kicked off because of political correctness actually. 8( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 9:51am PDT
                                                    He was kicked off for criticising intelligent design fanatics (i.e. republicans) NT by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 9:52am PDT
                                                        Neat, and your claim was he never criticizes lieburral beliefs, but he does. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 10:05am PDT
                                                            No, my claim is that rethuglikkans kicked him off youtube by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 10:19am PDT
                                                                Deflecting from the original point. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 10:28am PDT
                                                                    I wonder if you have read any posts in this thread. Probably.... not. NT by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 10:32am PDT
                                                                        zsneni, sacred cow NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/01/2009, 10:45am PDT
                                                                            Sock puppet, classic right-wing dittohead move NT by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 11:13am PDT
                                                                                Look out for sexy taurens. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 11:21am PDT
                                                                                zsnensini doesn't know what a sock puppet is or means NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/01/2009, 1:14pm PDT
                                                                                    IT'S WHEN THE BIKE SEAT GOES ALL THE WAY UP YOUR ASS IN FRONT OF TRUCKERS WHO WA NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 1:21pm PDT
                                                                                    Who knew Sifl here was a repubican? Anyone? Anyone? NT by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 1:29pm PDT
                                                                                        On a purely technical level, the correct answer is "no one." NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 1:51pm PDT
                                                                                        Like most Republicans, the Bush years have shamed him into identifying as by Libertarian/Independant these days. 04/01/2009, 1:54pm PDT
                                                                                            I didn't know Jso or I ever posted our political affiliation here. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 2:06pm PDT
                                                                                                jhoh is correct here, zsneini is still totally wrong NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/01/2009, 2:07pm PDT
                                                                                                    This is true (borthor). ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 2:14pm PDT
                                                                                                    The only reason you aren't republicans legally is because not even the Michigan by Republican Party wants you. -Z 04/01/2009, 2:15pm PDT
                                                                                                        You listen to ruhs limbaw, that makes you more republican than us. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 2:37pm PDT
                                                                                                            Way to be welfare republicans (like all other republicans, more money from libe) NT by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 3:25pm PDT
                                                                                                                You're welcome. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 3:28pm PDT
                                                            Re: Neat, and your claim was he never criticizes lieburral beliefs, but he does. by Tricknology 04/01/2009, 2:27pm PDT
                                                                Here's something perhaps we can all agree on. by laudablepuss 04/01/2009, 3:03pm PDT
                    Republican republicans. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 7:10am PDT
        I was going to say Jordan Rudess but the answer is in the link. NT by Fullofkittens 04/01/2009, 6:21am PDT
            Where the answer actually is: by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/01/2009, 9:36am PDT
                KAISER SOZE? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 9:39am PDT
                    Fair enough. by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/01/2009, 10:54am PDT
                        Yes, the correct answer is the homosexual Michael Stipe. A great man. NT by Quétinbec 04/01/2009, 9:15pm PDT
    WHO IS THIS??! Ladies Only edition! by Zsenitan 04/02/2009, 1:46pm PDT
        that has got to be bjork NT by up with pod people 04/02/2009, 2:02pm PDT
            There's an egg under there NT by Entropy Stew 04/02/2009, 2:26pm PDT
            Hey, I give the answers around here. NT by Last 04/02/2009, 7:48pm PDT
        Those glasses are way too tame for Yoko. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/02/2009, 2:42pm PDT
        Carrie-Anne Moss? NT by Fortinbras 04/02/2009, 3:05pm PDT
        One wonders what treasure she's bringing home in that shopping bag. by Fussbett 04/02/2009, 5:15pm PDT
            definitely a demo recording by up with pod people 04/02/2009, 8:23pm PDT
    Who is this? Back to Men's Edition by I need clarification 04/02/2009, 7:42pm PDT
        Miley Cyrus ten years from now NT by Last 04/03/2009, 6:05am PDT
        Kirstie Alley NT by Fortinbras 04/03/2009, 9:41am PDT
        The woman from Third Rock From the Sun NT by Choson 04/03/2009, 10:47am PDT
            saw it coming NT by gruman 04/03/2009, 10:51am PDT
        Terl NT by Zsenitan 04/03/2009, 11:30am PDT
        Anna Paquin in Rogue: the Childbearing Years NT by up with pod people 04/03/2009, 12:19pm PDT
        A) apparently by Bananadine 04/05/2009, 6:19pm PDT
    Who is this: Men's Edition? Women's? by Rafiki 05/05/2009, 9:47am PDT
        Totally shared this pic set on my reader rss so all my loyal readers already kno NT by Zsenitan 05/05/2009, 10:55am PDT
    Who is this? Part XIII by Fussbett 05/11/2009, 5:09pm PDT
        Yeah, she was large on SNL recently. NT by Last 05/11/2009, 5:50pm PDT
        four more bears NT by gruman 05/11/2009, 8:43pm PDT
        Sam Kinnison NT by Fortinbras 05/12/2009, 1:00pm PDT
            Kinison. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/12/2009, 1:05pm PDT
                F-U-C-K Y-O-U NT by Fortinbras 05/12/2009, 3:42pm PDT
        Meat Loaf is two words. *nodding with pipe in face* NT by laudablepuss 05/12/2009, 4:00pm PDT
    Who is this? Part XIV by Fussbett 05/26/2009, 8:13pm PDT
        Marilyn Manson will never win back Dita Von Teese looking like that =/ NT by Fortinbras 05/26/2009, 8:21pm PDT
        Kathy Najimy NT by Zsenitan 05/26/2009, 8:36pm PDT
            Really? She was so hot on Veronica's Closet :( NT by Whoa, deja vu. 05/26/2009, 10:08pm PDT
        A young Palpatine NT by Entropy Stew 05/26/2009, 8:49pm PDT
        Nic Cage's son (AKA "Nic Cage's son") NT by I need clarification 05/26/2009, 9:21pm PDT
    Who Is This? Part XV by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 07/17/2009, 5:50pm PDT
        Last's Baby Mama NT by Fortinbras 07/17/2009, 8:17pm PDT
    Who is this? Part XVI by Fussbett 08/19/2009, 12:45am PDT
        Steven Tyler NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/19/2009, 1:51am PDT
            Holy shit, it is Steven Tyler! I thought I was joking :( by Jerry Whorebach 11/09/2009, 4:55pm PST
                Re: Holy shit, it is Steven Tyler! I thought I was joking :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/09/2009, 4:59pm PST
        Crazy Frog? NT by Last 08/19/2009, 8:17am PDT
        rachel zoe NT by up with pod people 08/19/2009, 8:20am PDT
        Mary Kate Olsen NT by Zsenitan 08/19/2009, 10:09am PDT
    Who Is This? Part XVII by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/23/2009, 12:31am PDT
        Prince Harry of Wales NT by Fortinbras 08/23/2009, 12:57am PDT
        Oh wait, it says on his nametag NT by Fortinbras 08/23/2009, 12:59am PDT
        caveman train conductor NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/23/2009, 1:01am PDT
            The Slack-Jawed Yokel Express NT by Fortinbras 08/23/2009, 1:03am PDT
        MRIIIIIUH NT by up with pod people 08/23/2009, 4:15am PDT
        Dakey Dunn NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/23/2009, 5:21am PDT
        A screen capture from Just One of the Guys on Blu-Ray NT by Rafiki 08/23/2009, 10:26am PDT
    Who is this? Part XVIII by I need clarification 09/02/2009, 10:49am PDT
        haha I know this one but let's call him seth rogen NT by up with pod people 09/02/2009, 10:51am PDT
        Levi Johnston? NT by Last 09/02/2009, 10:56am PDT
            Levi Johnston is still lean and hungry. by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/02/2009, 12:12pm PDT
                point is you want to see his junk NT by gruman 09/02/2009, 12:27pm PDT
        IMG SRC=spoiler :( NT by Ray of Light 09/02/2009, 12:57pm PDT
    Part XIX by E. L. Koba 10/19/2009, 8:52am PDT
        Rudy Giuliani? NT by Entropy Stew 10/19/2009, 9:49am PDT
        sigourney weaver post jaw reduction (but seriously folks) by up with pod people 10/19/2009, 9:54am PDT
        My eyes are too sad to cry. NT by Fullofkittens 10/19/2009, 10:31am PDT
            Re: My eyes are too sad to cry. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 10/19/2009, 10:58am PDT
                So, it's Zseni? NT by Mr. Helper 10/20/2009, 6:40am PDT
    PART XX ... XXL, I MEAN by Noi Dau Don 12/11/2009, 6:32pm PST
        Re: PART XX ... XXL, I MEAN by laudablepuss 12/11/2009, 8:49pm PST
        Ulysses X. Lugman by Last 12/11/2009, 10:31pm PST
            Re: Ulysses X. Lugman by Last 12/12/2009, 11:02am PST
                Re: Ulysses X. Lugman by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/12/2009, 12:44pm PST
                    er, you know HOW all etc NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/12/2009, 12:45pm PST
                    Stryfe vs Wylde Chylde vs Kwannon vs Domino (basically 90's X-Men sucked). by Last 12/12/2009, 4:38pm PST
                        spelling your name with excessive letter "y"s stopping being cool before that by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/12/2009, 11:23pm PST
    Who is this? Part XXI by I need clarification 12/13/2009, 10:54pm PST
        Paul Martin NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/14/2009, 12:46am PST
            I gave my first blowjob to a waiter that looked like Paul Martin. NT by Mysterious Stranger 12/14/2009, 2:05am PST
                Were you wearing your "construction outfit"? NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/14/2009, 2:40am PST
                BDR? NT by Entropy Stew 12/14/2009, 2:54pm PST
        Not Sam Jones by Vested Id 12/14/2009, 12:57am PST
        Reminds me of a young Alan Hale...... OHHH HOLLYWOOD THOSE WERE THE DAYS. NT by Last 12/14/2009, 6:42am PST
        Here's a hint: Bee-da-bee-da-bee-da-beep OY VEY, WHAT HAPPENED? NT by I need clarification 12/14/2009, 11:00am PST
            Twiggy Goldbank? Buck Rodgers and Hammerstein? Cyberjew? Schpidah Mastermind? NT by Entropy Stew 12/14/2009, 11:20am PST
        Re: Who is this? Part XXI by Noi Dau Don 12/14/2009, 11:25am PST
            Please say Neil Flynn. NT by Last 12/14/2009, 2:52pm PST
            That movie is all kinds of awesome. by Fullofkittens 12/14/2009, 4:49pm PST
    Who is this? Part XXII by Jerry Whorebach 01/19/2010, 11:24am PST
        Yeek! No wonder Cameron turned into a furry. NT by Mischief Maker 01/19/2010, 11:52am PST
        Future humans knew she'd turn out like this and still sent robots back in time t NT by I need clarification 01/19/2010, 1:44pm PST
    Who is this? part XXIII by Noah Cross 03/15/2010, 12:47am PDT
        She can look so much better than that, when she put some effort into it. by I need clarification 03/15/2010, 3:29am PDT
    Who is this? Part XXIV by Jerry Whorebach 06/03/2010, 8:57pm PDT
    Who Is This? XXV by Rafiki 04/06/2011, 9:17pm PDT
        martin short by up with pod people 04/06/2011, 9:22pm PDT
    Who is this XXVI by Fussbett 08/08/2011, 7:53pm PDT
        (it's Meatloaf, BTW) NT by Fussbett 08/08/2011, 7:55pm PDT
            What made you decide to assert that? Nothing the man has said, or IMDB or by laudablepuss 09/01/2011, 2:56am PDT
        incomperable NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/08/2011, 9:02pm PDT
        Holy shit! by Fullofkittens 08/31/2011, 7:46pm PDT
    Who is this? PART XXVI by Fullofkittens 08/31/2011, 7:56pm PDT
        OH SHIT XXVII by Fullofkittens 08/31/2011, 7:56pm PDT
        Jared Leto NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/31/2011, 8:10pm PDT
            Destructoids' Jim Sterling NT by WITTGENSTEIN 09/01/2011, 9:20am PDT
        This one really needs multiple choice. NT by Meat Loaf? 08/31/2011, 11:43pm PDT
            Look out Susanna Hoffs! by Fullofkittens 09/01/2011, 6:25am PDT
    Who is This? XVIII by Arbit 09/10/2011, 10:15pm PDT
        hint by Arbit 09/12/2011, 8:00pm PDT
            Steve Guttenberg? NT by Last 09/12/2011, 9:49pm PDT
            It's always Fred Durst. NT by Shredder 09/12/2011, 10:06pm PDT
    It's Meatloaf Part V by Rafiki 10/12/2011, 8:52pm PDT
        ^ new image link by Rafiki 02/07/2017, 7:40pm PST
    Who is This Part XXIV by WITTGENSTEIN 02/10/2014, 7:53pm PST
        Old Who is This? veterans may remember that this is a repeat performance. NT by Holy shit, a 6-year thread. 02/11/2014, 1:04am PST
    Who is this? Part XXV by WITTGENSTEIN 05/19/2015, 12:11pm PDT
        MEAT SPACE LOAF by laudablepuss 05/19/2015, 3:11pm PDT
    HALP THE IMAGES ARE BIFFED NT by laudablepuss 05/19/2015, 3:10pm PDT
    Who is this XXVI - I love this thread too much to let it die by Rafiki 02/07/2017, 7:39pm PST
        Kevin Costner in SeaWorld NT by Stephen King 02/07/2017, 7:53pm PST
        I can't believe how many links are dead. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/07/2017, 8:40pm PST
        Paul Shaffer? NT by Rey Mysterio Jr. 02/07/2017, 9:16pm PST
        Johnny Lyndon NT by Worm 02/07/2017, 9:21pm PST
            *Lydon NT by Caltrops Cares (about spelling) 02/07/2017, 9:22pm PST
    Who is this? Part XXVII by Jerry Whorebach 11/11/2019, 3:11am PST
        Disappointing link NT by John Travolta 11/11/2019, 1:25pm PST
    Re: Who is this? by laudablepuss 11/22/2019, 10:45am PST
    Who is this? Part XXVIII by guess who 06/27/2021, 7:21am PDT
        My guess is Ben Stein. But I dunno. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/27/2021, 9:59am PDT
            correct! NT by someone paid $75 for that Cameo 06/27/2021, 5:17pm PDT
        Vinnie Jones NT by Mysterio 06/27/2021, 3:06pm PDT
    Gawker wants in on the action by E. L. Koba 08/04/2021, 10:19am PDT
    Men's health by laudablepuss 08/06/2021, 10:51pm PDT
    Who Is This XXXI by Rafiki 08/14/2021, 10:07am PDT
        Brendan Fraser NT by ouch 08/14/2021, 12:08pm PDT

You do everything right, cybersecurity-related, and then... by Mischief Maker 08/11/2021, 7:57am PDT
    Re: You do everything right, cybersecurity-related, and then... by laudablepuss 08/11/2021, 9:30am PDT
        Creating Ransomware should be an executable offense. by Horus Truthteller 08/11/2021, 10:41am PDT
            *paparazi cameras clicking all around you* NT by laudablepuss 08/11/2021, 11:22am PDT

Always Be Circulating Degeneracy, Especially For Goys NT by Mysterio 08/05/2021, 6:26am PDT
    Re: Always Be Circulating Degeneracy, Especially For Goys NT by Good rant. Thanks. 08/05/2021, 7:09am PDT
    Keep circulating the tapes! NT by TV's Frank 08/05/2021, 8:40am PDT

Leave us a voice mail by Mysterio 08/03/2021, 8:32pm PDT

Maybe we could come together as friends for 2015. by Elysium Guy 12/27/2014, 11:21am PST
    also by Elysium Guy 12/27/2014, 12:23pm PST
    Well if Elysium helped put food on my table, I'd probably like it too by Eurotrash 12/27/2014, 4:24pm PST
        careful, he's an animal. you don't want to be telling lawyers where he touched y NT by serial malcontent 12/27/2014, 8:06pm PST
    Is Matt Damon really only capable of saying "Matt" and "Damon" in that order? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/27/2014, 6:30pm PST
        Re: Is Matt Damon really only capable of saying "Matt" and "Damon" in that by Elysium Guy 12/27/2014, 10:39pm PST
            Re: Is Matt Damon really only capable of saying "Matt" and "Damon" in that by forfarfi fyrgenfir 12/28/2014, 3:50pm PST
                Oh, I think there is something else he could have said then. by Horus Truthteller 08/01/2021, 7:36pm PDT
    Elysium was such a sackless movie. by blackwater 12/29/2014, 1:41am PST
        Not sharing magical healing beds out of sheer eeeeevil by fabio 12/29/2014, 10:40pm PST
    Happy New Year. NT by Leaped Frog 12/31/2014, 3:36pm PST
        Happy new year! NT by Vested Id 12/31/2014, 8:53pm PST

Gamers are better than scientists at detecting fraud by Caltrops News Network 08/01/2021, 10:51am PDT

Please get vaccinated NT by Oh 07/23/2021, 8:26pm PDT
    Too late NT by Keff keff ow 07/23/2021, 8:44pm PDT
    Re: Please get vaccinated by Mischief Maker 07/24/2021, 3:29pm PDT

Oh shit, the Audacity guys are being shitty again! by Just a little light attempted murde 07/19/2021, 12:06pm PDT

Frito-Lay sets the record straight by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/17/2021, 1:46pm PDT
    Re: Frito-Lay sets the record straight by Mischief Maker 07/17/2021, 2:00pm PDT
        OK, but for my post I need them to make something that is put in a can by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/17/2021, 2:23pm PDT
            He ran a self-diagnostic, see, when Commander Riker inquired NT by laudablepuss 07/17/2021, 4:18pm PDT

 
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