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Intentionally provocative Hot Takes thread NT by Mischief Maker 03/21/2021, 9:22am PDT NEW
    Re: Intentionally provocative Hot Takes thread by Mischief Maker 03/21/2021, 9:25am PDT NEW
        I guess we'll find out if they ever make a movie that's just like Aliens NT by but without the themes. 03/21/2021, 9:43am PDT NEW
        That's true... ish. by Blackwater 03/21/2021, 10:02pm PDT NEW
            Re: That's true... ish. by E. L. Koba 03/22/2021, 5:22pm PDT NEW
        I see your point, but consider this... by Olive Kalamata 03/23/2021, 7:09am PDT NEW
    Steak is overrated. NT by Mysterio 03/21/2021, 11:17pm PDT NEW
        people who get angry at others for ordering well done should be put to death NT by fuck off, foodies 03/22/2021, 10:45am PDT NEW
            Burn in the same hellfire that wrought your carbon steak by Entropy Stew 04/19/2021, 10:39pm PDT NEW
                Agreed. Well done steak guy somehow finding this place is weird. NT by Ichabod 04/20/2021, 7:42am PDT NEW
                    And yet he's 100% right so NT by laudablepuss 04/20/2021, 8:50am PDT NEW
                        It's like watching a woman get punched in the teeth by her boyfriend by Entropy Stew 04/20/2021, 12:00pm PDT NEW
                            Peter Davison doesn't care how you eat him, he's just glad you're interested. by laudablepuss 04/20/2021, 2:10pm PDT NEW
                of course the most disgreeable guy on Caltrops would be enraged by of course 04/20/2021, 4:40pm PDT NEW
                    A room you're in doesn't count as occupied, bud NT by Entropy Stew 04/21/2021, 3:14am PDT NEW
                What is your reaction to people eating jerky? NT by omgwtfbbq?!!! 05/20/2021, 4:37pm PDT NEW
                    "Oh, you think raw beef should be cooked competently? Well what about PRESERVED NT by MEAT?! Ho ho I am a logic colossus" 05/27/2024, 6:55am PDT NEW
                        ES wanting jerky to be well prepared would make you crazy I'm sure by Mysterio 05/27/2024, 7:01pm PDT NEW
                            Cooked competently = rare. Maybe medium rare if you're eyeballing it NT by Mysterio 05/28/2024, 11:53am PDT NEW
                                Lol I love steak cultists NT by laudablepuss 05/28/2024, 12:18pm PDT NEW
    Bill Hicks wasn't funny NT by Rafiki 03/22/2021, 6:33pm PDT NEW
        I agree with this :( NT by laudablepuss 03/22/2021, 6:43pm PDT NEW
        Patrice O'Neal was funnier than Pryor, Murphey, AND Carlin by James "Stephanie" Sterling 03/23/2021, 11:53am PDT NEW
            Re: Patrice O'Neal was funnier than Pryor, Murphey, AND Carlin by laudablepuss 03/23/2021, 12:43pm PDT NEW
        If Bill Hicks wasn't funny, what the fuck was Denis Leary? NT by Droz 03/28/2021, 12:23pm PDT NEW
            mostly louder NT by laudablepuss 03/29/2021, 1:18pm PDT NEW
        yes he was NT by Berg 04/24/2024, 5:14pm PDT NEW
    Windows Vista was a huge improvement over XP NT by laudablepuss 03/23/2021, 10:58am PDT NEW
    Ducktales NES was only good comparative to other licensed games NT by LJN garbage 03/23/2021, 11:24am PDT NEW
    Daydream Nation is overrated by Rafiki 03/27/2021, 11:51am PDT NEW
    Zelda and Mario games are boring and trite. NT by Mysterio 03/29/2021, 2:04am PDT NEW
        Even SMB? NT by Horus Truthteller 03/29/2021, 11:46am PDT NEW
            Thought so. Shaddap about Mario. NT by Horus Truthteller 04/20/2021, 9:10pm PDT NEW
        Adventure of Link was the best Zelda game. NT by Fuck BotW and its SS2 weapon breaks 04/20/2021, 10:26pm PDT NEW
    Open World games are just mediocre action games with a commute between levels. NT by MM 04/19/2021, 3:19pm PDT NEW
        All Metroidvanias would be better off as tightly designed linear levels by git gud Souls 04/21/2021, 1:05pm PDT NEW
            True, the best Castlevanias are the linear ones. NT by MM 04/21/2021, 11:35pm PDT NEW
                Caltrops triggers ES: the thread NT by Entropy Stew 04/22/2021, 12:21am PDT NEW
                I agree by cant tell if you're sarcastic thoug 04/22/2021, 1:28pm PDT NEW
        I think Breath of the Wild actually got this right by Rafiki 04/23/2021, 12:00am PDT NEW
    The problem with 40k is all the non-imperals 'r boring Saturday cartoon villains NT by Mischief Limited Character Count 04/19/2021, 5:32pm PDT NEW
    Boss fights are terrible and shouldn't be in most games NT by E. L. Koba 04/22/2021, 2:46pm PDT NEW
        First no prayer in school, now no life lessons of any kind by Vested Id 04/22/2021, 4:31pm PDT NEW
            Re: First no prayer in school, now no life lessons of any kind by E. L. Koba 04/23/2021, 3:00pm PDT NEW
        What about bosses that become normal enemies in later levels? NT by MM 04/23/2021, 4:38pm PDT NEW
            Acceptable! by E. L. Koba 04/25/2021, 1:38pm PDT NEW
    Office chair reviews should let you filter by weight by Rafiki 04/25/2021, 1:34pm PDT NEW
        Neither NT by Cheap ASS! 04/25/2021, 5:45pm PDT NEW
    Opera sucks dick. by Droz 04/29/2021, 7:22pm PDT NEW
        I don't like music from 200 years ago, just music from 100 years ago NT by Rock music is as dead as opera 04/30/2021, 6:34am PDT NEW
            Yeah but it's better. It rocks harder. Just like me. NT by Droz 04/30/2021, 10:50am PDT NEW
                Droz is right. Opera is stupid. NT by Kirahu Nagasawa 04/30/2021, 11:15am PDT NEW
                    What about Rock Opera? NT by Mischief Maker 04/30/2021, 11:41am PDT NEW
                        That's fine NT by Kirahu Nagasawa 04/30/2021, 1:06pm PDT NEW
        The best classical stuff is from the early period. by blackwater 05/07/2021, 1:51am PDT NEW
            Carmina Burana is 20th century and it fucking SLAPS! by Mischief Maker 05/07/2021, 6:54am PDT NEW
                Mars is down there with Flight of the Valkyries in terms of songs I never want by Droz 05/07/2021, 5:20pm PDT NEW
                    Think of your favourite science-fiction movie. by Droz 05/07/2021, 7:36pm PDT NEW
                        Fuck it I would take PIL NT by Droz 05/07/2021, 7:52pm PDT NEW
                        Worse! How are you going to convey the vast emptiness of space w/ Sex Pistols? by Mischief Maker 05/07/2021, 8:01pm PDT NEW
                            Sex Pistols: apparently strangers to emptyness? by Droz 05/07/2021, 8:15pm PDT NEW
        I've listened to more opera in the last two years than you have in you entire li by Droz 05/07/2021, 6:08pm PDT NEW
            OK, now I'm curious. Why do you listen to all these operas you hate? by blackwater 05/08/2021, 12:43am PDT NEW
                Re: OK, now I'm curious. Why do you listen to all these operas you hate? by laudablepuss 05/08/2021, 1:49am PDT NEW
                You hit the nail on the head. by Droz 05/11/2021, 9:24pm PDT NEW
    Not liking something is the 2nd most boring opinion you can have about it. by Fullofkittens 05/12/2021, 8:36am PDT NEW
        Tomorrow I'm visiting the Opera Hall of Fame, it's in that cave from The Descent NT by Droz 05/12/2021, 8:49am PDT NEW
        The most boring thing is not liking peoples' opinions of not liking things NT by soul of wit 05/12/2021, 11:14am PDT NEW
            haha! got im! by Vidinfox 05/12/2021, 2:30pm PDT NEW
                This response is worse though :gnaws apple: NT by Otis Ferguson 05/12/2021, 2:33pm PDT NEW
                    Dont try to out snark me. You wont win. NT by Vidinfox 05/12/2021, 3:23pm PDT NEW
                        Hmm "snark" :pats yawn: that one really takes me back NT by Otis Ferguson 05/12/2021, 3:29pm PDT NEW
                            Stop it. NT by Vidinfox 05/12/2021, 4:16pm PDT NEW
                            *taps thread* you can fit so many snarks in this NT by Fullofkittens 05/13/2021, 6:16am PDT NEW
                I don't like this reply NT by Are you on the edge of your seat ye 05/12/2021, 4:11pm PDT NEW
        hmm, seems like the hot take thread couldn't take the hot of my take take NT by Fullofkittens 05/19/2021, 10:16am PDT NEW
            Die Fledermaus sucks dick. by Droz 06/24/2021, 7:46pm PDT NEW
                I think you might be right by Roop 06/24/2021, 7:58pm PDT NEW
                why do you keep watching operas if you don't like them NT by not watching them is right there 06/25/2021, 7:00am PDT NEW
                His name in that was by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/25/2021, 8:43pm PDT NEW
    Simulator games where you pay for your own repairs and supplies were never fun. by Mischief Maker 06/01/2021, 9:52am PDT NEW
    Me, MM, and ICJ are the only decent posters on this website. NT by pinback 06/08/2021, 2:37pm PDT NEW
        Just insanely untrue (ICJ excepted) by Otis Ferguson 06/08/2021, 3:11pm PDT NEW
        90% of pinback caltrops content is whining about steam reviews and caltrops NT by respect Jerry and Rafiki, you SHIT 06/08/2021, 4:45pm PDT NEW
            The former is untrue and the latter is impossible. NT by pinback 06/08/2021, 7:00pm PDT NEW
        Hey that reminds me by laudablepuss 06/08/2021, 8:42pm PDT NEW
            You are upset by my intentionally provocative hot take. NT by pinback 06/08/2021, 8:54pm PDT NEW
                Sure by laudablepuss 06/08/2021, 9:41pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Sure by Tim Sweeney 06/08/2021, 11:08pm PDT NEW
                spicy thread but then you played the “it’s just a hot take” card by blackwater 06/24/2021, 9:24pm PDT NEW
        But who does the best gaming streams? by Roop 06/08/2021, 8:54pm PDT NEW
        Nah, my posts suck. NT by MM 06/08/2021, 10:02pm PDT NEW
    The Lord of the Rings was an allegory for the failure of communism. by Droz 06/13/2021, 9:31pm PDT NEW
        Re: The Lord of the Rings was an allegory for the failure of communism. by laudablepuss 06/14/2021, 7:23am PDT NEW
        Ouch, terrible take by blackwater 06/28/2021, 1:50pm PDT NEW
    LOST is a good show from beginning to end. by Fullofkittens 06/14/2021, 11:33am PDT NEW
        Re: LOST is a good show from beginning to end. by ;= 06/14/2021, 11:49am PDT NEW
    Anyone that uses the phrase "my students" by I Hate Epic 06/24/2021, 6:34am PDT NEW
    Schitt's Creek wasn't a "gay show" until it got popular. NT by pinback 06/25/2021, 11:30am PDT NEW
        I'm a gay show when I got big NT by Tim Sweeney 06/25/2021, 8:44pm PDT NEW
    Card-mediated RPGs are superior to dice-mediated ones. Especially on computer. NT by Mischief Maker 06/28/2021, 12:02pm PDT NEW
        examples? NT by laudablepuss 06/28/2021, 1:16pm PDT NEW
            Slay the Spire, Tainted Grail, The Magister, Thea, hell even Steamworld Quest. NT by MM 01/12/2022, 10:54pm PST NEW
        How is that possible? NT by Kirahu Nagasawa 06/29/2021, 8:23am PDT NEW
    I think we should have another Iraq war, but this time we should win. NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/12/2022, 8:44pm PST NEW
        I won that wR by Cliff Jumper 01/13/2022, 10:27pm PST NEW
    Bitcoins were a smart investment. NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/12/2022, 8:51pm PST NEW
        Now is a great time to buy the dip NT by Rafiki 06/18/2022, 1:14pm PDT NEW
    Everyone needs to get COVID-19 sooner or later, might as well get it over with. NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/12/2022, 8:51pm PST NEW
        This is, unfortunately, the mainstream orthodox take now. NT by Fullofkittens 01/13/2022, 6:30am PST NEW
            It didn't have to be this way by E. L. Koba 01/13/2022, 2:16pm PST NEW
                Actually, it did have to be this way. by blackwater 01/15/2022, 8:49pm PST NEW
                    Every single sentence here was dumber than the last. God you're a stupid NT by fucking moron 02/20/2024, 11:21am PST NEW
        We should be spraying COVID out of firehoses onto the streets by fuck anti-vaxxers 01/14/2022, 4:47am PST NEW
            Except vaccinated people can still get long covid. :( by Fullofkittens 01/14/2022, 6:04am PST NEW
            Fun Fact: Joe Rogan's alt-medicine store Onnit sold for $100 million last May. by Mischief Maker 01/14/2022, 6:44am PST NEW
                Re: Fun Fact: Joe Rogan's alt-medicine store Onnit sold for $100 million las by GoblAm 01/14/2022, 11:07am PST NEW
                    Shareblue is apparently putting Joe Rogan on blast now, FYI. by blackwater 01/15/2022, 8:54pm PST NEW
                        The problem with Rogan is he's liberal, never voted for a Republican president by Roop 01/16/2022, 11:18am PST NEW
                            Ivermectin is a de-wormer. Covid-19 is not a worm. by MM 01/16/2022, 1:26pm PST NEW
                                Who cares what he takes. The vaccines aren't stopping Omicron anyway. by GoblAm 01/16/2022, 2:47pm PST NEW
                                    Re: Who cares what he takes. The vaccines aren't stopping Omicron anyway. by lololoololol 01/16/2022, 6:47pm PST NEW
                                        Hi Jhoh NT by GoblAm 01/16/2022, 10:09pm PST NEW
                                Do not take what your doctor prescribes by Roop 01/16/2022, 4:36pm PST NEW
                                    Roop the dumb rube by lololoololol 01/16/2022, 6:48pm PST NEW
                                I suppose next you'll be mocking urine NT by chugging piss to own the libs 01/16/2022, 6:41pm PST NEW
                                    Nah, I'm skipping straight to them taking T-blockers as the new miracle cure! NT by Trans-ing myself to own the libs. 01/16/2022, 7:25pm PST NEW
    Shadow of the Colossus on a struggling PS2 looked way cooler than the HD remakes NT by Mischief Maker 02/16/2022, 7:45pm PST NEW
    "Bro" and "babe" are not gendered insults. by Super Mario 02/20/2022, 2:42pm PST NEW
    The Holocaust probably did happen, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. NT by Final word on the subject. 03/19/2022, 7:11pm PDT NEW
    The prejudice against gluten requires an entire generation who have never baked NT by their own bread. 03/20/2022, 1:51pm PDT NEW
        based NT by blackwater 03/21/2022, 10:11pm PDT NEW
    "You realize there's porn on the internet?" people are tedious faggots by truth 04/13/2022, 9:59am PDT NEW
    All Unity games are starting to look and play the same. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/24/2022, 7:32am PDT NEW
        Time for layoffs then by blackwater 06/29/2022, 8:40pm PDT NEW
    fabio couldn't handle the heat here so he left. by THE FART MASTER 06/24/2022, 8:57pm PDT NEW
        'Sup fahbs NT by Mysterio 06/25/2022, 6:04pm PDT NEW
            Re: 'Sup fahbs by THE FART MASTER 06/25/2022, 6:45pm PDT NEW
    The Midjourney and Dall-E shit is so masturbatory by Patrick Johnson 06/27/2022, 6:39am PDT NEW
        This take was ahead of its time. NT by Fullofkittens 02/22/2023, 6:02am PST NEW
    Like it or not, you are bisexual. by Happy Pride Month 06/27/2022, 8:27am PDT NEW
        Re: Like it or not, you are bisexual. by KC Louie 06/27/2022, 8:30am PDT NEW
            There needs to be a word for people who are only into AFABs or AMABs. by Happy Pride Month 06/27/2022, 9:58am PDT NEW
                No offense but that sounds like some fucking commie gobbledygook by KC Louie 06/27/2022, 10:10am PDT NEW
                    We get more parades than a Vietnam vet, and all we gotta do is be willing to by fuck a girl in a tuxedo. 06/27/2022, 11:13am PDT NEW
        Re: Like it or not, you are bisexual. by Gaige Grosskreutz 06/27/2022, 8:37am PDT NEW
        I feel like we should have months for the other deadly sins by blackwater 06/27/2022, 3:42pm PDT NEW
            More Peterson memes! by Mischief Maker 06/27/2022, 5:33pm PDT NEW
    Conservatives should be upset about the repeal of Roe V Wade because they evil by Roop 06/27/2022, 9:05pm PDT NEW
        aw look how smug and happy he is. It's adorable! NT by laudablepuss 06/27/2022, 10:01pm PDT NEW
            But I'm pro-choice by Roop 06/27/2022, 11:19pm PDT NEW
        You realize that Medi-Cal exists and covers illegal immigrants? by blackwater 06/27/2022, 10:17pm PDT NEW
            Keep breaking those ceilings blackwater! NT by Roop 06/27/2022, 11:20pm PDT NEW
                You're not... being especially coherent here by blackwater 06/28/2022, 10:47pm PDT NEW
                    This post made me think of tdarcos for some reason by apropos of nuthin i'm sure 06/29/2022, 12:32am PDT NEW
                        Re: This post made me think of tdarcos for some reason by Mysteriobama 06/30/2022, 6:49pm PDT NEW
                    I say free abortions for the illegal foreigners as well as the normal foreigners NT by Roop 06/29/2022, 5:21am PDT NEW
        You can't fault this take for not being hot. NT by i_hate_goons.vbs 06/30/2022, 9:02am PDT NEW
            Someone starts a hot take thread, you cant be mad when the takes are hot NT by Yaris 06/30/2022, 9:47am PDT NEW
        Re: Conservatives should be upset about the repeal of Roe V Wade because they by Mysterio 07/02/2022, 7:43pm PDT NEW
            Re: Conservatives should be upset about the repeal of Roe V Wade because they by Roop 07/02/2022, 8:38pm PDT NEW
                LOL. So it took less than a week for the greasy edgelord pushing 50 to break NT by character 07/03/2022, 4:03pm PDT NEW
                    You changed my mind about the sanctity of life NT by Roop 07/04/2022, 12:19am PDT NEW
            Re: Conservatives should be upset about the repeal of Roe V Wade because they by lenin's linens 07/03/2022, 2:53am PDT NEW
        There's a bunch of states working on making it illegal to cross state lines to NT by do this kind of thing-Fullofkittens 07/03/2022, 2:52pm PDT NEW
    COVID-19 vaccines were developed using cell lines derived from aborted children NT by Clarence Thomas 06/30/2022, 8:56pm PDT NEW
        Hot take NT by or fake quote??? 06/30/2022, 10:51pm PDT NEW
    Webshits that say "shareholder value" only do so because they think people won't by argue with them 07/01/2022, 11:50am PDT NEW
    Pink telling fascists to not listen to her music is so brave, so daring by Mysterio 07/04/2022, 10:56am PDT NEW
    "Beyond Meat" jerky is better than any major meat-based jerky on the market. NT by And I ain't no faggy vegetarian 08/21/2022, 10:35am PDT NEW
        This was in the wrong thread. NT by WRONG THREAD FAIRY 08/21/2022, 12:23pm PDT NEW
            No it wasn't. Man this BBS software bites it. NT by And I ain't no faggy vegetarian 08/21/2022, 1:29pm PDT NEW
        Re: "Beyond Meat" jerky is better than any major meat-based jerky on the market. by Mysteriobama 08/21/2022, 6:24pm PDT NEW
        Sell me on it? NT by John Smith, Wise Man 08/21/2022, 8:37pm PDT NEW
            Okay. by And I ain't no faggy vegetarian 08/22/2022, 6:16am PDT NEW
                I am ;) NT by Dr. Oz 11/05/2022, 5:51pm PDT NEW
        This is some tasty jerky by Rafiki 11/05/2022, 11:40am PDT NEW
    All jocks are mildly autistic. Oh I'll just do this exercise and play over and o NT by ver again 11/05/2022, 5:34pm PDT NEW
    Call me old fashioned, but in my mind ATM still stands for "ass to mouth." NT by Injustice 02/10/2023, 11:06am PST NEW
    Speed Racer 2008 is objectively superior to 300 in every way. by Mischief Maker 02/21/2023, 8:18am PST NEW
        Speed Racer was Pretty er NT by Ms. Chief Maker 02/21/2023, 10:07am PST NEW
            Maker-Outer NT by FUCK 02/21/2023, 10:13am PST NEW
            PLEASE try to make the argument that 300 was a cerebral film! NT by Mischief Maker 02/21/2023, 10:34am PST NEW
                Re: PLEASE try to make the argument that 300 was a cerebral film! by laudablepuss 02/21/2023, 11:18am PST NEW
                It is a historical film, and history lives in the brain by B, it wasn't gay at all, 02/21/2023, 11:30am PST NEW
        Look, you can just say you don't like 300. by blackwater 03/08/2023, 2:04pm PST NEW
    Yoga is for lazy people who want to pass off napping as exercise NT by stretching is not a workout 03/13/2023, 2:19am PDT NEW
        I thought it was to trick chicks into wearing those pants by telling them it's NT by "spiritual". 03/13/2023, 4:25am PDT NEW
            That is the only reason men do it, yes NT by Women? Laziness as spirituality 03/13/2023, 4:49am PDT NEW
        Hot take, but I agree with it. Mmmm yoga pants NT by Dr. Foughtrough 03/13/2023, 9:25am PDT NEW
    Pansexuals deserve credit for beating bisexuals at their own game. NT by Injustice 04/03/2023, 12:12pm PDT NEW
    500 Miles by Droz 06/25/2023, 3:48pm PDT NEW
        Also less The Shining creep effect NT by I Hate Epic 06/25/2023, 5:02pm PDT NEW
    Henry Fonda was wrong in 12 Angry Men NT by beyond REASONABLE doubt 07/06/2023, 11:28am PDT NEW
    I'm all for marijuana legalization but wow does it make cities SMELL LIKE SHIT by Fuck off stoners 07/10/2023, 12:17pm PDT NEW
        This is a great point. by pinback 07/10/2023, 2:22pm PDT NEW
    Abortions should be legal on the basis of Stand Your Ground laws NT by George Zimmerfetus 07/12/2023, 1:29pm PDT NEW
        Only if we give them babies firearms jammed straight up a woman's CUNT NT by to make things fair 11/05/2023, 12:00pm PST NEW
    Charisma should be the divine casting stat. by Dream Cast 08/03/2023, 6:03pm PDT NEW
        Wisdom being a stat in a game people learn in their teen years was odd NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/03/2023, 9:04pm PDT NEW
        they're literally called "wandering charismatics" by laudablepuss 08/04/2023, 8:24am PDT NEW
            Willpower can pick up the slack from Constitution. by Dream Cast 08/04/2023, 9:09am PDT NEW
                Re: Willpower can pick up the slack from Constitution. by laudablepuss 08/04/2023, 10:09am PDT NEW
        Re: Charisma should be the divine casting stat. by laudablepuss 08/04/2023, 8:27am PDT NEW
    "People" delivered by C-section don't deserve rights. by Injustice 09/28/2023, 10:28pm PDT NEW
        So you're pro-abortion? NT by Mischief Maker 09/28/2023, 11:04pm PDT NEW
            I think those are different procedures? by Injustice 09/29/2023, 7:36pm PDT NEW
                Re: I think those are different procedures? by Yaris 09/29/2023, 8:08pm PDT NEW
    The only great Television track is Marquee Moon. by Injustice 10/12/2023, 11:44pm PDT NEW
        Does "Blank Generation" count? by Mysterio 10/13/2023, 6:42am PDT NEW
    "Deckbuilding Roguelike"s are to Indie Games what "Call of Shooty clones" are to NT by AAA games 10/14/2023, 7:31pm PDT NEW
        This was a good post. by pinback 11/05/2023, 2:31pm PST NEW
        Re: "Deckbuilding Roguelike"s are to Indie Games what "Call of Shooty clones" by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/06/2023, 8:01am PST NEW
    Star Fox 2 was a tech demo with an unsatisfying easy gameplay loop, ran NT by like shit and deserved cancellation 11/05/2023, 11:59am PST NEW
    Tears of the Kingdom is overrated and Breath of the Wild is the better game by Rafiki 11/06/2023, 8:40pm PST NEW
    The Jeffersons was a ripoff of The Jetsons. by Injustice 11/20/2023, 11:00pm PST NEW
        Sonic 3 Ice Cap Zone was a ripoff of the Jetzons! by Mysterio 06/13/2024, 10:27am PDT NEW
    There is no such thing as a good "turn your brain off" movie by duuurrrrrrr 01/05/2024, 7:28pm PST NEW
        I don't care for the expression, either, but the sentiment is usually just by "don't get hung up on the plot." 01/05/2024, 10:01pm PST NEW
            I think Cinema Sins is just a shitty content mill that doesn't care. by MM 01/05/2024, 10:03pm PST NEW
                No they really are that proudly nitpicky and stupid by duuurrrrrrr 01/06/2024, 9:04am PST NEW
                    Re: No they really are that proudly nitpicky and stupid by Feris 01/08/2024, 1:39pm PST NEW
    I have a "hot take" about the future of humanity. by Injustice 01/05/2024, 11:12pm PST NEW
        We don't use only 10% of our brains. That's a myth spread by pseudo-scientists NT by to make psychics sound plausible. 01/06/2024, 6:58am PST NEW
            On the contrary, I disagree. NT by Injustice 01/07/2024, 8:26pm PST NEW
    Japanese is a nationality, not a race. by Injustice 01/07/2024, 8:25pm PST NEW
        For completeness: by Injustice 01/07/2024, 8:52pm PST NEW
        "There are only three races recognized by sociology" glad they settled that by Mrs. Johnson's 5th Grade Science 01/08/2024, 7:13am PST NEW
            What is this, phrenology? by Injustice 01/08/2024, 9:46am PST NEW
                "Japs colonized Japan" Jesus how far back does this grievance mongering go NT by you're making me sympathize with a 01/08/2024, 1:06pm PST NEW
                    For the Ainu and Okinawans? About 150 years. NT by Injustice 01/08/2024, 2:13pm PST NEW
                        Thank god we fixed that, now that guy you know from high school rapes their NT by 12 year olds and gets shipped home 01/09/2024, 9:25am PST NEW
                    Maybe simple facts and history aren't "for you." NT by retards everywhere 01/09/2024, 7:27am PST NEW
            What's the problem here? NT by Vested Id 01/09/2024, 10:07am PST NEW
                Same. I don't understand this. NT by Feris 01/09/2024, 11:04am PST NEW
    The solution to trannies in women's sports is to make all sports coed by Glen or Glenda Davis 01/10/2024, 8:40pm PST NEW
        Re: The solution to trannies in women's sports is to make all sports coed by Mischief Maker 01/10/2024, 10:44pm PST NEW
            She is also insufferable. by Jesus Christ 01/11/2024, 10:03am PST NEW
                No one measures in cubits anymore, old man NT by Rafiki 01/11/2024, 8:09pm PST NEW
                    ok by I watched it again 01/11/2024, 8:39pm PST NEW
            Let him have his anecdotes NT by It's fine 01/11/2024, 10:16am PST NEW
        The solution is to stop telling kids that sports are important or interesting. NT by who gives a shit who plays what gam 01/11/2024, 5:40am PST NEW
            No, dude, they really care about women's sports. It's not a cover for bigotry! by Mischief Maker 01/11/2024, 9:36am PST NEW
                Re: No, dude, they really care about women's sports. It's not a cover for bigotr by It's fine 01/11/2024, 10:26am PST NEW
                    If hearing a classmate has 2 dads makes you fantasize about sucking cock NT by you're just gay. 01/11/2024, 10:30am PST NEW
                        What year is it? NT by Checks OP, oh it's 2001 01/11/2024, 11:21am PST NEW
                I can't read can you link a 4 hour long youtube essay breaking this down NT by Mysterio 01/11/2024, 1:25pm PST NEW
                    *whisper* No. NT by Rorschach 01/11/2024, 1:29pm PST NEW
                No doubt that it is by LamerGate 01/25/2024, 12:17pm PST NEW
            Do sportsball types know they are insufferable? NT by Do you? 01/11/2024, 10:00am PST NEW
                only as insufferable as people that pretend they're on football teams NT by they're not on 01/11/2024, 11:02am PST NEW
                    I think Wisconsinites who own Packers stock have that right. NT by Mischief Maker 01/11/2024, 11:18am PST NEW
                        fair NT by they are the good ones 01/11/2024, 12:14pm PST NEW
                    Since nobody does this or has ever done this NT by your post is shit 01/11/2024, 8:39pm PST NEW
    Tolkien should not have followed up LOTR with a prequel trilogy. NT by Injustice 01/14/2024, 12:35am PST NEW
    Regular Car Reviews no longer reviews regular cars and has descended into NT by generic jalopnik crap 01/22/2024, 6:36am PST NEW
        They did a Dodge Cummins 3 weeks ago NT by regular enough for 'Murica! 01/22/2024, 6:45am PST NEW
            He's said he's sick of domestic cars and is mostly doing exotics now. by Thats fine but Doug DeMuro does too 01/22/2024, 8:09am PST NEW
        Mr Regular is funny and clever when he talks in his regular voice by he talks less and less in regular v 01/25/2024, 1:14am PST NEW
            Re: Mr Regular is funny and clever when he talks in his regular voice by regular enough for 'Murica! 01/25/2024, 7:28am PST NEW
                Think he means Roman NT by Mysterio 01/25/2024, 9:14am PST NEW
    Shin Godzilla is a better movie than Minus One but Minus One is more relatable NT by to American audiences so got nommed 01/29/2024, 7:51am PST NEW
    Each version of Dune so far has had something the other ones lack by Mysterio 02/20/2024, 10:28am PST NEW
        I agree completely. NT by Geryk 02/20/2024, 10:42am PST NEW
    Larian is an AAA RPG developer, Owlcat is an indie RPG developer NT by Tencent owns 30% for fucks sake! 03/21/2024, 8:22am PDT NEW
        Shh! Non-indie-ID'ed games with gay stuff get "Go Woke Go Broke" review-bombed. NT by Mischief Maker 03/21/2024, 3:16pm PDT NEW
        Good for Tencent. NT by Tiananmen Square 4/15/1989 03/21/2024, 4:27pm PDT NEW
    Western CRPG 'romances' are mostly just sexual harassment simulators now by Mysterio 03/28/2024, 1:08pm PDT NEW
        Counterpoint: Devs don't give a shit bout reddit/tumblr complaints. They're just NT by maximizing market demo appeal. 03/28/2024, 2:11pm PDT NEW
            I'll cede the lesser point of market appeal while retaining the greater point NT by that it makes the characters vapid 03/28/2024, 2:32pm PDT NEW
                Hard to make deep characters when everything is mediated by a d20 CHA roll. NT by Ebert was Right. 03/28/2024, 3:00pm PDT NEW
    Connery was the 4th best Bond. NT by Plenty O'Pussy 04/02/2024, 12:07am PDT NEW
    "A computer is just a rock we tricked into thinking" is the pinnacleof stupidity by Niles 04/02/2024, 7:40am PDT NEW
        By that logic, we're just a pond that also got struck by lightning. by Injustice 04/02/2024, 10:18am PDT NEW
        wat by laudablepuss 04/02/2024, 10:22am PDT NEW
            Re: wat by Niles 04/02/2024, 2:38pm PDT NEW
    Larian appointg themselves "defender of industry integrity" is going to be funny NT by when they pull a CP RED eating shit 04/06/2024, 10:18pm PDT NEW
        CP Red "eating shit"? What? by Mysterio 05/09/2024, 9:54am PDT NEW
            Projekt RED having to go out and beg forgiveness to every media outlet was all by over the internet, dude. 06/09/2024, 6:14pm PDT NEW
                ??? by Mysterio 06/09/2024, 7:53pm PDT NEW
                    "Didn't apologize to anybody" by Remember this? 06/10/2024, 10:56am PDT NEW
    Chris Avellone is a highly talented writer who desperately needs an editor to by keep him on track 04/24/2024, 7:18am PDT NEW
        They're all just retreads of me by Old crone witch from Planescape 04/24/2024, 9:34am PDT NEW
    The worst Mr. Bean is better than the best Black Adder. NT by sorry 04/27/2024, 5:07am PDT NEW
    People keep mentioning Stanislav Petrov & Vasily Arkhipov because US Air force by got fake Soviet launch alarms daily 05/04/2024, 3:22pm PDT NEW
    Interest in celebrities is evidence of a worthless mind and life by DURRR DRAKE AN AN AN AN 05/09/2024, 9:53am PDT NEW
        If you care about celebrity gossip, you just might be an NPC NT by J'eff Foxwierthie 05/14/2024, 3:03pm PDT NEW
    OpenAI is a company staffed by over dramatic children. by Mysterio 05/15/2024, 5:05am PDT NEW
        I'm quitting again for the second time in 3 months by this hysterical dickwad 05/15/2024, 5:54am PDT NEW
            You're just jealous because no one wants you to quit your job. NT by Doctors, all. 05/15/2024, 8:46am PDT NEW
                Imaging improving the WORLD every time you speak. A reverse by Black Bolt 05/15/2024, 9:36am PDT NEW
                    More of these idiots quitting over Twitter today NT by Geryk 05/15/2024, 1:19pm PDT NEW
                        The way these guys suck each others dicks is pure cringe, too by this hysterical dickwad 05/15/2024, 7:16pm PDT NEW
                Where is the original "doctors, all" post/article? NT by archivist 05/15/2024, 10:35am PDT NEW
                    I think Qt3 NT by nobody goes there 05/15/2024, 11:22am PDT NEW
                        Also Ravenholm NT by laudablepuss 05/15/2024, 12:59pm PDT NEW
    Brett Beattie is not an actor, and he sure as shit does not deserve by double billing as Gimli 05/21/2024, 8:21pm PDT NEW
    Josh Sawyer insisting on Caesar with a hard K in New Vegas shows he knows just by enough to embarrass himself 05/27/2024, 6:08am PDT NEW
        Caesar wasn't an ancient Roman, he was a man who knew just enough to be dangerou by That was his character. 05/27/2024, 9:55am PDT NEW
            Icycalm? NT by Feris 05/27/2024, 9:59am PDT NEW
            but Arcade, Sawyers self-insert gay Gary Stu also said Caesar with a hard k NT by despite knowing better 05/27/2024, 7:57pm PDT NEW
                he was saying the guy's taken name the way the guy said it by pronounced MISTER-e-Oh 05/27/2024, 8:47pm PDT NEW
                    Arcade Gannon, hater of the Legion, still respects Caesars pronouns NT by Mysterio 05/27/2024, 9:17pm PDT NEW
        I'm dead certain everyone across the breadth of the roman empire pronounced it by exactly the same 05/27/2024, 7:14pm PDT NEW
    The first program in Tron that dies in the videogames deserved it. NT by He was a Savings & Loan program. 06/06/2024, 11:43pm PDT NEW
        He went out like a real one, though. by Fullofkittens 06/07/2024, 6:18am PDT NEW
            No, not Clu, this one: by MM 06/07/2024, 6:36am PDT NEW
                Yeah that guy would have killed Flynn in a heartbeat, he got what he deserved NT by Fullofkittens 06/09/2024, 8:24am PDT NEW
                    He took over the entire Centauri Republic so maybe your threat anal by ysis is off? 06/09/2024, 8:38pm PDT NEW
                        Oh wow, that WAS Peter Jurasik. Holy shit! NT by Mysterio 06/10/2024, 11:12am PDT NEW
                            Just like an S&L mortgage program to use mass drivers on the Narn homeworld. NT by MM 06/10/2024, 11:56am PDT NEW
    People who complain that books/shelves are too expensive and they prefer Tablets NT by are just coping poor mfers 06/13/2024, 10:07am PDT NEW
        Counterpoint: not being this fucking guy by Mischief Maker 06/13/2024, 10:45am PDT NEW
            Non-fiction I will definitely tablet but if you don't have a book of fiction by read or unread then you are boring 06/14/2024, 8:24am PDT NEW
        Good thing nobody complains about that. by Geryk 06/13/2024, 11:27am PDT NEW
            ....k NT by Jeez. 06/13/2024, 6:26pm PDT NEW
                Please stay. NT by Karmaboi 06/13/2024, 8:17pm PDT NEW
                Please stay. Thank you for contributing. NT by Modberg 06/14/2024, 8:48am PDT NEW
    People who say real sex isn't like porn are just out of shape NT by fatty fatty fatty xtra cheese 06/13/2024, 4:23pm PDT NEW
        Re: People who say real sex isn't like porn are just out of shape by Geryk 06/19/2024, 5:18pm PDT NEW
            Fatty detected! NT by Deploy ham net! 06/20/2024, 1:13am PDT NEW
                Stop posting. STOP POSTING. STOPPOSTINGSTOPPOSTINGOSTOAPTOISAJTOIWJFOIJQWEOIJFOP NT by Geryk 06/20/2024, 7:35am PDT NEW
                    It is shrieking out of control NT by is it the lack of gravy? 06/20/2024, 12:43pm PDT NEW
                        Re: It is shrieking out of control by Mysterio 06/20/2024, 1:55pm PDT NEW
                            sorry that was me I was shit-posting and forgot to turn it back to my name NT by Geryk 06/20/2024, 1:56pm PDT NEW
                                Hark! The herald fatty sings! NT by Gravy to the newborn king 06/20/2024, 4:00pm PDT NEW
    Scan visors have been a shit feature in every game they've ever been in by Rafiki 06/18/2024, 3:04pm PDT NEW

Bump this thread every time a CEO makes an ass of himself by Eury 06/16/2024, 7:16am PDT NEW

FABLE: almost good, but then less so. by Fussbett 09/04/2004, 2:43am PDT NEW
    Fable fucking sucked. by There's a hot take for ya, Fussbett 06/14/2024, 10:00pm PDT NEW
        Took you 19 whole years to come up with that one, huh? NT by Mischief Maker 06/14/2024, 10:21pm PDT NEW
            I just wanted to make sure he wasn't coming back. NT by There's a hot take for ya, Fussbett 06/15/2024, 10:00am PDT NEW

Give me your guess as to the most likely serial killer in Caltrops history NT by Dr. Foughtrough 06/07/2024, 9:46pm PDT NEW
    Re: Give me your guess as to the most likely serial killer in Caltrops history by Gaybos 06/07/2024, 10:11pm PDT NEW
    Senor Barborito, obv NT by E. L. Koba 06/14/2024, 2:55pm PDT NEW
        He already murdered the forum once. by Mischief Maker 06/14/2024, 3:21pm PDT NEW

IGN HAS ACQUIRED CALTROPS. LAYOFFS NEWS to follow by Mysterio Silverstein 05/21/2024, 4:10pm PDT NEW
    The following staff have been made redundant by Mysterio 05/21/2024, 4:43pm PDT NEW

Is this blog pretentious? by Brad D. Wardell 05/14/2024, 7:50pm PDT NEW

the earth will be destroyed in six to seven days NT by j 05/06/2024, 5:16pm PDT NEW
    No harm in breaking nine years of sobriety, then NT by P-SKSHHc dook-dook-dook-dook-dook 05/06/2024, 6:56pm PDT NEW
        reminds me of the MST3K of Devil Fish NT by laudablepuss 05/07/2024, 1:15pm PDT NEW
            To my shock, yes, I was in the middle of that episode when I posted by P-SKSHHc dook-dook-dook-dook-dook 05/09/2024, 8:07pm PDT NEW
                haha NT by laudablepuss 05/10/2024, 2:05am PDT NEW
    no no, the Earth will be DEVOURED in 5-6 days (now) NT by laudablepuss 05/07/2024, 1:14pm PDT NEW
        This happened btw, but now we'll be digested over the next 1000 years by laudablepuss 05/14/2024, 11:57am PDT NEW

Bicyclists are Assholes. by Mischief Maker 01/28/2013, 2:41pm PST NEW
    Was this the east side of town or the west? Just curious. NT by laudablepuss 01/28/2013, 3:00pm PST NEW
        Downtown. Students. NT by Mischief Maker 01/28/2013, 3:04pm PST NEW
    More Bicycle Assholery. by Mischief Maker 01/28/2013, 3:14pm PST NEW
        Probably why communism requires a dictator. :( NT by laudablepuss 01/28/2013, 3:19pm PST NEW
    Re: Bicyclists are Assholes. by fabio 01/28/2013, 4:25pm PST NEW
        douche off by fabio 01/28/2013, 4:34pm PST NEW
            The basketball guy NT by Fullofkittens 01/28/2013, 7:21pm PST NEW
        Said someone by Who never rides a bike 07/30/2014, 4:59pm PDT NEW
            threaded forums are sure hard by laudablepuss 07/31/2014, 9:04am PDT NEW
    If your car was steamroller you'd complain it's too slow, gets shitty gas miles NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 01/28/2013, 10:38pm PST NEW
    Nothing beats San Francisco/Bay Area bikers by Arbit 01/29/2013, 12:36pm PST NEW
    Ha-ha! by Mischief Maker 02/08/2013, 6:35pm PST NEW
    Therapy by justified homicide 02/27/2013, 8:26pm PST NEW
        Best video I have ever seen. NT by Souffle of Pain 02/27/2013, 9:24pm PST NEW
        another by death threat depreciation 11/29/2014, 10:58pm PST NEW
        More Critical Mass assholes by fuckers 09/14/2015, 4:01pm PDT NEW
            Even funnier, it was a ZIPCAR NT by the poster child for going CARLESS 09/14/2015, 10:20pm PDT NEW
    More assholes by fabio 03/01/2013, 5:21pm PST NEW
    Re: Bicyclists are Assholes. by Roop 03/01/2013, 11:06pm PST NEW
        "I should have killed him when I had the chance. He'd be dead now." -Breaking Aw NT by ay Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/02/2013, 12:20am PST NEW
            You could turn it all around in an instant--and become instantly wheelchair cool by Roop 03/02/2013, 4:05am PST NEW
    Come to think of it by withheld 03/03/2013, 2:51pm PST NEW
        damn by withheld 04/03/2013, 10:24pm PDT NEW
    ASSHOLES by withheld 04/05/2013, 12:17pm PDT NEW
        "Poverty Tourists" I like that! I'm gonna use that in the future. by Mischief Mixer 04/05/2013, 12:47pm PDT NEW
    So I tried to rent a bike by fuckers 05/16/2013, 9:50am PDT NEW
        See my previous post about the red bikes by Mischief Maker 05/16/2013, 10:41am PDT NEW
            There's only 2 reasons for this as far as I can tell by fuckers 05/16/2013, 11:09am PDT NEW
                Ah Yes, a little of the ol' bilk and milk! NT by Worm 05/16/2013, 1:23pm PDT NEW
        Holy shit. Zipcar is like $74 a day NT by Entropy Stew 05/16/2013, 11:59am PDT NEW
            and we're less than $1000 NT by limos 05/16/2013, 2:24pm PDT NEW
    Asshole bicyclist takes matters into his own hands by asshole 05/29/2013, 3:01am PDT NEW
        Ballcap+sunglasses over balaclava sets new standard for all douchebags. NT by fucking newbie 05/29/2013, 5:19am PDT NEW
        "Thieves bring out the worst in this city" by Worm 05/29/2013, 6:21am PDT NEW
    Assholes x14 by Mischief Maker 07/20/2013, 5:48pm PDT NEW
        The whole bike taxi trend is obnoxious by fuckers 07/24/2013, 7:53pm PDT NEW
    Felony Manslaughter by laudablepuss 07/24/2013, 11:13am PDT NEW
        The victim was jaywalking so they cancel each other out, your honor! NT by MM 07/24/2013, 4:09pm PDT NEW
    The only people worse than cyclists are motorists. by Jerry Whorebach 07/24/2013, 1:12pm PDT NEW
        Re: The only people worse than cyclists are motorists. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/24/2013, 2:24pm PDT NEW
            Knock on Wood.. . by ICJ 07/24/2013, 7:14pm PDT NEW
        Being a rider made me a better driver by Entropy Stew 07/25/2013, 11:00am PDT NEW
            It literally gives you spider-sense by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 07/26/2013, 12:52am PDT NEW
                Shortly after I started riding I nearly ended up in an SUV's grille by Entropy Stew 07/26/2013, 6:53am PDT NEW
    Simply touching a bike gives total ownership of the road. by Mischief Maker 09/10/2013, 6:11pm PDT NEW
    So I've started biking to work by fabio 07/27/2014, 11:26pm PDT NEW
        Sidewalks by Fullofkittens 07/28/2014, 3:45am PDT NEW
        Absolutely correct by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/28/2014, 7:16am PDT NEW
            Per your request... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/28/2014, 1:34pm PDT NEW
                "Denver Be Bikes" NT by god 07/28/2014, 2:25pm PDT NEW
                    Can you make all your posts with a high-end ASCII character please? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/28/2014, 5:38pm PDT NEW
        Re: So I've started biking to work by laudablepuss 07/28/2014, 3:10pm PDT NEW
            Re: So I've started biking to work by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/28/2014, 5:39pm PDT NEW
                My bike store guy by Fullofkittens 07/28/2014, 6:01pm PDT NEW
        The roads in the US just aren't designed for bicycles. by blackwater 08/01/2014, 1:25am PDT NEW
            I might have bought this before I started biking myself by fabio 08/01/2014, 11:38pm PDT NEW
                Yep. I drive really slow, in the ultra-fast lane... because... by blackwater 08/02/2014, 8:48am PDT NEW
                    Re: Yep. I drive really slow, in the ultra-fast lane... because... by Fullofkittens 09/27/2014, 6:59pm PDT NEW
        More encounters with the bicyclist menace by fabio 08/05/2014, 6:06am PDT NEW
            They really are garbage human beings. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/13/2014, 11:21am PDT NEW
                "Utterly amazed that they don't, as a culture, stop" NT by THE ETERNAL CYCLIST 07/16/2017, 1:05pm PDT NEW
    Over here it's not that big of a problem, at least not out here in the sticks by Eurotrash 08/02/2014, 1:02am PDT NEW
    Douchebag saxophonist and competitive cyclist renders mother braindead in NY by WITTGENSTEIN 09/21/2014, 6:01am PDT NEW
    Re: Bicyclists are Assholes. by Mischief Maker 09/29/2016, 6:53am PDT NEW
        Re: Bicyclists are Assholes. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/29/2016, 9:02am PDT NEW
            I suggest we bring back the pillory by Public Bikehole Punishment 10/01/2016, 1:27pm PDT NEW
    Another bicyclist gets what he deserves by Car Owner, "Thought Leader" 07/15/2017, 11:42pm PDT NEW
        Be honest, how many times did everyone replay the impact? NT by mine was 18 07/16/2017, 6:41am PDT NEW
        Only twice! by buy satisfying :DDD 07/16/2017, 1:01pm PDT NEW
    100% Agree!!! Any reasonable adult would just mount their bike to a car and NT by drive it to a fucking bike trail. 07/16/2017, 8:32pm PDT NEW
        Yeah, cuz the bike commuter assholes who we're complaining about are the same NT by As recreational trail bikers 07/16/2017, 10:59pm PDT NEW
        "and drive it off a cliff" NT by THE ETERNAL CYCLIST 07/16/2017, 11:07pm PDT NEW
            I heard the eternal footman, bought himself a bike to race. NT by Tori Amos 07/16/2017, 11:35pm PDT NEW
        Hey it's the VR guy! by Hi, VR guy! 07/16/2017, 11:35pm PDT NEW
            Unless you guys are being ironically anti-cyclist here, I'm pretty sure all I NT by did was agree with the OP. 07/17/2017, 1:18am PDT NEW
                Three exclamation points causes the sarcasm detector to trigger NT by laudablepuss 07/17/2017, 11:38am PDT NEW
                    He who disobeys The Automobile, PBUH, will be punished NT by Death to the cycle-sympathizers!!! 07/17/2017, 10:10pm PDT NEW
            That wasn't me. Wow guys, don't lose your minds about someone being optimistic. NT by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/18/2017, 8:52am PDT NEW
                The word you're looking for is "passive aggressive" NT by fag 07/18/2017, 9:08am PDT NEW
                    We were thinking more "deluded" by Caltrops judges 07/18/2017, 9:17am PDT NEW
                    Oh no, was someone with a different opinion "passive aggressive" in tone to you? by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/18/2017, 10:13pm PDT NEW
                        It's not MY fault you cretins are too blind to appreciate THE FUTURE! NT by oh no muh opinions!!! 07/19/2017, 6:22am PDT NEW
                            I really upset you this much? NT by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/19/2017, 10:30am PDT NEW
                                He doesn't seem upset to me. Are you upset? Maybe you're upset NT by STRAWNMOWER MAN 07/19/2017, 11:22am PDT NEW
                                    He seemed upset to me, yes. But I'm sure you know him better, so fair enough. NT by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/19/2017, 12:01pm PDT NEW
                                        Could someone link a video of a car plowing through this subthread? NT by Mysterioso 07/19/2017, 12:02pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Could someone link a video of a car plowing through this subthread? by Sure 07/21/2017, 8:23am PDT NEW
                                I am laughing at you filling your pants with futurist poo, you dummy. NT by "umad?" that's all you got? 07/19/2017, 12:09pm PDT NEW
                                    I also have optimism about the future of VR, but that seems too much for you. NT by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/19/2017, 3:24pm PDT NEW
                                        a case of mistaken identity by Mysterio, "The Cyclist Terminator" 07/19/2017, 9:36pm PDT NEW
                                    Let's all enjoy Fussbett's classic post on futurists by hoverboard 07/19/2017, 7:41pm PDT NEW
                                        Fussbett's outlook is admirable NT by Mysterio, "The Cyclist Terminator" 07/19/2017, 9:33pm PDT NEW
                                        Speculating on 1 or 2 upcoming generations of video games is being a futurist? by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/20/2017, 11:34pm PDT NEW
                        In the future I'll be accused of cyber bullying. NT by Nostradamus 07/19/2017, 7:26am PDT NEW
    "Fixie" Enthusiast, Murderer by Chillum 08/16/2017, 1:15pm PDT NEW
    Is it alright to hate on street joggers under this thread as well, or should I NT by start up another one? thank you. 08/17/2017, 5:10am PDT NEW
        Post funny stories wherever! This thread is good, either way is fine NT by laudablepuss 08/17/2017, 3:57pm PDT NEW
        Why bother hating on joggers? NT by They're destroying their knees 08/18/2017, 11:12am PDT NEW
            ^confirmed fatty NT by activate capture net 08/20/2017, 5:55pm PDT NEW
    Yeah, fuck people who don't want to drive a gas-guzzler by - "Caltrops", thought leader 08/17/2017, 3:49pm PDT NEW
        Please put your pants back on, crazy NT by laudablepuss 08/17/2017, 3:58pm PDT NEW
    Bicyclists ARE assholes. Well not all of them but, you know. by deep illiom 08/18/2017, 10:36pm PDT NEW
    Exhibit #751-A by Mysterio 07/15/2018, 10:53am PDT NEW
        Re: Exhibit #751-A by good so far 09/10/2018, 12:36pm PDT NEW
    What's up with hopping a lane to the left to turn right? by Ichabod 11/15/2020, 9:40am PST NEW
        Re: What's up with hopping a lane to the left to turn right? by pinback 11/15/2020, 10:29am PST NEW
    oh my GOD by Mysterio 03/21/2021, 7:22pm PDT NEW
        How did he not get clotheslined? I'm reflexively clotheslining him right now. NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/21/2021, 7:40pm PDT NEW
    Councilwoman DeGise cleans up the streets of New Jersey by Roop 08/01/2022, 12:31pm PDT NEW
        See how long it takes them to say that the bicyclist ran a red light. Count by the minutes 08/01/2022, 7:48pm PDT NEW
            You can see her, with both hands on the wheel, staring straight ahead NT by driving with purpose 08/01/2022, 8:50pm PDT NEW
            ya caint just hit someone and drive off. ya just caint NT by pinback 08/02/2022, 4:15am PDT NEW
                Two rules of cycle collisions: never remove the helmet NT by and always "swing through" 08/02/2022, 9:57am PDT NEW
    Just saw one run a red light by assholes 10/06/2022, 11:59am PDT NEW
    The Bikeshare bikes are now an absolute menace in my town by assholes 10/06/2022, 12:15pm PDT NEW
    ICJ have you seen one stop at a light/sign YET? NT by assholes 10/13/2022, 5:15pm PDT NEW
    Re: Bicyclists are Assholes. But how are motorisysz? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/14/2022, 5:31am PDT NEW
        What is a motorisysz? Are you some kind of RUSSIAN BOT? by Caltrops Misinformation Department 10/14/2022, 3:38pm PDT NEW
            Re: What is a motorisysz? Are you some kind of RUSSIAN BOT? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/16/2022, 7:00am PDT NEW
    strobing headlights by assholes 04/27/2024, 8:04pm PDT NEW

we need a thread for anti-americanism by happy the dog 04/24/2024, 2:47pm PDT NEW
    We run everything, invent everything, defend everything and win every olympics by You're welcome 04/24/2024, 2:55pm PDT NEW

All "sci fi" with magic mind powers is F tier by laudablepuss 04/14/2024, 7:55am PDT NEW
    Sorry this was supposed to be under the hot takes thread. Ffff NT by laudablepuss 04/14/2024, 7:56am PDT NEW
    Re: All "sci fi" with magic mind powers is F tier by MM 04/14/2024, 7:58am PDT NEW
        that guy makes my position sound a little less awesome by laudablepuss 04/14/2024, 8:13am PDT NEW
            Isn't this just a statement of preference for "hard sci fi?" NT by Fullofkittens 04/14/2024, 8:15am PDT NEW
                No NT by laudablepuss 04/14/2024, 8:23am PDT NEW
                    It's like Harry Potter wands instead of tricorders. It's NOT SCI-FI AT ALL NT by laudablepuss 04/14/2024, 8:27am PDT NEW
            Blame L.Ron Hubbard. NT by Mischief Maker 04/14/2024, 12:41pm PDT NEW
                Ok *stops blaming the jews* NT by laudablepuss 04/14/2024, 1:40pm PDT NEW
                    JEWS: NOBLAME NT by Mysterio 04/15/2024, 10:57am PDT NEW
            Most notable in Looper (2012) by Remember Looper 04/14/2024, 5:53pm PDT NEW
                Love me some LOOPER. NT by lololololololololol 04/14/2024, 7:26pm PDT NEW
    What about mind powers that make time freeze so you can have sex with people? by You seem pretty fond of those. 04/14/2024, 8:50am PDT NEW
    The stupidest fucking sci-fi allegory of all time is "robots are the underclass" by fuck an Animatrix 04/15/2024, 11:15pm PDT NEW
        That's literally the origin of the word. by Mischief Maker 04/16/2024, 2:12am PDT NEW
            So it was last relevant over 100 years ago NT by cool 04/16/2024, 8:47am PDT NEW
                riiiiight NT by laudablepuss 04/16/2024, 9:01am PDT NEW
                    I am! Thanks for asking! by cool 04/16/2024, 10:40pm PDT NEW
                        Re: I am! Thanks for asking! by MM 04/16/2024, 10:54pm PDT NEW
                        Re: I am! Thanks for asking! by Jack Bauer 04/17/2024, 6:43am PDT NEW
                It was last ORIGINAL 100 years ago. by blackwater 04/17/2024, 12:39am PDT NEW
                    Still skimming after all these years, MischiefMaker? NT by You're BAD at READING. STOP. 04/17/2024, 8:02am PDT NEW
                        I am EVERYONE! NT by Mischief All-Maker 04/17/2024, 8:23am PDT NEW
            Ideology fight: Robots as Marxist critique of capital vs robots as BLACK SLAVES NT by A brawl is surely brewing! 04/16/2024, 12:10pm PDT NEW
                "By gaining possession of the factory we have become masters of everything." NT by Robots seizing the means of product 04/16/2024, 1:46pm PDT NEW
            Smart fella NT by Wow 04/16/2024, 12:12pm PDT NEW
        "Are they sentient" NT by "That's not the point!" 04/16/2024, 1:43pm PDT NEW
        I agree with you. NT by Feris 04/16/2024, 3:39pm PDT NEW
    There was a lot of new-agey stuff in the 1970s that always had telepaths by blackwater 04/17/2024, 12:37am PDT NEW

Who is this? by Fussbett 04/16/2008, 6:00pm PDT NEW
    Google "Fred Durst" "Einstein Tattoo" to find out! NT by Last 04/16/2008, 6:07pm PDT NEW
    It can't be durst, he doesn't have a red backwards hat. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/16/2008, 6:08pm PDT NEW
    Billy Bob Thornton? by Choson 04/16/2008, 6:58pm PDT NEW
        Update: Correct?! by Fussbett 07/11/2008, 11:50am PDT NEW
            Update 2 by Fussbett 01/14/2009, 10:32pm PST NEW
            I missed this before by mark 01/14/2009, 11:00pm PST NEW
        BBT is sensitive about his music by Choson 04/08/2009, 6:51pm PDT NEW
            Lets embed that shit! by Fussbett 04/08/2009, 8:16pm PDT NEW
                Re: Lets embed that shit! by Jerry Whorebach 04/08/2009, 8:34pm PDT NEW
                    Your sarcasm just shows you're not a "musical historian" like Billy Bob. NT by Fussbett 04/09/2009, 12:49am PDT NEW
                This video is required watching. He's not being treated as well as Tom Petty. NT by Fussbett 04/08/2009, 8:36pm PDT NEW
                    Yes, it is required. This is truly uncomfortable. NT by Zsenitan 04/09/2009, 5:47am PDT NEW
                        Re: Yes, it is required. This is truly uncomfortable. by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/09/2009, 11:04am PDT NEW
    More to the point... by Mischief Maker 04/16/2008, 9:08pm PDT NEW
        Fred deserves it. NT by Quétinbec 04/16/2008, 11:32pm PDT NEW
    Who is this? Part II by Fussbett 05/17/2008, 2:40pm PDT NEW
        Courtney Love? NT by Last 05/17/2008, 2:56pm PDT NEW
        William H. Macy & Carlos Mencia NT by E. L. Koba 05/17/2008, 2:58pm PDT NEW
        Hole-eeeee fuck. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/17/2008, 3:03pm PDT NEW
        The mystery of what breast implants look like after you die, revealed NT by I need clarification 05/17/2008, 6:14pm PDT NEW
        Pennywise? NT by Rafiki 05/17/2008, 9:09pm PDT NEW
        Who is this? Part II: Part II by Fussbett 06/22/2008, 11:37pm PDT NEW
        I was gonna do this one but it turns out she's already been a guest on Who Is Th by I need clarification 02/09/2009, 9:03pm PST NEW
    Who is this? pt III by Who is this 06/19/2008, 12:55pm PDT NEW
        Steve Guttenburg? NT by Last 06/19/2008, 6:17pm PDT NEW
            Hey! Alright! Someone posted as me! by Last 06/19/2008, 11:20pm PDT NEW
        Fuck, I love the Who Is This? game. NT by Fussbett 06/19/2008, 6:18pm PDT NEW
        Do you think he got a full twenty for posing like he was gonna punch the camera? NT by Worm 06/19/2008, 9:20pm PDT NEW
    Ponder Y. Sobald NT by in person 06/23/2008, 3:04pm PDT NEW
    Who is this? Pt IV? by I need clarification 12/13/2008, 5:50pm PST NEW
        Diana Ross? NT by Mischief Maker 12/13/2008, 6:33pm PST NEW
        Man, R. Kelly has really let himself go NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 12/13/2008, 6:50pm PST NEW
        Bizorro! NT by Bodybag 12/13/2008, 8:19pm PST NEW
        Diane Pernet NT by Zsenitan 12/13/2008, 10:33pm PST NEW
        Hamburglar NT by Rafiki 12/14/2008, 12:26am PST NEW
            "Rubble Rubble!" (said as he's rubbing a young boy's cock) NT by TOO ASHAMED TO REVEAL 01/15/2009, 3:04pm PST NEW
    Who is this? Part V by Fussbett 01/14/2009, 10:15pm PST NEW
        menwholooklikeoldlesbians.com NT by Zsenitan 01/15/2009, 9:28am PST NEW
        Phil Spector NT by Choson 01/15/2009, 10:05am PST NEW
        Edna Mode? NT by Last 01/15/2009, 10:09am PST NEW
        Guy didn't do shit for Avon or Marlo NT by Rafiki 01/15/2009, 11:32am PST NEW
        Martin Short forgetting to take off his Jiminy Glick fatsuit NT by Fortinbras 01/15/2009, 1:52pm PST NEW
        WHO ARE YOU?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by I need clarification 01/15/2009, 3:40pm PST NEW
            OMG the "Who is This?" thread finally became sentient! NT by Fussbett 01/15/2009, 3:55pm PST NEW
    Who is This? Part VI by Fussbett 01/16/2009, 12:11pm PST NEW
        Re: Who is This? Part VI by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/16/2009, 12:56pm PST NEW
            Do you really want to hurt me? YES. NT by Fortinbras 01/16/2009, 6:28pm PST NEW
                I WOULDN'T Tumble For You! NT by Girl George 01/17/2009, 12:32am PST NEW
        Palpatine NT by Zsenitan 01/17/2009, 1:13pm PST NEW
    Who is this? Pt VII! by I need clarification 01/18/2009, 9:47pm PST NEW
        The Dude abides. NT by Mischief Maker 01/18/2009, 9:48pm PST NEW
        Jake Busey NT by E. L. Koba 01/18/2009, 11:16pm PST NEW
        Who this is? Joaquin Phoenix by I need clarification 01/22/2009, 11:57am PST NEW
            WTF is up with the hole in his crotch? :( :( by laudablepuss 01/23/2009, 5:23pm PST NEW
                a LITTLE something indeed NT by Yukyuk comics inc. 01/23/2009, 6:19pm PST NEW
            Re: Who this is? Joaquin Phoenix by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/24/2009, 12:14am PST NEW
                That was supposedly his last movie by Siskel and Ebert 01/24/2009, 11:19pm PST NEW
                    brian deplolma sucks NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/25/2009, 4:06am PST NEW
                    I liked James Gray's commentary track for The Yards by Jerry Whorebach 03/30/2009, 2:38am PDT NEW
    Who is this? PT XIII *Advanced Edition* by bombMexico 01/24/2009, 10:24pm PST NEW
        a New Orleans Saints fan NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/24/2009, 11:09pm PST NEW
        No no no no no nonononononononononononononononono!! NT by I need clarification 01/25/2009, 9:46am PST NEW
            i think my parents should call your parents and ask why I CANT PLAY TOO :( by bombMexico 01/25/2009, 12:02pm PST NEW
                HINT by Fussbett 01/25/2009, 12:51pm PST NEW
                    I AM AN UNSTOPPABLE JUGGERNAUT! by Mischief Maker 01/25/2009, 2:36pm PST NEW
                        Crap. That didn't include the right joke. by Mischief Maker 01/25/2009, 2:48pm PST NEW
                        Is anyone going to watch this? Anyone? NT by Caltrops Nielson board 01/25/2009, 4:30pm PST NEW
                            You do realize posting as an anonyfag deflates any burn potential, right? NT by Mischief Intimidator 01/25/2009, 6:23pm PST NEW
                                You seemed very unburned, hmmm yes NT by Unwatched Youtube count 01/25/2009, 7:32pm PST NEW
                                    You don't spell it with an "o," dumbass. NT by Mischief Intimidator 01/26/2009, 3:36am PST NEW
                    o i see. Changing topics: Overprotective much? by bombMexico 01/25/2009, 3:27pm PST NEW
                        Apology not accepted NT by I need clarification 01/25/2009, 9:34pm PST NEW
                        If there's too much pop culture in this thread, go ahead and post historical peo NT by Fussbett 01/25/2009, 11:21pm PST NEW
            Re: No no no no no nonononononononononononononononono!! NT by This was the answer. - Last 01/25/2009, 12:05pm PST NEW
        bombMexico NT by Worm 01/25/2009, 11:50am PST NEW
    Who is This? Part VIII by Fussbett 02/26/2009, 3:00am PST NEW
        g) david lee roth, h) roddy piper NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/26/2009, 3:06am PST NEW
        brando... REBORN NT by up with pod people 02/26/2009, 7:06am PST NEW
        It's (f)at NT by Val Kilmer 02/26/2009, 9:28am PST NEW
        Bret Michaels NT by Fortinbras 03/30/2009, 6:21pm PDT NEW
    I've got one! by Quétinbec 04/01/2009, 4:17am PDT NEW
        What happens when a man goes through his own portal ^_^ NT by Gordon Downie 04/01/2009, 4:45am PDT NEW
        James Randi NT by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 5:57am PDT NEW
            He was just banned from youtube. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 6:51am PDT NEW
                Yes that's why he is looking forlorn in an airport. It is the fault of the relig by ious right (rethuglikkkans.) - Z 04/01/2009, 6:55am PDT NEW
                    not many republicans are into fucking yoga voodoo mysticism or divining, that's NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/01/2009, 7:03am PDT NEW
                        That is true, most of them are liberals (also, okra). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 7:04am PDT NEW
                            Yeah the enormous liberal population of dowsers and mystics WAIT by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 7:35am PDT NEW
                                Political people (psh) you tell them one thing and they can only process it thro by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 7:53am PDT NEW
                                sounds like someone had their sacred cow trampled NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/01/2009, 9:10am PDT NEW
                                    Yes that someone was you (inability to think rationally and objectively = classi NT by c rethuglikkkan) -Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 9:20am PDT NEW
                                        On the contrary, you. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 9:34am PDT NEW
                                            Sorry about how hard I owned you. It was a few posts back, maybe you should by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 9:49am PDT NEW
                                                He was kicked off because of political correctness actually. 8( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 9:51am PDT NEW
                                                    He was kicked off for criticising intelligent design fanatics (i.e. republicans) NT by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 9:52am PDT NEW
                                                        Neat, and your claim was he never criticizes lieburral beliefs, but he does. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 10:05am PDT NEW
                                                            No, my claim is that rethuglikkans kicked him off youtube by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 10:19am PDT NEW
                                                                Deflecting from the original point. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 10:28am PDT NEW
                                                                    I wonder if you have read any posts in this thread. Probably.... not. NT by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 10:32am PDT NEW
                                                                        zsneni, sacred cow NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/01/2009, 10:45am PDT NEW
                                                                            Sock puppet, classic right-wing dittohead move NT by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 11:13am PDT NEW
                                                                                Look out for sexy taurens. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 11:21am PDT NEW
                                                                                zsnensini doesn't know what a sock puppet is or means NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/01/2009, 1:14pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    IT'S WHEN THE BIKE SEAT GOES ALL THE WAY UP YOUR ASS IN FRONT OF TRUCKERS WHO WA NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 1:21pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    Who knew Sifl here was a repubican? Anyone? Anyone? NT by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 1:29pm PDT NEW
                                                                                        On a purely technical level, the correct answer is "no one." NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 1:51pm PDT NEW
                                                                                        Like most Republicans, the Bush years have shamed him into identifying as by Libertarian/Independant these days. 04/01/2009, 1:54pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            I didn't know Jso or I ever posted our political affiliation here. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 2:06pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                jhoh is correct here, zsneini is still totally wrong NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/01/2009, 2:07pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    This is true (borthor). ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 2:14pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    The only reason you aren't republicans legally is because not even the Michigan by Republican Party wants you. -Z 04/01/2009, 2:15pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                        You listen to ruhs limbaw, that makes you more republican than us. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 2:37pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                            Way to be welfare republicans (like all other republicans, more money from libe) NT by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 3:25pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                You're welcome. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 3:28pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    The site is so much better without these two autistic wastes of space. NT by Kirahu Nagasawa 02/11/2023, 4:28pm PST NEW
                                                            Re: Neat, and your claim was he never criticizes lieburral beliefs, but he does. by Tricknology 04/01/2009, 2:27pm PDT NEW
                                                                Here's something perhaps we can all agree on. by laudablepuss 04/01/2009, 3:03pm PDT NEW
                    Republican republicans. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 7:10am PDT NEW
        I was going to say Jordan Rudess but the answer is in the link. NT by Fullofkittens 04/01/2009, 6:21am PDT NEW
            Where the answer actually is: by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/01/2009, 9:36am PDT NEW
                KAISER SOZE? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 9:39am PDT NEW
                    Fair enough. by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/01/2009, 10:54am PDT NEW
                        Yes, the correct answer is the homosexual Michael Stipe. A great man. NT by Quétinbec 04/01/2009, 9:15pm PDT NEW
    WHO IS THIS??! Ladies Only edition! by Zsenitan 04/02/2009, 1:46pm PDT NEW
        that has got to be bjork NT by up with pod people 04/02/2009, 2:02pm PDT NEW
            There's an egg under there NT by Entropy Stew 04/02/2009, 2:26pm PDT NEW
            Hey, I give the answers around here. NT by Last 04/02/2009, 7:48pm PDT NEW
        Those glasses are way too tame for Yoko. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/02/2009, 2:42pm PDT NEW
        Carrie-Anne Moss? NT by Fortinbras 04/02/2009, 3:05pm PDT NEW
        One wonders what treasure she's bringing home in that shopping bag. by Fussbett 04/02/2009, 5:15pm PDT NEW
            definitely a demo recording by up with pod people 04/02/2009, 8:23pm PDT NEW
    Who is this? Back to Men's Edition by I need clarification 04/02/2009, 7:42pm PDT NEW
        Miley Cyrus ten years from now NT by Last 04/03/2009, 6:05am PDT NEW
        Kirstie Alley NT by Fortinbras 04/03/2009, 9:41am PDT NEW
        The woman from Third Rock From the Sun NT by Choson 04/03/2009, 10:47am PDT NEW
            saw it coming NT by gruman 04/03/2009, 10:51am PDT NEW
        Terl NT by Zsenitan 04/03/2009, 11:30am PDT NEW
        Anna Paquin in Rogue: the Childbearing Years NT by up with pod people 04/03/2009, 12:19pm PDT NEW
        A) apparently by Bananadine 04/05/2009, 6:19pm PDT NEW
    Who is this: Men's Edition? Women's? by Rafiki 05/05/2009, 9:47am PDT NEW
        Totally shared this pic set on my reader rss so all my loyal readers already kno NT by Zsenitan 05/05/2009, 10:55am PDT NEW
    Who is this? Part XIII by Fussbett 05/11/2009, 5:09pm PDT NEW
        Yeah, she was large on SNL recently. NT by Last 05/11/2009, 5:50pm PDT NEW
        four more bears NT by gruman 05/11/2009, 8:43pm PDT NEW
        Sam Kinnison NT by Fortinbras 05/12/2009, 1:00pm PDT NEW
            Kinison. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/12/2009, 1:05pm PDT NEW
                F-U-C-K Y-O-U NT by Fortinbras 05/12/2009, 3:42pm PDT NEW
        Meat Loaf is two words. *nodding with pipe in face* NT by laudablepuss 05/12/2009, 4:00pm PDT NEW
    Who is this? Part XIV by Fussbett 05/26/2009, 8:13pm PDT NEW
        Marilyn Manson will never win back Dita Von Teese looking like that =/ NT by Fortinbras 05/26/2009, 8:21pm PDT NEW
        Kathy Najimy NT by Zsenitan 05/26/2009, 8:36pm PDT NEW
            Really? She was so hot on Veronica's Closet :( NT by Whoa, deja vu. 05/26/2009, 10:08pm PDT NEW
        A young Palpatine NT by Entropy Stew 05/26/2009, 8:49pm PDT NEW
        Nic Cage's son (AKA "Nic Cage's son") NT by I need clarification 05/26/2009, 9:21pm PDT NEW
    Who Is This? Part XV by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 07/17/2009, 5:50pm PDT NEW
        Last's Baby Mama NT by Fortinbras 07/17/2009, 8:17pm PDT NEW
    Who is this? Part XVI by Fussbett 08/19/2009, 12:45am PDT NEW
        Steven Tyler NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/19/2009, 1:51am PDT NEW
            Holy shit, it is Steven Tyler! I thought I was joking :( by Jerry Whorebach 11/09/2009, 4:55pm PST NEW
                Re: Holy shit, it is Steven Tyler! I thought I was joking :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/09/2009, 4:59pm PST NEW
        Crazy Frog? NT by Last 08/19/2009, 8:17am PDT NEW
        rachel zoe NT by up with pod people 08/19/2009, 8:20am PDT NEW
        Mary Kate Olsen NT by Zsenitan 08/19/2009, 10:09am PDT NEW
    Who Is This? Part XVII by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/23/2009, 12:31am PDT NEW
        Prince Harry of Wales NT by Fortinbras 08/23/2009, 12:57am PDT NEW
        Oh wait, it says on his nametag NT by Fortinbras 08/23/2009, 12:59am PDT NEW
        caveman train conductor NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/23/2009, 1:01am PDT NEW
            The Slack-Jawed Yokel Express NT by Fortinbras 08/23/2009, 1:03am PDT NEW
        MRIIIIIUH NT by up with pod people 08/23/2009, 4:15am PDT NEW
        Dakey Dunn NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/23/2009, 5:21am PDT NEW
        A screen capture from Just One of the Guys on Blu-Ray NT by Rafiki 08/23/2009, 10:26am PDT NEW
    Who is this? Part XVIII by I need clarification 09/02/2009, 10:49am PDT NEW
        haha I know this one but let's call him seth rogen NT by up with pod people 09/02/2009, 10:51am PDT NEW
        Levi Johnston? NT by Last 09/02/2009, 10:56am PDT NEW
            Levi Johnston is still lean and hungry. by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/02/2009, 12:12pm PDT NEW
                point is you want to see his junk NT by gruman 09/02/2009, 12:27pm PDT NEW
        IMG SRC=spoiler :( NT by Ray of Light 09/02/2009, 12:57pm PDT NEW
    Part XIX by E. L. Koba 10/19/2009, 8:52am PDT NEW
        Rudy Giuliani? NT by Entropy Stew 10/19/2009, 9:49am PDT NEW
        sigourney weaver post jaw reduction (but seriously folks) by up with pod people 10/19/2009, 9:54am PDT NEW
        My eyes are too sad to cry. NT by Fullofkittens 10/19/2009, 10:31am PDT NEW
            Re: My eyes are too sad to cry. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 10/19/2009, 10:58am PDT NEW
                So, it's Zseni? NT by Mr. Helper 10/20/2009, 6:40am PDT NEW
    PART XX ... XXL, I MEAN by Noi Dau Don 12/11/2009, 6:32pm PST NEW
        Re: PART XX ... XXL, I MEAN by laudablepuss 12/11/2009, 8:49pm PST NEW
        Ulysses X. Lugman by Last 12/11/2009, 10:31pm PST NEW
            Re: Ulysses X. Lugman by Last 12/12/2009, 11:02am PST NEW
                Re: Ulysses X. Lugman by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/12/2009, 12:44pm PST NEW
                    er, you know HOW all etc NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/12/2009, 12:45pm PST NEW
                    Stryfe vs Wylde Chylde vs Kwannon vs Domino (basically 90's X-Men sucked). by Last 12/12/2009, 4:38pm PST NEW
                        spelling your name with excessive letter "y"s stopping being cool before that by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/12/2009, 11:23pm PST NEW
    Who is this? Part XXI by I need clarification 12/13/2009, 10:54pm PST NEW
        Paul Martin NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/14/2009, 12:46am PST NEW
            I gave my first blowjob to a waiter that looked like Paul Martin. NT by Mysterious Stranger 12/14/2009, 2:05am PST NEW
                Were you wearing your "construction outfit"? NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/14/2009, 2:40am PST NEW
                BDR? NT by Entropy Stew 12/14/2009, 2:54pm PST NEW
        Not Sam Jones by Vested Id 12/14/2009, 12:57am PST NEW
        Reminds me of a young Alan Hale...... OHHH HOLLYWOOD THOSE WERE THE DAYS. NT by Last 12/14/2009, 6:42am PST NEW
        Here's a hint: Bee-da-bee-da-bee-da-beep OY VEY, WHAT HAPPENED? NT by I need clarification 12/14/2009, 11:00am PST NEW
            Twiggy Goldbank? Buck Rodgers and Hammerstein? Cyberjew? Schpidah Mastermind? NT by Entropy Stew 12/14/2009, 11:20am PST NEW
        Re: Who is this? Part XXI by Noi Dau Don 12/14/2009, 11:25am PST NEW
            Please say Neil Flynn. NT by Last 12/14/2009, 2:52pm PST NEW
            That movie is all kinds of awesome. by Fullofkittens 12/14/2009, 4:49pm PST NEW
    Who is this? Part XXII by Jerry Whorebach 01/19/2010, 11:24am PST NEW
        Yeek! No wonder Cameron turned into a furry. NT by Mischief Maker 01/19/2010, 11:52am PST NEW
        Future humans knew she'd turn out like this and still sent robots back in time t NT by I need clarification 01/19/2010, 1:44pm PST NEW
    Who is this? part XXIII by Noah Cross 03/15/2010, 12:47am PDT NEW
        She can look so much better than that, when she put some effort into it. by I need clarification 03/15/2010, 3:29am PDT NEW
    Who is this? Part XXIV by Jerry Whorebach 06/03/2010, 8:57pm PDT NEW
    Who Is This? XXV by Rafiki 04/06/2011, 9:17pm PDT NEW
        martin short by up with pod people 04/06/2011, 9:22pm PDT NEW
    Who is this XXVI by Fussbett 08/08/2011, 7:53pm PDT NEW
        (it's Meatloaf, BTW) NT by Fussbett 08/08/2011, 7:55pm PDT NEW
            What made you decide to assert that? Nothing the man has said, or IMDB or by laudablepuss 09/01/2011, 2:56am PDT NEW
        incomperable NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/08/2011, 9:02pm PDT NEW
        Holy shit! by Fullofkittens 08/31/2011, 7:46pm PDT NEW
    Who is this? PART XXVI by Fullofkittens 08/31/2011, 7:56pm PDT NEW
        OH SHIT XXVII by Fullofkittens 08/31/2011, 7:56pm PDT NEW
        Jared Leto NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/31/2011, 8:10pm PDT NEW
            Destructoids' Jim Sterling NT by WITTGENSTEIN 09/01/2011, 9:20am PDT NEW
        This one really needs multiple choice. NT by Meat Loaf? 08/31/2011, 11:43pm PDT NEW
            Look out Susanna Hoffs! by Fullofkittens 09/01/2011, 6:25am PDT NEW
    Who is This? XVIII by Arbit 09/10/2011, 10:15pm PDT NEW
        hint by Arbit 09/12/2011, 8:00pm PDT NEW
            Steve Guttenberg? NT by Last 09/12/2011, 9:49pm PDT NEW
            It's always Fred Durst. NT by Shredder 09/12/2011, 10:06pm PDT NEW
    It's Meatloaf Part V by Rafiki 10/12/2011, 8:52pm PDT NEW
        ^ new image link by Rafiki 02/07/2017, 7:40pm PST NEW
    Who is This Part XXIV by WITTGENSTEIN 02/10/2014, 7:53pm PST NEW
        Old Who is This? veterans may remember that this is a repeat performance. NT by Holy shit, a 6-year thread. 02/11/2014, 1:04am PST NEW
    Who is this? Part XXV by WITTGENSTEIN 05/19/2015, 12:11pm PDT NEW
        MEAT SPACE LOAF by laudablepuss 05/19/2015, 3:11pm PDT NEW
    HALP THE IMAGES ARE BIFFED NT by laudablepuss 05/19/2015, 3:10pm PDT NEW
    Who is this XXVI - I love this thread too much to let it die by Rafiki 02/07/2017, 7:39pm PST NEW
        Kevin Costner in SeaWorld NT by Stephen King 02/07/2017, 7:53pm PST NEW
        I can't believe how many links are dead. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/07/2017, 8:40pm PST NEW
        Paul Shaffer? NT by Rey Mysterio Jr. 02/07/2017, 9:16pm PST NEW
        Johnny Lyndon NT by Worm 02/07/2017, 9:21pm PST NEW
            *Lydon NT by Caltrops Cares (about spelling) 02/07/2017, 9:22pm PST NEW
    Who is this? Part XXVII by Jerry Whorebach 11/11/2019, 3:11am PST NEW
        Disappointing link NT by John Travolta 11/11/2019, 1:25pm PST NEW
    Re: Who is this? by laudablepuss 11/22/2019, 10:45am PST NEW
    Who is this? Part XXVIII by guess who 06/27/2021, 7:21am PDT NEW
        My guess is Ben Stein. But I dunno. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/27/2021, 9:59am PDT NEW
            correct! NT by someone paid $75 for that Cameo 06/27/2021, 5:17pm PDT NEW
        Vinnie Jones NT by Mysterio 06/27/2021, 3:06pm PDT NEW
    Gawker wants in on the action by E. L. Koba 08/04/2021, 10:19am PDT NEW
    Men's health by laudablepuss 08/06/2021, 10:51pm PDT NEW
        this was an unbelievably decrepit-looking Vin Diesel, I think NT by laudablepuss 08/24/2023, 10:17am PDT NEW
    Who Is This XXXI by Rafiki 08/14/2021, 10:07am PDT NEW
        Brendan Fraser NT by ouch 08/14/2021, 12:08pm PDT NEW
    Who is this? Part . . . wait did we skip a few by laudablepuss 02/10/2023, 4:12pm PST NEW
        aging NT by It was a bad call, Ripley 02/11/2023, 1:35am PST NEW
    Who is this? Swimsuit Edition by Injustice 02/11/2023, 12:01pm PST NEW
        Fred Durst? by laudablepuss 08/24/2023, 10:11am PDT NEW
        That is Yasmine Bleeth by h0 08/24/2023, 10:34am PDT NEW
    Re: Who is this? by Mysterio 08/23/2023, 7:52pm PDT NEW
        Simon Cowell NT by could use a towel 08/24/2023, 10:14am PDT NEW
        Re: Who is this? by laudablepuss 08/24/2023, 10:15am PDT NEW
        George Michael's dug-up corpse NT by Mysterio 08/24/2023, 1:39pm PDT NEW
    Who is this? by 2024 04/06/2024, 6:14pm PDT NEW

Who is This? Part XXXII by Mysterio 02/28/2024, 1:11pm PST NEW
    Macaulay Culkin chugging a brew outside the RLM studio? NT by Mike's liver 02/28/2024, 5:35pm PST NEW
        Warmer but not quite NT by Mysterio 02/28/2024, 8:14pm PST NEW
            Macaulay Culkin chugging a brew outside your mom's house? NT by Wendy's meat curtains 02/28/2024, 11:18pm PST NEW
                We like the Culkins. by Mysterio 03/27/2024, 10:38am PDT NEW

Opera, the browser by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/13/2022, 7:40am PDT NEW
    Brave NT by Just use Brave. 10/13/2022, 10:04am PDT NEW
        Brave dont work NT by Oh no meeeeeeeeeeeeeser man 10/13/2022, 4:57pm PDT NEW
        Try "Leo" in the browser!!!!!!! by Asks Brave 11/08/2023, 7:52pm PST NEW
    Probably one of five original Opera users by The Happiness Engine 10/18/2022, 3:30pm PDT NEW
        Thanks, THE by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/18/2022, 6:00pm PDT NEW
            There's only Chromium >:( by The Happiness Engine 10/22/2022, 9:21am PDT NEW
                Re: There's only Chromium >:( by Gentleman Jim Browser 10/22/2022, 11:16am PDT NEW
            Vivaldi is great so far. Nice, quick and logical, good user experience. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/19/2022, 10:55am PST NEW
                Still loving it. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/12/2023, 8:58am PDT NEW
    Re: Opera, the browser by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/13/2022, 9:17pm PST NEW
    Opera playing sound when it starts just lets you know it's shit. NT by Gaige Grosskreutz 03/21/2024, 8:57pm PDT NEW

YouTube shorts by M 03/12/2024, 9:44pm PDT NEW
    Stop trying to steal my brand. NT by MM 03/12/2024, 10:45pm PDT NEW
        Fine. by Monster Kill 03/12/2024, 11:00pm PDT NEW
    I miss Arbit. NT by Mysterio 03/13/2024, 12:30pm PDT NEW
    Re: YouTube shorts by Tootingpopularfront 03/19/2024, 2:10pm PDT NEW

post your hbo memories, gen x by please 03/09/2024, 4:00pm PST NEW
    "Man, remember when paying a monthly fee meant you DIDN'T see ads?" NT by The Happiness Engine 03/17/2024, 5:40pm PDT NEW
        Re: "Man, remember when paying a monthly fee meant you DIDN'T see ads?" by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/17/2024, 7:13pm PDT NEW
    Pornography NT by Lots of pornography 03/17/2024, 6:19pm PDT NEW

Deadspin is burning by Glenn from Habbo 10/29/2019, 11:03am PDT NEW
    @barry handle to be available soon? NT by Vested Id 10/29/2019, 12:07pm PDT NEW
    Bunch of Kotaku people got let go as well. by Mysterio 10/30/2019, 10:29am PDT NEW
        Re: Bunch of Kotaku people got let go as well. by Mysterio 10/30/2019, 10:48am PDT NEW
            Thanks for keeping us abreast of gamergate by getting everything wrong. NT by Injustice 10/30/2019, 12:23pm PDT NEW
                No prob. I may just be a cub reporter today. But tomorrow? by Mysterio 10/30/2019, 4:13pm PDT NEW
    Deadspin - spin = DEAD by Vested Id 10/30/2019, 4:22pm PDT NEW
        My god they're all doing it by Vested Id 10/30/2019, 6:48pm PDT NEW
        Re: Deadspin - spin = DEAD by Mysterio Prime 10/30/2019, 8:03pm PDT NEW
            Now they’ll get to find out just how much their skills are worth on the market by blackwater 10/30/2019, 9:19pm PDT NEW
        I get it. This place became politics-based as well it seems. by - 11/01/2019, 6:37am PDT NEW
    They obviously liked being able to write about whatever they wanted. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/01/2019, 9:25am PDT NEW
        Advertisers by Roop 11/01/2019, 10:31am PDT NEW
            They brag about how the political articles get a lot of clicks, but by Vested Id 11/01/2019, 11:04am PDT NEW
        They are terrible fucking people screaming "scab" tonight at a guy by - 11/01/2019, 10:54pm PDT NEW
            People who hate everything fired after writing spiteful articles about boss NT by It's Pretty...Funny 11/08/2019, 6:16pm PST NEW
            Deadspin hasnt updated in over a month NT by Ichabod 12/05/2019, 11:02am PST NEW
                I guess their pump-n-dump vulture capitalist new boss DIDN'T know how to run a NT by successful sports site after all! 12/05/2019, 12:29pm PST NEW
                    I guess woke bullshit is terminal among the journo class NT by Hi MM 12/05/2019, 12:59pm PST NEW
                    Seriously man by Hi MM 12/05/2019, 1:23pm PST NEW
                        His brilliant business plan would've worked if it weren't for you meddling NT by twitter trolls! 12/05/2019, 1:49pm PST NEW
                            *their meddling peers NT by Hi MM 12/05/2019, 2:00pm PST NEW
                                I quit my sports writing job cuz someone tweeted me next to Scabby the Rat! NT by Alpha Male/eternal victim 12/05/2019, 3:02pm PST NEW
                                    I can't get work because I've been blacklisted by socialists NT by Hi MM 12/05/2019, 3:17pm PST NEW
                                        Step 1: Fire all our writers. Step 2: Don't hire anyone their friends yell at. NT by Never question my financial genius! 12/05/2019, 4:05pm PST NEW
                                            A friendly dispute between mandarins by who aren't at all marxist 12/05/2019, 4:58pm PST NEW
                                                I don't know what you mean when you say "mandarins," is that the new "jews?" by No such thing as a dumb boss 12/05/2019, 5:06pm PST NEW
                                                    It means our overeducated clerisy who impose a moral order on the populace, by regardless of ethnicity 12/05/2019, 5:27pm PST NEW
                                                        I propose we each symbolically consume a mandarin orange every day in December. by Injustice 12/05/2019, 5:39pm PST NEW
                                                            You can put "educated" in quotes. They're morons. NT by Hi Injustice 12/05/2019, 5:52pm PST NEW
                                                        But a clueless new boss who's going to pump'n-dump the company into oblivion is NT by an unquestionable moral paragon? 12/06/2019, 8:15am PST NEW
                                                            This thread by - 12/06/2019, 11:07am PST NEW
                                                                The only way anyone will read your posts is if you ator as me by - 12/06/2019, 1:53pm PST NEW
                                                                hahahahaha by - 12/06/2019, 1:56pm PST NEW
                                                                    Re: hahahahaha by - 12/06/2019, 2:09pm PST NEW
                                                                        Thanks, stupid. NT by - 12/06/2019, 2:33pm PST NEW
                                                                The fuck? by Mischief Maker 12/06/2019, 2:50pm PST NEW
                                                                    They weren't "sports" bloggers by Mysterio 12/06/2019, 11:32pm PST NEW
                                                                    Endless regressive spin NT by - 12/06/2019, 11:57pm PST NEW
                                                                    Re: The fuck? by - 12/07/2019, 2:04pm PST NEW
                                            As dumb as the writers were, the owners are dumber by - 12/06/2019, 10:50am PST NEW
                                                Re: As dumb as the writers were, the owners are dumber by Furcifer 12/12/2019, 2:33pm PST NEW
                                                    Re: As dumb as the writers were, the owners are dumber by - 12/12/2019, 3:18pm PST NEW
                                                        Re: As dumb as the writers were, the owners are dumber by Furcifer 12/31/2019, 9:46am PST NEW
                                                            Also billionaire Peter Thiel has a long vendetta against gawker for outing him. NT by Mischief Hulkamaniac 12/31/2019, 10:14am PST NEW
                                                            Re: As dumb as the writers were, the owners are dumber by blackwater 12/31/2019, 10:03pm PST NEW
                                                                Re: As dumb as the writers were, the owners are dumber by Furcifer 01/02/2020, 9:36am PST NEW
                                                                    Re: As dumb as the writers were, the owners are dumber by Dominos is poison 01/02/2020, 9:42am PST NEW
    Update! Fatcat Bloomberg owner issues "Stick to anything but Democrats" memo! NT by # of Bloomberg bloggers who quit: 0 12/14/2019, 1:58pm PST NEW
    In case there is/was any doubt about what Deadspin is/was by Vested Id 01/20/2020, 3:43pm PST NEW
        Where has MM ever defended Deadspin? NT by Nice sports article on deadspin 01/20/2020, 4:01pm PST NEW
            "It's the CEO, stupid" NT by "Mischief Maker" 01/20/2020, 4:49pm PST NEW
                Re: "It's the CEO, stupid" by Oh 01/20/2020, 8:57pm PST NEW
        So one guy possibly connected to Black Israelites made the Native American evil? NT by Hell of a way to spend MLK day! 01/20/2020, 4:19pm PST NEW
        One of the best things is Black Israelites debating Black Egyptians by THASS RIIIIGHT 01/20/2020, 7:41pm PST NEW
    Took long enough NT by RIPss 03/11/2024, 12:08pm PDT NEW
        LOL by Huh 03/11/2024, 1:40pm PDT NEW

I'm getting molested and I need help. by liamiscool 03/09/2024, 3:26pm PST NEW

I'm Thonk by Thonk 03/07/2024, 11:59am PST NEW
    Hi Thonk. by Mischief Maker 03/07/2024, 12:33pm PST NEW
        Re: Hi Thonk. by Thonk 03/07/2024, 1:05pm PST NEW

Snooze me? You'd better delete your account instead, worm. by Xandra Xero 03/03/2024, 4:22pm PST NEW

Whats on your mind, Caltrops posters? NT by Mike "US Gamer" Lindell 02/27/2024, 8:16am PST NEW
    All the acts of altruism and charity I'm involved in NT by Zseni, wonderful human being 02/27/2024, 8:53am PST NEW
        "Just because I want to defund the police doesn't mean I wont call them" NT by Zseni, Good Fucking Person 02/27/2024, 9:24am PST NEW
            Fuck yeah! by Elmo 02/27/2024, 5:43pm PST NEW
                Re: Fuck yeah! by Mysterioso 02/27/2024, 9:29pm PST NEW
            Unfunny and pathetic by You are unfunny and pathetic. 02/27/2024, 6:41pm PST NEW

Masks worked. NT by Gasoline 02/14/2024, 4:50pm PST NEW
    Gasp! Wheeze! I'm dying from my own CO2 in this mask! Need more bleach! NT by MAGA Genius 02/14/2024, 5:52pm PST NEW
    This isn't the sex base. NT by Krusty the Klown 02/15/2024, 10:05pm PST NEW

GameFAQs fucking sucks now by Long, shuddering spurt over druids 02/14/2024, 12:05am PST NEW
    Also by Druids 02/14/2024, 12:12am PST NEW
    If Zseni did not exist, it would be necessary to invent her. NT by Zseni AI article 02/14/2024, 7:15am PST NEW
        This reads more like BDR Material by Mysterio 02/14/2024, 11:12am PST NEW
            I found that post. Link inside. by Gasoline 02/14/2024, 4:51pm PST NEW
                heheheheh by Gasoline 02/14/2024, 6:02pm PST NEW
                    We do a little trolling NT by Donald Trump 02/15/2024, 8:28am PST NEW

Let's talk about AI companies by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/28/2024, 1:23pm PST NEW
    Don't forget the mTurk slaves who are a vital component of the training process. NT by Mischief Maker 01/28/2024, 2:06pm PST NEW
        I have not heard of them. What is that? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/28/2024, 2:31pm PST NEW
            Online gig-workers who review AI data to confirm if it's realistic for pennies. by Mischief Maker 01/28/2024, 3:20pm PST NEW
    Re: Let's talk about AI companies by JPG Man 01/28/2024, 4:01pm PST NEW
    What is the Batman story? NT by Injustice 01/28/2024, 5:53pm PST NEW
        Re: What is the Batman story? by Mischief Maker 01/28/2024, 6:35pm PST NEW
        Re: What is the Batman story? by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/28/2024, 10:31pm PST NEW
            I also have a story. A half-thought-up idea for SW prequels that don't suck. NT by Mischief Maker 01/28/2024, 11:32pm PST NEW
                Re: I also have a story. A half-thought-up idea for SW prequels that don't suck. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/29/2024, 8:38am PST NEW
            I like it! by Injustice 01/29/2024, 9:55am PST NEW
                If you bring steroids back to baseball, they'll put you in the hall of fame by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/29/2024, 12:25pm PST NEW
    Reading something doesn't mean everything you write after is a derived work. by blackwater 01/30/2024, 1:01pm PST NEW
        /imagine in the style of penny arcade make a comic that (etc) by it's derived, numb nuts 01/30/2024, 3:54pm PST NEW
            Re: /imagine in the style of penny arcade make a comic that (etc) by lololololololol 01/30/2024, 3:59pm PST NEW
            writing something in the style of something else doesn't make it a derived work by blackwater 01/30/2024, 4:40pm PST NEW
                riting something in the style of something else doesn't make it a derived work by it's derived, numb nuts 01/30/2024, 5:04pm PST NEW
                    Winning hearts and minds, I see. by Dan Driedelberg 01/30/2024, 5:12pm PST NEW
                        shut up and fuck off NT by it's derived, numb nuts 01/30/2024, 5:15pm PST NEW
                            This guy hates jews. Sorry, Dan. NT by Yahtzeek 01/30/2024, 5:17pm PST NEW
                                fuck off by it's derived, numb nuts 01/30/2024, 5:26pm PST NEW
                                How did you know I was Jewish? NT by Dan Driedelberg 01/30/2024, 5:51pm PST NEW
                        lol NT by laudablepuss 01/30/2024, 6:14pm PST NEW
                            Enjoying your evening? ;) NT by Gasoline 01/30/2024, 7:23pm PST NEW
                                Shut up NT by Johnny Fivedicks 01/31/2024, 5:22am PST NEW
        It's more akin to remixing than it is to "reading." NT by Fullofkittens 02/01/2024, 10:45am PST NEW
            See, other guy? What a nice way to put it. NT by Dan Driedelberg 02/01/2024, 2:59pm PST NEW
                Putting "civility" above everything by laudablepuss 02/01/2024, 3:34pm PST NEW
                    Good point, let's go back to calling each other cultists and Nazis by Such great conversations 02/01/2024, 5:14pm PST NEW
                        Your strawman is extremely compelling by laudablepuss 02/01/2024, 5:47pm PST NEW
                            I'm not a troll. Nobody even knows or remembers me. by Dan Driedelberg 02/01/2024, 6:49pm PST NEW
                                Re: I'm not a troll. Nobody even knows or remembers me. by laudablepuss 02/01/2024, 9:43pm PST NEW
                                    Re: I'm not a troll. Nobody even knows or remembers me. by Dan Driedelberg 02/02/2024, 9:42am PST NEW
                                        Re: I'm not a troll. Nobody even knows or remembers me. by Such great conversations 02/02/2024, 10:04am PST NEW
                                            I'm not a part of any discord crew, my dude. NT by MM (not the MM in your head) 02/02/2024, 2:33pm PST NEW
                                            Re: I'm not a troll. Nobody even knows or remembers me. by Dan Driedelberg 02/02/2024, 3:39pm PST NEW
                                        Re: I'm not a troll. Nobody even knows or remembers me. by laudablepuss 02/02/2024, 3:31pm PST NEW
                                            Re: I'm not a troll. Nobody even knows or remembers me. by Dan Driedelberg 02/02/2024, 3:37pm PST NEW
    "AI innovation is coming to Paypal!" by The Bridge Tender 01/31/2024, 6:28am PST NEW
    Everyone here already heard of The Rabbit? by the stupidest fucking thing 01/31/2024, 4:02pm PST NEW
        I would buy that as long as there was no subscription. NT by I am positive they want a subscript 01/31/2024, 4:47pm PST NEW
        "Order me whatever the most popular food is" = the most techbro food order ever NT by stolen joke 02/01/2024, 7:15pm PST NEW

Hey guys, I just came up with a great new mug that dumbshits will buy millions o by It's called the Vince Lombardi Trop 01/30/2024, 4:23pm PST NEW

I am getting fucking CAPTCHAs now for everything. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/27/2024, 5:59pm PST NEW
    If your cookie/token situation is edge-casey you will get repeats. NT by Fullofkittens 01/28/2024, 9:11am PST NEW
        Adjusting some Brave settings helped a little. Fingerprinting is really stupid. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/28/2024, 1:21pm PST NEW
            which setttings? NT by in the same boat 01/28/2024, 8:02pm PST NEW
                Re: which setttings? by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/28/2024, 9:30pm PST NEW
    Dis nigga think he fly cuz he push a jeep LMAO *crying laughing emoji* NT by Daquarius Washington 01/28/2024, 9:30am PST NEW

Oh my god, old games are unplayable! by Mischief Maker 12/17/2023, 7:39pm PST NEW
    Genre conventions :( by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/18/2023, 8:06am PST NEW
        It's not just 80s games. by Mischief Maker 12/18/2023, 9:59am PST NEW
        I have not played it much so far but Moonring appears to be great NT by Entropy Stew 01/17/2024, 12:52am PST NEW

Don't forget to cancel Amazon Prime NT by in 2024 12/31/2023, 2:26pm PST NEW
    Did a shipping company write this? NT by Why would I want to pay S&H? 12/31/2023, 5:27pm PST NEW
        You already have paid for "handling". NT by Feris 12/31/2023, 7:02pm PST NEW
        Sluuuuuuuuuuurp NT by way to end 2023 12/31/2023, 8:33pm PST NEW
            Shipping is 6$ an order for 2 day. If I buy things on two separate occassions by I've paid for Prime. 01/01/2024, 11:11am PST NEW
                Right. There's no other reason to cancel Prime. You cracked the code. Bravo. by Mysterio 01/01/2024, 12:30pm PST NEW
                    Selfish? Or just outright autistic? by way to end 2023 01/01/2024, 12:46pm PST NEW
                        What do you think is happening right now? NT by Mysterio 01/01/2024, 3:11pm PST NEW
                    Oh I'm sorry, I'll pay 15% extra for everything because of white guilt. NT by Happy? 01/01/2024, 3:11pm PST NEW
                        Look at this guy!! He thinks Amazon has great deals!! @<@ ??? by Mysterio 01/01/2024, 4:30pm PST NEW
                            pissing in bottles, getting employees murdered, hiring pinkertons by But my SAVINGS 01/01/2024, 6:19pm PST NEW
                                Excellent point, brother. I feel we have made the best arguments NT by here. 01/01/2024, 6:46pm PST NEW
                                I thought this was over them adding advertisements to "The Boys" by Mischief Maker 01/01/2024, 7:24pm PST NEW
                                    Adding ads unless you gave them even more money is part of this, yes. NT by Mysterio 01/01/2024, 8:06pm PST NEW
                                        I won't NT by Surf 01/01/2024, 10:19pm PST NEW
                                    I don't let Amazon handle "The Boys" NT by that's what I call my nuts 01/02/2024, 12:15am PST NEW
                                        I'm on Epstein's list, so I will be taking my leave now. by Thread OP 01/02/2024, 9:53am PST NEW
                                lmao holy shit did you guys get a bunch of vaginas for christmas? NT by muh workers rights (orders McD's) 01/02/2024, 10:28am PST NEW
                                    "Workers rights lmao" it said. It said that. It actually said that. It NT by WOW 01/02/2024, 1:53pm PST NEW
                                        Even better, it thinks unpunished murder of workers is for "vaginas" by WOW. WOW. WOW. WOW. 01/02/2024, 1:57pm PST NEW
                                            I've been staring slack jawed at this screen for a half hour NT by Surf 01/02/2024, 2:26pm PST NEW
                                                wah eah wah wahhh warh waaarh wah wah wah waaaaerrh w NT by ::broken 01/02/2024, 2:51pm PST NEW
                                                    Caltrops bought by ResetEra, Jonesy retiring from sysoping NT by Only explanation for this weepy gay 01/02/2024, 4:43pm PST NEW
                                                        I'm going to go from website to website telling people you support corporate mur NT by der. Starting with resetera 01/02/2024, 6:26pm PST NEW
                                                            Hurm. I seem to have been banned from NT by resetera 01/02/2024, 6:27pm PST NEW
                                                            If it's either that or paying more for kitchen supplies, sure. Fuck you I got NT by a family to feed 01/02/2024, 7:13pm PST NEW
                                                                Ha ha. Yeah. Pretty selfish and disgusting though. NT by Mysterio 01/03/2024, 7:22am PST NEW
                                                                    $1,300,000,000,000 Company Needs Us To Pay More NT by And Watch Ads 01/03/2024, 9:50am PST NEW
                                                                        Oh no the free benefit that I enjoyed because I didn't want to wait 7 days for NT by shit to arrive has changed slightly 01/03/2024, 1:00pm PST NEW
                                                                            You're selfish garbage. We know. You don't have to keep telling us. NT by Mysterio 01/03/2024, 1:07pm PST NEW
                                                                                Okay Princess Highground NT by Mysterio 01/03/2024, 1:08pm PST NEW
                                                                                    I'm just disappointed NT by that's all 01/03/2024, 4:38pm PST NEW
                                                                                    Randian bashes others for having principles NT by Adventures of Irony Across the 8th 01/04/2024, 9:45pm PST NEW
                                                                                        Petulant whining isn't a principle NT by Whine is Whine 01/05/2024, 5:28am PST NEW
                                                                                            Humans call it "concern" and "empathy" by Adventures of Irony Across the 8th 01/05/2024, 7:20pm PST NEW
                                        Woah my dude. Did you just use the wrong pronoun for the poster above? by blackwater 01/02/2024, 3:08pm PST NEW
                                            Is someone pulling my beard? NT by No, just a Blackwattgenstein ;) 01/02/2024, 9:01pm PST NEW

"Google Domains is out of beta" by I actually laughed out loud 03/15/2022, 11:31am PDT NEW
    And is now being cancelled.... by (rimshot) 04/13/2022, 10:53am PDT NEW
        They killed it. by Mysterio 12/29/2023, 7:58pm PST NEW
            Sold to Squarespace, at least by Entropy Stew 12/30/2023, 3:58pm PST NEW

I'm really trying to find myself. My purpose. by I 12/16/2023, 1:54pm PST NEW
    Lets send him back to the Borg with his experience of singularity, cause a civil NT by war, then put Lore in charge. 12/16/2023, 3:44pm PST NEW
    Not using capital letters is kinda douchey NT by Mysterio 12/16/2023, 11:02pm PST NEW

I'm Surf. He's Turf. And together- we're going to fuck you up. NT by Surf 10/10/2023, 11:22am PDT NEW
    What? NT by Gaige Grosskreutz 10/10/2023, 2:28pm PDT NEW
    No, you're both dipshits. NT by Understatement Man 10/10/2023, 2:34pm PDT NEW
        This is how you welcome new contributors I see by Surf 10/10/2023, 2:45pm PDT NEW
            Oh, you meant "fuck you up" in a sexy way? NT by Mischief Maker 10/10/2023, 8:21pm PDT NEW
                No. NT by Surf 12/11/2023, 6:49pm PST NEW

Can we have a place for terrible articles? by Kirahu Nagasawa 12/28/2017, 7:14pm PST NEW
    Re: Can we have a place for terrible articles? by Kirahu Nagasawa 12/28/2017, 7:16pm PST NEW
        At least their unreadable college essays arent Twines by Ulrachi 12/28/2017, 7:17pm PST NEW
    Here is one about Linux. A tweet not an article. by Kirahu Nagasawa 09/20/2018, 8:22am PDT NEW
    This review on Kotaku of the Analogue Duo by This is so bad I came back to caltr 12/11/2023, 3:12pm PST NEW
        WAIT I FORGOT THIS PART by This is so bad I came back to caltr 12/11/2023, 3:13pm PST NEW
            Limited quantities and they sent this actual retard NT by three of them 12/11/2023, 3:16pm PST NEW
        Jesus Christ. NT by I Hate Epic 12/11/2023, 4:02pm PST NEW

Imagine being against hbombermanguy NT by what a loser 10/28/2023, 4:11pm PDT NEW
    Are you his mom NT by Mysterio 10/28/2023, 7:36pm PDT NEW
        no by maybe 10/28/2023, 8:06pm PDT NEW
            FOUUUUUUR FUUUUUCKING HOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURS!!! by Five and a half if you count Todd 12/04/2023, 8:58am PST NEW
                needs to rename himself to hairlossguy NT by gottem 12/04/2023, 10:48am PST NEW
                2.5 hours on the Roblox "oof" NT by but it's still entertaining 12/05/2023, 1:09am PST NEW
                    That was really two documentaries in one though. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/05/2023, 8:29am PST NEW
                He has chapter markers. Also modern Youtube saves your spot. NT by Mischief Maker 12/05/2023, 7:29am PST NEW
                    MischiefMaker try not to defend his embarrassing preferences challenge NT by IMPOSSIBLE 12/05/2023, 7:32am PST NEW
                        You get cringe and embarassment from the most random things, Mr. Silly! NT by Mischief Maker 12/05/2023, 8:49am PST NEW
                        You are such a moronic embarrassment with what you consider gotchas NT by blackwattgenstein 12/05/2023, 12:20pm PST NEW
    Great director NT by I enjoyed Doctor Sleep 12/04/2023, 10:15am PST NEW
    Plagiarism by hbomberguy by Mysterio 12/04/2023, 5:25pm PST NEW
        I've been pronouncing "banal" wrong my whole life. Thanks, hbomberguy NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/04/2023, 6:07pm PST NEW
            I cannot be fucked to care about any of this except that he did by internethistorian dirty. 12/05/2023, 8:03am PST NEW
                Re: I cannot be fucked to care about any of this except that he did by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/05/2023, 8:25am PST NEW
                You're part of the problem by Geryk 12/05/2023, 11:41am PST NEW
                    InternetHistorian is an insipid moron by Feris 12/05/2023, 12:08pm PST NEW
                The guy here who hates hbomber and MM sure is a moro NT by with moron takes and moron heroes 12/05/2023, 12:17pm PST NEW

Let's post optical illusions. by JPG Man 06/01/2022, 6:43am PDT NEW
    "new to science?" NT by MM 06/01/2022, 9:10am PDT NEW
    Re: Let's post optical illusions. by hO 06/01/2022, 9:27am PDT NEW
        Guy remembered how angry he was at George Floyd two years later by Slow Clap Applause 06/01/2022, 7:51pm PDT NEW
            You have to admire the dedication. by Gaige Grosskreutz 06/01/2022, 8:07pm PDT NEW
                Chauvin got stabbed in prison hahaha NT by Mysterio 11/24/2023, 8:23pm PST NEW
                    Prison justice is cool when I dislike the victim NT by A User Awarded you Reddit Gold! 11/25/2023, 8:05am PST NEW
                        Yep, it sure is! by Mysterio 11/25/2023, 11:38am PST NEW
                            damnit take my upvote good sir NT by A User Awarded you Reddit Gold! 11/25/2023, 11:57am PST NEW
                                I gotcha!!!!!!!! by Mysterio 11/25/2023, 1:23pm PST NEW
                            Counterfeiting is fraud. Taxation is theft. Both are wrong. NT by The Spirit of '76 11/25/2023, 12:03pm PST NEW
                            Chsuvin wasn't caught with Skittles on him NT by George Zimmerman 11/25/2023, 1:16pm PST NEW

The OpenAI Disaster ;) by Your Friendly Neigjbirhood CoSysop 11/20/2023, 10:11am PST NEW
    unreal. and not the engine by Mysterio 11/20/2023, 11:52am PST NEW
        Ilya Sutskever by Gaige Grosskreutz 11/21/2023, 10:03am PST NEW

Official Gawker Media thread by skip 01/04/2014, 3:48pm PST NEW
    I fucking hate Tom Scocca (mention this post on twitter plz) by WITTGENSTEIN 01/04/2014, 4:46pm PST NEW
        Re: I fucking hate Tom Scocca (mention this post on twitter plz) by every caltrops poster you hate 01/04/2014, 6:09pm PST NEW
            At least caltrops posters criticize games and play games. by WITTGENSTEIN 01/04/2014, 7:00pm PST NEW
                Just out of curiosity can you recommend any kind of news outlet that isn't shit? by fucking newbie 01/04/2014, 7:05pm PST NEW
                    I waffled on answering this because I can imagine so many snarky replies but.... by WITTGENSTEIN 01/13/2014, 12:00pm PST NEW
    Don't know if this counts, since it's written by a freelancer... by Jerry Whorebach 01/05/2014, 2:35am PST NEW
        That's the only good feature over there by col.schickn 01/05/2014, 11:56am PST NEW
    gawker is bad and everyone should put them in loopback by jeep 01/07/2014, 8:36am PST NEW
        For example Kotaku named Gone Home their GOTY, obviously solely for page views NT by Worm 01/07/2014, 9:37am PST NEW
    Deadspin publishes an article about 9,000 words long by skip 07/23/2014, 5:43pm PDT NEW
        They have a terrible series on "Why your (NFL) team sucks." by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/13/2014, 11:33am PDT NEW
            I busted out laughing at the Jezebel rape-gif problem post NT by WITTGENSTEIN 08/13/2014, 12:13pm PDT NEW
                Re: I busted out laughing at the Jezebel rape-gif problem post by E. L. Koba 08/13/2014, 2:00pm PDT NEW
                    It's really great by NA 08/13/2014, 2:42pm PDT NEW
                        Haha yeah what kind of IDIOT allows anonymous unmoderated internet posting NT by Hans Clastorp 08/14/2014, 3:14pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Haha yeah what kind of IDIOT allows anonymous unmoderated internet by laudablepuss 08/14/2014, 4:03pm PDT NEW
                                Exactly. The schadenfreude in the this thread is pretty hypocritical IMHO by Hans Clastorp 08/14/2014, 4:46pm PDT NEW
                                    I've been here since 2011 and have never heard of this before. NT by NA 08/14/2014, 5:42pm PDT NEW
                                        2011? We've been here by since before you were born, bitch 08/14/2014, 5:47pm PDT NEW
                                            RE:2011? by Old Time Caltrops Poster 08/14/2014, 7:48pm PDT NEW
                                    Well if nothing else it signifies Gawker reaching some critical mass. by Worm 08/14/2014, 6:54pm PDT NEW
                                    Not really. by WITTGENSTEIN 08/14/2014, 7:14pm PDT NEW
                                        We would welcome the fresh content. NT by NA 08/14/2014, 7:47pm PDT NEW
                                            Granny porn is pretty much the opposite of "fresh content" NT by blackwater 08/14/2014, 10:16pm PDT NEW
            You make it sound so simple (because it is) by skip 08/13/2014, 5:25pm PDT NEW
    The Sad Tale of Lifehacker by skip 12/02/2014, 9:46pm PST NEW
    Re: Official Gawker Media thread by Glenn from Habbo 07/17/2015, 8:31am PDT NEW
        That guy is hot, he could have just hooked up with another hot non sexworker NT by my waifu is a gastroenterologist 07/17/2015, 9:29am PDT NEW
        Fucking repugnant. NT by Souffle of Pain 07/17/2015, 9:36am PDT NEW
        Gawker is burning by Glenn from Habbo 07/21/2015, 9:37am PDT NEW
            They dont get it by Glenn from Habbo 07/21/2015, 9:38am PDT NEW
                Now there is a healthy work environment, jesus christ NT by Vested Id 07/21/2015, 9:41am PDT NEW
                Tell me one thing about yourself not having to do with Gawker. NT by Brian 07/21/2015, 10:20am PDT NEW
                "criticism and abuse online" Known to the rest of of us as our tween years. NT by Worm 07/21/2015, 11:11am PDT NEW
            Wardell is definitely someone who wanted to know the history of a worker's vag. NT by Worm 07/21/2015, 11:12am PDT NEW
                You think it would already be in HR's files NT by Entropy Stew 07/21/2015, 2:36pm PDT NEW
            More shit is leaving. 8) by Glenn from Habbo 11/03/2015, 5:53pm PST NEW
                "Exploring!!!!!" every single one of them is a human ball crawl. NT by Mysterio Lollerson 04/30/2017, 9:08pm PDT NEW
            :) NT by Glenn from Habbo 03/19/2016, 8:22am PDT NEW
                OHHHHHH YEAH BRUTHA NT by Macho Hulk Randy Hogan 03/19/2016, 1:38pm PDT NEW
                    Re: OHHHHHH YEAH BRUTHA by Rey Mysterio Jr. 03/19/2016, 7:50pm PDT NEW
                        Hopefully Jalopnik gets a good home NT by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 12:55am PDT NEW
        People are fucking defending Gawker, this is great. by Chisler 03/20/2016, 1:49pm PDT NEW
            "Stifling Journalism" by skip 03/20/2016, 3:15pm PDT NEW
        An extra 25 million for punitive distress by skip 03/21/2016, 8:40pm PDT NEW
            Drain? Give me more. NT by Vested Id 03/21/2016, 8:58pm PDT NEW
        Denton posts a rant in response to the verdict by skip 03/22/2016, 9:45pm PDT NEW
            These are the some assholes who called for heads on pikes for posting CHAT LOGS NT by about Zoe Quinn's sex life 03/22/2016, 9:52pm PDT NEW
                Is anybody honestly going to miss Gawker? NT by skip 03/23/2016, 12:35pm PDT NEW
            At least illustrator Jim Cooke got to strut his stuff by Vested Id 03/23/2016, 12:58pm PDT NEW
    Who wants to read Denton be a defensive bitch? by skip 05/26/2016, 8:57pm PDT NEW
        So good, so creamy by Glenn from Habbo 05/27/2016, 7:11am PDT NEW
        Next thing you know he'll be pleading his case on The View by Vested Id 05/27/2016, 7:22am PDT NEW
    Gawker has filed for bankruptcy NT by Gently Masturbated by Hulk Hogan 06/10/2016, 11:12am PDT NEW
        Top bid is Ziff Davis, which owns IGN. by skip 06/10/2016, 1:29pm PDT NEW
        I wish they went for option #2: NT by Personal property of Hulk Hogan 06/10/2016, 1:38pm PDT NEW
        Ding dong, Gawker's dead by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/10/2016, 5:25pm PDT NEW
            Re: Ding dong, Gawker's dead by Mysterio 06/12/2016, 1:00am PDT NEW
                Re: Ding dong, Gawker's dead by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 06/12/2016, 2:43am PDT NEW
    For fun: Gawker Glassdoor page by Vested Id 06/10/2016, 2:57pm PDT NEW
    Re: Official Gawker Media thread by Mysterio 08/02/2016, 10:18pm PDT NEW
        Re: Official Gawker Media thread by jesus fucking christ 08/02/2016, 10:22pm PDT NEW
    Time to bronze this thread by Vested Id 08/18/2016, 11:04am PDT NEW
        Where will the offenderati get their outrage fodder? Will no one think of the NT by Twitter hashtags? 08/21/2016, 2:49pm PDT NEW
    I like it when they blame Thiel for their repugnant nature. by Johnny Fivedicks 08/27/2016, 11:05am PDT NEW
    Their war against Reddit continues by skip 03/19/2017, 3:41pm PDT NEW
    This is how they actually speak to people by the way ;) by Glenn from Habbo 08/19/2017, 9:05pm PDT NEW
        "Fuck you, I didn't even write that email, you wanna write the piece for us" by Vested Id 08/19/2017, 9:29pm PDT NEW
        Nice find by skip 08/20/2017, 2:45pm PDT NEW
        Wow is Wilson Rothman a total piece of shit by Mysterio 09/15/2019, 4:08pm PDT NEW
    The media is still obsessed with Gawker's downfall by skip 03/07/2018, 9:21pm PST NEW
        There's never a bad time to remember Gawker's downfall by blackwater 03/08/2018, 11:21am PST NEW
    They use their jobs to complain about their employers by Glenn from Habbo 08/26/2019, 9:14am PDT NEW
        She quit and that post was her last one by - 08/26/2019, 9:16am PDT NEW
    Those who comment are repellent by Glenn from Habbo 09/22/2019, 8:49pm PDT NEW
        I've never seen GoT, either, but li'l dude was da bomb in The Station Agent. by Injustice 09/22/2019, 11:07pm PDT NEW
            Also "In Bruges". NT by The Happiness Engine 09/23/2019, 1:49pm PDT NEW
                Living in Oblivion and downhill ever since NT by The OG dwarffan 09/23/2019, 2:03pm PDT NEW
    Gawker 2.0 is finally dead by blackwater 02/01/2023, 10:53am PST NEW
    Jezebel was deleted today NT by Glenn from Habbo 11/09/2023, 6:47pm PST NEW
        [fart noise] by blackwater 11/09/2023, 9:44pm PST NEW

I love the Grammarly plug in. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/11/2022, 10:50am PDT NEW
    Re: I love the Grammarly plug in. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/11/2022, 11:07am PDT NEW
        Anyone got one that isn't a key logger? A local version? NT by Dr. Foughtrough 10/23/2023, 9:58pm PDT NEW

The Long Bets (Mitchell Kapor vs Raymond Kurzweil / Fussbett vs Ray of Light) by Fussbett 08/28/2008, 1:11pm PDT NEW
    Didn't ELIZA pass this test decades ago? NT by Mischief Maker 08/28/2008, 1:24pm PDT NEW
        This bet says the computer can fool skeptics for 2 hours. Eliza wasn't that goo NT by Last 08/28/2008, 1:37pm PDT NEW
            Yeah, no one cares that ELIZA fooled some idiot back in 1967 when people... by Fussbett 08/28/2008, 2:38pm PDT NEW
                Re: Yeah, no one cares that ELIZA fooled some idiot back in 1967 when people... by Entropy Stew 08/28/2008, 2:51pm PDT NEW
                    What are the commercial possibilities of a human-seeming instant messager bot? NT by Fussbett 08/28/2008, 5:53pm PDT NEW
                        A/S/L? NT by Robohooker 08/28/2008, 6:11pm PDT NEW
                        Script-driven customer support. NT by Last 08/28/2008, 6:25pm PDT NEW
                        Unlimited by Entropy Stew 08/28/2008, 9:11pm PDT NEW
                            I don't think conversation is the appeal of Real Doll TM NT by Mischief Maker 08/28/2008, 9:25pm PDT NEW
                                You can bring it with you to office functions NT by Entropy Stew 08/28/2008, 9:30pm PDT NEW
                                download some programs off the internet and install them (O GOD WORM YOU SICK FU NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/28/2008, 9:35pm PDT NEW
                                    Procedurally generated screaming. :) NT by Worm 08/28/2008, 9:40pm PDT NEW
                                        fractal scat NT by Entropy Stew 08/28/2008, 10:10pm PDT NEW
                                            gape is something only a real AI could simulate NT by Worm 08/28/2008, 10:20pm PDT NEW
                                                That's NP-hard by Entropy Stew 08/28/2008, 11:32pm PDT NEW
                                                    he can't get NP hard unless he can enact a snuff film with them NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/29/2008, 1:01am PDT NEW
                                                    A traveling salesman has four suit cases with three women in them at points a, b NT by ,c, and d Worm 08/29/2008, 4:36pm PDT NEW
                            I think the first Turing Test success will be a faker, not an idea parser. NT by Fussbett 08/28/2008, 10:41pm PDT NEW
                                That was why I brought it up by Entropy Stew 08/28/2008, 11:22pm PDT NEW
                                    Additionally... by Entropy Stew 08/29/2008, 1:02am PDT NEW
                                Would you consider OpenAI's chatGPT 4 to have passed the Turing test? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/06/2023, 10:20pm PDT NEW
                            More literate spam NT by mark 08/28/2008, 11:03pm PDT NEW
                Re: Yeah, no one cares that ELIZA fooled some idiot back in 1967 when people... by Bananadine 08/28/2008, 6:59pm PDT NEW
                    I spent like 20 minutes reading those transcripts (logs). Mostly the human ones! NT by Fussbett 08/29/2008, 2:37pm PDT NEW
    I'm with Fussbett NT by Last 08/28/2008, 1:35pm PDT NEW
    Re: The Long Bets (Mitchell Kapor vs Raymond Kurzweil / Fussbett vs Ray of Light by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/28/2008, 1:36pm PDT NEW
        What, no love for SLAC? by laudablepuss 08/28/2008, 2:47pm PDT NEW
            SPLAC? Compared to the obvious joke-name of the Large Hadron Collider? Come on! by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/28/2008, 5:35pm PDT NEW
    Futurists by Fussbett 08/29/2008, 2:34am PDT NEW
        Re: Futurists by Mischief Maker 08/29/2008, 7:57am PDT NEW
            DNA is involved in thinking . . . how exactly? (Hint: in no way whatsoever.) NT by laudablepuss 08/29/2008, 1:01pm PDT NEW
                I'm moving all of my money into this thread. BUY! BUY! NT by Caltrops meme futures trader 08/29/2008, 1:42pm PDT NEW
                untrue. Neurons use changes in gene expression to store information.___________ by blackwater 11/12/2013, 10:00pm PST NEW
                    It makes his statement true by laudablepuss 11/13/2013, 12:31pm PST NEW
                    Interesting, but that's epigenetic, not genetic NT by Entropy Stew 11/13/2013, 2:30pm PST NEW
                        YALLS MOM IS epigenetic NT by I had to paste that cos I couldn't 11/13/2013, 2:38pm PST NEW
        Hello! NT by Kraftwerk 08/29/2008, 2:11pm PDT NEW
            Hi! How many people are in Kraftwerk? Is that number more than one? Peace out. NT by Fussbett 08/29/2008, 2:36pm PDT NEW
            You're probably thinking of Georgio Moroder or someone like that v_v NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/29/2008, 10:58pm PDT NEW
        Re: Futurists by Quétinbec 08/31/2008, 1:06am PDT NEW
            Stop projecting your issues onto me! by Fussbett 08/31/2008, 7:50am PDT NEW
                Re: Stop projecting your issues onto me! by Quétinbec 09/01/2008, 5:07am PDT NEW
                    Your girlfriend is in scare quotes - new site motto plz NT by Bunyip 09/01/2008, 6:20pm PDT NEW
                        I will do it in the hopes that we get more Bunyip, whom I enjoy NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/01/2008, 9:20pm PDT NEW
                            Ugh, when will ICJ stop bribing posters just to post? by Fussbett 09/01/2008, 9:37pm PDT NEW
                    "girlfriend" is for out-of-country temporary make-do girlfriends. by Fussbett 09/01/2008, 8:00pm PDT NEW
                        Re: "girlfriend" is for out-of-country temporary make-do girlfriends. by Quétinbec 09/02/2008, 6:43am PDT NEW
                            How WOULD a 65 year old millionaire hope to get laid, QB? NT by FABIO 09/02/2008, 10:42am PDT NEW
                                He would mostly play computer games but occassionally whore. NT by Quétinbec 09/03/2008, 10:50pm PDT NEW
                            See if the Malay "girlfriend" will act as an older sister figure to the new "GF" by Fussbett 09/04/2008, 4:50am PDT NEW
                                She would rather murder us both. by Quétinbec 09/04/2008, 7:12pm PDT NEW
                                    You already know you can subdue her physically. by Fussbett 09/04/2008, 9:39pm PDT NEW
                                        Hurry up and inherit a farm, Fussbett! NT by SHEESH! 09/05/2008, 8:25am PDT NEW
                                    prease dont lie to good peopur by malay mango 09/05/2008, 2:27am PDT NEW
                                        Re: prease dont lie to good peopur by Quétinbec 09/06/2008, 8:16am PDT NEW
                                            Re: prease dont lie to good peopur by malay mango 09/06/2008, 10:26pm PDT NEW
                                                yeah, the guy obviously bleached his hair NT by people with eyes 09/08/2008, 3:56pm PDT NEW
            Re: Futurists by lurkie 02/03/2009, 8:17pm PST NEW
    2008 Loebner Prize winner fools 25% of the judges by Fussbett 11/10/2008, 1:42pm PST NEW
        You sound like Sara Palin (a stupid fuckin slut) by Jerry Whorebach 11/10/2008, 2:25pm PST NEW
        Q: A/S/L? A: "The answer is z." by Zsenitan 11/10/2008, 2:53pm PST NEW
        Re: 2008 Loebner Prize winner fools 25% of the judges by Entropy Stew 11/10/2008, 3:58pm PST NEW
        Re: 2008 Loebner Prize winner fools 25% of the judges by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/10/2008, 4:14pm PST NEW
        Re: 2008 Loebner Prize winner fools 25% of the judges by bombMexico 11/10/2008, 6:43pm PST NEW
        I got it to out itself. by Rafiki 11/10/2008, 11:10pm PST NEW
            you arrogant ass you killed US NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/10/2008, 11:49pm PST NEW
                What if the torpedo missed the sub after he said that? by I need clarification 11/11/2008, 2:54am PST NEW
            Rafiki is consistently my favorite poster NT by Caltrops 11/11/2008, 4:10pm PST NEW
            oh my god by fabio 09/18/2013, 5:20am PDT NEW
                Hahahaha by Eurotrash 09/18/2013, 1:50pm PDT NEW
                    What happened by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/18/2013, 3:28pm PDT NEW
                        Ach, my post was just a slight anxiety attack, the result of an evening of by Eurotrash 09/19/2013, 12:42pm PDT NEW
        Re: 2008 Loebner Prize winner fools 25% of the judges by Magnus, Robot Fighter 11/12/2008, 11:54am PST NEW
    Latest Kurzweil circle-jerk not lending him or his predictions any credibility. by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/03/2009, 6:13am PST NEW
        How much is the Wired staff masturbating about this news? by Fussbett 02/03/2009, 1:48pm PST NEW
        CHANCELLOR NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/03/2009, 2:03pm PST NEW
            That's fancy academic-speak for the guy with THE FINEST of the oak pipes. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/03/2009, 5:34pm PST NEW
                Bertrand Russell never got to be a Chancellor =/ NT by Fortinbras 03/22/2009, 1:25am PDT NEW
                    Psh and Grizzly Adams had a beard. NT by Shooter McGavin 03/22/2009, 11:16am PDT NEW
    *scary as shit graph* by Ray of Light 03/21/2009, 6:17pm PDT NEW
        Or cool as shit. 8) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/21/2009, 6:23pm PDT NEW
        Unless Kurzweil is short for Future-Kurzweil, how the H.G. Wells would he know? NT by Gruman 03/21/2009, 6:44pm PDT NEW
            reddit post addressing this very question by Ray of Light 03/21/2009, 7:39pm PDT NEW
                Re: reddit post addressing this very question by Entropy Stew 03/21/2009, 9:10pm PDT NEW
                    That was written by me (for reddit) by Ray of Light 03/22/2009, 9:31am PDT NEW
                        Re: That was written by me (for reddit) by E. L. Koba 03/22/2009, 10:12am PDT NEW
                            time and progress turn compute problems into I/O problems by Ray of Light 03/22/2009, 12:23pm PDT NEW
                                Senor Barborito by Fussbett 03/22/2009, 3:04pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Senor Barborito by Entropy Stew 03/23/2009, 1:32am PDT NEW
                                        Not true~~~! by Zsenitan 03/24/2009, 9:26am PDT NEW
                                            So true NT by Kab(uke) Seme 01/17/2014, 1:03pm PST NEW
                        Re: That was written by me (for reddit) by Mischief Maker 03/22/2009, 2:58pm PDT NEW
                            Re: That was written by me (for reddit) by Ray of Light 03/24/2009, 8:09am PDT NEW
        Layman with questions, at the risk of sounding stupid! by Fussbett 03/27/2009, 10:35am PDT NEW
            Re: Layman with questions, at the risk of sounding stupid! by laudablepuss 03/27/2009, 12:16pm PDT NEW
                Re: Layman with questions, at the risk of sounding stupid! by Ray of Light 03/27/2009, 1:19pm PDT NEW
                    A few other things by Ray of Light 03/27/2009, 1:35pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Layman with questions, at the risk of sounding stupid! by Fussbett 03/27/2009, 2:13pm PDT NEW
                        (which is why I was using 10^16) NT by Fussbett 03/27/2009, 2:21pm PDT NEW
        Cat Brain achieved by Choson 11/18/2009, 11:16am PST NEW
            "The thinking part of the brain!" by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/18/2009, 2:01pm PST NEW
                Re: "The thinking part of the brain!" by Backpropagating Stew 11/19/2009, 7:41pm PST NEW
                    No by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/19/2009, 11:15pm PST NEW
    Update log: Ray is closing in on the prize (in his mind) by Fussbett 04/05/2010, 1:26pm PDT NEW
        Q1 2011 update: Computers good at Jeopardy (reference to "tweets" still ok) NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/20/2011, 5:17pm PST NEW
            sliding public idea of "what a computer can do" now biggest threat to my victory by Ray of Light 03/15/2011, 12:57am PDT NEW
                What do you think about surprise? NT by ELIZA 03/15/2011, 4:35am PDT NEW
    Twitter bots fool over 200 followers by E. L. Koba 03/27/2011, 6:05pm PDT NEW
        2012 Loebner Contest Website dumber than average Loebner chatbot by Souffle of Pain 05/18/2012, 3:13pm PDT NEW
            "The judge's questions appear in the bottom two panes." NT by WELL DUH what language ISN'T read f 05/19/2012, 8:32am PDT NEW
    Not looking good, Ray NT by Mysterious Stranger 01/01/2013, 8:51pm PST NEW
        Oh yeah? Computers are now taking on comedy. Already as funny as TDARCOS by Smell Gibson 01/04/2013, 7:10pm PST NEW
    Ray Kurzweil is now Google's director of engineering by Mr. Kool 01/02/2013, 8:17pm PST NEW
        It is not. by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/02/2013, 8:58pm PST NEW
    2013 Loebner Prize winner's qualifier round by Mitsuku 09/18/2013, 3:28am PDT NEW
    What happens if the test is "passed" by obvious moron judges? NT by viDEEooo! 11/14/2013, 5:59am PST NEW
    Two more years, Ray! NT by Ray of Light Fan 01/01/2014, 9:36pm PST NEW
    Supercomputer takes 40m to simulate less than 1% of brain for 1 second. by Last 01/13/2014, 2:57pm PST NEW
    Paid out at 80 cents on the dollar by Ray of Light 02/25/2014, 2:10am PST NEW
        A fine conclusion. One of the hallmarks of Caltrops. NT by Shredder 02/25/2014, 7:40am PST NEW
            "Will Ray or Fussbett still post to Caltrops by 2015" would have been a better b NT by Mysterio 05/14/2014, 10:42pm PDT NEW
        Re: Paid out at 80 cents on the dollar by laudablepuss 02/25/2014, 11:10am PST NEW
            Re: Paid out at 80 cents on the dollar by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/25/2014, 11:53am PST NEW
        Maybe you paid up too soon by laudablepuss 06/09/2014, 1:27pm PDT NEW
            You got played by Captain Cyborg by Entropy Stew 06/09/2014, 9:10pm PDT NEW
                This is why I don't make bets with real money :( NT by laudablepuss 06/09/2014, 9:15pm PDT NEW
                PSH, I've seen better chatbots by Ray Kurzwell 06/11/2014, 8:29am PDT NEW
                    No I'm a 13 year old little boy, I swear NT by To Catch an AI 06/11/2014, 4:35pm PDT NEW
        Stinky is going into a counter top MAME "cabinet". Stinks less after the timeout NT by FSBT 06/10/2014, 9:52pm PDT NEW
        Where do you post these days, Ray? NT by Mysterio Lollerson 02/11/2016, 7:41pm PST NEW
    2 chat bots have at it by oooooooooooo! 09/28/2014, 7:59pm PDT NEW
    Fussbett wins by Fussbett 01/01/2016, 11:25pm PST NEW
        Re: Fussbett wins by Rafiki 01/02/2016, 10:56am PST NEW
    The biggest upset of this thread by fabio 01/02/2016, 9:05pm PST NEW
        Re: The biggest upset of this thread by X 08/30/2023, 6:12am PDT NEW

I need some help. by Jerry Whorebach 09/01/2023, 10:02pm PDT NEW
    What did they do? by Kenji Carter 09/01/2023, 10:22pm PDT NEW
    How has this conflict been progressing, Jerry? NT by Kenji Carter 09/14/2023, 5:44am PDT NEW
        Everything has gone south :( by Jerry Whorebach 09/17/2023, 6:51pm PDT NEW
            I *guess* I should update you on this. I *guess*. by Injustice 10/04/2023, 9:35pm PDT NEW
                Wait how did you end up playing speakers at Jerry's house NT by Ator the flying eagle 10/05/2023, 4:28pm PDT NEW

I will be handing out a "husband's stitch" to many of you. by Husband Stitch 09/27/2023, 5:01pm PDT NEW
    Re: I will be handing out a "husband's stitch" to many of you. by Mysterioso 09/29/2023, 12:45am PDT NEW
        Precisely. So you can see how important my work is. NT by Husband Stitch 09/29/2023, 9:43am PDT NEW

Is Domino's Pizza any good nowadays? by Mischief Maker 09/13/2023, 3:22pm PDT NEW
    no NT by dr. no 09/13/2023, 3:30pm PDT NEW
        I shoulda figured, since they spend millions advertising tater tots with cheese. NT by Mischief Maker 09/13/2023, 3:37pm PDT NEW
    No sir by Mechapaw 09/13/2023, 4:12pm PDT NEW
    Little Caesars is better now, their stuffed crust is less NT by salty than PHut 09/14/2023, 12:25pm PDT NEW
        Little seizures near me isn't terrible by laudablepuss 09/14/2023, 12:52pm PDT NEW

What is the best decision you have ever made? NT by Your Friendly Neigjbirhood CoSysop 08/26/2023, 6:49pm PDT NEW
    Married my wife. NT by A FRIEND 08/26/2023, 10:32pm PDT NEW
    Married my wife. NT by Mysterio 08/27/2023, 9:13am PDT NEW
    Fucked their wives. NT by Mischief Maker 08/27/2023, 9:15am PDT NEW
        We all know you're an incel. No need to front. NT by A Message from Caltrops Cares 08/27/2023, 3:37pm PDT NEW
            Is that what she told you? NT by Mischiefcel 08/27/2023, 5:52pm PDT NEW
    Adopted a retarded Chinese kid(*) by pinback 08/27/2023, 3:20pm PDT NEW
        Oh no, what'd Mischief Maker do to this one :( NT by Injustice 08/27/2023, 6:21pm PDT NEW
            lol NT by laudablepuss 08/27/2023, 11:39pm PDT NEW

Aliens exist, guys NT by Johnny Fivedicks 07/27/2023, 1:27pm PDT NEW
    OK OK WE GET IT STOP ALREADY NT by NYC, SF, Martha's Vineyard, etc 07/27/2023, 2:17pm PDT NEW
        Hmmm? NT by Johnny Fivedicks 07/27/2023, 2:25pm PDT NEW
            I believe the correct term is "undocumented earthlings" by People Of Other PlanetS also accept 07/27/2023, 2:48pm PDT NEW
                Thank-you for that. I was worried I did something wrong here. by Johnny Fivedicks 07/27/2023, 3:07pm PDT NEW
                    'Awkward?' Why? Just because they're naked? Don't bring your weird Western hangu by ps 'round here, Pal 07/27/2023, 3:54pm PDT NEW
    Cool, just let me know when there's any evidence NT by laudablepuss 07/27/2023, 6:37pm PDT NEW
        Good news! There is. NT by Johnny Fivedicks 07/27/2023, 10:16pm PDT NEW
            Well then, glad that's settled NT by Well done, lads! 07/28/2023, 3:20pm PDT NEW
                You have no idea what we are talking about, do you? NT by ;) 07/28/2023, 9:48pm PDT NEW
                    Oh winkyface, you adorable genius by laudablepuss 07/28/2023, 11:52pm PDT NEW
    They built the pyramids! NT by Sam Bankman-Fried 07/27/2023, 8:11pm PDT NEW
    Where this story go? It was all over the place and then *poof* by did They get to everyone? Johnny? 08/12/2023, 3:39pm PDT NEW
        Re: Where this story go? It was all over the place and then *poof* by MM 08/13/2023, 5:47am PDT NEW
            Bah! Fucking X.com isn't even worth inlining anymore. by MM 08/13/2023, 5:49am PDT NEW

I require genetic seed data! by Doctor Harvey Killdozer 05/22/2023, 11:34pm PDT NEW
    But who will you get to play ball in 2023 NT by Seedy Rohm 05/22/2023, 11:48pm PDT NEW
        Re: But who will you get to play ball in 2023 by Doctor Harvey Killdozer 05/23/2023, 9:47am PDT NEW
            Re: But who will you get to play ball in 2023 by laudablepuss 05/23/2023, 10:51am PDT NEW
                Re: But who will you get to play ball in 2023 by Doctor Harvey Killdozer 06/01/2023, 9:03pm PDT NEW
                    ur a disgusting pervert NT by Jack Bauer 06/02/2023, 4:12pm PDT NEW
                        I mean, he's a worrier. There's room in each social circle for one. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/02/2023, 9:42pm PDT NEW
    I'm going to need something of serious value in return by Roop 05/23/2023, 11:58am PDT NEW
        Re: I'm going to need something of serious value in return by Doctor Harvey Killdozer 08/04/2023, 11:31am PDT NEW

"Discord was almost called Wyvern before blah blah not too proud of that one!" by Discord Sux 05/14/2022, 10:13am PDT NEW
    The prototype was called Child Grooming Simulator but it didn't test well NT by discord admins are pedos 05/16/2022, 6:53pm PDT NEW
        Re: The prototype was called Child Grooming Simulator but it didn't test well by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/30/2022, 10:47pm PDT NEW
    Discord is the worst app I'm forced to use every day. Fuck these SQUEE IDIOTS by SPRINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 07/10/2023, 3:55pm PDT NEW

POLL do you buy games you know you probably won't play? by Mysterio 01/03/2023, 12:02pm PST NEW
    No... why would you? NT by MM 01/03/2023, 1:29pm PST NEW
        1. To support the developer. NT by The Guy With One Item Lists 01/03/2023, 2:10pm PST NEW
        2. Because they are on sale. NT by Fullofkittens 01/03/2023, 7:10pm PST NEW
        I confess the truth is partially yes. by MM 06/30/2023, 10:08am PDT NEW
    Never intentionally, but absolutely by CattleHumper 01/04/2023, 7:40am PST NEW
        see, also: synthesizers, guitars, drum machines NT by Fullofkittens 01/04/2023, 10:02am PST NEW
        Oh, I guess I don't consider picking up freebie games "buying" NT by MM 01/04/2023, 10:52am PST NEW
    Yes just want to support the devs. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/04/2023, 11:37am PST NEW

Post in a way that would make Aitzaz Hasan proud. NT by I Hate Epic 06/21/2023, 9:17pm PDT NEW

The only thing more disturbing than AI art is animated AI art by Mischief Maker 06/06/2023, 10:28am PDT NEW
    They've done at least a half-dozen of these NT by Late Lawyer Man 06/06/2023, 10:59am PDT NEW
    I like the Matrix one by blackwater 06/07/2023, 4:37pm PDT NEW

The Submarine by Horus Truthteller 07/15/2020, 10:06am PDT NEW
    This is a great read, thanks NT by Vested Id 07/15/2020, 8:47pm PDT NEW
    "bloggers", "PR firms have yet to figure out how to influence online writers" NT by holy outdated, Batman! 06/05/2023, 5:47pm PDT NEW

You don't hear much about El Cid any more. NT by A Message From Caltrops Cares 05/29/2023, 5:10pm PDT NEW
    Someone was watching Jeopardy tonight. NT by MM 05/29/2023, 5:22pm PDT NEW
        Re: Someone was watching Jeopardy tonight. by A Message From Caltrops Cares 05/29/2023, 9:08pm PDT NEW
            Re: Someone was watching Jeopardy tonight. by MM 05/29/2023, 9:29pm PDT NEW
                Re: Someone was watching Jeopardy tonight. by A Message From Caltrops Cares 05/29/2023, 9:38pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Someone was watching Jeopardy tonight. by Jack Bauer 05/30/2023, 4:20am PDT NEW
            Bard's Tale is where I first of him, ages ago NT by laudablepuss 05/29/2023, 9:37pm PDT NEW
                ^heard NT by laudablepuss 05/29/2023, 10:08pm PDT NEW

Never knew erotic armwrestling was a thing, but now I need more of it in my life by MM 05/23/2023, 10:21pm PDT NEW

 
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