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TSA Precheck - $85 for five years? by Jack Bauer 09/24/2022, 10:49pm PDT NEW
    Worth it, good quality of life value. NT by Frequent Flyer 09/24/2022, 11:03pm PDT NEW
        thx NT by Jack Bauer 09/25/2022, 2:49pm PDT NEW
        Apparently after 9/11 a lot of enterpreneurs thought these services would be big by blackwater 09/26/2022, 2:34pm PDT NEW
            Apparently after 9/11 a lot of enterpreneurs thought these services would be big by Jack Bauer 09/27/2022, 12:10pm PDT NEW
    I'm guessing it depends on your airport. by pinback 09/30/2022, 7:31am PDT NEW

Has anyone noticed how stupid some police officers are? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/29/2022, 4:44am PDT NEW
    Some of us, yah NT by George Floyd,Ed Gein 09/29/2022, 8:48pm PDT NEW

Microsoft Teams and Outlook and One Note and One Drive FUCKING SUCK NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/11/2022, 6:57am PST
    Teams search can't find text that is literally copied from a message and put in by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/11/2022, 6:59am PST
        Re: Teams search can't find text that is literally copied from a message and by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/11/2022, 7:11am PST
        That conversation collapsing thing by Fullofkittens 02/11/2022, 2:49pm PST
            conversation collapsing by Rafiki 02/11/2022, 9:27pm PST
            Wow. I will never complain about Slack being down again NT by Entropy Stew 07/15/2022, 5:50am PDT
        Doesn't Google Chat do the collapsing thing too? by or am I dumb? 02/11/2022, 5:35pm PST
            Re: Doesn't Google Chat do the collapsing thing too? by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/11/2022, 10:04pm PST
    I blame cowardly decision makers who think it's 1996 and Microsoft is The Way NT by Patrick Johnson 02/11/2022, 7:26am PST
    Well, a great number of these geniuses will start applying for new jobs by Mysterio 02/14/2022, 3:06pm PST
    Re: Microsoft Teams and Outlook and One Note and One Drive FUCKING SUCK by CattleHumper 02/15/2022, 9:44am PST
        Re: Microsoft Teams and Outlook and One Note and One Drive FUCKING SUCK by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/18/2022, 7:00am PST
            Re: Microsoft Teams and Outlook and One Note and One Drive FUCKING SUCK by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/22/2022, 8:32am PDT
                Took 23 minutes to install Teams on my wife's laptop tonight. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/01/2022, 10:52pm PDT
                    Teams updates are looking GREAT!!! by TechRadar 05/02/2022, 8:09pm PDT
                        I'd pay $100 a mont if I could tell the Teams team what worthless shits they are by Mysterio 05/05/2022, 6:19am PDT
                            Teams team dunk tank revenue you say... NT by Micro$loth 05/05/2022, 7:30am PDT
                Outlook and rules by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/17/2022, 7:06pm PDT
    Seriously though, why is Edge that ONLY browser to not have a spellcheck? NT by yet it knows a word is misspelled? 05/02/2022, 3:59am PDT
        Ha, assumed I just had something wrong on my system. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/02/2022, 6:24am PDT
            Spell check disabled by default in Edge. Must be manually enabled. by answers.microsoft.com 05/02/2022, 8:12pm PDT
                Thank you. It's lovely.. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/02/2022, 9:15pm PDT
                    Why are you still using Edge btw? by blackwater 05/03/2022, 2:43pm PDT
                        I work in the glowing field of W E B S H I T by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/03/2022, 4:42pm PDT
                        Re: Why are you still using Edge btw? by Also blackwater 09/16/2022, 8:19am PDT NEW
                            lol the cables broke another one by it happens 09/16/2022, 12:52pm PDT NEW
            Am I having a Mandela effect moment? by Help 05/05/2022, 7:33am PDT
                It was pretty zippy and fresh with indexing on NT by Captain XP 05/05/2022, 8:49am PDT
    Is there a notetaking and/or knowledge management app that is actually good? by Entropy Stew 07/15/2022, 5:58am PDT
        Not OneNote, it sucks. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/15/2022, 7:41am PDT
            Did SublimeText raise their price to $80? NT by Mysterio 08/19/2022, 10:57pm PDT
        I find myself using VS Code for everything nowadays. NT by Fullofkittens 07/15/2022, 8:23am PDT
            It really is the product that justifies the rest of the company ha NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/15/2022, 11:55am PDT
        Ooh, lookie here, this guy’s too GOOD for notepad by dr. no 07/15/2022, 10:38pm PDT
            Good to see you, doc. missed ya lately. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/15/2022, 11:52pm PDT
    SSO logins and passwords are fucking stupid. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/15/2022, 7:39am PDT
    The Windows 10 "pull the cord 3 times" for safe mode by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/05/2022, 8:22pm PDT
        Pull the chain! NT by Bela Lugosi 09/09/2022, 2:56pm PDT NEW
        PULL THE CORD THREE TIMES IS HOW THEY DO IT FOLKS NT by ITS HOW THEY DO IT 09/11/2022, 8:56pm PDT NEW
    Windows 11 setup now requires internet connection and Microsoft account by Mysterio 09/09/2022, 2:18pm PDT NEW
        Re: Windows 11 setup now requires internet connection and Microsoft account by Snowjob McBlowjob 09/09/2022, 6:29pm PDT NEW
            and that's not all! by Mysterio 09/09/2022, 9:34pm PDT NEW
    Everyone state one thing that's gotten better about Windows since XP. NT by GO! 09/11/2022, 3:34pm PDT NEW
        The bundled desktop wallpapers are higher res? NT by Mischief Maker 09/11/2022, 3:58pm PDT NEW
        Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/11/2022, 8:52pm PDT NEW
        Multiple desktops. NT by pinback 09/12/2022, 2:15am PDT NEW
            Re: Multiple desktops. by Snowjob McBlowjob 09/12/2022, 1:50pm PDT NEW
            yeah these are good, I like these. NT by i_hate_goons.vbs 09/17/2022, 9:41pm PDT NEW
        modern Windows OSes are incomparably better than XP by laudablepuss 09/12/2022, 4:21pm PDT NEW
            Re: modern Windows OSes are incomparably better than XP by Rafiki 09/13/2022, 12:33am PDT NEW
                Re: modern Windows OSes are incomparably better than XP by laudablepuss 09/13/2022, 7:54am PDT NEW
            This is a bad answer by "It has more BITS!!!" 09/13/2022, 4:36am PDT NEW
                Vista 100% was better than XP NT by laudablepuss 09/13/2022, 7:11am PDT NEW
                    Eventually by CattleHumper 09/14/2022, 6:58am PDT NEW
                        Re: Eventually by laudablepuss 09/14/2022, 7:19am PDT NEW
                            Re: Eventually by CattleHumper 09/14/2022, 10:26am PDT NEW
                                Re: Eventually by laudablepuss 09/14/2022, 1:04pm PDT NEW
                                    Agreed. The end result is great, but the journey was a pile of pain. NT by CattleHumper 09/15/2022, 7:47am PDT NEW
                Also 64 bits vs 32 *at the time Vista came out* was a big fucking deal. by laudablepuss 09/13/2022, 7:43am PDT NEW
                You're telling me by The Atari Jaguar 09/14/2022, 10:48am PDT NEW
            Nokia N-Gage was better than the NES NT by Laudable 09/13/2022, 7:23am PDT NEW
        Win 7 was the peak by Entropy Stew 09/12/2022, 4:24pm PDT NEW
        WSL / WSL2, PowerShell, WDDM, exFAT support, support for more RAM (64bt support) by blackwater 09/13/2022, 10:53am PDT NEW
        Microsoft Rewards! NT by Roop 09/14/2022, 6:38pm PDT NEW

"Quiet quitting" "a soft life" by Mysterio 09/13/2022, 12:41pm PDT NEW
    Gawd I hate teenagers. First post do not be mean to me. by O'Mickey Mash 09/15/2022, 9:32am PDT NEW

Epic Games *fucked up* a chance to fix the iPhone econosphere by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/12/2022, 10:22am PDT NEW
    Judge, wheel this man into the courtroom! by blackwater 09/13/2022, 10:55am PDT NEW

I love the Grammarly plug in. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/11/2022, 10:50am PDT NEW
    Re: I love the Grammarly plug in. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/11/2022, 11:07am PDT NEW

Please help by laudablepuss 08/30/2022, 11:17pm PDT
    Update: none of this matters and I'm dumb NT by laudablepuss 08/31/2022, 4:10pm PDT
        lol funny story? NT by was he just trolling you? 08/31/2022, 8:15pm PDT
            Re: lol funny story? by laudablepuss 09/01/2022, 7:33am PDT
    Re: Please help by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/11/2022, 10:49am PDT NEW

I fucking *hate* Mexican commerials [on YouTube] by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/07/2022, 8:24am PDT NEW
    22204 (Arlington, Virginia) by Tomb of the Unknown Poster 09/07/2022, 8:40am PDT NEW
    adblock plus is your friend. by CattleHumper 09/07/2022, 10:03am PDT NEW
        Re: adblock plus is your friend. by laudablepuss 09/07/2022, 4:21pm PDT NEW
            Re: adblock plus is your friend. by CattleHumper 09/07/2022, 5:22pm PDT NEW
                I think it considers Google Analytics an ad. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/07/2022, 6:49pm PDT NEW
        Re: adblock plus is your friend. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/09/2022, 7:18am PDT NEW
            No, Firefox does not come with adblock enabled by default you lunatic. NT by laudablepuss 09/09/2022, 9:13am PDT NEW
                Re: No, Firefox does not come with adblock enabled by default you lunatic. by laudablepuss 09/09/2022, 9:17am PDT NEW
                    Is Ublock origin no longer a good one? NT by Mischief Maker 09/09/2022, 10:06am PDT NEW
                        Honestly, I've never found one that *wasn't* good by laudablepuss 09/09/2022, 10:44am PDT NEW
                Oh yes, Firefox does come with adblock enabled by default. it does for me. by Tansin A. Darcos 09/11/2022, 8:47am PDT NEW
    Que? NT by Paco 09/10/2022, 4:00pm PDT NEW
        Te diré 'qué'. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/11/2022, 9:09am PDT NEW

OVEN IS GOING TO BE A GRIND by Mysterious Stranger 08/24/2022, 12:06pm PDT
    Perhaps a Caltrops Union base for these posts NT by Fatted Cat 08/24/2022, 12:46pm PDT
        Us Mysterios are going to unionize. NT by Mysterio 08/24/2022, 12:58pm PDT
    I BULLIED A MUSEUM by Mysterio 09/03/2022, 10:12am PDT
    PC Gamer is unreadable on mobile. by Mysterio 09/06/2022, 6:01am PDT NEW
        Yeah, it's a lot better there on Firefox. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/06/2022, 6:30am PDT NEW

Intentionally provocative Hot Takes thread NT by Mischief Maker 03/21/2021, 9:22am PDT
    Re: Intentionally provocative Hot Takes thread by Mischief Maker 03/21/2021, 9:25am PDT
        I guess we'll find out if they ever make a movie that's just like Aliens NT by but without the themes. 03/21/2021, 9:43am PDT
        That's true... ish. by Blackwater 03/21/2021, 10:02pm PDT
            Re: That's true... ish. by E. L. Koba 03/22/2021, 5:22pm PDT
        I see your point, but consider this... by Olive Kalamata 03/23/2021, 7:09am PDT
    Steak is overrated. NT by Mysterio 03/21/2021, 11:17pm PDT
        people who get angry at others for ordering well done should be put to death NT by fuck off, foodies 03/22/2021, 10:45am PDT
            Burn in the same hellfire that wrought your carbon steak by Entropy Stew 04/19/2021, 10:39pm PDT
                Agreed. Well done steak guy somehow finding this place is weird. NT by Ichabod 04/20/2021, 7:42am PDT
                    And yet he's 100% right so NT by laudablepuss 04/20/2021, 8:50am PDT
                        It's like watching a woman get punched in the teeth by her boyfriend by Entropy Stew 04/20/2021, 12:00pm PDT
                            Peter Davison doesn't care how you eat him, he's just glad you're interested. by laudablepuss 04/20/2021, 2:10pm PDT
                of course the most disgreeable guy on Caltrops would be enraged by of course 04/20/2021, 4:40pm PDT
                    A room you're in doesn't count as occupied, bud NT by Entropy Stew 04/21/2021, 3:14am PDT
                What is your reaction to people eating jerky? NT by omgwtfbbq?!!! 05/20/2021, 4:37pm PDT
    Bill Hicks wasn't funny NT by Rafiki 03/22/2021, 6:33pm PDT
        I agree with this :( NT by laudablepuss 03/22/2021, 6:43pm PDT
        Patrice O'Neal was funnier than Pryor, Murphey, AND Carlin by James "Stephanie" Sterling 03/23/2021, 11:53am PDT
            Re: Patrice O'Neal was funnier than Pryor, Murphey, AND Carlin by laudablepuss 03/23/2021, 12:43pm PDT
        If Bill Hicks wasn't funny, what the fuck was Denis Leary? NT by Droz 03/28/2021, 12:23pm PDT
            mostly louder NT by laudablepuss 03/29/2021, 1:18pm PDT
    Windows Vista was a huge improvement over XP NT by laudablepuss 03/23/2021, 10:58am PDT
    Ducktales NES was only good comparative to other licensed games NT by LJN garbage 03/23/2021, 11:24am PDT
    Daydream Nation is overrated by Rafiki 03/27/2021, 11:51am PDT
    Zelda and Mario games are boring and trite. NT by Mysterio 03/29/2021, 2:04am PDT
        Even SMB? NT by Horus Truthteller 03/29/2021, 11:46am PDT
            Thought so. Shaddap about Mario. NT by Horus Truthteller 04/20/2021, 9:10pm PDT
        Adventure of Link was the best Zelda game. NT by Fuck BotW and its SS2 weapon breaks 04/20/2021, 10:26pm PDT
    Open World games are just mediocre action games with a commute between levels. NT by MM 04/19/2021, 3:19pm PDT
        All Metroidvanias would be better off as tightly designed linear levels by git gud Souls 04/21/2021, 1:05pm PDT
            True, the best Castlevanias are the linear ones. NT by MM 04/21/2021, 11:35pm PDT
                Caltrops triggers ES: the thread NT by Entropy Stew 04/22/2021, 12:21am PDT
                I agree by cant tell if you're sarcastic thoug 04/22/2021, 1:28pm PDT
        I think Breath of the Wild actually got this right by Rafiki 04/23/2021, 12:00am PDT
    The problem with 40k is all the non-imperals 'r boring Saturday cartoon villains NT by Mischief Limited Character Count 04/19/2021, 5:32pm PDT
    Boss fights are terrible and shouldn't be in most games NT by E. L. Koba 04/22/2021, 2:46pm PDT
        First no prayer in school, now no life lessons of any kind by Vested Id 04/22/2021, 4:31pm PDT
            Re: First no prayer in school, now no life lessons of any kind by E. L. Koba 04/23/2021, 3:00pm PDT
        What about bosses that become normal enemies in later levels? NT by MM 04/23/2021, 4:38pm PDT
            Acceptable! by E. L. Koba 04/25/2021, 1:38pm PDT
    Office chair reviews should let you filter by weight by Rafiki 04/25/2021, 1:34pm PDT
        Neither NT by Cheap ASS! 04/25/2021, 5:45pm PDT
    Opera sucks dick. by Droz 04/29/2021, 7:22pm PDT
        I don't like music from 200 years ago, just music from 100 years ago NT by Rock music is as dead as opera 04/30/2021, 6:34am PDT
            Yeah but it's better. It rocks harder. Just like me. NT by Droz 04/30/2021, 10:50am PDT
                Droz is right. Opera is stupid. NT by Kirahu Nagasawa 04/30/2021, 11:15am PDT
                    What about Rock Opera? NT by Mischief Maker 04/30/2021, 11:41am PDT
                        That's fine NT by Kirahu Nagasawa 04/30/2021, 1:06pm PDT
        The best classical stuff is from the early period. by blackwater 05/07/2021, 1:51am PDT
            Carmina Burana is 20th century and it fucking SLAPS! by Mischief Maker 05/07/2021, 6:54am PDT
                Mars is down there with Flight of the Valkyries in terms of songs I never want by Droz 05/07/2021, 5:20pm PDT
                    Think of your favourite science-fiction movie. by Droz 05/07/2021, 7:36pm PDT
                        Fuck it I would take PIL NT by Droz 05/07/2021, 7:52pm PDT
                        Worse! How are you going to convey the vast emptiness of space w/ Sex Pistols? by Mischief Maker 05/07/2021, 8:01pm PDT
                            Sex Pistols: apparently strangers to emptyness? by Droz 05/07/2021, 8:15pm PDT
        I've listened to more opera in the last two years than you have in you entire li by Droz 05/07/2021, 6:08pm PDT
            OK, now I'm curious. Why do you listen to all these operas you hate? by blackwater 05/08/2021, 12:43am PDT
                Re: OK, now I'm curious. Why do you listen to all these operas you hate? by laudablepuss 05/08/2021, 1:49am PDT
                You hit the nail on the head. by Droz 05/11/2021, 9:24pm PDT
    Not liking something is the 2nd most boring opinion you can have about it. by Fullofkittens 05/12/2021, 8:36am PDT
        Tomorrow I'm visiting the Opera Hall of Fame, it's in that cave from The Descent NT by Droz 05/12/2021, 8:49am PDT
        The most boring thing is not liking peoples' opinions of not liking things NT by soul of wit 05/12/2021, 11:14am PDT
            haha! got im! by Vidinfox 05/12/2021, 2:30pm PDT
                This response is worse though :gnaws apple: NT by Otis Ferguson 05/12/2021, 2:33pm PDT
                    Dont try to out snark me. You wont win. NT by Vidinfox 05/12/2021, 3:23pm PDT
                        Hmm "snark" :pats yawn: that one really takes me back NT by Otis Ferguson 05/12/2021, 3:29pm PDT
                            Stop it. NT by Vidinfox 05/12/2021, 4:16pm PDT
                            *taps thread* you can fit so many snarks in this NT by Fullofkittens 05/13/2021, 6:16am PDT
                I don't like this reply NT by Are you on the edge of your seat ye 05/12/2021, 4:11pm PDT
        hmm, seems like the hot take thread couldn't take the hot of my take take NT by Fullofkittens 05/19/2021, 10:16am PDT
            Die Fledermaus sucks dick. by Droz 06/24/2021, 7:46pm PDT
                I think you might be right by Roop 06/24/2021, 7:58pm PDT
                why do you keep watching operas if you don't like them NT by not watching them is right there 06/25/2021, 7:00am PDT
                His name in that was by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/25/2021, 8:43pm PDT
    Simulator games where you pay for your own repairs and supplies were never fun. by Mischief Maker 06/01/2021, 9:52am PDT
    Me, MM, and ICJ are the only decent posters on this website. NT by pinback 06/08/2021, 2:37pm PDT
        Just insanely untrue (ICJ excepted) by Otis Ferguson 06/08/2021, 3:11pm PDT
        90% of pinback caltrops content is whining about steam reviews and caltrops NT by respect Jerry and Rafiki, you SHIT 06/08/2021, 4:45pm PDT
            The former is untrue and the latter is impossible. NT by pinback 06/08/2021, 7:00pm PDT
        Hey that reminds me by laudablepuss 06/08/2021, 8:42pm PDT
            You are upset by my intentionally provocative hot take. NT by pinback 06/08/2021, 8:54pm PDT
                Sure by laudablepuss 06/08/2021, 9:41pm PDT
                    Re: Sure by Tim Sweeney 06/08/2021, 11:08pm PDT
                spicy thread but then you played the “it’s just a hot take” card by blackwater 06/24/2021, 9:24pm PDT
        But who does the best gaming streams? by Roop 06/08/2021, 8:54pm PDT
        Nah, my posts suck. NT by MM 06/08/2021, 10:02pm PDT
    The Lord of the Rings was an allegory for the failure of communism. by Droz 06/13/2021, 9:31pm PDT
        Re: The Lord of the Rings was an allegory for the failure of communism. by laudablepuss 06/14/2021, 7:23am PDT
        Ouch, terrible take by blackwater 06/28/2021, 1:50pm PDT
    LOST is a good show from beginning to end. by Fullofkittens 06/14/2021, 11:33am PDT
        Re: LOST is a good show from beginning to end. by ;= 06/14/2021, 11:49am PDT
    Anyone that uses the phrase "my students" by I Hate Epic 06/24/2021, 6:34am PDT
    Schitt's Creek wasn't a "gay show" until it got popular. NT by pinback 06/25/2021, 11:30am PDT
        I'm a gay show when I got big NT by Tim Sweeney 06/25/2021, 8:44pm PDT
    Card-mediated RPGs are superior to dice-mediated ones. Especially on computer. NT by Mischief Maker 06/28/2021, 12:02pm PDT
        examples? NT by laudablepuss 06/28/2021, 1:16pm PDT
            Slay the Spire, Tainted Grail, The Magister, Thea, hell even Steamworld Quest. NT by MM 01/12/2022, 10:54pm PST
        How is that possible? NT by Kirahu Nagasawa 06/29/2021, 8:23am PDT
    I think we should have another Iraq war, but this time we should win. NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/12/2022, 8:44pm PST
        I won that wR by Cliff Jumper 01/13/2022, 10:27pm PST
    Bitcoins were a smart investment. NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/12/2022, 8:51pm PST
        Now is a great time to buy the dip NT by Rafiki 06/18/2022, 1:14pm PDT
    Everyone needs to get COVID-19 sooner or later, might as well get it over with. NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/12/2022, 8:51pm PST
        This is, unfortunately, the mainstream orthodox take now. NT by Fullofkittens 01/13/2022, 6:30am PST
            It didn't have to be this way by E. L. Koba 01/13/2022, 2:16pm PST
                Actually, it did have to be this way. by blackwater 01/15/2022, 8:49pm PST
        We should be spraying COVID out of firehoses onto the streets by fuck anti-vaxxers 01/14/2022, 4:47am PST
            Except vaccinated people can still get long covid. :( by Fullofkittens 01/14/2022, 6:04am PST
            Fun Fact: Joe Rogan's alt-medicine store Onnit sold for $100 million last May. by Mischief Maker 01/14/2022, 6:44am PST
                Re: Fun Fact: Joe Rogan's alt-medicine store Onnit sold for $100 million las by GoblAm 01/14/2022, 11:07am PST
                    Shareblue is apparently putting Joe Rogan on blast now, FYI. by blackwater 01/15/2022, 8:54pm PST
                        The problem with Rogan is he's liberal, never voted for a Republican president by Roop 01/16/2022, 11:18am PST
                            Ivermectin is a de-wormer. Covid-19 is not a worm. by MM 01/16/2022, 1:26pm PST
                                Who cares what he takes. The vaccines aren't stopping Omicron anyway. by GoblAm 01/16/2022, 2:47pm PST
                                    Re: Who cares what he takes. The vaccines aren't stopping Omicron anyway. by lololoololol 01/16/2022, 6:47pm PST
                                        Hi Jhoh NT by GoblAm 01/16/2022, 10:09pm PST
                                Do not take what your doctor prescribes by Roop 01/16/2022, 4:36pm PST
                                    Roop the dumb rube by lololoololol 01/16/2022, 6:48pm PST
                                I suppose next you'll be mocking urine NT by chugging piss to own the libs 01/16/2022, 6:41pm PST
                                    Nah, I'm skipping straight to them taking T-blockers as the new miracle cure! NT by Trans-ing myself to own the libs. 01/16/2022, 7:25pm PST
    Shadow of the Colossus on a struggling PS2 looked way cooler than the HD remakes NT by Mischief Maker 02/16/2022, 7:45pm PST
    "Bro" and "babe" are not gendered insults. by Super Mario 02/20/2022, 2:42pm PST
    The Holocaust probably did happen, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. NT by Final word on the subject. 03/19/2022, 7:11pm PDT
    The prejudice against gluten requires an entire generation who have never baked NT by their own bread. 03/20/2022, 1:51pm PDT
        based NT by blackwater 03/21/2022, 10:11pm PDT
    "You realize there's porn on the internet?" people are tedious faggots by truth 04/13/2022, 9:59am PDT
    All Unity games are starting to look and play the same. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/24/2022, 7:32am PDT
        Time for layoffs then by blackwater 06/29/2022, 8:40pm PDT
    fabio couldn't handle the heat here so he left. by THE FART MASTER 06/24/2022, 8:57pm PDT
        'Sup fahbs NT by Mysterio 06/25/2022, 6:04pm PDT
            Re: 'Sup fahbs by THE FART MASTER 06/25/2022, 6:45pm PDT
    The Midjourney and Dall-E shit is so masturbatory by Patrick Johnson 06/27/2022, 6:39am PDT
    Like it or not, you are bisexual. by Happy Pride Month 06/27/2022, 8:27am PDT
        Re: Like it or not, you are bisexual. by KC Louie 06/27/2022, 8:30am PDT
            There needs to be a word for people who are only into AFABs or AMABs. by Happy Pride Month 06/27/2022, 9:58am PDT
                No offense but that sounds like some fucking commie gobbledygook by KC Louie 06/27/2022, 10:10am PDT
                    We get more parades than a Vietnam vet, and all we gotta do is be willing to by fuck a girl in a tuxedo. 06/27/2022, 11:13am PDT
        Re: Like it or not, you are bisexual. by Gaige Grosskreutz 06/27/2022, 8:37am PDT
        I feel like we should have months for the other deadly sins by blackwater 06/27/2022, 3:42pm PDT
            More Peterson memes! by Mischief Maker 06/27/2022, 5:33pm PDT
    Conservatives should be upset about the repeal of Roe V Wade because they evil by Roop 06/27/2022, 9:05pm PDT
        aw look how smug and happy he is. It's adorable! NT by laudablepuss 06/27/2022, 10:01pm PDT
            But I'm pro-choice by Roop 06/27/2022, 11:19pm PDT
        You realize that Medi-Cal exists and covers illegal immigrants? by blackwater 06/27/2022, 10:17pm PDT
            Keep breaking those ceilings blackwater! NT by Roop 06/27/2022, 11:20pm PDT
                You're not... being especially coherent here by blackwater 06/28/2022, 10:47pm PDT
                    This post made me think of tdarcos for some reason by apropos of nuthin i'm sure 06/29/2022, 12:32am PDT
                        Re: This post made me think of tdarcos for some reason by Mysteriobama 06/30/2022, 6:49pm PDT
                    I say free abortions for the illegal foreigners as well as the normal foreigners NT by Roop 06/29/2022, 5:21am PDT
        You can't fault this take for not being hot. NT by i_hate_goons.vbs 06/30/2022, 9:02am PDT
            Someone starts a hot take thread, you cant be mad when the takes are hot NT by Yaris 06/30/2022, 9:47am PDT
        Re: Conservatives should be upset about the repeal of Roe V Wade because they by Mysterio 07/02/2022, 7:43pm PDT
            Re: Conservatives should be upset about the repeal of Roe V Wade because they by Roop 07/02/2022, 8:38pm PDT
                LOL. So it took less than a week for the greasy edgelord pushing 50 to break NT by character 07/03/2022, 4:03pm PDT
                    You changed my mind about the sanctity of life NT by Roop 07/04/2022, 12:19am PDT
            Re: Conservatives should be upset about the repeal of Roe V Wade because they by lenin's linens 07/03/2022, 2:53am PDT
        There's a bunch of states working on making it illegal to cross state lines to NT by do this kind of thing-Fullofkittens 07/03/2022, 2:52pm PDT
    COVID-19 vaccines were developed using cell lines derived from aborted children NT by Clarence Thomas 06/30/2022, 8:56pm PDT
        Hot take NT by or fake quote??? 06/30/2022, 10:51pm PDT
    Webshits that say "shareholder value" only do so because they think people won't by argue with them 07/01/2022, 11:50am PDT
    Pink telling fascists to not listen to her music is so brave, so daring by Mysterio 07/04/2022, 10:56am PDT
    "Beyond Meat" jerky is better than any major meat-based jerky on the market. NT by And I ain't no faggy vegetarian 08/21/2022, 10:35am PDT
        This was in the wrong thread. NT by WRONG THREAD FAIRY 08/21/2022, 12:23pm PDT
            No it wasn't. Man this BBS software bites it. NT by And I ain't no faggy vegetarian 08/21/2022, 1:29pm PDT
        Re: "Beyond Meat" jerky is better than any major meat-based jerky on the market. by Mysteriobama 08/21/2022, 6:24pm PDT
        Sell me on it? NT by John Smith, Wise Man 08/21/2022, 8:37pm PDT
            Okay. by And I ain't no faggy vegetarian 08/22/2022, 6:16am PDT

Microsoft CEO on working from home. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/18/2020, 10:04pm PDT
    Re: Microsoft CEO on working from home. by laudablepuss 05/28/2020, 1:11pm PDT
        Re: Microsoft CEO on working from home. by Uncle Ted's Cabin 06/04/2020, 7:36pm PDT
    Re: Microsoft CEO on working from home. by pinback 06/09/2020, 12:45pm PDT
    Re: Microsoft CEO on working from home. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/30/2022, 10:43pm PDT
    I've been in the business long enough to know it doesn't matter what I think by blackwater 07/31/2022, 4:42pm PDT
        MAGAs on SF will never stop being funny. by Mysterio 08/01/2022, 6:31am PDT
            They're right, but, it doesn't matter NT by Lol 08/01/2022, 10:12am PDT
    Malcolm Gladwell: hypocritical piece of shit by Horus Truthteller 08/08/2022, 4:47pm PDT

Bicyclists are Assholes. by Mischief Maker 01/28/2013, 2:41pm PST
    Was this the east side of town or the west? Just curious. NT by laudablepuss 01/28/2013, 3:00pm PST
        Downtown. Students. NT by Mischief Maker 01/28/2013, 3:04pm PST
    More Bicycle Assholery. by Mischief Maker 01/28/2013, 3:14pm PST
        Probably why communism requires a dictator. :( NT by laudablepuss 01/28/2013, 3:19pm PST
    Re: Bicyclists are Assholes. by fabio 01/28/2013, 4:25pm PST
        douche off by fabio 01/28/2013, 4:34pm PST
            The basketball guy NT by Fullofkittens 01/28/2013, 7:21pm PST
        Said someone by Who never rides a bike 07/30/2014, 4:59pm PDT
            threaded forums are sure hard by laudablepuss 07/31/2014, 9:04am PDT
    If your car was steamroller you'd complain it's too slow, gets shitty gas miles NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 01/28/2013, 10:38pm PST
    Nothing beats San Francisco/Bay Area bikers by Arbit 01/29/2013, 12:36pm PST
    Ha-ha! by Mischief Maker 02/08/2013, 6:35pm PST
    Therapy by justified homicide 02/27/2013, 8:26pm PST
        Best video I have ever seen. NT by Souffle of Pain 02/27/2013, 9:24pm PST
        another by death threat depreciation 11/29/2014, 10:58pm PST
        More Critical Mass assholes by fuckers 09/14/2015, 4:01pm PDT
            Even funnier, it was a ZIPCAR NT by the poster child for going CARLESS 09/14/2015, 10:20pm PDT
    More assholes by fabio 03/01/2013, 5:21pm PST
    Re: Bicyclists are Assholes. by Roop 03/01/2013, 11:06pm PST
        "I should have killed him when I had the chance. He'd be dead now." -Breaking Aw NT by ay Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/02/2013, 12:20am PST
            You could turn it all around in an instant--and become instantly wheelchair cool by Roop 03/02/2013, 4:05am PST
    Come to think of it by withheld 03/03/2013, 2:51pm PST
        damn by withheld 04/03/2013, 10:24pm PDT
    ASSHOLES by withheld 04/05/2013, 12:17pm PDT
        "Poverty Tourists" I like that! I'm gonna use that in the future. by Mischief Mixer 04/05/2013, 12:47pm PDT
    So I tried to rent a bike by fuckers 05/16/2013, 9:50am PDT
        See my previous post about the red bikes by Mischief Maker 05/16/2013, 10:41am PDT
            There's only 2 reasons for this as far as I can tell by fuckers 05/16/2013, 11:09am PDT
                Ah Yes, a little of the ol' bilk and milk! NT by Worm 05/16/2013, 1:23pm PDT
        Holy shit. Zipcar is like $74 a day NT by Entropy Stew 05/16/2013, 11:59am PDT
            and we're less than $1000 NT by limos 05/16/2013, 2:24pm PDT
    Asshole bicyclist takes matters into his own hands by asshole 05/29/2013, 3:01am PDT
        Ballcap+sunglasses over balaclava sets new standard for all douchebags. NT by fucking newbie 05/29/2013, 5:19am PDT
        "Thieves bring out the worst in this city" by Worm 05/29/2013, 6:21am PDT
    Assholes x14 by Mischief Maker 07/20/2013, 5:48pm PDT
        The whole bike taxi trend is obnoxious by fuckers 07/24/2013, 7:53pm PDT
    Felony Manslaughter by laudablepuss 07/24/2013, 11:13am PDT
        The victim was jaywalking so they cancel each other out, your honor! NT by MM 07/24/2013, 4:09pm PDT
    The only people worse than cyclists are motorists. by Jerry Whorebach 07/24/2013, 1:12pm PDT
        Re: The only people worse than cyclists are motorists. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/24/2013, 2:24pm PDT
            Knock on Wood.. . by ICJ 07/24/2013, 7:14pm PDT
        Being a rider made me a better driver by Entropy Stew 07/25/2013, 11:00am PDT
            It literally gives you spider-sense by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 07/26/2013, 12:52am PDT
                Shortly after I started riding I nearly ended up in an SUV's grille by Entropy Stew 07/26/2013, 6:53am PDT
    Simply touching a bike gives total ownership of the road. by Mischief Maker 09/10/2013, 6:11pm PDT
    So I've started biking to work by fabio 07/27/2014, 11:26pm PDT
        Sidewalks by Fullofkittens 07/28/2014, 3:45am PDT
        Absolutely correct by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/28/2014, 7:16am PDT
            Per your request... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/28/2014, 1:34pm PDT
                "Denver Be Bikes" NT by god 07/28/2014, 2:25pm PDT
                    Can you make all your posts with a high-end ASCII character please? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/28/2014, 5:38pm PDT
        Re: So I've started biking to work by laudablepuss 07/28/2014, 3:10pm PDT
            Re: So I've started biking to work by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/28/2014, 5:39pm PDT
                My bike store guy by Fullofkittens 07/28/2014, 6:01pm PDT
        The roads in the US just aren't designed for bicycles. by blackwater 08/01/2014, 1:25am PDT
            I might have bought this before I started biking myself by fabio 08/01/2014, 11:38pm PDT
                Yep. I drive really slow, in the ultra-fast lane... because... by blackwater 08/02/2014, 8:48am PDT
                    Re: Yep. I drive really slow, in the ultra-fast lane... because... by Fullofkittens 09/27/2014, 6:59pm PDT
        More encounters with the bicyclist menace by fabio 08/05/2014, 6:06am PDT
            They really are garbage human beings. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/13/2014, 11:21am PDT
                "Utterly amazed that they don't, as a culture, stop" NT by THE ETERNAL CYCLIST 07/16/2017, 1:05pm PDT
    Over here it's not that big of a problem, at least not out here in the sticks by Eurotrash 08/02/2014, 1:02am PDT
    Douchebag saxophonist and competitive cyclist renders mother braindead in NY by WITTGENSTEIN 09/21/2014, 6:01am PDT
    Re: Bicyclists are Assholes. by Mischief Maker 09/29/2016, 6:53am PDT
        Re: Bicyclists are Assholes. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/29/2016, 9:02am PDT
            I suggest we bring back the pillory by Public Bikehole Punishment 10/01/2016, 1:27pm PDT
    Another bicyclist gets what he deserves by Car Owner, "Thought Leader" 07/15/2017, 11:42pm PDT
        Be honest, how many times did everyone replay the impact? NT by mine was 18 07/16/2017, 6:41am PDT
        Only twice! by buy satisfying :DDD 07/16/2017, 1:01pm PDT
    100% Agree!!! Any reasonable adult would just mount their bike to a car and NT by drive it to a fucking bike trail. 07/16/2017, 8:32pm PDT
        Yeah, cuz the bike commuter assholes who we're complaining about are the same NT by As recreational trail bikers 07/16/2017, 10:59pm PDT
        "and drive it off a cliff" NT by THE ETERNAL CYCLIST 07/16/2017, 11:07pm PDT
            I heard the eternal footman, bought himself a bike to race. NT by Tori Amos 07/16/2017, 11:35pm PDT
        Hey it's the VR guy! by Hi, VR guy! 07/16/2017, 11:35pm PDT
            Unless you guys are being ironically anti-cyclist here, I'm pretty sure all I NT by did was agree with the OP. 07/17/2017, 1:18am PDT
                Three exclamation points causes the sarcasm detector to trigger NT by laudablepuss 07/17/2017, 11:38am PDT
                    He who disobeys The Automobile, PBUH, will be punished NT by Death to the cycle-sympathizers!!! 07/17/2017, 10:10pm PDT
            That wasn't me. Wow guys, don't lose your minds about someone being optimistic. NT by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/18/2017, 8:52am PDT
                The word you're looking for is "passive aggressive" NT by fag 07/18/2017, 9:08am PDT
                    We were thinking more "deluded" by Caltrops judges 07/18/2017, 9:17am PDT
                    Oh no, was someone with a different opinion "passive aggressive" in tone to you? by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/18/2017, 10:13pm PDT
                        It's not MY fault you cretins are too blind to appreciate THE FUTURE! NT by oh no muh opinions!!! 07/19/2017, 6:22am PDT
                            I really upset you this much? NT by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/19/2017, 10:30am PDT
                                He doesn't seem upset to me. Are you upset? Maybe you're upset NT by STRAWNMOWER MAN 07/19/2017, 11:22am PDT
                                    He seemed upset to me, yes. But I'm sure you know him better, so fair enough. NT by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/19/2017, 12:01pm PDT
                                        Could someone link a video of a car plowing through this subthread? NT by Mysterioso 07/19/2017, 12:02pm PDT
                                            Re: Could someone link a video of a car plowing through this subthread? by Sure 07/21/2017, 8:23am PDT
                                I am laughing at you filling your pants with futurist poo, you dummy. NT by "umad?" that's all you got? 07/19/2017, 12:09pm PDT
                                    I also have optimism about the future of VR, but that seems too much for you. NT by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/19/2017, 3:24pm PDT
                                        a case of mistaken identity by Mysterio, "The Cyclist Terminator" 07/19/2017, 9:36pm PDT
                                    Let's all enjoy Fussbett's classic post on futurists by hoverboard 07/19/2017, 7:41pm PDT
                                        Fussbett's outlook is admirable NT by Mysterio, "The Cyclist Terminator" 07/19/2017, 9:33pm PDT
                                        Speculating on 1 or 2 upcoming generations of video games is being a futurist? by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/20/2017, 11:34pm PDT
                        In the future I'll be accused of cyber bullying. NT by Nostradamus 07/19/2017, 7:26am PDT
    "Fixie" Enthusiast, Murderer by Chillum 08/16/2017, 1:15pm PDT
    Is it alright to hate on street joggers under this thread as well, or should I NT by start up another one? thank you. 08/17/2017, 5:10am PDT
        Post funny stories wherever! This thread is good, either way is fine NT by laudablepuss 08/17/2017, 3:57pm PDT
        Why bother hating on joggers? NT by They're destroying their knees 08/18/2017, 11:12am PDT
            ^confirmed fatty NT by activate capture net 08/20/2017, 5:55pm PDT
    Yeah, fuck people who don't want to drive a gas-guzzler by - "Caltrops", thought leader 08/17/2017, 3:49pm PDT
        Please put your pants back on, crazy NT by laudablepuss 08/17/2017, 3:58pm PDT
    Bicyclists ARE assholes. Well not all of them but, you know. by deep illiom 08/18/2017, 10:36pm PDT
    Exhibit #751-A by Mysterio 07/15/2018, 10:53am PDT
        Re: Exhibit #751-A by good so far 09/10/2018, 12:36pm PDT
    What's up with hopping a lane to the left to turn right? by Ichabod 11/15/2020, 9:40am PST
        Re: What's up with hopping a lane to the left to turn right? by pinback 11/15/2020, 10:29am PST
    oh my GOD by Mysterio 03/21/2021, 7:22pm PDT
        How did he not get clotheslined? I'm reflexively clotheslining him right now. NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/21/2021, 7:40pm PDT
    Councilwoman DeGise cleans up the streets of New Jersey by Roop 08/01/2022, 12:31pm PDT
        See how long it takes them to say that the bicyclist ran a red light. Count by the minutes 08/01/2022, 7:48pm PDT
            You can see her, with both hands on the wheel, staring straight ahead NT by driving with purpose 08/01/2022, 8:50pm PDT
            ya caint just hit someone and drive off. ya just caint NT by pinback 08/02/2022, 4:15am PDT
                Two rules of cycle collisions: never remove the helmet NT by and always "swing through" 08/02/2022, 9:57am PDT

I don't like the new guard here. NT by Old Guard (OG) behind an alias 07/23/2022, 11:42am PDT
    Maybe we don't like you. NT by Gaige Grosskreutz 07/23/2022, 12:00pm PDT
    Did you use to review wargames for Computer Games Strategy Plus as THE GROGNERD? NT by That seems like something you'd do. 07/23/2022, 3:14pm PDT
    Half the old guard are Trump scrotum suckered at this point by Dummy 07/25/2022, 4:33pm PDT
        It's hard to tell by hO 07/25/2022, 5:43pm PDT
            Most of those guys left. by Well, most everyone left. 07/25/2022, 8:03pm PDT
        I don't think anyone here has EVER talked about Trump except 1 or 2 lefties by blackwater 07/26/2022, 1:33pm PDT
            US in WWII: 4 years. Korea: 3 years. Vietnam: ~10 years. Afghanistan: 13 years. by NEED MOAR WAR 07/26/2022, 2:56pm PDT
                Correct. Biden, who was elected to not commit crimes, on Afghanistan: by Mysterious Stranger 07/27/2022, 7:45am PDT
                    Forget Discord, you boys need a TikTok channel NT by China Joe 07/27/2022, 9:58am PDT
                        "China Joe" by Mysterio 07/27/2022, 11:57am PDT
                            I went with China Joe because it's funny NT by but I'll settle for bothering you 07/27/2022, 12:03pm PDT
                                "I was just pretending to be retarded." NT by China Joe 07/27/2022, 12:04pm PDT
                                    Ok then, so what's the point of using "China Joe" by China Joe 07/27/2022, 12:11pm PDT
                            Let's not do this. Yes "China Joe" is dumb. by Patrick Johnson 07/27/2022, 12:03pm PDT
                                Hey Patrick, NT by suck my Johnson 07/27/2022, 12:33pm PDT
                            Re: "China Joe" by blackwater 07/27/2022, 11:35pm PDT
                                Re: "China Joe" by Trump stood up to China!!!!!!!!! 07/28/2022, 6:12am PDT
                                Also by Trump stood up to China!!!!!!!!! 07/28/2022, 6:19am PDT
                                You're an 80 IQ bleacher and I pity you. by fucking moron 07/28/2022, 7:01am PDT
                                    Jesus Christ. You guys can't communicate like this to people. by Patrick Johnson 07/28/2022, 8:15am PDT
                                        It's crazy shit and I don't know how anyone fixes it. by Fat Autistic Fuck 07/28/2022, 8:26am PDT
                                            It's fake reasonableness masquerading as "civility". by laudablepuss 07/28/2022, 8:40am PDT
                                                "They're only acting civil to make me look deranged!" is a bold position to take NT by November's looking bad, huh? 07/29/2022, 2:08am PDT
                                                    "Joe Biden directly sold gas to China" is also bold position to take NT by You fucking retard 07/29/2022, 6:12am PDT
                                                        Here is the headline from Reuters, that far-right conspiracy site by blackwater 07/29/2022, 3:31pm PDT
                                                            Are you trying to re-explain with condescension? After getting it wrong? by fucking moron 07/30/2022, 11:35am PDT
                                                            Re: Here is the headline from Reuters, that far-right conspiracy site by laudablepuss 07/31/2022, 3:31am PDT
                                        Try to pull your shit together, Patrick NT by laudablepuss 07/28/2022, 8:42am PDT
                                        Can't we be CIVIL when rebuking people supporting the end to democracy? by oh my stars and garters! 07/28/2022, 6:52pm PDT
                                    I don't know what a patent is. Can you explain it to me? NT by I'll hang up and listen. 07/28/2022, 10:19am PDT
                Afghanistan: 20 years, actually. by MM 07/27/2022, 9:47am PDT
                I brought up half a dozen things, but sure, let's talk about just Afghanistan. by blackwater 07/27/2022, 11:39pm PDT
                    Re: I brought up half a dozen things, but sure, let's talk about just by Trump stood up to China!!!!!!!!! 07/28/2022, 6:15am PDT
                    By your logic, Hillary gets Trump's credit for axing TPP cuz she talked about it NT by MM 07/28/2022, 4:24pm PDT
                        Hillary Clinton literally travelled the world drumming up support for TPP by blackwater 07/29/2022, 3:43pm PDT
                            And Trump doubled the number of troops in Afghanistan and dropped the MOAB. NT by MM 07/29/2022, 5:13pm PDT
                                This is a weird argument. Want to give it another shot? NT by Sky Crime 07/29/2022, 9:39pm PDT
                                    My point is "talk is cheap," genius. NT by MM 07/29/2022, 10:03pm PDT
                                        So first, thanks for having an intelligent discussion. by blackwater 07/30/2022, 5:55pm PDT
                                            Re: So first, thanks for having an intelligent discussion. by fucking moron 07/30/2022, 7:59pm PDT
                            Agreed on TPP. NT by Hiiiiiiiii 07/30/2022, 8:11pm PDT
                    Also RE: Republicans cranking the Afghanistan meat-grinder forever to save face: by MM 07/29/2022, 5:47am PDT
                        Re: Also RE: Republicans cranking the Afghanistan meat-grinder by fucking moron 07/30/2022, 8:10pm PDT
                        They voted for a piece of shit that buried the mother of his children on a golf NT by course for tax purposes 08/01/2022, 7:47pm PDT
            True. The guys here that voted for Trump don't bring him up. However. by Mysterio 07/27/2022, 9:14am PDT

"Discord was almost called Wyvern before blah blah not too proud of that one!" by Discord Sux 05/14/2022, 10:13am PDT
    The prototype was called Child Grooming Simulator but it didn't test well NT by discord admins are pedos 05/16/2022, 6:53pm PDT
        Re: The prototype was called Child Grooming Simulator but it didn't test well by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/30/2022, 10:47pm PDT

Who the hell uses a pointing stick instead of the touchpad? NT by trackballs of steel 02/11/2021, 8:59am PST
    You mean a stylus? NT by MM 02/11/2021, 10:03am PST
        Nevermind. I didn't know that's what those fucking things were called. NT by MM 02/11/2021, 10:04am PST
    "Your fingers never have to leave the home row!" by pointing NIPPLE apologists 02/11/2021, 11:15am PST
        Oh, I was calling it the clitoris this whole time by laudablepuss 02/11/2021, 11:29am PST
        Have you actually.... used a trackpad or a trackpoint? by blackwater 02/12/2021, 3:09pm PST
            Re: Have you actually.... used a trackpad or a trackpoint? by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/12/2021, 4:17pm PST
    Re: Who the hell uses a pointing stick instead of the touchpad? by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/30/2022, 10:44pm PDT

We're inviting people over, so clean it up around here. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/30/2022, 5:11pm PDT
    Ok, thanks NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/30/2022, 10:37pm PDT

Nursing homes are suing friends and family for money. by Mr. 3000 and his blob 07/28/2022, 11:28am PDT
    Some people don't care for my posts, it seems. NT by Mr. 3000 and his blob 07/28/2022, 4:02pm PDT
        Re: Some people don't care for my posts, it seems. by Roop 07/28/2022, 8:07pm PDT
            I would enjoy a bar with hot nurses. by Mr. 3000 and his blob 07/29/2022, 7:40am PDT
                Who could dislike this man's posts NT by Vested Id 07/29/2022, 11:52am PDT
    I've had nothing but bad experiences with nursing homes by blackwater 07/29/2022, 11:09am PDT

Hi! Do we have any Mexicans on this forum? Mexican'ts need not apply. by Jerry Whorebach 06/28/2022, 6:11pm PDT
    With a long enough extension cable I suppose it is fine by Jack Bauer 06/28/2022, 6:23pm PDT
        Interesting, but carrying cable sadly isn't an option for me :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/28/2022, 6:46pm PDT
            (I have all my shitty computers connected by CAT5 BTW.) NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/28/2022, 6:49pm PDT
        You don't need an extension cord any more by Bupo Wingnut 06/28/2022, 6:53pm PDT
            Didn't even know you could get them without strings - this thread is paying off! NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/29/2022, 11:38am PDT
    I used to have a corded weed whacker by blackwater 06/28/2022, 10:37pm PDT
        Is there a good alternative to a weedwacker? I'm not married to the idea. by Jerry Whorebach 06/29/2022, 12:32pm PDT
            Napalm NT by laudablepuss 06/29/2022, 12:44pm PDT
                That's just gas and styrofoam, right? So we're back to paying for gas :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/29/2022, 12:51pm PDT
                    Brawndo? NT by laudablepuss 06/29/2022, 1:15pm PDT
            Buy a goat NT by blackwater 06/29/2022, 4:28pm PDT
            Fireworks? Salt the earth? NT by Rafiki 06/29/2022, 6:51pm PDT
            Shitfool, leave it BE! NT by The pollinators of Canada 06/29/2022, 7:22pm PDT
            Buy a TW-200 and a scythe by Entropy Stew 07/04/2022, 3:41pm PDT
                All of these replys are fucking awesome. by Jerry Whorebach 07/14/2022, 6:43pm PDT
                    Bad answer, fat person. by The pollinators of Canada 07/14/2022, 6:52pm PDT
    How has your mother been doing, Jerry? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/23/2022, 9:44pm PDT

Here is how much I hate all of you by The Edgelord 07/11/2022, 2:16pm PDT
    hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate NT by AM 07/11/2022, 7:33pm PDT
        You're cool. DM me. NT by The Edgelord 07/11/2022, 7:46pm PDT
    *Eats Gorrister's face* NT by Benny 07/11/2022, 8:42pm PDT
        Chompo chomp ch NT by cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon 07/12/2022, 12:42pm PDT

ZERO INGREDIENT NO BAKE CHOCOLATE CAKE by laudablepuss 07/07/2022, 8:04am PDT
    This made me laugh today. Thank you, old friend. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/07/2022, 1:23pm PDT

1998: after Ross discovered date rape, but before he knew about rape-by-fraud. by Injustice 07/06/2022, 1:19pm PDT

Robert Eugene Crimo III by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/05/2022, 5:35pm PDT

No Man's Sky + Katamari Damacy = ROLL MAN'S SKY NT by Entropy Stew 07/04/2022, 2:19pm PDT
    Hi. NT by Mysterio 07/04/2022, 3:22pm PDT
    Cheech and Chong's Roll Out NT by The Cryptkeeper 07/04/2022, 3:31pm PDT

Good to know if Twitter ever goes down there's a real time back up on the front by page of imgur 06/28/2022, 8:46am PDT
    You need to find some new sites. NT by Gaige Grosskreutz 06/28/2022, 1:50pm PDT
        Really? They seem pretty sane over there. by This got 2000 up votes 06/28/2022, 4:21pm PDT
            Does Imgur have sko social aptitude test you're required to fail before by you can join? 06/28/2022, 6:30pm PDT
            I seriously thought this was going to be stonetoss from the first few panels NT by blackwater 06/28/2022, 10:40pm PDT

Food delivery -- what's your strategy? by laudablepuss 06/15/2022, 3:04pm PDT
    Re: Food delivery -- what's your strategy? by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/15/2022, 5:10pm PDT
        So many questions by laudablepuss 06/15/2022, 5:43pm PDT
            I will admit in naming their place they included the necessary context clues NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/15/2022, 8:43pm PDT
                Meanwhile, I refuse to order from "fork your way in" because it sounds too stupi NT by laudablepuss 06/15/2022, 9:21pm PDT
    If they deliver your order wrong you can report it and get freebies by blackwater 06/16/2022, 5:20pm PDT
        Yes but I can't eat the refund so it still sucks NT by laudablepuss 06/16/2022, 6:35pm PDT
    Ghost kitchens by Fullofkittens 06/16/2022, 5:58pm PDT

I'm happy and I want you all to be as well. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/03/2022, 4:56pm PDT
    Fuck! NT by Entropy Stew 06/04/2022, 3:42pm PDT
    Re: I'm happy and I want you all to be as well. by Mischief Maker 06/04/2022, 10:06pm PDT
    Hey! It works. by blackwater 06/04/2022, 10:33pm PDT
    Do you have air conditioning, ICJ? NT by Kirahu Nagasawa 06/13/2022, 5:49pm PDT
        No!! NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/14/2022, 10:08am PDT

Post your AI art NT by Yaris 06/12/2022, 11:04pm PDT
    No NT by Rorschach 06/13/2022, 2:01pm PDT
        Then how about saving us? NT by laudablepuss 06/13/2022, 2:13pm PDT
    Can I just jerk off onto the screen instead? by Kirahu Nagasawa 06/13/2022, 5:48pm PDT

The eBay Vault. A new record for stupidity? by Fat Autistic Fuck 06/09/2022, 10:48am PDT
    Oh god, it's like people taking their physical goods and turning them into NFTs. NT by Mischief Maker 06/09/2022, 12:03pm PDT
        Whoops by Mischief Maker 06/09/2022, 12:04pm PDT
    I used to have a roommate who collected Magic: the Gathering cards by blackwater 06/09/2022, 4:18pm PDT

Let's post optical illusions. by JPG Man 06/01/2022, 6:43am PDT
    "new to science?" NT by MM 06/01/2022, 9:10am PDT
    Re: Let's post optical illusions. by hO 06/01/2022, 9:27am PDT
        Guy remembered how angry he was at George Floyd two years later by Slow Clap Applause 06/01/2022, 7:51pm PDT
            You have to admire the dedication. by Gaige Grosskreutz 06/01/2022, 8:07pm PDT

Got a problem with long airport lines, incel? by Mysterio 05/31/2022, 1:15pm PDT
    Here's another twat on a different subject by Mysterio 05/31/2022, 1:19pm PDT
        Fuckhead then uses that as proof he's owning the libs NT by Becomes millionaire, senator 05/31/2022, 4:54pm PDT

Today I got hired at Meta. by Kranos 02/22/2022, 5:59pm PST
    Do they call you a "Metamate?" by Mischief Maker 02/22/2022, 7:23pm PST
        "Metamate" would be a good name for a sex robot. by blackwater 03/02/2022, 5:03pm PST
    I'm going to quit because my manager is a sociopath. by Kranos 05/18/2022, 11:10pm PDT
        A piece of me over the cameras? by duct tape 05/20/2022, 9:58am PDT
        Women, in MY "squad"? NT by You got bigger problems nerd 05/20/2022, 12:07pm PDT
            It's an IT thing. NT by Horus P. Truthteller 05/22/2022, 3:06pm PDT
        See if any whores banned from instagram will sleep with you before you leave by blackwater 05/21/2022, 10:34am PDT
            "skin-fluencer" NT by future serial killer nic 05/22/2022, 9:42am PDT

Hackernews man seeks relief from the burden of being TOO PERFECT by blackwater 05/20/2022, 12:25am PDT

God Of War is a solid AAA title I'm sure but does it really deserve 10/10? NT by Gamerdads are the worst. 04/25/2018, 9:20pm PDT
    The answer to this is No, btw by Rafiki 05/15/2022, 8:56pm PDT
        Rafiki reviews NT by only reason I still visit 05/16/2022, 8:16am PDT
        Did you play on PS4 or Windows, Rafiki? by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/16/2022, 8:35am PDT
            Windows by Rafiki 05/16/2022, 11:30am PDT
                I am humbled by your continued partnership. Thank you. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/16/2022, 1:20pm PDT

eBay just brazenly stealing money from people! It's insane! by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/09/2022, 9:01am PDT
    Re: eBay just brazenly stealing money from people! It's insane! by E. L. Koba 05/10/2022, 5:36pm PDT
    I appreciate you talking about this. I really do. by blackwater 05/11/2022, 3:04pm PDT
        Also, the exec team might just harass the shit out of you, criminally. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/13/2022, 8:59am PDT
            Yeah, remember that when a tech company says they want your real name. by blackwater 05/13/2022, 4:56pm PDT

Happy Mother's Day by Horus Truthteller 05/08/2022, 9:55am PDT
    She died in 2012. NT by Fullofkittens 05/08/2022, 4:31pm PDT
        Ah..... well by Horus Truthteller 05/08/2022, 5:37pm PDT

This is the worst "back to the office" opinion piece ever. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/26/2022, 10:38am PDT
    Re: This is the worst "back to the office" opinion piece ever. by Richard Linklater 04/26/2022, 10:48am PDT
    Published April 1st...? NT by Fullofkittens 04/30/2022, 11:36am PDT
        Think it's a Mitch Hedberg death thing by John Smith, Wise Man 04/30/2022, 11:52am PDT
            I envision sand piling beneath her vagina NT by In a teeny tiny piramid 04/30/2022, 5:53pm PDT

I don't care about Johnny Depp's boring-ass trial, youtube! NT by Mischief Maker 04/30/2022, 6:11am PDT

What do you guys think about wearing a karate gi for pyjamas? by Kirby Super Star 04/24/2022, 10:26am PDT
    I'm worried about damage to furniture if you're throwing hadoukens in your sleep NT by Mischief Maker 04/24/2022, 10:43am PDT
        No worries, I don't actually know karate. by Kirby Super Star 04/24/2022, 12:22pm PDT
            Pink. NT by MM 04/24/2022, 1:13pm PDT
                That would be my second choice, after Caltrops purple. by Kirby Super Star 04/24/2022, 2:59pm PDT

FALSE NT by FLAG! 04/13/2022, 5:47pm PDT
    nicely done NT by Qanon 04/14/2022, 6:12pm PDT
    *applauds* NT by BLM 04/14/2022, 6:50pm PDT
        George Floyd is alive? NT by MM 04/14/2022, 9:54pm PDT
    W-w-w-whataboutwhatabout NT by Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 04/14/2022, 7:54pm PDT
    There's a politics forum NT by hO 04/14/2022, 9:35pm PDT
    Re: FALSE by FLAG! 04/18/2022, 10:17pm PDT
    Re: FALSE by Gasoline 04/18/2022, 10:32pm PDT
        Welp FAG NT by , I guess 04/19/2022, 7:42pm PDT

Why do the eyes glow??!!!! by MM 04/18/2022, 7:39pm PDT

"Google Domains is out of beta" by I actually laughed out loud 03/15/2022, 11:31am PDT
    And is now being cancelled.... by (rimshot) 04/13/2022, 10:53am PDT

I have proof. by Gu.rf 04/06/2022, 11:18pm PDT
    Did they give you the anal probe? NT by Mischief Maker 04/07/2022, 4:20am PDT
        No. Did you read my me.ssage? NT by Gu.rf 04/07/2022, 7:14pm PDT
            Was it a prostate message? NT by Preparation 51 04/08/2022, 4:49pm PDT
                Re: Was it a prostate message? by Gu.rf 04/08/2022, 6:26pm PDT
                    It was most likely propelled by resonant cavity thrusters. NT by Preparation 51 04/08/2022, 6:44pm PDT
    Re: I have proof. by ALERT THE MEDIA! 04/07/2022, 6:20pm PDT
        What? No. NT by Gu.rf 04/07/2022, 7:14pm PDT
            Impaled, thrashing, squealing... NT by Them damn aliens! 04/08/2022, 4:23pm PDT
                Re: Impaled, thrashing, squealing... by Gu.rf 04/08/2022, 6:24pm PDT
                    This has ended up not being a very happy story, but hey we averted nuclear war by Roop 04/08/2022, 7:27pm PDT
                        Re: This has ended up not being a very happy story, but hey we averted nuclear by Gu.rf 04/08/2022, 11:16pm PDT
    So how did you come by this evidence? by Roop 04/08/2022, 12:24am PDT
        Re: So how did you come by this evidence? by Gu.rf 04/08/2022, 3:46pm PDT
    Show us the proof NT by on the doll where it went 04/08/2022, 11:55am PDT
    Were you on the U.S.S. Anus? by blackwater 04/08/2022, 2:03pm PDT
        Re: Were you on the U.S.S. Anus? by Gu.rf 04/08/2022, 6:24pm PDT
    Finally, Caltrops has an official butt stuff thread NT by laudablepuss 04/08/2022, 2:27pm PDT
        Re: Finally, Caltrops has an official butt stuff thread by laudablepuss 04/08/2022, 2:39pm PDT
        I'm so proud of you, *shares restricted video* NT by laudablenuss 04/08/2022, 4:49pm PDT
            Just click on it you retard NT by laudablepuss 04/08/2022, 7:19pm PDT

I'm going to grift every one of you. NT by GUTS! 04/05/2022, 5:56pm PDT
    I saw a movie about grifters once, it was called This Ain't Herman's Head XXX. NT by Super Mario 04/05/2022, 6:09pm PDT

Maybe "DanPriceSeattle" should shut the fuck up and stop tweeting all day by Mysterio 03/31/2022, 11:16am PDT

Electroboom is funny NT by gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 03/20/2022, 10:23am PDT
    It's true, a guy getting shocked is good stuff. by Mysterio 03/20/2022, 1:09pm PDT

I'm casting a F R I E N D S H I P spell on Caltrops! by uh oh spagetti o's 03/01/2022, 1:17pm PST
    FAGS! NT by Metamagic 03/01/2022, 2:09pm PST
        it worked ;) by uh oh spagetti o's 03/10/2022, 9:19am PST

The first robot hookers will be VR augmented reality real dolls NT by truth 02/18/2022, 2:24pm PST
    Re: The first robot hookers will be VR augmented reality real dolls by Mysterio 02/19/2022, 11:54am PST

I believe Batman's chest hair should be shaped like a bat. NT by Super Mario 02/19/2022, 11:41am PST

Mandela Effect NT by Let's discuss 02/01/2022, 7:29pm PST
    I'm a Mandela...Mandelit...Mandelani...Mandelorian? by kyrie derbingle 02/01/2022, 10:15pm PST
        Re: I'm a Mandela...Mandelit...Mandelani...Mandelorian? by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/02/2022, 7:28am PST
    I remember I never called him a terrorist back in the day. by a public figure 02/02/2022, 5:11am PST
        Exactly. We were reasonable men. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/02/2022, 2:40pm PST
    I was in a movie that was so bad it formed a singularity by Sinbad 02/02/2022, 8:04am PST
    Ignorant American children conflating Nelson Mandela with Steve Biko or someone. by The Truth 02/02/2022, 1:01pm PST
        I don't wanna run the world NT by US 02/02/2022, 4:15pm PST
        Golf CLAP! NT by You bring truth to power Queen! 02/02/2022, 4:52pm PST
        I mean, I don't think anyone believed we'd merged timelines or anything by R U a cyborg or something? 02/02/2022, 6:02pm PST
            I don't go to parties. by The Truth 02/03/2022, 1:37pm PST
                Yes, social isolation is the secret to mastering social virtue by Elliot Alderson b lyk dam son 02/03/2022, 8:50pm PST
            Did BDR make this post? NT by How embarrassing 02/11/2022, 5:41pm PST
                No by But thanks for the compliment 02/11/2022, 9:25pm PST

9-12 meeting example by Fussbett 04/13/2009, 1:30pm PDT
    Alert the Cables! NT by Do they KNOW about this guy??? 04/13/2009, 3:28pm PDT
        For. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/13/2009, 3:34pm PDT
    "Burn all the books!" by Inky, Blinky & Pinky 04/13/2009, 3:33pm PDT
        "Kill the Hatians!" NT by Glenn Beck's Grand Theft Morality 04/13/2009, 4:40pm PDT
    This is right-wing "teabagging?" I'm disappointed, yet also relieved. NT by Mischief Maker 04/13/2009, 5:28pm PDT
        Most of them are still secretly gay. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/13/2009, 6:14pm PDT
        Hey! Hey! This movement is non-partisan! NT by Beard location: neck 04/13/2009, 6:32pm PDT
            He has NO PROBLEM with the Constitutionalist Party by Souffle of Pain 04/13/2009, 7:07pm PDT
    Camerawoman: possible "faker"? by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/14/2009, 12:34pm PDT
        Re: Camerawoman: possible "faker"? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/14/2009, 12:51pm PDT
            all of hollywood is a rovian plant NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/14/2009, 12:52pm PDT
                Also killing them won't bring back your goddamn honey (but I know what will). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/14/2009, 12:54pm PDT
        Normally I hate people being fake and ironic on the internet. by Fussbett 04/14/2009, 1:23pm PDT
    2nd Life teaparty by FABIO 04/16/2009, 1:30pm PDT
        Also a lot of people with sign posts impaled through their bodies in various way by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/16/2009, 1:35pm PDT
        Re: 2nd Life teaparty by Fussbett 04/16/2009, 1:45pm PDT
        Re: 2nd Life teaparty by up with pod people 04/16/2009, 2:02pm PDT
            It could be a reference to the other protesters even. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/16/2009, 2:26pm PDT
            Re: 2nd Life teaparty by FABIO 04/16/2009, 5:28pm PDT
                What if you just really love Kool Aid? They oughta put Crystal Light there NT by James Jones 04/16/2009, 5:38pm PDT
                    CRYSTAL LIGHT IS GROSS NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/16/2009, 6:37pm PDT
                        final word on crystal light NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/16/2009, 6:44pm PDT
                            no, its amazing NT by Mysterio 01/09/2022, 8:47pm PST
                The Kool Aid gets you more than drunk :( NT by Fussbett 04/16/2009, 6:01pm PDT
        Well, I just found Carmen Sandiego NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/16/2009, 2:05pm PDT
    This is what Caltrops used to be by cunts 01/10/2022, 2:04pm PST

 
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