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The Caltrops Wild Card Meetup by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/24/2012, 1:16am PST
    ITEM! The Jays are like 11-71 already. So this is cancelled. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/07/2013, 10:46am PDT

Are the Rockies ... Good? by laudablepuss 04/25/2022, 4:16pm PDT
    Re: Are the Rockies ... Good? by Mysterio 04/27/2022, 5:34am PDT
        No! They aren't! NT by Oh 04/27/2022, 12:21pm PDT
            Yeah the games since my post indicate they're backsliding pretty hard NT by laudablepuss 04/27/2022, 1:01pm PDT
                A solid 23 and 31, looking good fellas! by laudablepuss 06/05/2022, 5:00pm PDT
        Re: Are the Rockies ... Good? by laudablepuss 04/27/2022, 1:17pm PDT

Mets billionaire owner cries like a bitch on Twitter on missed free agent by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/24/2021, 3:06pm PST

Well, I'm glad Mandy didn't live to see this by laudablepuss 02/02/2021, 9:18am PST
    I'd like people at Rockies games to have "LEAVE COLORADO" signs by laudablepuss 02/02/2021, 9:53am PST
    They didn't get SHIT for him. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/02/2021, 2:25pm PST
        Re: They didn't get SHIT for him. by Horus Truthteller 08/09/2021, 12:02pm PDT

Whoops! by Mischief Maker 05/29/2021, 7:20pm PDT
    I would call this the worst defensive play in baseball history. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/29/2021, 8:40pm PDT
        You are correct. But this clip takes me back to little league. NT by Mischief Maker 05/30/2021, 9:57am PDT

Baseball owners during a pandemic by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/13/2020, 6:40am PDT
    Crisis brings clarity NT by Owners remain shitheels 05/13/2020, 6:08pm PDT
    Never forget the A's are owned by pigs. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/20/2020, 6:46am PDT

Yankee fans are scum by How I Hate Them 10/18/2019, 6:25am PDT

Jt. Realmuto hates Jared Hughes by Mysterio 09/01/2019, 3:54pm PDT

There was another Caltrops Jays game! by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/07/2019, 11:45am PDT

Albert Almora Jr. supports a woman's right to choose. NT by God bless him 05/29/2019, 6:57pm PDT

Bryce Harper did nothing wrong by Rey Mysterio Jr. 05/30/2017, 7:56am PDT
    Holy shit fuck you Strickland. by The Happiness Engine 05/31/2017, 6:14pm PDT

Let the Trevor Story trade deathwatch begin NT by laudablepuss 04/06/2016, 2:41pm PDT
    I would LOVE to run the Rockies. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/15/2016, 9:33am PDT
        They pretty much righted the ship. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/10/2017, 7:30pm PDT

Otis Nixon missing by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/10/2017, 7:29pm PDT

A non-fan of baseball watches That Inning from the 2015 ALDS by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/31/2016, 11:10am PDT
    that was amazing, watched the whole thing. Comedy gold NT by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 05/31/2016, 2:29pm PDT
    This was great. NT by mark 06/02/2016, 6:25pm PDT

OOTP 17 is out by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/22/2016, 3:17pm PDT

Keith Law by A FRIEND 02/09/2016, 10:50am PST

Rogers is the worst owner in sports. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/29/2015, 12:20pm PDT

(FUKKIN BATFLIP) 8) NT by Alcides Escobar 10/23/2015, 9:52pm PDT
    It's pretty funny! by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/24/2015, 5:31pm PDT

Blue Jays banning beer in the nosebleed section by WITTGENSTEIN 10/19/2015, 7:43pm PDT

The Handshake Thread by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/15/2015, 12:50pm PDT
    I hope the Astros sweep you by WITTGENSTEIN 10/15/2015, 2:09pm PDT

Game 1 Rangers-Blue Jays Megathread - 4th inning by WITTGENSTEIN 10/08/2015, 1:58pm PDT
    5th Inning - OHHHHhhhhHHHHH SHIIIIIIIT NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/08/2015, 2:16pm PDT
        6th Inning - FUCK BAUTISTA NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/08/2015, 2:33pm PDT
            Rangers up 1-0 by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/08/2015, 3:33pm PDT
    Game 2 - 3rd inning by WITTGENSTEIN 10/09/2015, 10:41am PDT
        5th inning - SON OF A BASTARD FUCK NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/09/2015, 11:19am PDT
            8th Inning - NAPO MOTHERFUCKIN LI NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/09/2015, 12:09pm PDT
                10th Inning - Goddamnit fuckit I don't care anymore by WITTGENSTEIN 10/09/2015, 12:52pm PDT
                    Beltre is so clearly going to hop up and get the GWRBI. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/09/2015, 1:07pm PDT
                        Maybe Loup will save you NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/09/2015, 1:12pm PDT
                        And now I bet Tolleson is going to choke. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/09/2015, 1:18pm PDT
                        12th Inning - BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAGH NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/09/2015, 1:44pm PDT
                            Meanwhile, the Astros are destroying the Royals. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/09/2015, 1:59pm PDT
                                I'm so excited. If we crush the Blue Jays it's time for the Texas World Series NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/09/2015, 2:13pm PDT
                                    Yes. People will finally recognize that Texas produces the best baseball talent. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/09/2015, 3:26pm PDT
                                        Maybe not. by WITTGENSTEIN 10/11/2015, 8:20pm PDT
                                            Game 4 - 1st Inning - "Hey let's go see the box score" by WITTGENSTEIN 10/12/2015, 1:32pm PDT
                                                It's like keeping a monster in your bedroom closet. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/12/2015, 1:48pm PDT
                                                    Game 5 - 5th Inning by WITTGENSTEIN 10/14/2015, 3:01pm PDT
                                                        Re: Game 5 - 5th Inning by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/14/2015, 3:11pm PDT
                                                            I at least hope Choo gets an RBI for that! NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/14/2015, 3:34pm PDT
                                                                7th inning - canadians throwing trash on the diamond by WITTGENSTEIN 10/14/2015, 3:56pm PDT
                                                                    Joey Bats with the most savage bat flip of the year by Sports Illustrated 10/14/2015, 4:04pm PDT
                                                                        This game is fucked by WITTGENSTEIN 10/14/2015, 4:08pm PDT
                                                                Video of Choo's RBI by Sports Illustrated 10/14/2015, 4:10pm PDT
                                                                    Play of the year NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/14/2015, 4:57pm PDT
                                                                        I've got a video to post by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/14/2015, 4:58pm PDT
                                                                            Photo by Sports Illustrated 10/14/2015, 10:21pm PDT
                                                                                WAIT. Wait, this one. by Sports Illustrated 10/14/2015, 10:23pm PDT
                                Bizarro World Prediction: Cubs vs the Astros NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/09/2015, 2:14pm PDT
                                14th Inning - I think the umpires just want this game to be over too NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/09/2015, 2:23pm PDT
                                    AWWWW YEAH! NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/09/2015, 2:25pm PDT
                                        I'd just like to remind ESPN they said the Rangers would never make it past ALDS NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/09/2015, 2:47pm PDT
                                            And we were right, thanks for watching. NT by ESPN 10/14/2015, 4:51pm PDT

Regardless of what happens, there is one thing to always remember by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/14/2015, 8:08am PDT

Cubs are going to win the World Series, buttheads NT by Biff Tannen 10/09/2015, 12:54pm PDT
    Understood. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/09/2015, 1:06pm PDT
        BELIEVE IT, BUTTHEADS! NT by Biff Tannen 10/14/2015, 7:58am PDT

Rangers vs Blue Jays for the first round by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/07/2015, 9:49am PDT
    Re: Rangers vs Blue Jays for the first round by Sports Illustrated 10/07/2015, 10:11am PDT
    I AM. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/07/2015, 2:18pm PDT
    Shall we wager? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/07/2015, 2:20pm PDT
        I'd be happy to wager either: by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/07/2015, 6:44pm PDT
            Pre-order copy of XCOM 2 NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/07/2015, 7:11pm PDT
                AGREED by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/07/2015, 9:01pm PDT

Hey ICJ NT by How about those Blue Jays? 08/11/2015, 10:56am PDT
    It has been a delightful couple of weeks by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/11/2015, 11:48am PDT
        Oh shit NT by FIRST PLACE 08/13/2015, 12:24pm PDT
            Basically playing this as loud as possible after each victory by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/13/2015, 9:50pm PDT
                Dude. NT by FIRST PLACE 08/23/2015, 9:13pm PDT
                    https://streamable.com/mvgr by https://streamable.com/mvgr 09/27/2015, 6:55pm PDT
                        Revere dropping the Gatorade somewhere near Windsor was great, too. =) NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/27/2015, 8:33pm PDT

Let's Play: BaseWars by WITTGENSTEIN 09/16/2015, 12:23pm PDT

THE FUCKING BLUE JAYS by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/05/2009, 2:12pm PDT
    Fuck, I'm in by Fussbett 05/05/2009, 2:26pm PDT
        There have been many clandestine Caltrops hookups just fyi. by Zsenitan 05/05/2009, 2:49pm PDT
            Are you hinting that you already fucked pod people? We heard it here fist. NT by Fussbett 05/05/2009, 3:03pm PDT
                No, I FUCKED MM. I _made love_ with PP. Both times: it was beautiful. NT by Zsenitan 05/05/2009, 3:12pm PDT
                    I still caress the bite marks when in a reflective humour NT by up with pod people 05/05/2009, 3:14pm PDT
        business deal! by up with pod people 05/05/2009, 3:16pm PDT
    Document the trip. Photograph Fussbett right in his fucking face. NT by Quétinbec 05/05/2009, 3:56pm PDT
        You're not allowed to bring flash photography into the Skydome, which is why eve NT by ryone thinks Cito Gaston is black 05/05/2009, 4:07pm PDT
        You already have his Skate 2 avatar, what more do you want? NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/05/2009, 4:23pm PDT
    A chink in the armor! NT by The Boston Red Sox 05/21/2009, 8:23pm PDT
        Possibly, BUT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/21/2009, 11:53pm PDT
            Well, it was a nice ride. Halladay, Marcum, Romero, McGowan and Tallet in '10. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/26/2009, 11:20am PDT
                10 was kind of a shitty ride by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/05/2010, 9:58pm PDT
                    Texas Rangers off to a good start. by Fortinbras 10/06/2010, 3:14pm PDT
                        Roy Halladay by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/06/2010, 7:34pm PDT
                            FUCK YOU YANKEEEEEES NT by Fortinbras 10/15/2010, 7:45pm PDT
                                I can't fucking believe what I just watched. NT by Fortinbras 10/15/2010, 9:02pm PDT
    The exact same thing happened to the Blue Jays this year. NT by Sniderman 10/16/2014, 9:42pm PDT

Diamond Mind Baseball Owner Needed by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/07/2013, 10:45am PDT
    One more bump - write me if interested NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/10/2013, 9:07am PDT

List of individuals more sanctimonious than baseball writers: NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 01/09/2013, 4:48pm PST
    I honestly have no idea. by WITTGENSTEIN 01/10/2013, 4:25pm PST

Worse than Yankee fans are Yankee hat wearers by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/29/2012, 11:22am PST
    He posted again by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/02/2012, 8:53pm PST
        Maybe he thinks they're a brand that happens to have the same name as an MLB NT by laudablepuss 12/03/2012, 12:01pm PST

NOW WE HAVE A MACHINE GUN by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/13/2012, 5:13pm PST
    Re: NOW WE HAVE A MACHINE GUN by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/13/2012, 7:17pm PST

Need a Diamond Mind Baseball player by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/22/2012, 9:27am PDT

This is the WordUpThome thread by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/22/2011, 7:46am PDT
    Finally updating after the great Jim Thome Halloween special by The Happiness Engine 01/22/2012, 10:48pm PST

This is the thread about Blue Jays President Paul Beeston by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/08/2011, 11:02pm PST

    FUUUCK YO000U NELSON CRUZ by Robin Ventura 10/11/2011, 7:08pm PDT
        Fuck your momma. Fuck your sister. Fuck your grandma! by Nelson Cruz 10/13/2011, 4:03pm PDT
            Oh my god, the Detroit Tigers just shit themselves on national television NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/15/2011, 6:35pm PDT
                What happened? NT by i_hate_goons.vbs 10/15/2011, 8:11pm PDT
                    A 15-5 postseason blowout. NINE FUCKING RUNS IN THE THIRD INNING. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/15/2011, 10:43pm PDT

So Wittgenstein, anything interesting happen with the Rangers the last few games NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/10/2011, 10:42am PDT
    Josh Hamilton had a walk-off home run last night with 2 outs. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 07/10/2011, 11:21am PDT
        Yes, that was one of them. Josh absolutely killed that ball. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/10/2011, 11:24am PDT
            The Rangers have the quietest 11-game winning streak in baseball. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/19/2011, 3:58pm PDT
                I'll start talking shit as soon as... by WITTGENSTEIN 07/19/2011, 4:07pm PDT
                    Ouch, Jonesy. Sorry to hear about JJ Reyes getting designated. by WITTGENSTEIN 07/24/2011, 10:04am PDT
                        Jo-jo is and has been terrible. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/24/2011, 10:29am PDT
                            The Minnesota Twins are being crucified on national TV right now NT by WITTGENSTEIN 07/25/2011, 6:37pm PDT

Diamond Mind Baseball by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/30/2011, 8:53pm PDT

I will pay $86 million for CALTROPS DOT COM NT by Tony Reagins 01/21/2011, 10:47pm PST

I don't think I can stomach much more of this Mickey Mouse bullshit by Fortinbras 10/28/2010, 7:54pm PDT
    Re: I don't think I can stomach much more of this Mickey Mouse bullshit by Unbitter 10/29/2010, 7:09am PDT
        I stopped paying attention. NT by Fortinbras 10/29/2010, 7:11am PDT

Yankees MVP by Fortinbras 10/19/2010, 6:07pm PDT
    Now in .gif format. by Fortinbras 10/19/2010, 8:41pm PDT
        Worst fucking humans on earth. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/19/2010, 9:42pm PDT
            Worst human in space, currently: NT by Flight Engineer Dmitri Kondratyev 10/19/2010, 11:27pm PDT
                haha NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/20/2010, 6:51am PDT
            That was probably the best game 4 ever by Fortinbras 10/20/2010, 6:51am PDT
                And THIS was the shittiest game 5 ever! NT by Fortinbras 10/20/2010, 4:36pm PDT
                    Aww yeah I'm so pumped up for this. Game 6 held 2 miles from my house. NT by Fortinbras 10/22/2010, 3:34pm PDT
                        I demand you go to this game. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/22/2010, 5:54pm PDT
                            Fucking shit how much do the Yankees CHEAT? by Fortinbras 10/22/2010, 6:46pm PDT
                                Just 9 more outs. by Fortinbras 10/22/2010, 7:08pm PDT
                                    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUU YAAAAAAAAAANKEEEEES by Fortinbras 10/22/2010, 8:14pm PDT

You didn't think this shit was over! by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/12/2010, 4:42pm PDT

Oh yeah, fuck baseball by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/18/2009, 8:18pm PST

In case you needed more reasons to hate Bill Simmons by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/31/2009, 2:00pm PDT
    Hey! I'm trying to like him over here! NT by Quétinbec 07/31/2009, 6:22pm PDT
        You shouldn't. He really is vile. He revels in it. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/31/2009, 8:49pm PDT
            You'll change your tune when he becomes the first sportswriter/GM. NT by Quétinbec 08/01/2009, 12:12am PDT
    Re: In case you needed more reasons to hate Bill Simmons by jeep 08/24/2009, 7:41pm PDT
        also Simmons is a tool who only really knows basketball NT by jeep 08/24/2009, 7:42pm PDT
        Re: In case you needed more reasons to hate Bill Simmons by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/24/2009, 9:02pm PDT

ICJ, if you could post in this forum would you post about the amazing Jays '09? NT by Fussbett 04/13/2009, 4:56pm PDT
    Re: ICJ, if you could post in this forum would you post about the amazing Jays ' by The Warezwolf In the Style of ICJ 04/13/2009, 6:21pm PDT
        11-5, Fussbett. PLAYOFFS. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/22/2009, 8:08pm PDT
            Is the MLB AL East the toughest division in sports? GO. by Fussbett 04/22/2009, 10:10pm PDT
                Yes, because the Orioles have never ragequit by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/22/2009, 11:25pm PDT
                    Comments by Fussbett 04/22/2009, 11:52pm PDT
                        Banadas = Bananas (my finger was already on the n, why did I move it?!) NT by Fussbett 04/23/2009, 1:48am PDT
            They haven't lost a game since you posted that, so... PLAYOFFSIER NT by TOR 14, CHW 0 hahaha 04/24/2009, 11:56pm PDT

CBS Sportsline Fantasy Sports Reacts to Nick Adenhart's death by The Warezwolf 04/13/2009, 7:56pm PDT

I know where Fallout 4 will take place by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/26/2008, 11:48pm PDT

John Rawls on why baseball is the best game by Quétinbec 04/13/2008, 5:47pm PDT
    Seventh: highly descriptive name welcomes all to enjoy, regardless of class. by Jerry Whorebach 04/13/2008, 11:17pm PDT
        Here is your UMPIRE / REFEREE roundup! by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/13/2008, 11:43pm PDT
            He's so wrong. by Quétinbec 04/15/2008, 1:00am PDT

362-year-old man discovers they have baseball in Japan by Siskel and Ebert 03/30/2008, 11:47pm PDT
    Gold by Fussbett 03/31/2008, 12:10am PDT
        I forgot this joke: by Fussbett 03/31/2008, 12:34am PDT
    Companion piece for video games by Fussbett 04/02/2008, 11:36pm PDT
        Re: Companion piece for video games by Worm 04/03/2008, 5:48am PDT
        THIS VIDEOGAME WILL PULL YOU IN FOR DECADES AT A TIME. NT by mark 04/04/2008, 2:30pm PDT
            You must suck, n00b. I finished it in 7 years. NT by Hoganstillrules 04/04/2008, 2:34pm PDT
            One Must Fall 2097? NT by Fake Mischief Maker, Mischief FAKER 04/04/2008, 3:33pm PDT
    He's just tellin' like it is. What's your problem, fag? NT by John Rocker 04/03/2008, 6:32pm PDT

Inspired by the salary cap discussion in Rants... by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/11/2006, 6:09pm PDT
    Re: Inspired by the salary cap discussion in Rants... by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/13/2006, 12:53am PDT
        Finding new and novel ways to be wrong about everything imaginable since 1979 NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 10/29/2007, 12:16am PDT
            Me, that is, not ICJ. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 10/29/2007, 12:17am PDT

Well. If there were a salary cap, I might be impressed with this shellacking NT by Boston sucks 10/24/2007, 10:41pm PDT
    That was pretty obnoxious :( by laudablepuss 10/25/2007, 10:25am PDT
    So you just need to pay pitchers more to stop them walking in runs nonstop? NT by I need clarification 10/25/2007, 12:39pm PDT
        Wow, good one. You have a keen grasp of bases-ball. by laudablepuss 10/25/2007, 4:32pm PDT
        It occurs to me by laudablepuss 10/25/2007, 8:06pm PDT
            Stop getting so angry about everything all the time by I need clarification 10/25/2007, 8:13pm PDT
    people still watch MLB? NT by nope just number crunching eggheads 10/25/2007, 8:09pm PDT

I couldn't help noticing that we're in the World Series. by laudablepuss 10/16/2007, 10:45am PDT
    I could NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/20/2007, 5:33am PDT
        Rugby World Cup Finals Result: South Africa 15 - England 6. NT by Quentin Beck 10/20/2007, 10:05pm PDT
            and there's nobody I'd rather straighten it with than you NT by Val Kilmer 10/21/2007, 5:25am PDT
        Fine work. Fine work indeed. NT by laudablepuss 10/21/2007, 1:17am PDT
            They're beautiful men and rugged too. I hope they're all millionaires. NT by Quentin Beck 10/21/2007, 3:20am PDT
                I picture each of them fucking me hard, but only when I'm under duress. NT by Quentin Beck 10/21/2007, 4:01pm PDT
    Re: I couldn't help noticing that we're in the World Series. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/21/2007, 2:49pm PDT
        Re: I couldn't help noticing that we're in the World Series. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/21/2007, 3:20pm PDT
            Re: I couldn't help noticing that we're in the World Series. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/24/2007, 2:04pm PDT
        Re: I couldn't help noticing that we're in the World Series. by Cannibal Dave 10/21/2007, 4:20pm PDT
        Speaking of cursed by laudablepuss 10/22/2007, 5:50pm PDT
            Uh, imagine this post in a different but nearby thread. *squinting hard* NT by laudablepuss 10/22/2007, 5:53pm PDT
            Re: Speaking of cursed by Brian Peppers 10/23/2007, 2:24pm PDT

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