 Post your questions here and drink from the Wisdom of Caltrops! by Mischief Shai-hulud 05/24/2013, 3:29pm PDT 
How can anything exist? by Under The Bodhi Tree 05/24/2013, 5:03pm PDT
Re: How can anything exist? by Mischief Shai-hulud 05/24/2013, 5:35pm PDT
Well, that didn't really answer the question. by Under The Bodhi Tree 05/24/2013, 5:43pm PDT
Re: Well, that didn't really answer the question. by Mischief Shai-hulud 05/24/2013, 6:03pm PDT
So nothing can exist, but everything exists. by Under The Bodhi Tree 05/24/2013, 6:13pm PDT
Remember, if reality doesn't fit your model, your model must be discarded! by Mischief Shai-hulud 05/24/2013, 6:17pm PDT
Hi, I called earlier? You quote more shit than Commander Tdarcos. Any fresh id NT by eas or what? When are Skippy and F 05/24/2013, 6:29pm PDT
Re: fresh by Mischief Shai-hulud 05/24/2013, 6:40pm PDT
You're alright, MM. Though anyone that needs to be told about the Prime Mover by fucking newbie 05/24/2013, 11:23pm PDT
Nobody answered the question, you just quoted dead guys and called it a day. NT by Pretty "weak tea" start yourselves. 05/24/2013, 11:25pm PDT
And here I was about to say something shitty to MM about biblical allusions. by fucking newbie 05/24/2013, 11:50pm PDT
no u r gay NT by lol 05/25/2013, 5:30am PDT
At long last, someone told me. I'm so relieved! I'm weeping. Like a girl. NT by fucking newbie 05/25/2013, 6:46am PDT
NO REFUNDS. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 05/24/2013, 8:23pm PDT
Nothing exists! Kill your parents, kid! NT by Worm 05/24/2013, 6:31pm PDT
Re: How can anything exist? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/25/2013, 5:14pm PDT
Tell me about how you judge and classify games. by fucking newbie 05/24/2013, 11:26pm PDT
Does it do what it set out to do, and is it free of bugs and typos. NT by To that extent, a game is good. 05/24/2013, 11:28pm PDT
And yet the extension of this process results in as many different views as ther NT by e are posters here. Got any more? 05/24/2013, 11:38pm PDT
no u r gay NT by lol 05/25/2013, 5:31am PDT
We have a one-star system. A review is Positive or Negative. by Last 05/25/2013, 7:42am PDT
What makes a game fun for you, and how does it manage this well? by Aside from the obvious. 05/25/2013, 1:55pm PDT
If it's not clear, I'm asking because that's all I see right now. NT by fucking newbie 05/25/2013, 1:56pm PDT
Re: What makes a game fun for you, and how does it manage this well? by Last 05/25/2013, 3:59pm PDT
I'm thinking the two most desirable qualities may be SPEED and PRECISION. by Jerry Whorebach 05/28/2013, 2:21pm PDT
Have you considered PACING? by fucking newbie 05/29/2013, 5:08am PDT
Re: Tell me about how you judge and classify games. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/25/2013, 3:43pm PDT
Given the nature of the market and product development cycles, is it therefore by as soon as they get formulaic. 05/25/2013, 4:03pm PDT
Given the nature of the market and product development cycles, is it therefore by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/25/2013, 4:41pm PDT
Glad to be of service NT by fucking newbie 05/28/2013, 1:41pm PDT
This describes me pretty well, too. by Arbit 05/26/2013, 10:31pm PDT
Re: This describes me pretty well, too. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/26/2013, 11:12pm PDT
Emily Short does seem to get things right a lot of the time. by fucking newbie 05/28/2013, 1:38pm PDT
I like it when games trick my brain into releasing chemical rewards. by Jerry Whorebach 05/25/2013, 4:23pm PDT
Re: I like it when games trick my brain into releasing chemical rewards. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/25/2013, 4:43pm PDT
Re: Tell me about how you judge and classify games. by Mischief Maker 05/25/2013, 5:18pm PDT
Does it have dress up? by Worm 05/25/2013, 7:23pm PDT
I like learning how to do stuff by Fullofkittens 05/25/2013, 8:57pm PDT
I found a guy who knows what he's talking about to answer your question. by Jerry Whorebach 07/19/2013, 3:53pm PDT
Makes for good reading. How does he do with other genres? by fucking newbie 07/20/2013, 1:09am PDT
When women squirt, is it pee? NT by Mysterio 05/25/2013, 8:05am PDT
Only if she doesn't love you, or is into pee. Or she does and you ask for it. NT by fucking newbie 05/25/2013, 11:24am PDT
I think they found the gland that holds the squirt. NT by Worm 05/25/2013, 2:51pm PDT
IIRC I read that it's just semen without sperm and supportive stuff for sperm. NT by Fullofkittens 05/25/2013, 4:25pm PDT
Has Tdarcos gagged on it? Commander, what does it taste like? NT by col.schickn 05/25/2013, 4:43pm PDT
It is however really fun to insist that all squirt is just urine! by Worm 05/25/2013, 6:29pm PDT
No. by Mischief Maker 05/25/2013, 5:31pm PDT
hot NT by fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfa 05/27/2013, 3:40pm PDT
Each season, I tell myself this will be the season MM doesn't post about semen NT by each season, I'm wrong 05/27/2013, 10:06pm PDT
Sorry baby, did I get some in your eyes? NT by Mischief Maker 05/27/2013, 10:21pm PDT
Just in case someone wants a scientist opinion instead of a womanless lawyer's.. by Still scripting in Lua 06/06/2013, 7:28pm PDT
Yes. by skip 05/28/2013, 8:01am PDT
Leave Momma Alone! by Ready to Live 05/25/2013, 7:40pm PDT
Fuck on weekdays. Or in secluded parking lots. NT by Last 05/26/2013, 3:47pm PDT
Which Caltrops poster is your asperger son? NT by Me? 05/26/2013, 7:48pm PDT
Re: Leave Momma Alone! by Mischief Maker 05/26/2013, 11:01pm PDT
Re: Leave Momma Alone! by The Warezwolf 05/27/2013, 12:18am PDT
Why does anyone think live music at a bar is a good thing? by fucks 05/25/2013, 11:25pm PDT
Not just that, bars and clubs are the WORST places to pick up women! NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/26/2013, 10:21am PDT
Why? No handicap restrooms? NT by Eurotrash 05/26/2013, 12:09pm PDT
No, (1) clubs and bars are noisy, u can't talk 2 her; (2) she has "shields up" NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/26/2013, 2:22pm PDT
That was a real virgin response, Paul by fucks 05/26/2013, 6:04pm PDT
I wish that Fussbett and Ray had been here to see this. NT by You Are The New Guard 05/26/2013, 12:51pm PDT
Ha! I was considered part of OMM's "Old Guard" long before they were around! NT by Mischief Maker 05/26/2013, 10:23pm PDT
It's young turks, because they're definitely not the master race. NT by fucking newbie 05/28/2013, 2:07pm PDT
Has there been a single porn watcher in history who enjoys the taint shot? by 8========D 05/26/2013, 8:50pm PDT
Proof Positive you aren't watching "Simulated" Sex. NT by Mischief Maker 05/26/2013, 11:02pm PDT
Well of course a fattie like you assumes that's the only angle you can see your NT by own dick from 05/27/2013, 12:54am PDT
Man Peeking out of the Closet by ANONYMOUS 05/27/2013, 8:37am PDT
Fuck on weekdays. Or in secluded parking lots. NT by Last 05/27/2013, 8:42am PDT
It's cold out here by Patrice O'Neal 05/27/2013, 1:03pm PDT
Maybe tell him to remember the most important thing: by Eurotrash 05/27/2013, 10:50am PDT
Or your son could by Mysterio 05/28/2013, 12:40am PDT
Tell him you're gay as well and ask him if he wants to end up like you. NT by Gutsby 05/27/2013, 2:10pm PDT
Hmm risky, his son might rape him on the spot. CAUSE HES A FAG/PERVERT/CHILD MOL NT by Eurotrash 05/28/2013, 4:41am PDT
Is Nintendo's Latest Console Fucked? NT by blackwater 05/28/2013, 12:26am PDT
Why, does it have an asshole and/or vagina? HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHHUHUUUUUHUHUH by COMMANDER TACOS 05/28/2013, 8:05am PDT
They took that out in the American version. NT by blackwater 06/19/2013, 2:01am PDT
Seems like all new consoles are fucked. NT by Bring back the PS2 05/28/2013, 8:57am PDT
It was the last console I bought, and I liked it so much I bought two. by Jerry Whorebach 05/28/2013, 10:22am PDT
Nostalgia game successes and pitfalls, since Jerry and ICJ mentioned them. by fucking newbie 05/31/2013, 1:09pm PDT
Post your nostalgia games here if you like. I'll start, so you can all laugh by fucking newbie 05/31/2013, 1:20pm PDT
And Planescape: Torment, but that's the obvious one. Maybe less for you guys? NT by Not your era for nostalgia? 05/31/2013, 1:27pm PDT
This is beating a dead horse for me, but you're a newbie by Mischief Maker 05/31/2013, 3:08pm PDT
Thanks for flogging it anyway. What'd you think of Star Citizen, does it hook NT by you with nostalgia? 05/31/2013, 4:17pm PDT
And I invite people to link to the old discussions if they don't want to retread NT by fucking newbie 05/31/2013, 4:18pm PDT
Never got into the Wing Commander games by Mischief Maker 05/31/2013, 9:07pm PDT
Still thinking how to answer this one. XCOM did it wrong though, yes. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/01/2013, 10:43pm PDT
What is it with nerds and white noise machines or noise canceling headphones? by fabio 06/01/2013, 10:01pm PDT
White noise machines allow you to sleep despite shitty garage band neighbors. by Mischief Maker 06/01/2013, 10:22pm PDT
What is it with nerds and white noise machines or noise canceling headphones? by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/01/2013, 10:36pm PDT
Why feminists are co-dependent with philandering Bill by Ray Gordon 06/06/2013, 9:14am PDT
Why is it no Apple products can be turned on below 5% battery? by re: 06/18/2013, 6:20pm PDT
Because Steve Jobs was a genius who revolutionized blah blah blah... NT by Tech Journalist 06/19/2013, 5:50pm PDT
Because they secretly have AIDS (electronic equivalent of) NT by Eurotrash 06/20/2013, 12:16am PDT
Drink from the Wisdom of Caltrops? How do you drink from a dry arroyo? NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/20/2013, 6:42pm PDT
Sounds like SOMEBODY's got sand in their vagina! NT by Mischief Maker 06/21/2013, 6:11am PDT
Sounds like PAUL's fucking insane NT by Eurotrash 06/21/2013, 11:41am PDT
Why did Reese's discontinue its one decent candy bar? by fabio 07/30/2013, 8:21am PDT
Crispy Crunch used to be one of my favourites... by Jerry Whorebach 07/30/2013, 10:47am PDT
I'm just going to talk about Crispy Crunch for a while. by Jerry Whorebach 07/30/2013, 12:05pm PDT
How do you feel about Paydays by the candy bar not the getting of mo 08/14/2013, 8:41pm PDT
I cook on a teflon pan. NT by Am I goin to die? 08/14/2013, 4:30pm PDT
Yes, but your eggs won't stick. A fair tradeoff NT by Eurotrash 08/14/2013, 10:19pm PDT
SOMA's pretty good, I like the story and setting by Eurotrash 09/24/2015, 5:48am PDT
Now 3 hours into Dark Descent: still awful by fabio 11/08/2014, 11:10pm PST
A Machine for Pigs is even worse! by fabio 03/23/2015, 12:16am PDT
Re: A Machine for Pigs is even worse! by Mysterio 03/23/2015, 8:05am PDT
I figured it out! by fabio 03/23/2015, 10:39am PDT
Fussbett's Fable scale by fucking newbie 07/04/2013, 3:29pm PDT
Caltrops: criticism's over, I ain't gotta explain shit. NT by fucking newbie 07/10/2013, 2:42pm PDT
Re: Fussbett's Fable scale by MM 07/10/2013, 5:07pm PDT
Thank you. Now if only there was an index of this shit, a Clapstro almanac by fucking newbie 07/10/2013, 11:30pm PDT
|
|
