I fucked a whore last night. by Quétinbec 10/29/2009, 10:56pm PDT 
What a great life you have! by Mr. Helper 10/30/2009, 8:39am PDT
These need to go in the Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life forum NT by FABIO 10/30/2009, 10:48am PDT
Yeah! Hey, where is that forum? NT by Mysterio 10/30/2009, 3:37pm PDT
*Points* "Babies" is probably single best thing I've read ever. NT by Worm 10/30/2009, 8:42am PDT
Re: I fucked a whore last night. by Fortinbras 10/30/2009, 10:49am PDT
The Filipino child is not meeting all your needs? NT by She doesn't want to be held either? 10/30/2009, 1:59pm PDT
There's a funny story about that: by Quétinbec 10/31/2009, 12:10am PDT
Re: There's a funny story about that: by Mysterio 10/31/2009, 9:21am PDT
This is why I'm glad you're here by Backup whore poster 10/30/2009, 9:49pm PDT
Re: I fucked a whore last night. by Chairman "Kiwis please die" Mao 10/30/2009, 10:02pm PDT
Re: I fucked a whore last night. by Quétinbec 10/31/2009, 12:16am PDT
Re: I fucked a whore last night. by Chairman "Kiwis please die" Mao 10/31/2009, 9:27am PDT
Re: I fucked a whore last night. by Quétinbec 10/31/2009, 10:59am PDT
Re: I fucked a whore last night. by Chairman Mao 11/03/2009, 6:36pm PST
So, the question on everyone's mind by Rev. Killdozer 10/31/2009, 4:21pm PDT
Sweet and timely whore take me home. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/01/2009, 1:26am PDT
So wait ... that wasn't INC? by Bunyip 11/01/2009, 5:13pm PST
If only we knew where she was now. by creepy creeper 03/11/2020, 9:42am PDT
Maids by Quétinbec 07/13/2010, 7:26am PDT
Re: Maids by Mischief Maker 07/13/2010, 11:22am PDT
Re: Maids by Quétinbec 07/13/2010, 12:26pm PDT
Will you please cut the bullshit for two fucking seconds? by I need clarification 07/13/2010, 4:40pm PDT
Fuck you. I'll tell you why I'm comfortable. by Quétinbec 07/13/2010, 10:31pm PDT
ITT QB inadvertently reveals he has no actual hands-on experience with morality by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 07/13/2010, 11:15pm PDT
Psh, I ain't EVER been to jail. O_O NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/14/2010, 12:14am PDT
What do you want, A COOKIE?!! YOU LOW-EXPECTATION-HAVING MOTHERFUCKER!!! NT by Mischief Maker 07/14/2010, 12:19am PDT
A little bit of uh..... a little bit of dessert. NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/14/2010, 6:24am PDT
ITT QB inadvertently reveals he has no actual hands-on experience with morality by Souffle of Pain 07/14/2010, 7:35am PDT
I wonder why QB never got into the Speed Seduction/Pickup Artist thing by Choson 07/14/2010, 8:34am PDT
Re: I wonder why QB never got into the Speed Seduction/Pickup Artist thing by I need clarification 07/14/2010, 2:39pm PDT
Re: I wonder why QB never got into the Speed Seduction/Pickup Artist thing by N 07/14/2010, 9:26pm PDT
look, qb! there are even platitudes for this occasion. by up with pod people 07/14/2010, 11:11am PDT
Comforting Tears by Mischief Maker 07/14/2010, 12:04am PDT
Everyone thinks Claire is ugly. Irene was passable but now she's old and crazy NT by Everyone 07/14/2010, 1:47pm PDT
Why are you always so wrong about everything? Didn't you go to college? by I need clarification 07/14/2010, 2:51pm PDT
"I'm INC! You're self-delusional! My wife is beautiful! BALD BALD BALD" by Tell us more about your whores. 07/14/2010, 9:33pm PDT
That's actually a pretty good impression. :( NT by I need clarification 07/14/2010, 11:16pm PDT
Re: Will you please cut the bullshit for two fucking seconds? by Sacrebleu 07/13/2010, 11:15pm PDT
Re: Will you please cut the bullshit for two fucking seconds? by I need clarification 07/14/2010, 1:40pm PDT
Re: Maids by Noi Dau Don 07/14/2010, 11:53pm PDT
oh hey look whos above it all NT by its zseni 07/15/2010, 12:05am PDT
Above? Non non, my beauty. Balls deep in. by Noi Dau Don 07/15/2010, 5:07pm PDT
It is like the pursuit of a lover by mysterio hivemind 07/15/2010, 12:09am PDT
OK. by Quétinbec 07/14/2010, 8:34am PDT
I'm convinced! NT by No One 07/14/2010, 8:37am PDT
Re: OK. by Bananadine 07/14/2010, 9:04am PDT
Jso sez you're dumb. NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/14/2010, 2:09pm PDT
Overheard at Nuremberg: "My morality adapts to the environment, your honour." by Fussbett 07/14/2010, 2:46pm PDT
Wherever you go, there you are. NT by mysterio hivemind 07/14/2010, 3:09pm PDT
Oh, QB... by Mischief Maker 07/15/2010, 12:27am PDT
Sexy ti me NT by hee hee 03/09/2020, 3:24pm PDT
The Quentinbec experience? by scam detector 11/12/2017, 9:09am PST
Not his style. QB's fetish was getting hookers on the cheap. NT by Mischief Maker 11/12/2017, 9:31am PST
Ahem by stoorat 05/27/2011, 10:12pm PDT
That whore probably has at least 11 STD's. DO NOT APPROACH. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 05/27/2011, 10:37pm PDT
Continue updating this story, please. by up with pod people 05/28/2011, 1:12pm PDT
Re: Continue updating this story, please. by stoorat 05/28/2011, 9:22pm PDT
Been in the U.S. since 2005? Not her. (Unless she's lying) NT by WITTGENSTEIN 05/28/2011, 9:41pm PDT
Well damn by stoorat 05/28/2011, 9:44pm PDT
Let's make this easy....is she a retard in a safety helmet? by WITTGENSTEIN 05/28/2011, 10:48pm PDT
Irene was Taiwanese NT by Mysterio 05/28/2011, 1:24pm PDT
Pretty sure she was Malaysian by WITTGENSTEIN 05/28/2011, 3:01pm PDT
Re: Pretty sure she was Malaysian by stoorat 05/28/2011, 8:59pm PDT
QB: A non-incriminating topic for you by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/15/2010, 8:52pm PDT
A difficult time of year by Quétinbec 06/22/2010, 8:00am PDT
hijinks and misinterpretations! by up with pod people 06/22/2010, 8:30am PDT
Six months later: "Ah, home at last... hey, who's living in my house?!" NT by Mysterious Stranger 06/22/2010, 1:59pm PDT
Agreed. The classic "...or are you just happy to be on top of me" joke. by Fussbett 06/24/2010, 8:05pm PDT
Also interpreted it as a boner taunt by Arbit 06/28/2010, 2:30pm PDT
Damn you by Ator 06/24/2010, 11:45pm PDT
contributing to the site by bombMexico 06/25/2010, 1:01am PDT
Dear Ummi by Abdallah al-Ansari 06/28/2010, 10:48am PDT
Out of contempt for your exit post by Ray of Light 07/18/2010, 12:00am PDT
Pita bread by Quétinbec 07/02/2010, 9:27am PDT
I just love stories about pita bread. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/02/2010, 10:00am PDT
...now if there was a POOL nearby, those Arabs would be sorry. NT by Fussbett 07/02/2010, 10:29am PDT
Gosh, QB, you sure are a piece of shit, etc. etc. NT by Sword of Justice 07/02/2010, 4:31pm PDT
You really should have changed your name back to "irony" for that one. NT by Mischief Maker 07/02/2010, 4:42pm PDT
Is that because you don't understand it? NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/03/2010, 3:12am PDT
Hey Creexuls by Quétinbec 07/03/2010, 10:08am PDT
Hey thanks for that report crent. ^_^ by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/03/2010, 10:27am PDT
Topping the forum charts with 18 websites NT by Vested Id 07/03/2010, 11:27am PDT
Who's to say you ever stopped trolling? QB wins again. NT by Mysterious Stranger 07/03/2010, 3:26pm PDT
Hey everyone, look at the high school dropouts arguing about who is better NT by Actually, go back to ignoring them 07/04/2010, 7:59am PDT
Whoever loses..... we win. NT by Caltrops 07/04/2010, 9:35am PDT
Don't forget two steps from being full blown alcoholics (one step). by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/04/2010, 10:32am PDT
this is my new favorite spinout by Sword of Justice 07/04/2010, 12:39pm PDT
It really is a treasure trove. ^_^ by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/04/2010, 1:15pm PDT
Getting posted on 19 sites on a 19th grade level. NT by Worm 07/04/2010, 1:22pm PDT
Re: Hey Creexuls by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/04/2010, 4:41pm PDT
Reply again to show him how unaffected you are. NT by Then reply here about how you won 07/04/2010, 6:54pm PDT
Sounds like we destroyed you in an argument and you're still mad about it. 8) NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/04/2010, 7:39pm PDT
i lold :( NT by Noi Dau don 07/05/2010, 7:14pm PDT
Some humorless people on this site might not appreciate your lols. O_O NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/05/2010, 8:20pm PDT
A brief brush with the police by Quétinbec 07/04/2010, 7:31am PDT
Police = annoyed pussy neighbour by Fussbett 07/04/2010, 1:02pm PDT
on the lamb = on the lam NT by Fussbett 07/04/2010, 1:14pm PDT
Hasn't he been on a lamb also? NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/04/2010, 1:25pm PDT
well, NZ. 10-20 sheep per human. NT by up with pod people 07/04/2010, 1:36pm PDT
The police came and I had to pay a fine. by Quétinbec 07/05/2010, 7:15am PDT
"If it's a heap of shit or it looks like it's owned by a cunt, leave it be" NT by Claire's father on QB 07/05/2010, 9:08am PDT
You can still call someone a fag on the internet. You have that at least. NT by Fussbett 07/05/2010, 10:05am PDT
Reddit, I might just leave and head for Asia to bum around for an unspecified am by ount of time. Would that be a reall 06/11/2010, 6:19pm PDT
Who's secretly asking this? by Quétinbec 06/13/2010, 8:20am PDT
Re: Who's secretly asking this? by Orange Mischief Maker 06/13/2010, 12:53pm PDT
A UTI is not an STD. Stop propagating that. NT by Why haven't the girls pounced on th 06/13/2010, 6:59pm PDT
How things have worked out. by Quétinbec 06/18/2010, 8:08am PDT
"How the fuck does that happen." Ha ha, terrific dry wit. NT by Last 06/18/2010, 8:49am PDT
Re: How things have worked out. by Mischief Maker 06/18/2010, 5:39pm PDT
I've got 2 weeks with her by Quétinbec 06/24/2010, 9:08pm PDT
Re: I've got 2 weeks with her by up with pod people 06/24/2010, 10:21pm PDT
EXTREME ACCORDION CLOSEUP! NT by Mischief Maker 06/24/2010, 11:09pm PDT
The fortune teller is on to something! by Mysterious Stranger 06/25/2010, 7:22am PDT
Holy shit, now we know why Tarot Dad is so depressed! HE'S KNOWN THIS WAS COMI NT by Fussbett 06/25/2010, 9:09am PDT
what lock is closest to this man's heart by Mysterio 06/21/2010, 7:43pm PDT
PDT NT by PDT 06/25/2010, 12:10pm PDT
Re: Reddit, I might just leave and head for Asia to bum around for an unspecifie by Another from Reddit 07/03/2010, 5:23am PDT
I didn't have sex with a prostitute by Quétinbec 05/27/2010, 2:19pm PDT
In all seriousness, are you completely socially retarded? by Mischief Maker 05/27/2010, 6:13pm PDT
Stabby knows how tight I am and if she's forgotten, then fuck her (or don't). by Quétinbec 05/28/2010, 3:05am PDT
Can we please get a QB's Last Hurrah Counter, we must be up to 8 at least. NT by Noi Dau Don 05/28/2010, 3:13am PDT
Re: Stabby knows how tight I am and if she's forgotten, then fuck her (or don't) by Buy some land, nigger, some fucking 05/28/2010, 12:15pm PDT
Here's some fatherly advice for you, straight from the Hanged Man! by Tarot Dad 05/28/2010, 12:38pm PDT
Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Mischief Maker 05/28/2010, 4:17pm PDT
Re: Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Quétinbec 05/29/2010, 10:16am PDT
Re: Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Mister Helper 05/29/2010, 4:25pm PDT
Re: Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Quétinbec 05/29/2010, 9:49pm PDT
Good luck, I guess. NT by Mister Helper 05/29/2010, 9:52pm PDT
"My God... It's full of tears!" NT by Arab Proctologist 05/29/2010, 11:18pm PDT
Re: Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Mysterious Stranger 05/30/2010, 1:56am PDT
Whoopsie NT by Mischief Cookie-Monster 05/30/2010, 1:56am PDT
Your 'moments'! by Quétinbec 05/31/2010, 9:51am PDT
Re: Your 'moments'! by Mischief Cookie-Monster 05/31/2010, 11:41am PDT
Re: Your 'moments'! by Quétinbec 06/03/2010, 12:03pm PDT
American McGee's QB by Mischief Maker 06/03/2010, 2:32pm PDT
Re: American McGee's QB by Quétinbec 06/04/2010, 4:38am PDT
Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Mischief Maker 06/04/2010, 10:54am PDT
Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Quétinbec 06/06/2010, 11:20am PDT
Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Mischief Maker 06/07/2010, 9:06am PDT
I don't even understand what you're doing, MM by I need clarification 06/07/2010, 10:05am PDT
Pussy Faggot is COVERED. I'm exploring additional angles. NT by Mischief Maker 06/07/2010, 10:20am PDT
"I repeat, Pussy Faggot is COVERED. Oscar Tango Mike Winfrey Applesauce." NT by Silly Secret Service 06/07/2010, 10:39am PDT
Re: I don't even understand what you're doing, MM by Quétinbec 06/07/2010, 11:14am PDT
Great, get married on Skype. This is going to work out great. NT by I need clarification 06/07/2010, 11:33am PDT
Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Quétinbec 06/07/2010, 11:19am PDT
Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Mischief Maker 06/07/2010, 12:54pm PDT
Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Fussbett 06/07/2010, 9:39am PDT
Re: American McGee's QB by I need clarification 06/04/2010, 2:07pm PDT
Re: American McGee's QB by Quétinbec 06/06/2010, 11:26am PDT
Re: American McGee's QB by I need clarification 06/07/2010, 10:01am PDT
Since MM is too busy actually replying to your posts to do this... by Randomly Chosen Understudy 06/04/2010, 10:05am PDT
I'm just here to take cheap shots at gaming consoles. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/27/2010, 6:53pm PDT
Stabby: U can Zork everything but not ass hole Zork. NT by Fussbett 05/27/2010, 9:17pm PDT
hahahahaha! NT by Last 05/28/2010, 9:03am PDT
You give the PS3 a lot of shit. by Souffle of Pain 05/27/2010, 9:58pm PDT
Re: You give the PS3 a lot of shit. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/28/2010, 12:03am PDT
Re: I didn't have sex with a prostitute by Gentleman Jim Browser 05/27/2010, 9:41pm PDT
Camera up the ass! by Quétinbec 05/30/2010, 6:45am PDT
Re: Camera up the ass! by Mister Helper 05/31/2010, 5:50pm PDT
Re: Camera up the ass! by Mysterious Stranger 06/01/2010, 12:28am PDT
Someone told my boss I had unprotected sex with a prostitute by Quétinbec 05/24/2010, 8:07am PDT
Did you know in some countries it's legal to kill your wife if she insults you? by Jhoh Cause..... 2 05/24/2010, 9:54am PDT
Bird speakers, cut-up dolphins, Paki troops, burning tires, what a paradise NT by I need clarification 05/24/2010, 12:58pm PDT
People make the place, and what the ME lacks in people, it makes up for in money NT by Quétinbec 05/25/2010, 10:37am PDT
When there is narcing afoot, nicest guy in the world is your prime suspect NT by Ray of Light 05/27/2010, 7:15pm PDT
Arab roads by Quétinbec 05/05/2010, 10:10am PDT
INC is correct - an SUV fits your body frame better NT by PS you can only honk at one volume 05/05/2010, 5:31pm PDT
Can you pronounce the ayn yet or do you fake it NT by Vested Id 05/24/2010, 3:48pm PDT
Whore update by Quétinbec 04/24/2010, 12:58am PDT
Any gnome updates? NT by gnome enthusiast 04/24/2010, 4:09pm PDT
Are you in love with Claire? Or is there a new girl? NT by Fussbett 04/25/2010, 9:48am PDT
He doesn't have the foolish Western Sellout view of love being "emotional." by Mischief Maker 04/25/2010, 10:01am PDT
He said he's in "looooooove" in the first sentence! NT by Fussbett 04/25/2010, 10:10am PDT
Oh, you're saying that being in "loooove" doesn't require him to like the person NT by Sorry, carry on. 04/25/2010, 10:17am PDT
All about the sexy, sexy dowry, baby! NT by Mischief Maker 04/25/2010, 10:23am PDT
I cry more than you, MM. NT by Quétinbec 04/26/2010, 8:11am PDT
Sometimes you wanna go, WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAAAME! by Mischief Maker 04/26/2010, 11:05am PDT
You've got a warped view of sex. by Quétinbec 04/27/2010, 7:55am PDT
Im not compensating for sexual inadequacy, Im just in the market for a sportscar NT by QB 04/27/2010, 11:49pm PDT
Re: Whore update by Gentleman Jim Browser 04/29/2010, 10:12pm PDT
Work by Quétinbec 04/20/2010, 8:23am PDT
Cool! Are they hiring? Will you be my mentor?!?! by CattleHumper 04/20/2010, 10:03am PDT
Re: Work by H1N1 04/20/2010, 11:00am PDT
You don't like Arabs? by Quétinbec 04/21/2010, 7:37am PDT
I didn't think I hated them until I saw that picture NT by mud people hater 04/22/2010, 6:43pm PDT
Walk this way by It's pronounced EYE-gor. 04/22/2010, 6:48pm PDT
How's your brother doing? NT by Mischief Maker 04/21/2010, 12:58am PDT
Or your dad? NT by C'mon, doesn't he deserve a nice jo 04/21/2010, 6:43am PDT
Fine thanks, MM. NT by Quétinbec 04/21/2010, 7:38am PDT
Woah, fuck your boring minimum-effort job, how'd he get out of the loony bin? NT by Mischief Maker 04/21/2010, 10:18am PDT
He stopped doping himself and got a job in the mines. NT by Quétinbec 04/21/2010, 11:22am PDT
Why doesn't Tarot Dad get him a better job? Are you the favoured son? by Fussbett 04/22/2010, 9:21am PDT
A Taiwanese girl in Bahr*in by Quétinbec 04/13/2010, 11:52am PDT
Re: A Taiwanese girl in Bahr*in by Paco 04/13/2010, 4:43pm PDT
you mean Bahrain right? by Mister Helper 04/14/2010, 3:21am PDT
Hahahahaha! QB you are one SUAVE motherfucker! by Mischief Maker 04/14/2010, 10:56am PDT
Re: Hahahahaha! QB you are one SUAVE motherfucker! by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/14/2010, 12:36pm PDT
You're not paying attention by I need clarification 04/14/2010, 1:16pm PDT
What would you know about girls, INC? by Quétinbec 04/18/2010, 8:23am PDT
Of course she knows you're in it for the money by I need clarification 04/18/2010, 11:32pm PDT
The future is bright! NT by Quentin Beck, Gnome Husband 04/19/2010, 12:33am PDT
Once again, INC is the Globetrotter's to QB's Generals. You know who will win NT by but it's still fun to watch. 04/20/2010, 8:55am PDT
Oops, incorrect apostrophe there... NT by SORRY! Sorry, everyone. 04/20/2010, 8:56am PDT
Hi, rich gnome! One word: Prenup. You're welcome. by Mischief Maker. 04/19/2010, 9:44am PDT
I think even ICJ will have a tough time saying nice things about these events NT by Fussbett 04/15/2010, 1:18am PDT
Second to last post for a month by Quétinbec 03/03/2010, 10:54am PST
I pray that when this crazy ride ends, by We can somehow hear about it! 03/03/2010, 9:21pm PST
If the last post for a month is "I'm HIV+" that will be a great cliffhanger. NT by Guy Who Thinks It's All Fiction 03/03/2010, 9:44pm PST
This is why you're not an NBC exec by You lack vision, ambition 03/03/2010, 11:05pm PST
...and then the Taiwanese visit sets off a WORLD WAR! Tanks in US suburbs! NT by Writer for Modern Warfare 2 03/03/2010, 11:21pm PST
At least write about the wanks! NT by Dear God, what about the wanks!?!? 03/04/2010, 6:42am PST
Completely clean! by Quétinbec 03/04/2010, 7:20am PST
And he walked off into the sunset NT by writer for <insert joke> 03/04/2010, 7:35am PST
And he wanked off into the sunset NT by Souffle of Pain 03/04/2010, 9:45am PST
walked = wanked; sunset = some whore's tits NT by Eurotrash 03/04/2010, 9:45am PST
SoP beat me (off) NT by Eurotrash 03/04/2010, 9:46am PST
So long, you useless, self-destroying closet case! by missyabye! 03/04/2010, 6:19pm PST
Re: So long, you useless, self-destroying closet case! by Mysterious Stranger 03/04/2010, 6:27pm PST
Re: Second to last post for a month by Mischief Shai-hulud 03/04/2010, 7:10pm PST
This should be the #1 greatest music video of all time, not Thriller. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/04/2010, 7:26pm PST
If God existed, he'd have you killed. NT by Negative! 03/05/2010, 4:02pm PST
does AIDS count as god? NT by irony 03/05/2010, 4:41pm PST
grumAIDS NT by gruman 03/05/2010, 5:14pm PST
Sad by Quétinbec 02/22/2010, 4:38am PST
But what about wanks? NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/22/2010, 6:17am PST
Bought Sex: The Chronology Of My Life NT by Gutsby 02/22/2010, 7:18am PST
So you're no longer planning to re-create "Pretty Woman" with Stabby? NT by Mischief Maker 02/22/2010, 9:03am PST
A Camry? Gangsta! (That ain't street, that's gutter.) by Last 02/22/2010, 9:42am PST
Agreed. Put her goddamn picture on the Internet if she's so hot. NT by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/22/2010, 7:19pm PST
Re: A Camry? Gangsta! (That ain't street, that's gutter.) by Quétinbec 02/25/2010, 6:04am PST
I'm surprised they don't have... well I guess I'm not surprised. by Last 02/25/2010, 8:02am PST
Re: I'm surprised they don't have... well I guess I'm not surprised. by Quétinbec 02/26/2010, 3:18am PST
Fucking for wheels by Fussbett 02/22/2010, 3:38pm PST
Re: Fucking for wheels by Mysterious Stranger 02/22/2010, 5:06pm PST
I don't think this man has ever read a book in his life :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/22/2010, 6:52pm PST
Re: I don't think this man has ever read a book in his life :( by Mysterious Stranger 02/22/2010, 8:37pm PST
I don't need this, I've had a terrible day :( by Jerry Whorebach 02/22/2010, 8:57pm PST
Well then don't butt in while the grown ups are talking by Mysterious Stranger 02/22/2010, 9:04pm PST
Jerry is Mysterious Stranger by The Answer Key 02/22/2010, 9:24pm PST
Re: Jerry is Mysterious Stranger by Mysterious Stranger 02/22/2010, 9:33pm PST
You Jews are all alike NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/22/2010, 10:04pm PST
I ... may have been looking at the wrong page. Sorry everyone. NT by The Answer Key 02/22/2010, 10:37pm PST
So now not only am I Mystery Man, I'm also this guy atoring as me. NT by And probably Answer Man, too. 02/22/2010, 10:52pm PST
Jesus christ. STOP. NT by Backup whore poster 02/25/2010, 12:15am PST
STOP STOP STOP STOP saprize nigas fuck tha police fuck fuck etc. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/25/2010, 8:40am PST
Sorry that I ruined your buzz NT by Mysterious Stranger 02/26/2010, 6:19pm PST
Let's think about this. by Quétinbec 02/24/2010, 11:00am PST
Wow you are such a queen NT by Fortinbras 02/24/2010, 12:21pm PST
Hurt feelings by Fussbett 02/24/2010, 1:03pm PST
Huh. Who'da thunk it by Marfarious Sturger 02/24/2010, 1:20pm PST
I am a part of *a* conspiracy theory, but not this one. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/24/2010, 1:30pm PST
Re: Sad by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 02/27/2010, 10:58am PST
I was prepared to fuck a transexual by Quétinbec 02/26/2010, 3:15pm PST
Re: I was prepared to fuck a transexual by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/26/2010, 3:34pm PST
He passes up two hot Irish girls to fuck a stinky masculine hooker. NT by QB synopsis 02/26/2010, 4:10pm PST
Correction: He runs from a risky date for a sure-fire disappointing transaction by Mischief Maker 02/26/2010, 4:19pm PST
It's easier to be called a fag by a manly woman than girly teens. NT by Fussbett 02/26/2010, 4:46pm PST
Final notes, sorry. by Quétinbec 02/27/2010, 6:03am PST
Some other notes: by Quétinbec 02/26/2010, 10:38pm PST
Another warning sign by her "vagina" smelled like asshole 02/26/2010, 10:54pm PST
That reminds me of a song, but the title slips my mind just now. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/27/2010, 12:06am PST
So who doesn't think you're a faggot at this point? Not even your whores! by Backup whore poster 02/27/2010, 1:24am PST
Fuck off. NT by Quétinbec 02/27/2010, 6:04am PST
I just fucked a beautiful whore and I need someone to talk to about it by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 3:42pm PST
Re: I just fucked a beautiful whore and I need someone to talk to about it by up with pod people 02/19/2010, 4:32pm PST
Control your underlings ICJ or I'll stop posting! I mean it! NT by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 4:42pm PST
Don't ATOR me, please. NT by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 10:51pm PST
(choked, muffled sobs) NT by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 7:33am PST
QUICK! EVERYONE BELIEVE THIS JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER QB POST! by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 4:51pm PST
FUUUUUCK! (smashes keyboard against wall) NT by Caltrops 02/19/2010, 5:18pm PST
LOL by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 5:25pm PST
Do goons constantly claim they're above the shit they wallow in? NT by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 5:38pm PST
Re: Do goons constantly claim they're above the shit they wallow in? by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 5:43pm PST
Mischief Maker doesn't know who he's replying to or care who he's replying to. by Worm 02/19/2010, 5:47pm PST
Re: Mischief Maker doesn't know who he's replying to or care who he's replying by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 5:49pm PST
We've already gone over this with Jsoh/Jhoh by Caltrops 02/19/2010, 6:03pm PST
Re: We've already gone over this with Jsoh/Jhoh by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/19/2010, 6:09pm PST
Why would trolls want us to believe they're the ones freaking out? NT by Your picture makes no sense 02/19/2010, 8:20pm PST
The point of the picture is that it is backwards. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/19/2010, 8:25pm PST
it is a subtle and clever bon mot by irony 02/19/2010, 9:01pm PST
Re: We've already gone over this with Jsoh/Jhoh by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 6:30pm PST
Who was that Mysterious White Knig? NT by Quentinbelle 02/19/2010, 6:34pm PST
Re: Who was that Mysterious White Knig? by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 6:39pm PST
For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by Fussbett 02/19/2010, 8:48pm PST
Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 9:28pm PST
Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by Fussbett 02/19/2010, 10:12pm PST
Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 10:31pm PST
Vag isn't really a chick? I was trolled this whole time. Is ANYONE here truthf NT by Fussbett 02/19/2010, 10:55pm PST
Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 11:36pm PST
Re: For such a wisened old timer, you've missed some stuff. by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/20/2010, 8:31am PST
wow, tedious and French, pretty good by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/20/2010, 3:17pm PST
Does that mean you're not going to post here anymore? NT by Fortinbras 02/20/2010, 3:19pm PST
I thought faggot was our catch all term for ourselves. NT by Worm 02/20/2010, 3:48pm PST
Yeah, but so is "goons." by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/20/2010, 4:28pm PST
Re: wow, tedious and French, pretty good by a robot - Fullofkittens 02/20/2010, 4:48pm PST
For example, sometimes I'm a robot. Othertimes I'm not. NT by a fairy princess - FullofKittens 02/20/2010, 4:50pm PST
You're right I am not. a fairy princess. NT by a robot - Fullofkittens 02/20/2010, 5:00pm PST
ut o looks like someone is butthurt hardcore, AND didn't read PM NT by irony 02/20/2010, 7:29pm PST
Re: wow, tedious and French, pretty good by Mysterious Stranger 02/20/2010, 8:15pm PST
Hey, everyone. Let's keep on keepin' on. NT by I need clarification 02/20/2010, 4:09am PST
Aww! Stabby violated the Tao of Steve. by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 5:27pm PST
i know where theres a white knig that can help her. NT by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 5:55pm PST
a white nig NT by Worm 02/19/2010, 6:10pm PST
Re: a white nig by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 6:21pm PST
I agree. by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 6:33pm PST
Re: I agree. by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 6:43pm PST
Who the fuck are you? by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 6:49pm PST
Re: Who the fuck are you? by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 7:02pm PST
Oh man, what the fuck is this shit NT by Fortinbras 02/19/2010, 7:08pm PST
It's drama, the thing for which you adore QB! by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 7:12pm PST
You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and mock QB NT by Fortinbras 02/19/2010, 7:45pm PST
Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and moc by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 7:53pm PST
Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and moc by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 10:08pm PST
Yeah. You're not really helping. Shut up. NT by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 10:11pm PST
How fucking drunk do you think he was by the way? by Worm 02/19/2010, 10:13pm PST
Re: How fucking drunk do you think he was by the way? by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 10:42pm PST
You should know, you two keep clunking skulls each time you lunge for QB's cock. NT by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 10:12pm PST
*BONK* by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 10:38pm PST
weak by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/20/2010, 1:48am PST
Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and moc by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 11:37pm PST
Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling and moc by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/20/2010, 8:33am PST
Re: You are a faggot. Or: How I learned to stop worrying about trolling by Wrom 02/19/2010, 8:07pm PST
whatever that means NT by Worm 02/19/2010, 8:08pm PST
Re: whatever that means by Wrom 02/19/2010, 8:43pm PST
whatever that means? NT by Worm 02/19/2010, 8:46pm PST
Don't crack your head open trying to unravel THIS mystery. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/19/2010, 8:47pm PST
whatever that means?! NT by Worm 02/19/2010, 8:47pm PST
Please post one quality post. ONE. Show us you can do it. by I need clarification 02/20/2010, 4:15am PST
Re: Please post one quality post. ONE. Show us you can do it. by Mysterious Stranger 02/20/2010, 8:35am PST
You owe me $20 NT by I need clarification 02/20/2010, 9:42am PST
Stabby and the Tatters thing by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 10:50pm PST
Mysterious Stranger's posts have just paid off by Fullofkittens 02/20/2010, 5:36am PST
Text negotiations by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 5:39am PST
Re: Text negotiations by Backup whore poster 02/20/2010, 4:50pm PST
Well I've never bought a whore but I did buy a copy of Hustler once by Hans Clastorp 02/20/2010, 5:34pm PST
Tell us about getting infected with STD's, Hans NT by i_hate_caltrops.vbs 02/20/2010, 5:37pm PST
:D NT by Hans Clastorp 02/20/2010, 5:44pm PST
Fuck you by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 10:12pm PST
Heeey guuuuys paaaay attention to my storriieeess and QUIT ATORing me NT by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 10:18pm PST
You're so disrespectful of me. I..I think I might cry! NT by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 10:27pm PST
Could it be that first world American whores act slightly different than yours? NT by Fussbett 02/20/2010, 11:03pm PST
No. There's one bitch and she just wears a different face. NT by This is Chris's Blood 02/20/2010, 11:10pm PST
Then I'm not the Messiah? NT by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 11:31pm PST
Re: Stabby and the Tatters thing by Mysterious Stranger 02/20/2010, 9:03am PST
Re: I just fucked a beautiful whore and I need someone to talk to about it by I need clarification 02/20/2010, 4:37am PST
Re: I just fucked a beautiful whore and I need someone to talk to about it by Quétinbec 02/20/2010, 5:43am PST
A fuck occured by Quétinbec 02/13/2010, 10:03am PST
That would have made an awesome NT by Thief escort mission 02/13/2010, 10:46am PST
crent needs a shirt that says WANK HAPPENS. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/13/2010, 11:39am PST
Tangential but I bookmarked this thread just for you. by Noi Dau Don 02/14/2010, 4:59pm PST
Do you guys have any tips on uhhh how to NOT cry like a pregnant woman at every NT by little thing? (Hahahahahahahahaha) 02/14/2010, 7:16pm PST
I haven't cried since that beautiful text. by Quétinbec 02/15/2010, 5:31am PST
Quétinbec: King Shit of Fuck Mountain by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 02/15/2010, 2:34pm PST
Perfect forum title NT by Fortinbras 02/15/2010, 3:12pm PST
If On a Winter's Night a Lecher... NT by : 02/15/2010, 6:51pm PST
Re: Quétinbec: King Shit of Fuck Mountain by Quétinbec 02/16/2010, 6:52am PST
Re: Quétinbec: King Shit of Fuck Mountain by Bananadine 02/16/2010, 7:25am PST
And yet no one wants to live in Bahrain and everyone wants to live in Australia NT by WHY? 02/16/2010, 9:38am PST
What's that about Bahrain and Australia, CUNT? by Quétinbec 02/17/2010, 7:24am PST
Um, Australia beats Bahrain in every category except finances and friends by Mischief Maker 02/17/2010, 12:08pm PST
or "other people looking for someone, anyone, to help to forget they're in Bahra NT by WHY? 02/17/2010, 2:50pm PST
Lower is better. by Arbit 02/17/2010, 3:08pm PST
I used to get on that MM guy about his lack of careful reading skills. NT by Slow down the skimming. 02/17/2010, 3:22pm PST
You want careful reading? I charge a very reasonable hourly fee. NT by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 12:05am PST
Call up Milton, 'cause it's time for some REAL TALK by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 02/16/2010, 11:26am PST
best troll of all time by Mysterious Stranger 02/16/2010, 9:38pm PST
So the reason I want Paris Hilton to die of AIDS is because she trolled me? NT by Mischief Maker 02/16/2010, 11:35pm PST
Also she is a cunt. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 7:23am PST
Use of "Sir" detected. Conclusion: PROBABLE GOON NT by Fortinbras 02/17/2010, 7:29am PST
Like you? Ha ha yeah. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 7:31am PST
Wow, you've cracked the case by Sir Percy Fistyworth Chumsford III 02/17/2010, 8:10am PST
(*airhorn*) NT by Fullofkittens 02/18/2010, 6:38pm PST
This guy has the right idea. Can everyone stop replying to posts on Caltrops? NT by Exception: praise. 02/17/2010, 9:32am PST
You're full of shit. by Quétinbec 02/17/2010, 7:19am PST
Re: You're full of shit. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 7:30am PST
Wow, Jhoh's mortgage-free! NT by Jealous debtors 02/17/2010, 12:02pm PST
If we were mortgage free we would've paid a deposit. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 4:51pm PST
What? by Hans Clastorp 02/17/2010, 5:46pm PST
I guess we deposited a down payment then. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 5:50pm PST
hans, the mc hammer of caltrops :D NT by irony 02/17/2010, 5:57pm PST
:D NT by Hans Clastorp 02/18/2010, 9:30am PST
Re: :D by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 9:50am PST
Haha that's hans. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/18/2010, 3:17pm PST
I feel a lot better about myself now that I know he believes that actually NT by irony 02/17/2010, 5:10pm PST
Ha ha! You DID fall in love with Stabby! I fucking called it! NT by Mischief Maker 02/17/2010, 9:22am PST
Oh, for fuck's sake by I need clarification 02/17/2010, 9:40am PST
INC's high stakes! by Quétinbec 02/18/2010, 9:28am PST
What family? NT by Fortinbras 02/18/2010, 8:14pm PST
Let's all get trolled (I mean reply) by Fussbett 02/17/2010, 11:01am PST
Where's the rage? by Admiral Crustwallow Derbingle Jr. 02/17/2010, 11:49am PST
Re: Let's all get trolled (I mean reply) by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 4:58pm PST
what house did we pay only $20,000 for? by irony 02/17/2010, 5:09pm PST
*checks jacket* NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 5:10pm PST
who knew examining the particulars of a living situation could be so fantastical NT by irony 02/17/2010, 5:36pm PST
The inaccurate particulars. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 5:42pm PST
WE'RE NOT LOSERS, WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP SAYING THAT?! 8) NT by The Cable Retards 02/17/2010, 6:34pm PST
Don't be bitter because you lost (and we won). 83 NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 6:38pm PST
I GET PISSED OFF BY RETARDS WHO TRUMP MY INTELLEGENCE WHATS THIS IRONY THING NT by crying bitch 02/17/2010, 7:03pm PST
Nice subtlety jsoh NT by HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUR? 02/17/2010, 7:10pm PST
also we have huge nigger cocks NT by irony 02/17/2010, 7:11pm PST
Tell me more. NT by Quétinbec 02/17/2010, 8:00pm PST
That's what I was thinking. :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 7:29pm PST
to be fair I think he does get it, but it isn't helping him sleep at night NT by irony 02/17/2010, 7:32pm PST
Nothing will at this point. 8( NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 7:43pm PST
You don't have to be a genius to buy a 20k house in Detroit, but it helps! NT by ED-209 02/18/2010, 11:56pm PST
The deposit was only $20 so it was quite a bargain. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/19/2010, 12:23am PST
HAHAH LET'S ALL PRETEND WE HAVEN'T BEEN CONTINUOUSLY TROLLED FOR THE PAST COUPLE by YEARS BY SAYING WE'RE BEING TROLLED 02/18/2010, 5:11pm PST
Ha, you got trolled so hard. Look at your replying constantly about this. NT by U MAD 02/18/2010, 7:45pm PST
I know right? by Mysterious Stranger 02/18/2010, 8:47pm PST
Re: I know right? by U MAD 02/18/2010, 9:10pm PST
Re: I know right? by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 8:02am PST
Re: You're full of shit. by Mischief Maker 02/17/2010, 11:05am PST
Re: You're full of shit. by Quétinbec 02/18/2010, 9:43am PST
Re: You're full of shit. by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 11:40am PST
"Economics! With this enchanted Tarot, you'll never NEED to understand finance!" NT by The Happiness Engine 02/18/2010, 3:37pm PST
I've been trolled! by Arbit 02/17/2010, 11:50am PST
Re: I've been trolled! by Quétinbec 02/18/2010, 9:45am PST
Re: I've been trolled! by Arbit 02/19/2010, 4:54pm PST
QB's emoretcon extravaganza by up with pod people 02/17/2010, 12:03pm PST
Re: QB's emoretcon extravaganza by Quétinbec 02/18/2010, 9:49am PST
HGB and QB star in: Okane Ga Nai (No Money) by Noi Dau Don 02/17/2010, 5:50pm PST
I have a conversation with a beautiful live human female about this. by Noi Dau Don 02/17/2010, 6:26pm PST
oh yea so did I, if by "this" you mean something somewhat unrelatred by irony 02/17/2010, 7:25pm PST
a page 404'd :( NT by Worm 02/17/2010, 9:13pm PST
Missing page reup by Noi Dau Don 02/18/2010, 2:05pm PST
That was hilarious, Zseni. NT by Quétinbec 02/18/2010, 9:52am PST
Thanks QB! Your ukefacing is deeply inspiring to me. NT by Noi Dau Don 02/18/2010, 2:17pm PST
NO U by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 02/18/2010, 11:50am PST
Re: NO U by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 6:51am PST
QB has lots of secret private messages to be proud of NT by Tom Chick 02/19/2010, 8:38am PST
I once genetically engineered bioluminescent E-Coli as a lab project. by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 12:14pm PST
Hahahahaha NT by Entropy Stew 02/19/2010, 12:16am PST
Re: I once genetically engineered bioluminescent E-Coli as a lab project. by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 6:59am PST
I think these adventures are a little romantic. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/17/2010, 8:51pm PST
I think I meant "accomplished" goon. Not acclimated. I just work here. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/17/2010, 8:53pm PST
Re: I think these adventures are a little romantic. by Quétinbec 02/18/2010, 9:47am PST
Except when they get on the airwaves, newspapers, internet, etc. NT by Fortinbras 02/18/2010, 11:34am PST
it falls to me to inform you that the 'beautiful text' was actually sad, banal by up with pod people 02/15/2010, 6:53pm PST
Re: it falls to me to inform you that the 'beautiful text' was actually sad, ban by Quétinbec 02/16/2010, 6:55am PST
Do you actually play video games? NT by Mysterious Stranger 02/16/2010, 11:37am PST
Sure he does! He played that Need for Speed where you get text messages from a by beautiful but deadly Chinese girl! 02/16/2010, 4:53pm PST
Re: A fuck occured by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/18/2010, 8:02pm PST
Hey, QB! We found someone who wants to trade places with you. NT by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 8:15pm PST
Don't kid yourself. QB's posts have all the core elements of a Goon story. by Fortinbras 02/18/2010, 8:19pm PST
fuck you, goon by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 12:12am PST
Sounds like it's time for Fortinbras NT by to raise the stakes B) 02/19/2010, 6:12am PST
Lookit these FUCKEN GOONS by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/18/2010, 8:26pm PST
Who wants to ban QB??? These hate-ins are fun! NT by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 9:40pm PST
Re: Who wants to ban QB??? These hate-ins are fun! by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/18/2010, 9:52pm PST
Re: Who wants to ban QB??? These hate-ins are fun! by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 10:23pm PST
Re: Who wants to ban QB??? These hate-ins are fun! by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 12:04am PST
Re: Who wants to ban QB??? These hate-ins are fun! by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 12:10am PST
Ping pong with whores? OH, THE DECADENCE by Entropy Stew 02/19/2010, 12:28am PST
Is it time to have a thread about serious shit that we're morally neutral about? by Noi Dau Don 02/19/2010, 1:49am PST
Wrong. by Fortinbras 02/19/2010, 9:20am PST
This guy didn't get trolled. Let's all praise him. NT by Troll assessor 02/18/2010, 9:01pm PST
Re: A fuck occured by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 7:09am PST
Re: A fuck occured by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 8:33am PST
Hey QB! by Gutsby 02/19/2010, 9:41am PST
If you were wondering what Quetinbec's spending all his hard-earned money on... by Mysterious Stranger 02/03/2010, 4:26pm PST
QB doesn't care for virgins. All he wants is a prostitute who does exactly what by Noi Dau Don 02/03/2010, 4:59pm PST
Re: QB doesn't care by Mischief Maker 02/06/2010, 10:50am PST
Re: QB doesn't care by Noi Dau Don 02/06/2010, 3:48pm PST
mm & ndd 4vr by up with pod people 02/06/2010, 5:38pm PST
Feature request: NDD expand..........................................on religion NT by Last 02/08/2010, 8:14am PST
OR EXPAND HER CUMGUT (IT'S KILLING HER BUT SHE LOVES IT) by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/08/2010, 8:42am PST
Re: OR EXPAND HER CUMGUT (IT'S KILLING HER BUT SHE LOVES IT) by lol im a goon 02/19/2010, 12:15am PST
I dunno Last, every time I write more like 100 words in a row about anything, by Noi Dau Don 02/08/2010, 1:03pm PST
Re: I dunno Last, every time I write more like 100 words in a row about anything by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/08/2010, 1:21pm PST
Re: I dunno Last, every time I write more like 100 words in a row about anything by Quétinbec 02/09/2010, 10:41am PST
The Nine Billion Names of God by Fussbett 02/09/2010, 11:35am PST
Ha ha, "God is a Dick" by Arthur C Clarke by Last 02/09/2010, 2:23pm PST
Did you catch the date on that story? by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/09/2010, 2:28pm PST
Did you catch today's date? Because it's still equivalent to many millenia of by writing in books. - Last 02/09/2010, 3:40pm PST
Re: Did you catch today's date? Because it's still equivalent to many millenia by Mysterious Stranger 02/09/2010, 5:03pm PST
Get behind me Satan >_< by Vested Id 02/09/2010, 6:13pm PST
get homoerotically ripped giving the minimum effort and just being good enough! by up with pod people 02/09/2010, 7:30pm PST
Isometric exercise?! That won't do shit! by Bas Rutten 02/12/2010, 12:43pm PST
No, I saw what you were saying by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/10/2010, 3:07am PST
Re: The Nine Billion Names of God by Quétinbec 02/10/2010, 7:11am PST
Re: The Nine Billion Names of God by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/10/2010, 7:52am PST
I feel like I'm back on SA reading shit posts in Debate & Discussion by fat libs NT by Fortinbras 02/09/2010, 2:17pm PST
A pity you aren't back there. NT by Mischief Maker 02/09/2010, 10:06pm PST
Seriously NT by The rest of Caltrops 02/09/2010, 10:23pm PST
Why would anyone go to sa in the first place it always sucked (goooons). NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/10/2010, 5:16am PST
I went to church last night. by Quétinbec 02/08/2010, 7:28am PST
Fillis? You don't call them Flips? by Fussbett 02/08/2010, 12:09pm PST
Or unless she's the only female desperate enough and damaged enough to love you by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 02/08/2010, 12:36pm PST
Hello to u! NT by Irene Wong 02/09/2010, 4:35pm PST
He took the story of Cain and Abel to heart. by Mischief Maker 02/11/2010, 12:17am PST
Re: He took the story of Cain and Abel to heart. by Quétinbec 02/11/2010, 5:24am PST
So are you going to help your brother now? NT by Mischief Maker 02/11/2010, 9:52am PST
Agreed. We're on the sly now. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/10/2010, 8:15pm PST
If you need me to delete the website, just say the word. NT by Senor Barborito 02/10/2010, 11:20pm PST
I prefer the term "On the down low", thanks! NT by Quétinbec 02/11/2010, 10:18am PST
We do too! by African Americans 02/11/2010, 10:25am PST
HEY WOW, NICE FIND. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT FUCKING EXISTED! NT by Quétinbec ATORer 02/11/2010, 10:26am PST
Quétinbec ATORer almost as stupid as Quétinbec NT by But not quite 02/11/2010, 11:59am PST
The Quétinbec ATORer made a joke. African Americans thought (S)HE made the joke NT by Why can't Caltrops follow this? 02/11/2010, 3:16pm PST
Caltrops almost as stupid as Quétinbec NT by But not quite 02/11/2010, 4:31pm PST
Joke finisher spotted NT by Kill them 02/11/2010, 11:11am PST
Too subtle to live NT by White Americans 02/11/2010, 11:55am PST
I mean, we did ten years ago (2 white slang years ago). It was off the hook! NT by African Americans 02/11/2010, 12:03pm PST
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28gay_slang%29 NT by gruman 02/11/2010, 1:27pm PST
A whore wanked me off this morning. by Quétinbec 01/29/2010, 2:51am PST
You think you're HIV+ and hanging around with sick whores? by Mischief Maker 01/29/2010, 10:41am PST
Quentin treating prostitutes like humans makes me anxious as well. by Gutsby 01/29/2010, 1:00pm PST
I rewatched "Casino" last night and it totally reminded me of QB by Mischief Maker 01/29/2010, 3:31pm PST
QB seems to reflect on his situation and his compromises quite a lot. by GutsbY 01/29/2010, 7:35pm PST
I'd heard of sex addiction before by Mischief Maker 01/30/2010, 12:17pm PST
I don't think I'm HIV positive, MM, you fucking asshole. by Quétinbec 01/31/2010, 7:47am PST
Re: I don't think I'm HIV positive, MM, you fucking asshole. by Mysterious Stranger 01/31/2010, 12:11pm PST
He's not going to do it. by The Artist 01/31/2010, 11:07pm PST
quentin, reply to this please NT by CHUPACABRA 02/01/2010, 3:12am PST
Also update on current wank schedule. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/01/2010, 12:45pm PST
Post a link to your 30 second test NT by Quétinbec 02/02/2010, 8:55am PST
Re: Post a link to your 30 second test by Mysterious Stranger 02/02/2010, 2:30pm PST
That's a pretty good deal when you consider you get ten of them. NT by Danger is our business 8( 02/02/2010, 3:15pm PST
Re: I don't think I'm HIV positive, MM, you fucking asshole. by Mischief Maker 01/31/2010, 10:24pm PST
Hey MM by Quétinbec 02/02/2010, 8:54am PST
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Pussy. by Mischief Maker 02/02/2010, 10:28am PST
MM! That's not fair at all! by Noi Dau Don 02/02/2010, 10:47am PST
Re: HAHAHAHAHA!!! Pussy. by laudablepuss 02/02/2010, 12:48pm PST
There were a few consequences for the Rolling Stones. NT by Brian Jones 02/02/2010, 2:13pm PST
Yes, we're children, we rationalize things, we have venereal diseases NT by Enter the Dragon mirror room 02/02/2010, 10:50am PST
Re: Hey MM by Souffle of Pain 02/02/2010, 11:25am PST
Real mature, pal! NT by Quétinbec 02/02/2010, 11:28am PST
You're so repulsive, I can't even look at you. Get out of my sight. by Fussbett 02/02/2010, 11:57am PST
GET OUT OF MY LIFE *shoves Geordi over a table* NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/02/2010, 2:05pm PST
Re: You're so repulsive, I can't even look at you. Get out of my sight. by Mischief Maker 02/03/2010, 8:03am PST
No bet! by Ray of Light 02/03/2010, 9:03pm PST
"I have protected sex." NT by Quétinbec, hundreds of whores late 02/02/2010, 3:39pm PST
aaaahahahha yes by up with pod people 02/02/2010, 4:05pm PST
Tarot cards! I guess we know where your healthy respect for gypsies comes from. NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/03/2010, 8:29am PST
It turns out Quenticbec is really Glenn Beck's pseudonym by FABIO 02/03/2010, 4:45pm PST
Playing Up for a hooker=bad call. by The Gaijin 01/29/2010, 3:40pm PST
Re: Playing Up for a hooker=bad call. by Quétinbec 01/31/2010, 7:53am PST
Used-up Thai Whore in Bahrain > Ninja Assassin QB NT by Who knew? 01/31/2010, 9:32pm PST
Jokez by Fussbett 01/29/2010, 7:10pm PST
*ping pong NT by Fussbett 01/29/2010, 7:36pm PST
You were remembering all the ping pong you played in Sing Sing NT by laudablepuss 02/01/2010, 10:55am PST
With his ding dong and King Kong in a lilting manner of speech. NT by Last 02/01/2010, 11:29am PST
Lately I've had a lot of double-word typos. I haven't ruled out a brain tumor. NT by Fussbett 02/02/2010, 11:58am PST
Ha! NT by Last 01/30/2010, 12:25pm PST
anussimulator NT by This is Chris's Blood 01/30/2010, 10:37pm PST
Hahah. NT by Quétinbec 01/31/2010, 7:54am PST
Re: A whore wanked me off this morning. by Jerkcity 02/05/2010, 12:55am PST
Guess what I found! by Quétinbec 01/27/2010, 11:13am PST
This reminds me of when I was at her place last month and saw YOUR logs by Indian with a thumb drive 01/29/2010, 1:46pm PST
I cried over a powerful SMS by Quétinbec 01/24/2010, 8:18am PST
Re: I cried over a powerful SMS by This is Chris's Blood 01/24/2010, 10:47am PST
It is probably like in Girl in Gold Boots where it just sounds like a lot. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/24/2010, 11:06am PST
Not enough money to do favors for loved ones or treat STDs. NT by Just enough money to brag. 01/24/2010, 5:21pm PST
Re: I cried over a powerful SMS by Quétinbec 01/25/2010, 6:57am PST
Yeah didn't you know about Jordan, TiCB, you fucken fool? by Duh 01/25/2010, 7:50am PST
This makes no sense. by This is Chris's Blood 01/25/2010, 7:39pm PST
QB could AFFORD a $500 hamburger, that doesn't make it smart purchase. by Last 01/26/2010, 4:59pm PST
Re: I cried over a powerful SMS by Mischief Maker 01/24/2010, 11:53am PST
Re: I cried over a powerful SMS by Noi Dau Don 01/24/2010, 2:47pm PST
Re: I cried over a powerful SMS by Quétinbec 01/25/2010, 6:55am PST
"Marry for money, and you earn every cent." (Normally I say this to women) NT by Dr. Phil 01/25/2010, 7:53am PST
Re: I cried over a powerful SMS by Mischief Maker 01/25/2010, 9:43am PST
I just watched a lawyer explain "value for money" to a professional layabout. by Fussbett 01/25/2010, 10:41am PST
Re: I cried over a powerful SMS by Mysterious Stranger 01/25/2010, 1:52pm PST
You're wrong to think of a fuck as a service. by Quétinbec 01/26/2010, 7:11am PST
Re: You're wrong to think of a fuck as a service. by I need clarification 01/26/2010, 7:34am PST
Look at you! Criticising thinking. That's like me criticising penis-having. by Noi Dau Don 01/26/2010, 3:47pm PST
Re: I cried over a powerful SMS by Noi Dau Don 01/24/2010, 2:56pm PST
I don't know much (anything) about girls, does that look mean she's ovulating? NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/24/2010, 3:02pm PST
This is kind of how I think the movie Big would really turn out by I need clarification 01/25/2010, 11:11am PST
uwpp: oh man that thread by up with pod people 01/25/2010, 12:26pm PST
I've been crying. by Quétinbec 01/16/2010, 12:00am PST
Execution by lethal ejaculation NT by Eurotrash 01/16/2010, 12:54am PST
I thought there was no downside to exclusively fucking poor foreign whores. by Fussbett 01/16/2010, 4:48am PST
Fucked any teenagers lately,Fussbett?I'm tired but I can sleep.You live in Canda by Quétinbec 01/16/2010, 6:44am PST
Nurses and doctors like guys who can attend an open bar without barfing, mom. NT by Fullofkittens 01/16/2010, 6:57am PST
The beer's alpha acids were improperly oxidized, FoK. Surely you understand! NT by Quétinbec 01/16/2010, 7:26am PST
Whoa, look who's feisty, fresh off a good cry! by Fussbett 01/16/2010, 11:59am PST
Whoa, Mum is still around/alive! by I need clarification 01/16/2010, 3:30pm PST
Re: Whoa, Mum is still around/alive! by Fullofkittens 01/16/2010, 3:49pm PST
Fullofkittens needs to stick to whatever he does by Which isn't medicine or biology or 01/16/2010, 4:39pm PST
Here at Caltrops.com, we pride ourselves on knowing our biology when others dont NT by Fanciful Caltrops advertisement 01/16/2010, 4:42pm PST
Out of uterus through cervix, and even if you WERE right (haha), why post that? NT by I need clarification 01/16/2010, 6:34pm PST
I apparently failed at creating the image of his beak slicing through the wall o NT by Fullofkittens 01/17/2010, 6:27am PST
The virgin comment was probably just her making a joke out of all the anal blood by Jerry Whorebach 01/16/2010, 9:35am PST
Aww! Let me rub some salt in those wounds by Mischief Maker 01/16/2010, 10:04am PST
You're seeing other women? NT by Noi Dau Don 01/16/2010, 10:51am PST
Honey, Let a Playa Play! NT by Mischief Maker 01/16/2010, 5:31pm PST
Post photos. by Quétinbec 01/16/2010, 6:37pm PST
Photos from real life. by Noi Dau Don 01/16/2010, 8:37pm PST
This "post photos" is an Ator. by Quétinbec 01/17/2010, 6:43am PST
Shut up you petulant fucking mewling faggot manchild NT by Fortinbras 01/17/2010, 12:24pm PST
yeah, make more quality posts like me! NT by Sportsbra,Caltrops' smartest poster 01/17/2010, 1:54pm PST
Someone doesn't want me ridiculing his boyfriend. NT by Fortinbras 01/17/2010, 3:13pm PST
People here are judged by posts. You have to write good posts to have a say. NT by So you have no say in anything. 01/17/2010, 3:24pm PST
Sob choke duh wahhhhhhhhhhh NT by Faggots Anonymous 01/17/2010, 3:58pm PST
TAKING MY BALL NT by AND GOING HOME 01/17/2010, 3:55pm PST
TAKING MY BALLS NT by AND COMING IN AN ETHIOPIAN 01/17/2010, 4:01pm PST
TAKING MY BALLS NT by HOME TO NZ IN A BAGGIE 01/18/2010, 12:24am PST
I haven't ATORed as you since you got VD by I need clarification 01/17/2010, 7:04pm PST
MM, you have a 30th of my pulling power. by Quétinbec 01/17/2010, 6:42am PST
You gave money to a pretty whore and she fucked you??? I'm Impressed! by Mischief Maker 01/17/2010, 11:20am PST
I will say that QB's whoring history has made me less interested in fucking him. by Noi Dau Don 01/17/2010, 7:42pm PST
No Jerry? He's the most deserving! by Last 01/17/2010, 8:29pm PST
Ladies -> "Ladies". NT by Last 01/17/2010, 8:30pm PST
Jerry is in the top 500 cat barbequers I'd sleep with. NT by Noi Dau Don 01/17/2010, 8:48pm PST
Fourth seems an ok place to be on the average woman's list until by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/17/2010, 9:03pm PST
"two ettins and a clown car:" by up with pod people 01/17/2010, 10:27pm PST
Yeah, well, count your blessings, PAL. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 01/17/2010, 10:53pm PST
This is going to end up being one of those jokes where the punchline is a pictur NT by of me with a black eye, innit. -Z 01/17/2010, 10:56pm PST
That could be a punchline to anything. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/17/2010, 11:13pm PST
What would you know about coping with whores? by Quétinbec 01/18/2010, 10:46am PST
Re: What would you know about coping with whores? by Mischief Maker 01/18/2010, 11:22am PST
Will reply to these tomorrow. Must sleep. NT by Quétinbec 01/19/2010, 11:59am PST
Also: by Mischief Maker 01/18/2010, 12:38pm PST
Re: What would you know about coping with whores? by Fussbett 01/18/2010, 3:36pm PST
Re: What would you know about coping with whores? by Quétinbec 01/20/2010, 7:22am PST
When you're not crying or wishing you'd die, you do seem pretty happy. by Fussbett 01/21/2010, 3:40am PST
So 98% of my time, then. by Quétinbec 01/21/2010, 8:47am PST
Re: So 98% of my time, then. by Mischief Maker 01/21/2010, 9:42am PST
Re: So 98% of my time, then. by Quétinbec 01/24/2010, 8:20am PST
I'd walk the extra block if it meant not waking up with semen in my hair NT by Entropy Stew 01/24/2010, 5:56pm PST
So you're only depressed for 28 minutes a day! by Fussbett 01/23/2010, 6:41pm PST
I'll never make that mistake again <=> I'm guaranteed to make that mistake again NT by Quentinbot 01/19/2010, 8:28am PST
Oh I found QB's themesong by Worm 01/20/2010, 8:25pm PST
Dick test by Quétinbec 01/09/2010, 11:00am PST
Re: Dick test by Mischief Maker 01/10/2010, 12:36am PST
You got dysentery, dummy. That's why your ass is bleeding. NT by The Oregon Trail 01/10/2010, 12:48am PST
I'm sorry I called you names, NT by Dan Driedelberg 01/10/2010, 6:49pm PST
Re: I'm sorry I called you names, Quentinbec. NT by Dan Driedelberg 01/10/2010, 6:52pm PST
"Mr. Bec... These tests show that you've been... Bathing in the sea?!" NT by Dr. Mohammed Leg Blocker MD 01/11/2010, 8:55pm PST
Winning post NT by Mysterious Stranger 01/12/2010, 11:15pm PST
Also: by Mischief Maker 01/12/2010, 8:33pm PST
uwpp likes this :I b NT by up with pod people 01/12/2010, 9:46pm PST
At last, someone who shares my appreciation for the Kids! NT by Fake Mischief Maker 01/13/2010, 2:43am PST
And hasn't seen it all before a million times! NT by Even Faker Maker 01/13/2010, 11:58am PST
It's not my fault if this forum is populated by bigger geeks than me! NT by Keepin' it Mischievous 01/13/2010, 7:16pm PST
people. we need to work harder to keep this forum at the top of the list. NT by up with pod people 01/14/2010, 9:58am PST
Get some dick tests then. :3 NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/14/2010, 10:15am PST
Quentin are you actively trying to get AIDS NT by come home 01/17/2010, 3:52am PST
ICJ, IP check "come home" for country of origin, please. NT by Quétinbec 01/17/2010, 6:45am PST
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND MASSUH NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/17/2010, 7:20am PST
After that, arrange a job for me and float me another 20k quid loan NT by Quétinbec 01/17/2010, 2:57pm PST
Re: ICJ, IP check "come home" for country of origin, please. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/17/2010, 9:35pm PST
Hahaha NT by Fortinbras 01/17/2010, 9:38pm PST
"think less of x for y" is a part of my weekly writing and speech. FdaH8trzQB by Ray of Light 01/17/2010, 7:10pm PST
There's a fuck on my agenda. by Quétinbec 01/12/2010, 6:56am PST
Re: There's a fuck on my agenda. by FABIO 01/12/2010, 10:16am PST
Re: There's a fuck on my agenda. by Fortinbras 01/12/2010, 10:28am PST
Re: There's a fuck on my agenda. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/12/2010, 3:30pm PST
I'll make your asshole bleed! NT by Saudi saliva 01/12/2010, 10:50am PST
...and found something never recorded once in over 300 surveyed worlds... by Mousey Business Woman at Meeting 01/12/2010, 1:35pm PST
I'm imagining that post title being used as the lyrics for "Party in my Tummy" NT by Mischief Maker 01/12/2010, 7:36pm PST
aaaaahahahah "so _______, so _______" NT by up with pod people 01/12/2010, 7:44pm PST
What's wrong, Filipino Whores? NT by Mischief Maker 01/12/2010, 8:13pm PST
(so fucky) (so fucky) NT by Fullofkittens 01/12/2010, 8:16pm PST
yeah I was like "so come-y" and it rhymes with tummy but... it's just wrong :( NT by up with pod people 01/12/2010, 9:52pm PST
Though in QB's case it would be more like, "So drippy! So drippy!" NT by Mischief Maker 01/12/2010, 10:00pm PST
How 'bout "So spunky! So spunky!"? NT by Mischief Maker 01/12/2010, 10:01pm PST
got a better ring to it than "so virulent!" NT by up with pod people 01/12/2010, 10:09pm PST
In-fec-tious! In-fec-tious! NT by Mischief Maker 01/12/2010, 10:24pm PST
So horny! So horny! NT by end of discussion 01/12/2010, 10:56pm PST
wait what about so bloody NT by Fullofkittens 01/13/2010, 3:34am PST
That's more his anus, what about "so slutty"? by Worm 01/13/2010, 4:16am PST
Like Spunky Knight. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/13/2010, 6:00am PST
The night was a partial success. by Quétinbec 01/15/2010, 2:45am PST
Addendum by Quétinbec 01/15/2010, 7:59am PST
"It felt like I was fucking a man... We didn't spend long in that position..." NT by Because you came. Got it. 01/15/2010, 8:40am PST
butthurt NT by Mischief Maker 01/15/2010, 2:19pm PST
The beauty of most Turkish women... by Quétinbec 01/02/2010, 12:47am PST
Of course they're gorgeous while you're on vacation from ninjatown... by Mischief Maker 01/12/2010, 7:21pm PST
Operation Barbarossa by Quétinbec 01/01/2010, 4:21am PST
No matter how much you may think your job sucks... by Mischief Maker 01/01/2010, 9:15am PST
Re: No matter how much you may think your job sucks... by Quétinbec 01/01/2010, 1:26pm PST
Re: No matter how much you may think your job sucks... by Dan Driedelberg 01/01/2010, 1:40pm PST
With bleeding lesions on his asshole, I think he will be. NT by Mischief Maker 01/01/2010, 1:51pm PST
SHORT BET: Bleeding Asshole Legions will be Fussbett's top album of 2010 NT by Entropy Stew 01/01/2010, 8:53pm PST
No. Obviously the best album of 2010 will be from Christopher Lee. by Fussbett 01/02/2010, 9:55am PST
obscure competitor by up with pod people 01/11/2010, 4:19pm PST
More like Quetinbec Does Damascus NT by Fortinbras 01/01/2010, 3:26pm PST
Wrong thread. Unbelievable! NT by Fussbett 01/01/2010, 3:35pm PST
I'll be honest, I didn't care enough to read his post. Is that bad? NT by Fortinbras 01/01/2010, 4:25pm PST
Please, let us know what sort of posts ARE worth your time. NT by Souffle of Pain 01/01/2010, 5:05pm PST
WHOA WHOA WHOA are we seriously fagging out here over a QB post? NT by Fortinbras 01/01/2010, 5:31pm PST
Don't try to shift the issue away from us hating your terrible posts and excuses NT by Fussbett 01/01/2010, 6:15pm PST
Agreed. You WILL provide an alternate thread or I will haunt every post you make NT by Souffle of Pain 01/01/2010, 6:37pm PST
You're right. I'm sorry, my post was impetuous and without merit. Mea culpa. NT by Fortinbras 01/01/2010, 7:24pm PST
Good. Now go get rotdick and report back. JOIN US NT by Souffle of Pain 01/01/2010, 7:33pm PST
HURR HURR DURR NT by Sportsbra,Caltrops' smartest poster 01/01/2010, 7:15pm PST
Whore update: early January by Quétinbec 01/10/2010, 11:30am PST
Pay her to rim you, and write about her reaction. NT by President Barack H. Obama 01/10/2010, 12:50pm PST
No, don't. NT by Good (White) President 01/10/2010, 8:05pm PST
Operation Iraqi Freedom by Quétinbec 12/31/2009, 4:00am PST
So why can't you see a doctor in Turkey? I thought they were relatively liberal NT by Mischief Maker 12/31/2009, 8:13am PST
The private clinics here are expensive. by Quétinbec 12/31/2009, 8:53am PST
I guess we know who The Jew really is. NT by Worm 12/31/2009, 9:08am PST
Haha! by Fussbett 12/31/2009, 1:34pm PST
I thought you were a gazillionaire? by Chairman Mao 01/06/2010, 6:28pm PST
Its beginning to sound a lot like Herpes... by Chairman Mao 12/31/2009, 8:25am PST
Why? The symptoms haven't changed. by Quétinbec 12/31/2009, 8:50am PST
Re: Why? The symptoms haven't changed. by Chairman Mao 12/31/2009, 9:13am PST
You don't know what you're talking about. by Hans Clastorp 12/31/2009, 9:44am PST
Who said I never had one? by Chairman Mao 12/31/2009, 9:52am PST
OH YEAH while I've had TWO I must be having GREAT SEX! NT by confused douchebag 12/31/2009, 9:55am PST
Re: Who said I never had one? by Hans Clastorp 12/31/2009, 1:29pm PST
STD wars. FIGHT by up with pod people 12/31/2009, 1:48pm PST
Re: Who said I never had one? by Chairman Mao 12/31/2009, 1:50pm PST
Yeah well you've never stuck your dick in a lightbulb socket! Fucking puritan! NT by Are we seriously entertaining this? 12/31/2009, 10:01am PST
Like hell I haven't by Hans Clastorp 12/31/2009, 1:43pm PST
Oh my god, this is what goon logic must sound like. by Are we seriously entertaining this? 12/31/2009, 2:07pm PST
Gook-fucking, eh? by Quétinbec 01/01/2010, 4:26am PST
Re: Gook-fucking, eh? by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/01/2010, 9:37am PST
Yeah... and I'm moving up to nip-fucking... by Chairman Mao 01/01/2010, 5:35pm PST
Nip/Fuck NT by This fall on FX 01/01/2010, 6:25pm PST
Re: Yeah... and I'm moving up to nip-fucking... by Rev. Sun Myung Moon 01/03/2010, 12:01am PST
Re: Yeah... and I'm moving up to nip-fucking... by Chairman Mao 01/06/2010, 6:23pm PST
Fuck you, Mao. You don't know shit about Asians. by Quétinbec 01/03/2010, 3:22am PST
Re: Fuck you, Mao. You don't know shit about Asians. by Last 01/03/2010, 8:23am PST
Blah blah blah blah blah crazy crazy by Chairman Mao 01/06/2010, 6:16pm PST
Re: Blah blah blah blah blah crazy crazy by Quétinbec 01/07/2010, 12:14pm PST
no one is asking the right question about nip-fucking. by up with pod people 01/07/2010, 12:20pm PST
Please answer this, Chairman Mao. NT by Quétinbec 01/08/2010, 11:43am PST
He's not married. He's a loser. NT by Quétinbec 01/09/2010, 11:01am PST
Re: Operation Iraqi Freedom by Souffle of Pain 12/31/2009, 9:41am PST
No whore beatings! Hooray! by Fussbett 12/31/2009, 1:31pm PST
Re: No whore beatings! Hooray! by Quétinbec 01/01/2010, 4:35am PST
You ought to go to a doctor! Please do so at once NT by Concerned Female 01/03/2010, 9:16am PST
I told you, we're taking over. NT by up with pod people 01/03/2010, 9:27am PST
Time to head home QB by E. L. Koba 12/30/2009, 7:04pm PST
Living in a cave by Quétinbec 12/22/2009, 10:33am PST
Cut the crap, tell us what we all are dying to know: Has your junk rotted off? NT by Fortinbras 12/22/2009, 10:35am PST
Fortinbras speaks for us all. NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/22/2009, 5:29pm PST
Ever watch the movie "Hostel?" NT by Mischief Maker 12/22/2009, 10:42am PST
Right now there is a teenage Iraqi orphan whore who doesn't know things are NT by about to get WORSE. --FSBT 12/22/2009, 10:49am PST
Her grammar is about to be corrected NT by I need clarification 12/22/2009, 11:27am PST
She'll practice conjugating verbs like "have" as in "I have chlamydia" by Fussbett 12/22/2009, 6:01pm PST
Zseni (again) by CSI Caltrops Scene Investigation 12/22/2009, 11:05am PST
Re: Zseni (again) by Noi Dau Don 12/22/2009, 2:16pm PST
Not 'amorphous,' precisely. 'Fat.' NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/22/2009, 5:28pm PST
Someone's dream of finally becoming us is coming true. ^_^ by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/22/2009, 6:13pm PST
I figure these are the real thing by Arbit 12/22/2009, 5:52pm PST
Re: I figure these are the real thing by Quétinbec 12/22/2009, 11:30pm PST
Not QB by Mysterious Stranger 12/23/2009, 12:58am PST
Wow, look at all these Quétinbecologists. NT by And look at them being wrong. 12/23/2009, 7:41am PST
All of you stop posting. by Souffle of Pain 12/22/2009, 6:32pm PST
Is it OK if MM and Zseni post? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/22/2009, 6:42pm PST
is it ok if wrom still enjoys the taste and texture of eating scat? NT by irony 12/22/2009, 6:58pm PST
No, it is not okay. :( NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/22/2009, 8:08pm PST
Nice try, Zseni NT by Noi Dau Don 12/22/2009, 7:13pm PST
Today's Jerk City by E. L. Koba 12/22/2009, 11:25pm PST
Dick still burns by Quétinbec 12/14/2009, 10:31am PST
INC PLEASE TELL ME THIS WAS YOU. by up with pod people 12/14/2009, 10:56am PST
No one can write this many paragraphs and not be QB by Choson 12/14/2009, 11:14am PST
I don't think QB makes that many grammar errors. NT by (Not to say INC has bad grammar) 12/14/2009, 11:15am PST
Alternate theory: He got real drunk and cried over how screwed he is NT by Fortinbras 12/14/2009, 11:36am PST
That was authentic vintage QB NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/14/2009, 8:04pm PST
wrom chiming in NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/15/2009, 3:31pm PST
No, now he is. NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/15/2009, 3:58pm PST
Hey wrom how was the shootout at your creepy house? NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/15/2009, 4:51pm PST
Creepy rental. NT by Worm 12/15/2009, 5:20pm PST
We own a house, that's who we are, and you're nothing. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/15/2009, 7:30pm PST
Homowners NT by Beavis 12/15/2009, 7:32pm PST
What a relief, some Cable/Worm dialog! NT by I wonder how it ends? 12/15/2009, 8:05pm PST
Worm becomes a landlord. NT by That's how it ends 12/15/2009, 8:09pm PST
It's called a slumlord when it's a slum. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/15/2009, 8:24pm PST
What's it called when your sister's name is actually the one on the deed? NT by That's how it ends 12/15/2009, 8:34pm PST
I have no idea, look that up and let us know. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/16/2009, 5:05am PST
So their sister is the actual owner? Awesome. NT by President Barack H. Obama 12/19/2009, 10:04am PST
Wow this guy is dumber than buhs. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/19/2009, 1:36pm PST
hahaha game over we win again (time for another high 5, or maybe even high 10) NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/16/2009, 2:35am PST
high twelve (touch lips and dicks) NT by Jrdano, shuddering with excitement 12/16/2009, 9:35am PST
Woa, this guy's a fag! 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/16/2009, 9:37am PST
Well, to be fair... NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/16/2009, 7:27pm PST
Grammar errors? I'm the highest paid English teacher you'll ever know! by Quétinbec 12/22/2009, 10:36am PST
Sometimes I get bored and I want QB to post more. by I need clarification 12/15/2009, 12:04am PST
Who wouldn't want to eat at 'ol leaky untreated asshole's fine dining? NT by Mischief Maker 12/14/2009, 10:34pm PST
Ator or infection induced delirium? NT by FABIO 12/15/2009, 12:30pm PST
This is pretty much the plot of Dead Girl NT by Rape Whistle 12/15/2009, 12:42pm PST
Never mind it's just Zseni by Rape Whistle 12/16/2009, 7:11am PST
QB's competition just got hotter by Daily Show satire 12/18/2009, 7:32am PST
Caption: There was no shortage of volunteers to marry the sex workers NT by Entropy Stew 12/18/2009, 11:11am PST
I hope the white hair/white beard guy was given the whore with the most AIDS NT by and most kids. 12/18/2009, 11:38am PST
Hey QB! by Tiddles McDillyDong 12/15/2009, 12:05pm PST
Re: Hey QB! by Quétinbec 12/15/2009, 12:19pm PST
Can you take this off the front page please, ICJ? NT by Quétinbec 12/13/2009, 8:12am PST
Yes, QB has a reputation to maintain! NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/13/2009, 9:04am PST
Re: Can you take this off the front page please, ICJ? by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/13/2009, 12:33pm PST
Greetings to all our new Bahraini readers! NT by Fortinbras 12/13/2009, 10:51pm PST
Tiger Woods joke NT by Yuk Yuk Inc. 12/14/2009, 12:26am PST
Caltrops: bigger liability than your boss catching you with a third world whore. NT by Fussbett 12/14/2009, 7:37am PST
He's not my boss. by Quétinbec 12/14/2009, 10:36am PST
My dick burns when I piss. by Quétinbec 12/06/2009, 8:55am PST
Watching Jersey Shore is pretty fun. by Fussbett 12/06/2009, 9:08am PST
Online pharmacies can take over a month to ship NT by Online pharmacy guy 12/06/2009, 12:55pm PST
Why is that, Online pharmacy guy? NT by Fussbett 12/06/2009, 9:53pm PST
Re: My dick burns when I piss. by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/06/2009, 9:41am PST
Re: My dick burns when I piss. by Quétinbec 12/07/2009, 7:50am PST
Hey guys, turns out I got AIDS! (January, 2010) NT by Quétinbec crystal ball 12/07/2009, 8:47am PST
Hey, Google maps! by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/07/2009, 8:52am PST
The gun is for the Jew. NT by Chairman Mao 12/07/2009, 8:58am PST
do you know the jew, chairman mao NT by up with pod people 12/07/2009, 9:07am PST
Yes NT by Chairman Mao 12/07/2009, 9:18am PST
Oh has everybody heard the news, about the Jew. Jew Jew Jew, Jew is the News. NT by The Anti-Semitic Trashmen 12/07/2009, 10:36am PST
At least it's shame OR dickrot. It would really suck if it was both or something NT by Worm 12/07/2009, 9:38am PST
Thats was me being charitable. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/07/2009, 11:37am PST
He can't get an Israeli stamp in his passport and go back to Dubai by I need clarification 12/07/2009, 3:24pm PST
Re: My dick burns when I piss. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/06/2009, 12:46pm PST
so you would go to the doctor claiming QB's symptoms to get the scrip. by up with pod people 12/06/2009, 1:38pm PST
Re: so you would go to the doctor claiming QB's symptoms to get the scrip. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/06/2009, 2:39pm PST
oh I don't think he's lying where's the fun in that. by up with pod people 12/07/2009, 8:44am PST
PASS THE SALT, FAMILY NT by Mister Burke 12/07/2009, 7:17pm PST
TOTAL BULLSHIT by Mr. Copy 12/06/2009, 10:48pm PST
taken for Jerry: proudest day of Caltrops existence (sorry Jerry) NT by up with pod people 12/07/2009, 8:23am PST
Souffle of Pain already gave me an award for "best post in yearSSSSSSSSS" by what the fuck will it say? 12/07/2009, 6:16am PST
Re: My dick burns when I piss. by Quétinbec 12/07/2009, 7:51am PST
Re: My dick burns when I piss. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/07/2009, 7:11pm PST
Caltrops Style Guide: Suit buttons by Dr. Marcus Bowen 12/06/2009, 1:54pm PST
Re: Caltrops Style Guide: Suit buttons by Quétinbec 12/07/2009, 8:00am PST
Amoxicillin won't cure chlamydia. by Chairman Mao 12/06/2009, 7:37pm PST
Re: Amoxicillin won't cure chlamydia. by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/06/2009, 11:26pm PST
Re: Amoxicillin won't cure chlamydia. by Quétinbec 12/07/2009, 8:07am PST
I stand corrected. by Chairman Mao 12/07/2009, 8:54am PST
Fauna. You stand corrected again. NT by Just stay standing. 12/07/2009, 10:03am PST
Wrongo. Its referred to as flora. by Chairman Mao 12/07/2009, 10:11am PST
Re: Wrongo. Its referred to as flora. by laudablepuss 12/07/2009, 12:31pm PST
That's pretty weird! by laudablepuss 12/07/2009, 12:33pm PST
American McGee's Honda Syphilis NT by our foreign whorespondent 12/06/2009, 10:02pm PST
Post of the year. NT by Fortinbras 12/06/2009, 10:06pm PST
I hope Roop Dirump doesn't mind I ripped him off sort of. by Yuk Yuk Inc. 12/09/2009, 9:36pm PST
the bit with the star wars avatars talking about rape fantasies by Fullofkittens 12/10/2009, 4:25am PST
Went to a pharmacy by Quétinbec 12/09/2009, 12:22pm PST
Fuck this condom/blowjob/"dosage" shit! NT by QB gets what QB wants 12/09/2009, 1:26pm PST
Who needs some over-educated counter-jockey when you've got Wikipedia? by Jerry Whorebach 12/09/2009, 2:04pm PST
Is there a over the counter cure for AIDS yet? by Nice knowin' ya QB 12/09/2009, 5:13pm PST
I can't wait for this Azithromycin bottle full of adventure ^_^ NT by Quentinbec's liver 12/09/2009, 8:04pm PST
At least I might get a break! NT by QB's lower intestine 12/09/2009, 8:22pm PST
It's your confidence we like best. You handle things like a man. NT by Women of the Third World. 12/09/2009, 2:18pm PST
Caught by the head of logistics by Quétinbec 11/25/2009, 12:20pm PST
All assholes smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. by Ricky Roma 11/25/2009, 12:49pm PST
I fucked another whore. by Quétinbec 11/20/2009, 12:23pm PST
I FUCKED A WHORE AND I LIKED IT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/20/2009, 12:26pm PST
Sooooooooo.......... why did you pick the older one instead of the younger one? NT by Or, better yet both? 11/20/2009, 12:48pm PST
Because I think she thinks I'm great and fucking her sister would ruin that. by Quétinbec 11/20/2009, 9:33pm PST
correction: if you get caught, you go to prison to rot. by up with pod people 11/20/2009, 10:07pm PST
No one will give a shit if his class gets passing grades. NT by Mischief Maker 11/20/2009, 10:20pm PST
Re: correction: if you get caught, you go to prison to rot. by Quétinbec 11/22/2009, 10:40am PST
Yeah but when you screw up, you screw up big time and cry a lot. by Fortinbras 11/22/2009, 9:30pm PST
The hotel seems to be cramping your style. by Fussbett 11/22/2009, 9:26pm PST
Sir, he may be spending $10K a year on slave teenage whores, but he's no animal. NT by Fussbett 11/22/2009, 9:22pm PST
Solution: start beating the prostitutes? by Jerry Whorebach 11/20/2009, 11:17pm PST
I've started masturbating again. by Quétinbec 11/15/2009, 8:31am PST
Indians by Quétinbec 11/16/2009, 9:41am PST
Re: Indians by Mischief Maker 11/16/2009, 12:37pm PST
Hey Quentin, How is Irene Wong these days? NT by Mike Hugabee 11/08/2009, 12:30pm PST
Answer this please, quentin NT by Mike Hugabee 11/15/2009, 12:40pm PST
Re: Answer this please, quentin by Quétinbec 11/16/2009, 9:44am PST
A night with Amy by Quétinbec 11/06/2009, 12:10pm PST
You want a whore GF because it's a relationship you are in complete control of. by Mischief Maker 11/06/2009, 12:59pm PST
I never know precisely when the "... and then I cried" will happen in a QB story NT by but it's funny every time. 11/06/2009, 1:55pm PST
Can someone write an executive summary of this giant wall of text? by tl;dr 11/07/2009, 5:04am PST
Executive summaries are for executives. You work in the Caltrops mailroom. by Fussbett 11/07/2009, 5:59am PST
So angry, Fussbett. NT by tl;dr 11/07/2009, 11:32am PST
Nana by Quétinbec 11/08/2009, 8:29am PST
That'll show those gals who's in charge! NT by BDR, car shopper 11/08/2009, 12:42pm PST
Office Space by Drew 11/15/2009, 2:26pm PST
Shut up, queer. QB, what about that pimple on her lip? by Mysterio 11/07/2009, 7:27am PST
exec. summ. by up with pod people 11/07/2009, 12:36pm PST
Thanks, you're the best. NT by tl;dr 11/07/2009, 1:37pm PST
I think he makes a good point, the one part of QB's posts that by Souffle of Pain 11/07/2009, 12:45pm PST
tl;dr by tl;dr 11/07/2009, 1:36pm PST
This is the first time I remember reading your posts by Souffle of Pain 11/08/2009, 11:34am PST
Souffle of Pain can't help but respond to trolls NT by Caltrops 11/08/2009, 1:26pm PST
It's good that you're nuturing faggots, Caltrops by Souffle of Pain 11/08/2009, 2:20pm PST
Oh, I don't have to nurture them, they come here all by themselves. by Caltrops 11/08/2009, 2:54pm PST
Whoa caltrops really turned that one on it's head! by Worm 11/08/2009, 3:31pm PST
Nice, Souffle of Pain's using my name NT by Worm 11/08/2009, 4:10pm PST
Shut up, Mao. NT by Noi Dau Don 11/07/2009, 1:06pm PST
I don't ator when replying to QB. NT by Chairman Mao 11/08/2009, 9:53pm PST
Were you in control of the fuck? NT by Controlling fuckers 11/07/2009, 1:08pm PST
It's time to talk about porn! by Quétinbec 11/14/2009, 9:56am PST
Re: It's time to talk about porn! by Fussbett 11/14/2009, 12:04pm PST
Most of us? What do you mean most of us kemo sabe? NT by "Big Teepee" Tonto 11/14/2009, 2:04pm PST
This thread is pretty clever, whoever did it. It's like a puzzle for non-QB/FSB by Fussbett 11/14/2009, 3:14pm PST
I don't approve of this shit. NT by Quétinbec 11/15/2009, 8:32am PST
ffs HOW TIGHT ARE THE WHORES NT by Rev. Killdozer 11/05/2009, 9:55pm PST
They are a tight like a man's anoos? NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/05/2009, 10:07pm PST
That's not something I pay attention to, sorry, because I don't have a tiny dick NT by Quétinbec 11/06/2009, 12:11pm PST
also: to whom would he be comparing? NT by up with pod people 11/07/2009, 9:57am PST
Re: also: to whom would he be comparing? by Rev. Killdozer 11/08/2009, 11:35am PST
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