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Coworker character archetype by laudablepuss 09/13/2021, 7:57am PDT
    This was all the same guy? NT by Judge Barry 09/13/2021, 8:59am PDT
        Yessir by laudablepuss 09/13/2021, 9:54am PDT
    Re: Coworker character archetype by E. L. Koba 09/16/2021, 5:06pm PDT
        Re: Coworker character archetype by laudablepuss 09/22/2021, 4:33pm PDT NEW
        "Conspirituality" by laudablepuss 10/19/2021, 11:01am PDT NEW
            Re: "Conspirituality" by Kirau Nagaski 10/19/2021, 1:16pm PDT NEW
                Re: "Conspirituality" by Healboy 10/19/2021, 5:04pm PDT NEW
                    Re: "Conspirituality" by Kirahu Nagasawa 10/19/2021, 7:30pm PDT NEW

Aaaaand I was let go today. Dang. by laudablepuss 07/08/2021, 5:27pm PDT
    Re: Aaaaand I was let go today. Dang. by Mysteriobama 07/08/2021, 6:57pm PDT
        Re: Aaaaand I was let go today. Dang. by laudablepuss 07/08/2021, 7:08pm PDT
            Re: Aaaaand I was let go today. Dang. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/08/2021, 7:45pm PDT
    Sorry to hear. Well, at least now is a good time to be looking. NT by blackwater 07/10/2021, 9:18pm PDT
    I got a new jorb by laudablepuss 09/22/2021, 4:18pm PDT NEW

I have homework! by Rafiki 10/28/2008, 1:19pm PDT
    Who Moved My Cheese? by Fussbett 10/28/2008, 1:54pm PDT
        non sequitur by FABIO 10/28/2008, 2:59pm PDT
            What about snacks??? NT by I need clarification 10/28/2008, 8:08pm PDT
                There was also no scenery NT by FABIO 10/30/2008, 2:08pm PDT
        It's gotta boost employee morale to compare them to lab mice in a maze. NT by Mischief Euthanizer 10/28/2008, 10:16pm PDT
        I never had to read that one, but it has been mentioned in staff meetings before by Rafiki 10/29/2008, 11:46am PDT
            Let me guess where you can buy lots of copies of that book NT by I need clarification 10/29/2008, 12:08pm PDT
                Probably. There was a subtle tugjob given to Wal-Mart here and there by Rafiki 10/29/2008, 12:16pm PDT
            No, you're not too cynical. You just don't play on your zealot enough. by Zsenitan 10/29/2008, 1:49pm PDT
                I'd play my zealot more if I didn't have to read stupid fucking books published by Rafiki 10/29/2008, 2:03pm PDT
            Plus: Even if you're poor, got fucked, don't cause trouble, just be nice to us. NT by Fussbett 10/29/2008, 6:14pm PDT
        Who Moved My Cheese: The Animated Feature by Rafiki 07/09/2014, 9:15pm PDT
        We were given Cheese to read at work. Christ. NT by Yorick 08/09/2020, 12:12pm PDT
            Somebody wrote they were reading this on a dating site too NT by laudablepuss 08/09/2020, 5:47pm PDT
                My company just offered “voluntary separations” by Rafiki 08/09/2020, 6:14pm PDT
                    I wish companies would do that. by Yorick 08/09/2020, 6:52pm PDT
    Corporate touchy-feely by Last 10/28/2008, 2:51pm PDT
        You guys are assholes. by Quétinbec 10/30/2008, 6:25am PDT
            I can't imagine why she's now your EX-girlfriend NT by Mischief Euthanizer 10/30/2008, 8:07am PDT
                What's that supposed to mean, MM? Are you making fun of me or her? NT by Quétinbec 10/30/2008, 9:34pm PDT
            Re: You guys are assholes. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/30/2008, 8:28am PDT
                WRONG. by Zsenitan 10/30/2008, 12:33pm PDT
                Re: You guys are assholes. by Quétinbec 10/30/2008, 9:33pm PDT
                    This is all the "Self-Help" you will ever need. by Mischief Maker 10/30/2008, 9:57pm PDT
                    Re: You guys are assholes. by Zsenitan 11/01/2008, 10:10am PDT
            Too Soon Old, Too Late Smart by Fussbett 10/30/2008, 11:29am PDT
            I love Earth's self help books. The more of them I digest, the easier it is for by me to hide amongst you! - Exthok 10/30/2008, 11:54am PDT
                I like Exthok, he seems like a regular guy. NT by laudablepuss 10/30/2008, 12:31pm PDT
                    I, too, would like to hang out with him. NT by Moog 10/30/2008, 1:27pm PDT
                        How can you hang out with people you're not even real you dont have hands NT by The Breadman 03/09/2009, 4:47pm PDT
                            Stop, you'll make him cry. :( by laudablepuss 03/09/2009, 4:51pm PDT
                                He has very sensitive feelings (because he is such a nice wonderful person/cow). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/09/2009, 5:00pm PDT
                                    Also because I was not circumcised by Moog 03/09/2009, 6:53pm PDT
                                        Not circumsized much like myself (mary sue mary sue mary sue mary sue). by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/09/2009, 7:23pm PDT
            My psychiatrist makes me buy self-help books all the time, with my own money! by Jerry Whorebach 10/30/2008, 9:56pm PDT
            Re: You guys are assholes. by The Breadman 03/09/2009, 4:50pm PDT
    Re: I have homework! by FABIO 10/28/2008, 3:01pm PDT
        You're being glib. Don't be glib, FABIO. NT by Tom Cruise 10/28/2008, 6:26pm PDT
    Is this like dancing at work? :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/28/2008, 3:50pm PDT
        Re: Is this like dancing at work? :( by Rafiki 10/29/2008, 11:48am PDT
            HORRIBLE :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/29/2008, 11:57am PDT
            Yes yes y'all, we don't stop, get creative y'all, rock on! by Fussbett 10/29/2008, 1:40pm PDT
                This is a good spot to re-archive infogrames.mp3 by Fussbett 10/29/2008, 1:42pm PDT
                Honourable mention: Police rap by Fussbett 12/14/2008, 2:50pm PST
                The company I work for now is so awesome, our corporate videos are good. by Fullofkittens 12/14/2008, 3:48pm PST
                    So your music is actually a job. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 12/14/2008, 4:19pm PST
                        No. NT by Fullofkittens 12/19/2008, 1:04pm PST
                Re: Yes yes y'all, we don't stop, get creative y'all, rock on! by E. L. Koba 03/09/2009, 3:59pm PDT
                The Gazprom Song by E. L. Koba 06/19/2009, 3:54pm PDT
                    The chorus of the biggest Russian corporation song is all about drinking. Parod NT by Fussbett 06/19/2009, 4:14pm PDT
                    I hope they do a new song for the joint venture with Nigeria's NNPC by Fussbett 07/02/2009, 10:25am PDT
                Southern Food Brokerage by "The Superbroker Shuffle" 05/03/2012, 3:53pm PDT
                Microsoft Developer Conference 2012 by E. L. Koba 06/10/2012, 12:15pm PDT
                Re: Yes yes y'all, we don't stop, get creative y'all, rock on! by Last 09/07/2012, 2:33pm PDT
                Oh I meant to add this one, too. by Last 09/07/2012, 2:36pm PDT
                Bain & Company by Fussbett 09/27/2012, 9:30am PDT
                Blackberry (AIM LOG FATE) by Fussbett 09/27/2012, 9:54am PDT
                    Guy on AIM mocks RIM by Fussbett Returns 09/28/2012, 1:48pm PDT
                        Haha just saw this. by FSBT 01/31/2013, 11:44pm PST
                Microsoft Sweden by E. L. Koba 04/25/2021, 1:31pm PDT
            Oh hey it's the Anti-Life Equation how nice by Entropy Stew 11/01/2008, 1:19pm PDT
            Re: Is this like dancing at work? :( by Last 10/24/2012, 11:10am PDT
    For the second year in a row, I have not filled out my CORPORATE_ACRONYM survey by Entropy Stew 10/28/2008, 11:53pm PDT
    My job wants me to read books about how to do my job better. :( by Fullofkittens 11/01/2008, 10:35am PDT
    OH MAN I READ MY OTHER BOOK A FEW WEEKS BACK by Rafiki 12/19/2008, 12:08pm PST
    Guess who's got two thumbs, a noose, a stool and is running the book club at his by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/28/2015, 3:10pm PDT
        Re: Guess who's got two thumbs, a noose, a stool and is running the book club at by Chillum 04/28/2015, 4:21pm PDT
            This I am going to read for pleasure. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/09/2015, 10:40pm PDT
        Is this for coders, non-coders, or a mix? by Fullofkittens 04/28/2015, 5:58pm PDT
        The Art of Computer Programming. The 120 Days of Sodom by Rafiki 04/28/2015, 9:15pm PDT
        Managing Humans? by The Happiness Engine 05/03/2015, 5:16pm PDT
            I love rands by HUGALUGHAGLUGH 05/04/2015, 8:22pm PDT
            I'm not ready to believe that's the JerkCity guy yet. That site is incredible. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/09/2015, 10:39pm PDT
                JERKCITY is a collaborative effort by HANFORD in Stall #3 05/09/2015, 11:40pm PDT
        Re: Guess who's got two thumbs, a noose, a stool and is running the book club at by Mr. Kool 05/04/2015, 8:32pm PDT

Does anyone have a snagit coupon code? by not_a_virus.vbs 02/27/2021, 1:09pm PST

Look at this lunatic by SCALE 11/27/2020, 4:04pm PST
    I work 100 hours a day and I give two, sometimes three shits NT by laudablepuss 11/27/2020, 8:17pm PST
        and they're all on the clock NT by laudablepuss 11/28/2020, 7:26am PST
            great but why post as me? NT by laudablepuss 11/28/2020, 7:53am PST
                no seriously, please explain? NT by laudablepuss 11/29/2020, 1:29pm PST
    A 'courtship' focused solely on how hard will you slave for me NT by And how grateful will you be for it 11/29/2020, 8:59am PST
    "What’s the hardest you’ve ever worked on something?" NT by Laying a fucking roof in July, ASSH 12/05/2020, 6:17pm PST
        The store would run out of your brand of beer by tonight if webshit ever broke NT by Saltlord 12/05/2020, 11:21pm PST
            Webshit: NEVER breaks. NT by This Asshole. 12/06/2020, 2:14pm PST

Documentation by laudablepuss 10/19/2020, 11:05am PDT

Corporate Music dissected by MM (Still Downloading) 09/24/2020, 1:27pm PDT
    We need TDARCOS to give his opinion on this. by blackwater 09/24/2020, 10:24pm PDT

Pick my new career, Caltrops by nope 01/17/2016, 8:06am PST
    Something where they won't give you a hard time for t-ing up your wasses. NT by Christmas ghost, maybe? 01/17/2016, 9:08am PST
    Private Investigator? by Mysterio 01/17/2016, 9:17am PST
        How do you get into this by Vested Id 01/17/2016, 7:06pm PST
            Ah that's right by Vested Id 01/17/2016, 7:25pm PST
                p sure Jessica Jones didn't have to go through all that NT by Fullofkittens 01/18/2016, 6:15am PST
    Prostitution. NT by Caltrops 01/17/2016, 10:24am PST
    Serious replies, people by nope 01/21/2016, 7:38pm PST
        No one will give a shit about a "learn 2 web night school!" cert by The Happiness Engine 01/22/2016, 3:43pm PST
            Too late I pulled the trigger! by nope 01/23/2016, 6:09pm PST
                You made the right decision. NT by Kenny Mayne 01/23/2016, 10:53pm PST
        I talked my way into a job as a software tester 7 years ago by Fullofkittens 01/22/2016, 4:15pm PST
    Update: 7 weeks in by nope 03/17/2016, 10:37pm PDT
        No one will give a shit about a "learn 2 web night school!" cert, still. NT by The Happiness Engine 03/18/2016, 5:49pm PDT
            Thank you! It's good to know what I should be worrying about! NT by nope 03/18/2016, 6:59pm PDT
        You will know if you have the ability to program if you can teach yourself by Entropy Stew 03/19/2016, 2:01pm PDT
            Those are good reasons to learn JavaScript by but what about the smell? 03/19/2016, 4:37pm PDT
                The thing about programming languages is that they are mostly shit by Entropy Stew 03/21/2016, 10:17am PDT
                    Java was and is fine. by Kenny Mayne 03/21/2016, 12:38pm PDT
                        Re: Java was and is fine. by dr. no 03/21/2016, 11:31pm PDT
                            Re: Java was and is fine. by Kenny Mayne 03/22/2016, 6:58am PDT
                                Re: If someone has a better back end language I'd love to hear it by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 11:20am PDT
                                    It appears I did not know what I did not know. You've given me much to consider. by Kenny Mayne 03/22/2016, 7:11pm PDT
                    Thoughts on Sass? NT by nope 03/21/2016, 4:35pm PDT
                        None. Not my wheelhouse. I was always more serverside NT by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 12:39am PDT
            Yeah most of my time is spent practiving on Code Academy projects and by nope 03/20/2016, 2:42pm PDT
                Re: Yeah most of my time is spent practiving on Code Academy projects and by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/20/2016, 2:55pm PDT
                Buy a real textbook by Rafiki 03/20/2016, 5:29pm PDT
                    I am told "JavaScript: The Good Parts" is the essential JS book. NT by Fullofkittens 03/21/2016, 11:38am PDT
                        I thought that one was out of date by Entropy Stew 03/21/2016, 2:02pm PDT
                            AFAIK the central topic is still relevant by Fullofkittens 03/21/2016, 3:48pm PDT
                        Movie idea: Peter Faulk reads "JavaScript: the Good Parts" to Fred Savage NT by laudablepuss 03/22/2016, 7:22am PDT
                            I'd watch it NT by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 11:22pm PDT
    Any superior alternatives to Komodo Edit and JSFiddle? NT by nope 03/21/2016, 4:36pm PDT
        I'd be shocked if atom or VS Code were not better for js than Komodo by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 12:44am PDT
            both terrible, use Sublime by Ray of Light 03/22/2016, 9:10am PDT
                Trump supporter offers advice on text editing tool by Kenny Mayne 03/22/2016, 9:16am PDT
                    B-b-but I thought it was cool to use the word faggots here????? NT by Shitty Posters Squad, INC 03/22/2016, 9:53am PDT
                        Is that a corporation or two people posting, one of whom is INC? by Mysterio Lollerson 03/22/2016, 9:53am PDT
                    is it possible I know more than you about absolutely everything? by Ray of Light 03/22/2016, 11:36pm PDT
                        When you put it like that, I guess you got me. :( NT by Kenny Mayne 03/23/2016, 8:09am PDT
                        Don't cramp Jso's style NT by Welcome to Omsk 03/23/2016, 8:48am PDT
                You'd think a editor written in js would have first class support for editing js by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 11:24am PDT
                Agreed, subLimeText is great. NT by Mysterio Lollerson 03/22/2016, 2:26pm PDT
        WebStorm NT by Fullofkittens 03/22/2016, 4:18am PDT
            JetBrains and MS are the two companies that can build an IDE by Entropy Stew 12/02/2016, 3:34am PST
        web vengeance NT by sega soft 03/22/2016, 8:19am PDT
        Re: Any superior alternatives to Komodo Edit and JSFiddle? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/22/2016, 5:25pm PDT
            gently masturbedit NT by needed another pass 03/22/2016, 6:26pm PDT
        Here is a text editor called "lite" that I saw on The Hacker News. by Horus Truthteller 05/10/2020, 9:59am PDT
            There's no way to open a folder/project or start a new file. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/10/2020, 10:08am PDT
                Yeah, WTF is this? NT by Jack Bauer 05/10/2020, 1:07pm PDT
    How did it go, nope? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/26/2016, 9:22pm PDT
        I learned just enough by nope 11/22/2016, 9:26pm PST

Jr helpdesk guy log by laudablepuss 06/20/2017, 11:16am PDT
    I think we all know a guy like this. Thanks for the laugh! NT by The Happiness Engine 06/21/2017, 11:43am PDT
        Today's update: he wanted to log into the sonicwall by laudablepuss 06/23/2017, 7:43am PDT
    Re: Jr helpdesk guy log by laudablepuss 12/21/2017, 2:12pm PST
    Wait, are you saying that the cool kids are using Firefox now? by Chrome takes all my memory 12/21/2017, 3:21pm PST
        No no by laudablepuss 12/21/2017, 3:33pm PST
    My renewed log (long, stupid) by laudablepuss 12/21/2017, 4:03pm PST
        Some of this stuff is OK by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/22/2019, 9:16pm PDT
            Re: Some of this stuff is OK by laudablepuss 03/23/2019, 8:42pm PDT
    RIP Dorkus by laudablepuss 03/22/2019, 8:00pm PDT
        F NT by Ghost of admin future 03/22/2019, 9:02pm PDT

Microsoft Teems with plague bacillus by laudablepuss 10/25/2018, 8:22am PDT
    DEAR DIARY.... NT by laudablepuss 10/25/2018, 10:56pm PDT
    Re: Microsoft Teems with plague bacillus by laudablepuss 10/29/2018, 10:30am PDT
        Re: Microsoft Teems with plague bacillus by Mysterio Lollerson 10/29/2018, 10:43am PDT

Adventures in Hiring by Rafiki 04/24/2018, 8:20pm PDT
    Re: Adventures in Hiring by Fullofkittens 04/25/2018, 7:26am PDT
        Yeah, GPAs and degrees are worthless. Only consider if they have <3 years' xp. NT by The Happiness Engine 04/25/2018, 12:21pm PDT
            This thread is helpful for making the jump from freelance to white collar work. NT by saltlord 04/25/2018, 12:45pm PDT
        Next you’ll tell me I shouldn’t disqualify people that don’t play D&D or L by Rafiki 04/25/2018, 1:49pm PDT
    Ha. So very, very true. Candidates are so bad. by blackwater 04/25/2018, 1:20pm PDT
    A poll for programmers by Rafiki 05/04/2018, 3:15pm PDT
        Re: A poll for programmers by E. L. Koba 05/04/2018, 5:50pm PDT
        They use String after being explicitly told not to. NT by DQ 05/05/2018, 8:40am PDT
            Yeah, tough to defend this one. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/06/2018, 10:19am PDT
        Re: A poll for programmers by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/05/2018, 1:20pm PDT
            Re: A poll for programmers by Rafiki 05/07/2018, 9:05pm PDT
                Re: A poll for programmers by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/08/2018, 5:51am PDT
            "Automator" is a cool-sounding job title NT by blackwater 05/08/2018, 12:06am PDT
    My first cheater! by Rafiki 06/11/2018, 8:32am PDT

Taking an online class. Boring as shit. Should I micspam? What should I micsp by Rafiki 11/02/2010, 10:40am PDT
    Horrible Gelatinous Blob likes this. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 11/02/2010, 4:28pm PDT
    Re: Taking an online class. Boring as shit. Should I micspam? What should I by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/02/2010, 8:38pm PDT
    Going to take an online class. They want me to use a webcam. Looking for ideas NT by Rafiki 09/24/2014, 9:21am PDT
        cardboard cutout of marlboro man, VR googles and a power glove, burqa by Entropy Stew 09/24/2014, 11:07am PDT
        Stile Project that shit. NT by Horus Truthteller 05/15/2018, 7:12pm PDT

Oops, I fucked up at work by Chillum 09/17/2015, 3:54pm PDT
    People still have secretaries? NT by Entropy Stew 09/17/2015, 5:17pm PDT
        Re: People still have secretaries? by Chillum 09/17/2015, 5:56pm PDT
            Executive Assistant by and yes it's uncommon 09/19/2015, 2:38pm PDT
                What's wrong with the term secretary? by Souffle of Pain 09/19/2015, 6:39pm PDT
                    It makes men with the position chafe NT by real talk 09/21/2015, 12:29pm PDT
                Yeah, I should have prefaced that with "below C-level" by Entropy Stew 09/21/2015, 6:31am PDT
                    Update by Chillum 03/03/2018, 6:53pm PST
                        We love you and miss you. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/03/2018, 10:07pm PST
                        My own update: desk at work has three monitors by Entropy Stew 03/03/2018, 11:47pm PST
    About the term 'Secretary' vs. 'assistant' by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/19/2015, 7:46pm PDT

I wonder what the worst video on the internet is by laudablepuss 12/11/2017, 9:38am PST

sonicwall by laudablepuss 10/02/2017, 11:17am PDT

Hey let's look outside laudable's office window and by laudablepuss 05/31/2017, 1:35pm PDT
    Re: Hey let's look outside laudable's office window and by laudablepuss 05/31/2017, 1:44pm PDT
    Well I guess you had to be there. NT by laudablepuss 06/04/2017, 5:11pm PDT
        That was amazing and horrible. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/04/2017, 5:21pm PDT
            The operation to get people off the highway was fun by laudablepuss 06/05/2017, 8:33am PDT
        I'm sorry I didn't comment on your post by Rafiki 06/04/2017, 5:58pm PDT
            Re: I'm sorry I didn't comment on your post by laudablepuss 06/05/2017, 8:38am PDT
        I was waiting for you to follow up with more details. Fell into my own trap! NT by Mischief Maker 06/04/2017, 6:21pm PDT
            No worries! Another pic by laudablepuss 06/05/2017, 8:44am PDT
                Did the driver manage to get out in time? NT by MM 06/05/2017, 8:49am PDT
                    Yeah thank god! by laudablepuss 06/05/2017, 8:52am PDT
                And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck NT by it looked like THIS! 06/05/2017, 9:35am PDT
                    Re:And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted burning wreck by blackwater 06/22/2017, 11:06am PDT
    If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... NT by you're gonna see some serious shit. 06/05/2017, 11:33am PDT
        It totally looks like that on the far side doesn't it? by laudablepuss 06/05/2017, 3:23pm PDT

Note to the galley, Fazolis no longer to be served at official functions by laudablepuss 05/17/2017, 7:44am PDT
    You shouldn't serve me Fazolis. My mom served me Fazolis once. ONCE! NT by Danny Vermin 05/17/2017, 10:29am PDT

Annual raises. A question for Caltrops. by Mysterio 02/12/2017, 9:46am PST
    "Merit increases" is code for "You're not getting a raise without a promotion" NT by Run. Run far away. 02/12/2017, 10:04pm PST
    I expect a raise every year, I get it most years. by The Happiness Engine 02/13/2017, 3:47pm PST
    Re: Annual raises. A question for Caltrops. by blackwater 02/13/2017, 4:09pm PST

Try not to talk at work by laudablepuss 05/23/2016, 2:40pm PDT
    It's been communicated to us that you're inciting Hate Crimes NT by Human Resources 05/23/2016, 8:49pm PDT
    More self retardation by laudablepuss 06/29/2016, 2:04pm PDT
        Weren't you like, barely scraping by a few months back? Lucky to have a job? NT by Guess that allure wore off 06/29/2016, 9:31pm PDT
            Still scraping by by laudablepuss 06/29/2016, 10:24pm PDT
        This is like that TV show where the gay guy tells the straight guy how to dress. NT by Only we're both gay. High five! 06/30/2016, 12:35am PDT
    Re: Try not to talk at work by laudablepuss 11/30/2016, 2:45pm PST
        Eerily familiar conversations by The ol' handyman's special refurbs 12/01/2016, 10:48pm PST
        How the fuck did "Cyber Monday" become a phrase with a meaning? by Entropy Stew 12/02/2016, 3:25am PST

SUMMON: Mischief Maker -> Should I drop out of law school? by Stilton 11/21/2016, 7:11pm PST
    Re: SUMMON: Mischief Maker -> Should I drop out of law school? by Stilton 11/21/2016, 7:11pm PST
        Not Mischief Maker, and not a lawyer, but by Johnny Fivedicks 11/21/2016, 8:29pm PST
            thx for ur feedback NT by Stilton 11/21/2016, 8:31pm PST
    Like a lawyer I'll say, "It depends." by Mischief Maker 11/21/2016, 9:06pm PST
        Re: Like a lawyer I'll say, "It depends." by Lurker Guy 11/22/2016, 7:05am PST

"Two Nerd Cadavers Found In Server Dungeon" by laudablepuss 04/11/2016, 7:49am PDT
    What could we have done to have avoided this situation? NT by IT Boss 04/11/2016, 10:09am PDT
        Re: What could we have done to have avoided this situation? by laudablepuss 04/11/2016, 10:51am PDT
            Did you connect positive first, then negative? by Electrical Stew 04/11/2016, 1:47pm PDT
                I supervised the connecting by laudablepuss 04/11/2016, 3:00pm PDT
                    "That's not what we meant by burndown!" NT by *audience laughter* 04/11/2016, 3:32pm PDT
                    funny, should work fine after a blood sacrifice by Electrical Stew 04/12/2016, 1:10am PDT
                    There are no accidents. by Freud 04/12/2016, 5:23am PDT
                        Can't, too excited about the next Minecraft update by laudablepuss 04/12/2016, 8:49am PDT

accidental internet porno (not really) by laudablepuss 03/07/2016, 3:59pm PST
    More groupon stuff by laudablepuss 03/16/2016, 2:35pm PDT

Well I'm screwed by laudablepuss 12/17/2015, 7:00am PST
    A few options? by Mysterio Lollerson 12/17/2015, 7:23am PST
    So not to detrats from your issues but this may make you put thing in perspectiv by Oom Shnibble 12/17/2015, 8:25am PST
        That was typed on my phone in a traffic jam so the typos are obscene. NT by Oom Shnibble 12/17/2015, 8:31am PST
        This really hit home for me by laudablepuss 12/18/2015, 12:30am PST
            All posts here are on my phone also, phones only in this thread NT by laudablepuss 12/18/2015, 12:32am PST
                Now you're speaking my language NT by E.T. 12/18/2015, 1:43pm PST
            As long as we are sharing. by Oom Shnibble 12/19/2015, 5:37am PST
                It's a chronic illness, for me. by Welcome to Omsk 12/19/2015, 9:14am PST
    This is a serious post by Mischief Maker 12/17/2015, 10:07am PST
        You got healthcare now? Well then problem solved. by Injustice 12/17/2015, 3:14pm PST
            This is a good point. by Souffle of Pain 12/17/2015, 3:55pm PST
        Thanks for this by laudablepuss 12/20/2015, 10:44am PST
    Re: Well I'm screwed by Mysterio 12/17/2015, 11:08am PST
    laudable, can you please post an email address you have Paypal tied to? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/17/2015, 11:09am PST
    Sorry everyone by laudablepuss 12/18/2015, 12:10am PST
        Good to hear you made it past that hurdle. by Oom Shnibble 12/18/2015, 5:45am PST
        Re: Sorry everyone by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/18/2015, 8:44am PST
            "Some combination of James Bond" by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/18/2015, 8:49am PST
            + everything by The Happiness Engine 12/18/2015, 3:58pm PST
                Here it is by laudablepuss 12/21/2015, 4:08am PST
                    I'm not a malicious asshole, just a lazy one. by The Happiness Engine 12/23/2015, 5:06pm PST
                        Re: I'm not a malicious asshole, just a lazy one. by laudablepuss 12/24/2015, 9:15am PST
                            Paypal is so bad alternatives exist in droves, it just has market share. by http://www.paypalsucks.com/ 12/24/2015, 5:35pm PST
                                Holy Shit by The Happiness Engine 12/25/2015, 7:35am PST
            I wish that interviewing people was easier by Anonymized regular poster 12/19/2015, 10:18am PST
                Sorry but the last one is a bit fucking retarded. by Oom Shnibble 12/19/2015, 10:38am PST
                    They're all retarded! by Anonymized regular poster 12/19/2015, 10:54am PST
                        I wasn't even particularly nervous! by laudablepuss 12/21/2015, 4:15am PST
        Glad you're doing okay. I can't help much but here's how I get people into thera by Welcome to Omsk 12/18/2015, 6:06pm PST
            Also: maybe she can sit on Amazon mTurk and earn $40 a day or something? by Welcome to Omsk 12/18/2015, 6:08pm PST
                Re: Also: maybe she can sit on Amazon mTurk and earn $40 a day or something? by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/18/2015, 11:23pm PST
                    Here are some examples of AutoHotKey and making real money with microwork by Welcome to Omsk 12/19/2015, 9:08am PST
                        Re: Here are some examples of AutoHotKey and making real money with microwork by An Actual IRL Cat 12/20/2015, 9:51pm PST
                            Nyanquiry to Entropy Stew by An Actual IRL Cat 12/20/2015, 9:53pm PST
                                Site isn't utf8 pure by Entropy Stew 12/24/2015, 7:47am PST
                            I was trying to get appen referrals awhile ago, but it's over now by Worm 12/21/2015, 3:52pm PST
                                What's the per-hour dollar amount? For reference mTurkers who excel earn 10-20/h by Welcome to Omsk 12/22/2015, 4:42am PST
                                    I get 14.44 an hour right now. by Worm 12/22/2015, 1:58pm PST
                                        Thanks! Does it require anything much to get started? by Welcome to Omsk 12/24/2015, 7:34am PST
                                            Yeah, US Residency for the Social Media Eval stuff. by Worm 12/24/2015, 11:31am PST
                                                Thanks again. Can people do more than one hour of work a day? What's the limit? by Welcome to Omsk 12/24/2015, 5:46pm PST
                                                    It's just evaluation, so no feed flooding. by Worm 12/24/2015, 7:37pm PST
                                                        There is probably a requirement that the account has a number of friends though. NT by Worm 12/24/2015, 7:38pm PST
                                                        There is probably a requirement that the account has a number of friends though. NT by Worm 12/24/2015, 7:39pm PST
                            r/beermoney and r/mturk start bite-sized, after that the IRC, forums & doing it by Welcome to Omsk 12/22/2015, 4:47am PST
                                Are there certain HITs to avoid? by Depressed Shut-in 12/23/2015, 7:19am PST
                                    Yes, the community has a huge resource list to help there by Welcome to Omsk 12/24/2015, 7:31am PST
                                        A path back into good GRACES. Christ. Stupid phone. NT by Welcome to Omsk 12/24/2015, 5:37pm PST
                        Thanks. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/22/2015, 12:45pm PST
                            You're welcome. Now don't make them any wiser. by Welcome to Omsk 12/22/2015, 1:07pm PST
    "Caltrops is a shithole" says the Internet by The Internet 12/19/2015, 2:34pm PST
        Pollyanna, Bitches! NT by Mischief Claus 12/19/2015, 3:35pm PST
    Hope it's all good now. Next time make a Patreon for Christ sakes. by Roop 12/20/2015, 1:51pm PST
    Can we get an update? NT by Brian 12/23/2015, 8:41pm PST
    Got a job offer, start Tuesday by laudablepuss 01/14/2016, 5:49am PST
        Congrats, dude! NT by Oom Shnibble 01/14/2016, 6:13am PST
        Re: Got a job offer, start Tuesday by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/18/2016, 10:53am PST
            Re: Got a job offer, start Tuesday by laudablepuss 01/20/2016, 12:56am PST
                Aaaaaand no offer from the other guys afterall by laudablepuss 01/20/2016, 5:10pm PST

Let's see if I get fired in the near future by Rafiki 11/18/2015, 9:47am PST
    Identify as female and claim alternative gender assignment discrimination NT by for great justice 11/18/2015, 11:34am PST
    Even robots fuck up production by Entropy Stew 11/18/2015, 1:38pm PST
    Chinese cyber warfare did it. Lucky you were there NT by or somebody could have died. 11/18/2015, 1:48pm PST
        Alternately: the Mossad using a Stuxnet variant NT by Entropy Stew 11/18/2015, 3:16pm PST
    Blame the process. by Oom Shnibble 11/19/2015, 12:06am PST
        Don't go bringing an actual answer into this NT by Entropy Stew 11/19/2015, 12:27am PST

I quit in the middle of a contract by laudablepuss 07/03/2015, 2:22pm PDT
    What is your desire to work in Denver, as in by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/04/2015, 12:12am PDT
        Re: What is your desire to work in Denver, as in by laudablepuss 07/21/2015, 6:30pm PDT
            That's not tp buddy. by Oom Shnibble 07/22/2015, 5:27am PDT
            Re: What is your desire to work in Denver, as in by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/22/2015, 1:01pm PDT
    If you're just in IT, why do you carry a badge and a gun? NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/19/2015, 7:53pm PDT
        Running away from work? Computers, badges and guns? by Eurotrash 09/20/2015, 3:29am PDT
        The gun part is a joke by laudablepuss 09/20/2015, 9:34am PDT

I'll pay top dollar for lazy contractor stories NT by The Breadman 05/05/2015, 8:11am PDT
    Sorry, man. All contractors work like the dickens. NT by Souffle of Pain 05/05/2015, 3:31pm PDT
        Until the job is half done, they get most of the money, by The Happiness Engine 05/06/2015, 6:28am PDT
        Until the job is half done, they get most of the money, by The Happiness Engine 05/06/2015, 6:56am PDT

What THE SHIT is this by laudablepuss 07/22/2014, 4:30pm PDT
    The Amish knew if they waited long enough, that look would come back in fashion. NT by Patience of Job, satchel of hemp. 07/22/2014, 5:57pm PDT
    MEANWHILE: traits of a QA tester by Fullofkittens 07/22/2014, 7:47pm PDT
        Good QA testers are gold by Entropy Stew 09/24/2014, 11:00am PDT
            Testers that only test what a dev tells them to aren't earning their money. NT by Fullofkittens 09/24/2014, 7:17pm PDT
                Re: Testers that only test what a dev tells them to aren't earning their money. by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/24/2014, 10:12pm PDT

I demand to hear details of Fussbett's quitting NT by Quentin Beck 05/27/2008, 4:50pm PDT
    Yes, I concur. Also whether Caltrops can get him a job. NT by Zsenitan 05/27/2008, 4:58pm PDT
        Please keep in contact with them so you can send them here in 10 years NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/27/2008, 5:28pm PDT
            I still want Fussbett's old bosses sent here in 2018. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/23/2013, 7:31pm PDT
        Jesus, we've already got our hands full with you. NT by Caltrops 05/27/2008, 11:47pm PDT
    "Soon", I said. I also reserve the right to pussy out. by Fussbett 05/27/2008, 5:39pm PDT
        Re: "Soon", I said. I also reserve the right to pussy out. by Your online guide to dating 05/28/2008, 1:55am PDT
            I thought he said he drove an Audi (HEH) NT by -=Audis[ScaryGary]Suck=- 05/28/2008, 3:39am PDT
                Seriously tho, fuck his shit ass car NT by -=Audis[ScaryGary]Suck=- 05/28/2008, 3:40am PDT
                    DON'T FUCK MY CAR by Fussbett 05/28/2008, 11:15am PDT
                        Re: DON'T FUCK MY CAR by Mischief Mo 05/28/2008, 11:40am PDT
                            I put that right in my <a> tag, psh. NT by Fussbett 05/28/2008, 12:02pm PDT
                        It's true Fussbett drives an Audi. But who drove Caltrops most fuckable car? by Quétinbec 05/29/2008, 1:51am PDT
                            Total sexmachine, even if she does have an eating disorder (rotary engine). NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/29/2008, 2:27am PDT
                            Hey, nice 4-door POPS by Ray of Light 05/29/2008, 10:17am PDT
                                Re: Hey, nice 4-door POPS by Quétinbec 05/31/2008, 12:01am PDT
                            "Drove" being key, not "could make the payments for" or "managed to keep" NT by Quentin X. Beck 05/29/2008, 11:30am PDT
                            You're one of those guys who takes pictures of his car. NT by Fussbett 05/29/2008, 12:44pm PDT
                                I’d take pictures of my consoles too if I drove an Audi. by Quétinbec 05/31/2008, 12:02am PDT
                                    I didn't quit because I didn't get the other job after all. Dreams on hold. NT by Fussbett 05/31/2008, 3:06am PDT
                                        WHAT ARE MY DREAMS MR. NOBLET? NT by Jerri Blank 05/31/2008, 3:16am PDT
                                        I missed that. Was the other job video editing? by Quétinbec 05/31/2008, 6:51am PDT
                                            Some of that test footage could still make you a YouTube star. by Fussbett 06/01/2008, 3:44am PDT
                                                She didn't EVEN like your Rygar review? Lame :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/01/2008, 5:14am PDT
                                                Re: Some of that test footage could still make you a YouTube star. by Quétinbec 06/01/2008, 8:00am PDT
                                                    Re: Some of that test footage could still make you a YouTube star. by Zsenitan 06/01/2008, 10:33am PDT
                                                        I assume QB's fat chick is way fatter than you. You've not disclosed your fattn NT by Fussbett 06/01/2008, 12:19pm PDT
                                                    Re: Some of that test footage could still make you a YouTube star. by Fussbett 06/01/2008, 1:04pm PDT
                                                        Re: Some of that test footage could still make you a YouTube star. by Quétinbec 06/02/2008, 1:54am PDT
                            Photoshop->Image->Flip Horizontal, you can trick people into thinking you're fro NT by m a real country 05/29/2008, 1:46pm PDT
    Re: I demand to hear details of Fussbett's quitting by E! True Caltrops Story 06/04/2008, 12:27pm PDT
        I wouldn't be so ineffectual. Or fake. NT by Fussbett 06/07/2008, 1:08am PDT

The sort-of-startup I work for is getting bought out by E. L. Koba 06/26/2012, 9:25pm PDT
    take a hard look at the payout by jeep 06/26/2012, 9:59pm PDT
        Or he could take this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to expense a high-top fade. NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/26/2012, 10:36pm PDT
            I vote for this by Arbit 06/28/2012, 11:55am PDT
        Re: take a hard look at the payout by E. L. Koba 06/27/2012, 1:48pm PDT
    they are just trying to dehumanise you by Oom Shnibble 06/26/2012, 11:34pm PDT
        What if instead of "The Right Stuff" you did one called NT by The Wrong Stuff 06/27/2012, 12:04am PDT
            The wrong stuff by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/28/2012, 8:40am PDT
                Stop posting while surfing porn NT by which means just stop posting 06/28/2012, 3:31pm PDT
    Re: The sort-of-startup I work for is getting bought out by matt mysterio 06/27/2012, 6:32am PDT
    Re-enact the video monitors in Event Horizon by Rafiki 06/27/2012, 11:30am PDT
        Re: Re-enact the video monitors in Event Horizon by E. L. Koba 06/27/2012, 1:52pm PDT
    Have one person do it by fabio 06/27/2012, 12:16pm PDT
    Re: The sort-of-startup I work for is getting bought out by E. L. Koba 06/27/2012, 1:51pm PDT
        How about a dangling pair of feet set to "Hangin' Tough?" NT by Mischief Maker 06/28/2012, 6:49am PDT

Oh, and remember, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want by Rafiki 06/03/2009, 10:53am PDT
    That's crazy by Fussbett 06/03/2009, 11:04am PDT
    curb your enthusiasm youtube clip not found NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/03/2009, 11:47am PDT
    Rafiki + Still Life = the BEST GODDAMN PART OF THIS WEBSITE by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/03/2009, 12:04pm PDT
    The stories I could tell about aloha shirts...*stares off into distance* NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 06/03/2009, 1:12pm PDT
        Well thank god you didn't tell those stories here. NT by Fussbett 06/03/2009, 10:49pm PDT
            This website needs more Blob. Not less. More. NT by The "Needs More" Guy 06/03/2009, 11:53pm PDT
                I know I was being sarcastic. >:( I'M GOING TO STOP BEING SARCASTIC HERE NT by Fussbett 06/04/2009, 12:00am PDT
                    (I say this because I am sick nigh unto death of you parochial CRETINS) NT by Fussbett 06/04/2009, 9:32am PDT
                        I was trying to agree with you! Not all who agree are cretinous, Fussbett. by The "Needs More" Guy 06/04/2009, 9:45am PDT
                            Oh, then I'm back onto sarcasm. Sorry about that. NT by Fussbett 06/04/2009, 10:36am PDT
                                Maintaining admin sanity is something I am happy to provide. What r u wearing? NT by The Creepy "Needs More" Guy 06/04/2009, 10:47am PDT
                                    Not an admin, just underwear. NT by Fussbett 06/04/2009, 10:52am PDT
                                        Not underwear and a Hawaiian shirt? NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/04/2009, 12:44pm PDT
                                            I'm going to tell my friend's jellybean story to atone for my mistake by Fussbett 06/04/2009, 3:31pm PDT
                                                Are you sure it wasn't "best guess under the actual count"? by The Anecdote Guy 06/04/2009, 4:50pm PDT
                                                    No, because there was another guess closer than 320 and still under. by Fussbett 06/04/2009, 5:16pm PDT
                                                How about I tell you how many jellybeans I WANT o_o NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/04/2009, 6:47pm PDT
                                                    "How about you guess how many I want. If you said a handful, you are riiiiight." NT by Fussbett 06/04/2009, 7:06pm PDT
        Tell us a FUCKING ALOHA SHIRT STORY NT by Mysterio 01/07/2011, 7:33pm PST
            blobby pls NT by dolan duck 05/23/2012, 8:21pm PDT
    When I got fired by Bunyip 06/03/2009, 5:39pm PDT
        Re: When I got fired by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/03/2009, 5:45pm PDT
    I wear those shirts on purpose sometimes. by Fullofkittens 06/03/2009, 5:50pm PDT
    You can probably find Hawaiian shirts for $2 at Value Village or SallyAnn by Hans Clastorp 06/03/2009, 6:36pm PDT
        Marketing hipsters dressing up as white trash NT by quite a stretch! 06/03/2009, 10:41pm PDT
            I've never heard of hipsters being ironic before. SOUNDS AWESOME NT by I LOVE SUCKING DICK 06/05/2009, 12:54am PDT
                I hope this guy got a lot of dick for Christmas. NT by Mysterio 01/07/2011, 7:46pm PST
    So no one here's heard of Tommy Bahama by Vested Id 06/04/2009, 12:10am PDT
        Is that their strapline? NT by mark 06/04/2009, 10:15am PDT
    A friend of mine quit a $73k job over shorts by FABIO 06/04/2009, 1:54am PDT
        He's been workin so hard he's punchin his card 8 hours for what etc. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/04/2009, 2:22am PDT
        Re: A friend of mine quit a $73k job over shorts by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/04/2009, 12:45pm PDT
            Re: A friend of mine quit a $73k job over shorts by Souffle of Pain 05/23/2012, 8:22pm PDT
                yeah those and sweatpants wtf is with people wearing those at work NT by jeep 05/23/2012, 8:54pm PDT
    I've bought one ironically and one because it actually looked halfway decent :( by Entropy Stew 06/04/2009, 9:57am PDT
    Dress up like the Dude NT by Jesus 06/04/2009, 10:38am PDT
    Re: Oh, and remember, my post title exceeds maximum length. by N 06/04/2009, 10:45pm PDT
        How many times did your huge lactating jugs fall out? NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/05/2009, 1:03am PDT
            bzzzt no try again NT by up with pod people 06/05/2009, 8:10am PDT
                Next guess: How many times did you sit on a banana and it went up your pussy? NT by Fussbett 06/05/2009, 11:09am PDT
                    still mortally offended that anyone would think I'd participate in "beach day" by up with pod people 06/05/2009, 11:16am PDT
    Strap a pillow to your belly and buy an XXXXL for an authentic Hawaiian look by I need clarification 06/05/2009, 8:05am PDT
    I never did say how this went by Rafiki 11/18/2009, 3:07pm PST
        Man, this whole exercise is racist! Hawaiians wear normal shirts too you know! by You work in a sitcom, right? 11/18/2009, 4:29pm PST

I'm quitting today. NT by Fussbett 07/07/2008, 8:50am PDT
    Congratulations. Any particular reason for quitting on a Monday? NT by Last 07/07/2008, 9:42am PDT
        I'm going to give them until the end of July so the day is not important. NT by Fussbett 07/07/2008, 10:01am PDT
    Yaaaaaaaaaay (does this mean you got the copywriting gig?) NT by Fullofkittens 07/07/2008, 11:01am PDT
        No! Going to try out unemployment for a while! NT by Fussbett 07/07/2008, 11:14am PDT
            Yaaaaaaaaaaaay! NT by Fullofkittens 07/07/2008, 11:24am PDT
            You can get unemployment after quitting in Canada? by Souffle of Pain 07/07/2008, 3:24pm PDT
                No. I'll be resting on savings. AKA: the house I won't buy now. NT by Fussbett 07/07/2008, 4:21pm PDT
                Re: You can get unemployment after quitting in Canada? by North America 07/07/2008, 4:53pm PDT
                    This is the kind of post that increases demand for my "okay" posting. NT by Fullofkittens 07/07/2008, 6:02pm PDT
                        Your country is a Klein bottle :) NT by North America 07/07/2008, 10:35pm PDT
                            NO YOU ARE NT by Mobius Rowsdower 07/08/2008, 1:37am PDT
                                Your Silver Surfer is a favourite of RASCISTS, how does that make you feel? NT by Denzel "Kirby" Tarantino 07/08/2008, 3:09am PDT
                                ROWSDOWURURURURURURUURURUR NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/08/2008, 12:08pm PDT
    Congratulations! by Zsenitan 07/07/2008, 11:27am PDT
    You'll be dragging your kiln back eventually (DREAMS ARE FOR FOOOOOLS) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/07/2008, 11:42am PDT
    Holy fuck I just fucking quit. The boss and I hugged. NT by Fussbett 07/07/2008, 5:41pm PDT
        YOU DID IT NT by mark 07/07/2008, 5:51pm PDT
        I hope it was the lady boss. FOR YOUR SAKE. NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/07/2008, 7:26pm PDT
            I mean, for your SNAKE (bow chikka bow wow back dat ass up beep beep beep) NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/07/2008, 7:45pm PDT
                (FUCKING AIRHORN) Such carping is not commendable NT by Fortinbras 07/07/2008, 8:12pm PDT
                    Haha fucking airhorn. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/07/2008, 8:36pm PDT
        Nice work. by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/07/2008, 8:39pm PDT
    So what finally pushed you? NT by FABIO 07/08/2008, 2:57am PDT
        Nothing specific, just decided I'd rather be poor than work another day here. NT by Fussbett 07/08/2008, 1:24pm PDT
            Couldn't coincide this with L4D's release date? NT by FABIO 07/09/2008, 8:04pm PDT
                If they don't push it back any more, I should still have no fulltime job then. NT by Fussbett 07/10/2008, 12:04pm PDT
    Congratulations. You deserve this. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/08/2008, 2:59am PDT
        Re: Congratulations. You deserve this. by Fussbett 07/08/2008, 1:35pm PDT
            Re: Congratulations. You deserve this. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/08/2008, 4:55pm PDT
                So you're saying he has time to finish Caltrops Pinball now, right? NT by Mischief Maker 07/08/2008, 6:23pm PDT
                Fag NT by zsenitan 07/08/2008, 6:42pm PDT
    Did you put on your sunglasses as you left? Did you light a cigar and throw the NT by Entropy Stew 07/08/2008, 10:45am PDT
        walked away in unnecessary slow motion as the building exploded NT by Grumah 07/08/2008, 1:24pm PDT
    Good for you. by Hans Clastorp 07/08/2008, 11:49am PDT
        What the fuck have I been saying? by Quétinbec 07/09/2008, 5:22am PDT
            What kind of prostitute should he get though? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/09/2008, 8:02am PDT
                Feel free to come visit me in my giant, empty house. by McMoo the anti-drug cow 07/09/2008, 9:18am PDT
                    Neither? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/09/2008, 9:36am PDT
                        Maybe he's referring to his house by laudablepuss 07/09/2008, 5:24pm PDT
                            THIS WEBSITE FORUM IS HORRIBLE HOW CAN ANYONE POST HERE HRRRRRRN NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/09/2008, 7:34pm PDT
                    Fuck that! Let's go party at the new Cable bachelor pad. (BYOF) NT by Fussbett 07/10/2008, 12:39pm PDT
                        Come visit us in Shacktown. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/10/2008, 1:02pm PDT
            Re: What the fuck have I been saying? by Official NZ immigration site 07/09/2008, 12:50pm PDT
                He dropped out of high school before math NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/09/2008, 12:58pm PDT
                I hope he wasn't wrong about those sweet South of the South island homes! NT by Fussbett 07/09/2008, 1:55pm PDT
                Re: What the fuck have I been saying? by Quétinbec 07/10/2008, 5:40am PDT
                    Quetinbec finally makes himself useful by Thanks 07/10/2008, 11:15am PDT
                    Me by Fussbett 07/10/2008, 12:34pm PDT
                        Re: Me by Quétinbec 07/11/2008, 4:21am PDT
                            Marriage! My love life should be of no interest to you. Stop wanking to me. NT by Fussbett 07/11/2008, 4:58am PDT
                                Don't stop wanking to him, QB. But do take pictures. NT by Zsenitan 07/11/2008, 9:57am PDT
                                    Better yet, Kay-ten by Gordon Gartrelle 07/11/2008, 12:32pm PDT
                            I can't wait for the reveal on this one by I need clarification 07/11/2008, 10:31am PDT
                                I'd like the apology. NT by Souffle of Pain 03/11/2012, 9:49pm PDT
    Weird that this should be bumped today, because I quit this morning. by Last 03/12/2012, 12:39pm PDT
        Re: Weird that this should be bumped today, because I quit this morning. by laudablepuss 03/12/2012, 1:24pm PDT
        quitting is the best NT by jeep 03/12/2012, 2:31pm PDT

Everytime someone mentions XKCD at work by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/17/2011, 12:17pm PST
    Here's a dumb random story by laudablepuss 12/21/2011, 3:05pm PST

Who is it that works for Jing? Fullofkittens? laudablepuss? by E. L. Koba 12/20/2011, 12:17pm PST
    Not me, but this sounds like a cool idea . . . NT by laudablepuss 12/20/2011, 12:57pm PST
    It was the other laudablepuss by Fullofkittens 12/20/2011, 5:05pm PST

Holy Fuck HireRight by The Happiness Engine 12/15/2011, 8:43pm PST

Guys, I'm officially allowed to wear jeans in December in celebration of the hol by Rafiki 12/05/2011, 8:01am PST
    Do you wish you had taken a different path? NT by Mysterio 12/05/2011, 8:29pm PST
        Yes. Yes, sir. NT by A REGULAR 12/05/2011, 9:30pm PST
    Re: Guys, I'm officially allowed to wear jeans in December in celebration of th by A REGULAR 12/05/2011, 9:29pm PST

Big Dead Place by Ray of Light 12/11/2009, 9:19pm PST
    Re: Big Dead Place by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/12/2009, 10:45am PST
        A fine theory, ably debunked by the good people at Big Dead Place by Ray of Light 12/12/2009, 12:25pm PST
            More McMurdo mayhem by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/11/2011, 12:42pm PST

Two new hires today by laudablepuss 07/18/2011, 3:20pm PDT
    Haha crap! by laudablepuss 07/18/2011, 3:21pm PDT

DRESS CODE ANNOUNCEMENT O_O by laudablepuss 04/06/2011, 1:56pm PDT
    Re: DRESS CODE ANNOUNCEMENT O_O by E. L. Koba 04/06/2011, 7:54pm PDT
        That guy is clearly a cashier, right. I'm an assistant manag NT by laudablepuss 04/07/2011, 3:46pm PDT
            Assistant to the manager. NT by Fullofkittens 04/07/2011, 6:11pm PDT

Choose Your Own Adventure: Corporate Fraud Edition by Rafiki 10/09/2010, 1:06pm PDT
    I love whatever awful company you work for NT by laudablepuss 10/09/2010, 5:40pm PDT
    Haha hands on hips, face frozen in indignation NT by INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE 10/09/2010, 7:36pm PDT
    John Flansburgh of They Might Be Giants noooooooooo NT by Fullofkittens 10/10/2010, 4:04pm PDT

Fucking web devs by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/16/2010, 9:30pm PDT

Thanks, Dell by laudablepuss 06/29/2010, 2:42pm PDT
    Re: Thanks, Dell by laudablepuss 06/29/2010, 4:55pm PDT

They're sending around the Bobs by Rafiki 06/01/2010, 10:03am PDT
    Re: They're sending around the Bobs by jeep 06/02/2010, 8:39pm PDT
        Re: They're sending around the Bobs by Quétinbec 06/03/2010, 11:54am PDT
            In three months you'll be SHOWING old fuckers how to properly suck a dick. NT by Fussbett 06/03/2010, 12:51pm PDT
                That's not something you can teach, Fussbett. It's why I'm on six figures. NT by Quétinbec 06/04/2010, 4:40am PDT
                    Also not something you can teach: English. NT by Fussbett 06/04/2010, 6:22am PDT

More Williamsburg by FABIO 07/31/2009, 1:24am PDT
    YEAH I WAS KICKIN THE LOLS TO THAT IRONIC LIKE by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/31/2009, 1:34am PDT
    roommate art by FABIO 07/31/2009, 9:39am PDT
        Psh seen it. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/31/2009, 10:46am PDT
        new art project by FABIO 07/31/2009, 12:50pm PDT
    Arrested Development by FABIO 07/31/2009, 12:02pm PDT
    hipsters, unable to get a job based on their art degree or blogging career turn by Sword of Justice 04/12/2010, 2:01am PDT
        YUO GIEVE SoJ!!? NT by Gentleman Jim Browser 04/29/2010, 10:14pm PDT

Why are the incompetent managers always the ones who ride your ass the hardest? NT by Mischief Maker 12/15/2009, 9:24pm PST
    Excuse me I'm not incompetant NT by I need to see you right now 12/15/2009, 9:26pm PST
    Re: Why are the incompetent managers always the ones who ride your ass the harde by This is Chris's Blood 12/15/2009, 9:49pm PST
        Even shorter version: NT by "Because they are incompetent" 12/16/2009, 4:31am PST
            As a result of age combined with dreeeenk. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/16/2009, 5:43am PST
        Why do Republicans, hipsters, and fatties act the way they do? by FABIO 12/16/2009, 7:34am PST
            why does obama want to wreck this country? by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/17/2009, 5:29pm PST
                Obama "Hillary Shrillary" "Osama bin" Hussain Barack Obama. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/17/2009, 5:34pm PST
                    He hates our freedom! NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/17/2009, 5:57pm PST
                        America really IS the real terrorist. O_O NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/17/2009, 5:58pm PST
    Related to this subject by laudablepuss 12/17/2009, 9:00am PST
        The worst thing about promoting to the level of incompetence by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/17/2009, 9:15am PST

International relations: please advise by Rafiki 09/10/2009, 9:25am PDT
    Question: Are you or your co-workers fat? If so you have no defense. NT by You can only agree. 09/10/2009, 9:33am PDT
        It's not like he said "you-sized" NT by Worm 09/10/2009, 10:02am PDT
        But we do have FEELINGS by Rafiki 09/10/2009, 10:43am PDT
    Challenge him to a Karaoke-off NT by Fortinbras 09/10/2009, 9:34am PDT
    Re: International relations: please advise by Zsenitan 09/10/2009, 9:39am PDT
        "Yeah, we're taking over sumo wrestling which isn't a sport btw" NT by Say this. 09/10/2009, 10:36am PDT
    "Oh, did that meal somehow make your dick grow?" NT by Don't actually say this. 09/10/2009, 10:26am PDT
    Re: International relations: please advise by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/10/2009, 6:24pm PDT

Nude subway art by FABIO 08/20/2009, 11:34am PDT

Zseni gets FEMA-certified (jk) by Zsenitan 05/17/2009, 8:45am PDT
    You'd have to be pretty white to get away with carrying lock picks everywhere. NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/17/2009, 11:10am PDT
        like dexter NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 11:21am PDT
            Or a survivalist, or someone really into emergency planning (also white people) by Zsenitan 05/17/2009, 11:36am PDT
                Unless you're a repo man. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/17/2009, 11:52am PDT
                So not only were you going to pick the lock, you were going to do it with a torq by wrench cut out of a coke can? 05/17/2009, 1:04pm PDT
                    "Torsion". A torque wrench is something different. NT by Ray of Light 05/17/2009, 3:20pm PDT
                        Often called a torque wrench or a torsion wrench. A tension wrench is a tool use by Wikipedia 05/17/2009, 5:28pm PDT
                            Also a torque wrench is used to measure/limit the amount of torque applied NT by McMoo replacing head gaskets 06/03/2009, 3:57pm PDT
                    Always problems, never solutions! This is how you guys fucked up New Orleans too by Zsenitan 05/17/2009, 5:06pm PDT
                        The complexity of a lock is determined by the number of pins, not the weight. by The More You Know 05/17/2009, 8:40pm PDT
                            Total PMA by Zsenitan 05/17/2009, 9:04pm PDT
                                Wrong. A heavy lock is one that's hard to cut through. by The More You Know 05/17/2009, 9:33pm PDT
                                    Mysterio's Frictionless World NT by Zsenitan 05/17/2009, 9:44pm PDT
                                        Where is this theoretical Heavy Lock? On a battleship? NT by The More You Know 05/17/2009, 9:57pm PDT
                                            What? (laudablepuss) by Zsenitan 05/17/2009, 10:05pm PDT
                                                Speaking of alternate worlds, apparently we're back in the one where every by group contains an expert lockpicker 05/17/2009, 10:15pm PDT
                                                    You're avoiding the point, which is that you read a wikipedia page and think you by Zsenitan 05/17/2009, 11:00pm PDT
                                                        it was funny NT by up with pod people 05/17/2009, 11:07pm PDT
                                                        Guessing? I already told you what kind of lock it is. by The More You Know 05/17/2009, 11:29pm PDT
                                                            Maybe I should join you in reading the wikipedia page for that too. NT by Zsenitan 05/17/2009, 11:44pm PDT
                                                                Don't bother, you wouldn't understand a word. by The More You Know 05/18/2009, 12:18am PDT
                                                                    Hahaha linked from wikipedia. NT by Zsenitan 05/18/2009, 12:20am PDT
                                                                    Did you really spend this much time doing this? Talk about not understanding. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/18/2009, 7:38am PDT
                                Please tell us what PMA means. NT by Quétinbec 05/17/2009, 11:42pm PDT
                                    "Pay More Attention", something Choson said to me when making a needless correct NT by Zsenitan 05/17/2009, 11:44pm PDT
                                        More PMA fanfic, plz NT by Entropy Stew 05/17/2009, 11:45pm PDT
                                    positive mental attitude NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/18/2009, 12:14pm PDT
                        yes apparently all survivalism revolves around hurricane katrina now NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/17/2009, 9:54pm PDT
                            YEAH AND BUSH SUCKS NT by "BUSH SUCKS" GUY 05/18/2009, 5:55am PDT
                                I heard from a reliable source that boosh doesn't care about black people NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/18/2009, 11:59am PDT
                        I'm a little slow, so let me see if I have the joke straight by I need clarification 05/18/2009, 12:46am PDT
                            INC on Aqua Teen Hunger Force: "What!? Fries can't talk! They can't fly either." NT by Zsenitan 05/18/2009, 1:05am PDT
                                tell her about how bad the fire was NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/04/2009, 10:32am PDT
                        So what's your zombie apocalypse survival plan NT by Wade Davis 06/04/2009, 10:16am PDT
                            First, form a small group to act as a metaphor for the human condition... NT by Last 06/04/2009, 10:19am PDT
    Re: Zseni gets FEMA-certified (jk) by H1N1 06/24/2009, 2:13am PDT
        Re: Zseni gets FEMA-certified (jk) by Mysterious Stranger 06/25/2009, 2:49pm PDT
            Re: Zseni gets FEMA-certified (jk) by The Caltrops Art Gallery 06/25/2009, 3:50pm PDT
            Re: Zseni gets FEMA-certified (jk) by H1N1 08/06/2009, 11:16pm PDT
                Statute of limitations has expired on these posts, so I can't be charged with cr NT by Zsenitan 08/06/2009, 11:22pm PDT
                I know this is mostly irrelevant since Zseni doesn't give a shit, but... by Fortinbras 08/07/2009, 1:36am PDT
                    assumes a child mortality rate of 0% NT by gruman 08/07/2009, 2:01am PDT
                        .63%, close enough NT by Fortinbras 08/07/2009, 2:08am PDT
                            you figure if they can make it one year, they're pretty much golden? by gruman 08/07/2009, 2:25am PDT
                                Child mortality rate is also less than 1% by Fortinbras 08/07/2009, 3:32am PDT
                                    You're a huge faggot for caring about this argument NT by gruman 08/07/2009, 3:41am PDT
                                        I agree! NT by Fortinbras 08/07/2009, 3:42am PDT
                                        he is also wrom i mean wrong by gruman 08/07/2009, 12:42pm PDT
                                            i mean gruman NT NT by gruman 08/07/2009, 12:47pm PDT
                                                gruman NT by gruman 08/07/2009, 1:06pm PDT
        You're almost as fucking bad as Lizard King. Almost. NT by Fortinbras 06/25/2009, 2:54pm PDT
            Re: You're almost as fucking bad as Lizard King. Almost. by H1N1 08/06/2009, 11:17pm PDT
    Re: Zseni gets FEMA-certified (jk) by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/07/2009, 6:59am PDT

THEY DON'T PAAAAAAAAAAAAAY ME ENOUGH TO LEARN CRYSTAL >:( NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/06/2009, 11:41am PDT
    gah NT by Entropy Stew 08/06/2009, 12:09pm PDT

I sort of don't like telling work stories. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/31/2009, 2:04am PDT
    Keep listening for any info on how to NOT get that cancer. And then tell us. :( NT by Fussbett 07/31/2009, 2:56pm PDT
    I'm laughing while throwing up. :( :) :( NT by laudablepuss 07/31/2009, 4:06pm PDT

Discussion on longetivity by Last 06/16/2009, 4:06pm PDT
    Re: Discussion on longetivity by laudablepuss 06/16/2009, 4:37pm PDT
        Maybe he thinks the earth spun faster then NT by col.schickn 06/16/2009, 4:41pm PDT
        Oh laudable, REALLY. by Zsenitan 06/16/2009, 4:42pm PDT
            ACTUALLY by laudablepuss 06/16/2009, 4:44pm PDT
                I assumed he was referring to the Bible by Last 06/16/2009, 5:04pm PDT
                    Quite a lot of Viets are serious Catholics. ASK ME HOW I KNOW. NT by Zsenitan 06/16/2009, 5:22pm PDT
                        So other than Methuselah, any other Bible dudes fall into this category? by laudablepuss 06/16/2009, 5:37pm PDT
                            Noah, Jared, Adam, Seth, Kenan, Enos, Mahalalel, Lamech, Shem....... NT by Fortinbras 06/16/2009, 5:52pm PDT
                                Why was Methuselah so great then? by laudablepuss 06/16/2009, 6:00pm PDT
                                    He wasn't, his only claim to fame is being world's oldest man NT by Fortinbras 06/16/2009, 6:11pm PDT
                                    He was the last to live so long. The span of man's years decreased, LP. by Zsenitan 06/16/2009, 6:12pm PDT
                                        The last and also the first; Methu-chan was the oldest guy in biblical history NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/16/2009, 7:17pm PDT
                                    According to my Bible-dissecting Mom by Fullofkittens 06/16/2009, 6:19pm PDT
                                        I heard the same thing on pastor Arnold Murray's program by Jerry Whorebach 06/16/2009, 8:04pm PDT
                I'm disappointed in you laudablepuss NT by GOD 06/16/2009, 5:21pm PDT
                    damn we fought bigger guys than this guy Joe by Xan 06/16/2009, 7:07pm PDT
                        Dude, just carry the scalps, okay? by laudablepuss 06/17/2009, 10:24am PDT

 
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