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Look at this lunatic by SCALE 11/27/2020, 4:04pm PST
    I work 100 hours a day and I give two, sometimes three shits NT by laudablepuss 11/27/2020, 8:17pm PST
        and they're all on the clock NT by laudablepuss 11/28/2020, 7:26am PST
            great but why post as me? NT by laudablepuss 11/28/2020, 7:53am PST
                no seriously, please explain? NT by laudablepuss 11/29/2020, 1:29pm PST
    A 'courtship' focused solely on how hard will you slave for me NT by And how grateful will you be for it 11/29/2020, 8:59am PST
    "What’s the hardest you’ve ever worked on something?" NT by Laying a fucking roof in July, ASSH 12/05/2020, 6:17pm PST
        The store would run out of your brand of beer by tonight if webshit ever broke NT by Saltlord 12/05/2020, 11:21pm PST
            Webshit: NEVER breaks. NT by This Asshole. 12/06/2020, 2:14pm PST

Documentation by laudablepuss 10/19/2020, 11:05am PDT

Corporate Music dissected by MM (Still Downloading) 09/24/2020, 1:27pm PDT
    We need TDARCOS to give his opinion on this. by blackwater 09/24/2020, 10:24pm PDT

I have homework! by Rafiki 10/28/2008, 1:19pm PDT
    Who Moved My Cheese? by Fussbett 10/28/2008, 1:54pm PDT
        non sequitur by FABIO 10/28/2008, 2:59pm PDT
            What about snacks??? NT by I need clarification 10/28/2008, 8:08pm PDT
                There was also no scenery NT by FABIO 10/30/2008, 2:08pm PDT
        It's gotta boost employee morale to compare them to lab mice in a maze. NT by Mischief Euthanizer 10/28/2008, 10:16pm PDT
        I never had to read that one, but it has been mentioned in staff meetings before by Rafiki 10/29/2008, 11:46am PDT
            Let me guess where you can buy lots of copies of that book NT by I need clarification 10/29/2008, 12:08pm PDT
                Probably. There was a subtle tugjob given to Wal-Mart here and there by Rafiki 10/29/2008, 12:16pm PDT
            No, you're not too cynical. You just don't play on your zealot enough. by Zsenitan 10/29/2008, 1:49pm PDT
                I'd play my zealot more if I didn't have to read stupid fucking books published by Rafiki 10/29/2008, 2:03pm PDT
            Plus: Even if you're poor, got fucked, don't cause trouble, just be nice to us. NT by Fussbett 10/29/2008, 6:14pm PDT
        Who Moved My Cheese: The Animated Feature by Rafiki 07/09/2014, 9:15pm PDT
        We were given Cheese to read at work. Christ. NT by Yorick 08/09/2020, 12:12pm PDT
            Somebody wrote they were reading this on a dating site too NT by laudablepuss 08/09/2020, 5:47pm PDT
                My company just offered “voluntary separations” by Rafiki 08/09/2020, 6:14pm PDT
                    I wish companies would do that. by Yorick 08/09/2020, 6:52pm PDT
    Corporate touchy-feely by Last 10/28/2008, 2:51pm PDT
        You guys are assholes. by Quétinbec 10/30/2008, 6:25am PDT
            I can't imagine why she's now your EX-girlfriend NT by Mischief Euthanizer 10/30/2008, 8:07am PDT
                What's that supposed to mean, MM? Are you making fun of me or her? NT by Quétinbec 10/30/2008, 9:34pm PDT
            Re: You guys are assholes. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/30/2008, 8:28am PDT
                WRONG. by Zsenitan 10/30/2008, 12:33pm PDT
                Re: You guys are assholes. by Quétinbec 10/30/2008, 9:33pm PDT
                    This is all the "Self-Help" you will ever need. by Mischief Maker 10/30/2008, 9:57pm PDT
                    Re: You guys are assholes. by Zsenitan 11/01/2008, 10:10am PDT
            Too Soon Old, Too Late Smart by Fussbett 10/30/2008, 11:29am PDT
            I love Earth's self help books. The more of them I digest, the easier it is for by me to hide amongst you! - Exthok 10/30/2008, 11:54am PDT
                I like Exthok, he seems like a regular guy. NT by laudablepuss 10/30/2008, 12:31pm PDT
                    I, too, would like to hang out with him. NT by Moog 10/30/2008, 1:27pm PDT
                        How can you hang out with people you're not even real you dont have hands NT by The Breadman 03/09/2009, 4:47pm PDT
                            Stop, you'll make him cry. :( by laudablepuss 03/09/2009, 4:51pm PDT
                                He has very sensitive feelings (because he is such a nice wonderful person/cow). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/09/2009, 5:00pm PDT
                                    Also because I was not circumcised by Moog 03/09/2009, 6:53pm PDT
                                        Not circumsized much like myself (mary sue mary sue mary sue mary sue). by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/09/2009, 7:23pm PDT
            My psychiatrist makes me buy self-help books all the time, with my own money! by Jerry Whorebach 10/30/2008, 9:56pm PDT
            Re: You guys are assholes. by The Breadman 03/09/2009, 4:50pm PDT
    Re: I have homework! by FABIO 10/28/2008, 3:01pm PDT
        You're being glib. Don't be glib, FABIO. NT by Tom Cruise 10/28/2008, 6:26pm PDT
    Is this like dancing at work? :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/28/2008, 3:50pm PDT
        Re: Is this like dancing at work? :( by Rafiki 10/29/2008, 11:48am PDT
            HORRIBLE :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/29/2008, 11:57am PDT
            Yes yes y'all, we don't stop, get creative y'all, rock on! by Fussbett 10/29/2008, 1:40pm PDT
                This is a good spot to re-archive infogrames.mp3 by Fussbett 10/29/2008, 1:42pm PDT
                Honourable mention: Police rap by Fussbett 12/14/2008, 2:50pm PST
                The company I work for now is so awesome, our corporate videos are good. by Fullofkittens 12/14/2008, 3:48pm PST
                    So your music is actually a job. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 12/14/2008, 4:19pm PST
                        No. NT by Fullofkittens 12/19/2008, 1:04pm PST
                Re: Yes yes y'all, we don't stop, get creative y'all, rock on! by E. L. Koba 03/09/2009, 3:59pm PDT
                The Gazprom Song by E. L. Koba 06/19/2009, 3:54pm PDT
                    The chorus of the biggest Russian corporation song is all about drinking. Parod NT by Fussbett 06/19/2009, 4:14pm PDT
                    I hope they do a new song for the joint venture with Nigeria's NNPC by Fussbett 07/02/2009, 10:25am PDT
                Southern Food Brokerage by "The Superbroker Shuffle" 05/03/2012, 3:53pm PDT
                Microsoft Developer Conference 2012 by E. L. Koba 06/10/2012, 12:15pm PDT
                Re: Yes yes y'all, we don't stop, get creative y'all, rock on! by Last 09/07/2012, 2:33pm PDT
                Oh I meant to add this one, too. by Last 09/07/2012, 2:36pm PDT
                Bain & Company by Fussbett 09/27/2012, 9:30am PDT
                Blackberry (AIM LOG FATE) by Fussbett 09/27/2012, 9:54am PDT
                    Guy on AIM mocks RIM by Fussbett Returns 09/28/2012, 1:48pm PDT
                        Haha just saw this. by FSBT 01/31/2013, 11:44pm PST
            Oh hey it's the Anti-Life Equation how nice by Entropy Stew 11/01/2008, 1:19pm PDT
            Re: Is this like dancing at work? :( by Last 10/24/2012, 11:10am PDT
    For the second year in a row, I have not filled out my CORPORATE_ACRONYM survey by Entropy Stew 10/28/2008, 11:53pm PDT
    My job wants me to read books about how to do my job better. :( by Fullofkittens 11/01/2008, 10:35am PDT
    OH MAN I READ MY OTHER BOOK A FEW WEEKS BACK by Rafiki 12/19/2008, 12:08pm PST
    Guess who's got two thumbs, a noose, a stool and is running the book club at his by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/28/2015, 3:10pm PDT
        Re: Guess who's got two thumbs, a noose, a stool and is running the book club at by Chillum 04/28/2015, 4:21pm PDT
            This I am going to read for pleasure. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/09/2015, 10:40pm PDT
        Is this for coders, non-coders, or a mix? by Fullofkittens 04/28/2015, 5:58pm PDT
        The Art of Computer Programming. The 120 Days of Sodom by Rafiki 04/28/2015, 9:15pm PDT
        Managing Humans? by The Happiness Engine 05/03/2015, 5:16pm PDT
            I love rands by HUGALUGHAGLUGH 05/04/2015, 8:22pm PDT
            I'm not ready to believe that's the JerkCity guy yet. That site is incredible. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/09/2015, 10:39pm PDT
                JERKCITY is a collaborative effort by HANFORD in Stall #3 05/09/2015, 11:40pm PDT
        Re: Guess who's got two thumbs, a noose, a stool and is running the book club at by Mr. Kool 05/04/2015, 8:32pm PDT

Pick my new career, Caltrops by nope 01/17/2016, 8:06am PST
    Something where they won't give you a hard time for t-ing up your wasses. NT by Christmas ghost, maybe? 01/17/2016, 9:08am PST
    Private Investigator? by Mysterio 01/17/2016, 9:17am PST
        How do you get into this by Vested Id 01/17/2016, 7:06pm PST
            Ah that's right by Vested Id 01/17/2016, 7:25pm PST
                p sure Jessica Jones didn't have to go through all that NT by Fullofkittens 01/18/2016, 6:15am PST
    Prostitution. NT by Caltrops 01/17/2016, 10:24am PST
    Serious replies, people by nope 01/21/2016, 7:38pm PST
        No one will give a shit about a "learn 2 web night school!" cert by The Happiness Engine 01/22/2016, 3:43pm PST
            Too late I pulled the trigger! by nope 01/23/2016, 6:09pm PST
                You made the right decision. NT by Kenny Mayne 01/23/2016, 10:53pm PST
        I talked my way into a job as a software tester 7 years ago by Fullofkittens 01/22/2016, 4:15pm PST
    Update: 7 weeks in by nope 03/17/2016, 10:37pm PDT
        No one will give a shit about a "learn 2 web night school!" cert, still. NT by The Happiness Engine 03/18/2016, 5:49pm PDT
            Thank you! It's good to know what I should be worrying about! NT by nope 03/18/2016, 6:59pm PDT
        You will know if you have the ability to program if you can teach yourself by Entropy Stew 03/19/2016, 2:01pm PDT
            Those are good reasons to learn JavaScript by but what about the smell? 03/19/2016, 4:37pm PDT
                The thing about programming languages is that they are mostly shit by Entropy Stew 03/21/2016, 10:17am PDT
                    Java was and is fine. by Kenny Mayne 03/21/2016, 12:38pm PDT
                        Re: Java was and is fine. by dr. no 03/21/2016, 11:31pm PDT
                            Re: Java was and is fine. by Kenny Mayne 03/22/2016, 6:58am PDT
                                Re: If someone has a better back end language I'd love to hear it by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 11:20am PDT
                                    It appears I did not know what I did not know. You've given me much to consider. by Kenny Mayne 03/22/2016, 7:11pm PDT
                    Thoughts on Sass? NT by nope 03/21/2016, 4:35pm PDT
                        None. Not my wheelhouse. I was always more serverside NT by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 12:39am PDT
            Yeah most of my time is spent practiving on Code Academy projects and by nope 03/20/2016, 2:42pm PDT
                Re: Yeah most of my time is spent practiving on Code Academy projects and by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/20/2016, 2:55pm PDT
                Buy a real textbook by Rafiki 03/20/2016, 5:29pm PDT
                    I am told "JavaScript: The Good Parts" is the essential JS book. NT by Fullofkittens 03/21/2016, 11:38am PDT
                        I thought that one was out of date by Entropy Stew 03/21/2016, 2:02pm PDT
                            AFAIK the central topic is still relevant by Fullofkittens 03/21/2016, 3:48pm PDT
                        Movie idea: Peter Faulk reads "JavaScript: the Good Parts" to Fred Savage NT by laudablepuss 03/22/2016, 7:22am PDT
                            I'd watch it NT by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 11:22pm PDT
    Any superior alternatives to Komodo Edit and JSFiddle? NT by nope 03/21/2016, 4:36pm PDT
        I'd be shocked if atom or VS Code were not better for js than Komodo by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 12:44am PDT
            both terrible, use Sublime by Ray of Light 03/22/2016, 9:10am PDT
                Trump supporter offers advice on text editing tool by Kenny Mayne 03/22/2016, 9:16am PDT
                    B-b-but I thought it was cool to use the word faggots here????? NT by Shitty Posters Squad, INC 03/22/2016, 9:53am PDT
                        Is that a corporation or two people posting, one of whom is INC? by Mysterio Lollerson 03/22/2016, 9:53am PDT
                    is it possible I know more than you about absolutely everything? by Ray of Light 03/22/2016, 11:36pm PDT
                        When you put it like that, I guess you got me. :( NT by Kenny Mayne 03/23/2016, 8:09am PDT
                        Don't cramp Jso's style NT by Welcome to Omsk 03/23/2016, 8:48am PDT
                You'd think a editor written in js would have first class support for editing js by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 11:24am PDT
                Agreed, subLimeText is great. NT by Mysterio Lollerson 03/22/2016, 2:26pm PDT
        WebStorm NT by Fullofkittens 03/22/2016, 4:18am PDT
            JetBrains and MS are the two companies that can build an IDE by Entropy Stew 12/02/2016, 3:34am PST
        web vengeance NT by sega soft 03/22/2016, 8:19am PDT
        Re: Any superior alternatives to Komodo Edit and JSFiddle? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/22/2016, 5:25pm PDT
            gently masturbedit NT by needed another pass 03/22/2016, 6:26pm PDT
        Here is a text editor called "lite" that I saw on The Hacker News. by Horus Truthteller 05/10/2020, 9:59am PDT
            There's no way to open a folder/project or start a new file. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/10/2020, 10:08am PDT
                Yeah, WTF is this? NT by Jack Bauer 05/10/2020, 1:07pm PDT
    How did it go, nope? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/26/2016, 9:22pm PDT
        I learned just enough by nope 11/22/2016, 9:26pm PST

Jr helpdesk guy log by laudablepuss 06/20/2017, 11:16am PDT
    I think we all know a guy like this. Thanks for the laugh! NT by The Happiness Engine 06/21/2017, 11:43am PDT
        Today's update: he wanted to log into the sonicwall by laudablepuss 06/23/2017, 7:43am PDT
    Re: Jr helpdesk guy log by laudablepuss 12/21/2017, 2:12pm PST
    Wait, are you saying that the cool kids are using Firefox now? by Chrome takes all my memory 12/21/2017, 3:21pm PST
        No no by laudablepuss 12/21/2017, 3:33pm PST
    My renewed log (long, stupid) by laudablepuss 12/21/2017, 4:03pm PST
        Some of this stuff is OK by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/22/2019, 9:16pm PDT
            Re: Some of this stuff is OK by laudablepuss 03/23/2019, 8:42pm PDT
    RIP Dorkus by laudablepuss 03/22/2019, 8:00pm PDT
        F NT by Ghost of admin future 03/22/2019, 9:02pm PDT

Microsoft Teems with plague bacillus by laudablepuss 10/25/2018, 8:22am PDT
    DEAR DIARY.... NT by laudablepuss 10/25/2018, 10:56pm PDT
    Re: Microsoft Teems with plague bacillus by laudablepuss 10/29/2018, 10:30am PDT
        Re: Microsoft Teems with plague bacillus by Mysterio Lollerson 10/29/2018, 10:43am PDT

Adventures in Hiring by Rafiki 04/24/2018, 8:20pm PDT
    Re: Adventures in Hiring by Fullofkittens 04/25/2018, 7:26am PDT
        Yeah, GPAs and degrees are worthless. Only consider if they have <3 years' xp. NT by The Happiness Engine 04/25/2018, 12:21pm PDT
            This thread is helpful for making the jump from freelance to white collar work. NT by saltlord 04/25/2018, 12:45pm PDT
        Next you’ll tell me I shouldn’t disqualify people that don’t play D&D or L by Rafiki 04/25/2018, 1:49pm PDT
    Ha. So very, very true. Candidates are so bad. by blackwater 04/25/2018, 1:20pm PDT
    A poll for programmers by Rafiki 05/04/2018, 3:15pm PDT
        Re: A poll for programmers by E. L. Koba 05/04/2018, 5:50pm PDT
        They use String after being explicitly told not to. NT by DQ 05/05/2018, 8:40am PDT
            Yeah, tough to defend this one. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/06/2018, 10:19am PDT
        Re: A poll for programmers by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/05/2018, 1:20pm PDT
            Re: A poll for programmers by Rafiki 05/07/2018, 9:05pm PDT
                Re: A poll for programmers by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/08/2018, 5:51am PDT
            "Automator" is a cool-sounding job title NT by blackwater 05/08/2018, 12:06am PDT
    My first cheater! by Rafiki 06/11/2018, 8:32am PDT

Taking an online class. Boring as shit. Should I micspam? What should I micsp by Rafiki 11/02/2010, 10:40am PDT
    Horrible Gelatinous Blob likes this. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 11/02/2010, 4:28pm PDT
    Re: Taking an online class. Boring as shit. Should I micspam? What should I by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/02/2010, 8:38pm PDT
    Going to take an online class. They want me to use a webcam. Looking for ideas NT by Rafiki 09/24/2014, 9:21am PDT
        cardboard cutout of marlboro man, VR googles and a power glove, burqa by Entropy Stew 09/24/2014, 11:07am PDT
        Stile Project that shit. NT by Horus Truthteller 05/15/2018, 7:12pm PDT

Oops, I fucked up at work by Chillum 09/17/2015, 3:54pm PDT
    People still have secretaries? NT by Entropy Stew 09/17/2015, 5:17pm PDT
        Re: People still have secretaries? by Chillum 09/17/2015, 5:56pm PDT
            Executive Assistant by and yes it's uncommon 09/19/2015, 2:38pm PDT
                What's wrong with the term secretary? by Souffle of Pain 09/19/2015, 6:39pm PDT
                    It makes men with the position chafe NT by real talk 09/21/2015, 12:29pm PDT
                Yeah, I should have prefaced that with "below C-level" by Entropy Stew 09/21/2015, 6:31am PDT
                    Update by Chillum 03/03/2018, 6:53pm PST
                        We love you and miss you. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/03/2018, 10:07pm PST
                        My own update: desk at work has three monitors by Entropy Stew 03/03/2018, 11:47pm PST
    About the term 'Secretary' vs. 'assistant' by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/19/2015, 7:46pm PDT

 
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