Let's talk about my incredibly stupid boss by laudablepuss 01/28/2022, 1:10pm PST 
Tell me about it. I have to manage this clueless employee. by Dick Johnson 01/29/2022, 1:09am PST
Ha that's good by laudablepuss 01/29/2022, 10:48am PST
You lost your way with the Windows Hello bit. by Comedy Advice 01/29/2022, 7:02pm PST
What is a cowboy release? NT by Scruffy 01/30/2022, 7:27pm PST
Re: What is a cowboy release? by laudablepuss 01/31/2022, 8:20am PST
oh yeah and without the usual testing ^ NT by laudablepuss 01/31/2022, 8:38am PST
Here is today's computer security tip: by The Boss 02/01/2022, 7:52pm PST
Not wrong NT by The Boss's Boss 02/02/2022, 7:12am PST
Those of us with trackballs were ahead of the curve there. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/02/2022, 7:26am PST
FWD: FWD: FWD: your trackball ball must be larger than a grapefruit as well by The Boss' Boss' Boss 02/03/2022, 4:19pm PST
Re: Let's talk about my incredibly stupid boss by laudablepuss 05/17/2022, 8:02am PDT
Re: Let's talk about my incredibly stupid boss by John Gulp 05/17/2022, 8:08am PDT
Re: Let's talk about my incredibly stupid boss by laudablepuss 07/11/2022, 1:27pm PDT
Getting rid of a bad boss is the best thing that's happened to me by I'm not giving my name to a compute 07/11/2022, 7:52pm PDT
Re: Getting rid of a bad boss is the best thing that's happened to me by laudablepuss 07/18/2022, 1:45pm PDT
Re: Getting rid of a bad boss is the best thing that's happened to me by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/18/2022, 2:34pm PDT
rgr by CattleHumper 07/19/2022, 8:07am PDT
Another term for "roger", or "ok", or "yes" NT by Urban Dictionary 07/19/2022, 10:21am PDT
Yes, sorry, it's "roger" NT by laudablepuss 07/19/2022, 9:10pm PDT
Better or worse than just "k"? NT by CattleHumper 07/20/2022, 7:03am PDT
I think worse. K does imply irritation though. NT by Gaige Grosskreutz 07/20/2022, 8:33am PDT
Re: Getting rid of a bad boss is the best thing that's happened to me by The Happiness Engine 10/18/2022, 4:28pm PDT
Re: Getting rid of a bad boss is the best thing that's happened to me by Mysterio 10/21/2022, 8:24pm PDT
Re: Getting rid of a bad boss is the best thing that's happened to me by laudablepuss 10/22/2022, 9:12am PDT
Ask him about eating MRE wrappers and crayons by The Happiness Engine 10/22/2022, 10:10am PDT
Re: Getting rid of a bad boss is the best thing that's happened to me by Gentleman Jim Browser 10/22/2022, 11:14am PDT
Re: Let's talk about my incredibly stupid boss by laudablepuss 08/19/2022, 10:08am PDT
Re: Let's talk about my incredibly stupid boss by laudablepuss 08/22/2022, 1:46pm PDT
Microsoft designing cars? NT by We'd be dead. 08/22/2022, 3:38pm PDT
He just emailed us the most amazing "document" by laudablepuss 10/26/2022, 10:16am PDT
Re: He just emailed us the most amazing "document" by Mysteriobama 10/26/2022, 4:58pm PDT
SAme here. Fuck is a "swirl"? NT by Johnny 10/26/2022, 6:26pm PDT
Re: SAme here. Fuck is a "swirl"? by laudablepuss 10/27/2022, 1:43am PDT
Let’s ask Urban Dictionary about “swirl” by blackwater 10/27/2022, 2:55pm PDT
The lost chapter from Junji Ito's "Uzumaki" NT by Mischief Maker 10/27/2022, 3:58pm PDT
He stole my move! by pinback 10/27/2022, 4:00am PDT
Re: Let's talk about my incredibly stupid boss by laudablepuss 11/08/2022, 9:50am PST
Re: Let's talk about my incredibly stupid boss by Tell us 11/08/2022, 7:21pm PST
Re: Let's talk about my incredibly stupid boss by laudablepuss 11/09/2022, 3:12pm PST
"Gr8" by laudablepuss 12/01/2022, 7:51am PST
Just fucking why? by laudablepuss 01/25/2023, 9:51am PST
Re: Let's talk about my incredibly stupid boss by laudablepuss 01/26/2023, 10:09am PST
Germany AND India?? by Lars 01/26/2023, 11:56am PST
My boss just got fired by blackwater 01/27/2023, 1:36pm PST
Re: My boss just got fired by laudablepuss 01/28/2023, 2:20pm PST
Pro boss moves by laudablepuss 03/03/2023, 9:31am PST
Re: Pro boss moves by laudablepuss 03/03/2023, 10:02am PST
Please actually go into it later. by Mysteriobama 03/03/2023, 3:58pm PST
"I wish we had military doctors" by laudablepuss 03/31/2023, 8:15am PDT
not my boss but by laudablepuss 03/31/2023, 8:27am PDT
Re: not my boss but by Ligma 03/31/2023, 12:38pm PDT
I may have to give my boss real credit here by laudablepuss 04/03/2023, 8:49am PDT
"Here's the preso from yesterday . . . " NT by laudablepuss 04/21/2023, 4:27pm PDT
Re: Let's talk about my incredibly stupid boss by laudablepuss 04/25/2023, 10:08am PDT
"I'm not an accountant and I don't want to BE an accountant" by laudablepuss 04/26/2023, 1:50pm PDT
"it's a cisco device so it'll be down a lot" by laudablepuss 05/04/2023, 12:45pm PDT
thumbs up emojis are "clogging the channel" by laudablepuss 11/01/2023, 10:03am PDT
Re: thumbs up emojis are "clogging the channel" by What a fucking loser 11/01/2023, 12:15pm PDT
Ahhh, he's a good man. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/01/2023, 7:00pm PDT
Did you mean this as a reply to Josh McDaniel's being fired? by laudablepuss 11/01/2023, 7:19pm PDT
Re: Did you mean this as a reply to Josh McDaniel's being fired? by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/01/2023, 7:59pm PDT
Ok please help me by laudablepuss 11/03/2023, 3:56pm PDT
His incompetence has caught up with him. by Luckily, you have documented all of 11/03/2023, 5:24pm PDT
Thanks for the reply by laudablepuss 11/06/2023, 10:25am PST
Re: Thanks for the reply by Ha ha! GOOD! 11/06/2023, 11:03am PST
"i quit" by rolling eyes 11/18/2023, 11:09am PST
laudablepuss was working for those guys? NT by Mischief Maker. 11/18/2023, 2:32pm PST
They are letting the lower case gang back in accorind to the news by SOMEONE DELETE MY POST 11/18/2023, 8:27pm PST
Maybe ICJ can break this off into its own thread by laudablepuss 11/18/2023, 9:30pm PST
Re: Maybe ICJ can break this off into its own thread by OpenAI Target 11/19/2023, 10:10am PST
Hydrogen water by laudablepuss 02/26/2024, 10:08am PST
jesus by I hope the bennies are worth it 02/26/2024, 11:21am PST
Stored procedures by laudablepuss 07/26/2023, 5:33pm PDT
Why do all managers want you to become a manager? by E. L. Koba 08/16/2022, 5:10pm PDT
so you can spread your powers. Imagine. More of you. by Guy that inlines goatse in 50% of h 08/16/2022, 5:23pm PDT
Re: so you can spread your powers. Imagine. More of you. by E. L. Koba 08/18/2022, 4:38pm PDT
Because our success is measured based on you visibly growing your career by Fullofkittens 08/16/2022, 6:09pm PDT
Yes, I also don't care about your career by E. L. Koba 08/18/2022, 4:55pm PDT
Re: Yes, I also don't care about your career by hO 08/18/2022, 5:39pm PDT
Re: Why do all managers want you to become a manager? by Mysteriobama 08/16/2022, 6:39pm PDT
Re: Why do all managers want you to become a manager? by E. L. Koba 08/18/2022, 4:56pm PDT
The really big tech companies have dual career ladders for engineers / managers by blackwater 08/19/2022, 12:55am PDT
Making iPhone games sound dope yo! NT by Texas Jeet 08/19/2022, 5:51am PDT
most iphone apps disappear without a trace by blackwater 08/19/2022, 4:11pm PDT
Update - they fired everyone above me by E. L. Koba 11/04/2022, 1:37pm PDT
Finally, a story with a happy ending. NT by blackwater 11/08/2022, 2:23pm PST
Re: Update - they fired everyone above me by Entropy Stew 11/08/2022, 3:31pm PST
I did not realize that this guy was just putting a camera man in his regular wor by Kirahu Nagasawa 11/09/2022, 6:13am PST
That one really twists the knife in my heart by Entropy Stew 11/09/2022, 3:46pm PST
THE ACCURACY by E. L. Koba (now the ebike guy) 11/10/2022, 3:04pm PST
20% Hybrid offices by Fullofkittens 04/16/2022, 11:55am PDT
Re: 20% Hybrid offices by laudablepuss 04/17/2022, 6:27am PDT
talking about remote work really TURNS ME ON NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/17/2022, 11:25am PDT
I'll post some thoughts ASAP NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/17/2022, 11:26am PDT
Coworker character archetype by laudablepuss 09/13/2021, 7:57am PDT
This was all the same guy? NT by Judge Barry 09/13/2021, 8:59am PDT
Yessir by laudablepuss 09/13/2021, 9:54am PDT
Re: Coworker character archetype by E. L. Koba 09/16/2021, 5:06pm PDT
Re: Coworker character archetype by laudablepuss 09/22/2021, 4:33pm PDT
"Conspirituality" by laudablepuss 10/19/2021, 11:01am PDT
Re: "Conspirituality" by Kirau Nagaski 10/19/2021, 1:16pm PDT
Re: "Conspirituality" by Healboy 10/19/2021, 5:04pm PDT
Re: "Conspirituality" by Kirahu Nagasawa 10/19/2021, 7:30pm PDT
This is just black and white thinking (psychologically "splitting"). by A Samsung SSD 10/26/2021, 1:05pm PDT
Aaaaand I was let go today. Dang. by laudablepuss 07/08/2021, 5:27pm PDT
Re: Aaaaand I was let go today. Dang. by Mysteriobama 07/08/2021, 6:57pm PDT
Re: Aaaaand I was let go today. Dang. by laudablepuss 07/08/2021, 7:08pm PDT
Re: Aaaaand I was let go today. Dang. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/08/2021, 7:45pm PDT
Sorry to hear. Well, at least now is a good time to be looking. NT by blackwater 07/10/2021, 9:18pm PDT
I got a new jorb by laudablepuss 09/22/2021, 4:18pm PDT
I have homework! by Rafiki 10/28/2008, 1:19pm PDT
Who Moved My Cheese? by Fussbett 10/28/2008, 1:54pm PDT
non sequitur by FABIO 10/28/2008, 2:59pm PDT
What about snacks??? NT by I need clarification 10/28/2008, 8:08pm PDT
There was also no scenery NT by FABIO 10/30/2008, 2:08pm PDT
It's gotta boost employee morale to compare them to lab mice in a maze. NT by Mischief Euthanizer 10/28/2008, 10:16pm PDT
I never had to read that one, but it has been mentioned in staff meetings before by Rafiki 10/29/2008, 11:46am PDT
Let me guess where you can buy lots of copies of that book NT by I need clarification 10/29/2008, 12:08pm PDT
Probably. There was a subtle tugjob given to Wal-Mart here and there by Rafiki 10/29/2008, 12:16pm PDT
No, you're not too cynical. You just don't play on your zealot enough. by Zsenitan 10/29/2008, 1:49pm PDT
I'd play my zealot more if I didn't have to read stupid fucking books published by Rafiki 10/29/2008, 2:03pm PDT
Plus: Even if you're poor, got fucked, don't cause trouble, just be nice to us. NT by Fussbett 10/29/2008, 6:14pm PDT
Who Moved My Cheese: The Animated Feature by Rafiki 07/09/2014, 9:15pm PDT
We were given Cheese to read at work. Christ. NT by Yorick 08/09/2020, 12:12pm PDT
Somebody wrote they were reading this on a dating site too NT by laudablepuss 08/09/2020, 5:47pm PDT
My company just offered “voluntary separations” by Rafiki 08/09/2020, 6:14pm PDT
I wish companies would do that. by Yorick 08/09/2020, 6:52pm PDT
Corporate touchy-feely by Last 10/28/2008, 2:51pm PDT
You guys are assholes. by Quétinbec 10/30/2008, 6:25am PDT
I can't imagine why she's now your EX-girlfriend NT by Mischief Euthanizer 10/30/2008, 8:07am PDT
What's that supposed to mean, MM? Are you making fun of me or her? NT by Quétinbec 10/30/2008, 9:34pm PDT
Re: You guys are assholes. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/30/2008, 8:28am PDT
WRONG. by Zsenitan 10/30/2008, 12:33pm PDT
Re: You guys are assholes. by Quétinbec 10/30/2008, 9:33pm PDT
This is all the "Self-Help" you will ever need. by Mischief Maker 10/30/2008, 9:57pm PDT
Re: You guys are assholes. by Zsenitan 11/01/2008, 10:10am PDT
Too Soon Old, Too Late Smart by Fussbett 10/30/2008, 11:29am PDT
I love Earth's self help books. The more of them I digest, the easier it is for by me to hide amongst you! - Exthok 10/30/2008, 11:54am PDT
I like Exthok, he seems like a regular guy. NT by laudablepuss 10/30/2008, 12:31pm PDT
I, too, would like to hang out with him. NT by Moog 10/30/2008, 1:27pm PDT
How can you hang out with people you're not even real you dont have hands NT by The Breadman 03/09/2009, 4:47pm PDT
Stop, you'll make him cry. :( by laudablepuss 03/09/2009, 4:51pm PDT
He has very sensitive feelings (because he is such a nice wonderful person/cow). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/09/2009, 5:00pm PDT
Also because I was not circumcised by Moog 03/09/2009, 6:53pm PDT
Not circumsized much like myself (mary sue mary sue mary sue mary sue). by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/09/2009, 7:23pm PDT
My psychiatrist makes me buy self-help books all the time, with my own money! by Jerry Whorebach 10/30/2008, 9:56pm PDT
Re: You guys are assholes. by The Breadman 03/09/2009, 4:50pm PDT
Re: I have homework! by FABIO 10/28/2008, 3:01pm PDT
You're being glib. Don't be glib, FABIO. NT by Tom Cruise 10/28/2008, 6:26pm PDT
Is this like dancing at work? :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/28/2008, 3:50pm PDT
Re: Is this like dancing at work? :( by Rafiki 10/29/2008, 11:48am PDT
HORRIBLE :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/29/2008, 11:57am PDT
Yes yes y'all, we don't stop, get creative y'all, rock on! by Fussbett 10/29/2008, 1:40pm PDT
This is a good spot to re-archive infogrames.mp3 by Fussbett 10/29/2008, 1:42pm PDT
Honourable mention: Police rap by Fussbett 12/14/2008, 2:50pm PST
The company I work for now is so awesome, our corporate videos are good. by Fullofkittens 12/14/2008, 3:48pm PST
So your music is actually a job. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 12/14/2008, 4:19pm PST
No. NT by Fullofkittens 12/19/2008, 1:04pm PST
Re: Yes yes y'all, we don't stop, get creative y'all, rock on! by E. L. Koba 03/09/2009, 3:59pm PDT
The Gazprom Song by E. L. Koba 06/19/2009, 3:54pm PDT
The chorus of the biggest Russian corporation song is all about drinking. Parod NT by Fussbett 06/19/2009, 4:14pm PDT
I hope they do a new song for the joint venture with Nigeria's NNPC by Fussbett 07/02/2009, 10:25am PDT
Southern Food Brokerage by "The Superbroker Shuffle" 05/03/2012, 3:53pm PDT
Microsoft Developer Conference 2012 by E. L. Koba 06/10/2012, 12:15pm PDT
Re: Yes yes y'all, we don't stop, get creative y'all, rock on! by Last 09/07/2012, 2:33pm PDT
Oh I meant to add this one, too. by Last 09/07/2012, 2:36pm PDT
Bain & Company by Fussbett 09/27/2012, 9:30am PDT
Blackberry (AIM LOG FATE) by Fussbett 09/27/2012, 9:54am PDT
Guy on AIM mocks RIM by Fussbett Returns 09/28/2012, 1:48pm PDT
Haha just saw this. by FSBT 01/31/2013, 11:44pm PST
Microsoft Sweden by E. L. Koba 04/25/2021, 1:31pm PDT
Oh hey it's the Anti-Life Equation how nice by Entropy Stew 11/01/2008, 1:19pm PDT
Re: Is this like dancing at work? :( by Last 10/24/2012, 11:10am PDT
For the second year in a row, I have not filled out my CORPORATE_ACRONYM survey by Entropy Stew 10/28/2008, 11:53pm PDT
My job wants me to read books about how to do my job better. :( by Fullofkittens 11/01/2008, 10:35am PDT
OH MAN I READ MY OTHER BOOK A FEW WEEKS BACK by Rafiki 12/19/2008, 12:08pm PST
Guess who's got two thumbs, a noose, a stool and is running the book club at his by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/28/2015, 3:10pm PDT
Re: Guess who's got two thumbs, a noose, a stool and is running the book club at by Chillum 04/28/2015, 4:21pm PDT
This I am going to read for pleasure. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/09/2015, 10:40pm PDT
Is this for coders, non-coders, or a mix? by Fullofkittens 04/28/2015, 5:58pm PDT
The Art of Computer Programming. The 120 Days of Sodom by Rafiki 04/28/2015, 9:15pm PDT
Managing Humans? by The Happiness Engine 05/03/2015, 5:16pm PDT
I love rands by HUGALUGHAGLUGH 05/04/2015, 8:22pm PDT
I'm not ready to believe that's the JerkCity guy yet. That site is incredible. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/09/2015, 10:39pm PDT
JERKCITY is a collaborative effort by HANFORD in Stall #3 05/09/2015, 11:40pm PDT
Re: Guess who's got two thumbs, a noose, a stool and is running the book club at by Mr. Kool 05/04/2015, 8:32pm PDT
Does anyone have a snagit coupon code? by not_a_virus.vbs 02/27/2021, 1:09pm PST
Look at this lunatic by SCALE 11/27/2020, 4:04pm PST
I work 100 hours a day and I give two, sometimes three shits NT by laudablepuss 11/27/2020, 8:17pm PST
and they're all on the clock NT by laudablepuss 11/28/2020, 7:26am PST
great but why post as me? NT by laudablepuss 11/28/2020, 7:53am PST
no seriously, please explain? NT by laudablepuss 11/29/2020, 1:29pm PST
A 'courtship' focused solely on how hard will you slave for me NT by And how grateful will you be for it 11/29/2020, 8:59am PST
"What’s the hardest you’ve ever worked on something?" NT by Laying a fucking roof in July, ASSH 12/05/2020, 6:17pm PST
The store would run out of your brand of beer by tonight if webshit ever broke NT by Saltlord 12/05/2020, 11:21pm PST
Webshit: NEVER breaks. NT by This Asshole. 12/06/2020, 2:14pm PST
Documentation by laudablepuss 10/19/2020, 11:05am PDT
Corporate Music dissected by MM (Still Downloading) 09/24/2020, 1:27pm PDT
We need TDARCOS to give his opinion on this. by blackwater 09/24/2020, 10:24pm PDT
Pick my new career, Caltrops by nope 01/17/2016, 8:06am PST
Something where they won't give you a hard time for t-ing up your wasses. NT by Christmas ghost, maybe? 01/17/2016, 9:08am PST
Private Investigator? by Mysterio 01/17/2016, 9:17am PST
How do you get into this by Vested Id 01/17/2016, 7:06pm PST
Ah that's right by Vested Id 01/17/2016, 7:25pm PST
p sure Jessica Jones didn't have to go through all that NT by Fullofkittens 01/18/2016, 6:15am PST
Prostitution. NT by Caltrops 01/17/2016, 10:24am PST
Serious replies, people by nope 01/21/2016, 7:38pm PST
No one will give a shit about a "learn 2 web night school!" cert by The Happiness Engine 01/22/2016, 3:43pm PST
Too late I pulled the trigger! by nope 01/23/2016, 6:09pm PST
You made the right decision. NT by Kenny Mayne 01/23/2016, 10:53pm PST
I talked my way into a job as a software tester 7 years ago by Fullofkittens 01/22/2016, 4:15pm PST
Update: 7 weeks in by nope 03/17/2016, 10:37pm PDT
No one will give a shit about a "learn 2 web night school!" cert, still. NT by The Happiness Engine 03/18/2016, 5:49pm PDT
Thank you! It's good to know what I should be worrying about! NT by nope 03/18/2016, 6:59pm PDT
You will know if you have the ability to program if you can teach yourself by Entropy Stew 03/19/2016, 2:01pm PDT
Those are good reasons to learn JavaScript by but what about the smell? 03/19/2016, 4:37pm PDT
The thing about programming languages is that they are mostly shit by Entropy Stew 03/21/2016, 10:17am PDT
Java was and is fine. by Kenny Mayne 03/21/2016, 12:38pm PDT
Re: Java was and is fine. by dr. no 03/21/2016, 11:31pm PDT
Re: Java was and is fine. by Kenny Mayne 03/22/2016, 6:58am PDT
Re: If someone has a better back end language I'd love to hear it by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 11:20am PDT
It appears I did not know what I did not know. You've given me much to consider. by Kenny Mayne 03/22/2016, 7:11pm PDT
Thoughts on Sass? NT by nope 03/21/2016, 4:35pm PDT
None. Not my wheelhouse. I was always more serverside NT by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 12:39am PDT
Yeah most of my time is spent practiving on Code Academy projects and by nope 03/20/2016, 2:42pm PDT
Re: Yeah most of my time is spent practiving on Code Academy projects and by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/20/2016, 2:55pm PDT
Buy a real textbook by Rafiki 03/20/2016, 5:29pm PDT
I am told "JavaScript: The Good Parts" is the essential JS book. NT by Fullofkittens 03/21/2016, 11:38am PDT
I thought that one was out of date by Entropy Stew 03/21/2016, 2:02pm PDT
AFAIK the central topic is still relevant by Fullofkittens 03/21/2016, 3:48pm PDT
Movie idea: Peter Faulk reads "JavaScript: the Good Parts" to Fred Savage NT by laudablepuss 03/22/2016, 7:22am PDT
I'd watch it NT by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 11:22pm PDT
Any superior alternatives to Komodo Edit and JSFiddle? NT by nope 03/21/2016, 4:36pm PDT
I'd be shocked if atom or VS Code were not better for js than Komodo by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 12:44am PDT
both terrible, use Sublime by Ray of Light 03/22/2016, 9:10am PDT
Trump supporter offers advice on text editing tool by Kenny Mayne 03/22/2016, 9:16am PDT
B-b-but I thought it was cool to use the word faggots here????? NT by Shitty Posters Squad, INC 03/22/2016, 9:53am PDT
Is that a corporation or two people posting, one of whom is INC? by Mysterio Lollerson 03/22/2016, 9:53am PDT
is it possible I know more than you about absolutely everything? by Ray of Light 03/22/2016, 11:36pm PDT
When you put it like that, I guess you got me. :( NT by Kenny Mayne 03/23/2016, 8:09am PDT
Don't cramp Jso's style NT by Welcome to Omsk 03/23/2016, 8:48am PDT
You'd think a editor written in js would have first class support for editing js by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 11:24am PDT
Agreed, subLimeText is great. NT by Mysterio Lollerson 03/22/2016, 2:26pm PDT
WebStorm NT by Fullofkittens 03/22/2016, 4:18am PDT
JetBrains and MS are the two companies that can build an IDE by Entropy Stew 12/02/2016, 3:34am PST
web vengeance NT by sega soft 03/22/2016, 8:19am PDT
Re: Any superior alternatives to Komodo Edit and JSFiddle? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/22/2016, 5:25pm PDT
gently masturbedit NT by needed another pass 03/22/2016, 6:26pm PDT
Here is a text editor called "lite" that I saw on The Hacker News. by Horus Truthteller 05/10/2020, 9:59am PDT
There's no way to open a folder/project or start a new file. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/10/2020, 10:08am PDT
Yeah, WTF is this? NT by Jack Bauer 05/10/2020, 1:07pm PDT
How did it go, nope? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/26/2016, 9:22pm PDT
I learned just enough by nope 11/22/2016, 9:26pm PST
Jr helpdesk guy log by laudablepuss 06/20/2017, 11:16am PDT
I think we all know a guy like this. Thanks for the laugh! NT by The Happiness Engine 06/21/2017, 11:43am PDT
Today's update: he wanted to log into the sonicwall by laudablepuss 06/23/2017, 7:43am PDT
Re: Jr helpdesk guy log by laudablepuss 12/21/2017, 2:12pm PST
Wait, are you saying that the cool kids are using Firefox now? by Chrome takes all my memory 12/21/2017, 3:21pm PST
No no by laudablepuss 12/21/2017, 3:33pm PST
My renewed log (long, stupid) by laudablepuss 12/21/2017, 4:03pm PST
Some of this stuff is OK by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/22/2019, 9:16pm PDT
Re: Some of this stuff is OK by laudablepuss 03/23/2019, 8:42pm PDT
RIP Dorkus by laudablepuss 03/22/2019, 8:00pm PDT
F NT by Ghost of admin future 03/22/2019, 9:02pm PDT
Microsoft Teems with plague bacillus by laudablepuss 10/25/2018, 8:22am PDT
DEAR DIARY.... NT by laudablepuss 10/25/2018, 10:56pm PDT
Re: Microsoft Teems with plague bacillus by laudablepuss 10/29/2018, 10:30am PDT
Re: Microsoft Teems with plague bacillus by Mysterio Lollerson 10/29/2018, 10:43am PDT
Adventures in Hiring by Rafiki 04/24/2018, 8:20pm PDT
Re: Adventures in Hiring by Fullofkittens 04/25/2018, 7:26am PDT
Yeah, GPAs and degrees are worthless. Only consider if they have <3 years' xp. NT by The Happiness Engine 04/25/2018, 12:21pm PDT
This thread is helpful for making the jump from freelance to white collar work. NT by saltlord 04/25/2018, 12:45pm PDT
Next you’ll tell me I shouldn’t disqualify people that don’t play D&D or L by Rafiki 04/25/2018, 1:49pm PDT
Ha. So very, very true. Candidates are so bad. by blackwater 04/25/2018, 1:20pm PDT
A poll for programmers by Rafiki 05/04/2018, 3:15pm PDT
Re: A poll for programmers by E. L. Koba 05/04/2018, 5:50pm PDT
They use String after being explicitly told not to. NT by DQ 05/05/2018, 8:40am PDT
Yeah, tough to defend this one. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/06/2018, 10:19am PDT
Re: A poll for programmers by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/05/2018, 1:20pm PDT
Re: A poll for programmers by Rafiki 05/07/2018, 9:05pm PDT
Re: A poll for programmers by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/08/2018, 5:51am PDT
"Automator" is a cool-sounding job title NT by blackwater 05/08/2018, 12:06am PDT
My first cheater! by Rafiki 06/11/2018, 8:32am PDT
Taking an online class. Boring as shit. Should I micspam? What should I micsp by Rafiki 11/02/2010, 10:40am PDT
Horrible Gelatinous Blob likes this. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 11/02/2010, 4:28pm PDT
Re: Taking an online class. Boring as shit. Should I micspam? What should I by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/02/2010, 8:38pm PDT
Going to take an online class. They want me to use a webcam. Looking for ideas NT by Rafiki 09/24/2014, 9:21am PDT
cardboard cutout of marlboro man, VR googles and a power glove, burqa by Entropy Stew 09/24/2014, 11:07am PDT
Stile Project that shit. NT by Horus Truthteller 05/15/2018, 7:12pm PDT
Oops, I fucked up at work by Chillum 09/17/2015, 3:54pm PDT
People still have secretaries? NT by Entropy Stew 09/17/2015, 5:17pm PDT
Re: People still have secretaries? by Chillum 09/17/2015, 5:56pm PDT
Executive Assistant by and yes it's uncommon 09/19/2015, 2:38pm PDT
What's wrong with the term secretary? by Souffle of Pain 09/19/2015, 6:39pm PDT
It makes men with the position chafe NT by real talk 09/21/2015, 12:29pm PDT
Yeah, I should have prefaced that with "below C-level" by Entropy Stew 09/21/2015, 6:31am PDT
Update by Chillum 03/03/2018, 6:53pm PST
We love you and miss you. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/03/2018, 10:07pm PST
My own update: desk at work has three monitors by Entropy Stew 03/03/2018, 11:47pm PST
About the term 'Secretary' vs. 'assistant' by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/19/2015, 7:46pm PDT
I wonder what the worst video on the internet is by laudablepuss 12/11/2017, 9:38am PST
sonicwall by laudablepuss 10/02/2017, 11:17am PDT
Hey let's look outside laudable's office window and by laudablepuss 05/31/2017, 1:35pm PDT
Re: Hey let's look outside laudable's office window and by laudablepuss 05/31/2017, 1:44pm PDT
Well I guess you had to be there. NT by laudablepuss 06/04/2017, 5:11pm PDT
That was amazing and horrible. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/04/2017, 5:21pm PDT
The operation to get people off the highway was fun by laudablepuss 06/05/2017, 8:33am PDT
I'm sorry I didn't comment on your post by Rafiki 06/04/2017, 5:58pm PDT
Re: I'm sorry I didn't comment on your post by laudablepuss 06/05/2017, 8:38am PDT
I was waiting for you to follow up with more details. Fell into my own trap! NT by Mischief Maker 06/04/2017, 6:21pm PDT
No worries! Another pic by laudablepuss 06/05/2017, 8:44am PDT
Did the driver manage to get out in time? NT by MM 06/05/2017, 8:49am PDT
Yeah thank god! by laudablepuss 06/05/2017, 8:52am PDT
And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck NT by it looked like THIS! 06/05/2017, 9:35am PDT
Re:And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted burning wreck by blackwater 06/22/2017, 11:06am PDT
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... NT by you're gonna see some serious shit. 06/05/2017, 11:33am PDT
It totally looks like that on the far side doesn't it? by laudablepuss 06/05/2017, 3:23pm PDT
Note to the galley, Fazolis no longer to be served at official functions by laudablepuss 05/17/2017, 7:44am PDT
You shouldn't serve me Fazolis. My mom served me Fazolis once. ONCE! NT by Danny Vermin 05/17/2017, 10:29am PDT
Annual raises. A question for Caltrops. by Mysterio 02/12/2017, 9:46am PST
"Merit increases" is code for "You're not getting a raise without a promotion" NT by Run. Run far away. 02/12/2017, 10:04pm PST
I expect a raise every year, I get it most years. by The Happiness Engine 02/13/2017, 3:47pm PST
Re: Annual raises. A question for Caltrops. by blackwater 02/13/2017, 4:09pm PST
Try not to talk at work by laudablepuss 05/23/2016, 2:40pm PDT
It's been communicated to us that you're inciting Hate Crimes NT by Human Resources 05/23/2016, 8:49pm PDT
More self retardation by laudablepuss 06/29/2016, 2:04pm PDT
Weren't you like, barely scraping by a few months back? Lucky to have a job? NT by Guess that allure wore off 06/29/2016, 9:31pm PDT
Still scraping by by laudablepuss 06/29/2016, 10:24pm PDT
This is like that TV show where the gay guy tells the straight guy how to dress. NT by Only we're both gay. High five! 06/30/2016, 12:35am PDT
Re: Try not to talk at work by laudablepuss 11/30/2016, 2:45pm PST
Eerily familiar conversations by The ol' handyman's special refurbs 12/01/2016, 10:48pm PST
How the fuck did "Cyber Monday" become a phrase with a meaning? by Entropy Stew 12/02/2016, 3:25am PST
SUMMON: Mischief Maker -> Should I drop out of law school? by Stilton 11/21/2016, 7:11pm PST
Re: SUMMON: Mischief Maker -> Should I drop out of law school? by Stilton 11/21/2016, 7:11pm PST
Not Mischief Maker, and not a lawyer, but by Johnny Fivedicks 11/21/2016, 8:29pm PST
thx for ur feedback NT by Stilton 11/21/2016, 8:31pm PST
Like a lawyer I'll say, "It depends." by Mischief Maker 11/21/2016, 9:06pm PST
Re: Like a lawyer I'll say, "It depends." by Lurker Guy 11/22/2016, 7:05am PST
"Two Nerd Cadavers Found In Server Dungeon" by laudablepuss 04/11/2016, 7:49am PDT
What could we have done to have avoided this situation? NT by IT Boss 04/11/2016, 10:09am PDT
Re: What could we have done to have avoided this situation? by laudablepuss 04/11/2016, 10:51am PDT
Did you connect positive first, then negative? by Electrical Stew 04/11/2016, 1:47pm PDT
I supervised the connecting by laudablepuss 04/11/2016, 3:00pm PDT
"That's not what we meant by burndown!" NT by *audience laughter* 04/11/2016, 3:32pm PDT
funny, should work fine after a blood sacrifice by Electrical Stew 04/12/2016, 1:10am PDT
There are no accidents. by Freud 04/12/2016, 5:23am PDT
Can't, too excited about the next Minecraft update by laudablepuss 04/12/2016, 8:49am PDT
accidental internet porno (not really) by laudablepuss 03/07/2016, 3:59pm PST
More groupon stuff by laudablepuss 03/16/2016, 2:35pm PDT
Well I'm screwed by laudablepuss 12/17/2015, 7:00am PST
A few options? by Mysterio Lollerson 12/17/2015, 7:23am PST
So not to detrats from your issues but this may make you put thing in perspectiv by Oom Shnibble 12/17/2015, 8:25am PST
That was typed on my phone in a traffic jam so the typos are obscene. NT by Oom Shnibble 12/17/2015, 8:31am PST
This really hit home for me by laudablepuss 12/18/2015, 12:30am PST
All posts here are on my phone also, phones only in this thread NT by laudablepuss 12/18/2015, 12:32am PST
Now you're speaking my language NT by E.T. 12/18/2015, 1:43pm PST
As long as we are sharing. by Oom Shnibble 12/19/2015, 5:37am PST
It's a chronic illness, for me. by Welcome to Omsk 12/19/2015, 9:14am PST
This is a serious post by Mischief Maker 12/17/2015, 10:07am PST
You got healthcare now? Well then problem solved. by Injustice 12/17/2015, 3:14pm PST
This is a good point. by Souffle of Pain 12/17/2015, 3:55pm PST
Thanks for this by laudablepuss 12/20/2015, 10:44am PST
Re: Well I'm screwed by Mysterio 12/17/2015, 11:08am PST
laudable, can you please post an email address you have Paypal tied to? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/17/2015, 11:09am PST
Sorry everyone by laudablepuss 12/18/2015, 12:10am PST
Good to hear you made it past that hurdle. by Oom Shnibble 12/18/2015, 5:45am PST
Re: Sorry everyone by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/18/2015, 8:44am PST
"Some combination of James Bond" by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/18/2015, 8:49am PST
+ everything by The Happiness Engine 12/18/2015, 3:58pm PST
Here it is by laudablepuss 12/21/2015, 4:08am PST
I'm not a malicious asshole, just a lazy one. by The Happiness Engine 12/23/2015, 5:06pm PST
Re: I'm not a malicious asshole, just a lazy one. by laudablepuss 12/24/2015, 9:15am PST
Paypal is so bad alternatives exist in droves, it just has market share. by http://www.paypalsucks.com/ 12/24/2015, 5:35pm PST
Holy Shit by The Happiness Engine 12/25/2015, 7:35am PST
I wish that interviewing people was easier by Anonymized regular poster 12/19/2015, 10:18am PST
Sorry but the last one is a bit fucking retarded. by Oom Shnibble 12/19/2015, 10:38am PST
They're all retarded! by Anonymized regular poster 12/19/2015, 10:54am PST
I wasn't even particularly nervous! by laudablepuss 12/21/2015, 4:15am PST
Glad you're doing okay. I can't help much but here's how I get people into thera by Welcome to Omsk 12/18/2015, 6:06pm PST
Also: maybe she can sit on Amazon mTurk and earn $40 a day or something? by Welcome to Omsk 12/18/2015, 6:08pm PST
Re: Also: maybe she can sit on Amazon mTurk and earn $40 a day or something? by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/18/2015, 11:23pm PST
Here are some examples of AutoHotKey and making real money with microwork by Welcome to Omsk 12/19/2015, 9:08am PST
Re: Here are some examples of AutoHotKey and making real money with microwork by An Actual IRL Cat 12/20/2015, 9:51pm PST
Nyanquiry to Entropy Stew by An Actual IRL Cat 12/20/2015, 9:53pm PST
Site isn't utf8 pure by Entropy Stew 12/24/2015, 7:47am PST
I was trying to get appen referrals awhile ago, but it's over now by Worm 12/21/2015, 3:52pm PST
What's the per-hour dollar amount? For reference mTurkers who excel earn 10-20/h by Welcome to Omsk 12/22/2015, 4:42am PST
I get 14.44 an hour right now. by Worm 12/22/2015, 1:58pm PST
Thanks! Does it require anything much to get started? by Welcome to Omsk 12/24/2015, 7:34am PST
Yeah, US Residency for the Social Media Eval stuff. by Worm 12/24/2015, 11:31am PST
Thanks again. Can people do more than one hour of work a day? What's the limit? by Welcome to Omsk 12/24/2015, 5:46pm PST
It's just evaluation, so no feed flooding. by Worm 12/24/2015, 7:37pm PST
There is probably a requirement that the account has a number of friends though. NT by Worm 12/24/2015, 7:38pm PST
There is probably a requirement that the account has a number of friends though. NT by Worm 12/24/2015, 7:39pm PST
r/beermoney and r/mturk start bite-sized, after that the IRC, forums & doing it by Welcome to Omsk 12/22/2015, 4:47am PST
Are there certain HITs to avoid? by Depressed Shut-in 12/23/2015, 7:19am PST
Yes, the community has a huge resource list to help there by Welcome to Omsk 12/24/2015, 7:31am PST
A path back into good GRACES. Christ. Stupid phone. NT by Welcome to Omsk 12/24/2015, 5:37pm PST
Thanks. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/22/2015, 12:45pm PST
You're welcome. Now don't make them any wiser. by Welcome to Omsk 12/22/2015, 1:07pm PST
"Caltrops is a shithole" says the Internet by The Internet 12/19/2015, 2:34pm PST
Pollyanna, Bitches! NT by Mischief Claus 12/19/2015, 3:35pm PST
Hope it's all good now. Next time make a Patreon for Christ sakes. by Roop 12/20/2015, 1:51pm PST
Can we get an update? NT by Brian 12/23/2015, 8:41pm PST
Got a job offer, start Tuesday by laudablepuss 01/14/2016, 5:49am PST
Congrats, dude! NT by Oom Shnibble 01/14/2016, 6:13am PST
Re: Got a job offer, start Tuesday by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/18/2016, 10:53am PST
Re: Got a job offer, start Tuesday by laudablepuss 01/20/2016, 12:56am PST
Aaaaaand no offer from the other guys afterall by laudablepuss 01/20/2016, 5:10pm PST
Let's see if I get fired in the near future by Rafiki 11/18/2015, 9:47am PST
Identify as female and claim alternative gender assignment discrimination NT by for great justice 11/18/2015, 11:34am PST
Even robots fuck up production by Entropy Stew 11/18/2015, 1:38pm PST
Chinese cyber warfare did it. Lucky you were there NT by or somebody could have died. 11/18/2015, 1:48pm PST
Alternately: the Mossad using a Stuxnet variant NT by Entropy Stew 11/18/2015, 3:16pm PST
Blame the process. by Oom Shnibble 11/19/2015, 12:06am PST
Don't go bringing an actual answer into this NT by Entropy Stew 11/19/2015, 12:27am PST
I quit in the middle of a contract by laudablepuss 07/03/2015, 2:22pm PDT
What is your desire to work in Denver, as in by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/04/2015, 12:12am PDT
Re: What is your desire to work in Denver, as in by laudablepuss 07/21/2015, 6:30pm PDT
That's not tp buddy. by Oom Shnibble 07/22/2015, 5:27am PDT
Re: What is your desire to work in Denver, as in by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/22/2015, 1:01pm PDT
If you're just in IT, why do you carry a badge and a gun? NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/19/2015, 7:53pm PDT
Running away from work? Computers, badges and guns? by Eurotrash 09/20/2015, 3:29am PDT
The gun part is a joke by laudablepuss 09/20/2015, 9:34am PDT
I'll pay top dollar for lazy contractor stories NT by The Breadman 05/05/2015, 8:11am PDT
Sorry, man. All contractors work like the dickens. NT by Souffle of Pain 05/05/2015, 3:31pm PDT
Until the job is half done, they get most of the money, by The Happiness Engine 05/06/2015, 6:28am PDT
Until the job is half done, they get most of the money, by The Happiness Engine 05/06/2015, 6:56am PDT
What THE SHIT is this by laudablepuss 07/22/2014, 4:30pm PDT
The Amish knew if they waited long enough, that look would come back in fashion. NT by Patience of Job, satchel of hemp. 07/22/2014, 5:57pm PDT
MEANWHILE: traits of a QA tester by Fullofkittens 07/22/2014, 7:47pm PDT
Good QA testers are gold by Entropy Stew 09/24/2014, 11:00am PDT
Testers that only test what a dev tells them to aren't earning their money. NT by Fullofkittens 09/24/2014, 7:17pm PDT
Re: Testers that only test what a dev tells them to aren't earning their money. by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/24/2014, 10:12pm PDT
I demand to hear details of Fussbett's quitting NT by Quentin Beck 05/27/2008, 4:50pm PDT
Yes, I concur. Also whether Caltrops can get him a job. NT by Zsenitan 05/27/2008, 4:58pm PDT
Please keep in contact with them so you can send them here in 10 years NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/27/2008, 5:28pm PDT
I still want Fussbett's old bosses sent here in 2018. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/23/2013, 7:31pm PDT
Jesus, we've already got our hands full with you. NT by Caltrops 05/27/2008, 11:47pm PDT
"Soon", I said. I also reserve the right to pussy out. by Fussbett 05/27/2008, 5:39pm PDT
Re: "Soon", I said. I also reserve the right to pussy out. by Your online guide to dating 05/28/2008, 1:55am PDT
I thought he said he drove an Audi (HEH) NT by -=Audis[ScaryGary]Suck=- 05/28/2008, 3:39am PDT
Seriously tho, fuck his shit ass car NT by -=Audis[ScaryGary]Suck=- 05/28/2008, 3:40am PDT
DON'T FUCK MY CAR by Fussbett 05/28/2008, 11:15am PDT
Re: DON'T FUCK MY CAR by Mischief Mo 05/28/2008, 11:40am PDT
I put that right in my <a> tag, psh. NT by Fussbett 05/28/2008, 12:02pm PDT
It's true Fussbett drives an Audi. But who drove Caltrops most fuckable car? by Quétinbec 05/29/2008, 1:51am PDT
Total sexmachine, even if she does have an eating disorder (rotary engine). NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/29/2008, 2:27am PDT
Hey, nice 4-door POPS by Ray of Light 05/29/2008, 10:17am PDT
Re: Hey, nice 4-door POPS by Quétinbec 05/31/2008, 12:01am PDT
"Drove" being key, not "could make the payments for" or "managed to keep" NT by Quentin X. Beck 05/29/2008, 11:30am PDT
You're one of those guys who takes pictures of his car. NT by Fussbett 05/29/2008, 12:44pm PDT
I’d take pictures of my consoles too if I drove an Audi. by Quétinbec 05/31/2008, 12:02am PDT
I didn't quit because I didn't get the other job after all. Dreams on hold. NT by Fussbett 05/31/2008, 3:06am PDT
WHAT ARE MY DREAMS MR. NOBLET? NT by Jerri Blank 05/31/2008, 3:16am PDT
I missed that. Was the other job video editing? by Quétinbec 05/31/2008, 6:51am PDT
Some of that test footage could still make you a YouTube star. by Fussbett 06/01/2008, 3:44am PDT
She didn't EVEN like your Rygar review? Lame :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/01/2008, 5:14am PDT
Re: Some of that test footage could still make you a YouTube star. by Quétinbec 06/01/2008, 8:00am PDT
Re: Some of that test footage could still make you a YouTube star. by Zsenitan 06/01/2008, 10:33am PDT
I assume QB's fat chick is way fatter than you. You've not disclosed your fattn NT by Fussbett 06/01/2008, 12:19pm PDT
Re: Some of that test footage could still make you a YouTube star. by Fussbett 06/01/2008, 1:04pm PDT
Re: Some of that test footage could still make you a YouTube star. by Quétinbec 06/02/2008, 1:54am PDT
Photoshop->Image->Flip Horizontal, you can trick people into thinking you're fro NT by m a real country 05/29/2008, 1:46pm PDT
Re: I demand to hear details of Fussbett's quitting by E! True Caltrops Story 06/04/2008, 12:27pm PDT
I wouldn't be so ineffectual. Or fake. NT by Fussbett 06/07/2008, 1:08am PDT
The sort-of-startup I work for is getting bought out by E. L. Koba 06/26/2012, 9:25pm PDT
take a hard look at the payout by jeep 06/26/2012, 9:59pm PDT
Or he could take this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to expense a high-top fade. NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/26/2012, 10:36pm PDT
I vote for this by Arbit 06/28/2012, 11:55am PDT
Re: take a hard look at the payout by E. L. Koba 06/27/2012, 1:48pm PDT
they are just trying to dehumanise you by Oom Shnibble 06/26/2012, 11:34pm PDT
What if instead of "The Right Stuff" you did one called NT by The Wrong Stuff 06/27/2012, 12:04am PDT
The wrong stuff by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/28/2012, 8:40am PDT
Stop posting while surfing porn NT by which means just stop posting 06/28/2012, 3:31pm PDT
Re: The sort-of-startup I work for is getting bought out by matt mysterio 06/27/2012, 6:32am PDT
Re-enact the video monitors in Event Horizon by Rafiki 06/27/2012, 11:30am PDT
Re: Re-enact the video monitors in Event Horizon by E. L. Koba 06/27/2012, 1:52pm PDT
Have one person do it by fabio 06/27/2012, 12:16pm PDT
Re: The sort-of-startup I work for is getting bought out by E. L. Koba 06/27/2012, 1:51pm PDT
How about a dangling pair of feet set to "Hangin' Tough?" NT by Mischief Maker 06/28/2012, 6:49am PDT
Oh, and remember, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want by Rafiki 06/03/2009, 10:53am PDT
That's crazy by Fussbett 06/03/2009, 11:04am PDT
curb your enthusiasm youtube clip not found NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/03/2009, 11:47am PDT
Rafiki + Still Life = the BEST GODDAMN PART OF THIS WEBSITE by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/03/2009, 12:04pm PDT
The stories I could tell about aloha shirts...*stares off into distance* NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 06/03/2009, 1:12pm PDT
Well thank god you didn't tell those stories here. NT by Fussbett 06/03/2009, 10:49pm PDT
This website needs more Blob. Not less. More. NT by The "Needs More" Guy 06/03/2009, 11:53pm PDT
I know I was being sarcastic. >:( I'M GOING TO STOP BEING SARCASTIC HERE NT by Fussbett 06/04/2009, 12:00am PDT
(I say this because I am sick nigh unto death of you parochial CRETINS) NT by Fussbett 06/04/2009, 9:32am PDT
I was trying to agree with you! Not all who agree are cretinous, Fussbett. by The "Needs More" Guy 06/04/2009, 9:45am PDT
Oh, then I'm back onto sarcasm. Sorry about that. NT by Fussbett 06/04/2009, 10:36am PDT
Maintaining admin sanity is something I am happy to provide. What r u wearing? NT by The Creepy "Needs More" Guy 06/04/2009, 10:47am PDT
Not an admin, just underwear. NT by Fussbett 06/04/2009, 10:52am PDT
Not underwear and a Hawaiian shirt? NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/04/2009, 12:44pm PDT
I'm going to tell my friend's jellybean story to atone for my mistake by Fussbett 06/04/2009, 3:31pm PDT
Are you sure it wasn't "best guess under the actual count"? by The Anecdote Guy 06/04/2009, 4:50pm PDT
No, because there was another guess closer than 320 and still under. by Fussbett 06/04/2009, 5:16pm PDT
How about I tell you how many jellybeans I WANT o_o NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/04/2009, 6:47pm PDT
"How about you guess how many I want. If you said a handful, you are riiiiight." NT by Fussbett 06/04/2009, 7:06pm PDT
Tell us a FUCKING ALOHA SHIRT STORY NT by Mysterio 01/07/2011, 7:33pm PST
blobby pls NT by dolan duck 05/23/2012, 8:21pm PDT
When I got fired by Bunyip 06/03/2009, 5:39pm PDT
Re: When I got fired by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/03/2009, 5:45pm PDT
I wear those shirts on purpose sometimes. by Fullofkittens 06/03/2009, 5:50pm PDT
You can probably find Hawaiian shirts for $2 at Value Village or SallyAnn by Hans Clastorp 06/03/2009, 6:36pm PDT
Marketing hipsters dressing up as white trash NT by quite a stretch! 06/03/2009, 10:41pm PDT
I've never heard of hipsters being ironic before. SOUNDS AWESOME NT by I LOVE SUCKING DICK 06/05/2009, 12:54am PDT
I hope this guy got a lot of dick for Christmas. NT by Mysterio 01/07/2011, 7:46pm PST
So no one here's heard of Tommy Bahama by Vested Id 06/04/2009, 12:10am PDT
Is that their strapline? NT by mark 06/04/2009, 10:15am PDT
A friend of mine quit a $73k job over shorts by FABIO 06/04/2009, 1:54am PDT
He's been workin so hard he's punchin his card 8 hours for what etc. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/04/2009, 2:22am PDT
Re: A friend of mine quit a $73k job over shorts by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/04/2009, 12:45pm PDT
Re: A friend of mine quit a $73k job over shorts by Souffle of Pain 05/23/2012, 8:22pm PDT
yeah those and sweatpants wtf is with people wearing those at work NT by jeep 05/23/2012, 8:54pm PDT
I've bought one ironically and one because it actually looked halfway decent :( by Entropy Stew 06/04/2009, 9:57am PDT
Dress up like the Dude NT by Jesus 06/04/2009, 10:38am PDT
Re: Oh, and remember, my post title exceeds maximum length. by N 06/04/2009, 10:45pm PDT
How many times did your huge lactating jugs fall out? NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/05/2009, 1:03am PDT
bzzzt no try again NT by up with pod people 06/05/2009, 8:10am PDT
Next guess: How many times did you sit on a banana and it went up your pussy? NT by Fussbett 06/05/2009, 11:09am PDT
still mortally offended that anyone would think I'd participate in "beach day" by up with pod people 06/05/2009, 11:16am PDT
Strap a pillow to your belly and buy an XXXXL for an authentic Hawaiian look by I need clarification 06/05/2009, 8:05am PDT
I never did say how this went by Rafiki 11/18/2009, 3:07pm PST
Man, this whole exercise is racist! Hawaiians wear normal shirts too you know! by You work in a sitcom, right? 11/18/2009, 4:29pm PST
I'm quitting today. NT by Fussbett 07/07/2008, 8:50am PDT
Congratulations. Any particular reason for quitting on a Monday? NT by Last 07/07/2008, 9:42am PDT
I'm going to give them until the end of July so the day is not important. NT by Fussbett 07/07/2008, 10:01am PDT
Yaaaaaaaaaay (does this mean you got the copywriting gig?) NT by Fullofkittens 07/07/2008, 11:01am PDT
No! Going to try out unemployment for a while! NT by Fussbett 07/07/2008, 11:14am PDT
Yaaaaaaaaaaaay! NT by Fullofkittens 07/07/2008, 11:24am PDT
You can get unemployment after quitting in Canada? by Souffle of Pain 07/07/2008, 3:24pm PDT
No. I'll be resting on savings. AKA: the house I won't buy now. NT by Fussbett 07/07/2008, 4:21pm PDT
Re: You can get unemployment after quitting in Canada? by North America 07/07/2008, 4:53pm PDT
This is the kind of post that increases demand for my "okay" posting. NT by Fullofkittens 07/07/2008, 6:02pm PDT
Your country is a Klein bottle :) NT by North America 07/07/2008, 10:35pm PDT
NO YOU ARE NT by Mobius Rowsdower 07/08/2008, 1:37am PDT
Your Silver Surfer is a favourite of RASCISTS, how does that make you feel? NT by Denzel "Kirby" Tarantino 07/08/2008, 3:09am PDT
ROWSDOWURURURURURURUURURUR NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/08/2008, 12:08pm PDT
Congratulations! by Zsenitan 07/07/2008, 11:27am PDT
You'll be dragging your kiln back eventually (DREAMS ARE FOR FOOOOOLS) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/07/2008, 11:42am PDT
Holy fuck I just fucking quit. The boss and I hugged. NT by Fussbett 07/07/2008, 5:41pm PDT
YOU DID IT NT by mark 07/07/2008, 5:51pm PDT
I hope it was the lady boss. FOR YOUR SAKE. NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/07/2008, 7:26pm PDT
I mean, for your SNAKE (bow chikka bow wow back dat ass up beep beep beep) NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/07/2008, 7:45pm PDT
(FUCKING AIRHORN) Such carping is not commendable NT by Fortinbras 07/07/2008, 8:12pm PDT
Haha fucking airhorn. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/07/2008, 8:36pm PDT
Nice work. by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/07/2008, 8:39pm PDT
So what finally pushed you? NT by FABIO 07/08/2008, 2:57am PDT
Nothing specific, just decided I'd rather be poor than work another day here. NT by Fussbett 07/08/2008, 1:24pm PDT
Couldn't coincide this with L4D's release date? NT by FABIO 07/09/2008, 8:04pm PDT
If they don't push it back any more, I should still have no fulltime job then. NT by Fussbett 07/10/2008, 12:04pm PDT
Congratulations. You deserve this. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/08/2008, 2:59am PDT
Re: Congratulations. You deserve this. by Fussbett 07/08/2008, 1:35pm PDT
Re: Congratulations. You deserve this. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/08/2008, 4:55pm PDT
So you're saying he has time to finish Caltrops Pinball now, right? NT by Mischief Maker 07/08/2008, 6:23pm PDT
Fag NT by zsenitan 07/08/2008, 6:42pm PDT
Did you put on your sunglasses as you left? Did you light a cigar and throw the NT by Entropy Stew 07/08/2008, 10:45am PDT
walked away in unnecessary slow motion as the building exploded NT by Grumah 07/08/2008, 1:24pm PDT
Good for you. by Hans Clastorp 07/08/2008, 11:49am PDT
What the fuck have I been saying? by Quétinbec 07/09/2008, 5:22am PDT
What kind of prostitute should he get though? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/09/2008, 8:02am PDT
Feel free to come visit me in my giant, empty house. by McMoo the anti-drug cow 07/09/2008, 9:18am PDT
Neither? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/09/2008, 9:36am PDT
Maybe he's referring to his house by laudablepuss 07/09/2008, 5:24pm PDT
THIS WEBSITE FORUM IS HORRIBLE HOW CAN ANYONE POST HERE HRRRRRRN NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/09/2008, 7:34pm PDT
Fuck that! Let's go party at the new Cable bachelor pad. (BYOF) NT by Fussbett 07/10/2008, 12:39pm PDT
Come visit us in Shacktown. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/10/2008, 1:02pm PDT
Re: What the fuck have I been saying? by Official NZ immigration site 07/09/2008, 12:50pm PDT
He dropped out of high school before math NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/09/2008, 12:58pm PDT
I hope he wasn't wrong about those sweet South of the South island homes! NT by Fussbett 07/09/2008, 1:55pm PDT
Re: What the fuck have I been saying? by Quétinbec 07/10/2008, 5:40am PDT
Quetinbec finally makes himself useful by Thanks 07/10/2008, 11:15am PDT
Me by Fussbett 07/10/2008, 12:34pm PDT
Re: Me by Quétinbec 07/11/2008, 4:21am PDT
Marriage! My love life should be of no interest to you. Stop wanking to me. NT by Fussbett 07/11/2008, 4:58am PDT
Don't stop wanking to him, QB. But do take pictures. NT by Zsenitan 07/11/2008, 9:57am PDT
Better yet, Kay-ten by Gordon Gartrelle 07/11/2008, 12:32pm PDT
I can't wait for the reveal on this one by I need clarification 07/11/2008, 10:31am PDT
I'd like the apology. NT by Souffle of Pain 03/11/2012, 9:49pm PDT
Weird that this should be bumped today, because I quit this morning. by Last 03/12/2012, 12:39pm PDT
Re: Weird that this should be bumped today, because I quit this morning. by laudablepuss 03/12/2012, 1:24pm PDT
quitting is the best NT by jeep 03/12/2012, 2:31pm PDT
Everytime someone mentions XKCD at work by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/17/2011, 12:17pm PST
Here's a dumb random story by laudablepuss 12/21/2011, 3:05pm PST
Who is it that works for Jing? Fullofkittens? laudablepuss? by E. L. Koba 12/20/2011, 12:17pm PST
Not me, but this sounds like a cool idea . . . NT by laudablepuss 12/20/2011, 12:57pm PST
It was the other laudablepuss by Fullofkittens 12/20/2011, 5:05pm PST
Holy Fuck HireRight by The Happiness Engine 12/15/2011, 8:43pm PST
Guys, I'm officially allowed to wear jeans in December in celebration of the hol by Rafiki 12/05/2011, 8:01am PST
Do you wish you had taken a different path? NT by Mysterio 12/05/2011, 8:29pm PST
Yes. Yes, sir. NT by A REGULAR 12/05/2011, 9:30pm PST
Re: Guys, I'm officially allowed to wear jeans in December in celebration of th by A REGULAR 12/05/2011, 9:29pm PST
Big Dead Place by Ray of Light 12/11/2009, 9:19pm PST
Re: Big Dead Place by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/12/2009, 10:45am PST
A fine theory, ably debunked by the good people at Big Dead Place by Ray of Light 12/12/2009, 12:25pm PST
More McMurdo mayhem by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/11/2011, 12:42pm PST
Two new hires today by laudablepuss 07/18/2011, 3:20pm PDT
Haha crap! by laudablepuss 07/18/2011, 3:21pm PDT
DRESS CODE ANNOUNCEMENT O_O by laudablepuss 04/06/2011, 1:56pm PDT
Re: DRESS CODE ANNOUNCEMENT O_O by E. L. Koba 04/06/2011, 7:54pm PDT
That guy is clearly a cashier, right. I'm an assistant manag NT by laudablepuss 04/07/2011, 3:46pm PDT
Assistant to the manager. NT by Fullofkittens 04/07/2011, 6:11pm PDT
Choose Your Own Adventure: Corporate Fraud Edition by Rafiki 10/09/2010, 1:06pm PDT
I love whatever awful company you work for NT by laudablepuss 10/09/2010, 5:40pm PDT
Haha hands on hips, face frozen in indignation NT by INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE 10/09/2010, 7:36pm PDT
John Flansburgh of They Might Be Giants noooooooooo NT by Fullofkittens 10/10/2010, 4:04pm PDT
Fucking web devs by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/16/2010, 9:30pm PDT
Thanks, Dell by laudablepuss 06/29/2010, 2:42pm PDT
Re: Thanks, Dell by laudablepuss 06/29/2010, 4:55pm PDT
They're sending around the Bobs by Rafiki 06/01/2010, 10:03am PDT
Re: They're sending around the Bobs by jeep 06/02/2010, 8:39pm PDT
Re: They're sending around the Bobs by Quétinbec 06/03/2010, 11:54am PDT
In three months you'll be SHOWING old fuckers how to properly suck a dick. NT by Fussbett 06/03/2010, 12:51pm PDT
That's not something you can teach, Fussbett. It's why I'm on six figures. NT by Quétinbec 06/04/2010, 4:40am PDT
Also not something you can teach: English. NT by Fussbett 06/04/2010, 6:22am PDT
More Williamsburg by FABIO 07/31/2009, 1:24am PDT
YEAH I WAS KICKIN THE LOLS TO THAT IRONIC LIKE by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/31/2009, 1:34am PDT
roommate art by FABIO 07/31/2009, 9:39am PDT
Psh seen it. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/31/2009, 10:46am PDT
new art project by FABIO 07/31/2009, 12:50pm PDT
Arrested Development by FABIO 07/31/2009, 12:02pm PDT
hipsters, unable to get a job based on their art degree or blogging career turn by Sword of Justice 04/12/2010, 2:01am PDT
YUO GIEVE SoJ!!? NT by Gentleman Jim Browser 04/29/2010, 10:14pm PDT
Why are the incompetent managers always the ones who ride your ass the hardest? NT by Mischief Maker 12/15/2009, 9:24pm PST
Excuse me I'm not incompetant NT by I need to see you right now 12/15/2009, 9:26pm PST
Re: Why are the incompetent managers always the ones who ride your ass the harde by This is Chris's Blood 12/15/2009, 9:49pm PST
Even shorter version: NT by "Because they are incompetent" 12/16/2009, 4:31am PST
As a result of age combined with dreeeenk. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/16/2009, 5:43am PST
Why do Republicans, hipsters, and fatties act the way they do? by FABIO 12/16/2009, 7:34am PST
why does obama want to wreck this country? by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/17/2009, 5:29pm PST
Obama "Hillary Shrillary" "Osama bin" Hussain Barack Obama. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/17/2009, 5:34pm PST
He hates our freedom! NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/17/2009, 5:57pm PST
America really IS the real terrorist. O_O NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/17/2009, 5:58pm PST
Related to this subject by laudablepuss 12/17/2009, 9:00am PST
The worst thing about promoting to the level of incompetence by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/17/2009, 9:15am PST
International relations: please advise by Rafiki 09/10/2009, 9:25am PDT
Question: Are you or your co-workers fat? If so you have no defense. NT by You can only agree. 09/10/2009, 9:33am PDT
It's not like he said "you-sized" NT by Worm 09/10/2009, 10:02am PDT
But we do have FEELINGS by Rafiki 09/10/2009, 10:43am PDT
Challenge him to a Karaoke-off NT by Fortinbras 09/10/2009, 9:34am PDT
Re: International relations: please advise by Zsenitan 09/10/2009, 9:39am PDT
"Yeah, we're taking over sumo wrestling which isn't a sport btw" NT by Say this. 09/10/2009, 10:36am PDT
"Oh, did that meal somehow make your dick grow?" NT by Don't actually say this. 09/10/2009, 10:26am PDT
Re: International relations: please advise by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/10/2009, 6:24pm PDT
Nude subway art by FABIO 08/20/2009, 11:34am PDT
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