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Special offer to the Caltrops community. by https://twitch.tv/pinback99 02/06/2020, 7:55pm PST NEW
    Do we get the girl? Is she given away? NT by Judge Barry 02/07/2020, 5:49am PST NEW
        Mmmmmmm hm NT by The Hypnotist 02/07/2020, 1:59pm PST NEW

Jerry, when are you going to make aliyah? NT by Mysterio 12/01/2019, 12:33pm PST
    Okay these are just stupid by Trolly is a professional troll y'kn 01/31/2020, 11:37am PST NEW

New version released: 47.01 by pinback 01/31/2020, 6:16am PST NEW

Why are gentiles needed? They will work, they will plow, they will reap. We will NT by sit like an effendi and eat! 12/07/2019, 4:37pm PST
    And this post one should delete NT by Vested Id 12/07/2019, 4:48pm PST

Jerry Whorebach is probably the world's most potent incel NT by Mysterio 09/13/2019, 7:52pm PDT

Any tutorial recommendations? by pinback 02/20/2019, 12:09pm PST
    I last played it over 5 years ago so things likely have changed by Fullofkittens 02/20/2019, 1:48pm PST
    You found tiles you like, right? by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/22/2019, 11:41pm PST
        The "Lazy Newb Pack" comes with several tilesets you can just click on to activa by pinback 02/24/2019, 9:37am PST
    Halfway through this book. I'm almost ready to start playing!! by pinback 02/24/2019, 6:04pm PST
        Gettin' to the last few chapters. Just about ready to fire it up! NT by pinback 08/02/2019, 4:23pm PDT

Jerry, plz contextualize the Badlands/Natural Born Killers story unfolding in BC NT by Mysterio 07/24/2019, 6:22pm PDT
    The killers come from Port Alberni, a city of 20 000 people and 1 psychiatrist. by Jerry Whorebach 07/26/2019, 3:05am PDT
        This is more useful than all of the news coverage so far, ty NT by Mysterio 07/31/2019, 7:29pm PDT
            I'm glad I could provide some local insight. by Jerry Whorebach 08/02/2019, 1:00am PDT

Happy belated New Year, Jerry. How do you make your money these days? NT by NZ Ex-Punter 04/14/2017, 10:26pm PDT
    I have a patreon. by Jerry Whorebach 04/15/2017, 6:58pm PDT
        We really need to replace welfare with mandatory reality TV shows. by blackwater 04/15/2017, 10:44pm PDT
        I knew it. Jerry is actually One Punch Man! NT by Mischief Maker 04/16/2017, 5:52am PDT
        Like it, but have to call gimmick infringement by on behalf of the real SEXPRED 04/16/2017, 10:17am PDT
            Picking up Paul's slack: an open letter to the Shoppers Optimum Program by @ShopprsDrugMart 11/19/2017, 5:49pm PST
                Is Childs Play on the list? NT by Jesus "fucking" Christ 11/19/2017, 10:59pm PST
                    No, they don't have anything cool. They have Ca-R-Ma.org, which helps homeless by @ShopprsDrugMart 11/20/2017, 1:31am PST
                        Those are good programs! by fabio 11/20/2017, 5:19am PST
                            Can't we just shoot them? That would put an end to their caterwauling. NT by @ShopprsDrugMart 11/20/2017, 12:05pm PST
                                http://www.buckstix.com/CoehornMortarHunt.htm NT by laudablepuss 11/20/2017, 12:49pm PST
                                    I was talking about the a cappellans! PS: this is Tam O'Shanter. NT by @ShopprsDrugMart 11/20/2017, 1:05pm PST
        How do groceries take 5 hours? Are you growing them yourself or sm? NT by Mysterio 02/20/2019, 6:58pm PST
            This was a couple years ago, when I was still walking everywhere LIKE A CHUMP. by Jerry Whorebach 02/21/2019, 1:17am PST
                Let's count the warning signs that he's gonna kill somebody by laudablepuss 02/22/2019, 7:20am PST
                Re: This was a couple years ago, when I was still walking everywhere by Mysteriobama 02/22/2019, 9:29pm PST
                    Re: This was a couple years ago, when I was still walking everywhere by E. L. Koba 02/24/2019, 2:00pm PST
                        You really captured the way I avoid eye or any other kind of contact with women. by Jerry Whorebach 02/24/2019, 6:32pm PST
                            Re: You really captured the way I avoid eye or any other kind of contact by Mysteriobama 02/24/2019, 9:39pm PST
                            You look like someone famous but I can't place it by Jack Bauer 02/26/2019, 9:53am PST
                                Zac Efron? by Netflix 02/26/2019, 12:21pm PST
                                    It was Efron, not the other guy by Jack Bauer 02/27/2019, 5:15pm PST
                                        I'm sorry, I meant the guy could be like the other guy PLAYED by the other guy by Netflix 02/27/2019, 7:58pm PST
                                Christian Slater NT by Mysterio 02/26/2019, 2:19pm PST
                            LJL at the irony that J. W. is the hottest, smartest poster in the game by Mysterio 02/26/2019, 11:54pm PST

In an alternate universe, Jerry Whorebach is teaching English in Seoul by Mysterio 10/07/2018, 4:21pm PDT

GOAL: Lose 60lbs by the end of summer by Jerry Whorebach 03/11/2010, 12:58am PST
    List your height so I know how reasonable this is (plz use feet/inches, thx). NT by Fussbett 03/11/2010, 1:26am PST
        5'7" (this probably should've gone in the Competitive Eating forum) NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/11/2010, 1:44am PST
            And finally... your current hit points? by Fussbett 03/11/2010, 2:04am PST
                Re: "your wallpaper" by Vested Id 03/11/2010, 2:33am PST
                He'll set the whole thing on it's head, and hit 300 to beat jso's high score NT by Worm 03/11/2010, 12:16pm PST
    How's this goal coming, Jerry? NT by VORPoster 03/20/2010, 8:32am PDT
        Hard to say! by Jerry Whorebach 03/20/2010, 9:43am PDT
    Progress Report 1/6 by Jerry Whorebach 04/01/2010, 5:31pm PDT
        10 lbs in 3 weeks isn't too bad. by FullOfKittens 04/01/2010, 5:48pm PDT
            Except I've been working on this for six weeks now :( by Jerry Whorebach 04/01/2010, 6:06pm PDT
                What's the point, you'll get it all back in 3 days, tubby NT by Jerry Orbach 04/01/2010, 6:08pm PDT
                    Jerry Orbach found a way to lose a lot of weight. NT by The Warezwolf 04/01/2010, 10:51pm PDT
                It is a long process. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 04/01/2010, 10:13pm PDT
        Progress Report 2/6 by Jerry Whorebach 05/01/2010, 4:35pm PDT
            Re: Progress Report 2/6 by i_hate_goons.vbs 05/02/2010, 1:41pm PDT
                I think in my case it's mostly diet. by Jerry Whorebach 05/02/2010, 3:32pm PDT
                    Re: I think in my case it's mostly diet. by Bananadine 05/02/2010, 4:58pm PDT
                        I get all my nutritional advice from Wikipedia. by Jerry Whorebach 05/02/2010, 6:28pm PDT
                            Re: I get all my nutritional advice from Wikipedia. by Bananadine 05/02/2010, 7:10pm PDT
                            Don't listen to these people. Stick with eating less. by Fussbett 05/05/2010, 12:36am PDT
                                Re: Don't listen to these people. Stick with eating less. by Bananadine 05/05/2010, 7:51am PDT
                                Oh, COME ON! by Mischief Maker 05/05/2010, 10:25am PDT
                                    I appreciate your concern by Jerry Whorebach 05/05/2010, 11:45am PDT
                                        Sometimes this forum needs a sitcom laugh track. NT by Mischief Maker 05/05/2010, 12:23pm PDT
                                            and Married With Children catcalls for Zseni posts NT by Fortinbras 05/06/2010, 11:23am PDT
                                    NO YOU COME ON by Fussbett 05/06/2010, 6:07pm PDT
                        Re: I think in my case it's mostly diet. by Mischief Maker 05/02/2010, 6:31pm PDT
                            Re: I think in my case it's mostly diet. by Bananadine 08/23/2011, 7:34pm PDT
            Re: Progress Report 2/6 by Cesar 05/03/2010, 3:57pm PDT
                I worry my apartment is too small and my life too empty to satisfy a dog. by Jerry Whorebach 05/04/2010, 7:04am PDT
                    Why lose weight? by Quétinbec 05/04/2010, 1:06pm PDT
                        No offense, but if I lose the weight and it turns out I look like you underneath by I'm going to be so disappointed :( 05/04/2010, 3:42pm PDT
                            That's a mean thing for your dad to say, especially since he abandoned his famil NT by i_hate_goons.vbs 05/04/2010, 7:41pm PDT
                                It was more like the other way around, and I feel just lousy about it. by Jerry Whorebach 05/05/2010, 11:49am PDT
                                    Does he give you money, Jerry? NT by Money to STAY AWAY? 05/05/2010, 5:45pm PDT
                                        No, for me it's a labour of love. by Jerry Whorebach 05/05/2010, 6:22pm PDT
                        Man what a fucking contrast with the sign outside too. by Worm 05/05/2010, 5:23am PDT
                        I just realised what this is a picture of by collapsicum 05/08/2010, 8:33pm PDT
                        Re: Why lose weight? by H1N1 06/05/2010, 3:58am PDT
            Progress Report 3/6 by Jerry Whorebach 06/01/2010, 10:26am PDT
                you've lost 35 pounds. by up with pod people 06/01/2010, 1:58pm PDT
                    It's better to be handsome than to be tough. by Quétinbec 06/03/2010, 12:08pm PDT
                        Just swimming! Plus a history of punishing your body. by Fussbett 06/03/2010, 8:40pm PDT
                            Also, who gets a colonoscopy at age 29? I thought you get your first at 50. NT by Mischief Maker 06/03/2010, 8:54pm PDT
                                Say what you want about internal parasites... by Quétinbec 06/04/2010, 4:43am PDT
                Progress Report 4/6 by Jerry Whorebach 07/01/2010, 11:36am PDT
                    No, really, hooray! NT by laudablepuss 07/01/2010, 12:26pm PDT
                    Nice work by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/01/2010, 1:25pm PDT
                    More like DWARF FITNESS, am I right? by Fussbett 07/01/2010, 6:21pm PDT
                    seconding request for more Jerry Whorebach meal plans pls. NT by up with pod people 07/01/2010, 9:13pm PDT
                    I am very proud of you!! by Good job! 07/01/2010, 9:25pm PDT
                        Signed, Claire NT by Bunyip <-- (Claire) 07/01/2010, 10:40pm PDT
                    Progress Report 5/6 by Jerry Whorebach 08/01/2010, 2:37pm PDT
                        Congratulations, Jerry. This is extraordinary. NT by mysterio swarm 08/01/2010, 3:16pm PDT
                        Yep, breaking character to congratulate you. by I need clarification 08/01/2010, 9:05pm PDT
                        Re: Progress Report 5/6 by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/01/2010, 9:55pm PDT
                            I still have a whole MONTH before I have to show any results! by Jerry Whorebach 08/02/2010, 1:15pm PDT
                                You're saying you're whiter than notepad, that's pretty white NT by laudablepuss 08/02/2010, 1:35pm PDT
                                Caltrops ladies: September is tanned torso month on Caltrops NT by Set vaginas to wet 08/02/2010, 2:09pm PDT
                        muscle weighs more than fat thing, coming into play again by up with pod people 08/01/2010, 10:44pm PDT
                            Does microwaving the Christmas turkey destroy all the vitamin C? by Entropy Stew 08/01/2010, 11:54pm PDT
                        Progress Report 6/6 by Jerry Whorebach 09/01/2010, 4:39pm PDT
                            Was it worth it: probably not <-- what the fuck ever. by laudablepuss 09/01/2010, 4:57pm PDT
                                No, you're right, it was probably worth it. by Jerry Whorebach 09/01/2010, 5:17pm PDT
                            Are you finally ready for the Tuna REVOLUTION? by The Happiness Engine 11/03/2017, 9:13am PDT
                    Caltrops Progress Report: Still full of gullible tools by We didn't learn anything from QB 08/02/2010, 6:51am PDT
                        Woah, who's that guy always taking the safest option in bets nobody made? by Mischief Maker 08/02/2010, 8:55am PDT
                            Shaft! NT by Back-up singers 08/02/2010, 12:00pm PDT

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