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Journey by Rafiki 03/30/2024, 10:05am PDT NEW
    Infocom had a "Journey"! Sometimes I wish I could compare them. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/30/2024, 11:25am PDT NEW
        So did Midway N/T NT by Mysterio 04/22/2024, 3:17pm PDT NEW
            Someday I shall compare them. NT by some day 04/22/2024, 5:29pm PDT NEW

Cocoon is GOOD by Rafiki 04/17/2024, 9:36pm PDT NEW
    posting your IQ in a game review is always a winning move. Good work Owen NT by hahaha 04/18/2024, 6:09am PDT NEW

Brigador by Mischief Maker 11/13/2016, 9:26pm PST NEW
    This has more in common with Battletech on Genesis than Desert Strike tbh NT by But it looks awesome 11/13/2016, 10:04pm PST NEW
        I'd call that a Strike clone. The Strike team even made their own ED-209 sim, by Future Cop: LAPD. 11/14/2016, 1:08am PST NEW
    Holy shit, you have not played this game until you try an Arlo hovercraft! NT by Mischief Maker 11/29/2016, 9:09pm PST NEW
    Just had a huge update, it's on sale, AND it's now on GOG! NT by Mischief Maker 06/02/2017, 3:16pm PDT NEW
        Also: by Mischief Maker 06/02/2017, 3:18pm PDT NEW
            Someone tell me how they programmed that. by Lurker Guy 06/02/2017, 10:42pm PDT NEW
    I finally picked this up on discount. by Lots of pornography 03/20/2024, 6:27am PDT NEW
        Who/what game SA rejects? NT by The Crow (2024) 03/20/2024, 8:51am PDT NEW
            One of them posted on Your Console Sucks, the SA sub-forum for Games and got by cancelled for it 03/20/2024, 10:55am PDT NEW
                This sent me down a rabbit hole. The crazy ass SA history guy has grifted into by the worst podcast I've ever heard 03/20/2024, 4:19pm PDT NEW
                    PROBLEMATIC hahahahah by lololololololol 03/20/2024, 7:13pm PDT NEW

Ghostrunner 2 is a disappointment. by Mischief Maker 02/10/2024, 9:55pm PST NEW
    Ghostbummer NT by B( 02/10/2024, 11:42pm PST NEW

The following games are all better than Vampire Survivors by <----- vampire 03/27/2023, 12:57am PDT NEW
    20 Minutes Till Dawn by <----- vampire 03/27/2023, 1:21am PDT NEW
        Free now on Epic NT by Free Games Patrol Team 01/02/2024, 8:52pm PST NEW
    Spirit Hunters: Infinite Horde by <----- vampire 03/27/2023, 1:28am PDT NEW
    Glory and Miserable Survivors by <----- vampire 03/27/2023, 1:37am PDT NEW
    <------ what kind of person enjoys Vampire Survivors? by <----- vampire 03/27/2023, 1:42am PDT NEW
    Beautiful Mystic Survivors by <----- vampire 03/27/2023, 6:52am PDT NEW
    This is the list I didn't know I needed. Thank you NT by E. L. Koba 03/27/2023, 3:44pm PDT NEW
    Army of Ruin by <----- vampire 11/05/2023, 1:23pm PST NEW
        ^this wasn't me NT by <-----vampire 11/05/2023, 10:43pm PST NEW
    What about Disfigured? by pinback 11/05/2023, 2:27pm PST NEW

I tried asking AI to write Old Man Murray reviews by Roop 04/04/2023, 3:16pm PDT NEW
    It's no Turing test by HAL-69000 04/04/2023, 11:12pm PDT NEW
        I think we've discovered something here by Roop 04/05/2023, 11:24am PDT NEW
        Just tried it. Seems like a p good Qt3 simulator? by Injustice 04/05/2023, 11:53am PDT NEW
            Amazing. NT by This site needs a +1 button 04/05/2023, 7:34pm PDT NEW
                Baby Feet by Injustice 04/16/2023, 1:30am PDT NEW
                    Can you post more of these? by Roop 04/18/2023, 8:15pm PDT NEW
                        Junior by Injustice 04/22/2023, 3:26am PDT NEW
                            Amazing. There's other AIs, so far I find cat-gpt.com seems to be most accurate NT by Roop 04/22/2023, 12:24pm PDT NEW
                                Never Forget by Injustice 05/05/2023, 9:22pm PDT NEW
                                    BONUS by Injustice 05/05/2023, 9:22pm PDT NEW
                                        This is how it should've turned out. by Injustice 05/05/2023, 9:27pm PDT NEW
    Conspiracy Theory with ChatGPT by Injustice 08/20/2023, 11:39am PDT NEW
        That's some serious dedication to trolling ChatGPT by laudablepuss 08/20/2023, 3:52pm PDT NEW

Never buy "Hell Division," no matter the discount. NT by GOG sale freebie, still a rip-off 07/25/2023, 1:25pm PDT NEW
    Hell Division is a game from the 3rd person, which is a battle of combat drones. by CattleHumper 07/26/2023, 6:29am PDT NEW

Review Request: Cities Skylines NT by WITTGENSTEIN 03/06/2015, 11:33am PST NEW
    I love it! by Tom Chick 03/07/2015, 10:47am PST NEW
        He's not wrong. by WITTGENSTEIN 03/10/2015, 1:51pm PDT NEW
        First five minutes impressions: Cautiously optimistic by WITTGENSTEIN 03/10/2015, 4:26pm PDT NEW
            I got sucked in for about 3 hours by Entropy Stew 03/10/2015, 9:14pm PDT NEW
                I just managed to pull myself away from it by WITTGENSTEIN 03/10/2015, 9:15pm PDT NEW
                Screenshot by Entropy Stew 03/10/2015, 9:20pm PDT NEW
                    The road system is so flexible it's too flexible by WITTGENSTEIN 03/11/2015, 6:34am PDT NEW
                        Re: The road system is so flexible it's too flexible by Oom Shnibble 03/11/2015, 10:11am PDT NEW
                            I wish. by WITTGENSTEIN 03/11/2015, 11:26am PDT NEW
                        Yeah, but for a Wittgenstein city by Mysterio 03/11/2015, 10:23am PDT NEW
                    Re: Screenshot by WITTGENSTEIN 03/11/2015, 9:32am PDT NEW
                    The water system is great. You can do things you never could in SC4 by WITTGENSTEIN 03/11/2015, 1:15pm PDT NEW
                        That looks very neat. NT by Mysterio 03/11/2015, 2:12pm PDT NEW
                    Neckbeard Comics by WITTGENSTEIN 03/12/2015, 10:12am PDT NEW
                    There's always money in the banana stand by WITTGENSTEIN 03/18/2015, 6:57pm PDT NEW
        He hates it! by WITTGENSTEIN 03/20/2015, 11:01am PDT NEW
            He actually thinks it's pretty good NT by You have reading problems 03/20/2015, 12:06pm PDT NEW
                He gave it a 3/5. The next comparable review is 80/100. NT by Conclusion: You are a faggot 03/20/2015, 1:19pm PDT NEW
                    numbers good words bad NT by Mysterio 03/20/2015, 1:33pm PDT NEW
                        http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=157459 NT by A Message from Caltrops Cares 03/20/2015, 2:03pm PDT NEW
                            muh 7-9 scale NT by Caltrops Cares 03/20/2015, 2:54pm PDT NEW
                    3/5 isn't a 60/100 mainstream review score NT by no matter what metacritic tells you 03/20/2015, 2:55pm PDT NEW
                        Who are these anonymous faggots defending Tom Chick? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 03/20/2015, 3:47pm PDT NEW
                            Simple. We're people that like good game criticism NT by Unlike you. 03/20/2015, 4:05pm PDT NEW
                                I too hate Starcraft II and Cities Skylines. Let us jerk each other off at QT3 NT by (nods respectfully towards you) 03/20/2015, 4:41pm PDT NEW
                            That was me by fabio 03/20/2015, 5:49pm PDT NEW
                                It's about the good game critisicm. by Dankvalley 03/21/2015, 9:39am PDT NEW
                                    Re: It's about the good game critisicm. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/23/2023, 8:56pm PDT NEW
                        If Tom Chick didn't think his 3/5 = 60/100, why'd he let Metacritic say it does? by His "mock review" shakedown dipshit 07/22/2023, 3:51pm PDT NEW
                            Guy who comes back 7 years later to proclaim Wittgenstein the smartest person in by the room 07/22/2023, 11:15pm PDT NEW
                                You need to write Metacritic management immediately to tell them what a bunch by of stupid poopyheads they are 07/23/2023, 4:24pm PDT NEW
    Paradox has its best 1st-day sale ever by WITTGENSTEIN 03/12/2015, 7:36am PDT NEW
        No wonder the game's actually good, it's by Paradox. Nobody else has any cred. by serial malcontent 03/12/2015, 9:41am PDT NEW
            No they just published it. by WITTGENSTEIN 03/12/2015, 9:42am PDT NEW
                I don't know what their deal is, I just find I tend to like more games with thei by logo on the box than I do others 03/12/2015, 10:32am PDT NEW
                    Publishers can sometimes have a positive effect on games, though! NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/16/2015, 11:39am PDT NEW
            Teleglitch by them looks fun. Is it fun? by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/16/2015, 11:37am PDT NEW
                Never played Teleglitch, but it looks fun for damn sure. by serial malcontent 03/20/2015, 11:21am PDT NEW
        Sim City reboot was such a pile of manure it left very fertile soil in its wake! NT by Mischief Maker 03/13/2015, 7:59am PDT NEW
            Cities Skylines sells more than 500k copies by WITTGENSTEIN 03/16/2015, 7:21am PDT NEW
    Be warned this game WILL tax your CPU by WITTGENSTEIN 03/17/2015, 4:38pm PDT NEW
        Be warned I WILL tax that ass NT by Prison Mike 03/20/2015, 12:04pm PDT NEW
    Terraforming mod out after one week. Tom Chick gave this game a 3/5 and FABIO by sucked him off 03/21/2015, 7:28am PDT NEW
        I was going to ask for the 50th time why you're angriest person here by fabio 03/21/2015, 1:03pm PDT NEW
    First expansion coming! Jails! Bigger airports! Day/night cycle! by WITTGENSTEIN 08/07/2015, 8:48am PDT NEW
        Out-crapping-standing. NT by pinback 08/07/2015, 1:46pm PDT NEW

NierAutomata is great by Worm 03/28/2017, 5:18pm PDT NEW
    I'm surprised there wasn't more talk about this game by Rafiki 03/21/2021, 1:37pm PDT NEW
        This might be one of the worst structured games I've ever played by Rafiki 04/19/2021, 11:45am PDT NEW
            Re: This might be one of the worst structured games I've ever played by Mysterio 04/20/2021, 9:52am PDT NEW
            I'm going to cum all over the girl robots, watch me NT by My Loads Cause Tears 09/17/2022, 11:25pm PDT NEW
    It this the one with the white haired broad with big breasts? NT by A FRIEND 04/27/2023, 7:24am PDT NEW
        B-cup, tops. NT by pinback 04/28/2023, 1:01pm PDT NEW
        Were you thinking of Bayonetta? NT by CattleHumper 05/10/2023, 7:23am PDT NEW
    THIS is what you should be playing by Vic Vinegar 05/09/2023, 2:42pm PDT NEW

The best Civ 4X game right now by ...isn't a Civ game! 05/04/2023, 2:58am PDT NEW
    Thank you for this lovely post. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/04/2023, 8:08am PDT NEW
    $7.99 at GOG right now NT by Are mobile/pc versions the same? 05/04/2023, 12:11pm PDT NEW
        Yes NT by I think crossplay? Not sure 05/04/2023, 5:30pm PDT NEW
        Just as long as I'm not getting a watered down/altered experience NT by Dungeon Keeper 4 Lyf 05/04/2023, 6:33pm PDT NEW
            It's more a civ-themed card game than Sid Meier's Civ in card form. NT by Mischief Ad-Blocker 05/04/2023, 7:25pm PDT NEW
                That's wrong NT by ur wrong 05/04/2023, 11:33pm PDT NEW
                    shut up idiot NT by Mysterio 05/05/2023, 5:17am PDT NEW
                    Perhaps, that's just my impression. by Mischief Ad-Blocker 05/05/2023, 10:05am PDT NEW
                        ur wrong will now cyberstalk you for 70 years NT by Kirahu Nagasawa 05/05/2023, 12:44pm PDT NEW
                            Take a number. NT by MM 05/05/2023, 1:20pm PDT NEW
                                YOU came to MY review thread, motherfucker! by .,,isn't a Civ game! 05/05/2023, 7:57pm PDT NEW
                                    We thought ur wrong NT by was a different guy! 05/05/2023, 9:48pm PDT NEW
                                        I'm not a rando. NT by Kirahu Nagasawa 05/05/2023, 10:16pm PDT NEW
                                            Well, then stop acting like it! NT by Hunter Biden's crackpipe 05/05/2023, 10:42pm PDT NEW
                                            No but you're a bitch all the time NT by Maybe try working on that 05/05/2023, 11:14pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: No but you're a bitch all the time by Kirahu Nagasawa 05/06/2023, 8:28am PDT NEW
                                                    What have I done? I was just clarifying for the Dungeon Keeper 4 guy! NT by MM 05/06/2023, 8:39am PDT NEW
                                                        What? Not meant to you. Can someone please put in some logins around here? NT by Kirahu Nagasawa 05/06/2023, 10:26am PDT NEW
                                                    Fortunately you do juuuuuust enough by Usenet circa 1998 05/06/2023, 2:52pm PDT NEW
                                                        "betters" by Kirahu Nagasawa 05/06/2023, 5:28pm PDT NEW
                                                            lol "The only people who dislike me are my political opponents and that stalker by upthread" 05/07/2023, 12:37am PDT NEW
                                                                OHHH GOOD GOD SIR! ** I WAS ON OMM!!!!!! ** by five golden manbabies ++++++5 05/07/2023, 6:43am PDT NEW
                                                                    EVERYONE QUIET PLEASE, the local screamers have something pertinent by to contribute 05/07/2023, 8:24pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Define "woke" by Mischief Maker 05/07/2023, 9:59pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Yes... YES... NT by Kantbot 05/08/2023, 11:54pm PDT NEW
                                                        GOOD GOD SIR NT by five golden manbabies ++++++5 05/06/2023, 5:42pm PDT NEW
                                                            ;-) NT by Gasoline 05/06/2023, 7:11pm PDT NEW
                                                        Yeah watch out Kirau some chlorox snorting shitwad wants you to "be better" by fucking moron 05/06/2023, 10:00pm PDT NEW
                                    Your premise is pretty stupid though. Card games are stupid. NT by Yahtzeek 05/06/2023, 12:59pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: YOU came to MY review thread, motherfucker! by laudablepuss 05/08/2023, 12:41pm PDT NEW
                                        Nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about. Go take your meds and have a by juice box and a snoozey-poo 05/08/2023, 5:48pm PDT NEW
                                            I need to learn these newfangled "tone indicators" the zoomers always talk about NT by Mischief Maker 05/08/2023, 6:24pm PDT NEW
                                                ...because I've been speaking in a light and playful mood this entire thread! NT by Mischief Maker 05/08/2023, 6:25pm PDT NEW
                                                    As have I, new best friend. by Kirahu Nagasawa 05/08/2023, 8:40pm PDT NEW
                                                        Learn to read a threaded forum NT by lol it's so hard 05/08/2023, 11:04pm PDT NEW
                                                            Hey! It's Cumsock! by lolololol 05/09/2023, 4:43am PDT NEW
                                                                Klassic Kirahu Kwality by u got him on the ropes now son! 05/09/2023, 7:57am PDT NEW
                                                                    Can you please explain the threaded forum comments? I want to learn. NT by Innocent Reader Lurker 05/09/2023, 1:17pm PDT NEW
                                                            What a stupid post NT by Shut the fuck up 05/09/2023, 5:07am PDT NEW
                                                        Hmph. Presumptuous. I have so many best friends already they live in Canada tho NT by Mischi?f Mæker 05/08/2023, 11:30pm PDT NEW
                                            Are you OP? NT by laudablepuss 05/08/2023, 7:33pm PDT NEW
                                            Also, I posted a video about "woke" I am a winner. Respect me. NT by arrrrrrrr 05/08/2023, 9:12pm PDT NEW
    I bought this. Thanks for the rec by It's worth a sub-$10 price point 05/05/2023, 11:11pm PDT NEW

Resident Evil Village by Yahtzeek 05/06/2023, 11:09pm PDT NEW
    Sorry, PAL. No robots or Irishmen allowed on this site. NT by Them's the rules. 05/07/2023, 11:18pm PDT NEW
        What?? How dare you! NT by Yahtzeek 05/08/2023, 6:31am PDT NEW
            It is interesting how ChatGpt has a style that lets you know it wrote it. by Gaige Grosskreutz 05/08/2023, 10:37am PDT NEW
                I am not an AI. by Yahtzeek 05/08/2023, 10:53am PDT NEW
                    I doubt you pass a captcha check. NT by Geryk 05/08/2023, 11:23am PDT NEW
                    Re: I am not an AI. by laudablepuss 05/08/2023, 12:23pm PDT NEW
                        Re: I am not an AI. by Yahtzeek 05/08/2023, 1:27pm PDT NEW
                            If the writer's union gets their way, your posts will never be made into films by Roop 05/08/2023, 1:58pm PDT NEW
                                I would prefer angryposts in the style of Patriott NT by (plx post more Mr. Patriott!!!) 05/08/2023, 2:58pm PDT NEW
    Re: Resident Evil Village by Dridek 05/09/2023, 7:50am PDT NEW

Chorus by (almost) Negative! 08/15/2022, 4:39pm PDT NEW
    You're insane. This game is WAY better than SS0! NT by Mischief Maker 02/22/2023, 6:18pm PST NEW

Deadspace remake by STOMP! the yard! 02/21/2023, 8:18pm PST NEW

This site needs to be about the games, man NT by Loofy 12/22/2022, 10:14pm PST NEW
    Re: This site needs to be about the games, man by Brother Wease 12/22/2022, 10:57pm PST NEW
        I've been calling FAANG companies FAAAG on interviews by Loofy 12/22/2022, 11:03pm PST NEW
            Who did you ditch Netflix for? NT by Archketa 12/22/2022, 11:04pm PST NEW

Barotrauma by Mandalore 09/17/2022, 11:59pm PDT NEW
    Sale for $7.50 NT by Bring on the DRM 12/01/2022, 2:27pm PST NEW

Impressions of my 2022 GOG Black Friday Sale purchases by Mischief Maker 11/29/2022, 4:08pm PST NEW
    I think it's time you gave up the aversion to DRM. NT by Bossy Forum Guy 11/29/2022, 6:47pm PST NEW
        Never! NT by Steam is forever just like Twitter 11/29/2022, 7:14pm PST NEW
            Fine by Bossy Forum Guy 11/30/2022, 4:59am PST NEW

Into the Breach is excellent. Easily worth the $15. by Mischief Maker 03/01/2018, 8:23pm PST NEW
    Re: Into the Breach is excellent. Easily worth the $15. by Chillum 03/02/2018, 9:10pm PST NEW
    Holy shit, they finally released an advanced edition. by Mischief Maker 07/19/2022, 8:15am PDT NEW

Time for more reviews. Let's have them. NT by A FRIEND 02/27/2022, 5:11pm PST NEW
    Ok here's my review of the Meta Occulus Rift Galaxy II by Roop 02/27/2022, 9:11pm PST NEW
    I wrote about the 80s text game Borrowed Time by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/28/2022, 5:43am PST NEW

Ziggurat 2 is pure unambiguous FPS fun! Buy it! by Mischief Maker 11/29/2021, 7:35pm PST NEW

Two thumbs up! NT by WAY up! 08/25/2021, 11:46pm PDT NEW

I hate Doom Eternal so much I came back to barf out why and I'll leave again4eva by Worm 03/20/2020, 7:16pm PDT NEW
    Don't leave! Here. by A treat. 03/20/2020, 7:42pm PDT NEW
    Also there are a bunch of segments where you walk through purple slowdown goo by Worm 03/20/2020, 7:52pm PDT NEW
    Love you, brother NT by Mysterio 03/20/2020, 11:01pm PDT NEW
    Thanks. Mainstream PC gaming press is sucking its dick by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/21/2020, 7:58am PDT NEW
        It looks nice. Sure. I got it during the Autumn Sale this week. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/28/2020, 10:39pm PST NEW
    "Doom Raider" by bam! you're welcome 03/23/2020, 1:33am PDT NEW
    DLC is coming. by Caltrops News Network 08/09/2020, 10:40am PDT NEW
    My first Steam refund request! by Rafiki 08/22/2021, 11:04pm PDT NEW
        Re: My first Steam refund request! by laudablepuss 08/23/2021, 12:33pm PDT NEW
        Bump this thread every time Bethesda DOESN'T fuck something up NT by +1 08/23/2021, 12:52pm PDT NEW

Mischief Maker mini-review roundup summer 2021 by Mischief Maker 07/23/2021, 10:14am PDT NEW
    Thanks for posting this. I'll article-fy it with links and screenshots this week by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/09/2021, 1:26pm PDT NEW
    FINAL DRAFT (+2 extra games) by Mischief Maker 08/09/2021, 7:19pm PDT NEW

I do not recommend Mechwarrior 5. by Mischief Maker 06/01/2021, 10:22am PDT NEW
    They give you the ability to field a 4 person lance a few missions later NT by Mysterio 06/02/2021, 7:58pm PDT NEW

Don't Look Back (spoilers) by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/24/2009, 11:03pm PDT NEW
    Another World remake HD controls are much smoother than the original's. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/24/2009, 11:17pm PDT NEW
        Re: Another World remake HD controls are much smoother than the original's. by Mysterio 11/19/2019, 5:52am PST NEW
            Re: Another World remake HD controls are much smoother than the original's. by Mr. 3000 11/19/2019, 5:56am PST NEW
            Banned for 30 days for forum spamming NT by Dick Clownshoes 11/19/2019, 9:22am PST NEW
            Re: Another World remake HD controls are much smoother than the original's. by Mysterio 05/27/2021, 1:20am PDT NEW
            Re: Another World remake HD controls are much smoother than the original's. by Mysterio 05/27/2021, 1:21am PDT NEW
                How did this review become the entry point for spammers? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/27/2021, 8:58pm PDT NEW
    Spoilers by Fussbett 03/24/2009, 11:57pm PDT NEW
    Re: Don't Look Back (spoilers) by Linda 10/08/2018, 6:42pm PDT NEW

Heat Signature is fucking addictive by Mischief Maker 10/04/2017, 5:28pm PDT NEW
    It also has the best trailer since Volgarr by Mischief Maker 10/04/2017, 5:55pm PDT NEW
        Airlock Kickers NT by Fullofkittens 10/04/2017, 6:29pm PDT NEW
        Re: It also has the best trailer since Volgarr by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/19/2018, 9:26pm PST NEW
    Four months later and I'm still playing this game. by Mischief Maker 02/19/2018, 9:12pm PST NEW
        Questions by Fullofkittens 02/21/2018, 11:17am PST NEW
            Answers by Mischief Maker 02/21/2018, 4:50pm PST NEW
                Now also fully addicted, thank you for the recommendation by Fullofkittens 04/09/2018, 6:17am PDT NEW
    High Refresh Rate monitor patch by Mischief Maker 04/06/2021, 2:24pm PDT NEW
        (Note: use "alternate" sync mode) NT by Mischief Maker 04/06/2021, 3:15pm PDT NEW

Battlefleet Gothic Armada 2 by Mischief Maker 03/23/2021, 5:55pm PDT NEW

Myst by Blackwater 03/20/2021, 11:54pm PDT NEW

Approaching Infinity by Mischief Maker 02/25/2017, 11:41am PST NEW
    Forget this game. "The Long Journey Home" rendered it obsolete. NT by Mischief Maker 06/02/2017, 7:20am PDT NEW
    He finally got the rights back from Shrapnel and re-released on Steam! by Mischief Maker 09/05/2020, 7:37am PDT NEW

Hey cltrops. Remember me? NT by Creexul 08/25/2020, 1:19pm PDT NEW
    No. NT by cltrops 08/25/2020, 1:22pm PDT NEW
    I found this review unhelpful and would not recommend it. NT by 1 user 08/25/2020, 10:28pm PDT NEW
    Yes NT by Please return, A Monster 08/25/2020, 10:45pm PDT NEW

Hollow Knight is the best Metroidvania on PC right now. NT by Mischief Maker 05/07/2017, 8:57am PDT NEW
    Just got the bad ending, working my way to 100% 2017 GOTY contender! NT by Mischief Maker 05/16/2017, 3:12pm PDT NEW
    Got it today. It's fantastic! NT by Entropy Stew 05/22/2017, 12:01am PDT NEW
        Finished it. by Entropy Stew 06/06/2017, 10:24pm PDT NEW
            I buy any game that two of you recommend. NT by Mysterio Lollerson 06/08/2017, 7:51am PDT NEW
            Ori and the Blind Forest by Entropy Stew 07/07/2017, 12:05pm PDT NEW
                Ori is barely a Metroidvania. It's really about the platforming. NT by skip 07/07/2017, 12:55pm PDT NEW
                    Even that was irritating me compared to Hollow Knight by Entropy Stew 07/07/2017, 2:25pm PDT NEW
                4 hours in, Ori 2 is much better than the first by Rafiki 07/10/2020, 3:08pm PDT NEW

Boardgame roundup: Vol. 1 by FABIO 04/26/2005, 10:56pm PDT NEW
    Re: Boardgame roundup: Vol. 1 by Entropy Stew 04/27/2005, 12:08am PDT NEW
    Volume 2, right now! by FABIO 04/27/2005, 3:30am PDT NEW
        Re: Volume 2, right now! by Choson 04/27/2005, 6:47am PDT NEW
            Re: Volume 2, right now! by theemu 04/27/2005, 11:52am PDT NEW
                Re: Volume 2, right now! by FABIO 04/27/2005, 1:43pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Volume 2, right now! by Choson 04/27/2005, 2:40pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Volume 2, right now! by laudablepuss 04/27/2005, 2:56pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Volume 2, right now! by Choson 04/27/2005, 3:01pm PDT NEW
                            laudablepuss says dice are random NT by binkbot 04/27/2005, 4:57pm PDT NEW
                                Like football! I also said that. Also ballooning. And then I said comma. NT by laudablepuss 04/27/2005, 5:09pm PDT NEW
        Re: Volume 2, right now! by mark 04/27/2005, 12:10pm PDT NEW
        Wow by Arbit 04/28/2005, 12:27am PDT NEW
            ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE THAT FABIO NT by the CROWD 04/28/2005, 12:43am PDT NEW
                *shrug* NT by FABIO 04/28/2005, 12:54am PDT NEW
    Re: Boardgame roundup: Vol. 1 by Bill Dungsroman 04/27/2005, 7:54am PDT NEW
        Re: Boardgame roundup: Vol. 1 by FABIO 04/28/2005, 2:44pm PDT NEW
            Fortress America in ACTION! by FABIO 04/29/2005, 1:20pm PDT NEW
    Re: Boardgame roundup: Vol. 1 by mark 04/27/2005, 11:56am PDT NEW
        Re: Boardgame roundup: Vol. 1 by FABIO 04/27/2005, 1:52pm PDT NEW
        Scott Orr disagress with you! by FABIO 05/09/2005, 9:20pm PDT NEW
            Man who made game that sucks, sucks :( NT by mark 05/09/2005, 11:10pm PDT NEW
        Memoir '44 by fabio 01/24/2012, 9:50pm PST NEW
    No Dark Tower? No Stop Thief? by laudablepuss 04/27/2005, 12:31pm PDT NEW
        Re: No Dark Tower? No Stop Thief? by mark 04/27/2005, 1:02pm PDT NEW
            Re: No Dark Tower? No Stop Thief? by FABIO 04/28/2005, 2:45pm PDT NEW
                yes. by mark 04/28/2005, 3:20pm PDT NEW
    Mark's Boardgame Roundup part 1 by mark 04/27/2005, 12:50pm PDT NEW
        For the love of God can no one stop these boardgame roundups??? by Ray of Light 04/27/2005, 1:16pm PDT NEW
        Re: Mark's Boardgame Roundup part 1 by theemu 04/27/2005, 1:22pm PDT NEW
        Mark's Boardgame Roundup part 2 by mark 04/27/2005, 6:11pm PDT NEW
            Settlers counter rebuttal by FABIO 04/27/2005, 6:35pm PDT NEW
                Re: Settlers counter rebuttal by Quentin Beck 04/27/2005, 6:47pm PDT NEW
                    actually that was me (that's the new mysterio name? I thought he was a poster) NT by mark 04/27/2005, 6:47pm PDT NEW
                Re: Settlers counter rebuttal by Choson 04/27/2005, 7:55pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Settlers counter rebuttal by Pre 05/10/2005, 11:14am PDT NEW
            I can't believe I never heard of Arkham Horror before. by Fullofkittens 04/28/2005, 9:28pm PDT NEW
    Re: Boardgame roundup: Vol. 1 by mark 04/28/2005, 12:32am PDT NEW
    Vol. 3 by FABIO 05/09/2005, 11:29pm PDT NEW
        Thanks! by laudablepuss 05/10/2005, 7:21pm PDT NEW
        suggestions by my$terio 05/10/2005, 9:20pm PDT NEW
        Dark Tower sells for hundreds on ebay? by extarbags 05/12/2005, 4:08pm PDT NEW
            I shot mine full of BBs. Along with all my classic GI Joes. :( NT by laudablepuss 05/13/2005, 11:11am PDT NEW
                I demolished my star wars toys in my sand box or fed them to my guniea pig :( NT by Mischief Maker 05/13/2005, 1:58pm PDT NEW
                    "Putting away childish things" turned out to be a really stupid idea. by laudablepuss 05/13/2005, 4:47pm PDT NEW
            Mine sold for $130 by fabio 05/26/2011, 11:14am PDT NEW
    Arkham Horror: Making Pen & Paper games obsolete by FABIO 02/13/2008, 9:51pm PST NEW
        That should read 1d8 people :( by Erratard 02/13/2008, 10:05pm PST NEW
        Wait'll you discover "How to host a murder mystery!" NT by Mischief Maker 02/13/2008, 10:22pm PST NEW
            ^ roleplaying =( NT by FABIO 02/14/2008, 4:20am PST NEW
        My group hit a bunch of obstacles with Arkham Horror. by Last 05/25/2011, 7:14pm PDT NEW
            Re: My group hit a bunch of obstacles with Arkham Horror. by fabio 05/26/2011, 12:06pm PDT NEW
                My group is having fun now with a play-by-email setup in google docs. by Last 07/27/2011, 9:16pm PDT NEW
    Boardgame roundup: Pandemic, Longshot by Last 05/26/2011, 10:33am PDT NEW
        +1 on Pandemic, it's very fun by Fullofkittens 08/07/2011, 6:14pm PDT NEW
            Apparently the expansion is worth it if you like the core game NT by Lizard_King 08/07/2011, 8:29pm PDT NEW
    Battlestar Galactica by Lizard_King 08/03/2011, 9:09pm PDT NEW
        Re: Battlestar Galactica by fabio 08/04/2011, 12:58am PDT NEW
            Re: Battlestar Galactica by Lizard_King 08/04/2011, 5:41am PDT NEW
                Re: Battlestar Galactica by fabio 08/04/2011, 8:31am PDT NEW
                    Re: Battlestar Galactica by Lizard_King 08/05/2011, 4:32pm PDT NEW
        Tried Exodus by fabio 08/25/2011, 11:52am PDT NEW
    Citadels by Lizard_King 08/04/2011, 6:26am PDT NEW
        Needs the expansion by fabio 08/04/2011, 8:40am PDT NEW
            The expansion comes with every version of the game currently available by Lizard_King 08/05/2011, 4:04pm PDT NEW
    Totally worth it by fabio 08/27/2011, 7:44am PDT NEW
    Cosmic Encounter by NDD 08/28/2011, 5:23pm PDT NEW
        Re: Cosmic Encounter by NDD 08/28/2011, 5:31pm PDT NEW
    The best board game review by fabio 01/24/2012, 8:34pm PST NEW
    War of the Ring by fabio 01/24/2012, 10:09pm PST NEW
    Age of Wonders - Positive! by Last 01/31/2012, 10:29am PST NEW
        *80% to 120% NT by Last 01/31/2012, 10:31am PST NEW
        I liked this one by fabio 01/31/2012, 7:30pm PST NEW
    Review request: REX by fabio 02/24/2012, 5:56am PST NEW
        Haven't played it, but I have no faith in FFG NT by mark 03/13/2012, 8:33pm PDT NEW
            Why's that by fabio 03/14/2012, 5:42am PDT NEW
    Going Cardboard by Souffle of Pain 02/24/2012, 7:10am PST NEW
    Ever wish there was a simplified version of Arkham Horror? by fabio 03/23/2012, 12:41pm PDT NEW
    REX, aka Dune 2.0, aka Cosmic Encounter Obsolescence by fabio 04/12/2012, 8:01pm PDT NEW
        UPDATE: default rules broken, needs fixing NT by fabio 08/23/2012, 8:42am PDT NEW
        Dune got a new edition. Rex is the better game by IPB 04/23/2020, 7:06pm PDT NEW
    Ticket to Ride: Steam edition by fabio 08/23/2012, 8:47am PDT NEW
        How is that different from the boardgame version? by Last 08/23/2012, 9:14am PDT NEW
            Never played the boardgame version by fabio 08/23/2012, 10:49am PDT NEW
                Oh, I have the version set in Europe and they fixed that. by Last 08/23/2012, 1:42pm PDT NEW
                    Great, no one ever plays the other maps online =( NT by fabio 08/23/2012, 5:43pm PDT NEW
    Vassal by fabio 05/04/2013, 2:43pm PDT NEW
    Fucking iPads by fabio 06/11/2013, 3:32am PDT NEW
    Did you want to like Arkham Horror but couldnt? by fabio 12/12/2013, 8:02pm PST NEW
        Thanks, I'll get it. NT by Last 12/13/2013, 8:44am PST NEW
    Alhambra - Positive! Guillotine - Positive! by Last 12/13/2013, 9:00am PST NEW
    board game review: Twin Tin Robots by blackwater 12/13/2013, 10:33pm PST NEW
    Board Games? More like...wait for it...WAIT FOR IT...SNORE-d games! by HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 12/19/2013, 9:54pm PST NEW
        In the land of the video gamer, the board gamer is king by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/19/2013, 10:47pm PST NEW
            I'd invite you over but I only have one game port on my soundbalaster :( NT by PC GAMING FUCK YEAH!! 12/20/2013, 12:29am PST NEW
    Review: Incognito (Board Game) by blackwater 03/24/2014, 12:55am PDT NEW
        Shadow Hunters is fun by fabio 03/24/2014, 1:08am PDT NEW
    Review: Libertalia (board game) by blackwater 06/17/2014, 11:52pm PDT NEW
    Gaming with family by skip 08/04/2016, 7:07am PDT NEW
        Re: Gaming with family by laudablepuss 08/04/2016, 8:45am PDT NEW
            Re: Gaming with family by laudablepuss 08/04/2016, 8:47am PDT NEW
        There is no reason to ever play Ticket to Ride or Dixit by fabio 08/04/2016, 3:56pm PDT NEW
            The reason is that they're great family games by skip 08/04/2016, 5:28pm PDT NEW
                The Pink Panther remake is a great family film! NT by fabio 08/04/2016, 9:48pm PDT NEW
                    Fabio has never had to game with relatives and it really shows. NT by skip 08/05/2016, 6:06am PDT NEW
                        What kind of family get togethers mandate boardgames? by fabio 08/13/2016, 6:16pm PDT NEW
                            The kind where we're inside and just need an activity to do? NT by Picionary < Dixit 08/13/2016, 7:54pm PDT NEW
    Hey this game is coming out with an expansion. Look at the scenario writers by skip 08/13/2016, 7:59am PDT NEW
    GMT games is giving boardgames away to anyone laid off by corona by saltlord 06/29/2020, 8:59am PDT NEW

Coffeebreak games thread because I can't find one by saltlord 06/14/2020, 3:29pm PDT NEW
    Slipways is a tiny space empire builder on PICO-8. by saltlord 06/14/2020, 3:39pm PDT NEW
        Slipways started me on my PICO-8 journey, and is getting an UPGRADE. by pinback 06/15/2020, 11:29am PDT NEW
    How do you define a coffeebreak game? by Mischief Maker 06/14/2020, 6:13pm PDT NEW
        not to be snide, but I'd go with 'something you'd play on a coffee break' by saltlord 06/15/2020, 6:32pm PDT NEW
    This game is great, so far NT by Vested Id 06/14/2020, 6:32pm PDT NEW

Undertale and stuff by Rafiki 05/13/2020, 3:59pm PDT NEW
    Re: Undertale and stuff by Vested Id 05/13/2020, 5:04pm PDT NEW
    Re: Undertale and stuff by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/13/2020, 6:17pm PDT NEW
    Re: Undertale and stuff by IPB 05/13/2020, 9:14pm PDT NEW

Trends in reviews by skip 10/08/2016, 10:16pm PDT NEW
    Agree to the bullet points by Who reviews the reviewers? 10/08/2016, 11:20pm PDT NEW
    Unhealthy Comparisons by James Burke 10/08/2016, 11:57pm PDT NEW
        Are you left handed? NT by Mysterio 10/09/2016, 7:44am PDT NEW
            I haven't had to use either hand since I built my robot, S.H.O.P.V.A.C by James Burke 10/09/2016, 3:03pm PDT NEW
                We should "blank bump" to support posts that we like. I'll start. NT by Mysterio 10/10/2016, 7:57am PDT NEW
    I used to like review scores. I guess I still do. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/10/2016, 8:52pm PDT NEW
        Re: I used to like review scores. I guess I still do. by Mischief Maker 10/10/2016, 9:15pm PDT NEW
            The comptetive multiplayer really drags you in by imagine party babyz 10/10/2016, 10:06pm PDT NEW
            Re: I used to like review scores. I guess I still do. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/11/2016, 3:53pm PDT NEW
                Bouncing Babies wins based on NT by narrative driven action, CGA 10/11/2016, 9:39pm PDT NEW
        There still should be a way to account for multiple reviewers on a site by skip 10/11/2016, 9:37am PDT NEW
        But they don't USE THE WHOLE SCALE like I do! DOES ANYONE STILL CARE ABOUT ME? NT by Tom Chick 10/11/2016, 9:45pm PDT NEW
            No. Shouldn't you be working on your Kickstarter episodes? NT by Everyone 10/11/2016, 9:58pm PDT NEW
                October's MY month, I'm busy jizzing about horror movies no one's seen! NT by Tom Chick 10/11/2016, 11:01pm PDT NEW
    Polygon declares scores are for babies by It's pretty bad 10/02/2018, 5:03pm PDT NEW
        "We'll post less words, by less people, and mostly through listicles by because funding was cut" 10/02/2018, 10:31pm PDT NEW
        Oh man. Every single sentence makes me want to bitch-slap the writer by blackwater 10/03/2018, 5:12pm PDT NEW
        Polygon is in a weird place and is undergoing an identity crisis by IPB 05/04/2020, 3:43pm PDT NEW
            I don't understand how they got famous. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/04/2020, 6:02pm PDT NEW
                Me. Look at this blue check, motherfuckers NT by Ben Kuchera 05/04/2020, 10:03pm PDT NEW
                Only famous in their citation circle by Hecteyes 05/05/2020, 11:22pm PDT NEW

The Last Federation by Mischief Maker 04/27/2020, 4:00pm PDT NEW
    Also: by Mischief Maker 04/27/2020, 4:16pm PDT NEW

Synthetik review by Hey hey people - Sseth here 02/01/2020, 8:02am PST NEW
    Re: Synthetik review by MM 02/01/2020, 8:37am PST NEW
        yeah but nobody read it. NT by Meanwhile: 500k views & climbing 02/01/2020, 2:42pm PST NEW
            Yeah MM how come some guy that does this for a living has more views than a foru by Kenji Carter 02/01/2020, 2:46pm PST NEW
                Hey we gave the forum to MM alone and turns out indie games dont bring the click by Caltrops Marketing Department 02/01/2020, 3:43pm PST NEW
                    I'll endeavor to use the terms like "microagression" more in my future reviews. NT by MM 02/02/2020, 6:00am PST NEW
    Why does he speak all weird? NT by Mr. 3000 02/01/2020, 10:22pm PST NEW
    They've added a "Seth Up" Suitcase turret to the game. NT by Mischief Maker 03/26/2020, 7:05pm PDT NEW

Jimmy Maher writes about Myst by blackwater 02/26/2020, 2:39pm PST NEW
    Re: Jimmy Maher writes about Myst by Pyst Wyzard of Doom 02/27/2020, 10:41pm PST NEW

Papers, Please (I will never trust game reviewers ever again) by Mischief Maker 09/06/2013, 4:12pm PDT NEW
    Re: Papers, Please (I will never trust game reviewers ever again) by WITTGENSTEIN 09/07/2013, 12:16pm PDT NEW
    Can we also get some rage for every shitty free flash game being sold on steam by The Happiness Engine 09/08/2013, 7:51am PDT NEW
    Thank you. My smarter friends bought me a copy of this and thought I'd like it. by fucing newbie 09/08/2013, 10:38pm PDT NEW
    I like this game better when I played it in HIGHLIGHTS MAGAZINE. NT by Worm 12/31/2013, 3:22pm PST NEW
    Themittani.com deserves its own We Love Katamari thread by WITTGENSTEIN 12/31/2013, 4:27pm PST NEW
        Mental soccer moms, you're a fedora NT by best insults of 2013 12/31/2013, 10:19pm PST NEW
    Classic Review that needs to be bumped NT by End Political Spam 02/21/2020, 9:10pm PST NEW

Pentasma by The Warezwolf 02/06/2020, 6:56am PST NEW

5 Mini-reviews for Jonesy to create a Peterson sub-forum by Rey Mysterio Jr. 07/11/2018, 8:18pm PDT NEW
    Excellent! Was that so hard? by Mischief Maker 07/12/2018, 5:14am PDT NEW
        I meant to say I never played Starfleet Battles tabletop. NT by Mischief Maker 07/12/2018, 5:17am PDT NEW
    This was a really nice thing Rey did and I never thanked him. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/20/2020, 11:36am PST NEW

Fictorum by Mischief Maker 09/08/2018, 10:19am PDT NEW
    I'm retracting this old review. 2.0 redeemed Fictorum. by Mischief Maker 12/09/2019, 4:21pm PST NEW
        You son of a bitch. I'm in. NT by HAKEEM THE DREAM 12/09/2019, 4:52pm PST NEW
        Fistobum revisted: 10/10 NT by MORMON WATCH 12/09/2019, 5:05pm PST NEW

Scrabble with family over Canadian Thanksgiving: NEGATIVE! by Jerry Whorebach 10/14/2019, 6:48pm PDT NEW
    Dreadful by Columbus Day for Leafs 10/15/2019, 11:41pm PDT NEW

Mentula Macanus: Apocolocyntosis by Ray Bloody Purchase 10/14/2019, 5:59am PDT NEW

Bee by Ray Bloody Purchase 10/14/2019, 5:53am PDT NEW

Tube Trouble by Ray Bloody Purchase 10/14/2019, 5:52am PDT NEW

My First Stupid Game by Ray Bloody Purchase 10/14/2019, 5:51am PDT NEW

Saturn's Child by Ray Bloody Purchase 10/14/2019, 5:50am PDT NEW

The House on Sycamore Lane by Ray Bloody Purchase 10/14/2019, 5:49am PDT NEW

Enceladus by Ray Bloody Purchase 10/14/2019, 5:48am PDT NEW

You pay me cash money. I make reviews. NT by Guy who is about to get on heroin 09/21/2019, 12:25pm PDT NEW
    Okay but some of us want to know what you'll be doing with the money NT by - 09/21/2019, 4:03pm PDT NEW
    Do we pay you the money first? by Jack Bauer 09/21/2019, 4:10pm PDT NEW

 
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