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X-Morph Defense by Mischief Maker 03/02/2019, 11:37am PST
    There is a demo available on Steam. I played it. Good stuff! NT by pinback 03/02/2019, 1:16pm PST
    This looks rad as hell. by Fullofkittens 03/03/2019, 7:56am PST
        I bought the gog version with all the expansions included. by Mischief Maker 03/03/2019, 8:52am PST
            I did buy this and have been playing it. It's really difficult! by Fullofkittens 04/11/2019, 7:08pm PDT

I'm gonna have to be the one to review Guacamelee, aren't I? NT by Mischief Maker 09/01/2013, 5:51pm PDT
    Someone should, the posters alone are worth a mention. Brings on a Grim Fandango by vibe for some - fucking newbie 12/29/2013, 12:00am PST
        eh, I liked the story in the original Deus Ex by blackwater 12/29/2013, 1:53am PST
            I should've specified I meant HR. The original was outside the window I mentione NT by I was just too lazy to type that 12/29/2013, 3:31am PST
                I liked the story in Human Revolution by blackwater 01/06/2014, 1:39am PST
                    I agree with this by fabio 01/06/2014, 5:59am PST
                    It was a well-executed retread of every cyberpunk game ever. Still a good thing by that it exists - fucking newbie 01/06/2014, 6:25am PST
                    Deus Ex: HR got a pretty good review here by WITTGENSTEIN 01/06/2014, 6:33am PST
        There are many ways to tell a story. In games, words should be your last resort. by Jerry Whorebach 12/29/2013, 2:35am PST
            Do I remember you liking Torment? Speaking of which, you preachy motherfuckers by fucking newbie 12/29/2013, 3:29am PST
            also why isn't it 'do, don't show?' why do rules trump interactive narrative? by fucking newbie 12/29/2013, 3:35am PST
                Jerry hates most fun things and being a shut in gives him an overwrought sense NT by of nostalgia for obsolete shit 12/29/2013, 9:29am PST
                    See, this guy gets me! by Jerry Whorebach 12/29/2013, 10:34pm PST
    Re: I'm gonna have to be the one to review Guacamelee, aren't I? by Lurker 340924 01/07/2014, 6:18pm PST
    I got excited when I heard this was coming to XBLA. by Jerry Whorebach 04/02/2014, 6:44am PDT
        Hi from the future! Aztez turned out really good! by Mischief Maker 12/16/2018, 10:15pm PST
    I finally bought it. It's fantastic! NT by Entropy Stew 12/16/2018, 9:47pm PST

Sunset Overdrive (PC) by Entropy Stew 11/26/2018, 4:20pm PST

Frostpunk by Rey Mysterio Jr. 05/05/2018, 7:37pm PDT
    How's the replay value? by Mischief Maker 05/06/2018, 5:20am PDT
        Order and Faith are basically just aesthetic choices & give different passives by Rey Mysterio Jr. 05/06/2018, 7:49am PDT
    Any new post-honeymoon thoughts now that Endless is added? NT by Mischief Maker 11/25/2018, 9:00pm PST

Speed Brawl: I give up. by Mischief Maker 10/24/2018, 7:53pm PDT
    I Was Getting Gold Medals in Everything Before I Quit NT by The Bill Dungsroman Story 10/24/2018, 9:03pm PDT
        Okay, kid. You defeated me. Now what? NT by Mischief Maker 10/24/2018, 9:08pm PDT

Don't Look Back (spoilers) by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/24/2009, 11:03pm PDT
    Another World remake HD controls are much smoother than the original's. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/24/2009, 11:17pm PDT
    Spoilers by Fussbett 03/24/2009, 11:57pm PDT
    Re: Don't Look Back (spoilers) by Linda 10/08/2018, 6:42pm PDT

Trends in reviews by skip 10/08/2016, 10:16pm PDT
    Agree to the bullet points by Who reviews the reviewers? 10/08/2016, 11:20pm PDT
    Unhealthy Comparisons by James Burke 10/08/2016, 11:57pm PDT
        Are you left handed? NT by Mysterio 10/09/2016, 7:44am PDT
            I haven't had to use either hand since I built my robot, S.H.O.P.V.A.C by James Burke 10/09/2016, 3:03pm PDT
                We should "blank bump" to support posts that we like. I'll start. NT by Mysterio 10/10/2016, 7:57am PDT
    I used to like review scores. I guess I still do. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/10/2016, 8:52pm PDT
        Re: I used to like review scores. I guess I still do. by Mischief Maker 10/10/2016, 9:15pm PDT
            The comptetive multiplayer really drags you in by imagine party babyz 10/10/2016, 10:06pm PDT
            Re: I used to like review scores. I guess I still do. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/11/2016, 3:53pm PDT
                Bouncing Babies wins based on NT by narrative driven action, CGA 10/11/2016, 9:39pm PDT
        There still should be a way to account for multiple reviewers on a site by skip 10/11/2016, 9:37am PDT
        But they don't USE THE WHOLE SCALE like I do! DOES ANYONE STILL CARE ABOUT ME? NT by Tom Chick 10/11/2016, 9:45pm PDT
            No. Shouldn't you be working on your Kickstarter episodes? NT by Everyone 10/11/2016, 9:58pm PDT
                October's MY month, I'm busy jizzing about horror movies no one's seen! NT by Tom Chick 10/11/2016, 11:01pm PDT
    Polygon declares scores are for babies by It's pretty bad 10/02/2018, 5:03pm PDT
        "We'll post less words, by less people, and mostly through listicles by because funding was cut" 10/02/2018, 10:31pm PDT
        Oh man. Every single sentence makes me want to bitch-slap the writer by blackwater 10/03/2018, 5:12pm PDT

Review: Earthbound by blackwater 09/23/2018, 11:33pm PDT

Fictorum by Mischief Maker 09/08/2018, 10:19am PDT

Review Request: Seven the Days Long Gone (before the sale runs out Sunday) NT by Mischief Maker 08/18/2018, 4:16pm PDT

Battletech first impressions by Mischief Maker 04/24/2018, 4:35pm PDT
    Did you even play XCOM? NT by A bloo bloo lost a soldier to RNG 04/24/2018, 7:24pm PDT
    Metacritic is a bunch of crybabies complaining this thing doesn't run on their by potato tablets. 04/24/2018, 8:10pm PDT
        I also think the nonbinary gender pronoun OPTION triggerd the hysterical right. by Mischief Maker 04/26/2018, 2:50pm PDT
            Please tell me this game includes the Warrior H-7 Attack Helicopter NT by Roop 04/26/2018, 6:00pm PDT
                No choppers, just turrets & armored vehicles NT by Rey Mysterio Jr. 04/26/2018, 10:30pm PDT
                    Egregious! NT by Roop 04/27/2018, 10:46am PDT
            Not that I'm paying attention but I don't think the game has called me they once NT by Worm 04/28/2018, 6:57pm PDT
    More thoughts. by Mischief Maker 04/25/2018, 7:42pm PDT
        Options -> Disable Dynamic Attack Camera NT by Problem solved 04/25/2018, 9:07pm PDT
        I think I'm shelving it for now, waiting for a balance pass by Rey Mysterio Jr. 04/26/2018, 9:16am PDT
            Reloaded the game, changed my mind maybe by Rey Mysterio Jr. 04/26/2018, 10:36pm PDT
        Chevrons! by Mischief Maker 04/29/2018, 2:58pm PDT
            The LOS cone also shows optimal and minimum ranges NT by Rey Mysterio Jr. 04/29/2018, 4:17pm PDT
    Okay, I've got a legit complaint. by Mischief Maker 07/08/2018, 6:44am PDT
    I think I figured out what's behind the whole nonbinary gender option. by Mischief Maker 08/18/2018, 4:14pm PDT

Starcrawlers by Oom Shnibble 05/17/2016, 3:47am PDT
    Would you suggest waiting for the full release? NT by Mischief Maker 05/17/2016, 7:01am PDT
        Re: Would you suggest waiting for the full release? by Oom Shnibble 05/17/2016, 12:52pm PDT
            Does it feel like a Roguelite or an actual RPG? NT by MM 05/17/2016, 7:28pm PDT
                Re: Does it feel like a Roguelite or an actual RPG? by Oom Shnibble 05/17/2016, 8:30pm PDT
    You had me at "Sci-fi Legends of Grimrock" NT by Rey Mysterio Jr. 05/30/2016, 4:55pm PDT
    Picked this up from the GOG sale. Here's my first impressions. by Mischief Maker 06/22/2016, 3:45pm PDT
        Hi, MM from the future, here. Press "F" to turn on the flashlight. NT by Mischief Maker 06/22/2018, 5:12pm PDT
    It's out! NT by MM 05/23/2017, 3:36pm PDT
    Just got the evil ending. by Mischief Maker 07/22/2017, 4:35pm PDT
    Hacking DLC is out! by Mischief Maker 06/22/2018, 5:23pm PDT
    It needs a better codex/manual by Rey Mysterio Jr. 07/15/2018, 4:10pm PDT
        When you hire new party members, they spawn at your level, so yes. by Mischief Maker 07/15/2018, 4:39pm PDT
            but do engineers hack consoles? NT by Rey Mysterio Jr. 07/15/2018, 5:22pm PDT
                Not middle tree ones, no. by Mischief Maker 07/15/2018, 5:32pm PDT
                    Correction: open every locked door on the map. by Mischief Maker 07/15/2018, 5:34pm PDT

Review: Spelunky by blackwater 07/15/2018, 12:25pm PDT
    Oh man, this is HARD to come back to after Spelunky HD's smoother controls. NT by Mischief Maker 07/15/2018, 2:59pm PDT

5 Mini-reviews for Jonesy to create a Peterson sub-forum by Rey Mysterio Jr. 07/11/2018, 8:18pm PDT
    Excellent! Was that so hard? by Mischief Maker 07/12/2018, 5:14am PDT
        I meant to say I never played Starfleet Battles tabletop. NT by Mischief Maker 07/12/2018, 5:17am PDT

Bleed 2 by Mischief Maker 05/12/2018, 2:24pm PDT
    I will be getting this immediately. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/12/2018, 10:17pm PDT
        Make sure to try the higher difficulties. BIG difference from normal. NT by Mischief Maker 05/13/2018, 1:38pm PDT
            Got it as part of the Steam Summer Sale. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/23/2018, 12:21am PDT

Wizard of Legend by Entropy Stew 05/19/2018, 11:44pm PDT
    About the mouse... by Mischief Maker 05/20/2018, 5:21am PDT
        I'm not sure what free roaming means in that context by Entropy Stew 05/20/2018, 11:51am PDT
            Just if there's a crosshairs that can be pointed anywhere on screen. by Mischief Maker 05/20/2018, 1:08pm PDT
    This will do nicely as a replacement for the borked Ys VIII port. by Mischief Maker 05/26/2018, 9:05pm PDT
        Oh, that's just until you get good shit that combos well by Entropy Stew 05/28/2018, 7:05pm PDT

Shadowhand might be the best puzzle combat game since Puzzle Quest. by Mischief Maker 05/20/2018, 3:32pm PDT

Tomb of Tyrants by Mischief Maker 05/12/2018, 1:19pm PDT

Neon Chrome by Mischief Maker 05/12/2018, 12:48pm PDT
    The music is really good, but again, Jydge's is better. NT by Mischief Maker 05/12/2018, 12:55pm PDT

Warhammer 40K: Sanctus Reach by Mischief Maker 01/22/2017, 1:52pm PST
    Does it solve the problems Armageddon and Final Liberation had? by fabio 01/23/2017, 12:27am PST
        Looks like yes so far! by Mischief Maker 01/23/2017, 3:01pm PST
    The Sons of Cadia DLC is really fun! by Mischief Maker 11/15/2017, 8:12pm PST
    New Chaos expansion coming out, put in the hands of a shitty livestreamer by Mischief Maker 05/05/2018, 8:20am PDT

Jydge by Mischief Maker 04/21/2018, 11:13am PDT
    Very well, then. I shall purchase it. NT by Ulrachi 04/21/2018, 6:35pm PDT
        I really wouldn't suggest getting it unless it's on sale. by MM 04/21/2018, 8:29pm PDT
            I suspect Ulrachi is a bot. by Kirahu Nagasawa 04/24/2018, 6:22pm PDT

A Hat in Time first impression (The utter failure of gamergate) by Mischief Maker 04/09/2018, 4:05pm PDT
    Yahtzee liked it, hated YL NT by Maybe you just have shit taste 04/09/2018, 4:19pm PDT
        Yahtzee praised Papers Please and Devil May Cry DmC. He has shit taste. NT by Mischief Maker 04/09/2018, 4:21pm PDT
            Yahtzee's favorite porn tags are panty.stuffing and wmaf. Fuck him. NT by Worm 04/11/2018, 6:44am PDT
    O the Youtubers are far worse by Roop 04/09/2018, 9:00pm PDT
        Re: O the Youtubers are far worse by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/09/2018, 9:07pm PDT
            Re: O the Youtubers are far worse by Roop 04/09/2018, 9:27pm PDT
        Lately Caltrops has been for political opinions NT by Balance of Power was a mistake 04/10/2018, 7:28pm PDT
            Good thing threaded subforms means you dont have to click NT by reeeeeeeeeeee 04/10/2018, 7:31pm PDT
                Hi! NT by Front Page Recent Posts RSS Feed 04/10/2018, 7:56pm PDT
        Holy shit, got a link to that OMM era LA Times article about game "journalists"? by Curious 04/10/2018, 10:26pm PDT
            All I found so far is an article about the 90s precursors to Youtubers by Curious 04/10/2018, 10:58pm PDT
            http://articles.latimes.com/2002/apr/08/news/mn-36775 NT by Roop 04/21/2018, 4:29pm PDT

Heat Signature is fucking addictive by Mischief Maker 10/04/2017, 5:28pm PDT
    It also has the best trailer since Volgarr by Mischief Maker 10/04/2017, 5:55pm PDT
        Airlock Kickers NT by Fullofkittens 10/04/2017, 6:29pm PDT
        Re: It also has the best trailer since Volgarr by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/19/2018, 9:26pm PST
    Four months later and I'm still playing this game. by Mischief Maker 02/19/2018, 9:12pm PST
        Questions by Fullofkittens 02/21/2018, 11:17am PST
            Answers by Mischief Maker 02/21/2018, 4:50pm PST
                Now also fully addicted, thank you for the recommendation by Fullofkittens 04/09/2018, 6:17am PDT

Review request: Furi by fabio 03/15/2017, 12:46pm PDT
    It's not DMC. More like Hyper Light Drifter, The Red Star, and Punch Out! by Mischief Maker 02/16/2018, 9:22pm PST
    https://gleam.io/qHFFm/razer-game-store-furi-giveaway NT by Free Game Patrol Team 04/05/2018, 10:00am PDT

We are living in a stagnant age of gaming akin to the Atari Crash by Change my mind. 04/04/2018, 8:43pm PDT
    I spend my time chasing app whores NT by The most dangerous etc etc 04/04/2018, 9:10pm PDT

Synthetik (aka. SHOO-KLOX the game) by Mischief Maker 04/03/2018, 9:36pm PDT

Review Request: Shroud of the Avatar by Who's dumb enough to buy it? 04/03/2018, 9:33pm PDT

Into the Breach is excellent. Easily worth the $15. by Mischief Maker 03/01/2018, 8:23pm PST
    Re: Into the Breach is excellent. Easily worth the $15. by Chillum 03/02/2018, 9:10pm PST

Ys Seven first impressions by Mischief Maker 09/02/2017, 5:17pm PDT
    VIII? NT by Roman Numeral Guy 09/02/2017, 7:02pm PDT
        That comes out on the 12th. by Mischief Maker 09/02/2017, 7:05pm PDT
            Ha ha! How foolish I was back then. It's coming out in 2029 at this rate. NT by MM 02/21/2018, 8:40pm PST
    After the Honeymoon... by Mischief Maker 12/31/2017, 6:59pm PST
    How do I, the player, pronounce this? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/21/2018, 8:13pm PST
        "ease" by MM 02/21/2018, 8:20pm PST

Subnautica by Roop 01/24/2018, 5:13pm PST
    So many reviews said this is what No Man's Sky should have been. NT by Mischief Maker 01/24/2018, 6:06pm PST
        At least I got a refund this time, so a happy ending NT by Roop 01/25/2018, 1:08am PST

Has Been Heroes any good? NT by fabio 12/31/2017, 4:55pm PST

Indie shit by fabio 12/04/2017, 7:44pm PST
    Satellite Reign by Mischief Maker 12/04/2017, 8:14pm PST
        Just buy Cryptark already NT by fabio 12/04/2017, 9:35pm PST
            also Satellite Reign forces you to install and use GOG Galaxy by fabio 12/04/2017, 9:35pm PST
                Choose "Classic Installers" in the "More" tab. NT by MM 12/04/2017, 10:00pm PST
            I thought you didn't like it. NT by MM 12/04/2017, 9:59pm PST
                It's decent by fabio 12/04/2017, 10:53pm PST
        Satellite Reign is great, you jaded fucks just hate everything. NT by Case 12/05/2017, 9:02am PST
            Cum is great, you jaded fucks just haven't gotten the taste for it yet. by You're a child. 12/05/2017, 9:43am PST
                Re: Cum is great, you jaded fucks just haven't gotten the taste for it yet. by Case 12/05/2017, 11:48am PST
    Tooth and Tail by fabio 12/05/2017, 6:52am PST
        this Steam review expands by fabio 12/05/2017, 8:22pm PST
    Nyheim by fabio 12/06/2017, 1:02am PST
    The Swapper by fabio 12/07/2017, 3:02am PST

Nine Parchments... bleeeeh. by Mischief Maker 12/06/2017, 6:22pm PST

Rimworld beta release requires pile of mods to manage annoying features by Saltlord 12/03/2017, 12:11pm PST
    Indie development is terrible. A bunch of half-assed features that all fuck you NT by and then you have to fix it yoursel 12/03/2017, 4:18pm PST
        Same for AAA games. Half the mods for Tropico 5 are for annoying, broken shit. NT by Saltlord 12/03/2017, 6:28pm PST

Stick Fight: The Game (Positive) by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/26/2017, 2:57pm PST

Lawbreakers: Negative by Everyone on Steam plus ES 09/11/2017, 10:13pm PDT
    Sounds like an Overwatch ripoff by Rey Mysterio Jr. 09/12/2017, 6:52am PDT
        It's been in development for a billion years NT by Entropy Stew 09/12/2017, 6:35pm PDT
            This game is CliffyB's Daikatana by Rey Mysterio Jr. 11/22/2017, 10:15pm PST

Megaton Rainfall first impressions by Mischief Maker 11/17/2017, 4:48pm PST

Destiny 2: baby's first mmofps. You will stop playing in a week NT by Avoid if you're not a retard 11/09/2017, 9:50am PST
    Ah, however, it is a fine application for testing if I am a retard. NT by Judge Barry 11/09/2017, 7:48pm PST

Starpoint Gemini Warlords first impressions by Mischief Maker 10/07/2017, 7:06pm PDT
    I don't know, Mischief. I bought Smugglers 3 and that ate ass NT by Hmmm 10/13/2017, 8:26am PDT
        Well the sale's over anyway. by Mischief Maker 10/13/2017, 9:44am PDT
    Final thoughts: skip it. by Mischief Maker 11/08/2017, 6:26am PST

Space Pirates and Zombies 2 first impressions by Mischief Maker 11/07/2017, 8:53pm PST

Shadow of War by Rey Mysterio Jr. 10/16/2017, 9:56pm PDT

Jonsey review requests: Stories Untold and Stasis NT by fabio 10/06/2017, 7:20pm PDT
    Will try to run through these next week. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/12/2017, 8:16pm PDT

I just realized there's a much simpler way to review Thea: The Awakening. by Mischief Maker 05/17/2017, 9:53am PDT
    The interface and tutorial are atrocious by fabio 09/18/2017, 7:22pm PDT
        I'm not getting the X-com vibe either by fabio 09/18/2017, 7:57pm PDT
        Yes, tutorial and documentation are the worst part of the game. by Mischief Maker 09/18/2017, 8:24pm PDT
            (You can quit the game early from the score screen and still keep the God XP) NT by Mischief Maker 09/18/2017, 8:29pm PDT
            I am looking forward to giving it another try tonight by fabio 09/19/2017, 7:51am PDT
                More tips: by Mischief Maker 09/19/2017, 3:02pm PDT
                    By spears you mean staff/pikes? NT by fabio 09/19/2017, 7:15pm PDT
                        Pikes, yes. Skip staffs entirely. NT by Mischief Maker 09/19/2017, 7:43pm PDT
                            I got a pretty sweet spear! by fabio 09/19/2017, 8:24pm PDT
                alright, I'm done by fabio 09/23/2017, 11:27am PDT
                    Fair enough. It's the core idea that I love about it. NT by Mischief Maker 09/23/2017, 12:23pm PDT
                        Oh fuck it I tried it again by fabio 10/02/2017, 9:05pm PDT
                    That was my takeaway too NT by skip 09/23/2017, 6:16pm PDT
                        Plus its insistence on obfuscating everything by fabio 09/24/2017, 10:54pm PDT
    How fucking dare you liken X-Com to a card game by Entropy Stew 09/18/2017, 8:23pm PDT
        We never got a 3DO in every room, but we got Arcomage in every RPG. NT by Trip Hawkins 09/18/2017, 9:22pm PDT

 
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