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Click to see what I thought of stupid Mass Effect in this Negative Review by Jerry Whorebach 10/16/2009, 4:59pm PDT
    75% of your review is meaningless, the other 25% maybe less meaningless NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/16/2009, 5:57pm PDT
        Under the Troll mask hides a fanboy. NT by Mischief Maker 10/16/2009, 7:14pm PDT
            extremely HOMOtional people call everyone else trolls NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/16/2009, 8:04pm PDT
                I pull Jsoh out of the fanboy closet and now he's making freudian slips. NT by Mischief Maker 10/16/2009, 8:25pm PDT
                    I could never admit that I was a fanboy about games I love by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/16/2009, 9:48pm PDT
                        Cue faggy spazzing out ... oh wait it already happened NT by Worm 10/17/2009, 6:41am PDT
                            Looks like wrom just came in from downtown. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 10/17/2009, 9:36am PDT
                            wrom is reading off his own cues to us, that's so interesting NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/17/2009, 7:13pm PDT
                                fag NT by Worm 10/18/2009, 10:23am PDT
                        Watch your tone. NT by Dick Clownshoes 01/07/2020, 1:27pm PST
    If Jerry can't lose his virginity in Mass Effect, what's left? by FABIO 10/16/2009, 6:52pm PDT
        I thought I came pretty close with Dr. Chakwas by Jerry Whorebach 10/16/2009, 8:07pm PDT
            I quit the FBI to get back to the medicine field NT by Dr. Chakwas 10/16/2009, 9:54pm PDT
            Actually, Jerry, I think you did just lose your virginity! by Mr. Helper 10/17/2009, 7:55am PDT
    This game is rated NF for NOT FOR FAGGOTS NT by You missed that on the box :( 10/16/2009, 8:55pm PDT
    it's still better than MMOs. *plays MMOs* NT by up with pod people 10/17/2009, 9:23am PDT
        Hey pod people I quit Aion =( It's not Aion, it's me by Fortinbras 10/17/2009, 9:38am PDT
            you quitter you (still level 15, puttering intermittently) NT by up with pod people 10/17/2009, 7:01pm PDT
                I once played lineage 2 for about 15 million hours in perceptual time by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/17/2009, 7:12pm PDT
    Caltrops' worst posters badmouthing the best. ICJ front page this great review NT by Laslo 10/18/2009, 1:40pm PDT
        It's got something for everyone. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/18/2009, 2:06pm PDT
        jw does a lot of pointless badmouthing, yes by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/18/2009, 11:01pm PDT
    Re: Click to see what I thought of stupid Mass Effect in this Negative Review by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/18/2009, 1:49pm PDT
        I've said all I care to about Mass Effect, threatening me with Braid by isn't going to change that. 10/18/2009, 4:48pm PDT
            I can love things without caring necessarily whether other people love them. by up with pod people 10/18/2009, 7:13pm PDT
            Re: I've said all I care to about Mass Effect, threatening me with Braid by FABIO 10/18/2009, 8:38pm PDT
                I went ahead and looked him up on the Star Wars wikipedia. by Jerry Whorebach 10/19/2009, 1:48am PDT
            pod people's review is better. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 10/19/2009, 7:11am PDT
                it was less a review and more a deep examination of my zombie problem. ;( by up with pod people 10/19/2009, 8:56am PDT

anyone know how well the pc version stacks up against the xbawks version? by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 1:57pm PST
    It doesn't matter you're not buying it. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 2:01pm PST
        I mean really if you want to get some of these games it's best to wait for one o by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 2:02pm PST
            Jsoh I forbid you to buy that game NOOO DAD WHY WONT YOU LET ME BEEEEEE NT by Fortinbras 02/04/2009, 2:07pm PST
                He's one step closer to the edge and he's about to break. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 2:08pm PST
                    I HATE YOU DAD (DOOR SLAM) NT by Fortinbras 02/04/2009, 2:59pm PST
    hm well that's really interesting but how about the questions I asked NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 4:20pm PST
        The only guy without a 360 here is Mischief Maker, so outlook is dim. NT by Worm 02/04/2009, 4:29pm PST
            Why would anyone not have a 360 what's wrong with them. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 4:39pm PST
                I don't have a 360 because then I'd have to get a TV (PSH!) NT by Hans Clastorp 02/04/2009, 4:46pm PST
                    Or you could get a 360 VGA cable. NT by McMoo 02/05/2009, 2:15pm PST
                PC has easy piracy, modding. NT by 360 has RRoD and Windows Live 02/04/2009, 4:52pm PST
                    already tried to pirate it but it's locked up tight NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 5:28pm PST
                        am i being trolled here? NT by ruggles 02/04/2009, 5:34pm PST
                            Who isn't? 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 5:36pm PST
                                haha NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/04/2009, 6:04pm PST
                    also modding usually requires patches which means you can't mod pirated games NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 5:31pm PST
                        So you understand that developers can't keep their games from being cracked... by Last 02/04/2009, 7:49pm PST
                            or I could pay $20 for a legit copy which is cheap considering how much fun it i NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 8:00pm PST
                                Maybe you could buy two copies of the game you already own, and gift it. NT by SHARE THE GREATNESS 02/04/2009, 8:09pm PST
                                    I actually gifted Jso a game on Steam like last month or something. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 8:13pm PST
                            Game pirating is not penny arcade (it doesn't need your "help"). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 8:02pm PST
                            Ha ha two guys so clearly in the wrong that they skid out trying to change the s NT by Last 02/04/2009, 8:07pm PST
                                Jso even used just talking about Mass Effect to troll this nub. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 8:08pm PST
                                    I accidentally trolled him by just stating simple facts, I guess he can't handle NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 8:15pm PST
                                        He was trolled just by the premise of discussion of differences between the PC a by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 8:20pm PST
                                            perhaps he is projecting his (her?) personal issues about piracy on anyone who b NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 8:24pm PST
                                                He definitely seems infuriated over you NOT pirating a game. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 8:31pm PST
                                                    he's infuriated that we live in the real world where real people live and work by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 8:41pm PST
                                                        I have only had but one prayer lord make my enemies ridiculous AND SO HE DID by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 8:42pm PST
                                                        "work"?! Now I'M getting trolled! NT by Fussbett 02/04/2009, 8:44pm PST
                                                            Re: "work"?! Now I'M getting trolled! by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 8:57pm PST
                                                        How retarded do you have to be to be bad a warezing .... oh wait. NT by Worm 02/04/2009, 8:57pm PST
                                                            Even wromg joins in on being offended at not pirating. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 9:00pm PST
                                                                He's buying a game he likes twice, this is neogaf shit. Consider my keyboard fli by Worm 02/04/2009, 9:03pm PST
                                                                    Shooting games control better on the PC. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 9:07pm PST
                                                                        Well he hasn't because his wife took away the EBT card you mean. NT by Worm 02/04/2009, 9:09pm PST
                                                                            Yeap, the wife is gonna be awful glad to see the me. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 9:12pm PST
                                                                        wroms life is a soulless husk and he is such a deadbeat he doesn't grasp the ide NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 10:00pm PST
                                                                            I have had but one prayer lord make oh I did that already. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 10:04pm PST
                                                                    grats to last at getting wromg on your side clearly this is a HUGE victory for t NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 10:14pm PST
                                                                        This is a huge victory for the good guys I lied I cheated I'm an accessory to mu NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 10:15pm PST
                                                                            Please, just fucking shut up. NT by Observer Troll 02/05/2009, 5:51am PST
                                                                                the recent flair up of cable bros trolling is overcompensation due to their humi by Dr. Sbaitso 02/05/2009, 12:01pm PST
                                                                                    You meant NT by undercompensation. 02/05/2009, 12:03pm PST
                                                                                        ??? by Dr. Sbaitso 02/05/2009, 12:07pm PST
                                                                                            The trolls are coming from inside your post. NT by ??? 02/05/2009, 12:08pm PST
                                                                                                Come on, don't be retarded by Dr. Sbaitso 02/05/2009, 1:15pm PST
                                                                                                    wrom can't dispute a single one of our points, so he disputes his own NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/05/2009, 1:17pm PST
                                                                                                        Is one of your points that you're NOT the neogaf cocksucking version of jhoh? NT by Worm 02/05/2009, 2:33pm PST
                                                                                                            I feel so bad for wrom's armrests (lawl as if he even has a computer chair). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/05/2009, 3:18pm PST
                                                                                    "Trolling." by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/05/2009, 3:20pm PST
                                                                                        you are totally correct AGAIN brother this calls for a high 5 or even a high 10 NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/05/2009, 3:21pm PST
                                                                                            high 11, pull down your pants brother NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/05/2009, 3:25pm PST
                                                                                            We got knowledge and other suckas lack it. 8) by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/05/2009, 4:19pm PST
                                                        Jso Cable: A Real, Hard-Working Liver of Life! NT by Observer Troll 02/05/2009, 5:50am PST
                    Hahaha yeah computers never have problems like RRoDs! NT by BSoDs, CTDs, hangs, driver issues 02/04/2009, 5:59pm PST
                        good point (do you see what I have to endure?) NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 7:31pm PST
                        When my PC game crashes I don't have to buy another PC or spend weeks waiting NT by Last 02/04/2009, 7:55pm PST
                            Yeah you just have to troubleshoot it yourself or give up. NT by Fussbett 02/04/2009, 8:42pm PST
                                I guess I should sell my car, I can't fix that shit myself and it needs constant NT by service 02/05/2009, 7:35am PST
                                    I can't EVEN tell if this argument is pro-PC or anti-PC by Fussbett 02/05/2009, 3:13pm PST
                                        Actually I can imagine XBOX LIVE as a shitty, unsanitary subway car NT by Fortinbras 02/05/2009, 3:31pm PST
                                        or like having the most awesome neighbor ever! NT by got twenty bucks? paypal to i<3craq 02/05/2009, 3:32pm PST
                PCs have backwards compatibility. NT by Mischief Maker 02/05/2009, 2:17pm PST
                    Haha, seriously? Is this a troll? The weakest PC gaming point of all. by Fussbett 02/05/2009, 2:54pm PST
                        The PS3 doesn't have backwards compatibility, and the 360 is limited. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/05/2009, 3:09pm PST
                            You can buy SNES games on the Wii, I guess that makes it backwards compatible? NT by Fortinbras 02/05/2009, 3:13pm PST
                                The Wii plays Gamecube discs and will run many a rom. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/05/2009, 3:21pm PST
                                You can also put GameCube discs into the drive. Does that count? NT by Fussbett 02/05/2009, 3:22pm PST
                                    I tried that once but it spat it back out at me. My mistake! NT by Fortinbras 02/05/2009, 3:33pm PST
                                        That means you put it in upside down (durrrrr). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/05/2009, 4:21pm PST
                            OK, they removed the PS3 backward compatibilty. by Fussbett 02/05/2009, 3:19pm PST
        unfortunatly no one could even answer my question, guess it was asking too much by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 10:29pm PST
            wrom will not help you plant your corn but he will help eat it FAT CHANCE 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 10:58pm PST
    Both versions suck. NT by Mysterio Prime 07/17/2019, 5:47am PDT

Someone doesn't like Mass Effect? It must be a mistake. by Jerry Whorebach 01/02/2008, 7:28pm PST
    Displaying some back-bone I.E. Juevos NT by Fortinbras 01/02/2008, 7:37pm PST
        Takahashi strikes back! by Jerry Whorebach 01/02/2008, 7:52pm PST
            Re: Takahashi strikes back! by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/02/2008, 8:28pm PST
                Careful! Maybe you need to step back and examine the logic of your argument... by Jerry Whorebach 01/02/2008, 9:16pm PST
                My new policy is to review video games and charities. by Fussbett 01/02/2008, 11:18pm PST
    David Cross explains his reversal on NOT being in Alvin and the Chipmunks. by Fussbett 01/02/2008, 11:56pm PST
        I feel safe (in a cage) in New York Citay. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/03/2008, 3:38am PST
        He says that he was in the movie, and got shit for it (from Patton Oswalt). by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/03/2008, 4:02am PST
            Patton responds. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/03/2008, 4:11am PST
                Bonus points for the Buckley-Vidal reference by Lizard_King 01/03/2008, 11:26am PST
                    Re: Bonus points for the Buckley-Vidal reference by Reichsminister Doktor Goebbels 01/05/2008, 4:11pm PST
            Oh wait his reversal on not being in it, so yeah he was in it. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/03/2008, 4:27am PST
                You reversed your position on (the) Mass Effect (forum) like so much Dean Takaha NT by Fussbett 01/04/2008, 5:12pm PST
        Re: David Cross explains his reversal on NOT being in Alvin and the Chipmunks. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/05/2008, 3:12pm PST
    By the way, Ebert HAS reviewed movies he's only partially seen. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/03/2008, 4:23am PST
        I never get sick of that. NT by Fussbett 01/03/2008, 8:34am PST
    quarter to three NT by Grumah 01/03/2008, 9:05am PST
    So which movie review did Ebert lie about? by angel of death 09/05/2017, 12:51pm PDT

Mass Effect Andromeda Post Mortem by Kotaku by Rey Mysterio Jr. 06/17/2017, 3:10pm PDT

Hee Haw: The Next Generation by Manveer Heir 03/18/2017, 7:36am PDT
    How does no one focus on the fact she looks to her left while hitting the Krogan by Worm 03/18/2017, 12:27pm PDT
        Polished turd by Smellectronic Farts 03/18/2017, 1:09pm PDT
            The female Ryder MAY be the ugliest player-character in the past ten years by Manveer Heir 03/18/2017, 1:50pm PDT
                BioWare takes a stand against Unrealistic Beauty Standards... NT by ...with a fucking vengeance. 03/20/2017, 2:06am PDT
                put a wig on the male Ryder and he'd be a better looking woman NT by Eurotrash 03/24/2017, 11:53pm PDT
                This is the worst-looking game I've ever seen in my life. by Mysterio Lollerson 03/25/2017, 11:08am PDT
                    what, you don't like building gay relationships between ugly ass characters? by Eurotrash 03/25/2017, 2:17pm PDT
                        anybody who doesn't like it is obviously a melanin deficient SPACE OBOE-PHONE NT by Gas Infect: Androgyne 03/25/2017, 3:52pm PDT
                They intentionally uglied up all the women by Pullman for Paxton 03/25/2017, 3:34pm PDT
                    Somebody suggested this was all calculated by and I couldn't possibly understand 03/25/2017, 3:45pm PDT
                        If you don't want to cater to young men don't use a 22 year old protag. by Worm 03/25/2017, 4:25pm PDT
                    This is the dumbest conspiracy theory ever, because it assumes the developers of by Mass Effect could have done better. 03/25/2017, 5:16pm PDT
                        How did I manage not to fuck it up then? NT by Witcher 3 03/25/2017, 5:35pm PDT
                            Fuck that, how did WE manage not to fugly up all the bitches? NT by Mass Effects 1-3 03/25/2017, 5:54pm PDT
                                I can't believe I have to explain why Mass Effect still sucks. by Especially compared to other games! 03/25/2017, 9:05pm PDT
                                    Oh snap, did Guardians of the Galaxy steal its dance-off scene from Mass Effect? NT by Somebody get Brian Cronin on it. 03/25/2017, 9:37pm PDT
                                    Yeah but it's Current Year, they should have better animations NT by John Oliver 03/26/2017, 1:07am PDT
                                    I had objectively better looking chicks than Andromeda by Mass Effects 1-3 03/26/2017, 6:03am PDT
                                        I'm trying to explain to you why the one 82% of players pick looks cuter. by You can't hear me over the memes. 03/26/2017, 7:23am PDT
                                            Give it up Jerry. Nobody cared about your Seinfeld jokes about Fallout 3 either NT by What's the deal with char creation? 03/26/2017, 9:14am PDT
                                                shoo, cunt. NT by Mysterio 03/26/2017, 9:52am PDT
                                                    I'm as impressed by Jerry's autism as anyone but a hot take is still a hot take NT by Next on Caltrops: FF7, overrated? 03/26/2017, 10:00am PDT
                                                        You're incredibly bad at this. NT by Mysterio 03/26/2017, 12:02pm PDT
                                            just say skeleton or rigging, it would save you several posts NT by Shrek funnier than skirt clipping 03/26/2017, 11:38am PDT
                                                Now the anonyfags are turning on Jerry?! NT by Mischief Maker 03/26/2017, 5:20pm PDT
                                                    Praise and scorn when appropriate NT by ghost of Tom Chick's sister 03/26/2017, 5:44pm PDT
                                                        Tom Chick's sister is still alive, dummy. NT by I'm looking at her right now. 03/26/2017, 6:17pm PDT
                                                    Mark --deep inhale-- NT by VANDERLOO 03/26/2017, 5:45pm PDT
                                                    It's not our fault Jerry keeps hammering the "I saw Bioshock's plot on Batman!" NT by bit and can't get new ones 03/26/2017, 6:52pm PDT
                                                        He should change his name to BatmanShock, and then change it to Old News because NT by we are over him like a cloud city. 03/26/2017, 7:05pm PDT
                                                        Literally not him that referenced it, but ok. NT by Creedo 03/26/2017, 8:23pm PDT
                                    if they can't blame SJWs then they won't have anything to talk about in NT by their youtube screeds 03/26/2017, 6:48am PDT
                    Interview with Injustice artist may shed some light on this 9/11-type disaster. by Thanks, games journalism. 05/21/2017, 4:34pm PDT
    Why would you ever try to animate Krogan fist fighting? by Worm 03/25/2017, 4:27pm PDT
        At least use better sound effects that don't sound like nails tapping on a table NT by skip 03/25/2017, 8:48pm PDT
    Here's a nice one by Eurotrash 03/26/2017, 2:31pm PDT
        Squat dashing to download this on Origin(tm) today! NT by I am t-posed but must walk cycle 03/26/2017, 3:14pm PDT
        2:35 to 3:10, jesus christ NT by Vested Id 03/27/2017, 3:15am PDT
            "Sorry, my face is tired" already selling t-shirts NT by Vested Id 03/27/2017, 3:32am PDT
    here's dunkey's review by Eurotrash 03/27/2017, 1:35pm PDT

Andromeda officially killed the franchise. Amazing. by Manveer Heir 05/11/2017, 4:14pm PDT

Ex-Mass Effect dev dishes on why the facial animations are bad by Rey Mysterio Jr. 03/25/2017, 4:33pm PDT
    But algo and ml will solve for everything, says software architect NT by lmao! 03/26/2017, 11:43am PDT

Alright, let's play some ANDROME--- Xbox Live down. NT by pinback 03/21/2017, 11:45am PDT
    It's ok that it's a piece of shit! by shacknews.com 03/21/2017, 3:14pm PDT
        What if I told you by Oom Shnibble 03/21/2017, 5:51pm PDT

New Mass Effect is shit according to RPS by skip 03/14/2017, 9:08pm PDT
    So long and thanks for all the Renegade points NT by Worm 03/14/2017, 9:52pm PDT
    They were all this terrible. Glad Walker can finally recognize that. NT by Mysterious Stranger 03/14/2017, 11:07pm PDT
    ahhahahahhaahahahahahahahahaha NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/14/2017, 11:10pm PDT
    Re: New Mass Effect is shit according to RPS by Oom Shnibble 03/15/2017, 12:54am PDT
        Re: New Mass Effect is shit according to RPS by Kenny Mayne 03/15/2017, 9:10am PDT
            Desecration of corpses in war isn't always a hack job. by Oom Shnibble 03/15/2017, 5:19pm PDT
    Bioware is a strong argument for less women in game development NT by also Uncharted 03/15/2017, 10:33am PDT
        Not getting it. Explain to me. It's mostly men making that shit. NT by Daniel 03/15/2017, 2:23pm PDT
            When you gonna post your address, Danny boy? NT by Internet Tough Guy patrol 03/15/2017, 4:17pm PDT
                I will no longer be replying to my trolls. NT by Daniel 03/15/2017, 7:21pm PDT
                    (deep breath) FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NT by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG 03/15/2017, 9:08pm PDT
            Point out all the men that Bioware hired from pansexual slash fan fiction forums NT by Go! 03/15/2017, 6:26pm PDT
                You could point out all those men with one hand slapping a woman in the mouth. NT by Garak Cunt-Killer 03/15/2017, 7:35pm PDT
                    I use to love Mass Effect before it fell to the slags. by Garak Cunt-Killer 03/15/2017, 8:30pm PDT
                        This could be you, Daniel by but you playin 03/15/2017, 11:14pm PDT
                            Not impressed. NT by Daniel 03/17/2017, 8:11pm PDT
    You can't know how jazzed I was when you showed up by skip 03/15/2017, 6:12pm PDT
    A few people have been suggesting all the t poses and weird faces are plants by Worm 03/17/2017, 10:43pm PDT
    It's only March and this could be the biggest gaming clusterfuck of the year by skip 03/18/2017, 1:42pm PDT
        Maybe the chick is using Psionics or whatever it's called in that .GIF by mike williams usgamer 03/20/2017, 2:17am PDT
        lazy/bad motion capture stunt work or poor use of the captured data by Eurotrash 03/20/2017, 2:43pm PDT
            Shouldn't AAA developers have a library of standard animations by Oom Shnibble 03/20/2017, 3:34pm PDT

Manveer Heir quit after the game went gold by Manveer Heir 03/18/2017, 1:56pm PDT
    I knew he was trouble when they found explosives hidden in his name. by Garak Cunt-Killer 03/18/2017, 2:40pm PDT

 
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