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New Mass Effect is shit according to RPS by skip 03/14/2017, 9:08pm PDT
    So long and thanks for all the Renegade points NT by Worm 03/14/2017, 9:52pm PDT
    They were all this terrible. Glad Walker can finally recognize that. NT by Mysterious Stranger 03/14/2017, 11:07pm PDT
    ahhahahahhaahahahahahahahahaha NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/14/2017, 11:10pm PDT
    Re: New Mass Effect is shit according to RPS by Oom Shnibble 03/15/2017, 12:54am PDT
        Re: New Mass Effect is shit according to RPS by Kenny Mayne 03/15/2017, 9:10am PDT
            Desecration of corpses in war isn't always a hack job. by Oom Shnibble 03/15/2017, 5:19pm PDT
    Bioware is a strong argument for less women in game development NT by also Uncharted 03/15/2017, 10:33am PDT
        Not getting it. Explain to me. It's mostly men making that shit. NT by Daniel 03/15/2017, 2:23pm PDT
            When you gonna post your address, Danny boy? NT by Internet Tough Guy patrol 03/15/2017, 4:17pm PDT
                I will no longer be replying to my trolls. NT by Daniel 03/15/2017, 7:21pm PDT
                    (deep breath) FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NT by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG 03/15/2017, 9:08pm PDT
                        Re: (deep breath) FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA by REEEE 06/02/2021, 9:03am PDT
            Point out all the men that Bioware hired from pansexual slash fan fiction forums NT by Go! 03/15/2017, 6:26pm PDT
                You could point out all those men with one hand slapping a woman in the mouth. NT by Garak Cunt-Killer 03/15/2017, 7:35pm PDT
                    I use to love Mass Effect before it fell to the slags. by Garak Cunt-Killer 03/15/2017, 8:30pm PDT
                        This could be you, Daniel by but you playin 03/15/2017, 11:14pm PDT
                            Not impressed. NT by Daniel 03/17/2017, 8:11pm PDT
    You can't know how jazzed I was when you showed up by skip 03/15/2017, 6:12pm PDT
    A few people have been suggesting all the t poses and weird faces are plants by Worm 03/17/2017, 10:43pm PDT
    It's only March and this could be the biggest gaming clusterfuck of the year by skip 03/18/2017, 1:42pm PDT
        Maybe the chick is using Psionics or whatever it's called in that .GIF by mike williams usgamer 03/20/2017, 2:17am PDT
        lazy/bad motion capture stunt work or poor use of the captured data by Eurotrash 03/20/2017, 2:43pm PDT
            Shouldn't AAA developers have a library of standard animations by Oom Shnibble 03/20/2017, 3:34pm PDT

Click to see what I thought of stupid Mass Effect in this Negative Review by Jerry Whorebach 10/16/2009, 4:59pm PDT
    75% of your review is meaningless, the other 25% maybe less meaningless NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/16/2009, 5:57pm PDT
        Under the Troll mask hides a fanboy. NT by Mischief Maker 10/16/2009, 7:14pm PDT
            extremely HOMOtional people call everyone else trolls NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/16/2009, 8:04pm PDT
                I pull Jsoh out of the fanboy closet and now he's making freudian slips. NT by Mischief Maker 10/16/2009, 8:25pm PDT
                    I could never admit that I was a fanboy about games I love by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/16/2009, 9:48pm PDT
                        Cue faggy spazzing out ... oh wait it already happened NT by Worm 10/17/2009, 6:41am PDT
                            Looks like wrom just came in from downtown. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 10/17/2009, 9:36am PDT
                            wrom is reading off his own cues to us, that's so interesting NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/17/2009, 7:13pm PDT
                                fag NT by Worm 10/18/2009, 10:23am PDT
                        Watch your tone. NT by Dick Clownshoes 01/07/2020, 1:27pm PST
    If Jerry can't lose his virginity in Mass Effect, what's left? by FABIO 10/16/2009, 6:52pm PDT
        I thought I came pretty close with Dr. Chakwas by Jerry Whorebach 10/16/2009, 8:07pm PDT
            I quit the FBI to get back to the medicine field NT by Dr. Chakwas 10/16/2009, 9:54pm PDT
            Actually, Jerry, I think you did just lose your virginity! by Mr. Helper 10/17/2009, 7:55am PDT
    This game is rated NF for NOT FOR FAGGOTS NT by You missed that on the box :( 10/16/2009, 8:55pm PDT
    it's still better than MMOs. *plays MMOs* NT by up with pod people 10/17/2009, 9:23am PDT
        Hey pod people I quit Aion =( It's not Aion, it's me by Fortinbras 10/17/2009, 9:38am PDT
            you quitter you (still level 15, puttering intermittently) NT by up with pod people 10/17/2009, 7:01pm PDT
                I once played lineage 2 for about 15 million hours in perceptual time by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/17/2009, 7:12pm PDT
    Caltrops' worst posters badmouthing the best. ICJ front page this great review NT by Laslo 10/18/2009, 1:40pm PDT
        It's got something for everyone. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/18/2009, 2:06pm PDT
        jw does a lot of pointless badmouthing, yes by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/18/2009, 11:01pm PDT
    Re: Click to see what I thought of stupid Mass Effect in this Negative Review by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/18/2009, 1:49pm PDT
        I've said all I care to about Mass Effect, threatening me with Braid by isn't going to change that. 10/18/2009, 4:48pm PDT
            I can love things without caring necessarily whether other people love them. by up with pod people 10/18/2009, 7:13pm PDT
            Re: I've said all I care to about Mass Effect, threatening me with Braid by FABIO 10/18/2009, 8:38pm PDT
                I went ahead and looked him up on the Star Wars wikipedia. by Jerry Whorebach 10/19/2009, 1:48am PDT
            pod people's review is better. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 10/19/2009, 7:11am PDT
                it was less a review and more a deep examination of my zombie problem. ;( by up with pod people 10/19/2009, 8:56am PDT

anyone know how well the pc version stacks up against the xbawks version? by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 1:57pm PST
    It doesn't matter you're not buying it. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 2:01pm PST
        I mean really if you want to get some of these games it's best to wait for one o by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 2:02pm PST
            Jsoh I forbid you to buy that game NOOO DAD WHY WONT YOU LET ME BEEEEEE NT by Fortinbras 02/04/2009, 2:07pm PST
                He's one step closer to the edge and he's about to break. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 2:08pm PST
                    I HATE YOU DAD (DOOR SLAM) NT by Fortinbras 02/04/2009, 2:59pm PST
    hm well that's really interesting but how about the questions I asked NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 4:20pm PST
        The only guy without a 360 here is Mischief Maker, so outlook is dim. NT by Worm 02/04/2009, 4:29pm PST
            Why would anyone not have a 360 what's wrong with them. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 4:39pm PST
                I don't have a 360 because then I'd have to get a TV (PSH!) NT by Hans Clastorp 02/04/2009, 4:46pm PST
                    Or you could get a 360 VGA cable. NT by McMoo 02/05/2009, 2:15pm PST
                PC has easy piracy, modding. NT by 360 has RRoD and Windows Live 02/04/2009, 4:52pm PST
                    already tried to pirate it but it's locked up tight NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 5:28pm PST
                        am i being trolled here? NT by ruggles 02/04/2009, 5:34pm PST
                            Who isn't? 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 5:36pm PST
                                haha NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/04/2009, 6:04pm PST
                    also modding usually requires patches which means you can't mod pirated games NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 5:31pm PST
                        So you understand that developers can't keep their games from being cracked... by Last 02/04/2009, 7:49pm PST
                            or I could pay $20 for a legit copy which is cheap considering how much fun it i NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 8:00pm PST
                                Maybe you could buy two copies of the game you already own, and gift it. NT by SHARE THE GREATNESS 02/04/2009, 8:09pm PST
                                    I actually gifted Jso a game on Steam like last month or something. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 8:13pm PST
                            Game pirating is not penny arcade (it doesn't need your "help"). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 8:02pm PST
                            Ha ha two guys so clearly in the wrong that they skid out trying to change the s NT by Last 02/04/2009, 8:07pm PST
                                Jso even used just talking about Mass Effect to troll this nub. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 8:08pm PST
                                    I accidentally trolled him by just stating simple facts, I guess he can't handle NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 8:15pm PST
                                        He was trolled just by the premise of discussion of differences between the PC a by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 8:20pm PST
                                            perhaps he is projecting his (her?) personal issues about piracy on anyone who b NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 8:24pm PST
                                                He definitely seems infuriated over you NOT pirating a game. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 8:31pm PST
                                                    he's infuriated that we live in the real world where real people live and work by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 8:41pm PST
                                                        I have only had but one prayer lord make my enemies ridiculous AND SO HE DID by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 8:42pm PST
                                                        "work"?! Now I'M getting trolled! NT by Fussbett 02/04/2009, 8:44pm PST
                                                            Re: "work"?! Now I'M getting trolled! by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 8:57pm PST
                                                        How retarded do you have to be to be bad a warezing .... oh wait. NT by Worm 02/04/2009, 8:57pm PST
                                                            Even wromg joins in on being offended at not pirating. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 9:00pm PST
                                                                He's buying a game he likes twice, this is neogaf shit. Consider my keyboard fli by Worm 02/04/2009, 9:03pm PST
                                                                    Shooting games control better on the PC. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 9:07pm PST
                                                                        Well he hasn't because his wife took away the EBT card you mean. NT by Worm 02/04/2009, 9:09pm PST
                                                                            Yeap, the wife is gonna be awful glad to see the me. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 9:12pm PST
                                                                        wroms life is a soulless husk and he is such a deadbeat he doesn't grasp the ide NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 10:00pm PST
                                                                            I have had but one prayer lord make oh I did that already. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 10:04pm PST
                                                                    grats to last at getting wromg on your side clearly this is a HUGE victory for t NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 10:14pm PST
                                                                        This is a huge victory for the good guys I lied I cheated I'm an accessory to mu NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 10:15pm PST
                                                                            Please, just fucking shut up. NT by Observer Troll 02/05/2009, 5:51am PST
                                                                                the recent flair up of cable bros trolling is overcompensation due to their humi by Dr. Sbaitso 02/05/2009, 12:01pm PST
                                                                                    You meant NT by undercompensation. 02/05/2009, 12:03pm PST
                                                                                        ??? by Dr. Sbaitso 02/05/2009, 12:07pm PST
                                                                                            The trolls are coming from inside your post. NT by ??? 02/05/2009, 12:08pm PST
                                                                                                Come on, don't be retarded by Dr. Sbaitso 02/05/2009, 1:15pm PST
                                                                                                    wrom can't dispute a single one of our points, so he disputes his own NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/05/2009, 1:17pm PST
                                                                                                        Is one of your points that you're NOT the neogaf cocksucking version of jhoh? NT by Worm 02/05/2009, 2:33pm PST
                                                                                                            I feel so bad for wrom's armrests (lawl as if he even has a computer chair). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/05/2009, 3:18pm PST
                                                                                    "Trolling." by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/05/2009, 3:20pm PST
                                                                                        you are totally correct AGAIN brother this calls for a high 5 or even a high 10 NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/05/2009, 3:21pm PST
                                                                                            high 11, pull down your pants brother NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/05/2009, 3:25pm PST
                                                                                            We got knowledge and other suckas lack it. 8) by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/05/2009, 4:19pm PST
                                                        Jso Cable: A Real, Hard-Working Liver of Life! NT by Observer Troll 02/05/2009, 5:50am PST
                    Hahaha yeah computers never have problems like RRoDs! NT by BSoDs, CTDs, hangs, driver issues 02/04/2009, 5:59pm PST
                        good point (do you see what I have to endure?) NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 7:31pm PST
                        When my PC game crashes I don't have to buy another PC or spend weeks waiting NT by Last 02/04/2009, 7:55pm PST
                            Yeah you just have to troubleshoot it yourself or give up. NT by Fussbett 02/04/2009, 8:42pm PST
                                I guess I should sell my car, I can't fix that shit myself and it needs constant NT by service 02/05/2009, 7:35am PST
                                    I can't EVEN tell if this argument is pro-PC or anti-PC by Fussbett 02/05/2009, 3:13pm PST
                                        Actually I can imagine XBOX LIVE as a shitty, unsanitary subway car NT by Fortinbras 02/05/2009, 3:31pm PST
                                        or like having the most awesome neighbor ever! NT by got twenty bucks? paypal to i<3craq 02/05/2009, 3:32pm PST
                PCs have backwards compatibility. NT by Mischief Maker 02/05/2009, 2:17pm PST
                    Haha, seriously? Is this a troll? The weakest PC gaming point of all. by Fussbett 02/05/2009, 2:54pm PST
                        The PS3 doesn't have backwards compatibility, and the 360 is limited. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/05/2009, 3:09pm PST
                            You can buy SNES games on the Wii, I guess that makes it backwards compatible? NT by Fortinbras 02/05/2009, 3:13pm PST
                                The Wii plays Gamecube discs and will run many a rom. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/05/2009, 3:21pm PST
                                You can also put GameCube discs into the drive. Does that count? NT by Fussbett 02/05/2009, 3:22pm PST
                                    I tried that once but it spat it back out at me. My mistake! NT by Fortinbras 02/05/2009, 3:33pm PST
                                        That means you put it in upside down (durrrrr). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/05/2009, 4:21pm PST
                            OK, they removed the PS3 backward compatibilty. by Fussbett 02/05/2009, 3:19pm PST
        unfortunatly no one could even answer my question, guess it was asking too much by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 10:29pm PST
            wrom will not help you plant your corn but he will help eat it FAT CHANCE 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/04/2009, 10:58pm PST
    Both versions suck. NT by Mysterio Prime 07/17/2019, 5:47am PDT

Someone doesn't like Mass Effect? It must be a mistake. by Jerry Whorebach 01/02/2008, 7:28pm PST
    Displaying some back-bone I.E. Juevos NT by Fortinbras 01/02/2008, 7:37pm PST
        Takahashi strikes back! by Jerry Whorebach 01/02/2008, 7:52pm PST
            Re: Takahashi strikes back! by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/02/2008, 8:28pm PST
                Careful! Maybe you need to step back and examine the logic of your argument... by Jerry Whorebach 01/02/2008, 9:16pm PST
                My new policy is to review video games and charities. by Fussbett 01/02/2008, 11:18pm PST
    David Cross explains his reversal on NOT being in Alvin and the Chipmunks. by Fussbett 01/02/2008, 11:56pm PST
        I feel safe (in a cage) in New York Citay. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/03/2008, 3:38am PST
        He says that he was in the movie, and got shit for it (from Patton Oswalt). by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/03/2008, 4:02am PST
            Patton responds. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/03/2008, 4:11am PST
                Bonus points for the Buckley-Vidal reference by Lizard_King 01/03/2008, 11:26am PST
                    Re: Bonus points for the Buckley-Vidal reference by Reichsminister Doktor Goebbels 01/05/2008, 4:11pm PST
            Oh wait his reversal on not being in it, so yeah he was in it. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/03/2008, 4:27am PST
                You reversed your position on (the) Mass Effect (forum) like so much Dean Takaha NT by Fussbett 01/04/2008, 5:12pm PST
        Re: David Cross explains his reversal on NOT being in Alvin and the Chipmunks. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/05/2008, 3:12pm PST
    By the way, Ebert HAS reviewed movies he's only partially seen. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/03/2008, 4:23am PST
        I never get sick of that. NT by Fussbett 01/03/2008, 8:34am PST
    quarter to three NT by Grumah 01/03/2008, 9:05am PST
    So which movie review did Ebert lie about? by angel of death 09/05/2017, 12:51pm PDT

Mass Effect Andromeda Post Mortem by Kotaku by Rey Mysterio Jr. 06/17/2017, 3:10pm PDT

Hee Haw: The Next Generation by Manveer Heir 03/18/2017, 7:36am PDT
    How does no one focus on the fact she looks to her left while hitting the Krogan by Worm 03/18/2017, 12:27pm PDT
        Polished turd by Smellectronic Farts 03/18/2017, 1:09pm PDT
            The female Ryder MAY be the ugliest player-character in the past ten years by Manveer Heir 03/18/2017, 1:50pm PDT
                BioWare takes a stand against Unrealistic Beauty Standards... NT by ...with a fucking vengeance. 03/20/2017, 2:06am PDT
                put a wig on the male Ryder and he'd be a better looking woman NT by Eurotrash 03/24/2017, 11:53pm PDT
                This is the worst-looking game I've ever seen in my life. by Mysterio Lollerson 03/25/2017, 11:08am PDT
                    what, you don't like building gay relationships between ugly ass characters? by Eurotrash 03/25/2017, 2:17pm PDT
                        anybody who doesn't like it is obviously a melanin deficient SPACE OBOE-PHONE NT by Gas Infect: Androgyne 03/25/2017, 3:52pm PDT
                They intentionally uglied up all the women by Pullman for Paxton 03/25/2017, 3:34pm PDT
                    Somebody suggested this was all calculated by and I couldn't possibly understand 03/25/2017, 3:45pm PDT
                        If you don't want to cater to young men don't use a 22 year old protag. by Worm 03/25/2017, 4:25pm PDT
                    This is the dumbest conspiracy theory ever, because it assumes the developers of by Mass Effect could have done better. 03/25/2017, 5:16pm PDT
                        How did I manage not to fuck it up then? NT by Witcher 3 03/25/2017, 5:35pm PDT
                            Fuck that, how did WE manage not to fugly up all the bitches? NT by Mass Effects 1-3 03/25/2017, 5:54pm PDT
                                I can't believe I have to explain why Mass Effect still sucks. by Especially compared to other games! 03/25/2017, 9:05pm PDT
                                    Oh snap, did Guardians of the Galaxy steal its dance-off scene from Mass Effect? NT by Somebody get Brian Cronin on it. 03/25/2017, 9:37pm PDT
                                    Yeah but it's Current Year, they should have better animations NT by John Oliver 03/26/2017, 1:07am PDT
                                    I had objectively better looking chicks than Andromeda by Mass Effects 1-3 03/26/2017, 6:03am PDT
                                        I'm trying to explain to you why the one 82% of players pick looks cuter. by You can't hear me over the memes. 03/26/2017, 7:23am PDT
                                            Give it up Jerry. Nobody cared about your Seinfeld jokes about Fallout 3 either NT by What's the deal with char creation? 03/26/2017, 9:14am PDT
                                                shoo, cunt. NT by Mysterio 03/26/2017, 9:52am PDT
                                                    I'm as impressed by Jerry's autism as anyone but a hot take is still a hot take NT by Next on Caltrops: FF7, overrated? 03/26/2017, 10:00am PDT
                                                        You're incredibly bad at this. NT by Mysterio 03/26/2017, 12:02pm PDT
                                            just say skeleton or rigging, it would save you several posts NT by Shrek funnier than skirt clipping 03/26/2017, 11:38am PDT
                                                Now the anonyfags are turning on Jerry?! NT by Mischief Maker 03/26/2017, 5:20pm PDT
                                                    Praise and scorn when appropriate NT by ghost of Tom Chick's sister 03/26/2017, 5:44pm PDT
                                                        Tom Chick's sister is still alive, dummy. NT by I'm looking at her right now. 03/26/2017, 6:17pm PDT
                                                    Mark --deep inhale-- NT by VANDERLOO 03/26/2017, 5:45pm PDT
                                                    It's not our fault Jerry keeps hammering the "I saw Bioshock's plot on Batman!" NT by bit and can't get new ones 03/26/2017, 6:52pm PDT
                                                        He should change his name to BatmanShock, and then change it to Old News because NT by we are over him like a cloud city. 03/26/2017, 7:05pm PDT
                                                        Literally not him that referenced it, but ok. NT by Creedo 03/26/2017, 8:23pm PDT
                                    if they can't blame SJWs then they won't have anything to talk about in NT by their youtube screeds 03/26/2017, 6:48am PDT
                    Interview with Injustice artist may shed some light on this 9/11-type disaster. by Thanks, games journalism. 05/21/2017, 4:34pm PDT
    Why would you ever try to animate Krogan fist fighting? by Worm 03/25/2017, 4:27pm PDT
        At least use better sound effects that don't sound like nails tapping on a table NT by skip 03/25/2017, 8:48pm PDT
    Here's a nice one by Eurotrash 03/26/2017, 2:31pm PDT
        Squat dashing to download this on Origin(tm) today! NT by I am t-posed but must walk cycle 03/26/2017, 3:14pm PDT
        2:35 to 3:10, jesus christ NT by Vested Id 03/27/2017, 3:15am PDT
            "Sorry, my face is tired" already selling t-shirts NT by Vested Id 03/27/2017, 3:32am PDT
    here's dunkey's review by Eurotrash 03/27/2017, 1:35pm PDT

Andromeda officially killed the franchise. Amazing. by Manveer Heir 05/11/2017, 4:14pm PDT

Ex-Mass Effect dev dishes on why the facial animations are bad by Rey Mysterio Jr. 03/25/2017, 4:33pm PDT
    But algo and ml will solve for everything, says software architect NT by lmao! 03/26/2017, 11:43am PDT

Alright, let's play some ANDROME--- Xbox Live down. NT by pinback 03/21/2017, 11:45am PDT
    It's ok that it's a piece of shit! by shacknews.com 03/21/2017, 3:14pm PDT
        What if I told you by Oom Shnibble 03/21/2017, 5:51pm PDT

Manveer Heir quit after the game went gold by Manveer Heir 03/18/2017, 1:56pm PDT
    I knew he was trouble when they found explosives hidden in his name. by Garak Cunt-Killer 03/18/2017, 2:40pm PDT

They should give an award for complaining about Mass Effect. by Jerry Whorebach 10/07/2010, 7:28am PDT
    He's kinda pretentious for a guy that can't tell loose from lose. by Last 10/07/2010, 2:11pm PDT

Games with better voice acting than Mass Effect, part I: Animal Soccer World by Jerry Whorebach 01/15/2010, 4:17am PST
    And story and gameplay and characters. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/15/2010, 8:06am PST
        and voice acting NT by irony 01/15/2010, 12:57pm PST
    Stop right there. These animals are doing crazy things. Things you can't imagine NT by Shane Black 01/15/2010, 12:42pm PST
        I read this in jay mohr's christopher walken voice NT by irony 01/15/2010, 12:58pm PST
            this is what I meant basically by irony 01/15/2010, 1:00pm PST
                this one is better by up with pod people 01/15/2010, 1:12pm PST
                    this includes that one plus another bit from o&a and also an snl skit by irony 01/15/2010, 1:50pm PST
                        Is playing tonsil hockey with the Hanson kid a reference to Slap Shot? NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/15/2010, 2:05pm PST
                        Perhaps Jay Mohr's finest owwa. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/15/2010, 4:05pm PST
    btw mass effect 2 is coming in 11 more days NT by irony 01/15/2010, 1:04pm PST
    Posters with better taste in games than Jerry: All of them, except maybe MM NT by discuss. 01/15/2010, 2:30pm PST
        I am prepared to give $350 to the survivors of Hurricane Katrina NT by Charity Man 01/15/2010, 2:50pm PST
            Hey guys welcome back. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/15/2010, 3:01pm PST
        I wonder if Mass Effect is what geared audiences up to start jerkin' to Avatar? NT by Mischief Bluecheeks 01/15/2010, 5:20pm PST
            I wouldn't think so. :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/15/2010, 5:30pm PST
                I remember spoony said he didn't like mass effect NT by irony 01/16/2010, 2:17am PST

IGN names Mass Effect as best Xbox 360 game. Out of all of them. by Jerry Whorebach 11/21/2009, 12:09am PST
    in their opinion, in reality it's probably more like 3rd best game ever by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/21/2009, 1:21pm PST

I just finished this [spoilers] by Jerry Whorebach 10/15/2009, 8:37am PDT
    So Bioware is turning into the western equivalent of Square? NT by Mischief Maker 10/15/2009, 8:50am PDT
        is square a really good company? if so then yes NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/15/2009, 11:53am PDT
    Hack writer passes buck to literary boogeyman Joseph Campbell by Jerry Whorebach 11/09/2009, 3:54pm PST

In celebration of Mass Effect going on sale and Dragon Age being released by FABIO 11/06/2009, 8:39am PST
    *flies into enemy bullets for score* NT by Mischief Maker 11/06/2009, 8:40pm PST

massa fect is FINALLY on sale on steam NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/06/2009, 6:30am PST
    Finally, we can buy this gem TWICE. NT by Jrdano, high five machine 11/06/2009, 7:44am PST
        and get both dlcs again NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/06/2009, 1:55pm PST

Question for someone who played a girl in Mass Effect by Jerry Whorebach 10/14/2009, 4:28pm PDT
    you can't have any threesomes in the game NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/14/2009, 5:45pm PDT
    kaiden is a terrible bland ken doll by up with pod people 10/14/2009, 7:52pm PDT
        he's a nice guy who is sensitive and treats the ladies with respect NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/14/2009, 10:50pm PDT
            That's because Ken Dolls don't have dicks. NT by Mischief Maker 10/14/2009, 10:55pm PDT
            Did I ever tell you about the time I fragged my CO? NT by Kaiden first date topic 10/14/2009, 11:39pm PDT

New Mass Effect DLC up, 400pts NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/25/2009, 11:37am PDT
    Let's check it out. ^_^ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/25/2009, 12:07pm PDT
        They also added Big Daddy helmets for avatars. :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/25/2009, 3:19pm PDT
            Every faggot has one, too. by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/25/2009, 3:33pm PDT
                hopefully you bought the gibson and not the gay ass fender >:( NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/25/2009, 3:45pm PDT
                    The "Fender" is a game controller guitar. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/25/2009, 4:15pm PDT
    Yeah, Bioware released nothing but arena modules for NWN too. Fuckers. NT by Fortinbras 08/26/2009, 1:32pm PDT

Bring Down the Sky is pretty good for a fan-made submission by Fortinbras 03/13/2008, 8:58am PDT
    the very end does get a lot better NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/04/2009, 11:05pm PST
    Any more bare asses? NT by Ass man 02/05/2009, 7:42am PST
        NO O__________________________O NT by Fortenexul 02/05/2009, 7:49am PST

It's awesome. NT by Grumah 12/02/2007, 7:23am PST
    I AGREE by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/02/2007, 10:09pm PST
        Mass Effect and me by Fussbett 12/02/2007, 10:35pm PST
            If you liked the KOTOR games then yes. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/03/2007, 2:15am PST
            The RPG aspects are mor like Deus Ex. Put points in, guns wobble less, hurt more NT by Fortinbras 12/03/2007, 3:49am PST
                The sniper rifle starts out the most gimped. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/03/2007, 8:25pm PST
                    Also, there's a nice, somewhat useful bonus for 150+ kills with each weapon. by Lizard_King 12/03/2007, 8:50pm PST
                        Just so you know, doing the Moon sidequest nets you a class specialization by Fortinbras 12/03/2007, 10:31pm PST
                            You get the transmission for it around level 20. by Lizard_King 12/07/2007, 3:18pm PST
                                Was that the trigger? Huh. by Fortinbras 12/07/2007, 3:48pm PST
                                    Also you can't land on Earth/Mars. What a fucking cocktease. NT by Fortinbras 12/07/2007, 6:54pm PST
                                    Yeah, level 20 is the trigger for that one by Lizard_King 12/07/2007, 10:40pm PST
        How far are you? by Lizard_King 12/02/2007, 10:54pm PST
            I'm still only a couple hours into the game, Jso is further. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/03/2007, 2:15am PST
        I just can't get into it. by bink 12/03/2007, 9:24am PST
            I'm nowhere near done, but I think you're going to lose that bet. by Lizard_King 12/03/2007, 9:38am PST
                Re: I'm nowhere near done, but I think you're going to lose that bet. by Ethan Steele 12/03/2007, 10:44am PST
                    Re: I'm nowhere near done, but I think you're going to lose that bet. by Lizard_King 12/03/2007, 8:47pm PST
            Beat it a few days ago. I think you lost the bet. by Lizard_King 12/05/2007, 10:18pm PST
    So far it is better than Kotor and Jade Empire NT by Grumah 12/03/2007, 8:24pm PST
    This is probably going to turn out to be the best RPG of the entire decade. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/03/2007, 8:27pm PST
    I love it. I'm looking forward to a second play-through already NT by Ethan Steele 12/08/2007, 4:14pm PST
    I would like to reiterate what an embarrassment Halo's story is in comparison. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/08/2007, 5:04pm PST
        Re: I would like to reiterate what an embarrassment Halo's story is in compariso by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/08/2007, 5:05pm PST
            You know who I really feel bad for is... by Fortinbras 12/09/2007, 2:29pm PST
                Re: You know who I really feel bad for is... by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/09/2007, 6:33pm PST
                    Re: You know who I really feel bad for is... by Lizard_King 12/09/2007, 8:46pm PST
                        replying to post above yours, but I fucked it up. NT by Lizard_King 12/09/2007, 8:46pm PST
                        "It's AFRAID!" is the hardest I've laughed at probably any line in sci-fi NT by Entropy Stew 12/09/2007, 9:09pm PST
                            My favorite is THEY SUCKED HIS BRAAIIIIIIIINS OUT o______________________o NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/09/2007, 10:01pm PST
                        Agreed. by Fussbett 12/09/2007, 9:22pm PST
                            Try John Steakley's "Armor" if you want more bug-killing men in power armor but NT by less political stuff - Fortinbras 12/09/2007, 10:00pm PST
                                "Armor" was the 2nd worst sci-fi book I've ever read by E. L. Koba 12/10/2007, 11:51am PST
                                    Re: "Armor" was the 2nd worst sci-fi book I've ever read by Fortinbras 12/10/2007, 3:54pm PST
                                        Re: "Armor" was the 2nd worst sci-fi book I've ever read by laudablepuss 12/10/2007, 4:06pm PST
                                            Hiro Protagonist? Come on, I can get fucked in the face for free by convicts by Fortinbras 12/10/2007, 4:46pm PST
                                            Yes. REPOST. by Fussbett 12/10/2007, 4:47pm PST
                                                Re: Yes. REPOST. by laudablepuss 12/10/2007, 5:04pm PST
                                        I want to punch both of you by Entropy Stew 12/10/2007, 11:03pm PST
                                    Re: "Armor" was the 2nd worst sci-fi book I've ever read by Last 12/11/2007, 7:36am PST
                        I wasn't comparing Bungie and Verhoeven's political allegories by Fortinbras 12/09/2007, 9:49pm PST
                            Re: I wasn't comparing Bungie and Verhoeven's political allegories by Lizard_King 12/09/2007, 10:46pm PST
                                I thought it was a pretty good book :( NT by Fortinbras 12/10/2007, 12:24am PST
                                    He's apparently a pretty good writer NT by Grumah 12/10/2007, 7:06am PST
                                        The way he portrays a world without women is... poetic. NT by Fussbett 12/10/2007, 10:27am PST
                                    Well, there's your problem. by Lizard_King 12/10/2007, 11:43am PST
                                        I think my problem is I don't share your taste in books :( NT by Fortinbras 12/10/2007, 2:52pm PST
                                            That is a problem, but not the main problem. by Lizard_King 12/10/2007, 10:21pm PST
                                                How could I forget the Bug Holocaust :( by Fortinbras 12/10/2007, 10:34pm PST
                                                    that should read "I don't dislike you" not "I dislike you"- NT by Fortinbras 12/10/2007, 10:36pm PST
                                                    So basically what I'm trying to say is: Why do you care whether I like it? NT by Fortinbras 12/10/2007, 10:37pm PST
                                                        You used the movie to illustrate your opinions on Halo by Lizard_King 12/10/2007, 10:56pm PST
                                                            Psh! Talk to the pipe! NT by Belbo Jacopo 12/10/2007, 11:03pm PST
                                                            Re: You used the movie to illustrate your opinions on Halo by Fortinbras 12/10/2007, 11:07pm PST
                                                                He just likes it! NT by Entropy Stew 12/10/2007, 11:10pm PST
                                                                    This be dat G Fo shizee NT by Fortinbras 12/10/2007, 11:17pm PST
                                                The book and the film are both terrible by Civis romanus sum 12/12/2007, 6:45am PST
                                                    Ah yes. by Lizard_King 12/12/2007, 8:51am PST
                                                        Re: Ah yes. by Civis romanus sum 12/13/2007, 9:32am PST
                                                            Fuck Robocop? No, I don't think so. by Lizard_King 12/13/2007, 11:02am PST
                                                                Re: Fuck Robocop? No, I don't think so. by Civis romanus sum 12/13/2007, 11:29am PST
                                                                    fuck-giving and movie-watching by laudablepuss 12/13/2007, 12:08pm PST
                                                                        Re: fuck-giving and movie-watching by Civis romanus sum 12/13/2007, 12:35pm PST
                                                                            What if that person didn't even START medical school, let alone finish it? by Jerry Whorebach 12/13/2007, 1:38pm PST
                                                                                This is almost as good as your crack about space marines. by Lizard_King 12/13/2007, 2:47pm PST
                                                                                    I haven't lived in a basement since last year, maybe you didn't get the memo? by Jerry Whorebach 12/13/2007, 5:12pm PST
                                                                                        Re: I haven't lived in a basement since last year, maybe you didn't get the memo by Entropy Stew 12/13/2007, 5:35pm PST
                                                                                        I did not get that memo, but that's very inspirational. by Lizard_King 12/13/2007, 8:16pm PST
                                                                                        That news deserves a 10. Post your Hot or Not link. NT by Quentin Beck 12/15/2007, 10:48am PST
                                                                    Re: Fuck Robocop? No, I don't think so. by Lizard_King 12/13/2007, 12:39pm PST
                                                                Fuck Hollow Man :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/13/2007, 11:38am PST
                                                            Re: Ah yes. by mark 12/13/2007, 3:57pm PST
                                                                Re: Ah yes. by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/13/2007, 4:12pm PST
                                                                jesus, did Zseni write that article? NT by snore 12/14/2007, 10:02am PST
                                Deep subtle political allegory... Plus Tits! NT by Belbo Jacopo 12/10/2007, 9:54am PST
                Re: You know who I really feel bad for is... by Vested Id 12/10/2007, 10:53am PST
                    That's actually the definition of hard sci fi. by Lizard_King 12/10/2007, 11:34am PST
    Into my (insert highish made up number) hour and have only one real annoyance: by Motherhead 12/11/2007, 3:20am PST
        Actually, I think the music is supposed to remind you that legends can be now by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/15/2007, 11:13am PST
    Yahtzee hates it. by Mysterio 12/19/2007, 11:59am PST
        WAIT WAIT IF I DON'T LIKE RPGS I WONT LIKE MASS EFFECT AND IF I DO I WILL? by Fortinbras 12/19/2007, 2:05pm PST
        HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE! NT by Obi-Wan Kenobi 12/19/2007, 6:20pm PST
            Person Has Opinion: film at 11 NT by The Happiness Engine 12/19/2007, 10:11pm PST
        Re: Yahtzee hates it. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/19/2007, 10:54pm PST
            No, bitching about having to read the manual to learn shit is retarded by Fortinbras 12/20/2007, 12:12am PST
                I think the fact that they included a manual at all starts it at a 7 on the 7 to NT by 10 scale. Ice Cream Jonsey 12/20/2007, 12:49am PST
                    This game doesn't beam information directly INTO MY FUCKING BRAIN. 3 out of 5. NT by Fortinbras 12/20/2007, 12:51am PST
                        I would settle for beaming it directly into my EYES. NT by ([] - - - O_o 12/20/2007, 2:41am PST
                            thin shaft, lopsided testes. 3 out of 5 NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/20/2007, 2:45am PST
                Not having the game walk you through it is an alien experience. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/20/2007, 5:00am PST
        Re: Yahtzee hates it. by Caltrops 12/20/2007, 5:26am PST
        Re: Yahtzee hates it. by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/20/2007, 8:27pm PST
    I hope all you CUNTS die by bombMexico 03/24/2008, 2:10am PDT
        only scrubs need advice NT by Grumah 03/24/2008, 4:29am PDT
        DEAR GAMEFAQS I WOULD LIKE TO REGISTER MY DISTASTE FOR YOUR SERVICES NT by Fortinbras 03/24/2008, 6:49am PDT
            I'm posting again to reiterate how much I enjoy having been responsible for your by Fortinbras 03/24/2008, 12:01pm PDT
        You get some intimidate points for free for reaching different Renegade levels NT by Ethan Steele 03/24/2008, 8:36am PDT
        Try a new character! by Lizard_King 03/24/2008, 2:27pm PDT
            My character has a scar through his eyebrow just like i do by bombMexico 03/24/2008, 5:39pm PDT
                stop me where I'm boring you with shit you already know by Lizard_King 03/24/2008, 6:15pm PDT
                    Status: Bored by bombMexico 03/24/2008, 10:17pm PDT
                        It's very rewarding to help you with being bad at video games by Lizard_King 03/24/2008, 10:52pm PDT
                            The more I hear about this game, the lamer it gets. Are we sure it's not from Ja by Jerry Whorebach 03/25/2008, 6:42am PDT
                                this is the best bioware game and probably the best rpg of 2007 NT by Grumah 03/25/2008, 7:12am PDT
                                    I see what you're doing, you're damning it with faint praise. by Jerry Whorebach 03/25/2008, 7:15am PDT
                                        you are also replying to people who beat the game about 3 times now NT by Grumah 03/25/2008, 11:50am PDT
                                It's a game that sounds worse when you break down into its parts by Lizard_King 03/25/2008, 9:23am PDT
                            FINISHED 2ND PLAYTHROUGH, FORGOT TO CHANGE DIFFICULTY TO HARD by bombMexico 08/16/2008, 7:00pm PDT
                                Re: FINISHED 2ND PLAYTHROUGH, FORGOT TO CHANGE DIFFICULTY TO HARD by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/16/2008, 7:45pm PDT

The tutorial indeed blows by FABIO 08/09/2008, 4:54am PDT
    There are little icons along the other skill bars. by Worm 08/09/2008, 7:11am PDT
        Just highlight the bars with the little icons, it tells you everything by Ethan Steele 08/09/2008, 10:35am PDT
    You're supposed to figure out a lot of that stuff on your own. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/09/2008, 10:16am PDT
        Tutorial tells you how to holster a gun, take cover, throw a grenade by FABIO 08/09/2008, 2:56pm PDT
            well kotor let you use a mouse to browse the menu by dinggrats, the ding-gratser 08/09/2008, 3:12pm PDT
                KotOR was designed as an Xbox game, didn't have this problem. NT by FABIO 08/10/2008, 12:54pm PDT
                    was still a little gay and unintuitive but yeah better than mass effex NT by Grumah 08/10/2008, 2:46pm PDT
    Plot =\ by FABIO 08/10/2008, 7:43pm PDT
        Morally disturbed by pink armor. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/10/2008, 7:57pm PDT
            Dresden Codak is enough. GUILTY NT by FABIO 08/10/2008, 8:32pm PDT
                YOU'RE WHERE THE LAW STOPS AND I START....................... SUCKA 8( *BLAM BLA NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/10/2008, 9:05pm PDT
                    PS: Make sure you get past the Citadel. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/10/2008, 9:09pm PDT
            DEFAULT PINK ARMOR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NT by Grumah 08/10/2008, 9:26pm PDT
        hm well thats a very interesting report by Grumah 08/10/2008, 11:02pm PDT
            The blue lesbian just joined (after driving the fucking FUCK armored car) by FABIO 08/10/2008, 11:28pm PDT
                You chose the absolute worst first post-Citadel mission to get an impression fro by Fortinbras 08/11/2008, 12:45am PDT
                    Re: You chose the absolute worst first post-Citadel mission to get an impression by FABIO 08/11/2008, 11:39am PDT
                        Re: You chose the absolute worst first post-Citadel mission to get an impression by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/11/2008, 11:41am PDT
                    noveria is a good first planet until the end where it becomes an impossible fuck by Grumah 08/11/2008, 3:38pm PDT
        Babylon 5, exactly how I would describe it. by bink 08/11/2008, 8:36am PDT

Mass Effect, Spore, to phone home every ten days by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/07/2008, 12:21am PDT
    Well, spore is dead. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/07/2008, 12:23am PDT

Mass Effect 2 interview, this game looks like fucking shit by bombMexico 03/24/2008, 1:41am PDT
    Re: Mass Effect 2 interview, this game looks like fucking shit by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/24/2008, 2:04am PDT
        Yes. The correct answer to that question is "The game is for 9-year-olds for fu NT by Fussbett 03/24/2008, 2:06am PDT
            Also, the comments! by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/24/2008, 2:32am PDT
                The raping of the Sonic mythos by BioWare is making my fists shake with rage. by Jerry Whorebach 03/24/2008, 9:00am PDT

Plus games and harrrrrrrrrrrrrd mode. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/10/2008, 2:08am PDT
    lol welfare gamerpics NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/10/2008, 2:26am PDT
        You don't have to start a new character to get the Hardcore/Insane achievements by Fortinbras 03/13/2008, 9:00am PDT
            Is this really true, or is it NOT true? NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/14/2008, 4:50am PDT
                it's true NT by Lizard_King 03/14/2008, 7:46am PDT
                    Also, who needs Throw when you can chamber high explosive sniper rifle rounds? NT by Fortinbras 03/14/2008, 10:35am PDT
                        You can do both, or do throw and lift then while they're floating in the air bla NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/14/2008, 10:41pm PDT
                            Which archetype contains both sniper rifle, lift and throw? SOMEBODY TELL ME NT by I want to know 03/14/2008, 11:33pm PDT
                                You have to finish the game with the sniper achievement, and start a new game. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/15/2008, 12:10am PDT
                                    Psh NT by Fortinbras 03/15/2008, 12:18am PDT

my Mass Effect review by Grumah 03/10/2008, 2:15pm PDT

I probably should have beaten it months ago NT by Grumah 02/21/2008, 12:51pm PST
    We do not accept excuses. NT by Mischief Maker 02/21/2008, 1:08pm PST
        I'M ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW THINGS AROUND HERE NT by Caltrops Excuse Department 02/21/2008, 1:41pm PST
        Just for saying that, you're gonna get a shitload of them by Grumah 02/21/2008, 1:59pm PST
            You could be playing it right now NT by Fortinbras 02/21/2008, 2:47pm PST
                Ever since I picked it up again I have been playing it non stop by Grumah 02/21/2008, 3:13pm PST
                    Have you picked up any of the downloadble content? If yes, is it worth it? NT by Fortinbras 02/21/2008, 3:32pm PST
                        the free ones are worth it NT by Grumah 02/21/2008, 3:36pm PST
                            What is the downloadable content? :( NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/21/2008, 4:10pm PST
                                more ass, more effect NT by FABIO 02/21/2008, 5:46pm PST
                                    Some guys that were talked about in the backstory but never seen by Fortinbras 02/21/2008, 6:52pm PST
                                        Why the fuck am I asking Grumah if it's any good? It's not even out NT by Fortinbras (dumbass) 02/21/2008, 6:53pm PST
                                            YOU'RE SO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/21/2008, 7:06pm PST
                                                RED SNAPPER!!!!!!! NT by Very tasty fish! 02/21/2008, 7:36pm PST
                                                    turtles are nature's suction cups NT by Fullofkittens 02/21/2008, 8:13pm PST
                                                        Today we're gonna teach poodles how to fly. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/21/2008, 8:37pm PST
    I was probably the last to know that it is coming for the PC in May by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/27/2008, 7:10pm PST
        BUT NOW YOU GET TO EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC NT by Fortinbras 02/27/2008, 10:04pm PST
            Re: BUT NOW YOU GET TO EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/27/2008, 11:09pm PST
        No, I am by Entropy Stew 02/27/2008, 10:38pm PST

Mass Effect Mass Effect, Blue Alien Ass Effect. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/23/2008, 4:31am PST
    I am now playing 2 characters at the same time by Grumah 02/23/2008, 3:59pm PST

Mass RAPING Effect by Trapped in Qatar 01/14/2008, 3:45pm PST
    Yeah thanks for that LINK. >:( by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/14/2008, 4:39pm PST
    A rap: hey look he wrote a motherfuckin' book. by Jerry Whorebach 01/14/2008, 6:27pm PST
    sex box by sex box 01/14/2008, 7:29pm PST
        It's the costume that I'm intrigued by. NT by Mischief Maker 01/14/2008, 8:15pm PST
            Ok, you take the costume, I'll take the router! NT by Quick glancing guy who needs router 01/15/2008, 12:03pm PST
    Kevin McCullough: The New Ebert? by Fussbett 01/15/2008, 12:13pm PST
        I like a guy that doesn't let facts get in the way NT by Ethan Steele 01/15/2008, 3:31pm PST
        I don't think this guy is really a journalist. O_O NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 01/15/2008, 3:34pm PST
            Penny Arcade fans are godless liberal faggots by Fortinbras 01/16/2008, 5:50am PST
                In the eternal struggle between conservatives and truth, Fortinbras has chosen NT by his side -- motherfuckerfoodeater 01/16/2008, 12:04pm PST
                    Did the IMG SRC not parse or something? NT by Fortinbras 01/16/2008, 12:23pm PST
                        It parsed...only TOO well. NT by The Happiness Engine 01/16/2008, 9:06pm PST
                            pussy arcade sucks anyway NT by Grumah 01/17/2008, 7:07am PST
                                That's what I said? NT by Fortinbras 01/17/2008, 7:21am PST

Hot dyke bitch alien sex fuck by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/11/2007, 3:34pm PST
    How long before every M-rated video game requires a perfunctory sex scene? NT by Like every R-rated hollywood movie. 12/25/2007, 4:14am PST
        You say that like it's a bad thing. NT by Mischief Maker 12/25/2007, 9:08am PST
            If I make any vidyan gaems I'm going to put at least two in. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/25/2007, 9:15am PST
                Why did it net an M rating? I've seen more obscene shit on network TV NT by Fortinbras 12/25/2007, 2:33pm PST
                    It would encourage promiscuity among video game fans. NT by Mischief Maker 12/25/2007, 9:45pm PST
                        Clearly video game nerds aren't having sex by choice NT by FABIO 12/25/2007, 9:57pm PST

Q: What do fat women do in the summer? A: Stink. NT by WOKKA WOKKA 12/09/2007, 5:15am PST
    Q: Why do fat chicks give good head? NT by Because they have to 12/09/2007, 10:47am PST
        Q: Why do fat chicks? NT by A: Because you're ugly. 12/10/2007, 3:19pm PST

Where can I read BDR's review? NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/03/2007, 4:12am PST
    Quick, someone ask him if he has time for this site. NT by Fussbett 12/03/2007, 4:26am PST
        Let me make up a quick legend. NT by Johnny Longbow(bone) 12/03/2007, 6:58am PST

If Chris Avellone gets optioned to handle the sequels I'll be a sad panda NT by Fortinbras 11/23/2007, 11:00pm PST
    sad pandas NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 11/24/2007, 5:23am PST
        Obsidian Entertainment: Where Bioware franchises go to die :( NT by Fortinbras 11/24/2007, 3:38pm PST

This really looks like a lot of fun by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/09/2007, 10:24pm PST
    The reviews seem to indicate by Lizard_King 11/10/2007, 8:14am PST
    Good Conversation. Good Combat. Awful Bugs. NT by Fortinbras 11/22/2007, 2:07pm PST
        Dammit, 360 games - why won't you let me love you? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/22/2007, 3:59pm PST
            For what it's worth, I'm still playing it by Fortinbras 11/22/2007, 4:55pm PST

 
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