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How to inline Twitter, Youtube, others by Caltrops 06/23/2018, 8:48pm PDT NEW
    Example for "Rick Roll": [youtube id=dQw4w9WgXcQ] by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/27/2018, 10:12pm PDT NEW
        This is wrong. You need quotes there. You're not helping by adding posts to the by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/17/2018, 10:43am PDT NEW
            I'd give anything for him to add a post to a sticky, just one more time. =( NT by pinback 04/03/2019, 2:17pm PDT NEW


I hate you all. I quit. by Modberg 07/22/2024, 6:50am PDT NEW
    Caltrops is a site about GAMES by ??? 07/22/2024, 8:09am PDT NEW
        It's been kind of a gaming drought these last couple weeks. NT by MM 07/22/2024, 8:55am PDT NEW
        Cry me a goddamn river NT by laudablepuss 07/22/2024, 10:27am PDT NEW
            Careful. Be very careful. by ??? 07/22/2024, 10:44am PDT NEW
                hurweruerururer by laudablepuss 07/22/2024, 10:57am PDT NEW
                    Re: hurweruerururer by ??? 07/22/2024, 11:10am PDT NEW
                        Lol by laudablepuss 07/22/2024, 12:10pm PDT NEW
    So this place has no admin. NT by Lars 07/23/2024, 5:59pm PDT NEW
        Uh Oh... NT by MM 07/23/2024, 7:13pm PDT NEW

I like it when we are all nice to each other. NT by Eury 07/12/2024, 5:14pm PDT NEW
    Yaaaaay! Hugs! NT by Mischief Maker 07/12/2024, 5:23pm PDT NEW
        There will be a second moderator on Monday. by Modberg 07/13/2024, 12:37am PDT NEW
        Is this sarcasm? NT by Eury 07/19/2024, 11:19am PDT NEW
            Re: Is this sarcasm? by Mischief Maker 07/19/2024, 12:15pm PDT NEW

I would like to say sorry to the website. by Mysterio3 07/19/2024, 10:01am PDT NEW

Is not banning the noise groyper/geryk because of a technical limitation or e by xecutive decision? 07/07/2024, 11:26pm PDT NEW
    Musk makes noise about freedom of speech absolutism, but ICJ has been by doing it for over 2 decades 07/08/2024, 3:08am PDT NEW
        This post could be talking about Musk, Jonesy, or Trolls NT by Its a Choose Your Own Post! 07/08/2024, 3:41pm PDT NEW
            Faris and Geryk flew back to their home planet. NT by BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE 07/08/2024, 4:06pm PDT NEW
    You're worse, Shitlicker. by The OG 07/08/2024, 5:52am PDT NEW
    Re: Is not banning the noise groyper/geryk because of a technical limitation by Warning! 07/08/2024, 6:18am PDT NEW
    Post about him again and you're banned. by Modberg 07/08/2024, 8:36am PDT NEW
        Wait. wait. Who was Groyper? NT by BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE 07/08/2024, 4:06pm PDT NEW
            Thr guy winding up Biden supporters in MF News. Or maybe not! NT by Its a Choose Your Own Post! 07/08/2024, 4:24pm PDT NEW
                haha yeah such a great troll. definitely not a NT by retarded cumspot 07/08/2024, 5:19pm PDT NEW

I'm back from PTO. What happened lol NT by Geryk 07/01/2024, 12:22pm PDT NEW
    Sorry we couldn't make it happen this week but July 4th is big for us NT by Burger King manager 07/03/2024, 1:30pm PDT NEW
        HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NT by HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 07/03/2024, 1:33pm PDT NEW
            Can you all please stop by Modberg 07/03/2024, 2:14pm PDT NEW
            nobody's impressed when you get roasted and you reply without your dumb moniker NT by A Message from Caltrops Doesnt Care 07/03/2024, 5:42pm PDT NEW

From what I can tell here are the five types of people who post here now: by Caltrops Demographic Research 07/03/2024, 2:25pm PDT NEW
    I asked you to stop. NT by Modberg 07/03/2024, 2:28pm PDT NEW
        ^Attempting to evade ban by 2 demerits awarded 07/03/2024, 2:46pm PDT NEW

Caltrops Unofficial Discord by Nostromo 06/29/2024, 7:01pm PDT NEW
    malware link NT by malware 06/29/2024, 7:10pm PDT NEW
        I am calling the authorities. Consequences will never be the same! NT by twit who got rickrolled 06/29/2024, 8:45pm PDT NEW
    I can't tell if this is a joke or not. by Mischief Maker 06/29/2024, 7:20pm PDT NEW
        I just want laudablepuss back. Please come back. NT by Mysterio 06/29/2024, 8:24pm PDT NEW
            Is he dying? NT by joey 07/01/2024, 5:18pm PDT NEW
                SHE is fine NT by A Message from Caltrops Gone Woke 07/01/2024, 5:51pm PDT NEW
                    Literal kindergarten posts NT by Time to ban the wastes 07/01/2024, 6:34pm PDT NEW
    Re: Caltrops Unofficial Discord by Manny 06/29/2024, 10:19pm PDT NEW

Kindness has not improved. I'm going to ban myself in protest. NT by Modberg 06/22/2024, 3:10pm PDT NEW
    It's the dog days of summer release schedule. Everyone starts feuding NT by Sub-IQanon 06/26/2024, 4:05pm PDT NEW
        It is hot out. Extreme heat. by Failson Bitchboy 06/26/2024, 6:04pm PDT NEW
    I'm disappointed in all of you. NT by John Mysterio - FATHER 06/26/2024, 10:23pm PDT NEW
    Re: Kindness has not improved. I'm going to ban myself in protest. by Modberg 06/27/2024, 10:36am PDT NEW
        Re: Kindness has not improved. I'm going to ban myself in protest. by Mysteriobama 06/27/2024, 6:47pm PDT NEW
            Re: Kindness has not improved. I'm going to ban myself in protest. by Modberg 06/27/2024, 7:36pm PDT NEW

it was a NT by blood bath 06/27/2024, 3:42pm PDT NEW
    Debate doesn't start for another 12 minutes NT by Sub-IQanon 06/27/2024, 5:47pm PDT NEW

ban Geryk pls. what does he contribute. NT by screaming STOP POSTING at everyone? 06/19/2024, 8:50pm PDT NEW
    Post better, you miserable little shit. NT by Geryk 06/19/2024, 9:08pm PDT NEW
        This is getting out of hand. Now are there are two of them! NT by (GERYK, GERYK, GERYK!) 06/22/2024, 7:32am PDT NEW
    Re: ban Geryk pls. what does he contribute. by Kenji Carter 06/19/2024, 11:11pm PDT NEW
    Thus is your last warning. NT by Modberg 06/20/2024, 8:03pm PDT NEW
        "Thus"? NT by Dan Driedelberg 06/21/2024, 6:11am PDT NEW
            Verily NT by Mysterio 06/21/2024, 7:02am PDT NEW
    You're banned NT by Modberg 06/21/2024, 12:50pm PDT NEW

official 2024 update on kindness by Modberg 06/09/2024, 11:14am PDT NEW
    Your mom was especially kind in bed last night! NT by Mysterioso 06/09/2024, 11:38am PDT NEW
        This. by Modberg 06/09/2024, 3:50pm PDT NEW

Why is the site in Pacific time? You communist. NT by Commie 06/05/2024, 9:05pm PDT NEW
    Because I live on the west coast and I'm the most important person in my life by And, therefore, the world 06/05/2024, 9:58pm PDT NEW
        I thought Jones lived in Colorado NT by Mysterio 06/06/2024, 11:04am PDT NEW

If you have been bullied on this forum, provide your handle. by Modberg 05/31/2024, 3:09pm PDT NEW
    I feel people could have been a bit nicer to me. NT by pinback 05/31/2024, 3:32pm PDT NEW
        Ok, you are on the list, tysm NT by Modberg 05/31/2024, 3:40pm PDT NEW
        Act like an asshole, get treated like an asshole, whine that everyone else is by the asshole 06/01/2024, 8:56pm PDT NEW
            Pinback's not a Trump stan, silly, he's just a doomer! NT by MM 06/01/2024, 9:09pm PDT NEW
                I am all things to all people. NT by pinback 06/02/2024, 3:41am PDT NEW
                Also what is a "Stan"? NT by pinback 06/02/2024, 3:42am PDT NEW
                    Re: Also what is a "Stan"? by MM 06/02/2024, 6:10am PDT NEW
                        Oh. No, I am not a Trump Stan, he is vile in every conceivable respect. by pinback 06/02/2024, 8:46am PDT NEW
    me NT by Oh 05/31/2024, 4:46pm PDT NEW
    People ATTEMPT to bully me. Please do nothing, I find their efforts... amusing. NT by Mischief Maker 05/31/2024, 5:25pm PDT NEW
        MM has a 3-digit IQ and a job, and … by Mysteriobama 06/01/2024, 5:38pm PDT NEW
    I don't understand NT by John Dilks 05/31/2024, 6:25pm PDT NEW
    Us, Modberg NT by Palestinians 05/31/2024, 10:19pm PDT NEW
        Holy shit, that's all it took by laudablepuss 06/01/2024, 9:20am PDT NEW
            I'm new but I get results. by Modberg 06/01/2024, 9:53am PDT NEW
                Can you delete posts that lack any capital letters and punctuation? NT by Geryk 06/04/2024, 10:14am PDT NEW
                    Go away with this shit NT by laudablepuss 06/04/2024, 10:18am PDT NEW
                        It wasn't him, darling ;) NT by Gasoline 06/04/2024, 1:04pm PDT NEW
                        fuck off, wanna be moderator NT by ugh 06/04/2024, 1:54pm PDT NEW
                            You're trash NT by Karmaboi 06/04/2024, 2:37pm PDT NEW
                            Re: fuck off, wanna be moderator by laudablepuss 06/05/2024, 3:01pm PDT NEW
                                Re: fuck off, wanna be moderator by laudablepuss 06/05/2024, 3:12pm PDT NEW

Does this site have a seller's premium? NT by Question Hound 06/01/2023, 9:14pm PDT NEW
    I have a dick the size of a donkey's btw NT by Donkey Dikk 06/01/2023, 9:15pm PDT NEW
        I have a giant cock by Ask Me Anything 06/01/2023, 9:45pm PDT NEW
            All this fuss over an oversized rooster. NT by Mischief Maker 06/01/2023, 10:26pm PDT NEW
            How much has it positively/negatively affected your life on balance overall NT by Mr. Penis Licker 06/02/2023, 7:56am PDT NEW
                There are cons, but the pros... by Ask Me Anything 06/03/2023, 5:01pm PDT NEW
    Re: Does this site have a seller's premium? by Mysterio 06/05/2023, 9:50pm PDT NEW
        I'm back by tw. It got BIGGER NT by Donkey Dikk 06/04/2024, 3:31pm PDT NEW

ooooooooo tensions are running HOT! NT by hehehehehe SNORT 04/26/2024, 7:53pm PDT NEW
    Let's all try to get along for the rest of the month NT by [SPEECH] 65% 04/26/2024, 9:59pm PDT NEW
        It's time to ban "skin suit" NT by Shut up, bigot 04/27/2024, 1:58pm PDT NEW
            Re: It's time to ban "skin suit" by Gary 05/01/2024, 11:16am PDT NEW
                Reddit is fucking unreadable now with the "I mean" shit. NT by Ray Gun Gunray 05/01/2024, 10:30pm PDT NEW
                    true NT by Modberg 05/02/2024, 6:51am PDT NEW
    Re: ooooooooo tensions are running HOT! by Geryk 05/07/2024, 5:45am PDT NEW
        I am a thought leader, however. by Geryk 05/08/2024, 5:41pm PDT NEW
    Know your place, imbecile. NT by Modberg 05/18/2024, 2:14pm PDT NEW
    Horrible site. See you again never NT by Mysterio 05/21/2024, 10:25am PDT NEW
        Oh no! We lost THAT guy! What did we do wrong? How will we ever recover??? NT by Mysterioso 05/21/2024, 10:40am PDT NEW
            Re: Oh no! We lost THAT guy! What did we do wrong? How will we ever recover??? by Mysterio 05/21/2024, 11:04am PDT NEW
                ashaked is what I'm going to call furious masturbation from now on NT by laudablepuss 05/21/2024, 11:38am PDT NEW
                Re: Oh no! We lost THAT guy! What did we do wrong? How will we ever recover??? by Mysteriobama 05/21/2024, 7:52pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Oh no! We lost THAT guy! What did we do wrong? How will we ever recover??? by george 05/21/2024, 8:47pm PDT NEW
                Ass-shake is your mom’s screen name on Tinder NT by ~THE LOCUST~ 05/22/2024, 6:16pm PDT NEW
    Some of you are too stupid to be here by Modberg 05/31/2024, 8:51am PDT NEW
    The bullying has to stop on this site.It's affecting real people and their lives NT by Eury 05/31/2024, 1:27pm PDT NEW

$4000 Venmo / NFT for the identity of Ulrachi NT by AND ADDRESS 05/21/2024, 4:07pm PDT NEW
    I only take payment in shitcoin NT by Mysterio 05/21/2024, 4:49pm PDT NEW
    You're paying through Venmo and an NFT? NT by Oh 05/21/2024, 4:53pm PDT NEW
        You can't doxx people here, Oh. First warning. NT by Modberg 05/21/2024, 5:04pm PDT NEW
    Damn. All my money's tied up in bakeries and plantations NT by Wut's the xchge rt 4 banana bread? 05/21/2024, 10:11pm PDT NEW

registration page? WEhere? Hello? NT by fucking dumb asses 05/19/2024, 2:10pm PDT NEW

Discussions about Hi Fi Rush are now on my personally BANNED list by John List 05/17/2024, 12:32pm PDT NEW

new mod by Berg 04/24/2024, 4:23pm PDT NEW
    Jonesy LARPing as rando mods here never gets old. Esp when people rage against NT by them nonsensically 04/24/2024, 5:06pm PDT NEW
        I need a raise by Berg 04/24/2024, 5:13pm PDT NEW
            I name you… MODBERG NT by Auntie Semi-tight 04/24/2024, 6:58pm PDT NEW

I require all of the site data, as I shall launch a clone site. by John Dilks 04/16/2024, 4:34pm PDT NEW
    Fucking entitled joke thieves. by MM 04/16/2024, 5:00pm PDT NEW
        You rang? by K. Thor Jensen 04/16/2024, 5:24pm PDT NEW
            I'll retract the last post. Never followed K.Thor outside his OMM forum posts. NT by MM 04/16/2024, 5:26pm PDT NEW
                I hope Kthor, Jon Hendren, and all the other losers who tried to avoid getting a NT by real job die horrible deaths 04/17/2024, 8:04am PDT NEW
                    Does anyone still remember K. Thor and the other "funny twitter" losers? by blackwater 04/17/2024, 8:48pm PDT NEW
                        A corporate cocksucker like blackwater disliking Kthor: funniest shit possible by hahaha 04/18/2024, 6:06am PDT NEW
                            Yeah wtf is going on here NT by laudablepuss 04/18/2024, 9:01am PDT NEW
                    Jeez relax by KThor ator 04/17/2024, 10:36pm PDT NEW
                        Never heard of Forever Amber by blackwater 04/18/2024, 8:53am PDT NEW
            He is a "joke thief"? What? NT by Huh>? 04/18/2024, 8:55am PDT NEW
                He isn't NT by I Hate Epic 04/18/2024, 9:29am PDT NEW

Anyone else have a zombieworld.com or evilemail.com email account? by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/25/2019, 6:53pm PDT NEW
    I don't believe those are actual domain names, is probably the issue. NT by pinback 09/25/2019, 7:42pm PDT NEW
        People get this: by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/26/2019, 7:55am PDT NEW
            Evilemail also affected by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/26/2019, 9:12pm PDT NEW
                Conclusion: the dude at poehosting.com fixed it. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/27/2019, 5:55am PDT NEW
                    Re: Conclusion: the dude at poehosting.com fixed it. by random internet lurker 12/28/2019, 9:35pm PST NEW
                        Re: Conclusion: the dude at poehosting.com fixed it. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/28/2019, 9:48pm PST NEW
                            Re: Conclusion: the dude at poehosting.com fixed it. by random internet lurker 12/28/2019, 10:11pm PST NEW
                                Google killed evilemail / zombieworld just now by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/05/2022, 2:51pm PDT NEW
                                    How about @fags.gamersangst.com? NT by Mischief Maker 08/05/2022, 7:58pm PDT NEW
                                        That will never die. NT by Eury 08/05/2022, 11:14pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Google killed evilemail / zombieworld just now by Jase. 09/01/2022, 11:10am PDT NEW
                                    Re: Google killed evilemail / zombieworld just now by Mysterio 10/01/2022, 9:38pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: Google killed evilemail / zombieworld just now by Mysterio 10/01/2022, 10:27pm PDT NEW
                                            thanks chet, you asshole NT by asshole 04/15/2024, 1:18pm PDT NEW

Most of you are terrible posters that the old guard would have hated. NT by Look inward and improve yourselves. 03/11/2024, 2:13pm PDT NEW
    Too gay or not gay enough? by laudablepuss 03/11/2024, 2:21pm PDT NEW
        What a silly question! The answer is ALWAYS "not gay enough!" NT by Mischief Maker 03/11/2024, 2:40pm PDT NEW
            MM is correct. by Look inward and improve yourselves 03/11/2024, 9:42pm PDT NEW
        T'was the second age of the third age of Caltrops by Dildo the Hobbit 04/09/2024, 12:09am PDT NEW
            He doesn't even have a good computer. NT by Dr. Zall 04/10/2024, 9:45am PDT NEW
    Please link to your recent posts as examples of improving NT by We'll wait... 03/12/2024, 12:59pm PDT NEW
        I did a lot of good work with the goatse.cx collective. I'm an effective old tim NT by Look inward and improve yourselves. 03/12/2024, 2:42pm PDT NEW

btw, happy birthday ICJ by laudablepuss 04/08/2024, 12:37pm PDT NEW
    Oh hey, happy birthday! NT by MM 04/08/2024, 1:14pm PDT NEW

Congratulations! I'll be checking ONE of you into rehab to start the new year! NT by Dr. Foughtrough 01/03/2024, 5:36pm PST NEW
    Time to clean this place up. NT by Let's go. 02/20/2024, 8:10pm PST NEW

Site costs by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/21/2023, 12:22pm PDT NEW
    How do I (we) donate NT by laudablepuss 08/21/2023, 5:10pm PDT NEW
        Well?! Don't leave laudable hanging. by Jerry Whorebach 08/23/2023, 10:28am PDT NEW
    just hire weev NT by he's not offended by racist shitpos 08/22/2023, 5:31pm PDT NEW
    *rolls up sleeves* by Entropy Stew 08/22/2023, 10:02pm PDT NEW
        Ok, I shall this week. Thank you. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/28/2023, 7:28am PDT NEW
            Hmm yes pigbum.com sounds like the way to go. NT by Injustice 08/28/2023, 10:12pm PDT NEW
            Did you not mail me yet, or am I having issues? NT by Entropy Stew 09/25/2023, 10:12pm PDT NEW
                Re: Did you not mail me yet, or am I having issues? by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/26/2023, 8:47pm PDT NEW
            Re: Ok, I shall this week. Thank you. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/29/2023, 10:13am PST NEW
                I will donate for an N-word pass by Just on this site, not across life 12/29/2023, 11:56am PST NEW
    For only $38,000, you could register the domain for 100 years by Blackwater 08/27/2023, 9:52am PDT NEW
    Upgrade fun by Entropy Stew 12/29/2023, 3:51pm PST NEW
        EntropyStew is your 2023 Caltrops MVP by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/29/2023, 6:54pm PST NEW
            Don don don fuck with my myonoey by Get Money 12/29/2023, 7:09pm PST NEW
                We're back! NT by The Army of Shitposters 12/29/2023, 7:19pm PST NEW

Anyway, Merry Christmas to all. by Your Friendly Neigjbirhood CoSysop 12/23/2023, 2:34pm PST NEW

Maybe dupe the spambots by changing "Article Submissions" to "Farticle submissio NT by ns"? -MM 12/23/2023, 6:28am PST NEW
    gottem by hehe 12/23/2023, 10:03am PST NEW

Some threads keep getting pushed to the top with "Today" post notifications by but there are no new posts 12/22/2023, 11:43am PST NEW
    Re: Some threads keep getting pushed to the top with "Today" post notifications by Mr. EO 12/22/2023, 11:47am PST NEW
    Probably ICJ pruning spambot messages. NT by MM 12/22/2023, 12:38pm PST NEW
        Yes. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/22/2023, 6:31pm PST NEW

Any plans for 2024? NT by Johnny Fivedicks 12/11/2023, 8:40am PST NEW
    Delete the political forums? NT by Mysterio 12/11/2023, 10:47am PST NEW
        Mahomes, is that you? NT by laudablepuss 12/11/2023, 3:04pm PST NEW
    Going for the record NT by Johnny Sixdicks 12/12/2023, 12:53pm PST NEW
    Re: Any plans for 2024? by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/12/2023, 7:01pm PST NEW
    Banning the retards would be a good choice. NT by Feris 12/15/2023, 10:08am PST NEW
        Why stard now NT by Rudy 12/15/2023, 10:12am PST NEW
        BAN THE NAZIS! NT by [i define "nazi"] 12/15/2023, 5:19pm PST NEW
            And therein lies the PROBLEM WITH THE LEFT by too ashamed to say 12/18/2023, 9:58am PST NEW
                I'll donate 3,000$ to charity if politics are never again discussed on NT by this site 12/18/2023, 10:10am PST NEW
                    Yeah, lets just talk about the CoD game where you commit war crimes for Reagan! NT by Mischief Maker 12/18/2023, 10:17am PST NEW
                        (crickets) NT by A Reddit User Awarded You Gold! 12/18/2023, 11:13am PST NEW
                            Don't you think you should have waited AT LEAST an hour before using (crickets)? NT by Mischief Maker 12/18/2023, 5:01pm PST NEW
                                I do. NT by Feris 12/18/2023, 5:12pm PST NEW
                    No you won't, but also, why? NT by laudablepuss 12/18/2023, 10:34am PST NEW
                I think it's a deliberate attempt by the right to obfuscate the definition. by Mischief Maker 12/18/2023, 10:16am PST NEW
                    Re: I think it's a deliberate attempt by the right to obfuscate the definition. by Mr. EO 12/18/2023, 12:46pm PST NEW
                        Basing your worldview off Joe Rogan's friends is how people end up eating NT by horse de-wormer toast. 12/18/2023, 5:03pm PST NEW
                            Classy unsigned MM dismissal by Mr. EO 12/18/2023, 6:04pm PST NEW
                                It was me NT by Mysterio 12/18/2023, 6:40pm PST NEW
                                    Sign it Elmyr, I'm impressed NT by Mr. EO 12/18/2023, 6:50pm PST NEW
                                        Or sign it "Hitler" and he'll agree with whatever NT by you post 12/18/2023, 9:56pm PST NEW
                                            Gee gee oh who could it be NT by Gasoline 12/19/2023, 12:01pm PST NEW
                                                That previous post was not me. NT by MM 12/20/2023, 6:36am PST NEW
                                                    Noted... NT by Mr. EO 12/20/2023, 5:44pm PST NEW
                        Time to "I was just pretending to be retarded" by 2 days 12/19/2023, 8:34am PST NEW
                            We were the sigma virgins the whole time! NT by 40 y/o Cable virgin roommates 12/19/2023, 12:12pm PST NEW
                            "Hitler was right about everything" was unexpected. NT by Understatement Man 12/20/2023, 12:12pm PST NEW
                    I mean, someone's definitely obfuscating something by bowel weevil 12/18/2023, 8:16pm PST NEW
                        He said non-whites entering the US are poisoning our bloodline. by Mischief Maker 12/18/2023, 8:25pm PST NEW
                            Not gonna admit you've been diluting language for political advant for 20+ years by bowel weevil 12/20/2023, 5:28pm PST NEW
                                Sure. NT by MM 12/20/2023, 7:02pm PST NEW
                                /runs a murderous insurrection, gets cops killed, still supports orange waste of by Y-Y-Y-YOUR WORDS ONLINE!!! tears 12/20/2023, 7:19pm PST NEW
                                    Come on, it's not like the word vermin was tossed around NT by Hitler Had Some Good IUDs 12/20/2023, 7:34pm PST NEW
                                        I'm going to get mod status and shut this shit hole down. NT by Vanessa Bayer's Rachel 12/20/2023, 7:47pm PST NEW
                                    Are we supporting cops again NT by Most? Cops Are Bastards 12/21/2023, 10:42am PST NEW
                                        Don't murder cops in insurrections. Easy thing to be in favor of. by Feris 12/21/2023, 3:01pm PST NEW
                                            Are there circumstances its appropriate to murder cops besides insurrections? NT by Mysterio 12/21/2023, 11:50pm PST NEW
                                                Yes. if a fat orange retard who got a million of us killed says to while licking by Putin's boots, then it's ok 12/22/2023, 7:12am PST NEW
                Who can even define "virgin" anymore? NT by The Cables 12/18/2023, 3:15pm PST NEW
    I'm going to be 50 :( by laudablepuss 12/19/2023, 10:36am PST NEW
    You people are pushing 60. Behave yourselves. NT by Understatement Man 12/19/2023, 11:51am PST NEW
        Are you talking to me? 49 isn't pushing 60 by laudablepuss 12/19/2023, 12:47pm PST NEW
            No. It was just a guess at the general age range of people here. NT by Understatement Man 12/19/2023, 9:46pm PST NEW
            Being a virgin rooming with your twin brother in your 40s is effectively pushing NT by 60 12/20/2023, 2:36am PST NEW
                60K off that tasty shared mortgage, I bet their rate is like 2.5% NT by cable = smarter than u 12/20/2023, 8:46pm PST NEW
                    Why not go FREE mortgage and stay in mom's basement forever? Even smarter! NT by You're a genius sir A+ 12/21/2023, 7:39pm PST NEW
                        cuz dey gotta ploooooooooooooooooooow NT by plow ;) 12/21/2023, 7:59pm PST NEW
                            Here's a free piece of wisdom from how we live by a functual adult 12/22/2023, 2:31am PST NEW
                                cables aren't even here and they trolled this guy NT by Mysterio 12/22/2023, 8:06am PST NEW
                                    I can't tell who is shitposting and who isn't any more NT by Johnny Fivedicks 12/22/2023, 11:02am PST NEW
    Tensions are running a little hot. NT by Why is that? 12/22/2023, 11:40am PST NEW

Operation: Garbage Day by Mysterio 12/01/2023, 7:59am PST NEW
    Is this officially sanctioned? NT by Yahtzeek 12/01/2023, 8:04am PST NEW
        No. I'm cleaning this dump up on my own. by Mysterio 12/01/2023, 8:22am PST NEW
            No you aren't. You won't do anything. NT by Karmaboi 12/01/2023, 12:59pm PST NEW
                You have all let this site down. by Feris 12/02/2023, 7:20am PST NEW
                    Re: You have all let this site down. NT by cable=virgin 12/02/2023, 7:59am PST NEW
    Re: Operation: Garbage Day by Manny 12/02/2023, 4:54pm PST NEW
        Hey man. Checking in. NT by Manny 12/16/2023, 6:19pm PST NEW

Why don't time codes work for youtube embeds anymore? NT by Mischief Maker 12/09/2023, 7:25pm PST NEW
    Probably because YouTube changed something. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/09/2023, 8:46pm PST NEW

Cool site hack by Vested Id 06/20/2023, 10:47am PDT NEW
    STOP HACKING THE SITE! by Dick Clownshoes 06/20/2023, 3:41pm PDT NEW
        I understood that reference :( NT by Think he's dead now 06/20/2023, 4:52pm PDT NEW
        Stolen valor NT by Damien Leonhardt 06/20/2023, 5:37pm PDT NEW
        Re: STOP HACKING THE SITE! by The OMM Fugitive 10/21/2023, 10:36am PDT NEW
            Re: STOP HACKING THE SITE! by laudablepuss 10/23/2023, 9:44pm PDT NEW
                START SKIMMING NT by START SKIMMING 10/30/2023, 11:17am PDT NEW
            Any person on the net being able to gain access to a thing because they changed by Entropy Stew 11/16/2023, 12:27pm PST NEW

Do any of you consider today to be a good day at Caltrops? by Poll Taker Guy 11/06/2023, 2:15pm PST NEW
    So that's one vote for Caltrops needs more laudablepuss's 'Dilbert' content NT by This place used to talk about games 11/06/2023, 2:18pm PST NEW
        I created the poll, I may not indulge in its sweetness. NT by Poll Taker Guy 11/06/2023, 2:35pm PST NEW
        5 games were commented on in the last 24 hours by how many is enough for you? 11/06/2023, 3:41pm PST NEW
        Lmao NT by What's wrong with Dilbertent anyway 11/06/2023, 4:28pm PST NEW
    No poll dummy NT by Gasoline 11/06/2023, 2:23pm PST NEW
    This was a good day NT by Time Cube 11/06/2023, 4:29pm PST NEW

If I have been hard on anyone here, it is only because I believed in NT by Them 10/11/2023, 5:41pm PDT NEW
    ((Them))???? NT by What could he mean by this 10/11/2023, 6:11pm PDT NEW
        Maybe they mean it in a sexy way? NT by Mischief Maker 10/11/2023, 8:11pm PDT NEW
            He's "hard" on some of us by laudablepuss 10/11/2023, 8:28pm PDT NEW
                I have an idea (wait come back) by laudablepuss 10/12/2023, 7:52am PDT NEW
                    I liked "Shitposterio" NT by From that old ES browser plug-in 10/12/2023, 11:55am PDT NEW
                        Sometimes the Mysterios around here are truth tellers though. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/12/2023, 1:33pm PDT NEW
    Remember by Yahtzeek 10/30/2023, 9:10am PDT NEW

I think it's time to rename "The Zionist Media Conspiracy" forum. by Mischief Maker 11/01/2018, 3:28pm PDT NEW
    I hope Jonesy sits on this one for a minute by Vested Id 11/01/2018, 4:42pm PDT NEW
        Much bigger changes have already happened for far lesser reasons. NT by Quentinbec 11/01/2018, 5:34pm PDT NEW
    I'm not wedded to that name. Post some ideas! But the ZMC joke is expired. NT by Mischief Maker 11/01/2018, 5:30pm PDT NEW
        The Rape Button Forum? The Throbbing Nigger Cock Forum? NT by Roop 11/01/2018, 6:04pm PDT NEW
        Are you offended, or are you running interference for fragile jewish people? by Russian Bots 11/01/2018, 6:08pm PDT NEW
            Nah, I'm just triggering the cons. NT by Mischief Maker 11/01/2018, 6:37pm PDT NEW
        What joke? by Vested Id 11/01/2018, 8:25pm PDT NEW
    How about MyTube? by blackwater 11/01/2018, 6:38pm PDT NEW
        Too much like JewTube. Show some respect, many holocaust survivors read Caltrops NT by Russian Bots 11/01/2018, 7:01pm PDT NEW
    Of course, old friend. Perhaps the following would be a good solution. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/01/2018, 7:03pm PDT NEW
        Sweet, glad I could witness the beginning of the end. NT by Russian Bots 11/01/2018, 7:11pm PDT NEW
            http://www.cafepress.com/caltrops/Zionist_Media_Conspiracy_Childs_Bib.asp by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/01/2018, 7:28pm PDT NEW
                What am I doing wrong here? by Russian Bots 11/01/2018, 7:50pm PDT NEW
        Thanks! NT by Mischief Maker 11/01/2018, 7:20pm PDT NEW
            Congratulations! by Gas the Kikes, Race War Now! 11/01/2018, 8:15pm PDT NEW
                You don't even know why the forum was named that, so STFU. NT by blackwater 11/01/2018, 9:05pm PDT NEW
                    You are an extraordinary person. NT by 1488 11/01/2018, 9:06pm PDT NEW
        Why stop there? by Roop 11/01/2018, 8:08pm PDT NEW
            Sigh. MM originally named the Zionist Media Conspiracy by blackwater 11/02/2018, 12:12am PDT NEW
                Has he asked you for dick pics over chat yet? NT by Alex Jones 11/02/2018, 12:23am PDT NEW
                Well congrats, he just made the nazi forum by Roop 11/02/2018, 12:25am PDT NEW
                    Not a bad point NT by Vested Id 11/02/2018, 12:55am PDT NEW
                    For balance we should rename MMs forum MMs Illegal Zionist Occupation NT by Thanos 11/02/2018, 6:18am PDT NEW
                I Always thought INC made the ZMC, He's jewish too! NT by The Happy Merchant 11/02/2018, 12:30am PDT NEW
                Thanks, it helps knowing that by Vested Id 11/02/2018, 12:54am PDT NEW
                Lies and the lying liars who tell them. NT by Al Franken 10/09/2023, 12:01pm PDT NEW
                Damn, Not like that guy to get something fundamentally wrong. NT by Mysterio 10/09/2023, 2:09pm PDT NEW
        Why create a new forum instead of just renaming it? by Entropy Stew 11/26/2018, 2:41pm PST NEW
            I respected you! NT by Vested Id 11/26/2018, 2:51pm PST NEW
                That name was originally chosen as a base for INC by Entropy Stew 11/26/2018, 3:52pm PST NEW
                    Re: That name was originally chosen as a base for INC by Vested Id 11/26/2018, 9:54pm PST NEW
            He was worried about old link not working, I think NT by laudablepuss 11/26/2018, 2:59pm PST NEW
                Right. I don't trust myself trying to haxx0r the database. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/26/2018, 5:12pm PST NEW
    Wait, are we NeoGAF now? NT by Motherhead 11/01/2018, 9:10pm PDT NEW
    You have officially jumped the shark NT by You worthless cowardly shit 11/01/2018, 10:03pm PDT NEW
        gruman NT by gruman 11/01/2018, 11:30pm PDT NEW
    It's a honeypot trap by Alex Jones 11/01/2018, 11:52pm PDT NEW
        Curses! Your all-natural supplements allowed you to see through my wicked plot! by Mischief Maker 11/02/2018, 12:07am PDT NEW
            Oh you! by Alex Jones 11/02/2018, 12:18am PDT NEW
            Woosh NT by Vested Id 11/02/2018, 12:50am PDT NEW
    I am LAUGHING WITH DELIGHT NT by Satan 11/02/2018, 10:59am PDT NEW
    How about Mediauschwitz? NT by Mysterio 11/27/2018, 11:47am PST NEW
        The Hollywood Holocauster. NT by Callow Sniper 11/27/2018, 11:51am PST NEW
            Jewish Man Smothering Your Dotter On Casting Couch NT by Mysterio 11/27/2018, 6:51pm PST NEW

Hey new modfag, your first crisis in BoP. Get snappy, chappy NT by Mysterio 08/17/2023, 9:57pm PDT NEW
    HELLO? NEWFAG?? GET IN THERE by Mysterio 08/17/2023, 10:17pm PDT NEW
        Harmless. NT by Your Friendly Neigjbirhood CoSysop 08/19/2023, 9:00pm PDT NEW

"Just keep going, it should clot in a few minutes" - shitmod to disgusted trucke NT by Mysterio 09/12/2020, 7:51pm PDT NEW
    Guess we're banning people for opinions on Dune now NT by great forum 09/12/2020, 8:09pm PDT NEW
        Good, we wore out free speech now it's bannon time! NT by And invoke "NT"! 09/12/2020, 9:16pm PDT NEW
    Can you explain what you mean? Honestly don't know NT by Mysterio 09/12/2020, 9:42pm PDT NEW
    NordVPN? by NordVPN. 09/13/2020, 1:49pm PDT NEW
    Wait. Did the old mod let a poster bleed out? NT by Lars 08/08/2023, 11:32am PDT NEW
        Like many clowns, he was a serial killer. NT by Question Hound 08/08/2023, 1:57pm PDT NEW
            A good website doesn't lets it's users die NT by SA kind of did 08/08/2023, 4:20pm PDT NEW
                And its admins! NT by rip lowtax 08/09/2023, 2:06pm PDT NEW
                    When the alley oop is an interception NT by Foal Paw 08/09/2023, 2:45pm PDT NEW
                        The Third Dick Clownshoes got his neck caught in an industrial edger NT by Hym 08/09/2023, 10:04pm PDT NEW
                            How many Dicks Clownshoe have there been? by Question Hound 08/10/2023, 12:57am PDT NEW
                                All the way to Uranus! by CattleHumper 08/10/2023, 7:37am PDT NEW
                                    grumman by Mysterio 08/10/2023, 4:08pm PDT NEW

I do not care for all of the cursing. Wasn't used to be like this. NT by Lars 08/08/2023, 11:30am PDT NEW

What's with all the forums being moved to the top? NT by Mischief Maker 07/10/2023, 8:20pm PDT NEW
    Welcome to the New! Caltrops.com by Your Friendly Neigjbirhood CoSysop 07/10/2023, 8:39pm PDT NEW
        Not sure if Cabaret Voltron is putting the best foot forward. by John Gulp 07/10/2023, 8:58pm PDT NEW
        Memories of QC really got my digestive system working by laudablepuss 07/10/2023, 10:19pm PDT NEW

I miss Gutsby NT by Mike "US Gamer" Lindell 06/30/2023, 9:25pm PDT NEW
    Caltrops outlasted another junk website, this time twotter NT by Mysterio 07/01/2023, 5:47pm PDT NEW

Reminder: Caltrops.com Rules by Been Minnowman 04/04/2019, 11:10am PDT NEW
    You missed a spot ("/r/TorontoBlueJays") NT by pinback 04/04/2019, 11:21am PDT NEW
        Appreciate this thank you by Vested Id 04/04/2019, 11:56am PDT NEW
            I clicked it thinking it was Caltrops.com RULES! and was disappointed NT by Thought someone had positive feedba 04/04/2019, 9:59pm PDT NEW
    Hey Asshole! You missed me by 3 days NT by April Fools Day 04/04/2019, 2:37pm PDT NEW
    Reminder. These are still the official CALTROPS rules by Been Minnowman 03/25/2022, 9:29am PDT NEW
    no more mods s NT by quit you FUCKING BITCH 06/27/2023, 1:54pm PDT NEW

I am trying to protect you people. Do you all a favor. NT by Dick Clownshoes 12/13/2022, 10:08pm PST NEW
    Me and my social credit score thank you. No more thought crime. NT by Reformed wrongthinker 12/14/2022, 1:04am PST NEW
        Seriously. Why not take my help? NT by Dick Clownshoes 12/14/2022, 1:05pm PST NEW
            Elaborate on the help you're offering. NT by Curious in Sheboygan. 12/14/2022, 8:35pm PST NEW
            They've built an identity out of being angry. Offering help is seen as an by existential threat 12/16/2022, 6:04pm PST NEW
                And all of you have built an identity out of gullibility. NT by Mysterio2 12/16/2022, 6:30pm PST NEW
                    Re: And all of you have built an identity out of gullibility. by Mysterious Stranger 12/16/2022, 11:00pm PST NEW
    QUIT BITCH NT by quit you FUCKING BITCH 06/15/2023, 4:45pm PDT NEW
        Re: QUIT BITCH by quit you FUCKING BITCH 06/15/2023, 5:01pm PDT NEW
            eat it NT by quit you FUCKING BITCH 06/27/2023, 1:53pm PDT NEW

The last DC was found strangled in a Boston quik mart bathroom by He is dead 06/25/2023, 5:05pm PDT NEW
    The previous to this DC fell into a cement mixer NT by I Spit Truth and Sunflower Seeds 06/25/2023, 7:41pm PDT NEW
    That mod was bad. NT by Andrew Bernard, Mod Critic 06/26/2023, 4:09am PDT NEW
        Just Caltroppers killing Clownshoes. What else is new with all y'all NT by Gaige Grosskreutz 06/26/2023, 11:50am PDT NEW
            darn, I was saving my "Dick Clownsyndrome" joke and now it's useless! NT by laudablepuss 06/26/2023, 4:13pm PDT NEW
        this u? https://twitter.com/bernardtrauma NT by Gaige Grosskreutz 06/26/2023, 11:51am PDT NEW
    You're missing a key on your keyboard, friend. Also let me do the next mod. by ladimir Putin 06/26/2023, 2:43pm PDT NEW

When can the healing begin? NT by Mysterio 06/11/2023, 7:07am PDT NEW
    It has to hurt if it's to heal! NT by Urgl 06/11/2023, 7:44am PDT NEW
    Today by Dick Clownshoes 06/11/2023, 9:43am PDT NEW
        Hey guess what, I'm replying by laudablepuss 06/11/2023, 2:15pm PDT NEW
            Because protecting the fragile self esteem of bleachers is top priority here NT by BLM, burning down Roop's house 06/11/2023, 6:54pm PDT NEW
                Joe Biden smokes crack NT by Roop 06/12/2023, 1:15am PDT NEW
                    Why say this? Why spread such information? NT by Gary 06/12/2023, 10:18am PDT NEW
        What infighting? NT by Dr. Foughtrough 06/11/2023, 5:05pm PDT NEW
            I'm just going to guess he deleted something by laudablepuss 06/11/2023, 7:10pm PDT NEW
                Dick Clownshow NT by Geryk 06/11/2023, 10:07pm PDT NEW
                    thisssss NT by quit you FUCKING BITCH 06/15/2023, 8:24pm PDT NEW
                        die NT by quit you FUCKING BITCH 06/16/2023, 3:47pm PDT NEW
                            Re: die by Ray Gun Gunray 06/17/2023, 10:09pm PDT NEW
                                Some people got addicted to outrage over being oppressed and now it's the only by way they can feel alive 06/17/2023, 11:30pm PDT NEW
                                Try and put together the letters N, I, G, G, E, and R and post it and let us NT by know what happens (nothing) 06/19/2023, 3:16pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Try and put together the letters N, I, G, G, E, and R and post it and let us by Ray Gun Gunray 06/20/2023, 8:27am PDT NEW

Caltrops will be going invite only on July 1, 2023 NT by Dick Clownshoes 06/05/2023, 11:19pm PDT NEW
    [X] Doubt NT by The Cop from L.A. Noire 06/06/2023, 9:58am PDT NEW
        No invite for you, little man. NT by Dick Clownshoes 06/06/2023, 3:19pm PDT NEW
    I INVITE you to suck my dick! NT by 8========D 06/06/2023, 10:39am PDT NEW
        No invite for you. NT by Dick Clownshoes 06/06/2023, 3:19pm PDT NEW
    The Your're Full Of It forum will be going silent that day to be in solidarity NT by Roop 06/06/2023, 1:03pm PDT NEW
    How will Reddit going dark affect Caltrops? NT by John Gulp 06/06/2023, 3:20pm PDT NEW
        We'll bury it in the back yard beside Google+, Friendster, & AOL instant messeng NT by blackwater 06/07/2023, 4:25pm PDT NEW

Quick question: why does the site suck donkey dick now? NT by Question Hound 04/19/2023, 7:27pm PDT NEW
    We ran out of horses. NT by Equestrian 04/27/2023, 11:29am PDT NEW
        I've chucked 7 posters here. by Question Hound 05/19/2023, 6:49pm PDT NEW
            We'll, I think you've managed to answer your own questions here, have NT by you? 05/19/2023, 10:40pm PDT NEW
    It's been a good little site by Kantbot 05/19/2023, 8:51pm PDT NEW
        Here is a tweet of a lawyer that filed as an NFT by Karmaboi 05/19/2023, 9:43pm PDT NEW
    Elon NT by Roop 05/19/2023, 11:18pm PDT NEW
        I eff heeeeem NT by assman 05/20/2023, 12:10am PDT NEW
    It's been a slow month in terms of game releases. by Mischief Maker 05/20/2023, 5:45am PDT NEW
        I would! But I will be the change I would like to see. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/20/2023, 11:11am PDT NEW

Caltrops is 20 years old NT by Dick Clownboots 04/25/2023, 10:03pm PDT NEW
    Is there a faq? NT by Roop 04/25/2023, 10:27pm PDT NEW
        Is there a fag? NT by Beavis and Butthead 04/27/2023, 9:52am PDT NEW

Put this site out of its misery. by Brad Wardell 03/03/2023, 8:07pm PST NEW
    Put yourself out of your misery. NT by Vertical slits, not horizontal! 03/03/2023, 8:14pm PST NEW
    I was of this opinion awhile back. by Worm 03/03/2023, 10:29pm PST NEW
        Nobody is telling you to cut your wrists, however. by Brad Wardell 03/04/2023, 10:18am PST NEW
            HAHAHAH "You only say that because YOU'VE never been savaged by the Caltrops by ideological MURDER machine!" 03/04/2023, 6:21pm PST NEW
                Re: HAHAHAH "You only say that because YOU'VE never been savaged by the Caltrops by Brad D. Wardell 03/04/2023, 7:49pm PST NEW
                    Re: HAHAHAH "You only say that because YOU'VE never been savaged by the Caltrops by ideological MURDER machine!" 03/05/2023, 8:23am PST NEW
                        Do you all actually know who you are responding to on this site? by pinback 03/05/2023, 3:28pm PST NEW
                            This was not posted by me NT by Pinback 03/05/2023, 4:44pm PST NEW
                                Who, then? Who posted it? by Brad D. Wardell 03/08/2023, 1:26pm PST NEW
                                    Very well. Now answer me. NT by Mr. LaForge 03/08/2023, 1:27pm PST NEW
                                        Mister LaForge, suck my penis~!! NT by Your CAPITAIN 03/08/2023, 1:46pm PST NEW
                                    Oh, that was Pinback Prime. He gets the body on the weekends. NT by pinback 03/08/2023, 10:30pm PST NEW
        You could be part of the SOLUTION. NT by The Final Solution Guy 03/05/2023, 11:31am PST NEW
    What are you talking about? This is a site where people recommend fun games! by Mischief Maker 03/04/2023, 11:38am PST NEW
        I wouldn't have found 3/4 of the shit I play if not for Caltrops NT by Mysteriobama 03/04/2023, 1:37pm PST NEW
        oh shit, it's out finally!? by E. L. Koba 03/05/2023, 12:47pm PST NEW
    Love always includes risk. by Precious Princess Prettypants 03/05/2023, 5:43pm PST NEW
    This is what I think you all look like. by Mysterio 04/17/2023, 9:39pm PDT NEW
        Who told you about my neon walking stick?!! NT by Mischief Maker 04/17/2023, 10:07pm PDT NEW
        Simply marvelous NT by Mr. EO 04/17/2023, 10:16pm PDT NEW

Really lacking on allies here. NT by j 02/13/2023, 3:01pm PST NEW
    Explain NT by Geryk 02/21/2023, 8:59pm PST NEW
        Alot of people dont get that their BIGGEST issue isnt everyones NT by Mysterio 02/26/2023, 6:11am PST NEW
    No, you really need to explain. by Mysterio 02/26/2023, 4:28pm PST NEW
        just sad to see is all. NT by j 03/06/2023, 10:43am PST NEW
            More like NT by :j 03/06/2023, 10:44am PST NEW
                ok. that i smiled at NT by j 03/06/2023, 10:53am PST NEW

caltrops.com, my dude, did you just serve me an SSL cert that expired yesterday? by blackwater 02/21/2023, 12:06am PST NEW
    Safety check: NT by Not safe 02/21/2023, 1:33am PST NEW
    I saw it too. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/21/2023, 6:14am PST NEW
        I guess it's the host. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/21/2023, 6:24am PST NEW

 
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