 How to inline Twitter, Youtube, others by Caltrops 06/23/2018, 8:48pm PDT
Example for "Rick Roll": [youtube id=dQw4w9WgXcQ] by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/27/2018, 10:12pm PDT
This is wrong. You need quotes there. You're not helping by adding posts to the by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/17/2018, 10:43am PDT
I'd give anything for him to add a post to a sticky, just one more time. =( NT by pinback 04/03/2019, 2:17pm PDT
http to https forward by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/18/2019, 7:27am PDT
Using mod_rewrite is like praying to Satan;you trade your soul for worldly power by Entropy Stew 04/18/2019, 8:01pm PDT
Hmm, maybe one fix? by Entropy Stew 04/19/2019, 10:36am PDT
Have you tried this fix yet, ICJ? by Mischief Maker 04/28/2019, 10:19am PDT
Or errors just stop posts from bumping the thread, like this last one. NT by MM 04/28/2019, 10:19am PDT
I did just now put Stew's change through. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/28/2019, 11:17am PDT
Re: I did just now put Stew's change through. by Mischief Maker 04/28/2019, 12:53pm PDT
I haven't seen any issues in a while. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/28/2019, 9:05pm PDT 
New main forum suggestion: "What game are you looking forward to?" NT by Mischief Maker 08/27/2019, 7:54pm PDT
Haven't we learned by now NOT to look forward to games? by The Happiness Engine 08/28/2019, 7:13pm PDT
ICJ, I insist you immediately adopt this other forum's format or I will self har by Mysterio 08/24/2019, 6:24am PDT
You have no jurisdiction here in this purple hell by blackwater 08/24/2019, 3:26pm PDT
Upcoming forum changes by Bradley Svedka. 08/12/2019, 10:32am PDT
Re: Upcoming forum changes by Judge Barry 08/12/2019, 12:09pm PDT
fag NT by Mysterio 08/12/2019, 12:40pm PDT
I run an xHamster hairy butthole angled modded Oblivion/Skyrim jackoff stream NT by Will my followers count? 08/12/2019, 3:58pm PDT
Yes, just need authenticated logs NT by Bradley Svedka. 08/12/2019, 7:47pm PDT
Are there plans for more mobile support? NT by Toro 07/06/2019, 8:37am PDT
Godwilling NT by No. No. No. 07/07/2019, 7:19pm PDT
The Caltrops mobile app must have a Rape Button! NT by Some guy from 2009 07/10/2019, 5:18pm PDT
Worst comment in years NT by Kill yourself 07/10/2019, 5:28pm PDT
No worries 2009 is already dead NT by Some dead guy from 2009 07/10/2019, 5:45pm PDT
Only if you let it die NT by 2009 was yesterday 07/10/2019, 6:56pm PDT
bitch are you for real NT by Osita Douthat 07/10/2019, 10:12pm PDT
I laughed. by Ulrachi 07/11/2019, 12:00pm PDT
Seriously just kill the site by Jesus 07/11/2019, 1:19pm PDT
Apex Legends forum please NT by Jack Bauer 07/10/2019, 1:13pm PDT
Previews of NT posts should add the `NT` to double-let you know. by The Happiness Engine 07/01/2019, 7:06pm PDT
OH! and post submissions! by The Happiness Engine 07/01/2019, 7:08pm PDT
New forum needed alert! by laudablepuss 06/18/2019, 11:43am PDT
Didnt there used to be six months of sub forums listed? NT by Jack Bauer 06/13/2019, 9:02am PDT
Yeah, I'll fix that. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/15/2019, 11:30am PDT
Jonesy, how is Tdarcos these days? NT by Mysteriobama 05/21/2019, 2:17pm PDT
His son just graduated by Vested Id 05/21/2019, 2:28pm PDT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFcqGGMPc3k NT by pinback 05/21/2019, 2:56pm PDT
+1 NT by blackwater 05/22/2019, 8:22am PDT
He is still sick and rehab NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/30/2019, 8:02am PDT
I put an update in the Alter Ego forum. He lost a leg. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/11/2019, 6:13am PDT
Re: I put an update in the Alter Ego forum. He lost a leg. by Mysteriobama 06/11/2019, 8:13pm PDT
(breaking character) by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/12/2019, 6:01am PDT
New main forum suggestion: "What are you looking forward to?" by Mischief Maker 05/22/2019, 10:26am PDT
But each answer is the sweet release of oblivion by Sand girls escape 05/24/2019, 9:44pm PDT
New main forum suggestion: "Review Requests" by Mischief Maker 04/08/2019, 4:14pm PDT
"Blank Bump". Is that how I do this? Anyway, great idea. NT by pinback 04/08/2019, 5:48pm PDT
I'm blank-bumping your blank bump so this thread isn't buried under shitposts NT by and ICJ can see it. 04/09/2019, 5:07am PDT
Obtaining the necessary credentials for this. Will update ASAP. NT by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/09/2019, 7:29am PDT
Bumping the thread, clambering to the top of the pile of shitposts. NT by A Sisyphean Journey 04/09/2019, 4:47pm PDT
All two of them NT by per day 04/09/2019, 5:38pm PDT
What the hell is going on? Is everybody using 640x480 monitors from the 90's? by Roop 04/09/2019, 7:48pm PDT
Guess who just made my list? by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/10/2019, 2:50pm PDT
+1 NT by Blackwater 04/10/2019, 10:01pm PDT
Why can't that just be folded into what Short Dumbledores originally did? NT by The Happiness Engine 04/11/2019, 4:14pm PDT
I didn't see this before and I didn't get an email from Caltrops Admin. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/19/2019, 10:52am PDT
And that's why I kept bumping the thread. Wait, oh shi- NT by Mischief Maker *BANNED USER* 04/19/2019, 4:58pm PDT
I have backtraced the malefactors IP address and issued a wide reaching ban. by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/12/2019, 11:53am PDT
Still here motherfucker by Motherfucker motherfucker 04/12/2019, 12:29pm PDT
Like motherfucker motherfucker said motherfucker by Roop 04/12/2019, 1:02pm PDT
Re: Like motherfucker motherfucker said motherfucker by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/12/2019, 3:50pm PDT
Ahh I see. Well tell the troll best O luck and be sure to call them a fag for me by Roop 04/12/2019, 3:57pm PDT
I'm hiring a crack squad of shitposters. NT by Caltrops Admin 03/19/2019, 10:01am PDT
Reporting for duty, fag NT by Mysterio 03/20/2019, 1:42am PDT
A crack squad of elite shitposters. That's the job. NT by Caltrops Admin 03/20/2019, 5:47pm PDT
Ah HAH! My conspiracy research paid off! NT by Roop 04/11/2019, 6:50am PDT
What's it going to take to ban the asshole worthlessly shitposting? NT by Mysterio Lollerson 04/07/2019, 9:15am PDT
There's at least two of us :( by Mysterio 04/07/2019, 12:00pm PDT
Whoever you are, you have one week to plead for your posting life. NT by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/07/2019, 12:55pm PDT
Six days now, dickhead NT by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/07/2019, 9:17pm PDT
gruman NT by gruman 04/08/2019, 7:57am PDT
You're fine, it's the other guy that needs to show himself. by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/08/2019, 10:09am PDT
if only we hadn't run off the TROLL POLICE years ago NT by with gruman posts :( 04/08/2019, 10:18am PDT
I'll do it for $45 and I won't ban anyone. NT by Oh 04/08/2019, 12:05pm PDT
Changed my mind, I'll ban the one fuck that replied to me today. by Oh 04/08/2019, 1:26pm PDT
so much for the tolerant left! NT by Oh Noes 04/08/2019, 2:15pm PDT
5 days. Plead for your life like the roach you are NT by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/08/2019, 7:52pm PDT
I see how it goes by - 04/08/2019, 8:26pm PDT
I'd rather be him than the guy who responds to a joke meme reply with NT by KILL YOURSELF 04/09/2019, 8:50am PDT
Re: I'd rather be him than the guy who responds to a joke meme reply with by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/09/2019, 12:20pm PDT
Where's Bradley Svedka when you need him NT by Roop 04/09/2019, 7:46pm PDT
STOP SHITPOSTING YOU HAVE 96 HOURS TO COMPLY NT by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/10/2019, 10:42am PDT
WAIT wait fuck! I'm one of the wacky personalities goddammit! NT by Roop 04/11/2019, 6:48am PDT
While we've been making fun of MM for being Jewish, Jonesy has been waging a one by man war to defend a Verge reporter 11/10/2018, 11:11am PST
Did anyone point out that thermal paste is non-conductive? by E. L. Koba 11/10/2018, 1:10pm PST
I support ICJ's bully castrating but the verge piece was gay and unnecessary. NT by Still, I'll have his back in this 11/10/2018, 1:33pm PST
I support ICJ's bully castrating but the verge piece was gay and unnecessary. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/10/2018, 3:19pm PST
Re: I support ICJ's bully castrating but the verge piece was gay/unnecessary. by the emotionally damaged. 11/10/2018, 4:44pm PST
Six months later, they still bring him up on reddit. by Oh 04/07/2019, 9:45pm PDT
When did this place go from videogames to an alt-right outpost? by pinback 03/31/2019, 5:51pm PDT
Can you be specific? by Vested Id 03/31/2019, 6:10pm PDT
I dunno, you're the like main guy now as far as I can tell. What's the deal? NT by pinback 03/31/2019, 7:12pm PDT
I dunno either by Vested Id 03/31/2019, 7:16pm PDT
What videogames are you currently enjoying the most? NT by pinback 03/31/2019, 7:22pm PDT
Hearts of Iron 4 with the Holocaust never happened mod NT by But I wish it did 04/01/2019, 11:55pm PDT
Mischief Maker figured out a bunch of ppl's IRLs and mailed them poop-flavoured by lube 03/31/2019, 9:28pm PDT
Re: When did this place go from videogames to an alt-right outpost? by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/01/2019, 6:58am PDT
That's what drew me here by Vested Id 04/01/2019, 5:56pm PDT
TL;DR Repubs are about 50% of the country and Caltrops doesn't censor them by blackwater 04/01/2019, 11:42am PDT
Re: TL;DR Repubs are about 50% of the country and Caltrops doesn't censor them by Mysterio 04/01/2019, 12:50pm PDT
Re: TL;DR Repubs are about 50% of the country and Caltrops doesn't censor them by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/01/2019, 8:30pm PDT
Re: TL;DR Repubs are about 50% of the country and Caltrops doesn't censor them by Mysteriobama 04/02/2019, 8:27pm PDT
Which game? NT by Mischief Maker 04/02/2019, 8:41pm PDT
Re: Which game? by Mysteriobama 04/02/2019, 8:56pm PDT
at one point people here tried to cultivate a persistent identity by Fullofkittens 04/07/2019, 2:32pm PDT
gruman NT by gruman 04/07/2019, 7:40pm PDT
Reminder: Caltrops.com Rules by Been Minnowman 04/04/2019, 11:10am PDT
You missed a spot ("/r/TorontoBlueJays") NT by pinback 04/04/2019, 11:21am PDT
Appreciate this thank you by Vested Id 04/04/2019, 11:56am PDT
I clicked it thinking it was Caltrops.com RULES! and was disappointed NT by Thought someone had positive feedba 04/04/2019, 9:59pm PDT
Hey Asshole! You missed me by 3 days NT by April Fools Day 04/04/2019, 2:37pm PDT
I'm glad RSS is disabled NT by These posts lately are terrible 02/28/2019, 8:23pm PST
I'm sorry it's not working for you, friend. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/28/2019, 9:03pm PST
I think I corrected it. Let me know. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/01/2019, 6:22am PST
Re: I think I corrected it. Let me know. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/02/2019, 9:59am PST
It seems broken again. NT by Khalil 03/03/2019, 10:47am PST
Now it seems fine. NT by Khalil 03/03/2019, 11:09am PST
Is anyone getting interal server errors trying to use the site? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/04/2019, 8:20pm PST
I had a bunch intermittently last weekend. Nothing today. NT by MM 03/04/2019, 8:35pm PST
I got a 500 a day or 2 ago, cleared on reload. NT by The Happiness Engine 03/05/2019, 12:30pm PST
Re: I got a 500 a day or 2 ago, cleared on reload. by The Happiness Engine 03/21/2019, 1:48pm PDT
yes NT by couple days ago 03/05/2019, 5:01pm PST
I did all last weekend, Jonesy. NT by Eury 03/06/2019, 6:53am PST
An example, if you're looking for one: by MM 04/03/2019, 8:06am PDT
Correction: I don't think it was actually called a 404 NT by MM 04/03/2019, 8:18am PDT
I'll get a random 404 on reload of a post here or there. reloading works fine. NT by The Happiness Engine 04/03/2019, 3:19pm PDT
What is "blank bumping"? NT by pinback 02/24/2019, 12:11pm PST
Someone's new term for a "+1" post. NT by Mischief Maker 02/24/2019, 12:54pm PST
It's like a booty bump NT by Mysterio 02/24/2019, 9:41pm PST
How the fuck do you people parse medium to long threads? by RetroRomper 12/27/2018, 5:47am PST
We're going to wait until winter break is over and you disappear. NT by This is how we are going to help 12/27/2018, 5:26pm PST
Serious question - CAN it be improved? by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/29/2018, 3:53pm PST
What is CalTrops running, exactly? Something custom or modified? NT by RetroRomper 12/29/2018, 7:18pm PST
It runs on slave children imprisoned in the engine, like Snowpiercer by Fullofkittens 12/30/2018, 8:36am PST
Maybe faint vertical lines between below subthreads touching distant replies? by Mischief Forum Ruiner 12/30/2018, 5:19am PST
Re: Serious question - CAN it be improved? by Mysterio 12/30/2018, 7:20am PST
Puns. Lots of puns. *Woosh* NT by Vested Id 12/30/2018, 8:44am PST
Re: Serious question - CAN it be improved? by Mysterio 01/03/2019, 1:11am PST
Congrats, you found a threaded forum worse than caltrops NT by Entropy Stew 02/05/2019, 9:08pm PST
Yes. With logins by Entropy Stew 02/05/2019, 9:14pm PST
I made a change to how the NEW! icon shows up. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/06/2019, 9:01pm PST
Rodina is an early access game. Should we really be hyping it? NT by Caltrops Standards and Practices 02/04/2019, 2:25pm PST
I think so. It's a quality game. What do you think of it? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/05/2019, 4:57pm PST
I think I don't pay for beta tests. Let me know when it hits 1.0! NT by Mysterio 02/05/2019, 10:04pm PST
Re: Rodina is an early access game. Should we really be hyping it? by BeefyCheesy 02/05/2019, 6:05pm PST
Agreed, part of the gameplay is in how to pronounce it by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/05/2019, 7:33pm PST
If it's EA Elite clones you're after, give Void Destroyer 2 a look. NT by MM 02/06/2019, 5:14am PST
Re: If it's EA Elite clones you're after, give Void Destroyer 2 a look. by Oh 02/06/2019, 6:12am PST
Yes, EA = Early Access. NT by MM 02/06/2019, 6:51am PST
https works here now, apparently. Enjoy. NT by Bradley Svedka. 11/10/2018, 8:36pm PST
Re: https works here now, apparently. Enjoy. by Thanks! 11/12/2018, 9:34am PST
I'll demerit the other guy. NT by Bradley Svedka. 11/12/2018, 11:11am PST
I think the youtubes dont show on https? NT by Johnny Fivedicks 11/15/2018, 6:31am PST
same here, investigating NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/15/2018, 11:14am PST
I think it's fixed now. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/15/2018, 12:42pm PST
Let's Encrypt doing God's work NT by Entropy Stew 11/30/2018, 6:40pm PST
I think it's time to rename "The Zionist Media Conspiracy" forum. by Mischief Maker 11/01/2018, 3:28pm PDT
I hope Jonesy sits on this one for a minute by Vested Id 11/01/2018, 4:42pm PDT
Much bigger changes have already happened for far lesser reasons. NT by Quentinbec 11/01/2018, 5:34pm PDT
I'm not wedded to that name. Post some ideas! But the ZMC joke is expired. NT by Mischief Maker 11/01/2018, 5:30pm PDT
The Rape Button Forum? The Throbbing Nigger Cock Forum? NT by Roop 11/01/2018, 6:04pm PDT
Are you offended, or are you running interference for fragile jewish people? by Russian Bots 11/01/2018, 6:08pm PDT
Nah, I'm just triggering the cons. NT by Mischief Maker 11/01/2018, 6:37pm PDT
What joke? by Vested Id 11/01/2018, 8:25pm PDT
How about MyTube? by blackwater 11/01/2018, 6:38pm PDT
Too much like JewTube. Show some respect, many holocaust survivors read Caltrops NT by Russian Bots 11/01/2018, 7:01pm PDT
Of course, old friend. Perhaps the following would be a good solution. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/01/2018, 7:03pm PDT
Sweet, glad I could witness the beginning of the end. NT by Russian Bots 11/01/2018, 7:11pm PDT
http://www.cafepress.com/caltrops/Zionist_Media_Conspiracy_Childs_Bib.asp by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/01/2018, 7:28pm PDT
What am I doing wrong here? by Russian Bots 11/01/2018, 7:50pm PDT
Thanks! NT by Mischief Maker 11/01/2018, 7:20pm PDT
Congratulations! by Gas the Kikes, Race War Now! 11/01/2018, 8:15pm PDT
You don't even know why the forum was named that, so STFU. NT by blackwater 11/01/2018, 9:05pm PDT
You are an extraordinary person. NT by 1488 11/01/2018, 9:06pm PDT
Why stop there? by Roop 11/01/2018, 8:08pm PDT
Sigh. MM originally named the Zionist Media Conspiracy by blackwater 11/02/2018, 12:12am PDT
Has he asked you for dick pics over chat yet? NT by Alex Jones 11/02/2018, 12:23am PDT
Well congrats, he just made the nazi forum by Roop 11/02/2018, 12:25am PDT
Not a bad point NT by Vested Id 11/02/2018, 12:55am PDT
For balance we should rename MMs forum MMs Illegal Zionist Occupation NT by Thanos 11/02/2018, 6:18am PDT
I Always thought INC made the ZMC, He's jewish too! Just not a huge faggot. NT by The Happy Merchant 11/02/2018, 12:30am PDT
Thanks, it helps knowing that by Vested Id 11/02/2018, 12:54am PDT
Why create a new forum instead of just renaming it? by Entropy Stew 11/26/2018, 2:41pm PST
I respected you! NT by Vested Id 11/26/2018, 2:51pm PST
That name was originally chosen as a base for INC by Entropy Stew 11/26/2018, 3:52pm PST
Re: That name was originally chosen as a base for INC by Vested Id 11/26/2018, 9:54pm PST
He was worried about old link not working, I think NT by laudablepuss 11/26/2018, 2:59pm PST
Right. I don't trust myself trying to haxx0r the database. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/26/2018, 5:12pm PST
Wait, are we NeoGAF now? NT by Motherhead 11/01/2018, 9:10pm PDT
You have officially jumped the shark NT by You worthless cowardly shit 11/01/2018, 10:03pm PDT
gruman NT by gruman 11/01/2018, 11:30pm PDT
It's a honeypot trap by Alex Jones 11/01/2018, 11:52pm PDT
Curses! Your all-natural supplements allowed you to see through my wicked plot! by Mischief Maker 11/02/2018, 12:07am PDT
Oh you! by Alex Jones 11/02/2018, 12:18am PDT
Woosh NT by Vested Id 11/02/2018, 12:50am PDT
I am LAUGHING WITH DELIGHT NT by Satan 11/02/2018, 10:59am PDT
How about Mediauschwitz? NT by Mysterio 11/27/2018, 11:47am PST
The Hollywood Holocauster. NT by Callow Sniper 11/27/2018, 11:51am PST
Jewish Man Smothering Your Dotter On Casting Couch NT by Mysterio 11/27/2018, 6:51pm PST
When will CalTrops support emojis in post titles? by RetroRomper 11/24/2018, 7:44pm PST
You can type them out. NT by Winky Face! 11/25/2018, 9:33pm PST
I'd like to talk about a spirited advertising campaign by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/01/2018, 7:37am PDT
My old offer still stands. by Mischief Maker 11/01/2018, 8:19am PDT
Well . . . by laudablepuss 11/02/2018, 11:00am PDT
Heavily disagree by Vested Id 11/02/2018, 11:29am PDT
You may have been born simple Puss but the rest of us didn't fall off the back by of a turnip truck. 11/02/2018, 12:09pm PDT
*Barborito not Umberto NT by of a turnip truck 11/02/2018, 12:12pm PDT
Hi, I didn't even attempt to discuss the merits. by laudablepuss 11/02/2018, 12:21pm PDT
What if I tell you he also didn't like your shitty comic? NT by Russian Bots 11/02/2018, 2:00pm PDT
That's probably a compelling argument for you NT by laudablepuss 11/02/2018, 2:29pm PDT
Just trying to gauge what you consider a valid reason to get worked up. NT by Russian Bots 11/02/2018, 4:07pm PDT
It's still there. That terrible forum name is still there, just a little farther NT by Oh 11/02/2018, 3:55pm PDT
Daddy likes me better because you were adopted! by Mischief Maker 11/02/2018, 4:33pm PDT
I'm gonna start poasting game reviews, whether mischief maker leaves or not by I'm also a lawyer 11/02/2018, 9:47pm PDT
A "poasting" lawyer, huh? Does your firm advertise on matchbook covers? by Mischief Maker 11/03/2018, 7:38am PDT
In this thread, we construct the Caltrops Code of Conduct NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/24/2018, 5:03pm PDT
Less than 25 V conduction by STM97.2 10/24/2018, 9:08pm PDT
I got a CHARGE out of your post! NT by hahahah but seriously, folks 10/25/2018, 4:48pm PDT
Two men go in, one man leaves. by Blackwater 10/24/2018, 10:02pm PDT
Because his ASSHOLE got WRECKED NT by (high fives of history) 10/25/2018, 8:11pm PDT
Don't talk. Don't make eye contact unless you're gonna fuck. NT by The Goodwolf 10/26/2018, 8:00pm PDT
Keep shitposting top-level posts out of SC, even when they're pretty great by Vested Id 11/02/2018, 8:29am PDT
Rants would be a great proper home for them NT by Vested Id 11/02/2018, 8:31am PDT
Can we get rid of Jerry's old anti-semitic posts? NT by Mischief Maker 11/02/2018, 8:40am PDT
We shouldn't get rid of anything by Vested Id 11/02/2018, 9:22am PDT
That's some troublemaker atoring as me. I would never touch a Jerry post. NT by Mischief Maker 11/02/2018, 9:25am PDT
The cognitively dissonant conscience of this forum folks NT by (slow clap) 11/02/2018, 9:47am PDT
Except problematic forum names. They have got to go. NT by Mischief Maker 11/02/2018, 9:46am PDT
Nothing *should* be changed by Vested Id 11/02/2018, 9:52am PDT
Okay, so...why permit Jerry's posts? If your goal is to curb anti-Semitism? NT by or is it virtue signaling bullshit? 11/02/2018, 9:55am PDT
Minimum necessary force bucko NT by Vested Id 11/02/2018, 10:47am PDT
Thanks, self appointed forum moderator FAGGOT NT by you and MM are both trash 11/02/2018, 10:53am PDT
I hate the association but I only have myself to blame NT by Vested Id 11/02/2018, 11:18am PDT
Help me draft a pronoun policy for people that use the work SHMUP unironically. NT by Callow Sniper 11/02/2018, 6:20pm PDT
Uh-huh! Work that shmup! Work it work it work it! Yeah! by Dangun Feveron 11/02/2018, 6:36pm PDT
What does "gruman" mean? by The Goodwolf 10/23/2018, 2:38pm PDT
Re: What does "gruman" mean? by Mysteriobama 10/23/2018, 9:03pm PDT
His username was diet coke/grumah forever at one point and gruman is like if a NT by retard said grumah 10/24/2018, 8:26am PDT
How do I get him to stop it? by The Goodwolf 10/24/2018, 10:07am PDT
gruman NT by gruman 10/24/2018, 11:01am PDT
John and Josh are really talented by The Goodwolf 10/24/2018, 6:33pm PDT
gruman NT by gruman 10/23/2018, 10:39pm PDT
Does anyone on this forum self-identify as a chad besides Bill Dungsroman? NT by The Goodwolf 10/21/2018, 9:55pm PDT
Will you please take this SHIT to another forum? NT by Thanks! 10/21/2018, 10:17pm PDT
^Not a chad NT by The Goodwolf 10/21/2018, 10:25pm PDT
Can you ask further questions in LA Cops? by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/22/2018, 10:40am PDT
Re: Can you ask further questions in LA Cops? by Mysterio Magoo 10/22/2018, 1:48pm PDT
I keep reading that wrong too :( NT by laudablepuss 10/22/2018, 2:26pm PDT
I self-identify as a CHUD. NT by Close enough? 10/22/2018, 5:00am PDT
Do your parents know you're staying up this late before a school day? NT by Mischief Maker 10/22/2018, 5:07am PDT
Help me find it by (Reply to top comment) 10/20/2018, 2:11pm PDT
This one? by A message from Caltrops Cares 10/20/2018, 4:26pm PDT
You may also like this: by Mischief Maker 10/20/2018, 5:57pm PDT
Why would anyone like this NT by Oh 10/20/2018, 6:05pm PDT
I'm sorry I stole your comic's thunder, jsoh. NT by Mischief Maker 10/20/2018, 6:20pm PDT
Maybe someday you'll get through NT by This isn't Knuckle Shuffle, sorry 10/20/2018, 9:31pm PDT
I give that tranny a 2/10 on the transition scale. Verdict : Unconvincing by to own the cons 10/20/2018, 6:10pm PDT
This isn't Knuckle Shuffle, sorry. NT by Mischief Maker 10/20/2018, 6:18pm PDT
Why don't you post a reply about it while he's pounding you in the ass NT by to own the cons 10/20/2018, 6:21pm PDT
Awesome NT by thanks! 10/20/2018, 10:08pm PDT
Can Caltrops add a mobile pop up like Reddit? by N/a 10/08/2018, 6:39am PDT
If you start at i.reddit.com it's slightly better NT by I Am Heavy Moderation Guy 10/08/2018, 6:51am PDT
If Jonsey pays TDARCOs to post, he should pay for Jerry's special chinatown mass by PIV is inherently rape 09/20/2018, 6:11pm PDT
M'ding news note by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/15/2018, 3:41pm PDT
Reassurance appreciated NT by Vested Id 08/15/2018, 3:56pm PDT
I'll shut this place down rather than let the shits take over. NT by Caltrops Admin 08/13/2018, 8:24am PDT
They make prescription strength immodium, ask your doctor NT by laudablepuss 08/13/2018, 8:42am PDT
That's everyone by Vested Id 08/13/2018, 9:06am PDT
I have doubts that this is who it claims to be. NT by ??? 08/13/2018, 10:01am PDT
I will end you all. NT by Caltrops Admin 08/13/2018, 10:18am PDT
I ike our new serial killer admin NT by laudablepuss 08/13/2018, 10:40am PDT
The whole time we're going to think the killer is Senior Barborito... by Mischief Maker 08/13/2018, 6:34pm PDT
I give you a 6.5. by blackwater 08/14/2018, 5:14pm PDT
Are you the dude that was asking who could pass for white? by the emotionally damaged. 08/13/2018, 6:33pm PDT
No, that was me, I am a data analyst. NT by John Gulp 08/14/2018, 3:15pm PDT
I'll pay you $1,000 for the IP address and analytics from the shitposter. NT by Ichabod 08/14/2018, 3:01pm PDT
Now THIS a Barborito-esque post! by Motherhead 08/14/2018, 3:49pm PDT
Re: Now THIS a Barborito-esque post! by John Gulp 08/14/2018, 4:29pm PDT
The shitpost is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! NT by to own the fags 08/14/2018, 4:10pm PDT
New forum suggestion for tweet-based outrage of the day: "The fainting couch" NT by Mischief Maker 08/09/2018, 9:07pm PDT
Here is how I know most of you are fake. NT by Udder Nonsense 08/03/2018, 11:23am PDT
Nano Biometrics, Elon uses them to navigate the sea of jews. NT by Mild Schizophrenia 08/03/2018, 11:39am PDT
You're fake NT by Danny Gosub 08/03/2018, 1:21pm PDT
Twitter api by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/23/2018, 11:13am PDT
Oh. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/23/2018, 11:15am PDT
Can we get 'onbeforeunload' added to the javascript when posting comments? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/16/2018, 7:30pm PDT
It'll piss off as many as it helps (probably about NT by one of each) 07/17/2018, 5:41am PDT
Let's ban political discussion by Worm 06/18/2018, 11:16pm PDT
"Can we ban things I don't like? The fetal alcohol spectrum disorder prevents me by from just ignoring them :(" 06/18/2018, 11:28pm PDT
No one likes it, even if you think you like it you're just emotionally damaged. NT by Worm 06/18/2018, 11:36pm PDT
How about we just ban you and your stupid interjections from political discussio by the emotionally damaged. 06/18/2018, 11:41pm PDT
Yeah ban me a guy everyone loves to make room for #qanon chats between druggies NT by Worm 06/19/2018, 7:22am PDT
Maybe we can have a special forum for jsoh and TDARCOS to sperg at each other in NT by an endless loop. 06/19/2018, 4:52pm PDT
Caltrops should declare itself a communication medium only by Like an ISP or something 06/19/2018, 5:31am PDT
For the record, I regret siding with jsoh over Zseni all those years ago. by Mischief Maker 06/19/2018, 6:50am PDT
If you truly liked Contra you'd be posting the 12 steps in the YouTube comments NT by Spoony slide incoming 06/25/2018, 8:29pm PDT
Can we just ban laudablepuss? NT by fuck him and the liver he rode in o 06/19/2018, 7:10am PDT
For asking a question? NT by MUH FREE SPEECH 06/19/2018, 8:02am PDT
there are 2 puss posts: anodyne NFL shit and white collar liberalism NT by both are bad 06/19/2018, 8:37am PDT
And you contribute... what exactly? NT by Mischief Maker 06/19/2018, 9:21am PDT
We contribute reality checks when needed. Also some stuff about games by Mysterio 06/19/2018, 11:55am PDT
So MM is Jimmy Dore and Laudable is an even more dishonest Cenk? NT by The Miserable Liberal 06/19/2018, 12:29pm PDT
You don't think I'm in favor of Net Neutrality, BLM, asylum, and LGBTQ rights? by Mischief Maker 06/19/2018, 12:49pm PDT
Why do you never destroy your opponent and instead "define" them and attack by that hilarious new definition? 06/19/2018, 1:03pm PDT
Yeah really need a reality check on the Rumpelstiltskin border defense policy. by Worm 06/19/2018, 1:25pm PDT
"If you kill your enemies, they win" by Justin Trudeau 06/19/2018, 1:34pm PDT
oh boy chantard shit NT by Worm 06/19/2018, 1:38pm PDT
Said the Twitter fairy. Why don't you put me on a block list, faggot? NT by Justin Trudeau 06/19/2018, 1:39pm PDT
So you can't go on twitter because people block you? by Worm 06/19/2018, 2:05pm PDT
Worm, twitter is every bit as gay as the name. Yelling at each other without mod by bias is why Caltrops is still valid 06/19/2018, 2:13pm PDT
No one likes it, it's not an argument, it's just a fact. by Worm 06/19/2018, 2:23pm PDT
Re: No one likes it, it's not an argument, it's just a fact. by him? 06/19/2018, 2:47pm PDT
You're already a twitter user, you just do it on this site for your pride. NT by Worm 06/19/2018, 4:06pm PDT
Re: You're already a twitter user, you just do it on this site for your pride. by the emotionally damaged. 06/19/2018, 4:22pm PDT
You can't do anything for ego on a site no one cares about. NT by Worm 06/19/2018, 5:23pm PDT
Oh so you acknowledge your fucking point was invalid before you made it. NT by Brilliant. Excellent posting. 06/19/2018, 5:25pm PDT
Nope I said pride, not ego. NT by Worm 06/19/2018, 5:26pm PDT
Also pride is personal, obviously you think there's something 'special' here. by Worm 06/19/2018, 5:25pm PDT
Your discomfort at this point. NT by Now I think I'll stay 06/19/2018, 5:30pm PDT
condemning yourself to this site NT by to own worm 06/19/2018, 5:53pm PDT
Haha reality checks by laudablepuss 06/19/2018, 3:53pm PDT
spending what's left of your borrowed lifespan due to organ donors NT by on owning the cons 06/19/2018, 4:45pm PDT
It's the easiest form of entertainment on the net! NT by Mischief Maker 06/19/2018, 5:07pm PDT
But it's boring. Everyone thinks they're doing agitprop. Nobody's NT by clicking on your YT links 06/27/2018, 5:28pm PDT
Please stop projecting your idiocy onto me by laudablepuss 06/19/2018, 5:38pm PDT
I mean laudablepuss at least believes in what he's saying. by Worm 06/19/2018, 9:22am PDT
No way NT by Vested Id 06/19/2018, 9:52am PDT
What unique experience does it provide beyond 'fighting with names you remember by from 20 years ago'? 06/19/2018, 1:28pm PDT
The "unique experience" of expressing SURGE impressions-- far more fulfilling. NT by but I'm not an escapist manchild 06/19/2018, 2:05pm PDT
The Surge has more inherent value than all philosophy or politics. by Worm 06/19/2018, 2:09pm PDT
You believe Laudable came to Caltrops to be soothed? Do you think so little of NT by him? 06/19/2018, 2:19pm PDT
No he came to be upset. I'm just saying he could just shut his hand in a door. by Worm 06/19/2018, 2:25pm PDT
thanks church of wromg NT by Creexuls :(, a sinner 06/19/2018, 2:45pm PDT
It keeps the site alive for one NT by Vested Id 06/19/2018, 3:47pm PDT
I never understood the Terri Schiavo thing by Worm 06/19/2018, 4:03pm PDT
You guys need to lighten up. by blackwater 06/19/2018, 5:32pm PDT
Tdarcos is the only reason I visit here anymore. NT by That is what this has done. 06/19/2018, 5:35pm PDT
Secret Hint: Worm is the only one not having fun here. by Elián González 06/19/2018, 5:35pm PDT
fake news NT by to own worm 06/19/2018, 5:54pm PDT
Yes by Vested Id 06/19/2018, 6:58pm PDT
WOOOAH! REALLY??? Check out Mr. Fresh Ideas over here! NT by Mischief Maker 06/19/2018, 6:49pm PDT
Yes, you, point that particular finger NT by Vested Id 06/19/2018, 7:31pm PDT
Lighten up, man! It's just kids being traumatized on the taxpayer dime. NT by Holy Shit 06/19/2018, 7:38pm PDT
Where do you get these great ideas NT by Vested Id 06/19/2018, 7:51pm PDT
Are we talking public schools now? I have a bit about CORE Knowledge... by A can of worms. 06/19/2018, 7:56pm PDT
guy who will never adopt or help anyone in his life worried about kids NT by to own mm 06/19/2018, 8:02pm PDT
It's creepy as fuck when you project your "humanity" on anyone worm. by I said "a can of" 06/19/2018, 8:04pm PDT
suck my dick, fag NT by Worm 06/19/2018, 9:27pm PDT
Re: suck my dick, fag by can of revulsion 06/19/2018, 9:48pm PDT
An explanation. by blackwater 06/25/2018, 5:41pm PDT
That's the key article on this, yeah, but by Vested Id 06/25/2018, 6:15pm PDT
Did you even read that fucking article? by Mischief Maker 06/25/2018, 8:30pm PDT
Re: Did you even read that fucking article? by Vested Id 06/25/2018, 9:08pm PDT
Well clearly YOU didn't read the article! NT by Mischief Maker 06/25/2018, 9:14pm PDT
Yeah I did, don't be a piece of shit NT by Vested Id 06/26/2018, 12:12am PDT
Man, Bashar al-Assad is such a cunt even the Mexicans are seeking asylum. NT by Hillary was right all along 06/25/2018, 9:49pm PDT
If that's right, then what about my feelings? by ICE agent with Independent tattoo 06/19/2018, 9:04pm PDT
Wait so we're already on the Jews? NT by Worm 06/19/2018, 9:13pm PDT
I agree with you, but those screeching idiots seem more insufferable lately NT by Roop 06/20/2018, 4:17am PDT
Screeching like terrified children being used as political hostages? NT by BUILD THAT WALL! NO HUGGING! 06/20/2018, 6:25am PDT
This is an excellent point by the emotionally damaged. 06/20/2018, 9:30am PDT
Cracked wide open #qanon #pizzagate #maga #biginsertions NT by Worm 06/20/2018, 10:30am PDT
You really are forum cancer NT by aren't you? 06/20/2018, 10:33am PDT
obummer did it first dems #maga #qanon #saveourtips #bringbackourgirls NT by Worm 06/20/2018, 10:40am PDT
Are you having a seizure? The fuck is wrong with you? NT by Seriously. 06/20/2018, 10:51am PDT
I'm just saying obama did it first, summer camp, #maga NT by Worm 06/20/2018, 11:19am PDT
Man, Caltrops really was your personal Worm Tumblr, wasn't it? NT by And now the temper tantrum 06/20/2018, 11:26am PDT
Yes the assault on my personal stronghold the place I love and use so often by Worm 06/20/2018, 11:30am PDT
You are going full sperg to protect the virtue of m'lady. Noted. NT by the emotionally damaged. 06/20/2018, 11:37am PDT
Hey man you've already won! You're on the site I really really really love. by Worm 06/20/2018, 11:46am PDT
Caltrops survived Barborito's wiping it and Zseni's granny apocalypse. by the emotionally damaged. 06/20/2018, 11:51am PDT
I just thought 'controlled media' and acting like I give a shit about this hole by was retarded lol 06/20/2018, 11:56am PDT
also the stupid little kid in the cage was a protest, everyone knew that by Worm 06/20/2018, 11:57am PDT
Re: also the stupid little kid in the cage was a protest, everyone knew that by the emotionally damaged. 06/20/2018, 12:04pm PDT
galaxy brain centrist should be your new name NT by Worm 06/20/2018, 12:18pm PDT
Re: galaxy brain centrist should be your new name by the emotionally damaged. 06/20/2018, 12:27pm PDT
Re: I just thought 'controlled media' and acting like I give a shit about by the emotionally damaged. 06/20/2018, 12:02pm PDT
Telling me I'm smashing the faggy snowglobe of your politics threads won't stop NT by Me Worm 06/20/2018, 12:16pm PDT
Faggots gotta fag, I understand nature. NT by the emotionally damaged. 06/20/2018, 12:17pm PDT
TFW the motherfucking news discussion bleeds into the thread about banning it NT by to own the cons 06/25/2018, 7:13pm PDT
Best troll since when I released the Caltrops Killfile NT by Entropy Stew 06/26/2018, 7:18pm PDT
wait, do you guys have forums for every game in the world? NT by Mysterio 06/05/2018, 1:11pm PDT
We don't have one for Battlecruiser 3000AD because we don't want to summon NT by Derek Smart, Ph.D 06/26/2018, 7:15pm PDT
New subforum: "What are you playing right now?" by Mischief Maker 06/23/2018, 3:39pm PDT
I was gonna say "isn't that what Gamerasutra is" but I like it by Fullofkittens 06/23/2018, 5:38pm PDT
The site is kinda drowning beneath ancient inside jokes. by Mischief Maker 06/23/2018, 5:55pm PDT
I can't post much outside of my containment board or people lose their shit, but by The fighting eagle? 06/23/2018, 6:04pm PDT
Containment board? NT by elephant 06/23/2018, 6:54pm PDT
Re: I can't post much outside of my containment board or people lose their shit by Horus Truthteller 06/23/2018, 11:18pm PDT
Re: I can't post much outside of my containment board or people lose their shit by Ancient alien theorists say yes! 06/24/2018, 1:55am PDT
That happened before I arrived and I've been around for 0.65 Internets NT by Fullofkittens 06/23/2018, 7:03pm PDT
It's time to merge Site Comments, Balance of Power and Motherfucking News by into one board 06/20/2018, 2:25am PDT
It's time for all Caltrops users to merge a bullet with their brains. NT by Worm 06/20/2018, 11:32am PDT
My thought was originally this: by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/22/2018, 10:55pm PDT
Re: My thought was originally this: by Jazz's canceled neo-vagina 06/23/2018, 1:15am PDT
I think the main problem is this guy ^^^^^ by pinback 06/23/2018, 7:39am PDT
WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS POSTING ON A MESSAGE BOARD???? by Jazz's canceled neo-vagina 06/23/2018, 9:09am PDT
Yes, but you're just... just awful. Really, really awful. NT by pinback 06/23/2018, 11:36am PDT
Are you positive you aren't just really really a tremendous faggot? by Jazz's perpetual micropenis 06/23/2018, 11:44am PDT
You are worthless though. by Mysterio Lollerson 06/23/2018, 11:49am PDT
Stop being the caltrops defense force, it's agonizing. NT by I'd done here anyway. 06/23/2018, 12:25pm PDT
None of this is about defending or attacking or any of the power-plays you are NT by imagining. Your posts are just bad 06/23/2018, 2:22pm PDT
This place went to Hell when you didn't run Fortinbras out on a rail day one NT by Ghost of Caltrops Past 06/23/2018, 2:52pm PDT
Yes, that anon is just a terrible, valueless person. NT by Eury 06/23/2018, 3:19pm PDT
Brutal! We won't be hearing from that fucking asshole ever again. by I was making fajitas. 06/23/2018, 5:33pm PDT
Okay, okay, fine. NT by Mysterio Lollerson 06/23/2018, 3:38pm PDT
Is there Caltrops forum for posting links to short stories +fiction from the net by blackwater 06/14/2018, 11:56am PDT
Overload forum PLEASE NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/01/2018, 10:48am PDT
Here's a list of things that should be done with Caltrops. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/17/2015, 12:07pm PDT
Project "Make the Background Purple" is now running $1billion over budget. NT by Due for completion 2020. 12/08/2015, 2:47pm PST
Estimates are hard NT by Fullofkittens 12/09/2015, 7:23am PST
Don't forget the youtube bug! by Mischief Maker 12/08/2015, 6:18pm PST
The fuh? That was fixed in that thread NT by Entropy Stew 01/10/2018, 6:53pm PST
I should read dates by Entropy Stew 01/10/2018, 6:57pm PST
I'd donate 100k by blackwater 10/11/2016, 11:14pm PDT
100k dogecoins is now worth $1,293.50 by Necroposter 01/09/2018, 4:45pm PST
Create an account for Anita Sarkeesian NT by Rey Mysterio Jr. 10/12/2016, 7:26am PDT
If we rewrite in Lisp I think Paul Graham will fund us NT by Entropy Stew 01/10/2018, 6:55pm PST
Caltrops has inadequate amounts of porn. Why'd anyone visit a website w/o porn? NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/18/2018, 8:06am PDT
Add "The Battle for Wesnoth" while you're at it. NT by Mischief Maker 04/21/2018, 10:55am PDT
Do we support emoji yet? ???????? NT by Worm 04/11/2018, 6:46am PDT
Ok when will we support emoji ???????? by Worm 04/11/2018, 6:47am PDT
Oh, but we do! by "Thought Leader" Mysterio 04/11/2018, 2:12pm PDT
I guess you all drove a bunch of people off again? NT by Good work, nerds 04/02/2018, 10:25pm PDT
I did notice today's Google Doodle of some old white dude NT by I am so totally triggered right now 04/03/2018, 5:03am PDT
Like my chauffeur you're known for driving niggas off, you should go for deodora by nt, lay off the slop in your trough 04/03/2018, 9:46am PDT
Re: I guess you all drove a bunch of people off again? by Ulrachi 04/03/2018, 7:52am PDT
Even TDARCOS doesn't want to discuss disk partitioning NT by blackwater 04/03/2018, 8:23am PDT
Re: Even TDARCOS doesn't want to discuss disk partitioning by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/03/2018, 10:32am PDT
2 weeks off NT by possibly a bathroom manoeuvre? 04/03/2018, 12:22pm PDT
Fingers crossed, because this is when they are most vulnerable to attack NT by David Attenborough 04/03/2018, 4:22pm PDT
Send a distress signal to the Commander by Collect Call from Mysterio 04/04/2018, 12:09am PDT
He's probably upset that you keep banning him, I know I'd be. NT by Mehphistopheles. 04/04/2018, 9:06am PDT
Tdarcos is being banned from Caltrops? NT by Ulrachi 04/04/2018, 11:34am PDT
Want an up-to-date frontpage, ICJ? "Into the Breach" just came out this week! by Mischief Maker 03/03/2018, 8:31am PST
On it, will be up tonight. Also buying it due to your review. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/03/2018, 2:14pm PST
I have an extra copy of FTL over Steam if someone wants it. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/03/2018, 5:16pm PST
All we need now is a subforum! by Mischief Maker 03/04/2018, 6:04am PST
Forum request: I am Bread NT by Free Gift Card Patrol Team 01/13/2018, 1:43am PST
Did the site get throttled down today or what? NT by Mischief Maker 01/07/2018, 8:42am PST
Muh net neutrality NT by Retards 01/07/2018, 9:09am PST
It was definitely running like crap for awhile, seems to be back now. NT by Fullofkittens 01/07/2018, 11:48am PST
Probably just something hung up in the db by Entropy Stew 01/07/2018, 12:13pm PST
Did you just think I wasn't being tongue-in-cheek, or did you mean the NN issue? by MM 01/08/2018, 3:18pm PST
Political discussion will be banned on 1/21/18 NT by admin 01/05/2018, 4:31pm PST
Where will I go to rant and rave and be oblivious to reality now, Reddit?! NT by Saltlord, "Thought Leader" 01/05/2018, 5:28pm PST
Re: Political discussion will be banned on 1/21/18 by Mysteriobama 01/05/2018, 9:47pm PST
Suspended for 3 days for questioning the decision making of the admins NT by Bradley Svetka 01/05/2018, 10:11pm PST
Re: Political discussion will be banned on 1/21/18 by admin 01/06/2018, 8:36am PST
How's it any different than fighting on twitter? NT by Worm 01/06/2018, 10:54am PST
Ignore these clown shoes NT by Jack Bauer 01/06/2018, 1:55pm PST
I'm back! How time flies! NT by "Clownshoes" 01/06/2018, 2:16pm PST
Attention ICJ! by Mischief Maker 10/15/2017, 9:38am PDT
I can, yes. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/15/2017, 11:39pm PDT
Damn, that was quick! NT by Mischief Maker 10/17/2017, 9:08pm PDT
There have been "calls for information" on me on this site that also referenced NT by "shooting me". I feel threatened. 09/17/2017, 10:41pm PDT
Caltrops is moving up in the world by becoming Twitter 09/17/2017, 10:56pm PDT
While I do appreciate you not calling me a faggot or autistic in your reply, I'd NT by still like to hear from the admin. 09/17/2017, 11:04pm PDT
Here's how this is going to work. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/18/2017, 8:00am PDT
That guy ain't me of course I barely post anywhere, almost never here NT by Hashtagrealjccasualobserver 09/18/2017, 8:07am PDT
That was probably uselessly harsh. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/21/2017, 7:51pm PDT
Again, no idea what this is about NT by Hashtagrealjccasualobserver 09/22/2017, 3:15am PDT
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