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How to inline Twitter, Youtube, others by Caltrops 06/23/2018, 8:48pm PDT
    Example for "Rick Roll": [youtube id=dQw4w9WgXcQ] by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/27/2018, 10:12pm PDT
        This is wrong. You need quotes there. You're not helping by adding posts to the by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/17/2018, 10:43am PDT
            I'd give anything for him to add a post to a sticky, just one more time. =( NT by pinback 04/03/2019, 2:17pm PDT


New main forum suggestion: "What are you looking forward to?" by Mischief Maker 05/22/2019, 10:26am PDT NEW
    But each answer is the sweet release of oblivion by Sand girls escape 05/24/2019, 9:44pm PDT NEW

Jonesy, how is Tdarcos these days? NT by Mysteriobama 05/21/2019, 2:17pm PDT NEW
    His son just graduated by Vested Id 05/21/2019, 2:28pm PDT NEW
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFcqGGMPc3k NT by pinback 05/21/2019, 2:56pm PDT NEW
    +1 NT by blackwater 05/22/2019, 8:22am PDT NEW

http to https forward by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/18/2019, 7:27am PDT
    Using mod_rewrite is like praying to Satan;you trade your soul for worldly power by Entropy Stew 04/18/2019, 8:01pm PDT
        Hmm, maybe one fix? by Entropy Stew 04/19/2019, 10:36am PDT
            Have you tried this fix yet, ICJ? by Mischief Maker 04/28/2019, 10:19am PDT NEW
                Or errors just stop posts from bumping the thread, like this last one. NT by MM 04/28/2019, 10:19am PDT NEW
                    I did just now put Stew's change through. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/28/2019, 11:17am PDT NEW
                        Re: I did just now put Stew's change through. by Mischief Maker 04/28/2019, 12:53pm PDT NEW

New main forum suggestion: "Review Requests" by Mischief Maker 04/08/2019, 4:14pm PDT
    "Blank Bump". Is that how I do this? Anyway, great idea. NT by pinback 04/08/2019, 5:48pm PDT
        I'm blank-bumping your blank bump so this thread isn't buried under shitposts NT by and ICJ can see it. 04/09/2019, 5:07am PDT
            Obtaining the necessary credentials for this. Will update ASAP. NT by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/09/2019, 7:29am PDT
                Bumping the thread, clambering to the top of the pile of shitposts. NT by A Sisyphean Journey 04/09/2019, 4:47pm PDT
                    All two of them NT by per day 04/09/2019, 5:38pm PDT
                        What the hell is going on? Is everybody using 640x480 monitors from the 90's? by Roop 04/09/2019, 7:48pm PDT
                    Guess who just made my list? by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/10/2019, 2:50pm PDT
    +1 NT by Blackwater 04/10/2019, 10:01pm PDT
    Why can't that just be folded into what Short Dumbledores originally did? NT by The Happiness Engine 04/11/2019, 4:14pm PDT
    I didn't see this before and I didn't get an email from Caltrops Admin. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/19/2019, 10:52am PDT
        And that's why I kept bumping the thread. Wait, oh shi- NT by Mischief Maker *BANNED USER* 04/19/2019, 4:58pm PDT

I have backtraced the malefactors IP address and issued a wide reaching ban. by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/12/2019, 11:53am PDT
    Still here motherfucker by Motherfucker motherfucker 04/12/2019, 12:29pm PDT
    Like motherfucker motherfucker said motherfucker by Roop 04/12/2019, 1:02pm PDT
        Re: Like motherfucker motherfucker said motherfucker by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/12/2019, 3:50pm PDT
            Ahh I see. Well tell the troll best O luck and be sure to call them a fag for me by Roop 04/12/2019, 3:57pm PDT

I'm hiring a crack squad of shitposters. NT by Caltrops Admin 03/19/2019, 10:01am PDT
    Reporting for duty, fag NT by Mysterio 03/20/2019, 1:42am PDT
        A crack squad of elite shitposters. That's the job. NT by Caltrops Admin 03/20/2019, 5:47pm PDT
    Ah HAH! My conspiracy research paid off! NT by Roop 04/11/2019, 6:50am PDT

What's it going to take to ban the asshole worthlessly shitposting? NT by Mysterio Lollerson 04/07/2019, 9:15am PDT
    There's at least two of us :( by Mysterio 04/07/2019, 12:00pm PDT
        Whoever you are, you have one week to plead for your posting life. NT by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/07/2019, 12:55pm PDT
            Six days now, dickhead NT by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/07/2019, 9:17pm PDT
                gruman NT by gruman 04/08/2019, 7:57am PDT
                    You're fine, it's the other guy that needs to show himself. by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/08/2019, 10:09am PDT
                        if only we hadn't run off the TROLL POLICE years ago NT by with gruman posts :( 04/08/2019, 10:18am PDT
                        I'll do it for $45 and I won't ban anyone. NT by Oh 04/08/2019, 12:05pm PDT
                            Changed my mind, I'll ban the one fuck that replied to me today. by Oh 04/08/2019, 1:26pm PDT
                                so much for the tolerant left! NT by Oh Noes 04/08/2019, 2:15pm PDT
                                    5 days. Plead for your life like the roach you are NT by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/08/2019, 7:52pm PDT
                                    I see how it goes by - 04/08/2019, 8:26pm PDT
                                        I'd rather be him than the guy who responds to a joke meme reply with NT by KILL YOURSELF 04/09/2019, 8:50am PDT
                                            Re: I'd rather be him than the guy who responds to a joke meme reply with by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/09/2019, 12:20pm PDT
                                                Where's Bradley Svedka when you need him NT by Roop 04/09/2019, 7:46pm PDT
                                                    STOP SHITPOSTING YOU HAVE 96 HOURS TO COMPLY NT by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/10/2019, 10:42am PDT
                                                        WAIT wait fuck! I'm one of the wacky personalities goddammit! NT by Roop 04/11/2019, 6:48am PDT

While we've been making fun of MM for being Jewish, Jonesy has been waging a one by man war to defend a Verge reporter 11/10/2018, 11:11am PST
    Did anyone point out that thermal paste is non-conductive? by E. L. Koba 11/10/2018, 1:10pm PST
    I support ICJ's bully castrating but the verge piece was gay and unnecessary. NT by Still, I'll have his back in this 11/10/2018, 1:33pm PST
        I support ICJ's bully castrating but the verge piece was gay and unnecessary. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/10/2018, 3:19pm PST
            Re: I support ICJ's bully castrating but the verge piece was gay/unnecessary. by the emotionally damaged. 11/10/2018, 4:44pm PST
                Six months later, they still bring him up on reddit. by Oh 04/07/2019, 9:45pm PDT

When did this place go from videogames to an alt-right outpost? by pinback 03/31/2019, 5:51pm PDT
    Can you be specific? by Vested Id 03/31/2019, 6:10pm PDT
        I dunno, you're the like main guy now as far as I can tell. What's the deal? NT by pinback 03/31/2019, 7:12pm PDT
            I dunno either by Vested Id 03/31/2019, 7:16pm PDT
                What videogames are you currently enjoying the most? NT by pinback 03/31/2019, 7:22pm PDT
                    Hearts of Iron 4 with the Holocaust never happened mod NT by But I wish it did 04/01/2019, 11:55pm PDT
    Mischief Maker figured out a bunch of ppl's IRLs and mailed them poop-flavoured by lube 03/31/2019, 9:28pm PDT
    Re: When did this place go from videogames to an alt-right outpost? by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/01/2019, 6:58am PDT
        That's what drew me here by Vested Id 04/01/2019, 5:56pm PDT
    TL;DR Repubs are about 50% of the country and Caltrops doesn't censor them by blackwater 04/01/2019, 11:42am PDT
        Re: TL;DR Repubs are about 50% of the country and Caltrops doesn't censor them by Mysterio 04/01/2019, 12:50pm PDT
        Re: TL;DR Repubs are about 50% of the country and Caltrops doesn't censor them by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/01/2019, 8:30pm PDT
            Re: TL;DR Repubs are about 50% of the country and Caltrops doesn't censor them by Mysteriobama 04/02/2019, 8:27pm PDT
                Which game? NT by Mischief Maker 04/02/2019, 8:41pm PDT
                    Re: Which game? by Mysteriobama 04/02/2019, 8:56pm PDT
        at one point people here tried to cultivate a persistent identity by Fullofkittens 04/07/2019, 2:32pm PDT
            gruman NT by gruman 04/07/2019, 7:40pm PDT

Reminder: Caltrops.com Rules by Been Minnowman 04/04/2019, 11:10am PDT
    You missed a spot ("/r/TorontoBlueJays") NT by pinback 04/04/2019, 11:21am PDT
        Appreciate this thank you by Vested Id 04/04/2019, 11:56am PDT
            I clicked it thinking it was Caltrops.com RULES! and was disappointed NT by Thought someone had positive feedba 04/04/2019, 9:59pm PDT
    Hey Asshole! You missed me by 3 days NT by April Fools Day 04/04/2019, 2:37pm PDT

I'm glad RSS is disabled NT by These posts lately are terrible 02/28/2019, 8:23pm PST
    I'm sorry it's not working for you, friend. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/28/2019, 9:03pm PST
        I think I corrected it. Let me know. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/01/2019, 6:22am PST
            Re: I think I corrected it. Let me know. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/02/2019, 9:59am PST
                It seems broken again. NT by Khalil 03/03/2019, 10:47am PST
                    Now it seems fine. NT by Khalil 03/03/2019, 11:09am PST
                        Is anyone getting interal server errors trying to use the site? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/04/2019, 8:20pm PST
                            I had a bunch intermittently last weekend. Nothing today. NT by MM 03/04/2019, 8:35pm PST
                            I got a 500 a day or 2 ago, cleared on reload. NT by The Happiness Engine 03/05/2019, 12:30pm PST
                                Re: I got a 500 a day or 2 ago, cleared on reload. by The Happiness Engine 03/21/2019, 1:48pm PDT
                            yes NT by couple days ago 03/05/2019, 5:01pm PST
                            I did all last weekend, Jonesy. NT by Eury 03/06/2019, 6:53am PST
                            An example, if you're looking for one: by MM 04/03/2019, 8:06am PDT
                                Correction: I don't think it was actually called a 404 NT by MM 04/03/2019, 8:18am PDT
                                I'll get a random 404 on reload of a post here or there. reloading works fine. NT by The Happiness Engine 04/03/2019, 3:19pm PDT

What is "blank bumping"? NT by pinback 02/24/2019, 12:11pm PST
    Someone's new term for a "+1" post. NT by Mischief Maker 02/24/2019, 12:54pm PST
    It's like a booty bump NT by Mysterio 02/24/2019, 9:41pm PST

How the fuck do you people parse medium to long threads? by RetroRomper 12/27/2018, 5:47am PST
    We're going to wait until winter break is over and you disappear. NT by This is how we are going to help 12/27/2018, 5:26pm PST
    Serious question - CAN it be improved? by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/29/2018, 3:53pm PST
        What is CalTrops running, exactly? Something custom or modified? NT by RetroRomper 12/29/2018, 7:18pm PST
            It runs on slave children imprisoned in the engine, like Snowpiercer by Fullofkittens 12/30/2018, 8:36am PST
        Maybe faint vertical lines between below subthreads touching distant replies? by Mischief Forum Ruiner 12/30/2018, 5:19am PST
        Re: Serious question - CAN it be improved? by Mysterio 12/30/2018, 7:20am PST
            Puns. Lots of puns. *Woosh* NT by Vested Id 12/30/2018, 8:44am PST
        Re: Serious question - CAN it be improved? by Mysterio 01/03/2019, 1:11am PST
            Congrats, you found a threaded forum worse than caltrops NT by Entropy Stew 02/05/2019, 9:08pm PST
        Yes. With logins by Entropy Stew 02/05/2019, 9:14pm PST
    I made a change to how the NEW! icon shows up. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/06/2019, 9:01pm PST

Rodina is an early access game. Should we really be hyping it? NT by Caltrops Standards and Practices 02/04/2019, 2:25pm PST
    I think so. It's a quality game. What do you think of it? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/05/2019, 4:57pm PST
        I think I don't pay for beta tests. Let me know when it hits 1.0! NT by Mysterio 02/05/2019, 10:04pm PST
    Re: Rodina is an early access game. Should we really be hyping it? by BeefyCheesy 02/05/2019, 6:05pm PST
        Agreed, part of the gameplay is in how to pronounce it by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/05/2019, 7:33pm PST
            If it's EA Elite clones you're after, give Void Destroyer 2 a look. NT by MM 02/06/2019, 5:14am PST
                Re: If it's EA Elite clones you're after, give Void Destroyer 2 a look. by Oh 02/06/2019, 6:12am PST
                    Yes, EA = Early Access. NT by MM 02/06/2019, 6:51am PST

https works here now, apparently. Enjoy. NT by Bradley Svedka. 11/10/2018, 8:36pm PST
    Re: https works here now, apparently. Enjoy. by Thanks! 11/12/2018, 9:34am PST
        I'll demerit the other guy. NT by Bradley Svedka. 11/12/2018, 11:11am PST
            I think the youtubes dont show on https? NT by Johnny Fivedicks 11/15/2018, 6:31am PST
                same here, investigating NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/15/2018, 11:14am PST
                    I think it's fixed now. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/15/2018, 12:42pm PST
    Let's Encrypt doing God's work NT by Entropy Stew 11/30/2018, 6:40pm PST

 
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