Imagine "Jump" by Van Halen when opening this post: by Mischief Maker 10/06/2024, 9:13pm PDT 
Ole King of Style and Design implemented BOLD TEXT in Twitter. by Guess what? It looks like shit. 10/01/2024, 9:03am PDT
The immediate cost of 9/11 was around 35 billion dollars. This is how much Elon by n lost with Twitter. He did a busin 10/01/2024, 8:46pm PDT
Rape threats to T. Swift was a choice NT by Mysterio 09/11/2024, 8:54pm PDT
Not a threat NT by but an offer 09/11/2024, 9:14pm PDT
Think of the songs she could write though by We're talking triple platinum here 09/11/2024, 9:27pm PDT
That was a joke? by Mysterio 09/12/2024, 5:45am PDT
I promise to rape by you 09/12/2024, 5:55am PDT
The implementation of a rape button at caltrops.com was permanently shelved. NT by Mischief Maker 09/12/2024, 6:45am PDT
Okay wait, turn NT by around. 09/23/2024, 8:07am PDT
Insemination as a service (IaaS) by Blackwater 09/23/2024, 12:54am PDT
I feel like we're on track for TwitX to be sold off by 2027 by laudablepuss 08/08/2024, 10:41am PDT
He got evicted. by Feris 08/08/2024, 12:24pm PDT
From Boulder a year ago NT by Elon 08/08/2024, 6:14pm PDT
He got evicted this week from SF. Don't correct your betters. NT by Geryk 08/09/2024, 9:16am PDT
He's moving out of the Bay Area like he's done before NT by Where is the "eviction" 08/09/2024, 9:29am PDT
Or, uh, San Francisco NT by :) 08/09/2024, 9:33am PDT
Re: He's moving out of the Bay Area like he's done before by Geryk 08/09/2024, 10:03am PDT
Right they're keeping that information private NT by out of love for Elon Musk 08/09/2024, 10:11am PDT
What? You're SO FUCKING STUPID by Geryk 08/09/2024, 10:16am PDT
I'll ask the question more clearly so you get it by out of love for Elon Musk 08/09/2024, 10:18am PDT
Re: I'll ask the question more clearly so you get it by Geryk 08/09/2024, 10:23am PDT
Doesn't everybody know the 2nd most hated man in America got evicted? NT by It's all over the forum replies 08/09/2024, 10:24am PDT
Why is no one talking about this says NT by guy talking about this 08/09/2024, 10:26am PDT
Going to plant my flag here NT by Thanks 08/09/2024, 10:33am PDT
Don't have to tell people you're not posting. Just stop fucking posting by "Plant my flag" so cringe so fuckin 08/09/2024, 11:09am PDT
It's not cringe! What do you mean cringe what do you m by mean by that 08/09/2024, 11:15am PDT
Twitter's landlord just issued a press release saying the SF debt was paid by Mysterio 08/09/2024, 11:51am PDT
Thanks. NT by B) 08/09/2024, 12:44pm PDT
Geryk. You have seen the bootlicker armada here. Why are you so upset? NT by Dan Driedelberg 08/09/2024, 10:11am PDT
Twitter/X is still paying rent for the SF HQ. They’re going to sublet it. by Blackwater 08/09/2024, 6:52pm PDT
Shades of the pathetic guys who sue women for not dating them. by Mischief Maker 08/08/2024, 7:03pm PDT
I got my daughter's elementary school teacher pregnant NT by Doug Emhoff 08/08/2024, 8:01pm PDT
:) by Chris Pavlovski 08/08/2024, 8:17pm PDT
Hooray for successful oligarch SLAPP suits, I guess. by Mischief Maker 08/08/2024, 10:45pm PDT
Good guys won NT by Sorry it stings 08/08/2024, 10:46pm PDT
You think any real advertiser will want to touch X with a 10-ft pole after this? NT by Mischief Maker 08/08/2024, 10:51pm PDT
We'll see I guess? I don't get it NT by Day With a Mexican 08/08/2024, 10:56pm PDT
Wait. Shitlicker. You're a Musk cocksucker too? Haha holy shit. by You sure can pick them. 08/09/2024, 7:52am PDT
They. Just. Won. NT by Get used to it *files nails* 08/09/2024, 9:20am PDT
Oh cool. They won! How many millions of $ did this bring in? by Geryk 08/09/2024, 10:25am PDT
I love Elon Musk NT by He's a hero 08/09/2024, 10:26am PDT
Re: Shades of the pathetic guys who sue women for not dating them. by Geryk 08/09/2024, 9:18am PDT
I hope this shitlicker guy doesn't die of sepsis NT by For his septic opinions 08/09/2024, 9:21am PDT
Strangely, it seems ad revenue is down 84% by laudablepuss 09/22/2024, 7:47am PDT
An observation by Too scared to say 09/22/2024, 9:22am PDT
I think it's a combination of drugs, his father's shitty parenting, becoming his by father, then more drugs. 09/22/2024, 9:48am PDT
Elon Musk, defender of free speech, gets his SLAPP lawsuit dismissed by laudablepuss 03/25/2024, 7:03pm PDT
Wrong forum NT by Move to Deus Ex: Mankind Divided 03/25/2024, 7:38pm PDT
Take it up with Dick Clownshoes. by laudablepuss 03/25/2024, 7:58pm PDT
It will be one loss after another for this stupid dickwad. by Gaige Grosskreutz 03/25/2024, 9:25pm PDT
Oh man, now I'm imagining Barbarito was Musk the whole time! by Cockfucks 03/26/2024, 7:01am PDT
Shit not working for a sec in the real world DOES apply. by Mysterio 03/26/2024, 9:23am PDT
Not working... NT by in the real world... 03/26/2024, 9:52am PDT
MOST SALIENT LINES OF CODE NT by lololololololol 04/04/2024, 6:59am PDT
most salient lines of code, I got that feeling, I have more stealth when NT by laudablepuss 04/04/2024, 10:28am PDT
The porn bots are out of control. Dipshit really fucked the site up. NT by Yahtzeek 05/13/2024, 7:59am PDT
Musk is the single dumbest person alive by check this out 06/10/2024, 2:38pm PDT
Excepting Geryk by And maybe Gaige Grosskreutz 06/10/2024, 4:53pm PDT
Nah, it's the anonofag bitch slinking around the forum. Any ideas who NT by that guy is? 06/10/2024, 6:17pm PDT
I want to see his tight five NT by Michael Richards 06/10/2024, 10:26pm PDT
Livestream between two dumbest guys on earth a disaster by MOST SALIENT LINES OF CODE 08/13/2024, 7:06am PDT
One NT by Billion 08/13/2024, 8:32am PDT
Stupid NT by Post 08/13/2024, 8:45am PDT
What a NT by Disaster! 08/13/2024, 9:55am PDT
I'm assembling a crack squad of boot lickers. NT by Billion 08/13/2024, 12:07pm PDT
Another NT by Disaster! 08/13/2024, 12:19pm PDT
We finally hear from the trans daughter who Elon bought twitter to spite. by Mischief Maker 07/25/2024, 3:37pm PDT
"Sure, Jan" "I'm my own woman" jesus christ by B) 07/25/2024, 5:20pm PDT
Forgot "touch grass" NT by Bx 07/25/2024, 5:30pm PDT
Kids these days, with their hair and their clothes... NT by Mischief Maker 07/25/2024, 5:33pm PDT
Same shit they said about gay people 20 years ago. Why are you people so weird? NT by Mischief Maker 07/25/2024, 5:30pm PDT
That's the right point of comparison, yeah by though not like you think 07/25/2024, 5:37pm PDT
Even if conspiracy theories are your thing, Globo-Homo is so fucking BORING. by Mischief Maker 07/25/2024, 6:35pm PDT
"You won the argument, but I'll still keep arguing" god shut the fuck up by Geryk 08/09/2024, 9:14am PDT
Missed this before. Shitlicker REALLY DOES LOVE MUSK by All your heroes are dumb cocksucker 08/09/2024, 8:28am PDT
Is this a malignant narcissist posting NT by What's the big deal 08/09/2024, 8:46am PDT
"Guys! I'm not the problem! I just lick the shit off Musk's asshole" by All your heroes are dumb cocksucker 08/09/2024, 9:05am PDT
Why are you so bothered and need to slap people down? by Why don't *you* log off 08/09/2024, 9:09am PDT
Because you're a piece of shit and you're here. by Geryk 08/09/2024, 9:13am PDT
Anybody check in on the post this guy is responding to by Want to explain what the issue is 08/09/2024, 9:18am PDT
He's just so fucking stupid. by Mysterio 07/25/2024, 1:29pm PDT
Oh shit, the twitter slur whitelist for right-wing accounts was real! by Mischief Maker 07/24/2024, 7:09pm PDT
..."Mexican"...? NT by Fullofkittens 07/25/2024, 6:13am PDT
The Cybertruck is years behind schedule, so Tesla is launching a $30 beer by blackwater 04/17/2023, 3:45pm PDT
Checking in on the Cybertruck by More like cyberFU 11/06/2023, 7:26pm PST
It seems like a meme product by Blackwater 11/07/2023, 5:30pm PST
Everytime I've seen one, people around me start laughing. by Feris 05/17/2024, 6:46am PDT
Seems raccoons try to get into the trunk because they mistake it for a dumpster. NT by Mischief Maker 07/18/2024, 7:57pm PDT
Failson giving Trump $45 million a month is the cuckiest behavior in history by Mysterio 07/18/2024, 9:41am PDT
Who's got Bluesky invites? by E. L. Koba (eBike guy) 04/27/2023, 12:07pm PDT
Please don't support that shit licker Dorsey NT by Shitbot 04/27/2023, 7:05pm PDT
Signing up for that awful site means you think there was something special by about Dorsey. 04/28/2023, 10:55am PDT
Maybe we just don't want to hang out with Elon's Nazi pals? by Mysterioso 04/28/2023, 11:27am PDT
The thrill of transgression is all they have going for their worthless lives by bluepill checkmark 04/28/2023, 1:20pm PDT
It's hard to get triggered by someone who doesn't care enough about their point NT by to proofread before hitting 'post' 04/28/2023, 1:27pm PDT
Re: It's hard to get triggered by someone who doesn't care enough about their by laudablepuss 04/28/2023, 2:54pm PDT
^ this is how devoid of any worthwhile thoughts they are by bluepill checkmark 04/28/2023, 3:49pm PDT
^the irony of juxtaposing this subject line with the body of your post is just NT by *chef's kiss* 04/28/2023, 5:23pm PDT
glad you're not triggered, though by laudablepuss 04/28/2023, 11:09pm PDT
Crying abt 'chef's kiss' & carefully ignoring the 2nd grader's cock obsession is by *chef's kiss* 04/29/2023, 10:17am PDT
Look at this cunt coward by fucking moron 04/29/2023, 3:58pm PDT
Lol, dig deep NT by laudablepuss 04/29/2023, 4:43pm PDT
Still no point, nor answering the question about Josh's chronic rejection by bluepill checkmark 04/29/2023, 3:49am PDT
The cables tagteaming that camgirl was top tier NT by Mysterio 07/23/2023, 11:12am PDT
The Cables haven't been here in years, man. NT by Mysterio 07/21/2023, 6:45pm PDT
I don't want to hang out with those choads either. Choose Mastodon., NT by Mysterio2 04/28/2023, 4:57pm PDT
More like by GreenerGrass 04/29/2023, 12:35pm PDT
Let's use the abbreviation "BS" for BlueSky. by blackwater 05/10/2023, 10:39am PDT
cohost by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/10/2023, 11:16am PDT
Bluesky is the worst site I've ever used. by Mysterio 07/21/2023, 4:53pm PDT
The Great Fragmentation is also a Great Sorting. by Blackwater 07/22/2023, 4:18pm PDT
Here's four. Have fun. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/04/2024, 9:12am PST
I used the 3rd one, thanks by CattleHumper 01/04/2024, 9:53am PST
I yoinked #4 by MM 01/04/2024, 10:26am PST
I'll replenish them shortly. It gave me invites to replace the ones used. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/04/2024, 10:43am PST
do people still use bluesky? NT by Banned Twitter user 01/04/2024, 10:47am PST
Looks like Bluesky is open to everyone now NT by laudablepuss 02/07/2024, 9:24am PST
Good luck, it's a shrill libteral cuck shithole NT by Mysterio 02/07/2024, 10:00am PST
I meant the vodka, what are you talking about by laudablepuss 02/07/2024, 10:11am PST
Re: I meant the vodka, what are you talking about by TRUTH 02/07/2024, 10:40am PST
Re: I meant the vodka, what are you talking about by laudablepuss 02/07/2024, 10:47am PST
The comedy entomologist NT by "Look what I caught" 02/07/2024, 11:47am PST
Re: I meant the vodka, what are you talking about by TRUTH 02/07/2024, 12:28pm PST
And you’re succeeding brilliantly! NT by …TRUTH…Social? ;) 02/07/2024, 6:17pm PST
Here is the "Musk is a stupid asshole" subforum. Have at it. NT by Dick Clownshoes 12/23/2022, 8:10am PST
I'll go first with these tweets where Musk can't describe the tech stack. by Dick Clownshoes 12/23/2022, 8:12am PST
A recording of the Twitter Space. by Dick Clownshoes 12/23/2022, 8:15am PST
The one thing that will kill this discussion by Eat My Ligma, Clownshoes 12/23/2022, 4:04pm PST
The dumb asshole took me off timeline view for the last time. What a shithole. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/25/2023, 4:55pm PST
Look at this fucking retard. by The Diskkkord Krew 02/02/2023, 7:17am PST
Look at this fucking retard. by The Diskkkord Krew 02/09/2023, 3:11pm PST
Look at this fucking retard. by Kirahu Nagasawa 02/11/2023, 4:31pm PST
Fuck me, he wasted $44 billion for the updoots. by MM 02/15/2023, 6:37am PST
Strongest indication yet that twitter is going out of business? by laudablepuss 02/28/2023, 2:39pm PST
Re: Strongest indication yet that twitter is going out of business? by Brad Wardell 02/28/2023, 3:40pm PST
They had to lie about it! by ahahaha 02/28/2023, 6:02pm PST
He says he's going to make Twitter into an "everything app" NT by laudablepuss 03/03/2023, 7:48am PST
lol by Gaige Grosskreutz 03/03/2023, 9:27am PST
Re: lol by laudablepuss 03/03/2023, 10:18am PST
Re: lol by O'Mickey Mash 03/06/2023, 3:42pm PST
SIGH. Code is brittle SIGH by laudablepuss 03/06/2023, 2:54pm PST
"Masterful gambit, sir" by MontyCarloHall from hn 03/06/2023, 3:41pm PST
He's not wrong, though. by blackwater 03/07/2023, 2:40pm PST
Yes, he's 100% wrong and so are you. by Mysterio 03/07/2023, 7:42pm PST
Fuckit, yes I will educate you by Mysterio 03/07/2023, 7:51pm PST
The building doesn't smell like shit. Just by their floors 03/07/2023, 8:03pm PST
I work in the industry and none of those tech issues are interesting or unusual by blackwater 03/07/2023, 10:02pm PST
blackwater never met a boot he wouldn't lick by Tuey 03/08/2023, 5:59am PST
I work in the industry and none of those tech issues are interesting or unusual by Mysterio 03/08/2023, 7:49am PST
Guyz remember when Discord went down due to lack of api credits NT by lololololololololol 03/08/2023, 12:59pm PST
Before vs. After the lawyer calls by MM 03/08/2023, 7:07am PST
Re: Before vs. After the lawyer calls by Mysterio 03/08/2023, 7:51am PST
How can anyone be this stupid and incompetent? by Understatement Man 03/08/2023, 9:39am PST
The clause was buried in curry shit on the floor, sorry. NT by H1-Beta 03/08/2023, 10:14am PST
Ah, Eto… Bleh by Mischief Maker 04/01/2023, 6:03am PDT
Too fucking funny. Musk is such a bitch. by Mysterio 04/01/2023, 7:51am PDT
The most divorced man on the planet. by Mischief Maker 03/25/2023, 6:18am PDT
The food was terrible and the portions were small by Mysterio 03/27/2023, 8:11pm PDT
Twitter now worth less than half what he paid, Musk conceeds. by Mischief Maker 03/28/2023, 11:42am PDT
"Masterful gambit, sir" NT by hn morons 03/28/2023, 12:56pm PDT
Do you think Twitter was ever worth its "market" price? Wasn't it always bs NT by Ulililia 06/04/2023, 9:57pm PDT
Considering some moron actually paid that price... yes. NT by Mischief $6B to solve world hunger 06/04/2023, 10:42pm PDT
Dogecoin the new icon by HURRR 04/03/2023, 1:29pm PDT
Deleted their dumb app today, finally. by Vidinfox 04/03/2023, 6:49pm PDT
Oh, thank goodness NT by Please keep us updated!! 12/02/2023, 11:20pm PST
npr by He's just so goddamn stupid 04/09/2023, 9:05am PDT
Every day he proves he's the dumbest man alive. by He's just so goddamn stupid 04/10/2023, 7:04am PDT
"Twitter" technically no longer exists by laudablepuss 04/10/2023, 3:33pm PDT
Replies broken on broswer by Mysterio 04/13/2023, 8:34am PDT
Nothing about that is unusual NT by Stupid fuckwit from up above 04/13/2023, 3:30pm PDT
Musk folds like a cheap suit and censors Turkish twitter ahead of election. by Mischief Maker 05/16/2023, 7:06pm PDT
"Did your brain fall out of your head?" asks the Cowardly Lion by Musk is a laughable BITCH 05/16/2023, 7:52pm PDT
Hahahahahah! by Yeah! 05/16/2023, 8:40pm PDT
/gives in like a bitch to Erodgan by MASTERFUL GAMBIT 05/17/2023, 12:04pm PDT
serious question by Dick Clownshoes 05/17/2023, 1:23pm PDT
serious answer by Yeah! 05/17/2023, 1:41pm PDT
Re: serious answer by Dick Clownshoes 05/17/2023, 4:11pm PDT
What a fucking failson NT by LOL 05/24/2023, 8:25pm PDT
He went Woke! :( by Mischief Maker 05/31/2023, 12:24pm PDT
To be fair, this was BEFORE his trophy wife left him for a trans woman. NT by Mischief Maker 05/31/2023, 12:25pm PDT
Hehe, Grimey NT by Homer Simpless 05/31/2023, 1:24pm PDT
"Can't win them all!" by Daddy Elon 06/18/2023, 9:00pm PDT
"X" by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/24/2023, 11:07am PDT
Yeah, who needs the branding power of terms like "retweet?" NT by Barbie's Malibu DOOM house 07/24/2023, 12:57pm PDT
He's a success at being a "CUNT"! NT by rimshot 07/24/2023, 4:43pm PDT
So many jokes by laudablepuss 07/24/2023, 4:57pm PDT
LOL. If this was in the Silicon Valley TV show, it would seem very unrealistic by blackwater 07/25/2023, 12:16pm PDT
Bitchboy got the cops called on him regarding the sign NT by lololololol 07/24/2023, 4:22pm PDT
Unlike u he makea thing happen NT by Steve Job 07/24/2023, 4:38pm PDT
He is indeed a masterful gambiteer! NT by You pathetic twat 07/24/2023, 6:52pm PDT
I assume the other guy is kidding. NT by i_hate_goons.vbs 07/25/2023, 12:45pm PDT
Re: Here is the "Musk is a stupid asshole" subforum. Have at it. by lololololololol 07/29/2023, 5:47am PDT
You still can't read twitter without a login. Fixed. by Mischief Maker 07/29/2023, 5:48am PDT
Oh wait, I stand corrected. Elon W (by fixing his previous L). NT by Mischief Maker 07/29/2023, 6:23am PDT
Wait, not quite. I can read someone's twitter, but not in chronological order. L NT by Mischief Maker 07/29/2023, 6:27am PDT
I definitely don't get the feeling that's going to fall over onto someone NT by laudablepuss 07/29/2023, 8:13am PDT
"just do shit", new company motto by laudablepuss 07/31/2023, 8:02pm PDT
Ramishah NT by Maruf 07/31/2023, 8:04pm PDT
Behind the Bastards podcast by jesus fuck 07/31/2023, 9:54pm PDT
It's pretty ok usually NT by laudablepuss 07/31/2023, 10:06pm PDT
I am very addicted to Twitter. by Fullofkittens 08/06/2023, 8:30am PDT
Most everyone I follow left by but if the url changes 08/06/2023, 2:15pm PDT
Failson is going to "pay the legal fees" for MAGA Nazis but can't pay his server by Bill 08/07/2023, 10:18am PDT
"No Limit?" Anyone need a lawyer for a super-long, probably doomed case? by Mischief Maker 08/07/2023, 10:39am PDT
Oh fuck, the stupid AI clip channel cut off the punchline! by Mischief Maker 08/07/2023, 10:44am PDT
The whole "pretend to MMA Zuckerberg" thing is so pathetic nobody mentioned it h NT by ere. hahah 08/14/2023, 8:52am PDT
Re: The whole "pretend to MMA Zuckerberg" thing is so pathetic nobody mentioned by laudablepuss 08/14/2023, 9:57am PDT
Re: The whole "pretend to MMA Zuckerberg" thing is so pathetic nobody mentioned by Patrick Johnson 08/14/2023, 10:48am PDT
Re: The whole "pretend to MMA Zuckerberg" thing is so pathetic nobody mentioned by h0 08/14/2023, 12:07pm PDT
I'd love for Musk to be arrested outside Zuck's mansion by laudablepuss 08/14/2023, 1:03pm PDT
fighting by anonymous caltrops old guard 08/14/2023, 1:48pm PDT
This could have been Stepto or BDR. But not Tout Suite. He didn't care what he d NT by id to people. 08/14/2023, 2:43pm PDT
fag. NT by Mischief Maker 08/14/2023, 3:11pm PDT
It's too bad they missed out on this charity opportunity, guess they can't EVEN NT by give their money away-Fullofkittens 08/14/2023, 11:31am PDT
Re: It's too bad they missed out on this charity opportunity by MM 08/14/2023, 1:16pm PDT
I just got a phone push notification re: a Tweet from some rando I don't follow. NT by Fullofkittens 08/16/2023, 5:57am PDT
Tolerances. by Mysterio 08/23/2023, 7:42pm PDT
I can not get over how stupid naming Twitter "X" is. Holy shit. NT by He's so cringey and awful 09/05/2023, 6:59am PDT
"Elon told me he would only pay rent over his dead body." by laudablepuss 09/07/2023, 7:14pm PDT
Taylor Swift and Elon by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/22/2023, 11:01am PDT
Our next generation Starlink optical space lasers (pew pew!) were launched to or by Elon Musk 09/26/2023, 9:36pm PDT
Hahaha "Blaze your Glory!" by laudablepuss 09/29/2023, 8:25am PDT
EVERYTHING he does is so fucking stupid. NT by He's so cringey and awful 09/29/2023, 9:45am PDT
Protecting the border in a backwards cowboy hat by Mischief Maker 09/30/2023, 6:25am PDT
Re: Protecting the border in a backwards cowboy hat by O'Mickey Mash 09/30/2023, 10:11am PDT
This entire thread, abridged: by Mischief Maker 10/01/2023, 9:30pm PDT
Re: This entire thread, abridged: by O'Mickey Mash 10/02/2023, 7:31am PDT
X spreads garbage misinformation by laudablepuss 10/24/2023, 10:50am PDT
Also I think Riker Googling is gone. *flips keyboard* NT by laudablepuss 10/24/2023, 10:59am PDT
Re: Also I think Riker Googling is gone. *flips keyboard* NT by He's on bluesky 10/24/2023, 7:35pm PDT
Re: Also I think Riker Googling is gone. *flips keyboard* by laudablepuss 11/09/2023, 11:12am PST
It makes me sick that he picks fights with Wikipedia and Zuckerberg by Because I hate Wikipedia and 10/24/2023, 11:24am PDT
X marks the Thought (Crime) NT by lbibble 10/24/2023, 12:19pm PDT
Can't you people find a new HS mandatory-reading book to make your analogies? by What about "The Jungle?" 10/24/2023, 2:34pm PDT
It's because Elon keeps mentioning Orwell. In the link I posted. by laudablepuss 10/24/2023, 2:36pm PDT
Can't you get a new hobby than flailing at MM and Laudle constantly? by better yet, a new site to visit? 10/26/2023, 11:04pm PDT
Not every anon here is the same poster you miserable piece of shit NT by Walter Sobchek 10/27/2023, 11:38am PDT
See, I am a NEW retard, you know NT by retards everywhere 10/27/2023, 5:26pm PDT
also by retards everywhere 10/27/2023, 5:28pm PDT
honestly laughing at this reply NT by god forbid you post better 10/27/2023, 5:31pm PDT
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NT by RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 10/28/2023, 10:22am PDT
Re: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR by god forbid you post better 10/28/2023, 11:07am PDT
Re: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NT by RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 10/28/2023, 12:57pm PDT
Mod plz ban this worthless shit flinger thx NT by god forbid you post better 10/28/2023, 2:39pm PDT
** N.O.T.I.C.E. ** NT by -=[NOTICE]=- 10/28/2023, 4:07pm PDT
Re: Here is the "Musk is a stupid asshole" subforum. Have at it. by Johnny Fivedicks 10/26/2023, 8:24pm PDT
It will happen by Believe it or not, it's up to you. 10/27/2023, 12:53pm PDT
Re: It will happen by Johnny Fivedicks 10/27/2023, 2:53pm PDT
Elon's Twitter report card, 2023 by blackwater 10/27/2023, 4:47pm PDT
it went down all the time and collapsed constantly by lol what a bootlicker 10/27/2023, 5:12pm PDT
ahahahhhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa by lololololololololol 10/27/2023, 5:15pm PDT
Don't forget me! by Aileen Cannon 10/27/2023, 7:01pm PDT
Or me! by Haraldur Thorleifsson 10/28/2023, 12:57pm PDT
Or me! NT by General Robert E. Lee 10/28/2023, 2:53pm PDT
I'm mostly just here to troll the scolds by blackwater 10/28/2023, 9:42pm PDT
"I was just pretending to be retarded" NT by jfc 10/31/2023, 10:30pm PDT
"Masterful gambits, sir!" NT by MASTERFUL GAMB(etc) 10/27/2023, 5:24pm PDT
Mastodon rulez NT by follow me there 10/27/2023, 6:53pm PDT
Current valuation by via The Rolling Stone 10/30/2023, 2:23pm PDT
"Bladerunner" NT by jfc 10/31/2023, 10:28pm PDT
My favorite part was when he said, "It's bladerunnin' time!" then ran all over NT by those blades. 10/31/2023, 11:10pm PDT
Hiring at Twitter is still in good hands though. by record scratch 11/02/2023, 10:18pm PDT
Sony removes Twitter integration with PS5 by Mysterio 11/07/2023, 5:36am PST
This is when he told businesses to "go fuck yourself" if they don't advertise by MASTERFUL GAMB(etc) 11/29/2023, 9:35pm PST
not quite by laudablepuss 11/29/2023, 10:53pm PST
Re: not quite by MASTERFUL GAMB(etc) 11/30/2023, 11:27am PST
Picking a fight with Scandinavian unions is going well NT by MASTERFUL GAMB(etc) 12/08/2023, 5:23pm PST
Re: Here is the "Musk is a stupid asshole" subforum. Have at it. by MASTERFUL GAMB(etc) 12/09/2023, 4:44pm PST
The markets will shower him w/ riches for creating a company with ai in the name by Blackwater 12/10/2023, 6:15pm PST
The Business Insider article on Twitter's finances by Americans love Pepsi-Cola. 12/11/2023, 1:12pm PST
How can you not root for him NT by Hulk Hogan 12/11/2023, 3:05pm PST
A heartwarming story about two of the very best people by laudablepuss 12/11/2023, 7:18pm PST
Tesla hackernews bootlickers and simps by Mysterio 12/13/2023, 5:34am PST
yep, it's a recall by laudablepuss 12/13/2023, 8:36am PST
Re: yep, it's a recall by Mysterio 12/13/2023, 8:44am PST
It's such a self-own that this video is from an X.com post. Shame on me. by Mischief Maker 12/13/2023, 8:45am PST
Don’t have a dog in this fight but using recall for an OTA confuses old people by Blackwater 12/13/2023, 1:34pm PST
It's been "a thing" NT by laudablepuss 12/13/2023, 3:35pm PST
Cybertruck’s Aero Wheel Covers Are Chewing Up The Custom Tires by lololololololololol 02/03/2024, 8:40pm PST
Neuralink tweets read like System Shock 2 audio logs by Sh0dan 02/05/2024, 9:28pm PST
Meta Thread about Meta Threads by blackwater 07/13/2023, 12:24pm PDT
FWIW I see bluesky as the primary autism pronoun squee sponge NT by Too embarrassed to say 07/13/2023, 4:07pm PDT
It sucks. There is nothing "special" about Meta or Zuckerberg. by He sucks and his dumbshit site suck 07/14/2023, 10:06am PDT
People aren't fleeting Elon's twitter cuz they think the alternatives are BETTER NT by Mysterioso 07/14/2023, 10:12am PDT
By 2027 which of these will be true? by laudablepuss 07/14/2023, 10:32am PDT
B. by He sucks and his dumbshit site suck 07/14/2023, 12:53pm PDT
Probably C by Blackwater 07/14/2023, 6:56pm PDT
Their monopoly on short text social media is lost. Old twitter will never return NT by Mysterioso 07/14/2023, 8:37pm PDT
You are of course correct NT by He sucks and his dumbshit site suck 07/14/2023, 12:50pm PDT
They’re claiming 100 million signups now for Threads by blackwater 07/14/2023, 12:15pm PDT
What do you people use these sites for that gets you so worked up? by pinback 07/14/2023, 2:01pm PDT
Hmmm. Not quite my tempo. NT by Guess Who 07/14/2023, 8:07pm PDT
75% of the most updated Blue Sky posts are by Nano Nano 07/15/2023, 4:03pm PDT
Because drama is more popular than content. by Mischief Maker 07/15/2023, 7:26pm PDT
Re: Because drama is more popular than content. by Turf 11/11/2023, 2:56pm PST
Doomscrolling, news, comedy, and tiktok highlights by CattleHumper 07/17/2023, 7:41am PDT
brb NT by pinback 07/17/2023, 12:41pm PDT
quakefinger got shut down so where else can I read Carmack's .plan? NT by Entropy Stew 08/23/2023, 1:29pm PDT
So Elon was getting people killed by flipping starlink off during battles... by Mischief Maker 09/10/2023, 5:30pm PDT
Libs are pivoting to blaming American megacorps for Ukraine's failures. NT by Get thee to the negotiating table 09/10/2023, 5:37pm PDT
Ukraine's failures? What? NT by John Gulp 09/10/2023, 5:50pm PDT
U.S., Ukraine Clash Over Counteroffensive Strategy by WSJ 8/24/2023 09/10/2023, 6:02pm PDT
Wow Caltrops doesn't support Cyrillic. LAME! NT by Ghost of Kiev 09/10/2023, 6:03pm PDT
WSJ? NT by Is citing the New York Post next? 09/10/2023, 7:38pm PDT
This is the worst kind of post on the Internet, btw by ignore the piece of shit 09/11/2023, 1:16pm PDT
You think the wsj ISN'T heavily partisan? by oh you poor sweet child 09/12/2023, 1:38am PDT
Re: You think the wsj ISN'T heavily partisan? by ignore the piece of shit 09/12/2023, 5:48am PDT
Re: U.S., Ukraine Clash Over Counteroffensive Strategy by John Gulp 09/10/2023, 8:10pm PDT
Some tankie shitfuck has nothing else to do but waste your time by ignore the piece of shit 09/11/2023, 8:26am PDT
Vacant 30-somethings desperate to be the Greatest Generation to own their dads by living vicariously through Slav-war 09/11/2023, 4:05pm PDT
Ooh! Slav-War! That makes it sound like a mutual aggression and not an invasion. by Mischief Maker 09/11/2023, 4:15pm PDT
We did it MM the war's over. You shitposted our way to victory. NT by Volodymyr Zelenskyy 09/11/2023, 4:27pm PDT
*Salutes* NT by MM 09/11/2023, 5:20pm PDT
Seeing the right swallow Russia's cock whole is................................. by lololololololololol 09/11/2023, 5:29pm PDT
Re: Seeing the right swallow Russia's cock whole is............................. by Mysterio3 09/11/2023, 5:35pm PDT
No, never been a war I didn't fully support, my friend. Glad to have you aboard! by Dick Cheney 09/11/2023, 7:01pm PDT
So you support the Russian invasion of Ukraine, like the US invasion of Iraq? by MM 09/11/2023, 7:46pm PDT
I fully support America's God-given right to world domination, not the Ruskies by Dick Cheney 09/11/2023, 8:23pm PDT
Yup, Trump tore up the Iran nuclear deal, he'll cave on the Budapest memoranda.. by Mischief Maker 09/12/2023, 5:11am PDT
Correction: "third largest nuclear stockpile." NT by Mischief Maker 09/12/2023, 5:13am PDT
Yes, we need to invade all the countries with WMDs, good point NT by Dick Cheney 09/12/2023, 11:27am PDT
Your "libelous scumbag" comments fall flat when you're being this disingenuous. NT by MM 09/12/2023, 1:25pm PDT
Is it possible you're heavily invested in this because you're Jewish? by Guy who notices things 09/12/2023, 2:38pm PDT
So much for pretending to be motivated by pacifism, Mr. "Ukrainians aren't real" NT by MM 09/12/2023, 3:03pm PDT
This antisemite isn't me NT by Benny Chaps 09/12/2023, 3:35pm PDT
I shot that guy in the face NT by Dick Cheney 09/12/2023, 5:31pm PDT
The worst thing you've ever posted? NT by We've got some homework to do 09/11/2023, 11:38am PDT
What triggered you, precious snowflake? NT by MM 09/11/2023, 12:10pm PDT
The libel NT by Benny Chaps 09/11/2023, 1:04pm PDT
like i said by ignore the piece of shit 09/11/2023, 1:14pm PDT
I want more out of you. And the other guy. by Your Fathers 09/11/2023, 1:39pm PDT
I guess they think it's Ukraine's fault for being invaded by Russia. by Mischief Maker 09/11/2023, 1:52pm PDT
Ukraine isn't a real country NT by Belongs to Russia more than US 09/12/2023, 9:09am PDT
At least sign your stupid contribution NT by John Gulp 09/12/2023, 9:56am PDT
Elon's reason was that he was being explicitly called in by to participate in the war 09/11/2023, 4:42pm PDT
Yeah, I'm trusting the biographer more than Elon in damage-control mode. NT by MM 09/11/2023, 5:19pm PDT
hahaha. But you didn't believe that, did you? You did? Ohhhhhhhhh by Mysterio 09/11/2023, 5:28pm PDT
Yeah you're a POS by Delete post 09/12/2023, 10:05am PDT
Because I didn't gaze into a crystal ball and see this future clarification? by MM 09/12/2023, 10:32am PDT
What law firm do you work for? Want to know so I can avoid it like the plague. NT by Just kidding. We know you're NEET 09/13/2023, 11:19am PDT
Putting down people you're jealous of only makes you look worse. NT by Mischief Maker 09/13/2023, 1:13pm PDT
The bums will always lose, Mr. Maker! The bums will always lose!!! NT by Just kidding. We know you're NEET 09/13/2023, 7:00pm PDT
Re: The bums will always lose, Mr. Maker! The bums will always lose!!! by Mysterio 09/14/2023, 5:01am PDT
If MM was a successful lawyer we'd never hear from him. BECAUSE HE'D BE BUSY. NT by check out this indie junk guys 09/14/2023, 7:20am PDT
Jesus christ what a dumb fucking post by Horus Truthteller 09/14/2023, 7:30am PDT
HIS HANDS ARE FULL, GUYS! by very important work ur doing here 09/14/2023, 10:58am PDT
You got me. I'm destitute. Buy me games with your filthy US anti-Russia dollars. by Mischief Maker 09/14/2023, 11:40am PDT
I have no quarrel with you. NT by Hours Truthteller 09/14/2023, 3:01pm PDT
I thought I was the "STOP SKIMMING" guy. NT by Mischief Maker 09/14/2023, 9:27am PDT
Why do you think you're unemployed? NT by MM's first and last firm 09/14/2023, 12:11pm PDT
You're totally my boss, dude, AND the hero of Russia. Dream free as you flip! NT by Mischief Maker 09/14/2023, 12:43pm PDT
Oh are you back to the grind? I thought you were getting into arbitration NT by aka "Can't get a real job" 09/14/2023, 1:07pm PDT
The reason Kim Wexler crashed her car is she was working crazy unhealthy hours. NT by Mischief Matlock 09/14/2023, 2:56pm PDT
Sounds like some are not happy ;) by Gasoline 09/14/2023, 8:26pm PDT
This is some kind of thread by laudablepuss 09/12/2023, 10:18am PDT
Re: This is some kind of thread by We've got some homework to do 09/12/2023, 10:36am PDT
Disgusting. NT by 'May as well' 09/12/2023, 11:02am PDT
You seriously don't understand that Ukraine will never be part of Russia by laudablepuss 09/12/2023, 12:23pm PDT
Ukraine has been part of Russia several times throughout history. NT by Alex Trebek 09/13/2023, 9:10pm PDT
Genius by laudablepuss 09/13/2023, 9:57pm PDT
Cope and Seethe. by MM 09/12/2023, 1:29pm PDT
Paying, attention? I meant you know what you're doing is wrong. NT by Benny Chaps 09/12/2023, 2:08pm PDT
No, I was going off what the CNN story said. It's since been corrected. Not my L NT by MM 09/12/2023, 2:09pm PDT
It's your L because Elon responded and it turned out he was right NT by But let's move on 09/12/2023, 3:33pm PDT
*shrug* A broken clock is correct twice a day. NT by MM 09/12/2023, 3:56pm PDT
You..don't know how satellites work, do you? by John Gulp 09/12/2023, 6:02pm PDT
Don't flip your lid man by Horus Truthteller 09/12/2023, 8:56pm PDT
I think Russia should take back Alaska. by Injustice 09/13/2023, 10:57am PDT
Update: Elon has been e-diagnosed with autism and you can’t mock any more. by Dr. No 09/13/2023, 1:34pm PDT
The leafs NT by are turning brown 09/13/2023, 2:41pm PDT
Elon says he's removing the ability to block users on Twitter by blackwater 08/19/2023, 9:23am PDT
"It makes no sense," he said as a follow up. by Mysterio3 08/19/2023, 10:06pm PDT
Re: Elon says he's removing the ability to block users on Twitter by Devole 08/20/2023, 10:34am PDT
Is Elon on drugs or something? by Question Hound 08/20/2023, 6:15pm PDT
He's insane because he grew up firing everyone who ever told him "no." by Mischief Maker 08/20/2023, 7:52pm PDT
Look, sometimes you just want your city to be a giant line by Blackwater 08/20/2023, 8:10pm PDT
"bonesaw a dead body" it's called disposal, what else are you supposed to do NT by Tired of the memes 08/21/2023, 7:41am PDT
100% organic sky burial NT by Entropy Stew 08/22/2023, 10:17pm PDT
Good Morning! It's now impossible to browse twitter without logging in. NT by Mischief Maker 06/30/2023, 5:46am PDT
hahaha great work from retard fail son NT by Mysterio 06/30/2023, 6:35am PDT
Now they're on par with Instagram, another service I don't use NT by CattleHumper 06/30/2023, 7:26am PDT
$42,000 a month for API access and it is also broken. Elon is a sloppy bitch. by Mysterio 06/30/2023, 11:08am PDT
Does that mean in line tweets are broken? by Let's quote a dumb antivax racist r 06/30/2023, 12:15pm PDT
Good Ole Cumsock by Mysterio 06/30/2023, 2:20pm PDT
In line Tweets don’t seem broken here by Blackwater 06/30/2023, 11:11pm PDT
thank you by Mysterio 07/01/2023, 9:05am PDT
Good Morning! It's now impossible to browse twitter by E. Bike Koba 07/01/2023, 11:01am PDT
Just kicked off most of his user base NT by Temporarily 07/01/2023, 11:41am PDT
He's so fucking stupid. by MASTERFUL GAMB(etc) 07/01/2023, 1:10pm PDT
When we said the site would break, and it has, this is what we meant by Failson Bitchboy 07/01/2023, 1:57pm PDT
no no, it's "extreme data scraping and system manipulation" NT by laudablepuss 07/01/2023, 3:15pm PDT
The crypto and egirl spam has been really bad for about a month NT by Temporarily 07/01/2023, 10:04pm PDT
That Twitter is bad. NT by Andrew Bernard, Twitter Critic 07/01/2023, 3:39pm PDT
Dorsey chimes in and you will not stop laughing. by Failson Bitchboy 07/01/2023, 10:18pm PDT
Promises, promises by Roop 07/01/2023, 11:19pm PDT
Elon is still fighting THE BOTS by blackwater 07/02/2023, 12:29am PDT
Writing the dumbest tweet in history. by Geryk 06/12/2023, 5:57pm PDT
I had to race home to help Twitter today, it's my RESPONSIBILITY by throwing elbows 06/12/2023, 8:32pm PDT
It is my responsibility to pay Twitter's rent. by Failson Bitchboy 06/15/2023, 7:31am PDT
If only he'd had some warning about it by laudablepuss 06/15/2023, 8:35am PDT
a net gain of 28 verified users NT by What a failure 04/21/2023, 7:54pm PDT
checkmark shit by What a failure 04/22/2023, 9:39pm PDT
Re: a net gain of 28 verified users by Failson Bitchboy 05/05/2023, 3:14pm PDT
Twitter’s U.S. Ad Sales Plunge 59% as Woes Continue by Twitter’s U.S. Ad Sales Plunge 06/10/2023, 7:36pm PDT
You're like a little gnat to me. NT by Dick Clownshoes 06/11/2023, 11:14pm PDT
Elon goes "THEY LIVE" with blue check nazis. by Mischief Maker 04/27/2023, 5:06am PDT
Speak of the Devil NT by and he will eat your tweet 04/27/2023, 10:40pm PDT
rocket blows up NT by MASTERFUL GAMB(etc) 04/20/2023, 2:20pm PDT
Re: rocket blows up by Mysterio 04/20/2023, 5:13pm PDT
Substack launches its Twitter competitor, Notes by blackwater 04/11/2023, 12:50pm PDT
Steven Crowder was offered $50mil by Daily Wire and he called it "slavery" by Mischief Maker 04/11/2023, 7:45pm PDT
Over four years, including his production costs, and they had the right to yank by the reins if he got brigaded 04/11/2023, 9:38pm PDT
Oh sorry, $12,500,000 a year. This is < what being the silenced underdog pays. NT by Mischief Maker 04/12/2023, 11:25am PDT
Crowder's a bitch NT by BITCH 04/13/2023, 7:20pm PDT
So is blackwater NT by Conservatives being SILENCED!*cry* 04/14/2023, 11:55pm PDT
witness an online murder by dang 03/08/2023, 4:52pm PST
Twitter is DOWN! NT by Also Facebook, Instagram, Fox News 02/08/2023, 2:42pm PST
Lol? by laudablepuss 02/08/2023, 3:02pm PST
Firing people who give answers he doesn't like, ignoring regulators by laudablepuss 02/10/2023, 3:49pm PST
twitter api broken NT by what a dumb worthless ahole 01/14/2023, 11:15pm PST
Re: twitter api broken by laudablepuss 01/16/2023, 9:25am PST
followup: this was intentional by laudablepuss 01/16/2023, 1:37pm PST
You didn't do what I didn't tell you to do! by laudablepuss 01/18/2023, 2:54pm PST
Liars NT by Judge Barry 01/18/2023, 11:05pm PST
Balding failson too much of a bitch to say anything NT by lololololololol 01/19/2023, 1:51am PST
Re: Balding failson too much of a bitch to say anything by Geryk 01/19/2023, 3:28am PST
Re: Balding failson too much of a bitch to say anything by Mysteriobama 01/19/2023, 6:32pm PST
ETA: and being a delusional, hair plug having, fat faggot. NT by Mysteriobama 01/19/2023, 6:35pm PST
Twitter makes an official statement about 3rd party devs by blackwater 01/20/2023, 1:43pm PST
So again, this appears to be a lie by laudablepuss 01/20/2023, 1:46pm PST
Re: twitter api broken by Yaris 01/22/2023, 6:34pm PST
Charging for the API now by laudablepuss 02/02/2023, 10:54am PST
Re: Charging for the API now by Yaris 02/02/2023, 5:30pm PST
Re: Charging for the API now by laudablepuss 02/08/2023, 8:52am PST
Yes. by Johnny Fivedicks 02/08/2023, 9:36am PST
Hey, remember "The Twitter Files?" by Mischief Maker 01/26/2023, 8:11am PST
What a coward. I guess we all knew that though. NT by Mysterio 01/26/2023, 12:39pm PST
Government censorship is explicitly legal in India though. by blackwater 02/01/2023, 9:47pm PST
Telling people to eschew vaccines in favor of horse dewormer =/= Gujarat denial. by MM 02/01/2023, 10:30pm PST
LOL "Ministry of Truth" by The Diskkkord Krew 02/02/2023, 7:16am PST
Thanks for chiming in, bleachy. by Mysterio 02/02/2023, 6:10am PST
Deep integration failures. I'm sure he kept all the testers by Mysterio 02/01/2023, 5:51pm PST
Tarn Adams can eat a box of Penis Gummies by Chester J. Hornswaggle 03/17/2011, 11:23pm PDT
I don't know how to italicize things. (Or [b]bold[/b] them.) NT by Chester J. Hornswaggle 03/17/2011, 11:24pm PDT
Use HTML NT by <i> etc 03/18/2011, 12:04am PDT
Use HTML, you fag. NT by Tarn Adams, Checkmate. 03/18/2011, 7:54pm PDT
Too little, too late, TARN! But enjoy your millions. NT by Chester J. Hornswaggle 12/23/2022, 10:02am PST
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