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| FBI chick suspects Seagal, but just mentions this to cop friend and he's like NO WAY and she's all convinced and shit and she's like IT'S THE PERFECT MURDER. So Seagal has paralyzed blond serial killer, but there's still the first guy he kicked out of the window, who is still free and running around raping and killing women now in the occasional scene. Oh wait now Seagal found him and there's some fighting. Once again, during EVERY SINGLE FIGHT, all of Seagal's lines are dubbed in. I think Seagal refused to speak in a fight scene or something on camera, he would only agree to dub in dialog later.
Anyway Seagal kills the guy in a knife fight, black cop friend finds a letter at the scene from Seagal about how he couldn't save the girl who is dead at the scene, I don't know who she is but I guess she is another character from the movie we were supposed to recognize, but anyway he says he took care of the killer HIS WAY and for black cop friend to get the confession from blond serial killer. Then as black cop friend is reading this letter to himself, FBI lady comes in and says that blond guy confessed to everything, including framing Seagal. Cut to I think England or Spain? A very nice ivy covered house where Seagal is suddenly married and has kids, one of the kids wearing the same sweater vest thing that he was in the flashbacks when his brother was killed, but apparently it means nothing, or that he somehow protected his brother by protecting his son I DON'T KNOW this shit is stupid, he gives them presents and they're speaking Spanish I'm pretty sure. Seagal goes upstairs to his hot blond trophy wife who flops her jugs out and is all tee hee then they go into a bedroom and smoochy smooch and Seagal shuts the door and cut to credits with a bluesy song that's probably by Seagal. |
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Kill Switch, starring Steven Seagal, written by Steven Seagal, music by Steven S by 03/24/2009, 1:16am PDT  Isaac Hayes is in this movie also, and this was made in 2008. :( by 03/24/2009, 1:18am PDT Several scenes are clearly done by a double for Seagal. by 03/24/2009, 1:42am PDT Re: Several scenes are clearly done by a double for Seagal. by 03/24/2009, 2:10am PDT Re: Several scenes are clearly done by a double for Seagal. by 03/24/2009, 2:15am PDT Okay, I think that guy's arm is broken. NT by 03/24/2009, 2:33am PDT Also they found the skin under the fingernails was Seagal's and actually point i by 03/24/2009, 2:47am PDT He is too busy panting and heaving to talk during "fight" scenes by 03/24/2009, 9:22am PDT STEVEN SEGAL VS VAMPIRES? remind joh to download that one NT by 03/25/2009, 12:08pm PDT He is barely in it, like Jackie Chan in Fantasy Mission Force (minus the enterta NT by 03/25/2009, 1:57pm PDT |
