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| How would Caltrops design a game about losing virginity by Rafiki 03/27/2009, 10:32am PDT | ||||
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| http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/03/27/videogame.losing.virginity/index.html
Don't worry about making loser shut-in jokes, the article took care of that in the first sentence. I think the original challenge was for the game to be autobiographical, but I'm opening it up to whatever you want so I don't have to put this in the "Spot the Lie" forum. Besides, they're not the boss of you. So what's the best virginity-losing game?? Is there a Tiddlywinks minigame where you try to flip rophynol pills into her drink ? Is it a text adventure game set in high school about trying to convince your 15-year old girlfriend you'll be together forever, honest? And then you dump her a week after? Is it a multiplayer game, where one part involves player 2 trying to get you to stop crying after you undress? Do you fuck Umberto and then delete a website? I think we can do better than, "Buy condoms, tune radio, try not to fall off bed." Bonus Valve appearance: But while Zimmerman touted the widespread historical acceptance of the theme of autobiographical sex, he noted with some dismay that veteran game designer Kim Swift, who works for Valve and who created the award-winning Portal, had originally been slated to be among the contestants but had eventually been pressured by Valve to withdraw due to the theme. Not mentioned: How devastated Erik is that "Fantasy Hole" won't see the light of day again. |
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How would Caltrops design a game about losing virginity by 03/27/2009, 10:32am PDT  Aren't there a hundred Japanese games that already did this? :( by 03/27/2009, 1:11pm PDT As I've told Jerry many times, whores! by 03/27/2009, 6:11pm PDT Combines the planning of Rainbow Six with the qualifying laps of Gran Turismo by 03/27/2009, 11:19pm PDT A combination of Wii Fit DDR w Eye Toy, Rock Band and Hogan's Alley. by 03/28/2009, 6:31am PDT |
