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My comments on his forum by Mischief Maker 03/29/2009, 8:13pm PDT
For posterity, in case of deletion/banning:

lol. I've played the damn game. Back to back or front to front, the story is pants. The only reason I kept watching was the dark haired cutie.


Story? Who said anything about story? Who plays videogames for the story? Thanks for telling me that war is bad, videogame, you've broadened my horizons. Also, thanks for giving me 1000 points for all those guys I killed before you delivered this epiphany.

I was talking about the kickass action scenes, deconstructing the silliest excesses of kung fu movies and anime. Did you turn your nose up at Army of Darkness because ITS plot was pants?

Which is merely a continuation of what happened in DMC3, with that stupid labyrinth stage where you had to fight all the bosses all over again back to back, without even, you know, new stages in between, as in DMC1. Granted, DMC4 sounds much worse, but seriously, if the reviewer did not have such a hard-on for 3 he would have noted this. This is simply a DMC trend that seems to be getting worse with each new game, and not something introduced with 4.


Eh, the next-to-final level replay of all the bosses is a brawler staple going way back in the arcades. Anyway, it's extra fighting scenes, and that's the whole point of the series.

DMC4 is a retread of THE ENTIRE LEVELS, did you enjoy the jumping puzzles? The laser hallways? The key collecting? You get to DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN, YAY!

I call bullshit on this. If I didn't know better I'd say the author hadn't even touched the damn games.


Okay, granted the fire gauntlets were next-to-useless in DMC1 until you powered them up, but that was a design flaw. If all you're doing is Stinger-ing enemies to death, you're playing the game wrong. It's all about the style meter/score and if you spam a super effective move, you lose your style rating. You're Mr. Arcade, why are you ignoring the scoring system?

This was actually one of my biggest complaints about part 1, the rigid unflexible style system. You WILL do one of the pre-approved "stylish" combos if you want a high score, and you better not get creative with throwing an unapproved move or you lose it all! DMC3 had a totally superior style system that allowed for showing off.

And lest we forget that DMC3 featured an oversized electric guitar that you used to kill demons by ROCKING THEM TO DEATH! Debate over, I win.
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Trying to get in touch with Mischief Maker by icycalm 03/26/2009, 5:31pm PDT NEW
    throat slashing potential: 1000% NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/26/2009, 6:05pm PDT NEW
    How'd I get banned from your forum? I don't even remember posting there! NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/26/2009, 6:16pm PDT NEW
        Re: How'd I get banned from your forum? I don't even remember posting there! by icycalm 03/26/2009, 7:14pm PDT NEW
            Don't ban Jerry, he'll kill himself! (Really.) NT by Mischief Maker 03/26/2009, 7:17pm PDT NEW
            That's a pretty good reason 8) by Jerry Whorebach 03/26/2009, 9:04pm PDT NEW
                Re: That's a pretty good reason 8) by icycalm 03/27/2009, 1:31am PDT NEW
                    I hope you don't have a hawt sister Jerry can stalk. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/27/2009, 1:33am PDT NEW
                    I ban YOU, icycalm (from my heart) (You'd only find more of Jerry there anyway) NT by Ray of Light 03/27/2009, 7:43am PDT NEW
                    On a scale of 1-10 how old are you? NT by Fortinbras 03/27/2009, 11:47pm PDT NEW
    Re: Trying to get in touch with Mischief Maker by Mischief Maker 03/26/2009, 6:45pm PDT NEW
        Re: Trying to get in touch with Mischief Maker by icycalm 03/26/2009, 7:12pm PDT NEW
            Just don't forget the two in-text hyperlinks! NT by Mischief Maker 03/26/2009, 7:15pm PDT NEW
            Also if you could include &referer=arcadefetishguy that'd be great NT by Worm 03/26/2009, 7:39pm PDT NEW
                Re: Also if you could include &referer=arcadefetishguy that'd be great by icycalm 03/26/2009, 7:58pm PDT NEW
                    Nope, it's too dull. That's a person who pretends to be me, ban him thx NT by Worm 03/26/2009, 8:07pm PDT NEW
                        That's what a backpedal looks like. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/26/2009, 11:10pm PDT NEW
                            Yeah, I'm totally backpedaling from his question with an answer. by Worm 03/27/2009, 7:31am PDT NEW
                                So it's just a really unoriginal name. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/27/2009, 7:44am PDT NEW
                                I didn't want to even mention this, but that TF2 shit is poison in my eyes. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/27/2009, 8:31am PDT NEW
                                    You banned yourself from being right about maps by Ray of Light 03/27/2009, 10:01am PDT NEW
                                        Scrabble that's real neatzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/27/2009, 1:08pm PDT NEW
                                    He's a tourneyfag, hence he hates TF2 by Fortinbras 03/27/2009, 10:16am PDT NEW
                                    Actually, I did post there. Twice! I've helpfully reproduced our conversation. by Jerry Whorebach 03/27/2009, 1:12pm PDT NEW
                                    he actually specifically mentions the removal of "shells cells nails etc" by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/27/2009, 8:20pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: he actually specifically mentions the removal of "shells cells nails etc" by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/28/2009, 3:16am PDT NEW
            Re: Trying to get in touch with Mischief Maker by Souffle of Pain 03/26/2009, 7:42pm PDT NEW
                Re: Trying to get in touch with Mischief Maker by icycalm 03/26/2009, 8:00pm PDT NEW
                    I'm calling for Souffle of Pain to be pre-banned due to clown misappropriation. NT by Fussbett 03/26/2009, 8:03pm PDT NEW
                        Troll Police: Precrime Department NT by Entropy Stew 03/26/2009, 9:49pm PDT NEW
                            fuckyoucrew incorporated pre-banning services for website forums NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/26/2009, 10:13pm PDT NEW
                            There hasn't been a trolling in six years. The system is PERFECT. NT by Tom Cruise 03/26/2009, 10:53pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Trying to get in touch with Mischief Maker by Souffle of Pain 03/26/2009, 8:23pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Trying to get in touch with Mischief Maker by up with pod people 03/26/2009, 8:31pm PDT NEW
                    Why don't we have any friends? ;-; NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/26/2009, 11:11pm PDT NEW
            This guy is a regular poolshooter. NT by mark 03/27/2009, 6:26am PDT NEW
    You prefer TFC over TF2? What a fag. NT by Fortinbras 03/26/2009, 11:21pm PDT NEW
        Re: You prefer TFC over TF2? What a fag. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/26/2009, 11:27pm PDT NEW
    My comments on his forum by Mischief Maker 03/29/2009, 8:13pm PDT NEW
        Countdown to comparing MM to me. O_O NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/30/2009, 5:55am PDT NEW
            I'm changing into a cable brother! by Mischief Maker 03/30/2009, 6:03am PDT NEW
                Hahaha what the fuck. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/30/2009, 6:07am PDT NEW
                and who's been stealing MM's VODKA (he knows because he MARKS IT) NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/30/2009, 6:29am PDT NEW
                Did anyone else just reload that picture 30 times? NT by Bernard Goetz 03/30/2009, 7:13am PDT NEW
                    No that's what it posted as immediately. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/30/2009, 8:24am PDT NEW
                        O wait that wasn't the point I guess I'M NOT PAYING ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/30/2009, 8:25am PDT NEW
                Re: I'm changing into a cable brother! by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 9:41am PDT NEW
        His reply, oh god, his reply by Worm 03/30/2009, 1:52pm PDT NEW
            like my brain became incapable of using 'its' NT by Worm 03/30/2009, 2:19pm PDT NEW
            What's Army of Darkness? Is it something like the high-quality film Highlander? NT by FRENCH 03/30/2009, 2:40pm PDT NEW
                Psh they do not even come near the depth of Ghost in the Shell. *puffs whatever* by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/30/2009, 2:50pm PDT NEW
                    As a means of exploring what it means to be human or as a vehicle for cyberfetis NT by thermoptic fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap 03/30/2009, 4:09pm PDT NEW
                        pseudo science garbage philosophy spewing bullshit sandwiched with nudity/guns NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/31/2009, 7:12am PDT NEW
                            dresdumb cuntdak is a great analogy to ghost in the boring. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/31/2009, 7:44am PDT NEW
            Nice move accusing the jackass of being a counter-revolutionary, btw. NT by Mischief Maker 03/31/2009, 8:21pm PDT NEW
    Some good tips for forum posting by insomni.ac, not an arcade fetish si 03/30/2009, 9:20pm PDT NEW
        Sweet baby Jesus and the sweet buttocks of the baby jesus. NT by Fullofkittens 03/30/2009, 9:28pm PDT NEW
            42452 by 22327 05/04/2009, 10:08am PDT NEW
                Those sneaky bastards NT by laudablepuss 05/04/2009, 10:33am PDT NEW
        Re: Some good tips for forum posting by Mischief Maker 03/30/2009, 9:30pm PDT NEW
        Re: Some good tips for forum posting by up with pod people 03/30/2009, 9:38pm PDT NEW
            PETER PARKER? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/31/2009, 5:34am PDT NEW
        tl;dr NT by (zzz) 03/30/2009, 10:12pm PDT NEW
            excerpts by up with pod people 03/30/2009, 10:22pm PDT NEW
                He's no Ice Cream Jonsey! NT by ICJ's No.1 Fan 03/30/2009, 10:30pm PDT NEW
                So icycalm has a dream. by not Jimmy Wales (too bad) 03/30/2009, 10:53pm PDT NEW
        He doesn't seem very icyCALM hrewhrewhrewhrew NT by Jkae, The Third Cable Brother 03/30/2009, 11:33pm PDT NEW
            Psh bro, more like I SEE CLAM! NT by Joon, the other Cable Brother 03/31/2009, 10:02am PDT NEW
                these are horrible posts that a stupid idiot would make (wrom) NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/31/2009, 10:59am PDT NEW
                    You're saying we can't introduce a 3rd Cable bruddah to the narrative? NT by Jkae 03/31/2009, 11:30am PDT NEW
                        Or fourth, but these other "brothers" are not quite up to our quality. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/31/2009, 12:34pm PDT NEW
                            They're like the 3rd and 4th Alien movies. =( NT by Fullofkittens 03/31/2009, 12:40pm PDT NEW
                                The third one was butchered by the STUDIOS. O_O by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/31/2009, 12:43pm PDT NEW
                                    I'm the only person who liked Alien3. I mean it's no Aliens, but what movie is? NT by Fussbett 04/01/2009, 1:28pm PDT NEW
                                        Dorion also liked Alien 3 actually. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 1:53pm PDT NEW
                                            What about Faxanadu? NT by Fullofkittens 04/02/2009, 9:15am PDT NEW
                                                It sucked. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/02/2009, 11:28am PDT NEW
        Re: Some good tips for forum posting by Prettydeadkitty 03/31/2009, 6:02pm PDT NEW
    You've got to be fucking kidding me by Souffle of Pain 03/30/2009, 11:49pm PDT NEW
        Hahaha! Tell us more about this guy Jerry! Here's my favourite thread: by Quétinbec 03/31/2009, 12:11am PDT NEW
            The supplied answers are skeezy and freshmannicky. by Zsenitan 03/31/2009, 1:13am PDT NEW
                An ADAMS apple! NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/31/2009, 1:23am PDT NEW
                    Your mom's adams apple. NT by Zsenitan 03/31/2009, 1:24am PDT NEW
                        I didn't know INC's wife was my mom O_O NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/31/2009, 1:33am PDT NEW
                            Icyburn! NT by Zsenitan 03/31/2009, 1:44am PDT NEW
                            You're the one we didn't keep. No money for you, sorry. NT by I need clarification 03/31/2009, 8:54pm PDT NEW
                Then Godel knocks down your tower and kicks sand in your face NT by Entropy Stew 03/31/2009, 4:38pm PDT NEW
                    Godel takes the trick which proves that we are playing a card game, my jealous by friend. - Zsenitan 03/31/2009, 5:31pm PDT NEW
                        it's not physics, it's not biology or chemistry, so what the FUCK is the FUCKING NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/31/2009, 6:25pm PDT NEW
                            so abstract so ideal oh god so abstract oh god yes YES YEEESSSSSSSS *splurt* by XKCD guy 03/31/2009, 6:59pm PDT NEW
                                That wouldn't be just splurt then. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/31/2009, 7:13pm PDT NEW
                                    I actually only spilled my drink by XKCD guy 03/31/2009, 7:17pm PDT NEW
                                        Also some draenei. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/31/2009, 7:29pm PDT NEW
            icycalm quotes Wittgenstein as a reply. How much corn cobb pipe can one person NT by Fussbett 03/31/2009, 1:27am PDT NEW
            Alex and Jerry's Greatest Hits, vol. 1 by Jerry Whorebach 03/31/2009, 1:32am PDT NEW
                From the same comments by Fussbett 03/31/2009, 1:51am PDT NEW
                    Wittgenstein says that..YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK IT I DONT HAVE TIME (flips keyboard) NT by Fortinbras 03/31/2009, 7:35am PDT NEW
                haha that screenname cracked me up all over again. NT by I need clarification 03/31/2009, 8:59pm PDT NEW
        So what have we learned, MM? by I need clarification 03/31/2009, 10:29pm PDT NEW
            I dunno I think it paid off. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 6:47am PDT NEW
    Can we get a response from icycalm, please NT by Jkae Cable 03/31/2009, 1:03pm PDT NEW
    If this guy wasn't completely retarded... by mark 03/31/2009, 11:52pm PDT NEW
    icycalm has been banned from this site. by Admin 04/01/2009, 2:56am PDT NEW
        You ban me?! I BAN YOU! I BAN ALL OF YOU! YOU MOTHERFUUUUUCKERS I AM ICYCAAAAALM NT by icycalm 04/01/2009, 10:03am PDT NEW
            Looks like he isn't very icycalm anymore heh. 8) by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 10:04am PDT NEW
                I don't have the TIME for this MICKEY MOUSE BULLSHIT! by Gary Oldman as icycalm in CALTROPS 04/01/2009, 11:36am PDT NEW
            Please don't ator as icycalm. He's banned. NT by Admin 04/01/2009, 1:29pm PDT NEW
                Oh, let's all laugh at your hilarious joke. WISE ASS. NT by Admin 04/01/2009, 1:49pm PDT NEW
                    THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FORUM EVER THE LAYOUT SUCKS *slams door* NT by icycalm 04/01/2009, 1:50pm PDT NEW
                        Re: THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FORUM EVER THE LAYOUT SUCKS *slams door* by icycalm 04/01/2009, 4:07pm PDT NEW
                            Actually OMM shut down their whole site for about a year so we made our own foru NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 4:10pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Actually OMM shut down their whole site for about a year so we made our own by icycalm 04/01/2009, 4:44pm PDT NEW
                                    It never went back up, no. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 4:51pm PDT NEW
                                    We purged Chet with fire and lasers for being a fagmaster. by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 5:38pm PDT NEW
                                        We then erected our own fagmaster NT by Entropy Stew 04/01/2009, 8:23pm PDT NEW
                                            In the land of the blind, the one-eyed snake is king. NT by Zsenitan 04/02/2009, 11:34am PDT NEW
                            Re: THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FORUM EVER THE LAYOUT SUCKS *slams door* by mark 04/01/2009, 4:27pm PDT NEW
                                Re: THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FORUM EVER THE LAYOUT SUCKS *slams door* by icycalm 04/01/2009, 4:46pm PDT NEW
                                    fag NT by grasp this 04/01/2009, 4:50pm PDT NEW
                                        WHAT DO YOU CALL FIVE FINGERS GRASPING A SMALL BOY'S PENIS by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 4:59pm PDT NEW
                                        Oh, very nice by icycalm 04/01/2009, 5:01pm PDT NEW
                                            fag nt is a pretty common thing here, google more, faggot NT by grasp this 04/01/2009, 5:11pm PDT NEW
                                                Hey I wonder if that was an ATOR and you're an idiot? NT by Is it possible both are true? 04/01/2009, 5:13pm PDT NEW
                                                    fag NT by grasp this 04/01/2009, 5:15pm PDT NEW
                                                I like your moxie kid, but next time read the whole post. NT by Mae West 04/01/2009, 5:15pm PDT NEW
                                                    faaa.... dyke? NT by gasp this 04/01/2009, 5:17pm PDT NEW
                                                        REAL MATURE PAL (CROSSES ARMS) NT by icybot 04/01/2009, 6:56pm PDT NEW
                                            Might I recommend that you quote Wittgenstein at this point? NT by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 5:40pm PDT NEW
                                                HLAUGHHLAUGAHGLHLAUIHHALUHGALUGHALUGHALUHGAUHGAHGUAHGLUHGAUHGAUHALAHGULAHGLUAHG NT by Wittgenstein 04/01/2009, 8:31pm PDT NEW
                                            I read this out loud for the benefit of onlookers by up with pod people 04/01/2009, 9:45pm PDT NEW
                                                I'm still proud of it even though the Grasp This guy ruined it immediately NT by I need clarification 04/02/2009, 11:25am PDT NEW
                                    This post is my favourite. Was it really written by icycalm? by Jerry Whorebach 04/01/2009, 9:21pm PDT NEW
                            Don forget, you're sucking dick door to door for site content. by Worm 04/01/2009, 4:49pm PDT NEW
                                FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU >_< NT by Worm 04/01/2009, 4:51pm PDT NEW
                                    Hey, retard - there's an easy way to make sure you don't have any more typos NT by I need clarification 04/01/2009, 4:56pm PDT NEW
                                        If you can smooth shit over at QT3 for me like you do for yourself, go ahead by Worm 04/01/2009, 5:00pm PDT NEW
                                            Nobody is going to help you with anything, ever, worm NT by Stop asking 04/01/2009, 5:05pm PDT NEW
                                                Hey, that's not true. We'd all like to help him leave the planet. NT by Steam Friends 04/01/2009, 5:07pm PDT NEW
                                                    Would you settle for me leaving you a place on the MVP board? by Worm 04/01/2009, 5:13pm PDT NEW
                                                        As long as you stop IMing us, Creep-o. NT by Steam Friends 04/01/2009, 5:14pm PDT NEW
                                                            I am very upset about pyros, let me tell you about them for 5 hours while you ig NT by Worm 04/01/2009, 5:16pm PDT NEW
                                                                ignite the flames of gossip like a faggot? NT by Worm 04/01/2009, 5:20pm PDT NEW
                                                                    No, ignore me because I'm so boring. NT by Worm 04/01/2009, 6:09pm PDT NEW
                                                                        If I was ever ignored we wouldn't even have this wonderful side conversation :( NT by Worm 04/01/2009, 6:13pm PDT NEW
                                                            I'm still fascinated by the game of telephone that started this wromburn. by Worm 04/01/2009, 5:18pm PDT NEW
                                                                That's an easy theory to test NT by Have you ever IMd with INC? 04/01/2009, 5:20pm PDT NEW
                                                                    I'm not in that flowchart. NT by Worm 04/01/2009, 5:21pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Oh yes you are NT by Steam Friends 04/01/2009, 6:07pm PDT NEW
                                                                            INC is shitting me into his own ass? NT by Worm 04/01/2009, 6:13pm PDT NEW
                                                                                Uh oh someone's fantasies are showing again. Hide the 6 year old girls. NT by Steam Friends 04/01/2009, 6:15pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    Haha that is pretty good PERSON WHO ISN'T ME OR RELATED TO ME. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 6:20pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    Hey buster, that's what the flowchart symbol means, look it up. by Worm 04/01/2009, 6:31pm PDT NEW
                                                                                        So someone other than you posted it under your name (and loved it)? NT by Steam Friends 04/01/2009, 7:02pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            I don't think you know how fake ascii flowcharts are supposed to work NT by XKCD Guy :\ 04/01/2009, 7:04pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            A Caltrops phenomenon documented in the wild by Yukyuk Inc. 04/01/2009, 7:10pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                Several posts in that subthread were pretty funny. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 7:18pm PDT NEW
                                                    Like the ending of dresden codak? ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 5:15pm PDT NEW
                                                        Is that where Nerdboobs humps a robot so hard, she BECOMES a robot? NT by Mischief Maker 04/01/2009, 5:22pm PDT NEW
                                                            Also she gets robot cumgut. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 6:10pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Don forget, you're sucking dick door to door for site content. by icycalm 04/01/2009, 5:01pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Don forget, you're sucking dick door to door for site content. by Worm 04/01/2009, 5:09pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: Don forget, you're sucking dick door to door for site content. by icycalm 04/01/2009, 5:40pm PDT NEW
                                            DELICIOUS by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 5:46pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: DELICIOUS by icycalm 04/01/2009, 5:51pm PDT NEW
                                                    The first bracing rush of honesty. Feels good, doesn't it! NT by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 6:07pm PDT NEW
                                                    What does Nietzsche say about people who don't understand things? NT by Nietzsche 04/01/2009, 6:07pm PDT NEW
                                                        DOES HE SAY IT'S GOOD? ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 6:11pm PDT NEW
                                                            Quick, quick! Ask him what he thinks about me! NT by Caltrops 04/01/2009, 6:33pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Don forget, you're sucking dick door to door for site content. by Worm 04/01/2009, 5:55pm PDT NEW
                                            icycalm as mom, guarding of A+ homework stuck to the fridge. by Fussbett 04/01/2009, 7:08pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: icycalm as mom, guarding of A+ homework stuck to the fridge. by E. L. Koba 04/01/2009, 10:01pm PDT NEW
                                    You can kiss his ass all you want, I don't think MM is going to start posting NT by on your site 04/01/2009, 7:21pm PDT NEW
                                33751 NT by 59197 09/25/2009, 1:56pm PDT NEW
                                    These are pretty targeted by Worm 09/25/2009, 2:28pm PDT NEW
                                        I'm only about three THOUSAND miles from Toronto's van district :( by Jerry Whorebach 09/25/2009, 3:07pm PDT NEW
                                        I mentioned the diablo character editor, it was probably the most recent d2 post NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/26/2009, 6:56am PDT NEW
                                - NT by - 09/25/2009, 9:10pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: 84888 by Forum Recommendations 09/25/2009, 9:17pm PDT NEW
 
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