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| Why are there no good surfing games? by skippy 07/29/2004, 5:09pm PDT | ||||
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| Because surfing and surfers suck. I said it and I feel better now. Fuck having a clean ocean, I need somewhere to flush my shit to. If Tad and Flipper don't like it, too bad. If you think my drivel is atrocious, just hang around a surf spot, or a coffee shop near a surf spot for a bit and have a listen. Your brain will turn off and die. It's not quite as bad as an IT hack talking about the problems he had during his last server migration, but close.
These bitches fight over waves. FUCKING WAVES! At least fight over who gets the next turn with your girlfriend. I just don't know why people want to hurt me when I chum the waters at the local surf spots. You would think they would appreciate having something to do while waiting for the next wave rather than just pretending to look like a seal. Why not really pretend to be the fucking seal like some crazed Red Man savage and carry a spear gun on your board. Great White Shark Harpoon Surfing is a sport I'd watch. I'd watch that shit before I'd ever watch an X-games. And fuck the X-games. Fuck the whole generation X bullshit wanna be athletes but can't so watch me do a backflip on my dirt bike and give me a medal motherfuckers. I really was hoping that the generation Y or what ever you wanna call those twats would not pick up skateboarding and instead laugh at all the tatooed douchebag human pin-cushions that are now pushing 40 and still working in record stores. "Dude, Sick of it All's new album is great! But not as good as their first." "FUCK YOU, YOU INKED UP SHITSTAIN!" Good fucking lord I'm just glad hacky sack never became a goddamn Olympic sport because then I'd have to see all the burnouts from shop class on Wheaties boxes. Fuck the Olympics too and the freak athletes juiced up on bovine growth hormone to compete. Yeah that running real fast is gonna come in handy in 10 years. Especially if you lose. I'll need a boy to fetch my coffee right quick. Somebody should put on a real Olympics like the ones in ancient times. All naked, bloody and oily. The kind of Olympics if the loser doesn't die during the wrestling match he sure as hell will be killing himself when he pulls his loser ass out of the blood encrusted dirt. The only thing worth watching during the modern olympics is rhythmic dancing. I can laugh for hours watching that. skippy Fuck waves. Turn both coasts into a tidal electricity generators for all I care. Hackneyed rant off...maybe |
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Why are there no good surfing games? by 07/29/2004, 5:09pm PDT  Don't forget airline peanuts! by 07/30/2004, 12:53am PDT Is that the one where one player could be a shark? by 07/30/2004, 3:00am PDT Unsure. by 07/30/2004, 12:26pm PDT Re: Unsure. by 07/30/2004, 3:41pm PDT You might like California Games, by Epyx NT by 07/30/2004, 9:10am PDT Skippy McSkip? Where have you been all my life? NT by 07/30/2004, 9:47am PDT Trolly McTrolling.. by 07/30/2004, 11:24am PDT Re: Trolly McTrolling.. by 07/30/2004, 2:36pm PDT Re: Trolly McTrolling.. by 07/30/2004, 4:18pm PDT Looks like somebody doesn't have a sense of humor! NT by 07/30/2004, 4:53pm PDT ::::(((((( NT by 07/30/2004, 5:24pm PDT AHHH! NT by 07/31/2004, 10:31am PDT Named Ryan Diaz-lapham NT by 07/31/2004, 10:31am PDT HORT by 07/31/2004, 10:50am PDT :;::DDDDO by 07/31/2004, 10:52am PDT Re: Trolly McTrolling.. You must be Korean by 07/31/2004, 10:20am PDT No! I am Japanese now! by 07/31/2004, 10:48am PDT Re: Why are there no good surfing games? by 07/30/2004, 2:41pm PDT My ATOR as laudable in another thread comes back to bite me in the ass... by 07/30/2004, 2:45pm PDT Are you kids having fun? NT by 07/30/2004, 3:33pm PDT I am a ninja. by 07/31/2004, 10:21am PDT your gonna get your ass kicked because people here are angry at seinfeld NT by 07/30/2004, 2:49pm PDT |
