Forum Overview :: The Knuckle Shuffle

Blowjobs by Quétinbec 04/07/2009, 3:34pm PDT I've never been a fan. At best they're foreplay and at worst they're a total waste of time. Lately though, some girls have been nasty to me and hurt my feelings and I've noticed (I believe as a result of this) that I've been cumming to facials a lot. I never use to cum to a facial unless the girl had an incredible face and seemed really tough by taking the load without flinching, but even then it would be a 2nd or 3rd wank thing. I'd never waste my first wank on it. The facials I'm jerking to now though are quite nasty. It's getting in the girl's nose and she's squinting to keep it out of eyes. She's suffering and I like it. In my head, I'm saying things like "That's what you get, you fucking bitch!". So I think guys who like blow jobs and anal sex and other power positions have issues with women, and I think the more you like these things, the worse your relationship is with the person you're fucking. I think it's a good relationship barometer. Show me a guy who's completely satisfied with straight vaginal sex, and I'll show you a man in a happy relationship.

Blowjobs by Quétinbec 04/07/2009, 3:34pm PDT     this, coming from someone who prefers women to be motionless? by up with pod people 04/07/2009, 3:38pm PDT     Time to revisit the ghost of a great thread... by Fussbett 04/07/2009, 5:38pm PDT         Oh, I guess you're the Mysterio in that thread! Still, good to revisit... NT by Fussbett 04/07/2009, 5:42pm PDT         nice history lesson by up with pod people 04/07/2009, 10:27pm PDT             what a cop out by cop out cop 04/07/2009, 11:01pm PDT             step one: convincing her to wear the strapon NT by gruman 04/07/2009, 11:21pm PDT         Hehe, yeah that may've been me. by Quétinbec 04/08/2009, 5:26pm PDT             The Miseducation of Quentin Beck by Choson 04/08/2009, 5:58pm PDT             Mum: please dont grovel <-- how many times has she begged you not to beg? NT by Fussbett 04/08/2009, 8:09pm PDT             I've had to sell my sewing machine before. I recall that one time by Souffle of Pain 04/08/2009, 8:12pm PDT             Wow by Ray of Light 04/08/2009, 8:47pm PDT     Try it with a spanner in the works? NT by Entropy Stew 04/08/2009, 7:21pm PDT     I went to my last $5 titty squeezing parlour last night. by Quétinbec 04/09/2009, 5:55pm PDT         Getting stripped at a strip club by Fussbett 04/09/2009, 6:22pm PDT             ha ha ha ha ha NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/09/2009, 7:36pm PDT             hahahaha by Caltrops ombudsman 04/09/2009, 9:28pm PDT         stephen glass as quentinbec with guest star jayson blair NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/09/2009, 7:50pm PDT             Is there a problem Josh? NT by Quétinbec 04/09/2009, 9:15pm PDT