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| QB Skype logs versus Omegle by Fussbett 04/10/2009, 12:03am PDT | ||||
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| QUÉTINBEC
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: HI You: are you there? Stranger: tian ya You: hi Stranger: you? You: irene went crazy yesterday You: she said she wasn't going to pick me up when i arrived in auckland Stranger: o.o You: she said i had to get a hotel Stranger: I don't know You: and all the money i wasted on flying to auckland to see her would teach me a lesson for going travelling with her that time at her expense You: so i feel very stupid Stranger: My English is very rotten You: can i stay in one of the orewa houses until she calms down? Stranger: where you from? You: i'm going to call irene at at work to see if she really means what she said You: i can't call her at home because she goes crazy and talks shit You: and i have to hang up on her Stranger: sorry You: it really has complicated things a lot by going to see her You: if i'd gone home directly via virgin blue, chris could have very easily got all my extra baggage shipped for free and i wouldn't have had to sell my sewing machine Stranger: I look am very slow You: but because i'm going via auckland using emirates, i''m gonna pay 10kg excess twice You: difficult and costly You: and she lied to me and said she was ok with it to teach me alesson You: makes me feel very stupid Stranger: OK You: and i have lost hundreds of dollars! Stranger: You are unhappy ? You: anyway Stranger: You are unhappy ? You: there's a lot i need to do today You: so i'd better let you go to work You: i'm going to call her at lunchtime You: i want to stay with her Stranger: I cannot understand, cannot help you, regret You: christian You: (angel) Stranger: If bumps into the difficulty, God will pray for heavenly blessing you You: hopefully it was just one of her moods You: don't worry You: byebye Stranger: BYE You have disconnected. IRENE WONG 1 Stranger: hello You: R u working today? How come u r at home so early today? Stranger: here is night You: ok Stranger: brazil You: Sorry if i annoyed u that much but even i like to joke wt u sometime about having yr baby but we both know very clear thing like that never going to happen to us as we both know proper family is very important to children. I believe in God n i dont want to do anything stupid again to upset my parent. I'm too old for that. I dont think mix baby is that great either so dont worry i will ever want to gain u back! Just try to learn to be yr fren but sometime out of curiousity i ask too much about something i'm not suppose to know If u cant even remember my phone better for u to just forget about it since u've tried so hard to get rid of me anyway since u worry so much about our past love may have ruin u so much! I dont know how could anyone would stil be this cunt's fren unless he/she is fucking stupid! Have a great change of yr life! All the best to u good luck! Your conversational partner has disconnected. IRENE WONG 2 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i wanna spank you. You: Hey do u feel even hopeless to talk to someone like me? Stranger: i wanna like cum in your face You: ok sorry good nite! Stranger: fine just in your hair You: i feel sorry for myself to waste my time for trying to cheer some asshole who never appreciate yr effort! Stranger: but i love you. You: Dont take me for granted! You: Dont take people for granted! Stranger: but im in love with you. You: Sorry i cant control myself as may be i'm too happy at the moment Stranger: im just nervous cuz i was going to ask for your hand in marriage You: May be as i'm going to a beautiful island tomoro morning Stranger: yeah for our ceremony You: does it matter? Stranger: yes our marriage matters sweety were going to be together for ever You: Why do u want to know? Stranger: I DIDNT ASK A FUCKING QUESTION YOU DUMB CUNT Your conversational partner has disconnected. IRENE WONG 3 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Do u love me? Stranger: long time. You: How do u come out wt this answer since u take so long? Stranger: hello You: What kind of love? Stranger: strange love. You: How can u not know if u say u love me? Is it just a bullshit kind? Stranger: Are you a human? You: What do u dont like me the most physically? Your conversational partner has disconnected. IRENE WONG 4 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Can u apologies to me first for keep calling me loser n dispising me like my father's sister? Stranger: sorry? You: Wil u do it again or do u think u shd do it again as I wan more sincere apology? Stranger: 看不懂 You: I wan u to answer my question first Your conversational partner has disconnected. IRENE WONG 5 (I think I uncovered that pedophiles use Omegle to contact each other with this one) You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: R u ready to roll? Stranger: kds？ You: What do u think? Your conversational partner has disconnected. IRENE WONG 6 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: R u ready to roll? Stranger: where r u come from? You: What do u think? Stranger: 中国的啊？ You: Anthing! Once u feel good u can do anything! Stranger: I'm just watching criminal minds~~ You: Have u not got the chance to meet any german over there? Stranger: impossible.. You: I was late for the meeting but they stil wait for me patiently may be they do like me Stranger: 你说完不连贯，估计是哪COPY来的。 Stranger: 什么乱七八糟的些 You: Yeah so far everyone i meet like me very much You: no one think i'm old except u but i'm glad u r so honest to me Your conversational partner has disconnected. IRENE WONG 7 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Do u love me? Stranger: long time. You: How do u come out wt this answer since u take so long? Stranger: hello You: What kind of love? Stranger: strange love. You: How can u not know if u say u love me? Is it just a bullshit kind? Stranger: Are you a human? You: What do u dont like me the most physically? Your conversational partner has disconnected. IRENE WONG 8 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Are you a man or gay? You: Sorry babe just making fun hope u dont mind Stranger: lol hey im bored outta my mind idc wat ya say lol You: I know you all are beautiful great man that's why i think very funny of you guys You: Anyway i really like beautiful soft guys as long as they dont turn to gay later as i think that would be a great lost! Stranger: ur a girl im guessing You: Good i'm very happy for you! u shd find beautiful white girls to have more beautiful pure white babies to balance the population of white race to keep other races under control Stranger: who says im white You: No as long as you r happy but I do worry about the population of animals too as too many people in this world not balance! Stranger: RAWR im a dinosaur You: There are many poor people too without proper food to eat especially children. You: in country like India, africa, etc.. You: They try to steal food in order to survive! Stranger: its quite sad Stranger: God bless Your conversational partner has disconnected. MUM 1 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: how is claire Stranger: HAY You: oh Stranger: 说普通话 You: its a shame she cant get you a job in taiwan Stranger: ？ You: anything to keep the wolves from the door Your conversational partner has disconnected. MUM 2 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi. You: yes its mum Stranger: What? You: i have to leave for work in 5 mins so just filling in time on the comp Stranger: Ah, ok, where do you work? You: tell her to get stuffed jenny macintyre lives up there by the sea so she is a good back stop and she would love to see you . call her bluff You: the orewa houses are rented Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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