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My brother and i are in our 20's, both born in Michigan. He is an absolute cunt of a bastard, has no job and lives with me. If i was on semi-popular 70's game show To Tell The Truth you would pick me out of a lineup as Jhoh Creexul and i would leap across the podium and start strangling so you can imagine why he hasn't come up.
I try not to take his Live ID name personally, but then i do anyway :( My brother isn't blonde, goatee'd or Bart Simpson, in fact I don't think he even owns a blue shirt! It looks like maybe the fastest character he could crank out after NXE forced him to. Newer games wouldn't let the second player just be nameless player2 over co-op anymore, it wants a name and face and lots of fun logging in. Guitar Hero is a nightmare of loading and saving every person, normal shooter type games are much more tolerable. The PS3 does this much better by not bothering, i believe it keeps its HOME faggotry separate. Extra awesome is co-op Resistance Fall of Man, i play super soldier Nathan Hale and get interrupted every 5 minutes by a cutscene telling me how awesome i am while he plays NAMELESS BLACK GUY who is never mentioned or even put into the background of the cutscenes. This is even better if you are a horrible racist, which we are :) ANYWAYS he can't go to the trouble of changing the login id when he boots up a single player game, it defaults to me. This means I get all his sweet, sweet achievements, but it also means i get blamed when one of you retards lets him into your Fable game, turn off the safeties and he immediately starts raping your wife. I haven't played the game but i'm assuming this is accurate? Not to say the behavior is necessarily beyond me (you have 3 wives and you can't spare one?!) but I would probably wait until you left the room or something. If we were having gay wrestling matches on the sofa he wouldn't even bother to muffle his fists with a pillow, like he didn't care if he got caught (these are the marks of a madman). |
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Confidential to everyone except J. Whorebach by 04/17/2009, 5:18pm PDT  Brother?! NT by 04/17/2009, 7:06pm PDT Seriously. More stories about the brother. NT by 04/25/2009, 1:14pm PDT I'm a lot more interested in talking about myself but i'll see what i can do by 04/26/2009, 4:50am PDT Your brother defines himself in terms of you. Take comfort in that victory. NT by 04/26/2009, 5:38am PDT This motivational poster generator takes care of all my communication needs. by 04/18/2009, 8:55am PDT Re: This motivational poster generator takes care of all my communication needs. by 04/19/2009, 12:40am PDT Re: This motivational poster generator takes care of all my communication needs. by 04/19/2009, 3:48am PDT |
