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by Creexul :( 01/14/2005, 6:24pm PST |
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Crate (7:14:41 PM): WOW
Crate (7:14:46 PM): resident evil is hilarious
Juh-howh Cable (7:14:48 PM): Wow.
Juh-howh Cable (7:14:51 PM): :(
Crate (7:15:09 PM): its like capcom said "ok, its obvious what stupid americans want in a game, so lets just make it for them"
Crate (7:15:22 PM): this game is so republican
Juh-howh Cable (7:15:39 PM): STUPID
Crate (7:15:43 PM): leon like charges into this impoverished spanish town armed to the teeth on a mission from the president
Crate (7:15:56 PM): and he starts unloading round after roundn of buckshot into hordes of stupid villagers
Crate (7:15:57 PM): also
Crate (7:16:13 PM): like islamists, there are ones that try to throw dynamite at you, but end up exploding themselves en masse instead
Crate (7:16:31 PM): haha and whenever someone tries to explain the plot leon's like "WHATEVER"
Crate (7:16:55 PM): and all the villians are like "WE KIDNAPPED THE PRESIDENTS DAUGHTER BECAUSE IMPERIALIST AMERICA IS TRYING TO POLICE THE WORLD AND WE ARE---"
Crate (7:17:01 PM): and leon charges up to him
Crate (7:17:03 PM): and does a roundhouse
Crate (7:17:09 PM): and then buries a shotgun in his head and fires
Crate (7:17:35 PM): wow, these spaniards could very easily stand in for islamists
Crate (7:17:39 PM): i figure the only reason they didn't
Crate (7:17:45 PM): is because it would be so terribly offensive
Crate (7:17:52 PM): that they couldn't get away with it
Crate (7:18:21 PM): yoru CO is like "the cult calls themselves "el illuminado"" and leon spits and says "that's a mouthful!"
Crate (7:18:58 PM): the amount of villagers you kill in this game is ridiculous
Crate (7:19:04 PM): there is this scene where you are defending a cabin
Crate (7:19:13 PM): and you basically sit inside and fire the shotgun at the window
Crate (7:19:19 PM): blowing them away 7 at a time
Crate (7:19:41 PM): holy fuck
Crate (7:19:49 PM): there is so much stuff in this game that just makes me laugh my ass off
Crate (7:19:54 PM): it isn't even a horror game
Crate (7:20:09 PM): leon goes everywhere by kicking the door in, and charging inside swat style
Crate (7:20:41 PM): when the enemies see you they like point and yell some gibberish in spanish, but you've usually decapitated them before they can even finish the sentence |
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First impressions by Fussbett 01/11/2005, 3:04am PST 
Spinel. by Inspect 01/11/2005, 4:00am PST
It goes into the Spinel shaped keycard slot/door handle NT by The Joosh 01/11/2005, 6:04pm PST
keycard slot/door handle/stone pillar/mysterious device/notch in floor/hole in w NT by Creexul :( 01/12/2005, 3:12am PST
Second impressions: game gets better and better. by Fussbett 01/14/2005, 2:17am PST
What's so good about this game? by Creexul :( 01/14/2005, 6:24pm PST
Re: What's so good about this game? by Fussbett 01/14/2005, 9:35pm PST
Re: What's so good about this game? by Rafiki 01/16/2005, 11:31am PST
Re: What's so good about this game? by Fussbett 01/16/2005, 2:51pm PST
Re: What's so good about this game? by Creexul :( 01/16/2005, 4:03pm PST
Her preppy attire and big ears don't do much for my cock, sadly. NT by Fussbett 01/16/2005, 7:40pm PST
TAP "A" BUTTON REPEATEDLY TO PENETRATE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER!!!! NT by context sensitive button 01/17/2005, 1:42am PST
Penny Arcade disagrees by FABIO 01/16/2005, 9:32am PST
Re: Penny Arcade disagrees by Fussbett 01/16/2005, 2:49pm PST
Re: Penny Arcade disagrees by FABIO 01/16/2005, 8:36pm PST
Final Impressions by Fussbett 01/20/2005, 6:33am PST
Re: Final Impressions by Rafiki 01/22/2005, 9:32pm PST
Spoilers here too. by Fussbett 01/23/2005, 9:17am PST
Re: Spoilers here too. by Rafiki 01/23/2005, 12:16pm PST
OH YEAH by Rafiki 01/23/2005, 12:18pm PST
Re: Spoilers here too. by Mysterio 01/23/2005, 1:21pm PST
Re: Spoilers here too. by FABIO 01/23/2005, 3:13pm PST
Re: Spoilers here too. by Mysterio 01/23/2005, 8:58pm PST
Goddammit. I am hooking up my Gamecube tonight to finish this. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/22/2014, 8:30am PST
¡Cógedlo! ¡Cógedlo! ¡Cógedlo! ¡Cógedlo! ¡Cógedlo! ¡Cógedlo! ¡Cógedlo! ¡Cógedlo! NT by RE4 zealot, angry you never finishe 01/22/2014, 9:16am PST
haha by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/22/2014, 9:38am PST
Still haven't finished it, but hooked the Gamecube up last week to ensure it wor NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/13/2019, 3:46pm PDT
Just play through from the beginning you owe it to yourself and to everyone it's by Mysterio 08/13/2019, 10:23pm PDT
So this thing always seemed too gay NT by It's a new day: I need advice 08/13/2019, 11:48pm PDT
Preferred the Wii version, but christ was this game perfectly balanced on all by RetroRomper 01/22/2014, 12:11pm PST
Drops were based on the contents of your inventory and how often you died. by Lots of stuff was! 01/22/2014, 12:54pm PST
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