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Re: I seem to remember also that American Indians were actually BETTER than whi by E. L. Koba 05/12/2009, 12:00am PDT
up with pod people wrote:

having been ministered to by American Jesus

yea/nay?

No, not really. Indians are the lost tribe of Israel, so in a way they are special. But, they have dark skin now because they were cursed by God for being evil - it happens probably 10 different times in the book of mormon that people are given dark/light skin depending on whether they were being bad/good. At the end the evil (dark) indians kill off all the good (light) indians, IRRC (All black people are decedents of Cain, btw, along w/ being the people who were neutral in the war in heaven, and couldn't do most stuff in the Mormon church until like the '70s).

Also, American Jesus is the same as regular Jesus. I think he just comes over and hangs out and preaches in America during the 3 days he was dead in Israel. Which explains why the Aztecs thought Cortez (WHITE) was a god when he showed up - they thought he was Jesus, of course. DUUUH.

Also, the video is absolutely correct about mormonism being similar to Battlestar Galactica, since the original series was roughly based on mormon mythology. Kolob/Kobol, the lost thirteenth tribe, etc...
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        We don't need Lizard_King anymore. O_O NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/11/2009, 11:14am PDT NEW
    This is mostly accurate ~_~ by E. L. Koba 05/11/2009, 10:13pm PDT NEW
        I seem to remember also that American Indians were actually BETTER than whites by up with pod people 05/11/2009, 10:54pm PDT NEW
            Re: I seem to remember also that American Indians were actually BETTER than whi by E. L. Koba 05/12/2009, 12:00am PDT NEW
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        That video was embedded, so I actually watched it. O_O NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/12/2009, 6:44am PDT NEW
 
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