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by E. L. Koba 05/12/2009, 12:00am PDT |
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up with pod people wrote:
having been ministered to by American Jesus
yea/nay?
No, not really. Indians are the lost tribe of Israel, so in a way they are special. But, they have dark skin now because they were cursed by God for being evil - it happens probably 10 different times in the book of mormon that people are given dark/light skin depending on whether they were being bad/good. At the end the evil (dark) indians kill off all the good (light) indians, IRRC (All black people are decedents of Cain, btw, along w/ being the people who were neutral in the war in heaven, and couldn't do most stuff in the Mormon church until like the '70s).
Also, American Jesus is the same as regular Jesus. I think he just comes over and hangs out and preaches in America during the 3 days he was dead in Israel. Which explains why the Aztecs thought Cortez (WHITE) was a god when he showed up - they thought he was Jesus, of course. DUUUH.
Also, the video is absolutely correct about mormonism being similar to Battlestar Galactica, since the original series was roughly based on mormon mythology. Kolob/Kobol, the lost thirteenth tribe, etc... |
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