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| No by FABIO 05/20/2009, 12:14pm PDT | ||||
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| It never stops playing like the world's clunkiest God Hand clone designed by Hideo Kojima.
The job mini-games never get fun. The bosses never stop being tedious life bar chipping until you get them down to 20% where they pull out their "fuck you" move that kills you and you have to restart the 10-15 minute fight all over again in order to get another 15 second crack and the part that killed you. The only remotely enjoyable parts are the mission briefings and boss cutscenes, so you can just cut out the crap and watch it on youtube. Tom Chick actually nailed it perfectly: "A great meta joke of a game. Unfortunately the joke is on the player." |
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Does the normal combat ever stop being bland and horrible? NT by 05/19/2009, 5:45pm PDT  It's like a really advanced aerobics class where hot chicks call you a faggot ov NT by 05/19/2009, 6:52pm PDT Bikini Samurai Squad is better than it. by 05/19/2009, 8:28pm PDT wrom says "ok lets do this" to buying bikini samurai squad without a rental by 05/20/2009, 12:00am PDT Whoa, it's critically acclaimed, and a million seller? I had no idea! by 05/20/2009, 8:05am PDT Thanks. NT by 05/20/2009, 4:06pm PDT No by 05/20/2009, 12:14pm PDT |
