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| Beating the beatin' by Mysterio 01/18/2005, 2:05am PST | ||||
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| Night before an important meeting, I'm keen as mustard for a wank, but I don't want to be in the meeting wondering if my loss for words was caused by bad karma/God's punishment/slumping self esteem from fresh wanks. I don't want to have that shit on my mind. I don't want to feel like I deserve to fail. I cannot jerk off... but how?
Here's how: whenever you feel lonely and horny, take a piss. So many nights I'd reduce my water intake in the build up for my third wank to avoid taking a 'mood killing' piss, but I never for a second considered the use of piss as a preventive measure, yet there it was, staring me right in the face! To me, piss just meant another 5 minutes watching music videos waiting for my dick to dry, but used wisely, I think it can be much more. I actually thought up this piss plan in the shower, so I haven't properly killed a wank with it yet. I'll let you know how it goes after I attempt to fight one off later tonight. |
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Beating the beatin' by 01/18/2005, 2:05am PST  Re: Beating the beatin' by 01/18/2005, 5:42pm PST It prevents Athlete's Foot! NT by 01/18/2005, 8:47pm PST Re: Beating the beatin' by 01/18/2005, 9:46pm PST Re: Beating the beatin' by 01/18/2005, 11:40pm PST The Mormans beat me to it. by 01/19/2005, 5:54pm PST Awesome by 01/20/2005, 12:17am PST Beat you to it......... OFF NT by 01/20/2005, 8:38am PST Fucking Zseni by 01/20/2005, 8:44am PST It's was her embarassing ego that outed her, linking from the SB thread. by 01/20/2005, 10:04am PST |
