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| 1991 International Male Catalog by Zsenitan 06/23/2009, 2:45pm PDT | ||||
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| (1:54:34 PM) Mr. Guy: 1991 International Male Catalog
(1:55:03 PM) Zseni: hooray! (1:55:12 PM) Zseni: lemme just put on "more than words" and read this (1:56:45 PM) Zseni: they are wrong about the mesh shirt (1:56:54 PM) Zseni: that is an eminently appropriate look for men (1:57:10 PM) Zseni: it only needs frilly cuffs (1:57:16 PM) Mr. Guy: yeah, no. (1:57:36 PM) Zseni: wow page 28 (1:57:39 PM) Zseni: it is like manga BUT REAL (1:57:51 PM) Zseni: I wanna see dolph lundgren in that look (1:58:10 PM) Mr. Guy: suddenly: PIRATE SHIRT (1:58:28 PM) Zseni: NICE SPOILER (1:58:34 PM) Mr. Guy: EAT IT (1:58:34 PM) Zseni: I was still looking at the manties (1:59:09 PM) Zseni: oh zebra and black boxer, inspired by saddle shoes (1:59:31 PM) Zseni: wow pirate shirt (1:59:37 PM) Zseni: along with hammer pants (1:59:45 PM) Zseni: also a very manga look if the collar were more precise (2:00:55 PM) Zseni: maybe I should look at the manties again (2:01:00 PM) Mr. Guy: yeah, probably (2:01:14 PM) Zseni: TACTICS JERSEY BRIEF (2:01:46 PM) Zseni: "deploy these in your next bedroom attack" - what the ad copy shoulda been (2:01:49 PM) Mr. Guy: I have no idea what tactics he has in mind (2:02:07 PM) Zseni: That's a hot slave loincloth look he's rockin tho (2:02:14 PM) Zseni: especially since he's FUCKING HANDCUFFED (2:02:55 PM) Mr. Guy: they shouldn't have airbrushed out the lash scars (2:03:03 PM) Zseni: or the collar (2:03:07 PM) Zseni: opportunities lost. (2:03:26 PM) Zseni: mediterranean brief manties (2:03:34 PM) Zseni: featuring the manliest of bras: one's own hands (2:04:08 PM) Zseni: with matching thumb deco detail (2:04:18 PM) Zseni: He's giving those manties two thumbs up! (2:04:48 PM) Zseni: so anyway pleated silk boxer (2:04:53 PM) Zseni: in lilac or peach (2:04:55 PM) Zseni: and the mesh shirt (2:04:58 PM) Zseni: you're good to go (2:05:04 PM) Zseni: that's a nice little summer outfit (2:05:04 PM) Mr. Guy: the pleated silk boxer guy confuses me (2:05:26 PM) Zseni: he's also handcuffed, and it reminds him of corporal punishment in private school (2:05:55 PM) Mr. Guy: he does look quite uncomfortable (2:06:16 PM) Zseni: see the fine shadings of erotic despair in his eyes, mingled with the "yes sir" posture and tightly clenched biceps? (2:06:29 PM) Zseni: Is he straining away from the lash, or towards it?! (2:06:51 PM) Zseni: I like Mr. Thoughtful French Thong Brief. (2:07:31 PM) Zseni: "Oh man," he thinks. "That was exhausting. I'm just going to lean against the whitespace here." (2:08:05 PM) Mr. Guy: I wonder if that's really the best frame from the shoot (2:08:13 PM) Mr. Guy: barely see any fabric at all (2:08:18 PM) Zseni: "Bulge Minimale" I like to call it. (2:08:37 PM) Zseni: Yeah it does seem like they dropped the balls here. (2:08:46 PM) Mr. Guy: zzzzzzzing (2:08:58 PM) Zseni: Hahaha sorry that was kind of a dick move. (2:09:22 PM) Zseni: Anywang, I think Ribbed Cotton Contour is the standout Nurse Penis here. (2:09:35 PM) Mr. Guy: NURSE PENIS?? (2:09:50 PM) Zseni: Oh sorry that was probably a trigger word for you. (2:10:43 PM) Zseni: It's just that there's something about that pale yellow perfectly unwrinkled bulge that suggests a nurse. It's clean, tidy, faintly inhumane, and suggests piss inadvertently. (2:11:01 PM) Mr. Guy: uh ew (2:11:01 PM) Zseni: If I were casting a porno, that guy would be Nurse Penis. (2:11:18 PM) Zseni: Especially with his brooding "handcuffed to my own ass" look. (2:11:20 PM) Mr. Guy: although he does look prim (2:11:59 PM) Mr. Guy: I suppose the dot string bikini could be the patient (2:12:09 PM) Zseni: Oh good call! (2:12:31 PM) Mr. Guy: irony: less flesh exposed than a hospital gown (2:12:39 PM) Zseni: Hahaha (2:13:12 PM) Zseni: Who the fuck puts on polka dot manties anyway. They had to get James Caan and Gregory Peck to mate and have a kid just to create the aura of butch gayness necessary to take it even remotely seriously. (2:13:49 PM) Mr. Guy: yes his lot is a sad one (2:13:48 PM) Zseni: I like Point/Counterpoint Macho Thong and Fast Tracks Bikini. (2:14:06 PM) Zseni: Do you like it Serious or Sporty? Serious... *covers other eye* or Sporty? (2:14:16 PM) Mr. Guy: fast tracks bikini is All Right With Life (2:15:02 PM) Zseni: Marseilles Brief is a straight up escort picture (2:15:05 PM) Zseni: lookit that ass dent (2:15:19 PM) Zseni: you aren't as form fitting as you think you are, Marseilles Brief! |
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1991 International Male Catalog by 06/23/2009, 2:45pm PDT  Wasn't this a Fashion SWAT from 2005, better than Seanbaby? NT by 06/23/2009, 3:53pm PDT Gruman fan fiction. by 06/23/2009, 4:12pm PDT |
