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by Fussbett 01/20/2005, 6:33am PST |
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Awesome all the way through. I can't think of a non-awesome moment. As if to flaunt how paradigm shifting the game is, Resident Evil 4 even had a MINECART level, except this minecart level was just another highlight in the Resident Evil 4 crown of jewels made from sunshine.
My ending stats were as follows:
HIT RATIO: 60%
ENEMIES KILLED: 974
COMPLETION TIME: 38:48'57"
I'm bummed there was no final cash-out of all my goods. I had money and unsold treasures on me when the game ended. I guess all that dough will be put towards wooing Hunnigan. I also forget what my total number of deaths was, but it was huge. Like 60.
The completion time is a bloated 38+ hours because I left it running all day one time when I didn't have a handy save point. So I guess the lack of "save anywhere" is an issue if you can't just leave your 'Cube on. Subtract 21 hours from that total to arrive at my actual time of around 17+ hours. A more fun 17 hours cannot be had.
FABIO will be happy to know that the after-game mini-games are great. Mercenaries mode is a very hard time limited test of how many zombies you can kill. Unexpectedly, Resident Evil 4 is the game that closest captures the Half-Life 2 promise of barricading doors from intruders. You'll be angling your back against corners, kicking over ladders and pushing funiture across paths to prevent zombies from flanking you. Mercenaries mode is 3 minutes of fun panic.
Resident Evil 4 also features the worst ending dialogue of all time, which makes it a really good ending, accidentally.
Hurry up and finish so we can all talk about our favourite parts. |
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First impressions by Fussbett 01/11/2005, 3:04am PST 
Spinel. by Inspect 01/11/2005, 4:00am PST
It goes into the Spinel shaped keycard slot/door handle NT by The Joosh 01/11/2005, 6:04pm PST
keycard slot/door handle/stone pillar/mysterious device/notch in floor/hole in w NT by Creexul :( 01/12/2005, 3:12am PST
Second impressions: game gets better and better. by Fussbett 01/14/2005, 2:17am PST
What's so good about this game? by Creexul :( 01/14/2005, 6:24pm PST
Re: What's so good about this game? by Fussbett 01/14/2005, 9:35pm PST
Re: What's so good about this game? by Rafiki 01/16/2005, 11:31am PST
Re: What's so good about this game? by Fussbett 01/16/2005, 2:51pm PST
Re: What's so good about this game? by Creexul :( 01/16/2005, 4:03pm PST
Her preppy attire and big ears don't do much for my cock, sadly. NT by Fussbett 01/16/2005, 7:40pm PST
TAP "A" BUTTON REPEATEDLY TO PENETRATE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER!!!! NT by context sensitive button 01/17/2005, 1:42am PST
Penny Arcade disagrees by FABIO 01/16/2005, 9:32am PST
Re: Penny Arcade disagrees by Fussbett 01/16/2005, 2:49pm PST
Re: Penny Arcade disagrees by FABIO 01/16/2005, 8:36pm PST
Final Impressions by Fussbett 01/20/2005, 6:33am PST
Re: Final Impressions by Rafiki 01/22/2005, 9:32pm PST
Spoilers here too. by Fussbett 01/23/2005, 9:17am PST
Re: Spoilers here too. by Rafiki 01/23/2005, 12:16pm PST
OH YEAH by Rafiki 01/23/2005, 12:18pm PST
Re: Spoilers here too. by Mysterio 01/23/2005, 1:21pm PST
Re: Spoilers here too. by FABIO 01/23/2005, 3:13pm PST
Re: Spoilers here too. by Mysterio 01/23/2005, 8:58pm PST
Goddammit. I am hooking up my Gamecube tonight to finish this. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/22/2014, 8:30am PST
¡Cógedlo! ¡Cógedlo! ¡Cógedlo! ¡Cógedlo! ¡Cógedlo! ¡Cógedlo! ¡Cógedlo! ¡Cógedlo! NT by RE4 zealot, angry you never finishe 01/22/2014, 9:16am PST
haha by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/22/2014, 9:38am PST
Still haven't finished it, but hooked the Gamecube up last week to ensure it wor NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/13/2019, 3:46pm PDT
Just play through from the beginning you owe it to yourself and to everyone it's by Mysterio 08/13/2019, 10:23pm PDT
So this thing always seemed too gay NT by It's a new day: I need advice 08/13/2019, 11:48pm PDT
Preferred the Wii version, but christ was this game perfectly balanced on all by RetroRomper 01/22/2014, 12:11pm PST
Drops were based on the contents of your inventory and how often you died. by Lots of stuff was! 01/22/2014, 12:54pm PST
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