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Moral equivocation puzzle on page 1. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/23/2009, 9:50pm PDT
“Of course she’s my girlfriend,” he said, widening his eyes as if shocked by the question. “I have real feelings for her.”


I HAVE........ AMAZING FEELINGS FOR HER

SHE'S AN AMAZING WOMAN, WITH AN AMAZING MAN ^_^

So, this is what happens when you watch anime (it turns your mind into mush). :(

(11:46:35 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Now, after three years together, they are virtually inseparable. “I’ve experienced so many amazing things because of her,” Nisan told me, rubbing Nemutan’s leg warmly. “She has really changed my life.”
(11:46:44 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Nemutan doesn’t really have a leg. She’s a stuffed pillowcase — a 2-D depiction of a character, Nemu, from an X-rated version of a PC video game called Da Capo, printed on synthetic fabric.
(11:47:16 PM) UM OKK: DON'T MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE BODY PILLOWS OKAY *runs away crying*
(11:47:34 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I was going to say.
(11:47:41 PM) Juh-howh Cable: This is you in 2 years. 8)
(11:47:45 PM) UM OKK: :-(
(11:47:48 PM) UM OKK: ^_^

At 37, Nisan is already balding, and his remaining hair has gone gray. “I can’t eat meat because of my diabetes,” he said, chomping on a forkful of lettuce and okra.


ANIME FANS ARE PRETTY STUPID (they actually eat okra). I hope I don't catch diabetes, I like eating meat.

Okayama was an early adopter of 2-D. He discovered anime about two decades ago when he was new to the work force and feeling suicidal. “I was having a lot of trouble,” he told me over coffee, making a slicing gesture with his hand by his neck. That’s when he encountered Sasami, a blue-haired, 10-year-old cartoon character from the anime “Tenchi Muyo!”

She lifted him right out of his misery. “It’s hard to explain in words, but it’s a feeling similar to romance. Sasami gave me the will to keep going.” Since then, Okayama has turned to 2-D for all his emotional needs — the desire to buy new anime helped him get through a period of unemployment in 2003, and his body-pillow girlfriends, whom he dates two or three at a time, consoled him when his first real-life girlfriend dumped him in 2007.


Hahaha Tenchi Muyo. That's pretty much anyone who likes that show.

“I was steps away from getting married,” he explained earnestly when prodded about his experience. “You have to make sure you don’t hurt a real person; you have to watch what you say, and you have to keep your room clean.


Wow, women are an insufferable pain in the ass. You just have to learn to slap them in the face, grab them by their big fat head and say I AIN'T CLEANIN MY ROOM FOR YOU OR ANYBODY

“Of course I want to get married,” he said as we drove back to West Hachioji station listening to his favorite Eurobeat CD.


These are the kinds of people who like eurobeat (off) also.

But not all 2-D lovers, as Toru Honda recognized, are ready to cast reality aside entirely. I couldn’t help remembering what Nisan told me, Nemutan held tightly in his left arm, as we walked out of the restaurant to the parking lot. “Of course I want to get married,” he said as we drove back to West Hachioji station listening to his favorite Eurobeat CD. “But look at me. How can someone who carries this around get married? People are probably wondering what psychiatric ward I escaped from. I would think the same thing if I saw me.” He widened his eyes in self-ridicule, then, the next moment, his expression became somber. “I’m pretty conflicted inside. People say there are some otaku who don’t want to get married, but that’s not true. Some have so little confidence that they’ve just given up, but deep inside their souls, they want it just as much as anybody else.”


They give the false impression that there's a little hope for this guy, but then pull that away for the third act denuyuyment (that's not how it's PRONOUNCED ~_~).

If he ever does find true three-dimensional love, Nisan said, he hopes that his wife will accept Nemutan for who she is: “She is my life’s work. I would be devastated if that was taken away from me.”


YEAH OKAY GOOD LUCK WITH THAT WHOLE GETTING MARRIED THING PAL (LOOSA). Some people just have no self awareness. TOO GOOD FOR EM I SAY

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