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I watched this movie. by Quétinbec 07/28/2009, 4:31pm PDT
And I was too hard on this Emma probably because she's so popular on the internet. In my opinion, if you're going to call a girl hot on the internet, you must have masturbated to her at least once (to "talk the talk and walk the walk"), and I don't think you can wank to Emma Watson. Fuck knows I've tried.

Anyway, I think this was the best HP yet. Guys were getting stoned (on potions) and Harry was forcing drinks (potions) on an old man until the old man passed out, and the red head guy got his drink spiked (with potions). People had sex. I'm sure I laughed a few times.

What happened to Harry's Vietnamese girl though? I must have missed a movie because he went from loving her to her no longer existing. It would be jarring to see a relationship with an Asian end so typically in a fantasy universe. Tell me she was eaten by a dragon!
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The Girls of Harry Potter by E. L. Koba 07/21/2009, 12:01am PDT NEW
    Come on, Koba! You must have wanked and cum to a Potter girl back in the day?! NT by Quétinbec 07/21/2009, 2:35am PDT NEW
        no one was born before 1999 right? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 07/21/2009, 3:44am PDT NEW
            He means back when they were all tweens :( NT by Worm 07/21/2009, 8:46am PDT NEW
    Includes 50 year old pinup of Maggie Smith NT by Zsenitan 07/21/2009, 10:54am PDT NEW
    I wanked but never came to the young Hermione. by Quétinbec 07/21/2009, 2:52pm PDT NEW
        Let's not be coy, here, gentlemen. by Fullofkittens 07/21/2009, 3:32pm PDT NEW
            Thanks for that fucking picture, I could have done without Prince Rupert. NT by Zsenitan 07/21/2009, 4:59pm PDT NEW
            Re: Let's not be coy, here, gentlemen. by Quétinbec 07/21/2009, 5:13pm PDT NEW
                John Lennon WAS a fucking freak for marrying Yoko Ono NT by Fortinbras 07/21/2009, 5:16pm PDT NEW
                    Holy shit, I just noticed this post. This is what QB just said, but less funny NT by Fussbett 07/27/2009, 4:10pm PDT NEW
                        I watched this movie. by Quétinbec 07/28/2009, 4:31pm PDT NEW
                            Best paragraph on HP ever put on the internet. by Zsenitan 07/28/2009, 4:32pm PDT NEW
                            Cho Chang is Korean NT by Filius Flitwick 07/29/2009, 10:50am PDT NEW
                        Fussbett fails English, nobody gives a shit NT by Fortinbras 07/29/2009, 9:34am PDT NEW
                            "Of course it is just freaks" --QB "John Lennon WAS a fucking freak" --you NT by Fussbett 07/30/2009, 2:37am PDT NEW
 
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