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It turns out I have gallstones, not kidney rocks (psh good guess) by Jerry Whorebach 07/29/2009, 5:27pm PDT
Wikipedia wrote:

The common mnemonic for gallstone risk factors refer to the "four F's": fat (i.e., overweight), forty (an age near or above 40), female, and fertile (pre-menopausal); a fifth F, fair is sometimes added to indicate that the condition is more prevalent in Caucasians.


Four F's, and not one of them stands for "fuckable" :(

My doctor says as long as the stones aren't bothering me, I can pretty safely forget about them. THANKS SCIENCE.
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URGENT!!! Do you have to take off your pants to get an ultrasound? NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/16/2009, 12:11am PDT NEW
    What are you worried we'll find out, Herr Whorebach? NT by Nazi Physical Exam 03/16/2009, 12:26am PDT NEW
    Wank yourself off an hour before the examination regardless. NT by Quétinbec 03/16/2009, 12:46am PDT NEW
    A Gravis Ultrasound? NT by Fussbett 03/16/2009, 12:59am PDT NEW
        No, liver. I need to know by 8am so I can decide if I'm going. by Jerry Whorebach 03/16/2009, 3:20am PDT NEW
            they will probably need to snake a wire up your urethra so yeah take the pants o NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/16/2009, 3:36am PDT NEW
                If you die, at least you'll have the satisfaction of knowing you lived life to NT by the fullest 03/17/2009, 5:31am PDT NEW
                    I didn't know billy idol liked living life to the fullest NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/17/2009, 5:33am PDT NEW
                        Jon Bon Jovi entered a New Jersey recording studio with only 8 sets of bagpipes NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/17/2009, 6:38am PDT NEW
            You'd rather die of liver failure than take your pants off in fron of a doctor? by Mischief Maker 03/17/2009, 9:21am PDT NEW
            If it's a female doctor, this could be the only chance to show a woman your cock by Fussbett 03/17/2009, 10:25am PDT NEW
                ^-- ...legally NT by Fussbett 03/17/2009, 10:26am PDT NEW
                I don't think there's anything wrong with my liver. by Jerry Whorebach 03/18/2009, 12:35am PDT NEW
                    Do your fake illnesses get your brother's attention and sympathies? NT by Adam 03/18/2009, 1:36am PDT NEW
                        What I'd really like from my brother is some space. by Jerry Whorebach 03/18/2009, 3:43am PDT NEW
                            Loneliness doesn't come easily. Turf that fucker out! NT by Adam 03/18/2009, 6:57am PDT NEW
                    So the liver, like your other "illness", is just a misunderstanding. by Fussbett 03/18/2009, 9:46am PDT NEW
                    Re: I don't think there's anything wrong with my liver. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/18/2009, 11:38am PDT NEW
                        yeah, it's sound. ultraradiation, on the other hand... NT by up with pod people 03/18/2009, 11:42am PDT NEW
                            Re: yeah, it's sound. ultraradiation, on the other hand... by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/18/2009, 12:03pm PDT NEW
                        You're right, it IS radiation. NT by Also a douche 03/18/2009, 3:54pm PDT NEW
                            It's sound actually, hence the delightful name, ultrasound. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/18/2009, 3:56pm PDT NEW
                                Hmm, and what is sound? by Also a douche 03/18/2009, 4:45pm PDT NEW
                                    You're stupid. :3 NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/18/2009, 4:48pm PDT NEW
                    CUO Kid(ney) Rock: Always on duty! NT by laudablepuss 03/18/2009, 3:58pm PDT NEW
                        It turns out I have gallstones, not kidney rocks (psh good guess) by Jerry Whorebach 07/29/2009, 5:27pm PDT NEW
 
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