Jhoh wrote:

Like 10 or more years ago there was a salad bar at the local Kroger(s) that had a crab meat thing, and it was real crab meat, and me and my brother used to just get a salad thing full of crab meat (pretty sure it was real too, because it was all soft and delicious) and slather it with ranch dressing and just buy that, because it charged by the weight, so they probably lost money. Within a few months they got rid of the salad bar for good. The deli section has "neptune salad" which is supposed to be like crab meat, but it's clearly fake, because it's all tough and hard. It's okay and doesn't taste bad, but still I wish it had the real stuff or like soft meat, ooooo boy that shit was good.