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FoK's gonna go there! by Quétinbec 08/01/2009, 5:00pm PDT
Fullofkittens wrote:


perusing internet porn)

(inner monologue follows)

"Hey, that looks pretty good, I'll watch that."


"That" is a strange way to refer to her. Do you judge porn on anything more than the girl's appearance? You'll make a lot of Fussbett-like mistakes when you go that route. You should be focused only on the girl. Maybe get a little bit fancy on the second or third wank, but for your first keep it simple and superficial.

Fullofkittens wrote:


"Hmm. This girl looks pretty young. I don't know about this."


Hahahahh! I'm more like, "She looks pretty....... young and I was hoping to go with an office lady kinda thing tonight, but you don't come across sweet wee tits like those every day. Maybe just a few minutes... while these other videos download..."

Fullofkittens wrote:


"...but she'd have to prove her age or something, I guess? Okay, let's go."


That's right! Because, really, how are you to know how old someone is? Asians can be 30 and look 15. It's not like it's EASY to alter the photo on a stolen passport or fake a birth certificate. That shit can cost up to $800 if you don't know what you're doing! Where's an underage girl gonna find that kind of money?

Fullofkittens wrote:


"I still don't know, about this. She's probably somebody's daughter or something."


Come on now, FoK! You committed to this wank and you're still second guessing yourself! The world turns whether you put your cum in a towel to her image or to someone of a less dubious age. Cum! Cum! Cum!

Fullofkittens wrote:


"Wait a second: THEY'RE ALL SOMEBODY'S DAUGHTER. WHAT AM I DOING"

...

(makes slight mental adjustment)

...

"Yeah you are. Somebody's daughter!"

"Wait a second, what kind of person thinks that!?"


Someone who's going out of his way to work an incest angle. You should have cum when you were told. Now you look even dirtier.

Amateur.
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        Thanks Fussbett, but we would have preferred you to post that anonymously. by Quétinbec 07/30/2009, 8:17pm PDT NEW
            I like to give a little back sometimes, show I'm only human too. by Fussbett 07/30/2009, 9:33pm PDT NEW
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        Guys, your dignity! by Quétinbec 07/31/2009, 6:20pm PDT NEW
            I haven't disagreed with you so hard since that time you said... by Jerry Whorebach 08/01/2009, 12:10am PDT NEW
            How much did Irene Wong pay you to wank to HER legs? NT by Mischief Maker 08/01/2009, 8:51am PDT NEW
    I assume this happens to everyone (!?) (One act play within) by Fullofkittens 08/01/2009, 6:38am PDT NEW
        FoK BUSTED! by Porn Police 08/01/2009, 8:36am PDT NEW
            very insensitive comments for that video on youtube (it's great) by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/01/2009, 12:00pm PDT NEW
            So the dude chooses pedophilia over pornography? by Mischief Maker 08/01/2009, 12:23pm PDT NEW
        FoK's gonna go there! by Quétinbec 08/01/2009, 5:00pm PDT NEW
            Thanks, I will print this out and keep it next to my computer. NT by Fullofkittens 08/02/2009, 5:48pm PDT NEW
        Re: I assume this happens to everyone (!?) (One act play within) by Entropy Stew 08/06/2009, 9:04am PDT NEW
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