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| it's always good to see a shitty game get what it deserves, here is my review by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/04/2009, 4:05pm PDT | ||||
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| it starts off pretty slow because the endless cutscene is so boring and pointless and terrible but I do like several of their QUIPS, and that's really the hardest part of MSTing anything is filling the long gaps of nothingness with something/anything to say
they get some decent material as soon as the trucks show up, so that is good also, get how miggles 4 is trying to be really deep about war by ripping off fallout, and then fucking that up as well by repeating "war HAS changed" like ten million times, sometimes just twice in a row, it's fuckin recockulous go ahead and count them the running gag about the war for tacos is ok, not brilliant but it works compared to how incredibly serious the game is yano it really sounds like david hayter is getting tired of talking about this shit already (control control) and haha maxwell snake agent 86 of control, if you didn't think that was funny then you have no sense of humor and maybe should end it all jump thru piano wire or whatever here comes the best part, when something FINALLY happens and they ride into a firefight, but this fucking narration never seems to end, but you just gotta laugh watching the fucking cannon fodder get cut down non stop followed by the CRUEL MOCKING of the commentary, making fun of them for dying stupid pointless deaths, this is really my favorite part this incredibly sad music is playing the whole time, as if we are supposed to care that wife beating anonymous ragheads who literally don't have faces get butchered, but I would be laughing anyway even if the commentators didn't announce "more cannon fodder incoming" as another truck full of doomed terrorfucks pulled up nice having the sniper's spotter just sitting next to him and pointing at guys who are maybe 20 yards away suddenly the game cuts away and ok is it time for some gameplay footage? nope, it's ANOTHER FUCKING CUTSCENE and yes, these terrorists are literally running into every fucking bullet they can, like they think they are a pong paddle and the bullets are the ball, nice game blizzard I mean kojima the camera holds on one of the RAGHEADS while an american voice calls for backup (certainly it could not have been a raghead asking for backup, all they have been doing is rushing forward to their deaths this whole time) and then the stupid ass womanly legged mechs show up and well I will just leave off there because it's SO FAWKIN FUNNY FAWK go watch the whole thing... twice |
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