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by FABIO 02/01/2005, 10:50pm PST |
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-There must exist at least 6 cell phone booths per mall, even if this means one company putting up two booths in the same mall.
-Half of the food court joints must be Asian. They all must aggressively hand out free samples. As soon as one starts handing them out, the rest must also.
-At every store & booth that sells posters or portrait drawings, one-third of them must depict Al Pacino's Scarface character. |
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