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Our new liquor store. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/03/2009, 3:35pm PST
Our dinky side street connects directly to a major road, and right at the corner of the intersection of the major road and the next major road is a dinky liquor store with a gigantic banner hanging from their sign that says LOWEST LIQUOR PRICES ALLOWABLE BY THE STATE. We declared that this was our new liquor store to go get tore up etc.

Unfortunately I have wasted the potential of this place and bought like 5 Mike's Extra Hard Lemonades that are like 16 oz cans with 8% alcohawl, BOY THEY WERE GOOD I just need a 14 year old girl to ply them on. Now that we own a house, Jso and I actually have separate bedrooms for the first times in our entire lives, which is a nice step up from when we moved into the apartment which was the first time we ever actually slept in different beds for the first time in our entire lives. Anyway so I could fuck a girl in my own personal private bedroom. WELP BETTER GO MAKE SOME FACEBOOK FRIENDS

No but really the liquor store, it's really small, and smacked right next to a video store that is actually 10 times more ghetto and cheap. Half the store is the "front" where the normal games and DVDs are, but they're spaced out so far apart, the selection is totally dinky, probably because none of their normal movies get rented. There were probably only 100 movies in this section. The rest of the store is behind the back door leading into the porn section which probably has like 1,000 or so DVDs of really skanky gross unwatchable shit. They probably take food stamps for rentals somehow.
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Our new liquor store. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/03/2009, 3:35pm PST NEW
    So what kinds of booze do the bruddas drink? by William Shatner's Raw Nerve 11/03/2009, 4:05pm PST NEW
        Usually one day out of every one or two weeks on the weekend after work. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/03/2009, 4:08pm PST NEW
        I drink like I used to smoke weed (but not nearly as often) by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/03/2009, 4:47pm PST NEW
        Night Train, E&J Gallo, MD 20/20, anything with a cap NT by grumans chinese theatre 11/04/2009, 5:08pm PST NEW
            Mary's preferred is E&J. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/04/2009, 5:11pm PST NEW
                Just admit the only alcohol you can afford comes with a soda cap NT by grumans chinese theatre 11/04/2009, 5:19pm PST NEW
                    I think this is about more than alcohol with you (wrom). NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/04/2009, 5:23pm PST NEW
                        I'm never ' grumans chinese theatre'! OG 'gruman by gruman' represeeeeeeeeeeeent NT by Worm 11/04/2009, 5:44pm PST NEW
                            gruman by gruman is a work of art, man NT by Versace by Versace 11/04/2009, 8:34pm PST NEW
                    wow this guy sure knows a lot about buying booze, only the FINEST doesn't have a NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/04/2009, 10:53pm PST NEW
    Sleeping in separate beds = the most coherent Jhoh post in years? NT by Souffle of Pain 11/03/2009, 10:02pm PST NEW
        I would say no. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/04/2009, 5:29am PST NEW
            I meant bedrooms, not beds. by Souffle of Pain 11/04/2009, 6:59am PST NEW
                8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/04/2009, 7:07am PST NEW
                    YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! NT by Souffle of Pain 11/04/2009, 6:07pm PST NEW
 
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